Things That Owners of European Bikes Say

[@yammienoob]

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[@yourmomsmom4296]

I love ducati biscati

[@The_random_transbian]

Please make a video of the most fuel efficient beginner bike.

[@Roy_Godiksen]

Top 3 things a Owner of a European bike say: 1; Cool bike dude. 2; Nice bike bro. 3; Hi!...

[@yourmomsmom4296]

Turbo BUSA or die!!!

[@Spacey_E90]

Can I hand deliver a post card to you for an entry. I would do it

[@andreyka64]

I always love the classic piano music in the background

[@yourmomsmom4296]

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[@labaclee]

Me too look up Chopin's Nocturne op. 9 no. 2 (that's the song in the video). Chopin is my favorite composer and I really like the fact that Yam likes him too. All of his works are great but if you're looking for a place to start look up his Ballade No. 1 in G Minor. It's one of my all-time favorites. :)

[@_HippieThugg_]

I never noticed. I wonder if that's 1 reason I really enjoy these shitpost vids. :D

[@cosmonautduckling6402]

You man also like Chopin's Impromptu no.3.

[@dangilmartin4526]

Always reminds me of Bad Santa

[@DmanRevenge]

"IM STILL THE ONLY MOTO VLOGGER TO TAKE FLIGHT"... Instant like lol

[@Monkeyrides123]

i laughed so damn hard at that! gotta love the yam

[@Russ14n.]

Before the video even loads I like it just in case I forget later

[@th448_3]

I died

[@ArkSylv]

*Buys Ridge Wallet* *No longer has money to put in wallet.*

[@Roche_sanderson]

Some say he's still in the air

[@yammienoob]

Pretty hard to type this as I cartwheel over the road

[@coltongoss7435]

Papa was on freaking fire this vid. Keep this up. Rossi bless you papa yam... Rossi bless you.

[@antoniomilitello3549]

“Those of you who are cost conscious AKA the poor” 😂😂😂

[@chrisigrani]

looked for this one haha

[@lukejennings3864]

Me

[@ogopadeejays]

😅

[@qocu13]

I'm sorry, is this some kind of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand ?

[@vo2_outlaw910]

Mount Fuji: Am I a joke to you!

[@DimIsHigh]

Guys, I own a 2015 MV Agusta and I can assure you it's nowhere near as troublesome as I understand people think they are

[@spg3331]

European bike squad where u at? 😤😤😤

[@onlyfoolriding8223]

right here.

[@Gurubashy]

I don't consider my Guzzi an european bike, because it runs.

[@jon3990]

Mv agusta f4r

[@Siege132]

Right here, just picked up a 2001 900cc Ducati monster for my first bike

[@JKemp-vq9xh]

Here. 2005 BMW R1200GS. But am also the Japanese cruiser bro.

[@alexanderkeil377]

Euro bike owners: “owning this thing is expensive because few mechanics are willing to work on it and parts are hard to find” Buell owners: 🙄

[@MrDlinch]

He protec He atak But most importantly Ducati-biscati and never go back

[@modusop8]

OMG I was laughin so hard through this presentation Good stuff Bro !

[@LstuffSuebs]

Day 8 of watching yammie noob non stop

[@marco_plebani]

As an Italian I found your rendition of Rossi's accent spot on and hilarious. Cheers!

[@mrvwbug4423]

Speaking of random ECU failures, a friend of mine recently bought a S1000RR and the ECU literally rolled over and died on the ride home from the dealer haha. Dealer ended up taking the bike back.

[@tzarnaev]

Ahh sweet Yammie Noob where 11 minutes feels like half an hour of good content

[@Simgiov]

(EU citizen here). Just got an almost new BMW F800R, as I LOVE the look and also because it's the only naked bike around with proper space for a passenger. I know japanese brands offered cheaper models but I didn't like their looks (sharp edges and angles, aggressive) and the passenger has a 10x10cm seating space at best.

[@vitocarabetta218]

You have stated many times you're in love with torque. Have you looked at the electric bikes yet?

[@CloroxGodThe1st]

Most dudes are afraid of that topic for reasons that they think electric is gonna replace gas engines. Aslong as enthusiasts keep showing love to gas engines, manufacturers will keep making them

[@schr4nz]

@@CloroxGodThe1st it's inevitable, the world will eventually shift to majority electric cars, bikes will have to follow because fuel won't be as economical as electricity (to produce, store, transport it etc) so the cost of fuel will go up, just embrace change, it will happen with or without you

[@DPloiDEBT]

schr4nz also technology will improve to make range longer. Only issue is Motorcycle won’t be as efficient as cars compared to gas versions

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

@@schr4nz The cost of electricity will go up as well but other than that, pretty spot on.

