How Fast Can We Ruin Your Day? (Toys For Grown-Ups Hehe)

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This is the only time I believe that DickeyDines has lived up to the Dickey part of their name lol.

[@Trent2002W]

Lol

[@mattsugrim7132]

Also that Deer vagina is for furries that want to level up their furrydom.

[@gilmoreghoul8676]

I felt this. hahaha.

[@evilemuempire9550]

They’ve completely filled the Dines part though

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Only way to welcome Xmas 2020

[@theonenonlykyler]

The Adam and Eve commercial background made me very uncomfortable lmao 😂

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Real talk though, adult swim at 3 am was a scary place to be as a kid.

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Facts

[@jacktall4401]

And I fuck with your profile pic gojira are fuckin sick haha

[@jakersrule7267]

I’m glad I am not the only one who loves your profile picture

[@hUnt94]

ikr

[@gandolan1473]

@@jakersrule7267 that album slaps man

[@BeN00bly101]

I love how uncomfortable Jared is throughout this whole video with Austin next to him acting like a bubbly sales assistant 😂

[@phantomechelon3628]

Jared's expression at 20:05 is like "Is this what my life has come to?" 😁

[@ATotalDork]

I mean, if you showed me this guy at 6:14... I'd be pretty uncomfortable too

[@kevinhernandez2594]

Austin waited his whole life for this sponsorship

[@guts2657]

That Sex Swing cd was just a debut self titled album of that band. They're like an experimental noise rock group.

[@blindsleep]

Yeah I had to look that up too

[@zerofox641]

Ya the “Product Highlights” were just the tracklist. I googled and found the album on Bandcamp

[@saudade7842]

I thought it was some niche, experimental music cd based off the description.

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Thanks for the peace of mind then

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Still, what the hell is that picture??

[@BastetMusic]

The DickeyDines Show, sponsored by Adam & Eve. I don't think I'll ever get over how fucking golden this is!

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

I love how everyone went from Raid Shadow Legends to Adam and Eve

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Better than Raid: Shadow Legends

[@MikeRotch11]

Quarantine life

[@flaccidacid6819]

i love how this video isn't even age restricted

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@biscuitstheanteater7306]

Goddammit I really needed some old school dickeydines after today. Thanks guys🤘

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That comfycock sweater had me dying.

[@dudewhy2849]

“I need to know where this man is coming from.” “B L O W J O B.” 😂

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anne_6052]

this was definitely the most metal this channel's been

[@MoonDevoured]

this is the best Dickey Dines video in a long time. their commentary is gold.

[@Phatzo1000]

Classic example of overthinking things. You can't beat a hollowed out cucumber

[@jmartinez999x]

You guys are killing me LMAO 🤣 That "Sex Swing" thing is a CD! That was a track list! Grace Jones is alive! 🤣🤣

[@justdarkjazz4020]

Thanks for clearing that up. I'll now sleep a little better.

[@CyberChrist]

It's all very tame if you know about maggot girl :P

[@henrydupuis5648]

I'm hysterically laughing at this yo lol! 🤣

[@mendyrckz76]

Austin in these Sponsorship commercials. 😅 Love it! "If it's horny it's in Eve's inventory"

[@voldemortsnose7336]

I wanna go back 30 mins when i didnt know this existed

[@ainadupuis2651]

Got 69 likes yo I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This is one of the weirdest DickeyDines video ever, even their current sponsor. Looks like we have Dined on this Dickey.

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

those images are now burned into my memory

[@zenon459]

An unus annus fan i see?

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

@@zenon459 Memento Mori

[@zenon459]

@@metalheadmaniac8686 ah, momento mori. They will be sadly missed. but in the end we all have clocks, and everyone will strike zero.

[@nodeloliver6201]

@@zenon459 Yep.

[@jakethompson4068]

memento mori

[@fathomlives]

"are you talking about those *bible gardeners*?" bro seriously shut up CHRIST i died laughing

[@Johnfromthedesert]

This is the funniest video on the internet. Austin's sense of humor, Jared's reactions, just yes. Yes. More ASAP. Pulse me, daddy XD

[@patrickwilliamson29]

you know what the problem with worst part of the darkest parts of the internet? I keep running out of tissues....

[@sparemers8380]

The internet was NOT safe today...

[@henrydupuis5648]

I'm hysterically laughing at this yo lol! 🤣

[@humanure0]

6:40 this creation is what the shake weight trains you for

[@jameskyser9423]

That was hilarious

[@salvatorevulcano2427]

It’s crazy to think that this is the golden age of podcasting, and Austin and Jared have been doing this for forever. If they uploaded twice a week, this Chanel fucking blow.

[@derekthomas481]

This is the hardest i have EVER laughed at a Dickey Dines video. I am d e c e a s e d

[@ainadupuis2651]

Same yo I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712]

I’m so glad more videos have been uploaded lately 🖤 this channel has gotten me through my darkest times. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to :)

[@JFrohlichMusic]

It's always a good day with a new DD video

[@thetastiestjam]

Im SO HYPED that yall are posting again!

[@loneangler9063]

Dickey props on the Ad ya made, that commercial deserves to be on television lol!!!

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

Why did I choose to eat toast while watching this

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@floridalife2419]

DickeyDines never fails to cheer me up. This was much needed 🤘🏼

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2:58 Anyone here watch The Boys?

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The deep goes deep 😏

[@m.dielitz]

we need more of this!! PLEASE i died laughing 😂

[@alvy8bit]

Oh i see Jared is looking for ideas for his onlyfans ... I’m excited daddy

[@Darthfader23]

No

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No, alvy, NOOOOO!!!

