Whiplash Fletcher Best Bits

The best of Fletcher!

[@invalide]

Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here

[@ThatKidinAfrica]

MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?

[@cooldude2251]

What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?

[@rockingtheblade]

Invalide_Account 😂

[@ethancurtis7803]

Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫

[@MrJamaigar]

Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬

[@Phunkophil]

"I apologize to the musicians." That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.

[@cyndacat76]

Why so?

[@lod340]

He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english

[@tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585]

The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job" A quote to live by in total's society

[@mlg_kaju2321]

@@lod340 sori for me bed england

[@eyitsdan8350]

Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general

[@GammaHunter]

I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson

[@lol_work]

Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing

[@orpheus9098]

@@lol_work Damn you too?

[@Chorse4941]

@The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?

[@yungdeadbeat]

same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol

[@fredererpower]

@@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.

[@Sour_Soap]

“Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone

[@daminguez]

me too! :D

[@nicolagiuseppe]

LOUDER!!!!!

[@MICRO8955]

I wanna you that line

[@randomcomment262]

@@nicolagiuseppelouder !

[@bigbionk]

I work in a pharmacy and I wanna say this so bad

[@32RH]

The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man

[@cameronrobertson9800]

Parker is sabotaging his newspaper

[@thewanderingcreative7173]

Cameron Robertson and his son the astronaut.

[@sgt.boneface7467]

This comment is underrated

[@dylantennant6594]

Now for the final unclefucking time, bring me pictures of Spiderman!

[@Ironbat92]

By beating the shit out of Mr. Fantastic.

[@XiyuYang]

The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.

[@Zain.Basi1]

Hahaha

[@Niscimble]

It's not quite his tempo

[@bigkahuna1221]

😂

[@zifircin1797]

or you don't know it is low fps, which I am afraid is even worse

[@TzHoax-vy4rv]

ROFL

[@liamreid5407]

The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.

[@leeroyshuman]

You must be a coward

[@classysansy]

I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.

[@heneral-gn4vr]

The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂

[@Jebu911]

Definitely one of the best actors we have around currently.

[@somuchsalt2810]

1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason

[@hereticsshallbecleansed7245]

Lmao

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Instead of on pi- START COUNTING

[@exeterra4825]

I love how Neiman is just sitting there and fletcher just runs up to him and is like START COUNTING lmfao

[@x-rex7236]

Considering Fletcher, this is totally in cheracter for him

[@jamesbassil3008]

I’m weak 😂😂😂

[@freemanskush7910]

Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...

[@kh22912]

freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't

[@moongirl434]

freeman's kush the hell is real xD

[@diversekino]

I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!

[@avalasialove]

Imagine if he taught choir of drama

[@1awlfc1]

‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’

[@andy119898]

Not Quite my FPS.

[@altairlclashroyale9547]

Andres Lozano good job you copied a fucking comment.

[@skylighterrhd4073]

Altair l Clash Royale good Job you cried over nothing.

[@TheEhdud533]

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[@Xerclipse]

WERE YOU LAGGING OR WERE YOU FRAME SKIPPING?!!!

[@paperthedegenerate6279]

"One and two..." *video plays* "NOT MY FUCKING FRAME RATE"

[@sabahbubbler]

Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?

[@johndanes2294]

This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team

[@jerrelllawrence4787]

@@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.

[@maxm4804]

Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here

[@victorwallsiii1674]

Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos

[@HamatamnaHamatamna]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman

[@MaeseSantiago]

I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines

[@davidturner6280]

I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.

[@mandolfc9549]

Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol

[@yourheroes5874]

@@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid. As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!

[@WatercraftGames]

Simmons is so great

[@blackopsquay]

I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.

[@magnusthered4973]

I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher

[@christianvelez2788]

Just push man get down and push

[@dallencollins875]

Theres always the chill ones

[@dallencollins875]

@Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there

[@jlmurrel]

@@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.

[@ViciousFriendlyFish]

J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.

[@kabuto1859]

Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times

[@Fbitypeshit]

@@gelsen888 like what do you say to them exacly?

