I hired a Trackmania Hitman on Fiverr, and made him beat my rivals world record

[@vowel2]

I love that the guy just replied with "Target eliminated". What a pro!

[@lombridious]

Not a pro, A legend, if he was a pro he would have just replied- Done.

[@siipi6331]

6 weeks for 30 euros.

[@nkfc]

@@siipi6331 really desperate

[@CoryyJ]

@@nkfc Unless he was going to be playing anyway. Now they have the WR and some cash for doing so.

[@JordanBartholme]

This is the way.

[@RustyBrakes]

Wirtual be like "imma bout to start his man's whole career"

[@shellrockguy9761]

We have a comedian over here

[@RustyBrakes]

@@shellrockguy9761 standard joke template + KZbin comments = free internet points

[@outandabout259]

@@RustyBrakes it's not the standard one, it's slightly modified to have the exactly opposite meaning to the one people usually use, which makes this even more funny.

[@enderwiggins8248]

@@RustyBrakes I love giving free internet points: they’re free

[@bom3757]

I love posting very racist comments in random threads but I think you're cool and cute so I won't do it today. Love u ❤️😘

[@Spaceboyy95]

The funniest part is that he's beating Wirtual's record in his fiverr advertisement.

[@Djuncle]

Oh my god, that’s hilarious.

[@anesthetized7053]

lmao good catch i didnt notice that xD

[@ivangho6319]

can someone explain iam too stupid :(

[@adamwright1176]

@@ivangho6319 on the fiver advertisement, the thumbnail was this dude beating one of wirtual's old world records on a different RPG map

[@doctorjawline7608]

The funniest thing is that Wirtual was witch hunting this riolu guy for cheating and now pays another guy to set WRs.....

[@magicmulder]

I once paid a guy $15 to beat Michael Johnson’s 200m world record, and man did that Usain deliver.

[@grexursorum6006]

Lol. That was actually a very funny comment :-)

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Wow I forgot about Michael Johnson. I remember he was such a big deal.

[@L.K.48]

I once paid a guy 10 bucks to get me a pack of cigarettes, he must've thought I wanted the same as you did because he just started running really fast

[@ArmyBoiSweat]

surprised he didnt take the money and... bolt

[@reznovvazileski3193]

@@ArmyBoiSweat 8 slowclaps out of 10 :')

[@emiljauernik6370]

Plot twist: The guy is actually HylleZ

[@DMalek]

Good one!!👊🏻👊🏻

[@doublechill7884]

😂 haha indeed

[@Oblu]

Loool

[@RapideShark]

press F for Tobi :D unfortunately according to the name the guy is either czech/slovakian HylleZ is fomr a country more to the north, cant remember which one

[@Loeey]

it's dawe

[@oostin7759]

Imagine Hefest becoming a hitman but only gets requests to beat his own records

[@MrKhen77]

That would actually be a great gig, makes sure he leaves it beatable so he can get paid to beat it again aswell

[@MiGujack3]

STONKS

[@404nobrakes]

Job security lmao

[@jakubpiekarski5591]

A12

[@visheshsux]

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" - "Trackmania hitman"

[@greeneyes-_-]

Was ur 420 like

[@igorkowalski2762]

@@greeneyes-_- was his 421 like

[@jonatan01i]

I was the 1k th to hit like. I accomplished something!

[@stadtjer689]

1.7xxth like!

[@jonatan01i]

Holy, I had no idea that there were comments about how manyth like one was... what a coincidence. That's a sign from god that he exists.

[@Campbell_P]

Imagine multiple people pay this guy to beat the same track. Absolute stonks right there.

[@Death91Rider]

😂😂

[@ottojagenstedt9740]

@@a.baciste1733 That is _exactly_ what he said. And I don't say exactly lightly, it was literally.. exactly.

[@ottojagenstedt9740]

@@a.baciste1733 all good, have a great day my friend

[@colejohnson2751]

@@ottojagenstedt9740 no hate bro but I think you’re wrong. He’s saying multiple people pay him to beat the same track once and then he gets multiple payments for beating the track once.

[@ottojagenstedt9740]

@@colejohnson2751 Jesus christ no he is not saying "lol imagine if several people _just happens_ to pay him for the exact same map in the same week now that's easy money!!"

[@tetematete6609]

Trackmania hitman is the coolest job title ever.

