Will BIG MIKE Obama Make a Run? - Razör Rants

Will Big Mike steal the White House from the Convalescent President?
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[@harbl99]

The Trumpenmeister would meme Big Mike mercilessly. "Michelle Obama, great guy..."

[@Rokiriko]

He couldn't meme the feeble old Biden ...

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

I almost spit my coffee out at this

[@ruudvanderzanden8013]

​@@Rokirikoalready forgot about "sleepy Joe" ??

[@CorruptDemocratsJ6]

@@Rokiriko Pay attention, kid.

[@129jasper1]

@@ruudvanderzanden8013 What happened to "creepy Joe? That's the most apt name.

[@Anoneeemouse]

"I did not break the law" Actually they found that you did break the law but are refusing to pursue using the same kind of logic they used to avoid charging Hillary.

[@mattstanford9673]

To be fair, in Hillary's case it was "I like living." They saw what happened to the people that came out saying they had evidence against her. Imagine what they'd do to the prosecutors that charged her.

[@neil_mch]

"Joe is too senile to face trial." That means I'm innoocent? - Joe Potato-brain.

[@vidard9863]

​@@mattstanford9673no, we saw what they did with hunting for and drumming up charges against right wing people. It wasn't just self preservation, the agency is a willful participant.

[@Clyde-S-Wilcox]

The media questioning Biden's mental fitness is obviously the prelude to pushing him aside, either by taking him out of the election or rigging it for him to win then having him resign.

[@sirchromiumdowns2015]

Substitute "corruption" for "logic" and you'd be correct.

[@aldelacruz5526]

"Silverback" for sure!!!!

[@cynthiatrombetta4655]

R.I.P. Harambe 🦍 😢.

[@redpillsatori3020]

das wacist

[@carolrobertson1944]

Oh he said it out loud!!!

[@aldelacruz5526]

@@redpillsatori3020 dats iz goot!!!

[@Mister-Six]

She turned Barry into brokeback by going bareback.

[@EarthNeedsHeroes]

Whenever the press asks Biden a question his expression is like he's just realized there's been other people in the room the whole time.

[@sexistspaghettios]

Every single time. If I hadn't witnessed 2020 myself and the subsequent destruction afterwards, I'd ALLOST feel sorry for him.

[@donpietruk1517]

RIP Joan Rivers for telling the truth so many years ago!

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

Saw an interesting vid with what was obviously her in it not too long ago. Seems she faked it, but doesn't change what she said and that she had to "go".

[@heroncolby2842]

​@@ElevenDollarCheeseYep, here's what many people don't get. When certain celeb "passes", it doesn't necessarily need to be the person. What "passes" is their name, them as a brand and the person is exiled.

[@TheNightBadger]

What did she say?

[@-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426]

She faked it. so did david bowie. its on YT

[@effdiffeyeno171]

​@@ElevenDollarCheeseI would like to see that.

[@hitmonkey2984]

Oh jeez not even 10 seconds in. Jesus, Razor.

[@don2nd650]

Silver back💀

[@malicant123]

Based

[@rodli11]

Hahahahaha

[@riverdragonmarineservice441]

Sending it

[@Buboes1]

Fuccckkkk 4 seconds

[@neugey]

Aerosmith could play "Dude Looks Like A Lady" at the inauguration. There's some novelty here!

[@thefoginrussian]

That musician would be so fired but the whole country would laugh. their. asses. off.

[@bastgojira8072]

If a god existed Aerosmith would get Epsteined with extreme prejudice.

[@mattbeckley9483]

That's exactly what I said 😂😂😂

[@nickjohnson410]

"That's a MAN!" -Austin Powers

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

"I put this country back on it's feet""" 😂😂😂 I'm pretty sure you cut the fucking feet off...

[@greeneggsandhamsamiam6154]

He wouldn't know what a foot is if it kicked him in the ass

[@MOE-db8oc]

I would describe it as having been cut off at the knee. But hey. I get it.

[@TheInquisitiveShark]

Was just thinking 🤔 of what happened in Misery all of a sudden....

[@thefool8224]

the country: after you pushed me into the ground and broke my legs

[@ghostofwolfmoonmani3877]

he's turned America into cotton hill after he lost his shins

[@a_man_in_yellow1247]

Magilla Gorilla is not going to give up the easy life. Obama was in for 8 years and it aged him like he drank from the wrong chalice. Speaks volumes about Trump's stamina.