[@Fbitypeshit]

Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?

[@stephengrigg5988]

I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also

[@stephengrigg5988]

@Chad Mower haha that would be great. I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts

[@satashaahnberg7831]

"Neiman, you're done." "I got pictures of Spiderman." "No fucking way." "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it." "You earned the part." "Can you pay me in advance?" "Nope. Not quite my tempo."

[@timmyd151]

😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??

[@ndhickson3599]

“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”

[@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking]

​@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣

[@mywifeisabugatti.2513]

"The add say three thousand."

[@hypeinsaan]

@@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie

[@RambunctiousVA]

I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly

[@Antraeon]

Don't you mean 400?

[@zirak93-2]

you mean over 9000?

[@danielperktas]

My fav parts are “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?” “Try me you Fucking weasel” “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch” And the fruit fuck section

[@mansamusa8410]

Reminds me of my mom

[@jdrums95]

hey

[@camelcase9225]

"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.

[@Seabee156]

camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂

[@keenanbartlome8153]

it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.

[@petroszazikis1931]

camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔

[@toron2010]

He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers

[@petroszazikis1931]

Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽

[@michaeltracy9932]

It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults

[@joshbrown2080]

It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time

[@hammill444]

Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.

[@vacantile]

The dad staring in disbelief is so sad

[@BarCY-YT]

I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.

[@eec589]

I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.

[@jager9022]

Yeah.. that’s the joke…?

[@ethancha9361]

This is him on a good day lol

[@maogu1999]

Yes.

[@intermilan9731]

Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age

[@isaacthegoblinmonster9985]

5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie

[@W0LFB3AT5]

Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...

[@johndanes2294]

"Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"

[@jomaejoestar4001]

Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness

[@shmodayoda7836]

@@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen

[@aylix2137]

@@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.

[@diodarknextreme]

I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before

[@PT4918]

"Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.

[@lasanod123]

😂😂😂😂

[@tranninhvn6057]

Same here fellow haha

[@MrSidney9]

Lol

[@methlokaijufan9729]

Me when I see Batwoman

[@shawne02]

2:17 when I see a level 17 warden and I'm a level 156

[@DoobOficial]

''I apologize to the musicians'' poor drummers man

[@hamishgiec2062]

Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.

[@Phike9391]

Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...

[@AV57]

Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.

[@brianpalmer6515]

Mr. gay pride of the upper west side

[@zeusnation4eva502]

Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums

[@cold_commander5155]

if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.

[@joec7217]

Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead

[@cold_commander5155]

@@joec7217 ik :(((((

[@myamdane6895]

Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now

[@davidmckelvey2601]

The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.

[@bananaacademy9463]

"By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story" That's cold fuckin blooded.

[@hidayuh4579]

Tana Pana i dont get it

[@DanielCharry1025]

Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.

[@Stoneman180190]

Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.

[@kingweeb3365]

@@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)

[@Rizal96able]

@@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.

[@johnpaulgonzalez9016]

On take: "i apologize to the musicians" After take: "i apologize to the actors"

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.

[@nicolasdiez7688]

@@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone

[@joshuagerthoffer2321]

Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.

[@Glopdemon]

By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards

[@def6078]

Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head? THINK, Nieman!

[@matthewpaul6904]

Because you're trying to win an Oscar, sir?

[@AS.Se7en]

sure you do

[@dannypitcherenterprises2414]

“I apologise to the musicians” Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.

[@minjaeroh7925]

"Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER! "I'm upset"

[@user-ps9pb7zo2z]

Min Jae Roh lol

[@TheDatpussy]

Min Jae Roh i laughed so hard

[@krishnasharma1505]

I laughed way too hard at that.

[@angeldavila2738]

“Fifty thousand on my head, it’s disrespect”

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

“SAY IT LOUDER!” “one more thing, eugene, give me that.”

[@hansoloberger5735]

We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen

[@bichonnation9494]

Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,

[@shan4289]

@@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?

[@bichonnation9494]

Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.

[@thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805]

Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout

[@eec589]

What about R. Lee Ermey?

