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[@UncleRJ]

"DickeyDines?" *lights a cigar* "I had not heard of that name in a long time"

[@5.3pachyderm15]

What kind of cigar??? I need details.

[@lukecarodrums]

had not

[@UncleRJ]

@@lukecarodrums Thank you grandma

[@matejmcnally8770]

same. i havent watched this channel in years

[@zepfan9993]

420

[@alexisw5391]

Man if I had balls, I would buy Manscaped. Thanks Austin.

[@oxymoron296]

*deep voice* darn straight!

[@grant9005]

@@blazer6248 Hardcore simpin dude

[@blazer6248]

@@grant9005 whatever that is 🤷‍♂️

[@grant9005]

@@blazer6248 lol you deleted your comment now, dont simp

[@blazer6248]

@@grant9005 doesn't change the fact that I still don't know wtf that means. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yea I deleted it. So fuckin what? You gonna continue to cry about it? That's what they make the delete button for...you know...to delete shit 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@slavpowered912]

Sponsor: Manscaped Jared: Shaved Hmmmmm

[@shauna4535]

Austin doing sponsored segments is all I need in my life

[@russellknollenberg5336]

this comment was sponsored by raid shadow legends or manscaped, maybe even honey who knows

[@BluTheHonky]

Not gonna lie I miss the crazy shit Jared and Austin used to do. That's what made the show funny for me.

[@thilaerian4418]

yeah I miss when this channel was fun.

[@mohanlee2492]

I agree with you guys all those games they used to play like charades and especially dining with dickey

[@BluTheHonky]

@@mohanlee2492 well I can understand why they dont do dining with Dickey. Its hell to clean up lol but the story time shit was hilarious

[@elinajrgensen8687]

Randy Rhoads?

[@Dickey7861]

Blu A. Y’all never watch the crazy videos we do! KZbin is a fickle beast and unfortunately our creative videos usually don’t get clicked on haha. We will still do them we just can’t do the zainey vids all the time. New drinking game tomorrow

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

“Double-decker extendo-dong”- Austin Dickey 2020. That might be my new PSN name.

[@mortensen1961]

Or your pornogrind band . . . . .

[@zacharygross2639]

mortensen1961 why not both?

[@mortensen1961]

@@zacharygross2639: Why not?

[@Dickey7861]

hahahaha i would die if i came across that username in a random lobby hahaha

[@ryuukaobantie7272]

There's no better promo code for a manscaping product

[@upsidedown4155]

8:07 hate i worked out what this is for, It looks like its made to bend the ingrowing corners of a toe nail up so you can trim them

[@DerBoot492]

That thing is for pulling of ball bearings bro.

[@jamesoblivion]

It's definitely for ingrown nails.

[@brendenpeterson5684]

In a county fair (laterally the craziest fair I've ever had) they where selling brass knuckles at one of the booths and they where able to get away with it because they called them paper weights! Shit is just that crazy.

[@jasonfromguitarcenter]

Now I’ve Seen It All

[@legatomisterioso7]

💯

[@turbkey1380]

Good capitalization

[@oxymoron296]

What gauge strings do I need if I want to play Doom metal?

[@jasonfromguitarcenter]

Oxy Moron 85

[@greengay4817]

I congratulate you, for you did not take this time to say first

[@jwapican7204]

Gotta admit, this is the only channel I don't skip sponsors ads on. Austin should work for QVC

[@user-ng8io7vc6x]

My guy the “bread” is African black soap

[@coderedskyrim]

Really?

[@user-ng8io7vc6x]

Dat Boi Douglas yeah

[@user-ng8io7vc6x]

Dat Boi Douglas www.timelessorganicsskincare.com/products/raw-african-black-soap?variant=20086499334&currency=USD&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-Mr0BRDyARIsAKEFbefRWMvM6WlbD05Z4E8Zd_-Sbzy_JqUAFYEp_i_ikkzReoJWRtTV9zoaApflEALw_wcB here’s an example big dawg 😗✌️

[@jkalash762]

Haha, i was wondering if anyone else would catch that. The stuff is great, after i found out about it that's all i use. There's a shop by me that has a huge block and they cut it and sell it by the ounce really cheap.

[@ooferrell]

@@jkalash762 yeah same i bought a block like almost a year ago and still have some of the original block ( even tho i bought more and forgot). Remember its not real black soap if it is all black and not the oatmeal texture and color

[@md_vandenberg]

I'm going to pull off a broadcast intrusion on my local TV stations and show everyone in town (still on terrestrial TV) that Manscaped ad. Not because I give a damn about the product but because the ad is gloriously weird.

