When Girls Go On Alpha Podcasts

I took my daily red pill and now i feel wonderful... see u in Japan.
with Kazumi ▶️ / kazumisworld & Ali ▶️ / acpent
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[@perfi4333]

It’s the “Biologically speaking” that gets me😂

[@dadbodenvy4247]

Conservatives using "biology" to justify their political beliefs is definitely a rising trend

[@lone_333]

Biologically speaking is innately is a woman thing. Lol

[@sublimeade]

ha ha so like um, metaphorically speaking ...

[@lovejunkie490]

@@lone_333🤡

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

​@@sublimeadelet's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument......

[@michaelmiguel6937]

An attempt to make the podcasts into a joke was made and then they found out nothing would have to be changed

[@Mr.Marbles]

yeah its just slightly overplayed at some points and thats it. i dont even mean this ironic. these podcasts are literally this dumb most of the time.

[@rokpepeshogun]

it's the alpha sneakop podcasts nobody asked for but we got, besides Shawn Ryan, Lex Fridmann and Joe, there's not really a good one, maybe one underground

[@lenjonxiii]

The jokes write themselves

[@holymosey2556]

how dare you put "alpha" and "shawn ryan" in the same sentence. no one worth their mothafuckin' salt will call themselves "alpha males." 😂 but hey, don't get it twisted, ya dig?@@rokpepeshogun

[@rokpepeshogun]

@@holymosey2556 seems like you had beer too much

[@Chupacabra45J]

The Alpha bro then proceeded to go online and sell his 'escape the system' and masculinity courses to unsuspecting young 12 - 15 year olds. All while berating them for not having a Bugatti.....

[@turolretar]

I actually have a Bugatti... winter hat.

[@lolasdm6959]

what color is your bugatti? sir i am 4

[@woodside4life]

We’re all living in the matrix

[@myronbourne6937]

And all those 12-15 year olds improved their life drastically

[@lolasdm6959]

@@myronbourne6937 L

[@hammozeen]

The "name one book" got me so hard 🤣🤣

[@stevecooper7883]

There was no answer.... 😢

[@Kometheus]

People think that kid is a genius

[@sawsbone7303]

it got you hard? 🤨🤨

[@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424]

​@@sawsbone7303yeah, the book did 😏

[@johnnielurker]

yo chill yo dick

[@zachstevens6469]

Never stop making these. I swear this is the next million view series, funniest content since the trevorwallace “dude” videos

[@PhilL30tard0]

Noooooooooo Duuuude 😫

[@carsonhunt4642]

Yea I don’t care for the say random things loudly gen z humor crap, but bangers like this one are why I’ve been subbed to cherd’s for over a decade. Only the og’s remember his misfit channel where he trolled feminists😂

[@MandoCarlrisian]

This is the funniest cherdley content in a while. I just wish he had done it way earlier cause a few people have made jokes about alpha podcasts 😂

[@kadikiss]

​@@carsonhunt4642 "Emo is just a phase!"

[@hui975]

This didn't age well. It go less that 400 thousand views. Stop the cap

[@TheWerttyFiles]

This is by far the most effective way to rid the internet of the alpha podcast hosts. Make them into hilarious satire that roasts the shit out of em. Keep it up Cherds

[@go_gorilla_go]

The braindead chimps who actually watch them are incapable of understanding how dumb and harmful they are though.

[@jwbmore101]

Next do race hustle podcasts you think its funny watch the ones that want to talk about reparations lol

[@blissseeker4719]

No it won't because they have good points.

[@Jack-zj1ug]

@@blissseeker4719pause. Who has good points exactly?

[@Jukelikesgames]

They’re not going anywhere. They serve an important role in the internet ecosystem. The soy must be ratiod.

[@Cherdleys]

1 like and i'll bring you on my private jet to japan....

[@SaultoPaul]

Good shit

[@N30NR10Tx]

Are strippers during or after the flight? Mile High Club, baby!!!

[@realgungeek93]

I love your recent justin waller impressions, awsome!

[@ghnbtrcv8672]

😂😂😂 man u killin it

[@BartAfterDark]

Only if we split the check

[@richardbrito2348]

This was spot on 😂 I just hope those Alpha podcasters know that this is how they come off.

[@danielgriff2659]

have you even watched those? Whatever.