[@tetematete6609]

@@SiliPiano NO WAY U RECOGNIZED ME. i haven't played rl in forever ;-;

[@acknowIedge]

Oh cool it’s Tete, used to watch you pretty often, your RL vids were mad.

[@skinkymoh3656]

@@ItsWhiteFang K there lol

[@eggoslayer1001]

This whole thing is hilarious. There's just some Trackmania God hanging out on Fiverr ready to destroy any record lol. I feel like we should all hire this guy and get him to beat every track and create an unstoppable legend.

[@LastWTF]

true hahah

[@FG011]

Wow, I did not expect the guy to actually steal a world record! Props to the hitman

[@Kya10]

Hyllez took it back btw KEKW

[@FG011]

@@Kya10 LOL

[@WuffeliTM]

I'm surprised your hitman was able to deliver on a gig this difficult.

[@parmanello]

Yeah, 28 euros is insanely cheap too

[@CaveDDECanem]

@@parmanello isn't that like 16 American dollars? Or?

[@Smiletoplay]

@@CaveDDECanem m8, 1euro is like 1.1 1.2 usd

[@Naeta61]

@@CaveDDECanem It´s like 35$

[@viniciuslongo4622]

@@CaveDDECanem euros are worth more than dollars

[@ntdben]

Plot twist: fujavica is Wirt's alt like Mufat and he just found a perfect way to farm content and make some money out of it on the side

[@UnnamedThe]

You're saying he paid himself and made money out of it? Wirtual... I never took you for a money launderer...

[@mymoomin0952]

@@UnnamedThe He's advertising his services

[@patro7177]

Fiver takes a percentage tho

[@ha2kon539]

@@patro7177virtual would still get a lot more money from KZbin advertising then he would lose from the website's cut

[@RomanMlejnek]

@@UnnamedThe it's Dawe, you can see that at the end of the video

[@DMalek]

Plot twist: Riolu needs income and starts hes fiverr career🤣🤣

[@Noam_.Menashe]

He calls himself "Riolluin TM"

[@PuerRidcully]

@@Noam_.Menashe CertainlyNotRioluTM

[@Bennici]

I bet that career will have a very slow start.

[@DMalek]

@@Bennici 🤣🤣🤣

[@cdbtheclaw]

@@Noam_.Menashe TheSlowMoGuy_TM

[@TheHylleZ]

Nice one😂 Be careful with poking the bear though!

[@BigDBrian]

money match just got a whole new meaning

[@Kya10]

Gg HylleZ x)

[@SuppositionalBox]

Surprised he didn't pin this comment xD

[@Kotoma]

This name brings back some memories, I remember meeting on The Gathering, I think in 2011?

[@nunosa5708]

HYLLEZ PLS BUY A HITMAN ASWELL

[@kerb23]

Hire two of these guys to both take the same record

[@qtulhoo]

"I hire detectives to investigate each other."

[@oConshien]

​@@qtulhoo I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools With really good grades.

[@thelaw11]

Completely unrelated , but I peer-pressured my friend for downloading Trackmania 2020 (he didn't knew what Trackmania was , I just gave him your explanation Wirtual , "Trackmania is a game where you drive through checkpoints and cross the finish line in the fastest time") and he loved it! I got to play it for the first time too and we both had a great time , all because I found your videos a year ago . Thank you Wirtual , from gameplay experience , lores , stories to actual experience behind the wheel . Thank you :)

[@eclair2169]

"What is your job?" "Trackmania Hitman"

[@namewarvergeben]

"If I told you, I would have to kill your WR"

[@ATPNitroGuY]

Hey Wirtual, thank you for showing a big portion of my map Karnak in the intro. It’s cool to see it again over a decade later, crazy how time flies. Maybe hire fujavlca for this one as well? 😄

[@Ott3r5losh]

You made that map ? Cool

[@timmytheguitarguy]

Damn it Wirtual, its pronounced foo-yah-veetzah! It means "windy weather" in czech. Source: I speak czech

[@OndrejFranko]

IPA [ˈfujavɪt͡sa]

[@airy6867]

@@worex045 Doslova Česká komunita je poněrivě jedna z největších, ne li největší si troufám říct

[@slovnicurling9808]

Dokonce i adam kajumi speedrunoval TM :D

[@alexnguyen9770]

Vedeli ste že Adam Kajumi tiež drtiľ túto hru?