[@gaythiestMTG]

I'm only here for Austin Dickey's lovely Manscaping advertisements

[@AnnieErre]

Been watching some of your old videos, you guys make me laugh so hard and make this quarantine thing easier. Glad to see new stuff from you! ♥

[@maddoxmarshall6151]

I've been rewatching all of your old videos waiting for new ones

[@canadachronic8803]

For once, the sponsorship actually got me😂 I really want me a manscape razor 🤟🏻 IT WAS ALSO PERFECT THAT THE PROMO CODE IS “dickey20” 😂💀💀

[@pandaboipetsandmask392]

*dickey*

[@Badusername2000]

The toe thing is meant for pulling the pressure off ingrown toenails. So its not digging into your toe

[@richardbayen3665]

Blood worm=red cocaine

[@Stolid]

26th? Now that I've established my dominance over being here early I'll go and think of something witty to comment. Also, "Precision tools for your Family jewels " killed me😂

[@pandaboipetsandmask392]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SP-vp1qz]

The wrapped "pastry" is actually African black soap. 95% sure because after all it is Wish lol

[@martinharvey-olson8553]

I've missed you guys, one of the biggest bright spots of my (and i assume many others) lives right now

[@Ruthann0351]

Great job bois. Always super entertaining, the chemistry between you two on camera is second to none. Of course it goes without say, Dickey is killing it the ad game. Not even a product targeted at me and still watched and enjoyed till the end. Love you bois. 💕❤💕

[@3d-speakers945]

The “crack pipe” also can be used for a psychedelic called dmt

[@JoeyBoBo]

That makes it better? 😐🤣

[@joshuahb536]

Joseph Portman hell yea dmt is the shit

[@3d-speakers945]

@@JoeyBoBo yea.... crack is a cheap drug that people get hooked on and it destroys life

[@3d-speakers945]

@@JoeyBoBo dmt if anything wil probaly improve peoples lives

[@killerhippieodoom9599]

@@JoeyBoBo um yeah dmt is fucking awesome

[@benpowersguitar]

Thanks for making the week better guys

[@banananaz674]

Guys I am binging all the DickeyDines videos and you guys are just so underrated, I laugh my ass off every video

[@imnotapathy]

Why is the manscaped add so damn Long

[@aStrix171]

When companies sponsor, they have a contract with demands that often includes how long the add has to be.

[@md_vandenberg]

@@aStrix171 Nope. They dictate that you use certain phrases, keywords and the correct description of the product. They basically don't fucking care how you tell your audience.

[@jonny555ive]

Because SIZE MATTERS !!!!!

[@Equal_inDeath]

Matthew VandenBerg Nope. Depends on the company.

[@rodbelding9523]

Austins ad reads are the only ad reads I dont skip past.

[@MerynMTG]

0:17 Austin commits HARD for the memes

[@lucasduffy7936]

Ayeeee I'm early! Been a dickie dines fan since way before the dining with dickie series. Love you guys and your music :) ❤️

[@lieselbrehmer]

that intro singlehandedly restored energy into my quarantine

[@TranzparentMethods]

The ad for Manscaped looks like something I would've seen in a one off from USA Up All Night... It was HYSTERICAL!!! I appreciate the brand even more for sponsoring a video like this. These guys are comedy gold, as is Manscaped... I get it though...

[@ryandesi0040]

YES! Finally. I missed you guys so much.

[@evaniberson5513]

The crack pipes could be used for DMT but it’s still weird 😂

[@abyssyoumiss3128]

When dickey was describing the manscaped sponsorship I sat through the whole thing laughing and thinking about buying it 😂

[@gusmclean6799]

I was on wish yesterday and saw almost all of these items, the incense holder from the other wish video is still my favourite, “for birthday Christmas”😂😂

[@henrygmm5227]

I love your videos. I've always loved metal music but your channel has helped me reinforce and expand my love for metal. Keep it up 👍

[@marcusg5665]

at 11:30 I almost choked on my food as I got the shivers. Thanks guys.

[@cobeidonovan75]

The boys are back!!

[@Bastet617]

Killing it once again with the ad reads Aubs! I love how you giggled at the end of "It even has LED lights so that you can always find your way through the darkest crevices of your disgusting man-cavern!" I like how much fun you have with the ad reads, and you're always so creative with it. Also, the mannequin with the cloak on, I'm pretty sure they were just selling the cloak lol Always love your editing as well, all the lil touches you put in make it 100x more enjoyable. All in all another great DD episode in the books! Keep up the good work Austin, I'll see ya at the stream later precious bean!

[@katelynoney7187]

Not gonna lie, the saw mask scared me lol. I use their videos to fall asleep because I love them. And I only opened my eyes because they were quiet for a couple seconds and that was the wrong idea. 😂😂

[@Malchotheracoon]

Yeahhhhhhhssssssss finally , where have you guys been , I missed this sooo much !

[@NiasThighs]

I appreciate Austin commiting to the bit at the beginning. That was great 😂

[@paulwolff65]

Where have your videos gone lol...you have noooo idea how much ive been binging all of your videos

[@erica-sp7ie]

Really needed a Dickey Ad in my life

[@connordunn]

Thanks for getting the mic situation spot on!