[@Jigen311]

​@@danielgriff2659a whole podcast of that? Good lord please no, I can barely endure a single short from that nonsense garbage

[@richardbrito2348]

Of course I have. Some Podcaster pays a bunch of scantily clad girls to sit in the studio while he gets on his soap box and puts them down for an hour. Thus, making himself and his viewers feel better about being rejected by these exact same girls back in high school.

[@NatalieV0331]

have you?@@danielgriff2659

[@marvin2678]

nah ahahah @@richardbrito2348

[@TheSpidersider]

The funniest part is that this isn't even parody it's a straight up reenactment of an alpha podcast.

[@hui975]

No if you watch the content they never say things like the best part about a man is not his personality but how much money he has. This skit had no coherence with reality. Whereas if you watch a liberal struggle to answer basic questions about gender identity you would think they are trolling.

[@TheSpidersider]

@@hui975 Cope.

[@rutgerhauser2377]

Right down to the women guests they have on promoting their OF.

[@Max-tq1ig]

Don't forget to call them "Delusional" every time you can for every reason in the comments especially if any girl does not agree with you, yay :D

[@lolasdm6959]

"I actually feel like I am human too" "STOP BEING DELUSIONAL GROW UP"

[@akj3344]

Maybe some guys do that but I gurantee most dont. You cant just blame an entire gender for something a minority does. Thats just delusional.

[@TheTm9090]

@@akj3344this comment is like an ogre, it has layers

[@viet_171]

@@akj3344 nobody talking bout the whole gender dumbass, it's about alpha podcasts hosts retard

[@Blakoss]

This reads like a post made by a delusional female

[@Cruel_Concept]

The “name 1 book” part got me😂

[@KingKong-mp6gj]

Actually based on a real situation�

[@Cruel_Concept]

@@KingKong-mp6gj I’m well aware

[@Itsmattwong]

“How GAPING is your v$#*$@“ bro is so accurate 😂

[@Skaxarrat]

You can say "vagina" mate, this ain't Sesame Street.

[@nugsnjugs9954]

According to the law of DiCaprio the age of expiration is 25.

[@makutateridax3427]

Notice how this was made AFTER Fresh and Fit lose their KZbin deal lol

[@johnwerner69]

Perfect timing!

[@marvin2678]

what did they do

[@johnwerner69]

@@marvin2678 that's a long list

[@Ever__Evolving]

​@@marvin2678One of them performed a n@zi salute while wearing a white sheet over his head. The other made gorilla gestures and sounds when referencing a brown person.

[@myronbourne6937]

They got demonetized, they didn't lose a deal

[@da40128]

The interrupting and asking questions and then answering them themselves is spot on 😂

[@ThatisnotHair]

As if women are right

[@shepparddh]

"Name one book" LOL

[@gabrielblacklock3921]

Game of Thrones!

[@shepparddh]

@@gabrielblacklock3921 no such thing

[@romilrh]

"So women are locks and men are keys, right? And..."

[@kakyoin3836]

I fucking hate this comparison. Its so stupid, just because of the shape of the genitals ?? What the fuck can you read out of that.

[@Originalchili]

Generally speaking yes

[@romilrh]

@@Originalchili Knew there was gonna be at least one brainwashed incel that would take the pathetic bullshit everyone is mocking here seriously

[@Gaphalor]

​@@OriginalchiliThis is what I told the medics after getting stuck in my doorlock. I have mistaken it for a women. I think they should write a warning onto those locks. I gonna sue the door company for that mistake of not writing it clearly that this in matter of fact is no women. I hope I'll get 1 million dollars from them and then I sue these podcast guys who told me that!!!

[@Originalchili]

@@Gaphalor good luck

[@YungLilBoii]

You forgot to make the Alpha perpetually sweating with veins popping out of his forehead at all times because he is so angry for no reason and full of steroids.

[@ThatisnotHair]

Can you tell me in which podcasts such things happen?

[@YungLilBoii]

@thatisnothair6332 I think his name is Justin. He's the Alpha-man who was clearly an incel/nerd at one point, but jammed enough steroids in his system to become decent enough looking and be in good shape. He's perpetually moist. And when a woman asks him a solid fallacy-free question, he gets angry and veins start popping out of his neck and head. Every time. The dude is so moist...

[@Earl3333]

Which Alfa hurt you and made you cry

[@YungLilBoii]

@@Earl3333 His name is Justin. I'm pretty sure. He's the kinda red headed fella on all those podcasts. He hurts me so much with his perpetual grease on his face.