[@sexistspaghettios]

And the fact he was made for it! They don't call him Teflon Don for nothing!

[@albertchurchill4845]

@@sexistspaghettios Of all of the 21st-century presidents, Trump is the only one with regular experience managing a large organization.

[@Marcara081]

It's like the Sith. Great power + evil = ugly face.

[@katschrodinger954]

#44 aged in dog years whilst he was in America's House!

[@TheSlammurai]

If Obama cares about his husband at all he'll tell him not to run.

[@MichaelMiller-xj1ti]

Unrelated, but Louisiana just passed Constitutional Carry.

[@acedetective7280]

C’est bon

[@MichaelMiller-xj1ti]

@@acedetective7280 It's a glorious day for my state yeah.

[@malicant123]

this will send Size 22 Sue straight to the crayfish buffet :(

[@rrf6747]

About time

[@MichaelMiller-xj1ti]

@@malicant123 We call it crawfish here. Good God, never eat them off of a plate, and don't ever boil a blue one.

[@mattstanford9673]

"That is not the media's judgement." Who cares what the media's judgement is? The media isn't the judge or the jury.

[@ShortbusMooner]

Legacy and Lamestream Media ARE the Enemies of Humanity..

[@danagray9709]

It's worse than that. He was at a press conference. He was literally speaking to representatives of the media from both sides of the aisle.

[@ThepupsnameisBrian]

Because the media is all the asshole has left at this point.

[@woodwyrm]

sweet summer child lmao

[@mattstanford9673]

@@woodwyrm Don’t think me naive. I know they act like they are. It’s not my fault mouth-breathers think they are. Hopefully, soon, we’ll reach the day where sane minds think independently again. I’m over this hive-mind bullshit.

[@longleglarry2720]

Trump used to get grief over social media use but nobody is criticizing Biden's team for driving Dark Brandon memes into the ground harder than Hunter on Beau's wife.

[@Jonthekiller9]

Nah they’re driving the dark Brandon memes into a wall harder then Princess Diana

[@Pyromanemac]

But was it harder than the dad son team up on the niece? Too spicy?

[@vidard9863]

Trump memes were organic, and not approved by the establishment. Biden memes are approved by the establishment, and probably funded by them. Going after those memes would require self awareness from the establishment.

[@ruudvanderzanden8013]

​@@Pyromanemacwait wut?

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

@@Jonthekiller9Oh that is vile

[@rolanddeschain965]

Absolutely no chance, Mike's life has been on autopilot for its entire existence and the big guy ain't walking away from that.

[@AshleysBallistics]

If we elected Michelle we'd still be searching for the first female president 😮

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Obama 2.0 revengeance

[@DoomsdayIsComing73]

Well played, sir.. well played..😉

[@theodoreganymede2095]

At least he'd be the first black *American* President

[@nhmooytis7058]

👏👏👏

[@265308]

We're still searching 1st black president bc Barrack was only 33% black. Lol

[@paulgardner5079]

I just heard Clubber Lang yell "shut up old man" at Biden

[@johnnydeazvedo414]

As a older gen z I can tell you we hate that “woman” for ruining our school lunches

[@Danko_Sekulic]

I am not from the States. What did she do?

[@johnnydeazvedo414]

She made the school lunch “healthier” which in reality made them inedible

[@Bucky1836]

​@@johnnydeazvedo414my mom was a 90s lunchlady i graduated in 06 ...i felt so bad for you guys 😢

[@suzybearheart530]

I remember seeing pictures of the new lunches online and boy did they look sad. I wonder how much of that bland slop just ended up in the garbage and not kid’s bellies.

[@Danko_Sekulic]

@@johnnydeazvedo414 Oh, got it! Thanks!

[@johnking975]

You always remind me of the old free internet before everyone got smart phones. ❤

[@mattstanford9673]

"Finally, a real man in the White House." *fucking dead*

[@juggalo7718]

Silver Back Mike! lmfao!

[@Kilthan2050]

Malik is an international treasure.

[@geraldw4471]

A Deek!

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

His "I look like Pepe" tweet was enough to make me think he's got a decent sense of humor. Having one of those these days means you CAN'T be a commie.