[@richcash550]

0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman

[@favourfavier1735]

I swear 😭😭😭😭😭

[@sebastianmolina5606]

1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell

[@NewAgeComix]

I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated

[@CHlEFFIN]

GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?

[@johncoyle8551]

@@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?

[@e.t.6589]

@@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE

[@snowblind9551]

@@e.t.6589 Epic.

[@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh]

@@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them

[@nightrider3067]

Deserved that Oscar for sure

[@jacobusstefanusvandervyver4211]

weeping willow shit sack

[@johnc1280]

Night Rider 100% right. Feel at times it's so much politics

[@dominicthedefiant3210]

It took me a second to realize why people were being so hostile lol

[@dominicthedefiant3210]

Seriously though, he did deserve it. He was legitimately terrifying.

[@sam8793d]

Ed Norton

[@ethanledina8176]

Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?

[@jakec5048]

My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.

[@grandre3464]

After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

All bark and no bite.

[@Fourthircondirst]

59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60

[@alexnunez8336]

automatic best comment.

[@InsaneDrumer18]

I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please

[@bloocrest3577]

Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.

[@Scram_]

BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.

[@nicolasriveros943]

Not quite my fps

[@LordSummerIsle73]

"I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*

[@Ultrasecond77]

Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.

[@BenjaminSteber]

Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.

[@namelesscreature8843]

@@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like: *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*

[@versthappening603]

how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me

[@milchesarreal6964]

That's what years of asking for photos of Spider-Man and taking over Earth for the Viltrumite Empire can do Least it's not bottled up y'know? 🤣

[@yamahasuperbike2202]

I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.

[@TheFanBoy1233]

Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!

[@deathbastardable]

"ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? ANSWER!" "I'M UPSET!" Hilarious how it skipped a few lines.

[@heathermcfarlane3379]

deathbastardable XD it kills me

[@Clone-pn2tj]

*were

[@invertedtriangle8153]

Hello upset,i am dad

[@tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585]

The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job" A quote to live by in total's society

[@mrcoolman2]

Blade BlazerLazer why exactly

[@victorcoyenn]

*- Start counting.* *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*

[@joec7217]

IN 4 DAMNIT

[@NickTovA]

LOOK AT ME

[@jagoclover]

@@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59

[@liamlakevold2234]

@@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?

[@jagoclover]

@@liamlakevold2234(voice crack) RuShiNg

[@SoundsNewSoundsGood]

"You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."

[@loghanditheimperialdiehard8876]

Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂

[@williamfoy599]

I hope you are living a successful life.

[@classysansy]

Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.

[@Sykroid]

1:01 funnily enough, that's actually how my dad used to approach me when i made him angry and I was about to be beat. BUT he changed as he got older and we have a better relationship now. I've even hugged him a couple of times

[@loghanditheimperialdiehard8876]

@Sykroid That’s awesome dude. Strong of both of you to make an effort.

[@AnteikuCafe]

And I thought he was angry towards Spider-Man

[@Pulse4664]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....ah ehehhe heheh....whew

[@Fuziontony123]

Pulse4664 Are you serious?

[@AnkothOfficial]

What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.

[@osmanyousif7849]

Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.

[@yangango9900]

2:08 *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_* *_”A-“_*

[@Kevin-eq1sj]

One more thing Eugene gimme that.

[@alexandergiandettore]

Underrated comment

[@JacobLewis2006]

If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me

[@spongeebobby9248]

I'M GAY

[@Firespectrum122]

"SAY IT LOUDER!" "N-"

[@rajughosh1980]

The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖

[@ems7623]

That slapping scene is the best thing since rough sex was invented.

[@GojiKaijufan-yf8hy]

J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people Director: Yes

[@waterwind2266]

That's not the format of that joke

[@bait5257]

@@waterwind2266 it is

[@maheshwaranp3946]

@@waterwind2266 it is

[@raccoon9681]

@@waterwind2266 it is

[@gemahikmatyar6899]

@@waterwind2266 it is

[@ellish4841]

"One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"

[@demedooley9235]

Ellis H well it works

[@Pilkie101]

That was my favourite line in the movie

[@FuckYouTube385]

How they quote something from the movie!