[@bmxrichard21]

proportionally maybe yes. Cause it was and is free and we like things for free :-))

[@hdsempro62]

KZbin compression: "Now this looks like a job for me"

[@RobertCroome]

There was an attempt

[@thehusshisht1708]

To beat one of Trackmania's oldest records..

[@mayuso_]

Someone should analyze fujavica's replays. If he managed to cheat this one...that would be hilarious hahaha

[@andy1356000]

Wasn't he playing online?

[@FSR2007]

hahahahah that would be incredible

[@emojack]

Maybe its riolus second account xD

[@GeneralArmorus]

@R S what's that? playing online. how do you know?

[@robbiestrong-morse730]

@Bob Ross How would you get a replay of it. Replays need to be one unbroken string. Also, there are way too many mistakes for this to be segmented.

[@tengoku1168]

you know he's professional if he says "target eliminated"

[@HawkGears]

Great pick Wirtual, this is such an old-school rpg. This video brought me back to 2009 when there were like 20 people in the rpg community and we tried to get it mainstream. Funny looking at the records from back then and now, what a difference.

[@boxedfender4810]

Ohhhh wow Im slow

[@killerbug05]

@@boxedfender4810 same bro 😔

[@Meowlightful]

I don't even play this game, I just love Wirtual's voice

[@MadMaxxxxxxxx]

Same. And i suck at english 😄

[@lembranaodesistaissonaoimp5762]

@@MadMaxxxxxxxx same

[@aaaagamedev3524]

I used to play it when nations came out, when i was young and had good reflexes. Now i just enjoy the never ending stream of good stuff the community does, trackmania will deliver truly forever.

[@ryans756]

Yes he has a lovely voice and makes great content but it's also true to say he's at least jointly responsible for maintaining the integrity of TM speedrunning, which is arguably the most important notch on Wirtual's belt.

[@OnlyTheCutest]

Hitman: “Target Eliminated” Wirtual: *Still sees WR hasn’t been beaten* wait a second…

[@fixoredits9559]

there actualy is a TM2 team called Hitmen which is hunting dedimania records of specific players, it's a lot of fun (for us, ofc)

[@rkhrd3211]

Worldrecord Hitman, what a madlad

[@oPARTYPENGUINo]

Plot twist: he’s a real hit man that just plays trackmania and he actually murdered the dude

[@domish5]

NOOOO

[@duckfero7362]

And before murdering him, he forced him to play the track on his account to get the money 😂

[@Scrapie]

YEP CLOCK

[@idk1788]

26 dollars for weeks of work.. but damn that was impressive

[@sanghelian]

isn't that just fiverr summarized

[@idk1788]

@@sanghelian I've never used it, but price seem really low

[@acoffeewithsatan]

The guy should join the Apple's labor force in China. I have an hint they're gonna love the payload!

[@Peculiar2]

After reading the title I thought Wirtual was sending a hitman for Riolu

[@adverdo1623]

Haha

[@j.yossarian6852]

Donadigo has a bodycount of at least a dozen by now

[@Kekkk-l5h]

IN THIS VIDEO I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED THE TRACKMANIA WORLD CHAMPION (HE CHEATED!!!!!!)

[@Fifsson_]

@@Kekkk-l5h "murdering trackmania cheaters for coins" "I paid a 1.000.000$ To A Trackmania Hitman" "I ACCIDENTALY killed a Trackmania CHEATER" "Trackmania cheater VS 3 Hunters"

[@tutlescutle5769]

Haha

[@Slooby]

Plot twist: It's secretly riolu trying to make a new career

[@narenn91]

Lmaooo riolu needs to survive at this point. Petty change makes the bank

[@dt8096]

I hear for 30$ a guy named Riolu will hunt some records. He's a little slow though.

[@bavarianbanshee]

My heart was really pounding watching the run! Great driving!

[@hayzplayz]

Welcome back, Wirtual.

[@drakerealtrust]

This is what I expect for a track mania Super Bowl: people racing for a wr while wirtual as the commentator

[@blasti3]

Always making me feel good ,when i see Czech players making good name for our country

[@benjaminfrank_]

The way this guy talks about the game is amazing..iv never played or even heard of TM before ..this guy needs to be hired or noticed by the TM team

[@yamenalhisnawy2587]

Trackmania hitman: *exists* Wirtual: im bout to pay this mans whole career

[@combat.wombat]

Waiting for the video where it turns out the hitman was playing the game in slow motion

[@kazman115]

Me too this seems fishy lol

[@ivanzivkovic7572]

@@kazman115 it's a well known RPG player and the record was driven online

[@kazman115]

@@ivanzivkovic7572 yeah sorry I only learn about trackmania from wirtual. Sounds like a stupid cough out but yeah

[@polatiger4765]

Funny, the player beats records for his own gain AND gets paid for it. So nice!