[@davidobrien9362]

That was the most "aggressive "press meet 8ve seen with Biden in 3 years, all 3 questions and a whole 3 mins of it .

[@draydensmith9043]

Yeah his staff didn't shove the Press out, and Biden actually went back to mess up more!!! Thanks Joe Bribeden!👍

[@99Michael]

My doctor passed away last week. I wonder if his wife can fill in and perform the scheduled surgery.

[@gtmaniacmda]

If only politicking took so much skill!

[@Geraduss]

@@gtmaniacmda All it takes is being able to lie and say whatever the one handing you the money tells you to say.

[@Mister-Six]

That silverback turned the West Wing brokeback by going bareback on Barry.

[@pinkanimositygaming]

She literally messed up our school lunches for nearly a decade. No sweets, only oatmeal raisin cookies. It was an unholy hell of tasteless, shitty food that made me constipated. Big Mike can go sit on it and spin.

[@J-P89]

They wanted to give you kids the uber meals bottom treatment they like kids.😢

[@shaggyrumplenutz1610]

He would love that

[@Spitfire200]

Underrated. My rolls turned into rocks and anything with potatoes turned into sweet potatoes. In one line, 7th and 8th graders get grilled cheese sandwiches and real tater tots meanwhile the line right next to it for the 9th graders (“high schoolers” even though this was a middle school) there ain’t no grilled cheese and the taters are orange. Speaking of oranges, you were REQUIRED to take one fruit or vegetable item with you with every meal. I can’t count the amount of produce I’ve thrown away because I was made to do it so I could get my food, of which, my lunch fund still had to pay for. Can’t make a horse drink now can’t you BIG MIKE? Vending machines were no refuge either. All soda was diet except for one machine out of like 8 in a big High School that had a bad flavor of Mtn. Dew Kickstart, and they were all overpriced compared to what you could buy in vending machines 10-15 years ago. Come senior year and a lot of the brands you’d be able to recognize are replaced by proprietary ones that obviously wouldn’t make it in the retail world and choose to subsidy farm with all the “healthy” jargon needed to sell your 3$ 6 oz bag of sugar gummies in a place where young adults are supposed to be taught to thrive in independent life (which they fail at teaching), where they are disrespected by these bureaucratic kid gloves at every corner, slowly eating away at every “little thing” that was good or you didn’t know you took for granted before it was gone and replaced with a new annoyance that impacted you daily. Real Abolition of Man type stuff. All this to force “healthy eating” instead of encouraging one to do so voluntarily by the way, but at least your taxes keep going up to pay them more every year and not fix any fundamental issue whatsoever!

[@The_Bigot]

@@Spitfire200I hate the Obamas but attacking them because you can’t drink soda in school is scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to bitch about concerning the obamas.

[@captainsigismund6449]

​@@The_Bigot where you there for those lunches?! It was terrible. One year we were free to buy whatever wanted from a good selection. The next out school ids were scanned to calorie limit us. Madness!

[@malcontender6319]

7:09 I seem to remember Tucker mentioning that Obama had a "highly creepy personal life".

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Not to mention a kill list that rivals Clintons.

[@masterphillips]

"I did not break the law," my favorite response to allegations of memory leakage.

[@WarDogMadness]

That intro had me fallin off my chair in work.

[@jonathanyaloussa]

"Fewer branches than the British royal family." Damn, Razör is on fire.

[@thefoginrussian]

Yes🔥

[@ikenosis8160]

".... Or is that silverb--" Hahahah!

[@logicplague]

Presidential spouses should not be allowed to run for the same office.

[@jancoley9051]

Agree. It is wrong on so many levels. Corruption festers

[@HANGING_SILVER]

"Or is that silverback" spat out my fucking drink😂

[@CocktailsConsoles]

"From hatchback Laura Bush, to quarterback Michelle Obama. Or was that silverback--" Darth Helmet: "Fire a warning shot across her nose! **BAM** I said across her nose, not UP it!!"

[@AJPwny]

He's doing his best, sir!

[@sp4h704]

The trolling of the American voter continues.

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

>"American" "voter" 'Democracy' sure is a funny way of saying Kritarchy...

[@sp4h704]

@georgelincolnrockwell6248 However you interpret it.

