When Girls Go On Alpha Podcasts

[@michaelmiguel6937]

An attempt to make the podcasts into a joke was made and then they found out nothing would have to be changed

[@Mr.Marbles]

yeah its just slightly overplayed at some points and thats it. i dont even mean this ironic. these podcasts are literally this dumb most of the time.

[@rokpepeshogun]

it's the alpha sneakop podcasts nobody asked for but we got, besides Shawn Ryan, Lex Fridmann and Joe, there's not really a good one, maybe one underground

[@lenjonxiii]

The jokes write themselves

[@holymosey2556]

how dare you put "alpha" and "shawn ryan" in the same sentence. no one worth their mothafuckin' salt will call themselves "alpha males." 😂 but hey, don't get it twisted, ya dig?@@rokpepeshogun

[@rokpepeshogun]

@@holymosey2556 seems like you had beer too much

[@perfi4333]

It’s the “Biologically speaking” that gets me😂

[@dadbodenvy4247]

Conservatives using "biology" to justify their political beliefs is definitely a rising trend

[@lone_333]

Biologically speaking is innately is a woman thing. Lol

[@sublimeade]

ha ha so like um, metaphorically speaking ...

[@lovejunkie490]

@@lone_333🤡

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

​@@sublimeadelet's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument......

[@Chupacabra45J]

The Alpha bro then proceeded to go online and sell his 'escape the system' and masculinity courses to unsuspecting young 12 - 15 year olds. All while berating them for not having a Bugatti.....

[@turolretar]

I actually have a Bugatti... winter hat.

[@lolasdm6959]

what color is your bugatti? sir i am 4

[@woodside4life]

We’re all living in the matrix

[@myronbourne6937]

And all those 12-15 year olds improved their life drastically

[@lolasdm6959]

@@myronbourne6937 L

[@hammozeen]

The "name one book" got me so hard 🤣🤣

[@stevecooper7883]

There was no answer.... 😢

[@Kometheus]

People think that kid is a genius

[@sawsbone7303]

it got you hard? 🤨🤨

[@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424]

​@@sawsbone7303yeah, the book did 😏

[@AbyssWatch3r]

yo chill yo dick

[@zachstevens6469]

Never stop making these. I swear this is the next million view series, funniest content since the trevorwallace “dude” videos

[@PhilL30tard0]

Noooooooooo Duuuude 😫

[@carsonhunt4642]

Yea I don’t care for the say random things loudly gen z humor crap, but bangers like this one are why I’ve been subbed to cherd’s for over a decade. Only the og’s remember his misfit channel where he trolled feminists😂

[@MandoCarlrisian]

This is the funniest cherdley content in a while. I just wish he had done it way earlier cause a few people have made jokes about alpha podcasts 😂

[@kadikiss]

​@@carsonhunt4642 "Emo is just a phase!"

[@hui975]

This didn't age well. It go less that 400 thousand views. Stop the cap

[@TheWerttyFiles]

This is by far the most effective way to rid the internet of the alpha podcast hosts. Make them into hilarious satire that roasts the shit out of em. Keep it up Cherds

[@go_gorilla_go]

The braindead chimps who actually watch them are incapable of understanding how dumb and harmful they are though.

[@jwbmore101]

Next do race hustle podcasts you think its funny watch the ones that want to talk about reparations lol

[@blissseeker4719]

No it won't because they have good points.

[@Jack-zj1ug]

@@blissseeker4719pause. Who has good points exactly?

[@Jukelikesgames]

They’re not going anywhere. They serve an important role in the internet ecosystem. The soy must be ratiod.

[@Cherdleys]

1 like and i'll bring you on my private jet to japan....

[@SaultoPaul]

Good shit

[@N30NR10Tx]

Are strippers during or after the flight? Mile High Club, baby!!!

[@realgungeek93]

I love your recent justin waller impressions, awsome!

[@ghnbtrcv8672]

😂😂😂 man u killin it

[@BartAfterDark]

Only if we split the check

[@richardbrito2348]

This was spot on 😂 I just hope those Alpha podcasters know that this is how they come off.

[@danielgriff2659]

have you even watched those? Whatever.

[@Neverrrrr311]

​@@danielgriff2659a whole podcast of that? Good lord please no, I can barely endure a single short from that nonsense garbage

[@richardbrito2348]

Of course I have. Some Podcaster pays a bunch of scantily clad girls to sit in the studio while he gets on his soap box and puts them down for an hour. Thus, making himself and his viewers feel better about being rejected by these exact same girls back in high school.