[@blackrain490]

TrackMania² Hitmen Team: am I a joke to you? .__.

[@TheHylleZ]

The Hitman has been eliminated!

[@thehitter97]

lmao the man, the myth, the legend

[@MrImca]

*Hears Discord notification* Me: Who's disturbing me now?.. *Sees nothing* Me: Well done Wirtual, you bamboozled me..

[@oversizedfridge3515]

Today i learned that trackmania hitmen exist

[@robbiegane9840]

Wirtual needs to become one of those fiverr trackmania world record breakers. So when HylleZ steals wirtuals idea, wirtual will be the one taking the record

[@Scythra]

This fujavica guy is a legend, this is description: "Hello fellas, I play Trackmania RPG. And yes, by the way, i DO have records. And no, you cannot see them. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid" -fujavica xD This guy... 5/5

[@doormaat5033]

the song played in the background while the replay was being showed is meikaruza (instrumental) by nanahoshi kangengakudan absolute banger

[@AlvaroGC_2001]

Plot twist: he played in 40-80% speed

[@ahiptothehop4077]

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free”

[@Micha-ohne-el]

The two songs used in this video in order: • A Hat In Time - Train Rush • FujuniseikouyuuP - Make a Loser In case anyone is interested.

[@dovahkiing420]

im confused because i recognized the 2nd song as kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYfXY4Stms6smsk , are they the same song titled differently or whats happening here lol.

[@ziyadkaraYT]

@@dovahkiing420 same song name. Say it out loud. Make a Loser, Meikaruza.

[@Micha-ohne-el]

@@dovahkiing420 Yes, Nanahoshi Kangengakudan is an alias of FujiniseikouyuuP, and Meikaruza is “Make a Loser” just romanized wrong. I think I should have used Nanahoshi Kangengakudan, but I forgot the name, so I used the one I remembered.

[@trilinear_]

Dang wasn't expecting Meikaruza to play here, honestly fits so well here! Kudos to the Fiverr guy on actually delivering.

[@_Encie]

Sounds like a great career for someone, who can't make money streaming trackmania or competing in tournaments anymore

[@2nd2lastdodo]

Lol

[@fezzes428]

if you can deliver results like this theyd make way more money in tourneys

[@_Encie]

@@fezzes428 i was referring to a specific streamer

[@staszewaM]

@@fezzes428 It's a riolu joke, isn't it?

[@Gorille_hilare]

best commercial for the bisness of This man

[@jaker721]

That track looked incredibly difficult

[@Volfyrion]

Omg this was awesome. I hope this infamous hitman makes more appearances on the channel.

[@666mrmomo]

honestly the time and dedication these people put into the game, it should earn them a few bucks

[@tryAGAIN87]

Man you weathered that storm like a pro :D This is exactly the type of content I like to see you back to after having to get that off your chest :D Love you mate!

[@janbachtin937]

Wow, he is from Czech republic... I am crying right now

[@holorival]

přesně xD

[@gutoguto0873]

This is funny as fuck :D

[@Zapie020]

0:29 "for just a few dollars"💀

[@jonnybockfotze6973]

Next video: How I ACCIDENTALLY discovered the hitman I ordered was CHEATING

[@bryanarby]

I was looking for the comment. "Was this ran on the competition patch to avoid cheating?"

[@Orinslayer]

Hiring a hitman is also cheating

[@Fononandon]

I can all ready imagine a group of hitman players suddenly popping up killing every world record for the right price

[@voidyll5582]

Someone should hire riolu to beat his own records without cheats

[@nuffie_97]

Sorry have Not seeing so mutch vids from tm, has rioulu cheated? XD

[@voidyll5582]

@@nuffie_97 sadly yes, he used a third party program to slow the game down when he's hunting records off stream

[@nuffie_97]

Ohhh man and this in Trackmania and from my country man :(

[@PugCuber]

honestly, I didn’t expect fuja to actually do it big GGs

[@jakemilligan6251]

"target eliminated" lmao

[@SapphirosCZ]

Always nice to see people on Fiverr who deliver exactly what they promise.