[@sushia100]

An honest comment

[@worldofmemes2919]

"THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" the out of tune guy's face then:😭

[@TylerMcNamer]

Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.

[@jdfonz23]

"I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo

[@tapiture3720]

3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar

[@rylade475]

He did win that Oscar so

[@ka-boom2083]

Wtf does baked Alaska mean

[@leviticus6896]

@@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...

[@ka-boom2083]

@@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake

[@zackl7467]

@@ka-boom2083 its a dessert

[@JM-fc9gm]

One of the best performances of all time honestly

[@Seph2079]

As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.

[@andreim.g.9299]

2:17 "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever

[@Mitozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Can you walk the walk tho?

[@JacksonAfroman]

@@Mitozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz doubt

[@howeijian4277]

Jk simmons is so fucking legendary

[@bungalowmo]

OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!

[@leobalaban1187]

Knowin of this performance’s existence made Omni-Man even more threatening then he already is

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

I think Fletcher is more terrifying because he’s real. Some where out there is probably a guy that is actually this abusive.

[@johndanes2294]

I mean the ideology that Omni-man was fighting for is real.

[@Ethan-dn1wc]

@@Jdmking-kp1mu Damien Chazelle based Fletcher on an actual teacher he had.

[@jayjay86443]

Remember: he could've destroyed Mark at any given moment with these rants. He just happens to choose violence instead of words.

[@smoothbrained4channer976]

Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction. *pulls out AK*

[@theaethor]

“Can still see you mini me!”

[@mohammadsaadsheikh8343]

what does "mini-me" mean

[@zacharytarnow7290]

Mohammad Saad Sheikh it’s from Austin powers

[@IridianEarthShade]

:3

[@brianpalmer6515]

Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you

[@Sam-rp4hy]

@@mohammadsaadsheikh8343 smaller version of me. By smaller I am referring height.

[@Jose-se9pu]

JK Simmons is a beast. We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.

[@tylerf6082]

Yeah but this character is nothing like Jonah Jameson

[@JacobLewis2006]

@@tylerf6082 🍖

[@mrmackellar3337]

And now as Omni Man

[@generaljesus4301]

Mothafuggin Omni Maaaaaan

[@JDawg654]

Ohhhh… who’s gonna tell him? 😬

[@unionyankee1163]

I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.

[@haaa5052]

this thing in top left corner is his heart rate

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

JK Simmons to his heart "NOT MY F*KN TEMP

[@caterax4510]

I thought that's what it was at first.

[@subpar.smoocher]

Imagine at 1:00 there isnt a cut he just decides to go at the drummer for no reason

[@tiffy_loves]

💀

[@squidbro6635]

He could smell the fear and snobbish energy

[@peejaynaz1590]

That’s gotta be the scariest shit ever. You’ll never know where he’ll turn to and just unleash hell

[@Orros]

Imagine he just whips his head around after smelling fear

[@imo7744]

One two three fou-

[@LastPlayerOrigin]

Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"

[@djimma5080]

Hey they method works

[@hecksters423]

Yes

[@drummerboy0620]

400th like

[@rizkyananta5461]

i would be take marine drill..all day he can shout and yell at me..

[@morbidlust999]

Sound sensitive

[@WeightliftingWigger]

J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

What a perfect villain. Equal parts comical and terrifying.

[@federicosperoni4937]

3:51 "And here comes, Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"

[@whomstami7365]

Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert

[@can1as]

we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska

[@chingasofarkaso]

I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME

[@krystofkabatek556]

2:44 I cant stop laughing 😂😂

[@baseddugalle1838]

Think Neiman! Think!

[@warmpereer65]

How can you become the best drummer if you are not in my tempo?!

[@noahmugan354]

5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen

[@nicks4802]

Not my tempo

[@doge8825]

@@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*

[@Geeksavant80x]

@@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this

[@Sheeeesk]

@@Geeksavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee

[@jaykelly6091]

*Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!