[@schr4nz]

@@DPloiDEBT youre assuming we're not going to improve battery technology, batteries are bringing more and more carbon/graphene tech into them, which increases range and improves charge times, eventually carbon based batteries and supercapacitors will do to Lithium Ion what Lithium Ion did to Nickel-metal Hydride, they'll go further and last longer than current batteries and won't be as heavy

[@vascovot]

As a MV Agusta F3 800 owner I have to say that it just runs as any other bike , flawless , but way better looking. And maintainence costs is the same price as Honda , on a MV dealer , so don’t believe the myths. It’s not expensive being a euro biker bro ✌️

[@marvinb.1216]

Yaaas! My dream bike. Dad got the Brutale 800rr and a Ducati 748r and no issues what so ever. "Flawless, but way better looking" - so true, but can't forget the bikes character :)

[@ryanwalker3509]

For most of us it's more about the proximity. I dont even know if we have a Ducati dealer in the state

[@vascovot]

Ryan Walker I live in Europe proximity is not a problem here for most. But in the US might be another story. But there’s no reason for MV to place more dealers in the US because almost no one even know the brand there. It wouldn’t be worth it.

[@gavinspearritt4910]

Luv my little triumph tt600 2003,, its served me well for 12yr an nearly 118 000 klms

[@mr.murphy5529]

Ur the best man ... tue shit you Talk is priceless in a good way . Keep dem coming

[@franciscogamboa1686]

You didn’t have to go this hard in this video. But you did. You did it for us. I love you.

[@MrKweezy2]

Didn't make fun of Moto Guzzi! My Griso is somewhat reliable and only leaks a bit of oil!

[@basithph8958]

I just saw a S1000RR for the first and I was like damn that thing is hella nice

[@rem362]

mY dUcAtI iS tHe mOsT rELiAbLe bIKe iN eXIsTeNcE

[@rem362]

Papa yam thanks for the heart... 2 sec after i dropped the comment... That's what i call service

[@claytonatkins6058]

flo singab if you think that was a quick servicing, you oughta see his handy work behind the local 7/11.

[@jordanenriquezbitchnigga9117]

That’s like saying Trump is the best president ever... All attending the UN meeting bust out laughing 😂

[@krakensquad7009]

😀😁😂

[@voltgaming2213]

Forth reliability in the world pretty good

[@cvi.lanell_2438]

Lol so accurate about all the Ducati apparel. I was a little disappointed when I bought my bike and all I got was a shirt smh. I'm sure having a paper trail for all the maintence that your bike has gone through gives the next owner some peace of mind. So maybe European bike owners are thinking about getting some of their money back when they sell it for the next superior model.

[@6iCKWiDiTsince1993]

I got one of those last year's reasonably priced R1's.

[@slowPhil95]

The highspeed montage with the dark sky looked stunning!

[@lc-dl5bg]

i have a '04 husqvarna SM 570 R and it always has a thing thats not working properly... always leaking a bit of oil, drinking more than an alcoholic before 9 o clock in the morning, every now and again the spark plug turns black and wont work properly, parts are hard to find and horribly expensive , its constantly over heating (no chance to keep it cold) and the throttle response is neck breaking - nonetheless its totally worth it, you should get one too

[@natesobeck8137]

“The only moto vlogger to take flight” 🔥🔥🔥😂😂

[@stickynuggz9496]

One of your best vids I have seen yet, am I have seen almost a lot of them. Keep up the good work.👍✌

[@ed3286]

Shammy Dude, Thanks for the videos man! Been riding my sv650 for the last 2 years and loving it. Wasn't sure if you'd ever considered doing a video about sidecars. I was riding around the other day and talked to a guy that was riding a Ural gear up. Don't know how much you know about them but it seemed like a cool, quirky bike and perhaps if you did a ride (like you did with the cruiser a while back), could be fun.

[@harrisonlee6922]

Hope you Get Better Nate!

[@JA-zh5xi]

The top three things they say: #3 - I know my bike is slow but it looks nice #2 - I know I paid too much for my bike, but I think it makes me look cool. #1 - Where’s my bike? In the shop but it’ll be back in a few weeks (maybe).

[@aleksandrsdunasovs1082]

Omg, you made me cry :))) Kuddos from Paris, MT07 owner bought for 5 grand, used. God bless the 40k carbon missles)

[@geryfung]

My God your monologues have become a true work of art. 💯

[@sharkzf6]

Love the Chopin Nocturne playing in the background 🎶 Cool 😎 perfect choice for the topic 🏍

[@Gofr5]

Not gonna lie, the Moto Guzzi dealership near me has a sick 2018 Audace Carbon just sitting on the show floor looking so damn sexy. If only its price tag was just another approx. $4000-ish cheaper, I'd seriously consider it, and I'm not even a cruiser aficionado.