[@OwGash]

Im already impressed people can memorize such a long track xd

[@onyjdm]

It's not that long, watch some footage of Shomaru in Assetto Corsa lol

[@Winkmyster]

Before we know it, it's gonna be like TF2, Two goliaths with mercenaries doing their dirty work.

Yaaay, proud to be Czech! Btw the pronunciation is easy: foo-ya-vee-tza

[@marekkubik3106]

No Nazdar 😂

[@Cousinouf]

Now that driving WRs in slowmotion isn't possible anymore, modern problems require modern solutions

[@MrUwU-dj7js]

It is still possible. On Reddit there is a post bypassing the patch

[@adam013cze]

FUJAVICA [fuyavica] means in czech language "very strong wind" in moravian slang.

[@cygnusinfinity5126]

This was actually a hilarious video concept and I'm glad the Hitman delivered!

[@Johnny-tw5pr]

I never knew rpg maps were a thing. They look so fun. I wish the new trackmania had rpg maps

[@kekke2000]

Mad respect to that guy! He wrote a big check and he cashed it like a boss!

[@shade0636]

The legend is back.

[@avengersracing]

Super Mario on steroids

[@Cellkist]

Hire him to continue beating his own record until every track has been done in the best possible time humanly possible.

[@BinaryCounter]

Galaxy brain Wirtual outsourcing his gameplay

[@felipealcabri]

Plot twist: fujavlca is riolu.

[@ThereIsNoSpoon678]

This takes “I play video games for a living” to a whole new level.

[@futile7016]

Ask him to do the A07 track

[@Derbixrace]

Great video idea and props to the guy for delivering! :D

[@Sigr]

Lol , I know TM is really favourite game in Czech Republic but this is crazy :D:D

[@kempym]

:-D

[@C4nTbE4tBeNg4Ls]

hire the guy again and make him continually beat his own record until he cant anymore

[@ALL-THE-SUN]

oh man i quit the game for a few years and when i came back HylleZ was the only person to remember me :') does he still play? -Hard.Drive

[@TheHylleZ]

I do :)

[@RobertCroome]

@@TheHylleZ Are you going to pay a hitman to take Wirtuals records?

[@TheHylleZ]

@@RobertCroome We’ll see😏

[@FloPe97]

@@TheHylleZ by the end of it that hitman alone will hold every single RPG record after getting paid to hunt them all... :]

[@vasiliysmirnov3922]

Welcome to Trackmania, 47...

[@dominator-vk8wt]

nothing is better than watching wirtual while drinking good coffe ;)

[@NoxofShadow]

I was too, and i agree

[@Gillfamm]

Good to see you back and making content again!

[@tommybentley3104]

My mum: what do you want to be when you grow up Me: it’s complicated

[@hiperson9813]

I think this should be a series

[@jakubnevaril9768]

The name should probably be pronounced like fuyawitsa.

[@invisghosty]

This is definitely worth exploring a bit more. Lots of opportunities for gags

[@skunk9939]

breaking records yourself is more fun than watching other people do it i hear you say after 10 mins in the garden with my grandfathers old record collection i can say your right he wasn't happy about it though

[@FerylTrez]

Best thing yet is that Wirtual's Thumbnails and Titles are legit, not even clickbait 🤣

[@the_senate8050]

For anyone curious fujavica means windstorm in Czech and Slovak. I imagine their gamertag is an offshoot from that.

[@mrskomps]

I don't know what they do, but trackmania jumps always manage to make it incredibly satisfying

[@herculesfelipe4010]

Hi Wirt i hope you read this comment ! I have a challenge for you . Can you beat Trackmania Nations Forever only using a MOUSE ? (Yep you read that right) . You can either choose different buttons like M1 to steer left , M2 to steer right etc.. , or , accept the challenge as i planned , which is , to drive by clicking on a WIRTUAL keyboard , on each arrow key , to make the run . Hope you read it and accept the challenge !

[@albinobluesheep]

My hand cramped up just reading this >.

[@JohnSmith-rf1tx]

I smell a new business opportunity for MufatTM.

[@matijamaksan4344]

Fujavica would be pronounced Fuyaveetsa. It is Slavic name.

[@quack89]

Okay this video was awesome. I love the whole minion type relationship haha