[@ianlow4947]

Barbara: But dad, I'm already am

[@nicolasriveros943]

"AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"

[@jackzheng9685]

"I can still see you mini-me!"

[@53yearsago56]

I can't stop laughing when Fletcher is on screen. Am I a psycho ?

[@boi9428]

Nah, everytime I see Fletcher's face i begin to laugh

[@Sheeeesk]

Nah, everytime I see Fletcher’s face I begin to laugh

[@ryleeevans6211]

im here 6 years later to say..... THINK MARK! THINK!

[@danshiba1498]

2:44 Best line in the entire movie by far!

[@MedeivalWarfare]

Dan c dito

[@ewanprice9183]

4:50 for me

[@lasanod123]

😂😂😂😂

[@sedeanimugamez5418]

Agreed

[@charleyb_728]

@danshiba1498 YES!😂🤣🙌

[@Rawk4Life]

I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.

[@themoniathansnest5404]

He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now

[@dcb99filmz]

@@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson

[@themoniathansnest5404]

dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*

[@TommyMVSERVTI]

Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂

[@hakushi9016]

He's an actor. Lmao.

[@Hughjasswipe]

He’s actually pretty intimidating here, in the Spider-Man series I just thought he was some old fragile old man 😂

[@Double-R-Nothing]

I don't know if you've ever seen Simmons working out, but that man is RIPPED.

[@blacck0ut177]

“Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie

[@claudia2189]

This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them

[@Unicysis]

I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon

[@merringuthrie2587]

I'd hate to be this guy's kid.

[@krisscanlon4051]

Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good

[@DrakePlayz0305]

Kris Scanlon Ok....?

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

@@krisscanlon4051 WTF

[@eoincleary9829]

Who would marry him

[@etherious5957]

You guys are a bunch of wussies

[@thesilentsociety3252]

Some of Fletcher’s one liners are Drill Sergeant levels of comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@russellcroweisfat5605]

Why is Omni man so mean to these kids?

[@twotailedavenger]

I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.

[@rahul_sharma_]

Adjusting the seat...that was hilarious lol

[@kreator4life]

"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" That is a straight up mood

[@iamtheman584]

This reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad forced me to play violin. Still remember the times when I would sobbing while practicing and him yelling at me right next to me to count.

[@regenosis]

lol terrible

[@iamtheman584]

@@regenosis lol that's asian parents for ya. It just made me hate the violin. That's why I stopped playing it as an adult.

[@regenosis]

That's rough dude. I played the violin also (asian parents too). My mom felt I needed to learn an instrument and gave me a "choice" of violin and piano. I didn't get the Fletcher treatment like you but I hated playing it all the same and my mom wasn't exactly being encouraging or fostering any real interest. I stopped before senior high. Looking back, it's more about them experiencing a musical instrument through their kids and it's really a terrible mindset of asian parents.

[@NedSar85]

6:27 fav part: Fletcher’s approval

[@feister2869]

Such a sad ass ending

[@erikkumitsubashi1048]

"Good job"

[@freddy4603]

Funnily enough, in the end, Fletcher won. His tactics were proven to work.

[@bocaj7766]

Fletcher’s grin at the end and the cut off of his smile was perfect cinematography.

[@theketaminekid1241]

@@feister2869 You mean badass ending?

[@anthonybeavan5648]

"It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"

[@Smoke---]

Holy shit I’m glad KZbin recommended scenes from this movie so often. I decided to finally watch it and it was a cinematic masterpiece. Freaking incredible movie

[@youssefelhalaoui9975]

There is no fucking Mars bar lol

[@aconitum_7889]

I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him

[@kopikoblanca8907]

Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy

[@Via_Satellite]

@@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?

[@micaholson1052]

I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.

[@assi4237]

I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.

[@kuromomutaro]

3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂

[@Unknown-ol2uh]

kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious

[@kaspafischer]

When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha

[@cyberpunkchloe9]

I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.

[@pubgplayer1720]

"Why are you looking down there's no fucking Mars bars down there" 🤣

[@ingloriousehiphop7929]

"There's no fucking mars bar down there" 😂😂😂