[@NatalieV0331]

have you?@@danielgriff2659

[@marvin2678]

nah ahahah @@richardbrito2348

[@TheSpidersider]

The funniest part is that this isn't even parody it's a straight up reenactment of an alpha podcast.

[@hui975]

No if you watch the content they never say things like the best part about a man is not his personality but how much money he has. This skit had no coherence with reality. Whereas if you watch a liberal struggle to answer basic questions about gender identity you would think they are trolling.

[@TheSpidersider]

@@hui975 Cope.

[@rutgerhauser2377]

Right down to the women guests they have on promoting their OF.

[@Max-tq1ig]

Don't forget to call them "Delusional" every time you can for every reason in the comments especially if any girl does not agree with you, yay :D

[@lolasdm6959]

"I actually feel like I am human too" "STOP BEING DELUSIONAL GROW UP"

[@akj3344]

Maybe some guys do that but I gurantee most dont. You cant just blame an entire gender for something a minority does. Thats just delusional.

[@TheTm9090]

@@akj3344this comment is like an ogre, it has layers

[@viet_171]

@@akj3344 nobody talking bout the whole gender dumbass, it's about alpha podcasts hosts retard

[@Blakoss]

This reads like a post made by a delusional female

[@Cruel_Concept]

The “name 1 book” part got me😂

[@KingKong-mp6gj]

Actually based on a real situation�

[@Cruel_Concept]

@@KingKong-mp6gj I’m well aware

[@nugsnjugs9954]

According to the law of DiCaprio the age of expiration is 25.

[@Itsmattwong]

“How GAPING is your v$#*$@“ bro is so accurate 😂

[@Skaxarrat]

You can say "vagina" mate, this ain't Sesame Street.

[@makutateridax3427]

Notice how this was made AFTER Fresh and Fit lose their KZbin deal lol

[@johnwerner69]

Perfect timing!

[@marvin2678]

what did they do

[@johnwerner69]

@@marvin2678 that's a long list

[@Ever__Evolving]

​@@marvin2678One of them performed a n@zi salute while wearing a white sheet over his head. The other made gorilla gestures and sounds when referencing a brown person.

[@myronbourne6937]

They got demonetized, they didn't lose a deal

[@da40128]

The interrupting and asking questions and then answering them themselves is spot on 😂

[@ThatisnotHair]

As if women are right

[@kindnessandgracestaysmilin5990]

This whole thing wraps up all the 5 hour podcasts lmao

[@romilrh]

"So women are locks and men are keys, right? And..."

[@kakyoin3836]

I fucking hate this comparison. Its so stupid, just because of the shape of the genitals ?? What the fuck can you read out of that.

[@Originalchili]

Generally speaking yes

[@romilrh]

@@Originalchili Knew there was gonna be at least one brainwashed incel that would take the pathetic bullshit everyone is mocking here seriously

[@Gaphalor]

​@@OriginalchiliThis is what I told the medics after getting stuck in my doorlock. I have mistaken it for a women. I think they should write a warning onto those locks. I gonna sue the door company for that mistake of not writing it clearly that this in matter of fact is no women. I hope I'll get 1 million dollars from them and then I sue these podcast guys who told me that!!!

[@Originalchili]

@@Gaphalor good luck

[@kwristal00]

This was spot on and hilarious 😂😂😂 Thank you, I needed this in my life

[@shepparddh]

"Name one book" LOL

[@gabrielblacklock3921]

Game of Thrones!

[@shepparddh]

@@gabrielblacklock3921 no such thing

[@robweissman5952]

This is my new favorite podcast.. I bet he made 400 milli in just the time it took to watch.

[@lolasdm6959]

more likely FBI just seized 400mil of his property in this time because of his human trafficking crimes.

[@mayatolokonnikova5824]

With the Fresh and Fit sound bites lmao

[@YungLilBoii]

You forgot to make the Alpha perpetually sweating with veins popping out of his forehead at all times because he is so angry for no reason and full of steroids.

[@ThatisnotHair]

Can you tell me in which podcasts such things happen?

[@YungLilBoii]

@thatisnothair6332 I think his name is Justin. He's the Alpha-man who was clearly an incel/nerd at one point, but jammed enough steroids in his system to become decent enough looking and be in good shape. He's perpetually moist. And when a woman asks him a solid fallacy-free question, he gets angry and veins start popping out of his neck and head. Every time. The dude is so moist...

[@Earl3333]

Which Alfa hurt you and made you cry

[@YungLilBoii]

@@Earl3333 His name is Justin. I'm pretty sure. He's the kinda red headed fella on all those podcasts. He hurts me so much with his perpetual grease on his face.