[@cagiva24]

KTM RC8 1190 30000+ Plus miles. No oil leak , no problems at all.

[@adrianbedolla7939]

Thats a absolutely dream bike for me

[@travelgaming5422]

3:14 - THAT is a big storm about to roll in.

[@DrumNut927]

This is hysterical Yam. Thx.

[@carbonbasedmolecule9197]

God. I am so glad I found this channel, and got into motorcycles. Thank you.

[@thomasdixon7152]

I think this is one if he greatest videos youve done ! Bravo! Hilarious. As a true proper Ducstista owner I am very amused. Thank you !

[@kadinharris9452]

Yammie’s refined language is so refreshing.

[@davidlobaugh4490]

Best vid ever from papa yamm

[@Zapablast05]

The KTM RC390 is that redheaded step child of Euro bikes because it's made in India, but it still carries that badge 👍 just like Fords made in Mexico are still 'Merican because of the brand.

[@Aleph1010]

Poor people like us can’t afford ridge wallets bro...

[@jackchase79]

At a 12.99999 interest rate we might be able to haha

[@Spacey_E90]

2:35 when you said 12.99 interest rate I thought of the Ducati 1299, it even ties into the video topic, I don’t know if it was intentional but if it was that’s clever

[@samebert4344]

Gotta say... Despite working on BMWs I've only ever seen one standard edition s1000rr ever and even more amazing, that one bike has stayed stock

[@jackyllhuy4978]

Yammie plz make a video on the Hypermotard line-up

[@TJspecialized]

I dont think he could handle the face melting torque. Easy of back-it-in ability or sheer hoonabilty of these wheels. He keeps drinking that sportbike koolaid

[@ericcastro3235]

DUCATI aficionado here on a Monster 821.... Incredible L twin that is a surreal experience to ride... Takes skill for sure... Valve inspection at 18,000 miles... That crazy maintenance nonsense is no longer a thing for at least a decade now... @yammie noob you would love the torque and the dank whoolies I can power up in 2nd gear without clutching!

[@shaunbarlow8993]

Eric Castro please ktm 690 does dank whoolies n 3rd with no clutching

[@chrischa8974]

@@shaunbarlow8993 scrubs...cr 500 instaloops you in 5th gear like its nothing

[@shaunbarlow8993]

Chris Cha The last time Honda put any serious thought into the CR500 George Bush was President.

[@danieldavis7784]

"My Ducati is faster than your Honda" or "My BMW S1000 RR is like the fastest production bike".

[@justinvandermolen5705]

coincidence yammie noob video has a triumph youtube ad? cmon triumph, give this dude a 675

[@MrJeepmarine]

Lord no, I think its his kryptonite.

[@tuckerbmx]

7:06 "Still the only moto vlogger to take flight" lmao you got that right!! Grammy Boob ILY keep making great vids!!

[@obiwankenobi5769]

Who wants a turbo busa blessed by Valentino Rossi?

[@mikaelsant7980]

Papa yam is back with another!

[@mattmckinney5419]

You referenced Kung Pow! My favorite movie of all time! If I ever run into you in public somewhere, the beers are on me my friend.

[@tyleroswalt9374]

Feel better Nate!

[@yammienoob]

Nate says thanks :)

[@allisonburgers2289]

Ah I'm still getting me a 390 duke. Gotta get that deluxe oil spill kit that japanese riders only dream of.

[@Dustballable]

As someone that just bought a daytona as my first bike.. I can confirm all these points.

[@jackrindini3127]

6:28 - Did Yammie just say...expresso? EXPRESSO?? Oh yam, this is why you've never had a ducati!

[@biemleichel1648]

Get better soon Nate!!

[@501stfighter3]

Going to the KTM demo ride this weekend, so excited! Can’t wait to ride the 790 duke! Or the RC 390.

[@thekiryl1213]

I respect that Chopin so much.

[@seeckergaming]

I'm happy I just bought my first A2 bike! Bandit 650 S from 2011 ^^

[@Holmquist008]

Best vid to date!

[@soylentgreen607]

i did drive an aprilia for 7 years, since a half year switched to kawasaki. I already have more oil leaks on the kawa (1) then i had on the aprilia (0) so far.

[@thearcheduck8746]

That 15k price tag on ducati is always a lie, you'll never find that base model.

[@aurorajones8481]

I love my Daytona and RSV4 RF. Flex? No It was me shaking to pieces on a CBR500 at 90 and wanting to go faster but not feeling like the bike was sufficient for my...needs.

[@HooDRidEWhiteY]

Thats fair AF.

[@Rwar007]

Yeah I have a BMW S1000R and a K1600GT so I know that pain....Collectable Steins and riding shoes etc only make the situation worse hahaha

[@AlexN-Astro]

I'd love a Ducati 848... but if I'm honest, I'll be riding a GSX-R 750... because what you ride doesn't matter (within reason.. I'm lookin at you, Grom bois) so long as you ride...