[@kennethwilliams7731]

Everyone is giving her way too much credit. She hasn't ever been under fire or under pressure. Everyone falls at her? feet and kisses them. If she? ever faces a serious adversary she? may just fold under the pressure and tank in the polls. She's? spoiled and not likable or relatable to the average citizen. I believe she? would be a horrible candidate and an even worse President.

[@--_--IMP--_--]

You missed a question mark at the beginning (make that two), but otherwise, that's a pretty accurate assessment.

[@_Lux_Ex_Tenebris]

as a past classification authority, I can definitively state he did indeed break the law, he just also controls those that would enforce and report on it.

[@RavenHouseMystery]

"That's your opinion, not the press's!" Hmm, telling a reporter that he knows what the press thinks. No collusion there. 😎

[@paranoyd70]

Just imagine what kind of honest politicians & thus strong nation we would have...if we had an honest Media. A corrupt Media will always result in a corrupt political class and thus a weak & dysfunctional nation. And we are witnessing the results first-hand.

[@gaylynnhorncri]

Michelle Obama Quarter Back or was that Silverback got me dying 🤣 😂 💀 🦍

[@md_vandenberg]

"My memory is so bad, I let you speak." - President Biden I miss Norm MacDonald.

[@stephenpayne5320]

The questions about the real parents of the children are going to get stronger as well as why he lost his law license

[@MrPingn]

Joe says he's capable and sound. His doctor says the same. Then I say we should respect their confidence. He is fit to face a prosecution.

[@_Devil]

"A list of replacements longer than a Kroger receipt" Never change, Razör.

[@cmykrgb1469]

"That's your judgement!" Yes, you dip. You told us to watch you.

[@batboy9997]

Good point. I bet his handlers regret giving him that mic drop line

[@dethblade4836]

"Why not elect Michelle" We've already elected an Obama man, and when we did, things went about as well as hiring Nikki Sixx to manage a Walgreens

[@Auron3991]

I've got to admit, that Biden clap-back impressed me. Not because it was particularly good, but because it was actually a response to what the person said. Credit where it's due: the handler who put the extra shot of espresso in his coffee.

[@Lordslothable]

BIG MIKE

[@MrLolguy93]

Not even 10 seconds in, and you're already killing it

[@CyborgWolf]

"Or is that Silverback?" I audibly lost it

[@R3prieve]

Big Mike will always find a way to slide right in. 💪

[@Laneous14]

Big Mike never slides in. He just pushes forward, straining and sweating, like Lebron bull charging the lane, flopping his arms and grunting while the smaller man in front of him is manhandled.

[@hehheh382]

remember when Michael staarvd kyds of essential amino acydz? school lunches were sloppyfyed from having nutrient dense proteins to cheap processed and grainy carbs

[@freedumbsquirts4809]

She played the president in Idiocracy.

[@radagast7200]

I thought she looked familiar...

[@shaggyrumplenutz1610]

Don't insult President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!

[@perfectogaming5240]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@radagast7200]

@@shaggyrumplenutz1610 sounds like they might be in need of some REHABILITATION!!!

[@imnohbody]

@@Archedgar He also genuinely cared for his country and wanted it to do well.

[@jackall-trades6149]

The visiting angels bit: I saw that coming 100 miles away, and it still nearly sent me into cardiac arrest.

[@_Lux_Ex_Tenebris]

Malik Obama coming in clutch at the end talking about his brother in law like that..

[@geo525252]

Silverback...OMFG, brings out the knife right out of the gate.

[@peterostrowski5230]

"Big Mike's body double: Fully shaven Chewbacca" lmao, even killing it in the credits

[@redemptor6666]

Ahem......god phucking speed!

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

Been working out razor?

[@jimrustle643]

It's sliverback. Definitely silverback 🦍

[@marka.8535]

A California sports analyst said that Big Mike started out as a tight end but that he gravitated to the wide receiver position. They also couldn’t find large enough shoulder pads .

[@czarcastic1458]

She was forced to give up her law license or go to prison for fraud while working for a law firm. Is she qualified?

[@miniondaechir]

SILVERBACK MICHAEL'S RUNNING ACROSS THE FIELD, XHE/XHER'S GOING FOR THE TOUCHDOOOWN!