[@pan6529]

@@ThatisnotHair andrew tate 😂😂 a woman stated her opinion and he got soo pissed off about it lol

[@dredhead117]

Cherds is amazing in this, but the girls are great too. Their facial expressions and body language, and their delivery of the lines perfectly shows how awkward and insane these podcasts are

[@AC-mp7cx]

yes the guests on these podcasts are the wild part

[@rutgerhauser2377]

@@AC-mp7cx I'm pretty sure these guests appear on those podcasts.

[@masterofkaarsvet]

The “name one book” reference was awesome 😂

[@chadblueone2]

Roasting like 4 different podcasts in 2 minutes is legendary

[@operationb.e.n6480]

"On a scale of 1 to 10..Appearance wise..." Lmfao I was hoping you would reference that

[@FaroTV_]

Nice disguise, but you won't fool me, Agent Smith!

[@theiviachine]

No one can pull off the “name 10 books” line other than the King himself

[@Amantducafe]

This is so accurate at first i hesitated to click because the preview was exactly like those podcasts you see around that pretend to be "alpha". Luckly i recognized the channel.

[@flampard1111]

Thanks Jwaller! Dropping so many knowledge bombs on us.

[@LoganAllec]

I learned so much from this, thank you!!!

[@MELLMAO]

Him doing his own soundbites was the cherry on top

[@halicritters9478]

literally nothing changed in the satire. this is exactly the same as the original content and it's still just as funny. good job.

[@MattXShaver]

Got right into it with this one 😂

[@chaffeyable]

It is piss though pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

[@mryoy1263]

That WOMEN SUUUUCK got me so Damm hard XD

[@saivyia]

This is so accurate it should go under the urban dictionary definition of alpha podcast.

[@ThatisnotHair]

Strawmann version

[@dfx13productions47]

*he just throws money and peaces out That’s a power move

[@mrjmadness2550]

Gotta include the high pitch bell when they make a point

[@yash019]

This was so perfectly crafted. I was cringing harder andd getting more progressively frustrated with each new sentence

[@amaz0nsmash]

I'm listening in my earbud while driving and it took me a minute to realize this was satire omgggg

[@megavore97]

“Name one book” took me out 💀

[@sophie________]

"do you believe that women deserve rights?" "yeah" budum tss budum tss budum tss budum tss budum tss

[@rapdied2023]

What a joke right😂

[@lolasdm6959]

Most coherent Alpha thought

[@antisora13]

It’s called a “rimjob”

[@marvin2678]

huh who said they dont ?

[@rapdied2023]

@@marvin2678 Me

[@LILGRIZZLY]

The squirt is just piss right 😂

[@edmarr5209]

I'm escaping the matrix with this one!

[@danielt6939]

The "I get back before my wife even wakes up" part killed me. This is brilliant.

[@DZGMR94]

the "name one book" kid was legit

[@edoardomigliavacca9343]

0:17 the high pitch "WOMEN" it's PERFECT

[@Senna27xxxxxx]

"Name one book" bruuuhhh 💀

[@sq147]

Ngl this should've been longer😂😂 this is so good 😂

[@swavnasahoo711]

The sound tracks sent me😭🤣🤣📣📣

[@FirstTruth-xw3wt]

Very insightful interview. I learned a lot about woman today.

[@thesugareater8607]

Loving the new outro

[@sebastianljung1481]

OMG i love this podcast. only the truth is told

[@wababiba4181]

The comment section of an alpha podcast is rough too. There are thousands of incels running to defend every point and insult these guys make. Like little alpha simp boys.

[@PeoplePleaser578]

The irony is anyone that doesnt blindly agree they call Simp, but they dont realise that they are simping for men which actually makes them Gay Simp Beta Cucks if you think about it 🤔🤔

[@ThatisnotHair]

You are talking as if what they say is not true

[@PeoplePleaser578]

@@ThatisnotHair It’s not true… apparently you don’t understand that they talk in generalities that only apply specifically to a small amount of women (mainly the ones they try to date) people are far more nuanced and complex than they claim they are. Same as I’m sorry shit like “Men can cheat on their partners because biology but if a women cheats she is a whore” is just an L take.

[@NewtypeEri]

I love your content, thanks for this lol.

[@stxmps3037]

already in tears just from looking at the thumbnail

[@MelvinDorkus]

this podcast is so brave and real

[@YosuaPlayYGO]

i need the bloopers of this 😂😂😂

[@rkturty]

I think it’s funny how she ranked being able to read more highly than being highly educated.