[@desertfresh3740]

"AKA "the poor"" ROFL! S1000RR for lyfe!

[@yodaddy1]

"crisp p p p"

[@andreib7107]

Yammie you’re absolutely hilarious!!! -fan since 2017

[@robertnice8532]

You're hilarious. Love the vids

[@big_darrol5069]

The amount of shit talking papa yam did in this video is insane 😂

[@markweatherspoon2444]

Totally got the kung pow reference. Very gnodab. Love it yams

[@Trackhounds]

Yammie noob . can I ask you why you never look at a Norton ? My grampa had a 810 dunstall kit stage 2 calmed 750 single carbed bike on the bike .. It was a monster. But it had problems because it was British. I can go in to details but being a British bike .. I shoudnt have to on all the problems but when it ran it would run wit the best of them. But it was british .i haven't heard a thing about the Norton's in youre vids why is that?

[@evanmiron3850]

going to check out a cbr 125r on the weekend! haha 16 and gonna ride!!

[@AlexDjalo]

You from Europe?

[@evanmiron3850]

@@AlexDjalo nah, ontario

[@oe2706]

Don't think anyone got the "proles" reference. It's from 1984 by George Orwell.

[@deemond5289]

They probably realised it is shortened Latin. Not from a novel published in 1948.

[@jacquescrusan9500]

*Owns a KTM RC8R* *... Also owns Ducati 800ss and monster 1100* *Genuinely enjoys riding and maintaining all 3.* Why does my stable keep getting targeted..?

[@nytmare11]

Hi papa yam! Love from the Philippines!

[@ianipcs2463]

Yam today i got my first bike!!! A yamaha mt03 660 from 2007 with only 1230kms!!!

[@allisonburgers2289]

Congrats. I'm still pining for mine.

[@Siege132]

Nice man, I just got my first bike at the end of last year, hopefully will be riding here soon, it’s a 2001 Ducati Monster 900

[@ianipcs2463]

@@Siege132 nice bike!

[@niklasalmaas6369]

I just got a pgo trex 50 with 16500km!!!! Shhhh it's canadian but shhhhhh

[@jasonmaulana7307]

Buy a r6 boi. Naked bike sucks oh uuu

[@jordangehring3940]

Love your videos

[@SH-ry2xi]

Yamm killing it with the script

[@paige_greene1963]

6:06 this long mash of words is pure genius.

[@GauravSingh-lg5dn]

He gets me with all the Rossi talk

[@holliethomas293]

I frequently ride my bmw bike on the backroad to Starbucks so I can remote work on my Mac! (Got me bro!) serious tho, love the videos.

[@justtheooo1248]

Clicking the bell icon now. Im always late getting your videos.

[@weirdowilla1027]

You go in the Ducati factory and low and behold there is an autographed poster of Rossi And a huge Yamaha Banner

[@florianwagner6846]

Husquvarna 701 Supermoto Bro here (Its a KTM for those who dont know) As A Eurobro from Austria I can defend myself quite well against the high maintainance my bike has. Usualy we don´t put that much milegae on it because in my area we have basically the alps with a lot of twisty roads. So the riding experience is much more concentrated. A 50 to 100 KM Ride is usally enough to hit ur limits from all those challenging curves. So less miles makes the high maintainance usually bareable cause u wont hit the service intervalls as fast as when u would normally do 300 to 500 miles every weekend. Now that i think of it, all of what i just said is a shitty argument. Fuck it, my tuned 701 has 80 hp with 83 torque and 140 KG dry, ir rips powerwheelies in 3d gear esily and is a real beast that almost unbeatable by any other bike on twisty roads/mountains. oil and filter every 3000 KM and valve check every 5000 dont worry me. I fucking lofe my bike! Stay safe everyone whish u a nice riding season !

[@DABANG101]

Papy Yam! Please do a meet and greet in Dallas!!! Your Dallas squidlets need your love

[@Akephalos204]

Cmon guys that buy super big trails go only to take coffee at the dealer, basically the Harley guys that spend a ton a bike that you still have to buy a ton of aftermarket to make it ok, now buys European Big Trails not for adventure, to have in the garage so it doesn’t get too much miles like their Harley’s a generation before

[@ptwob]

Asserting dominance at Anthony Fantano seems like the best reason to buy a wallet.

[@hawkeye5097]

Good vid

[@jerlaine1638]

Agusta rebuilt at 500 miles, cutting it pretty close to disaster aren't you 😂

[@newandroidfan]

4:35 "You're kind are not welcome here" lmao

[@peterhallbus1114]

Is there a huge tax to import from europe to the us? here in europe they are (mostly) no more expensive then a good japaneese bike