[@JamesCrimson43]

OH, AND THEY FUMBLE AT THE 10 YARD LINE!

[@mattswift8383]

It's pronounced "GOD FUCKING SPEED"

[@cesariojpn]

At least Razor-sama didnt go the "eggplant" route in the beginning.....

[@jfdelamora]

'If only murder victims were poll numbers' 😂

[@nathan_the_barbarian7974]

I can see it now: Vote Michelle, because it's time for someone with some balls to do the job

[@saladin3273]

😂

[@malicant123]

There are AIs around now that can tell you what someone will look like in 10-20 or however many years. I asked one of them to show me Michelle Obama in 20 years; it gave me a photo of Morgan Freeman.

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

Wow, poor Morgan!

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

Wow, poor Morgan!

[@wigletron2846]

It gave me Mark Henry

[@thebrassmonkey100]

What happened to the sign off?! Have you been censored?! Engage your oppressors in fista-corpse, razor.

[@JakeA6956]

BRING BACK THE GOD FUCKING SPEED!

[@cynthiatrombetta4655]

"Turn a simple greeting into a fusion jazz scat session", Thank you!

[@alyssarichardson2544]

"or was that silverba..." *I love it.*

[@bonzii420]

20 seconds in and my boy Razor goes there! In the words of Richard Morgan Fliehr..."Woooo!"

[@KnapperJackCrafty]

"That's not the Media's judgment" because that better not be the Media's judgment.

[@ServoDestroyer]

"... You know, you can see, AHH-DIK..."

[@OmegaZero0930]

The somewhat coherent realization for Joe "Shit they're onto me!!!"

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

They upgraded from using extra soft mittens to just regular soft.

[@rockytheblackdragon]

Keep the videos comin', Razorfist

[@Davorox1]

Razor no longer curses?

[@erichschoenholtz5170]

Yeah, I noticed that too.

[@leonsus9317]

Love this content! Can't believe I just found you. I am proud to say that you have this one follower among many from the "Salty Army". LET THE SALT FLOW!!!

[@jaredt5127]

Razor found me well before Salty, but I love them both.

[@darthmorgoththesecond9990]

Silver backs Ah shit

[@jeffreyhutchins6527]

Have to disclose finances to run, no way the Obama's want that level of scrutiny.

[@iam16bits]

The democrats would better off running Jimmy Carter.

[@johnarnold7984]

I'm pretty sure Barry is the one who is the wide receiver in his relationship with Big Mike.

[@Beanso]

I was just looking for a new Razor video. And this one delivers!!!

[@maxcarlson3223]

So I know Razor's stopped saying "godfuckin'speed" for a while now, but I missed the reason for the change. Would someone please fill me in? Thanks.

[@JaxMerrick]

As soon as you mentioned Malik Obama, I *knew* that clip was coming up soon...

[@joshyoung5160]

Lol, just because you lie louder doesn't make it true Brandon.

[@GamerGarm]

What happened to the "God *fucking* speed"?

[@redrum47]

I miss the 'fucking' in the middle of god speed

[@imyerpepper]

Not a single curse word was uttered, but The Razor is still as sharp as ever. Lovin' it.

[@jetlox]

What happened to God Fucking Speed?

[@beatboxbandit9842]

This will be the year of Razor Hail Mr. Fist

[@billybob2584]

Missing the "Gawd Fuckin Speed"....

[@Zhtrik]

Short Answer: No Long Answer: Also No Longest Answer: See the Above Answers 👆

[@metalburner357]

The ending sign-off just isn't the same without the F-bomb. Thanks KZbin.

[@jayguevara6153]

Yeah, it's actually better for those of us who don't want to hear blasphemy all the time. Also sounds less juvenile/more mature. Like. for people who sit at the adults' table for Thanksgiving dinners and such.

[@Hyst44]

YO that intro, and the visiting angel edit was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@HonkHill-ev4hk]

Man hands Obama, they could palm a basketball.

[@akaHermanSnerd]

Why has Razorfist backed off the profanity? Algorithms?

[@draketheduelist]

Thought you were gonna' say _Pence._

[@analogkid4557]

Silverback for sure.😂😂😂😂

[@Robertward111]

Why aren't you saying "God fuckin' speed" anymore?