[@cyphre]

Need more of this. With more sass from Kazumi.

[@raxxmo5885]

The soundboard was short of that "Don DeMarco" drop to make it complete 👌🏾

[@Telemna]

"name one book" I about died there.

[@djatlasmusik]

better than the last podcast skit, i mean, i laughed in the beinging ending was kinda funny

[@CMvidproductions]

Anyone else catch the “HOWEVER” instead of “Whatever” in the thumbnail pic. Nice touch, I see you guys 😂

[@Daniel-kt8um]

What happened to the asian girl saying “subscribe”, at the end of the videos ?

[@ZaryGrabusey]

The woke mind virus

[@happyburial]

amazingly accurate. please do more

[@zedisdeadz]

"Name one book" 😂😂😂

[@lotanowo]

Bro going wild on that soundboard is a carbon copy of FnF

[@westleyanson]

👍🏼👍🏼 That was spot on!

[@LULO127]

The WOMEN SUCK!!! AT THE END GOOOOT ME HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@Jamesucht]

That pink cup was strategically placed

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Lol this is absolutely brilliant, I love it! Great job, Cherdleys!!!

[@reachbean]

2:26 a REAL alpha wouldn’t leave, he’d kick the women off the podcast

[@rzero21]

how come Cherdleys sounds so f*cking intellectual just from talking on a decent microphone

[@juanpablochamorro1765]

BRUUUUUHHHHH THIS IS SO ACCURATE!!!!! JAJAJAJAJJA

[@FreedomsLife1776]

All it’s missing is the Asian gal with the imperial German helmet.

[@frankiecal3186]

She's capping her body count is over 9,000 she's a Corn star.

[@ai_robozen]

All I needed was the thumbnail title to know EXACTLY what was gonna be discussed 😂

[@ghnbtrcv8672]

Hahaha this is so aweseme and accurate 😂😂

[@Kehwanna]

Podcasts like that just drive me up a wall. Something about their nature other than the topics or personalities just is annoying and exhausting, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[@Ateka9]

I'm not even sure dudes who host this kind of podcasts would understand this is satire.

[@manucamarixta]

I fuckin love this character 😂

[@jameswayton2340]

This is the first video i have seen of you. this was hilarious.

[@FJaypewpew]

“Who’s going to be more capable in a combat situation, a 280 lb shredded man or a 90lb bird of a woman, THATS why I take charge, because she’s going to be freaking out so I have to order her to shut the fuck up and get me my glock”

[@Scoozi.Art.Hawaii]

“We deserve rights” (multiple air horns) 😂

[@SA-cb2it]

Saw a recording of a cop recently, he had just ran over a girl and she died, and he was on phone afterwards laughing talking to his colleagueasking him to write a check of $11,000 because she had little value because she was 26! Wow! USA! So strange, just bizarre! How did she have little value at 26?!

[@I.D.I.O.C.R.A.C.Y.]

Dude.. this is too accurate lol.

[@Amero2323]

see the female brain responds to confidence

[@KeaneKamina]

I'm not going to lie. I've legit been waiting for this channel to do this. 10/10

[@tylermokarry9731]

this was fucking gold thank you

[@MannyDcBride]

Surprised there wasn’t a parody of Gorlock in this

[@RED01SEA]

Is this a reverse joke because , usually in those podcasts and the girls are quite a specimen

[@Reliquancy]

They couldn’t name one book!

[@romilrh]

The power of cutting away before someone can answer the question

[@Kyuhll]

name one book lol

[@drjekelmrhyde]

He nail it when cuts the video before they and and when he ignored them when they tried to speak.

[@gamesdeen3768]

When he said name one book I fucking DIED

[@avian12311]

I mean, it definitely accurate but you also can't deny that the women they generally have on those podcasts are the worst society has to offer lmfao

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

Except every one of those hosts are jacking it to porn in their time off. They pretend to look down on the supplier while secretly consuming the product. It's sexual frustration, basically.

[@dal2452]

What we really need is an Alpha podcast with Vladimir Putin and Andrew Tate. Tate would start talking about his Bugatti, and then Putin would launch into a lecture about the origins of the metallurgy in the Gallic provinces of the Roman Empire and how it culminated in the creation of the ultimate French sports car. Then they would share sigma male business tips on how to get rich (sell your get-rich-quick course to the masses, or embezzle money from state-owned corporations)

[@cameronfilyaw2282]

The soundboard was perfect

[@osooso6027]

crazy bc this could jus be "highlight" clips from one of those podcasts lol they really talk and think like that