[@blakedout]

Oh god no stop

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no

[@davidsands3785]

Alvy Y E S!

[@gretchenmyers1279]

i'm all at once shocked horrified and appalled, yet still laughing my ass off! The look on jared's face for most of these is funny yet endearing in a way. Rock on guys, and keep the comedy rolling!

[@l33jupiter81]

wtf man

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chefbanjo8139]

I’m never gonna unsee that stretcher as long as I live. Thanks for that.

[@kaleb.metzger]

I'm thankful for all the new uploads from you guys... No matter how strange. 😂

[@milesr94]

This is the greatest video I've ever seen 😂 never stop 🖤🖤

[@sunrise_jiujitsu8980]

It's for leverage. It's easier to move your hands in front of your torso rather than under your seat. 6:40

[@hannaht.5965]

God i love you guys. So happy that you guys are uploading again ❤

[@benderisgreat5059]

The discount code should have been “dines,” because a lot of people are going to guess “Dickey” without ever seeing this video.

[@hadowong2985]

Jareds got the david draiman patch comin in

[@phantomechelon3628]

How long before he introduces himself with OOOOWWW AH AH AH AH!

[@hadowong2985]

How long before he goes bald

[@MadeYouLewk]

this video made me dizzy, love it guys keep up the great work

[@henrydupuis5648]

I was hysterically laughing at this video yo lol! 🤣

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"FELLATIO "- Daron Malakian

[@Indi]

I missed this so much, please upload more often 🤣😭

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This video has changed my life🤣🤣🤣

[@ZekraiRegalia]

This has been hilarious lmfao

[@rickburker]

I just love that Adam & Eve are just taking over KZbin sponsors. Finally a sponsorship that I won't skip XD

[@Bastet617]

Austin, this is hilarious. And gettin the sponsorship!!!!! What a fuckin power move! You continue to be one of my fav human beings and my fav KZbinr by far.

[@blakedout]

Love when y'all do impersonations of characters

[@user-gx1jx3mj6w]

Please do another one of these the commentary is hilarious

[@mulletman5750]

DickeyDines featuring a dreadless Randy Blythe. Sick.

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I’ve missed these guys 😂

[@MrFriccolini]

Now this is why i subscribed!

[@timothyissler3815]

I'm gonna get kicked outta my Christian college for watching this.

[@NintenDub]

Kick yourself out.I bet your having a blast...

[@Hand_Of_Doom333]

I love me some of those adult swim shows on at 4 in the mornin.

[@lightspeedyestermoon274]

OUR BOIS ARE BACK BABY

[@daddybigbean5882]

The sex swing cd is a cd of a Mexican pornogrind band and the random shit listed was the track list. As for the album cover, it’s honestly hard to say.

[@chrisrudling9795]

That was truly a wtf video lol 😂

[@joranmoore5663]

I BROUGHT MY POGO STICK JUST TO SHOW HER A TRICK SHE HAD SO MANY FRIENDS!

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JUMP POGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGO BOUNCE

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THE CJ JOKE😂😂😂

[@blizzardkhaos]

This was hilarious

[@connornyhan8369]

this is actually a great video idea im surprised cody and noel havent done it yet

[@pasi8800]

That was funny af!

[@yourfavoritetrex]

Dickeydines show really went from phone app sponsers to Adam and Eve what a time to be alive

[@DRG00DandS3XY]

Austin seems to enjoy this stuff!

[@meeserbaker]

You guys should do another "uncomfortable compliments" video. Definitely underrated video

[@danielcolautti170]

The bench is awesome, you could sit on someone and play drums like on a Cajon drum box

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The best sales pitch for Adam & Eve ever

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The name of that fish is called the Candiru. It is most common in polluted African rivers

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most suitable sponsor code to date

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That's the best Adam and Eve commerical I have ever seen.

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bruh irl home movies finally

[@Johnfromthedesert]

Best sponsored ad ever. I used your code and bought an inflatable girl so I could tape Austin's face to it.

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ainadupuis2651]

I've Never laughed so hard in my life yo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Indi]

Are y'all fr? 🤣 "Sex Swing" is obviously an album by a hyperviolence band lmao. And I thought I smoked a lot. 🤦‍♂️

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This brings a whole new meaning to... War robots

[@AhHereWeGo]

With that soul patch, jarred looks like my 5th grade teacher

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Sick, no more words.

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F***ing hilarious! Love that incognito chalkboard logo change. Imll have nightmares after watching this sh*t. Lol

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The ad had me fucking dying. I love you guys.

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never laughed so hard 😂😂

[@sammason1134]

Yo that murder tangent is crazy dude 😫😳

[@gavinmalone8186]

16:16... memories of "I Nani" by Richard Benson

[@zaimusic_150]

Yo, this episode killed me! I always miss you guys

[@adamlubert3404]

I love how there was one guy commenting “it tore me up in a good way!” On like every one of these

[@vulture9086]

I haven't heard of adam & eve since those late night infomercials from before i had a smart phone.

[@JamieMcGuire3295]

shoutout this out more on your main channel jard. more people need this show.

[@huntermichael5086]

Austin sounds like that snake like creature in star wars clone wars when he does that weird voice lol

[@onslaughtofterrorJW]

That ad though! I didn’t believe it was real

[@ghost_takerz7959]

The only time I dont skip the ads is when you say them😂 might need to get me something you just sold me on them

[@ryanbissessar3805]

Like we need more of this funny shit🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eluneofficial8914]

What did i just watch 😂 😂 😂

[@ainadupuis2651]

I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