[@pan6529]

@@ThatisnotHair andrew tate 😂😂 a woman stated her opinion and he got soo pissed off about it lol

[@kindnessandgracestaysmilin5990]

This whole thing wraps up all the 5 hour podcasts lmao

[@kwristal00]

This was spot on and hilarious 😂😂😂 Thank you, I needed this in my life

[@robweissman5952]

This is my new favorite podcast.. I bet he made 400 milli in just the time it took to watch.

[@lolasdm6959]

more likely FBI just seized 400mil of his property in this time because of his human trafficking crimes.

[@mayatolokonnikova5824]

With the Fresh and Fit sound bites lmao

[@dredhead117]

Cherds is amazing in this, but the girls are great too. Their facial expressions and body language, and their delivery of the lines perfectly shows how awkward and insane these podcasts are

[@AC-mp7cx]

yes the guests on these podcasts are the wild part

[@rutgerhauser2377]

@@AC-mp7cx I'm pretty sure these guests appear on those podcasts.

[@LoganAllec]

I learned so much from this, thank you!!!

[@masterofkaarsvet]

The “name one book” reference was awesome 😂

[@mryoy1263]

That WOMEN SUUUUCK got me so Damm hard XD

[@chadblueone2]

Roasting like 4 different podcasts in 2 minutes is legendary

[@FaroTV_]

Nice disguise, but you won't fool me, Agent Smith!

[@operationb.e.n6480]

"On a scale of 1 to 10..Appearance wise..." Lmfao I was hoping you would reference that

[@theiviachine]

No one can pull off the “name 10 books” line other than the King himself

[@MattXShaver]

Got right into it with this one 😂

[@chaffeyable]

It is piss though pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

[@MELLMAO]

Him doing his own soundbites was the cherry on top

[@dfx13productions47]

*he just throws money and peaces out That’s a power move

[@halicritters9478]

literally nothing changed in the satire. this is exactly the same as the original content and it's still just as funny. good job.

[@Amantducafe]

This is so accurate at first i hesitated to click because the preview was exactly like those podcasts you see around that pretend to be "alpha". Luckly i recognized the channel.

[@Reliquancy]

They couldn’t name one book!

[@romilrh]

The power of cutting away before someone can answer the question

[@mrjmadness2550]

Gotta include the high pitch bell when they make a point

[@megavore97]

“Name one book” took me out 💀

[@flampard1111]

Thanks Jwaller! Dropping so many knowledge bombs on us.

[@Senna27xxxxxx]

"Name one book" bruuuhhh 💀

[@LILGRIZZLY]

The squirt is just piss right 😂

[@randymarsh1554]

Cherdleys makin it out of the matrix with this one

[@saivyia]

This is so accurate it should go under the urban dictionary definition of alpha podcast.

[@ThatisnotHair]

Strawmann version

[@edmarr5209]

I'm escaping the matrix with this one!

[@DZGMR94]

the "name one book" kid was legit

[@amaz0nsmash]

I'm listening in my earbud while driving and it took me a minute to realize this was satire omgggg

[@yash019]

This was so perfectly crafted. I was cringing harder andd getting more progressively frustrated with each new sentence

[@FreedomsLife1776]

All it’s missing is the Asian gal with the imperial German helmet.

[@edoardomigliavacca9343]

0:17 the high pitch "WOMEN" it's PERFECT

[@FirstTruth-xw3wt]

Very insightful interview. I learned a lot about woman today.

[@danielt6939]

The "I get back before my wife even wakes up" part killed me. This is brilliant.

[@sq147]

Ngl this should've been longer😂😂 this is so good 😂

[@raxxmo5885]

The soundboard was short of that "Don DeMarco" drop to make it complete 👌🏾

[@frankiecal3186]

She's capping her body count is over 9,000 she's a Corn star.

[@erisunflower]

I love your content, thanks for this lol.

[@sophie________]

"do you believe that women deserve rights?" "yeah" budum tss budum tss budum tss budum tss budum tss

[@rapdied2023]

What a joke right😂

[@lolasdm6959]

Most coherent Alpha thought

[@antisora13]

It’s called a “rimjob”

[@marvin2678]

huh who said they dont ?

[@rapdied2023]

@@marvin2678 Me

[@swavnasahoo711]

The sound tracks sent me😭🤣🤣📣📣

[@cyphre]

Need more of this. With more sass from Kazumi.

[@sebastianljung1481]

OMG i love this podcast. only the truth is told

[@rzero21]

how come Cherdleys sounds so f*cking intellectual just from talking on a decent microphone

[@rkturty]

I think it’s funny how she ranked being able to read more highly than being highly educated.