[@mackenzieackley8049]

Kudos to Austin and Jared for powering through the corona

[@joshwhitty7024]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR 😂😂😂

[@dssunited]

Fast forwarded through the Manscaped ad and it was somehow even funnier in frames lmao

[@grizzbiz8932]

Best Manscaped ad I've seen yet

[@nathaniellee9814]

Loving the beard Austin!!

[@zubaidamajeed5756]

why in the ever loving f**k do I love these titles? i scrEAMED at the one for this video to be honest lol

[@metalheadofmordor9169]

That YuGi noy reference cracked me up good. Thank you, papa Dickey...

[@matthewgentry6907]

I worked at a smoke shop, people would come in asking for "oil burners" (aka crack pipe) but we didn't have them

[@spicybean2004]

I lost my shit at the intro, specifically Austin falling off the chair🤣

[@myemail7726]

"...Is it the girl..." almost laughed to death

[@TheMiGhTyPeSci]

Literally the best ads on YT 😂

[@nathanw.3385]

The boys are back

[@abigailclay8391]

Missed u guys!

[@chompy6664]

THEYRE BACK

[@landryspoorguitar6666]

Yes! They’re back!

[@ladymonoxide5069]

"FUCKING JESUS! IS THAT MR. BEAN!?!?"- Austin Dickey 2020. When you yelled that I started laughing so hard I cried 😭😂😭 Love you both lots like tator tots🖤💜💚🖤

[@Mygarage915]

They are having way too much fun with this

[@ainadupuis2651]

Austin Dickeys manscaped commercials are googolplex times funnier than Stevie Ts yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesv7280]

The best Manscape advertising I've ever seen, fucking hilarious

[@erica-sp7ie]

Ok the Yugi boi was too much for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gavinmalone8186]

Blood worm is used either as fishing bait, or as a chum to attract fish (By spreading a lot of it throughout the water).

[@chrisgillock1389]

Dude i died laughing at the mask. Dickeys reaction was comedy gold

[@haroldthefrog]

“Why is wish so horny?” -sponsored by manscaped...I fucking lold

[@hcwfigurematches]

Why did Austin just fall but it was funny #Commitment

[@danielc.4897]

I remember vivid scenes of Mr. Meaty from when I was a kid. It's still freaky!

[@alexandercarlinmusic9467]

The content I've been missing

[@nicandre7943]

Sooo Austin...how about a dining with Dickey episode to help us with our sanity during this BS quarantine?!!!

[@michaelcash9382]

Yo bimjo the Mr meaty reference was on point 👌

[@julianherrera6677]

I was rewatching the last wish video and got this notification

[@jcm4762]

I appreciate the Dark Souls reference at the beginning

[@astralprogression8536]

I missed u guys

[@Actualary]

Bloodworms are for feeding certain species of pet shrimp, I believe.

[@LilComedown]

AUSTIN I need that deathcore Manscaped ad song

[@prestonbelgarde6896]

Bloodworm is used for pigment in lipsticks and other stuff jsyk. You crush em and they make a gorgeous red powder

[@theusedbert24]

I got the ad for the black thing wrapped in plastic wrap and clicked on it....it took me to the item and it's some weird type of soap. I initially thought it was drugs or something xD

[@PraisedLink]

YES! Da bois are back 😎 More creamy meamies plss❤

[@wyattwade3221]

You sold me on manscaped, got the 3.0 Special Package😤😤

[@eoinmacdonnchadha5682]

YESSSSS A DICKYDINES VIDEO

[@petermurphy9240]

Finally anew vid !!!!!!!!

[@kaleb.metzger]

We back baby 🤣🤣

[@jojocaitlin8508]

10:59 that's just a cape lmao

[@martin8765]

You guys should buy and review the products next time. It would be hilarious!

[@jimmyginseng]

Not only could it just be an add about manscaping but the promo code is classic

[@JamieMcGuire3295]

start shoutouting out this channel on you rmain jared! you need to hit 500k!

[@DariiaPlaysMusic]

I watched the whole ad, never even considered skipping ahead, and it’s not like I have that all that Y chromosome goodness to 🪒 Austin is a f***ing marketing genius 😂

[@Philipp_Thielen_510]

I saw crackpipes on wish titled "funny party straws"

[@SuperFunny1111]

The tiny corkscrew thing is a tool to help get ingrown toenails out it pulls the ends of the nail out to remove the ingrown toe nails and straighten the toe nail out

[@nils-ph3zs]

perfect timing

[@ellainapurnell2639]

I love you guyssss

[@-Jake-]

Can we please get a metalcore vocalists tier list?!

[@stubby_gnome7106]

The crackpipes are called a bubble pipe that was what people used to smoke the thc oil out of before we had dab rigs

[@imnotapathy]

Make a video on what you guys think about epitaph signing SoundCloud artists

[@slumbering_pierrot]

That last one answers my wish, "I wish Mr. Bean was in the last scene of Total Recall."

[@emiq386]

I just love your vids