[@MelvinDorkus]

this podcast is so brave and real

[@djatlasmusik]

better than the last podcast skit, i mean, i laughed in the beinging ending was kinda funny

[@Kyuhll]

name one book lol

[@IaMmExCx]

Surprised there wasn’t a parody of Gorlock in this

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Lol this is absolutely brilliant, I love it! Great job, Cherdleys!!!

[@thesugareater8607]

Loving the new outro

[@lowkeyBEATZ7]

The WOMEN SUCK!!! AT THE END GOOOOT ME HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@reachbean]

2:26 a REAL alpha wouldn’t leave, he’d kick the women off the podcast

[@danielapro9755]

Someone clip these as shorts and put sigma phonk underneath. 💯 legit

[@YosuaPlayYGO]

i need the bloopers of this 😂😂😂

[@ghnbtrcv8672]

Hahaha this is so aweseme and accurate 😂😂

[@theswanson8099]

I thought Chardley only post funnv skits. Never expecting a regular ass podcast.

[@CMvidproductions]

Anyone else catch the “HOWEVER” instead of “Whatever” in the thumbnail pic. Nice touch, I see you guys 😂

[@Jamesucht]

That pink cup was strategically placed

[@happyburial]

amazingly accurate. please do more

[@FJaypewpew]

“Who’s going to be more capable in a combat situation, a 280 lb shredded man or a 90lb bird of a woman, THATS why I take charge, because she’s going to be freaking out so I have to order her to shut the fuck up and get me my glock”

[@_nomad_of_novac_9884]

"Name one book" *name of cook books*

[@avian12311]

I mean, it definitely accurate but you also can't deny that the women they generally have on those podcasts are the worst society has to offer lmfao

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

Except every one of those hosts are jacking it to porn in their time off. They pretend to look down on the supplier while secretly consuming the product. It's sexual frustration, basically.

[@manucamarixta]

I fuckin love this character 😂

[@swastiksahu6889]

The saddest part is people actually seriously watch these kind of videos. They don't consider women as humans rather enemies they need to subjugate and control. They are so anti woman that it makes you question who they like. But if you dig in enough, you'll find that they are just lost and scared men and what they are most scared of is other men.

[@tylermokarry9731]

this was fucking gold thank you

[@lotanowo]

Bro going wild on that soundboard is a carbon copy of FnF

[@stxmps3037]

already in tears just from looking at the thumbnail

[@drjekelmrhyde]

He nail it when cuts the video before they and and when he ignored them when they tried to speak.

[@Telemna]

"name one book" I about died there.

[@RED01SEA]

Is this a reverse joke because , usually in those podcasts and the girls are quite a specimen

[@dal2452]

What we really need is an Alpha podcast with Vladimir Putin and Andrew Tate. Tate would start talking about his Bugatti, and then Putin would launch into a lecture about the origins of the metallurgy in the Gallic provinces of the Roman Empire and how it culminated in the creation of the ultimate French sports car. Then they would share sigma male business tips on how to get rich (sell your get-rich-quick course to the masses, or embezzle money from state-owned corporations)

[@Ateka9]

I'm not even sure dudes who host this kind of podcasts would understand this is satire.

[@ai_robozen]

All I needed was the thumbnail title to know EXACTLY what was gonna be discussed 😂

[@CoolerGuy121]

I FUCKING love this. So, so much.

[@cameronfilyaw2282]

The soundboard was perfect

[@JuanG2020]

It's almost exactly the same as a real alpha podcast

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

All you're missing is ad reads for blue chew and vitamix.

[@osooso6027]

crazy bc this could jus be "highlight" clips from one of those podcasts lol they really talk and think like that

[@I.D.I.O.C.R.A.C.Y.]

Dude.. this is too accurate lol.

[@manwiththeredface7821]

This was really onesided. Many times both the hosts and the female guests deserve one another.

[@KingJT80]

meh its the whole podcast itself 100% of the time

[@MandoCarlrisian]

Yeh you do get some pretty absurd opinions from some of the women on there. However, some are sort of baited into corners where their opinions are made into soundbites. Its a mess out there😂

[@edontes2154]

Biologically speaking if you cold plunge right before lunch and side p***y you can't get STDs. That's a fact. Stay up, Kings

[@That1DogGuy]

Does it count as parody if it actually just fits right in with what it’s parodying?

[@robcanisto8635]

Staggeringly accurate.