Cyclists

[@yorakhunt69]

Yes this is a reupload, I had to change a few things because the original got age restricted :(

[@-aid4084]

ye, indeed.

[@australianemergencyvehicles505]

oosh

[@KyeHawkins]

Feelings blessed to have caught the first one 5 minutes after upload 🥰

[@Jesus_W._Christ]

Average KZbin L

[@l_verygoode11]

Balls

[@carn109]

In an alternate universe where the AU falcon was not invented, Yorak would still be riding his bike to KFC

[@NeoGraena]

It's the worst timeline mang

[@lordknog2883]

I don't think a single Australian would have a car in that timeline

[@lilsand.]

@@lordknog2883 we'd all be riding round on turbocharged eskis.

[@Soviation]

As a cyclist I can confirm we do this to fuck with people

[@yorakhunt69]

😂

[@TimSlee1]

Ya dog

[@comdrive3865]

yeah im cycling all the way to your mum

[@mmmmmmmmmmm10]

"as a cyclist", things you don't say in a small town

[@davidgarrett4796]

We know

[@lovecraftianwalrus4490]

I got hit by a cycler on my way home today. After he hit me, he stopped dead in his tracks, turned around, and flipped me off, before riding off into the sunset.

[@publo_esky_bar2768]

On the way to school I got into a fist fight with a bike rider cause I was on the wrong side of the pathway

[@thecombatwombat69]

@@publo_esky_bar2768sk

[@markwoods3689]

zak hunt!

[@out_spocken]

You realise the video is all fun don't you? You did see the car literally sideswipe a person? lol Let me know how you feel when 1.5tonnes of steel travelling at 60kmh side swipes you....drivers don't need to flip you off because you're either unconscious or so badly hurt they don't care what the driver does. And yes..there's bad cyclists. They don't represent everyone....and how badly hurt were you? Did you go to hospital? Did you loose a leg? Have you had 7 years of PTSD and neck issues? No...didn't think so lol...enjoy the tongue in check vid mate. If you take this seriously you've missed the entire point of it.

[@thecombatwombat69]

@@out_spocken i aint readin allat

[@SHWOOPDADOOP]

it turns out, the swooping magpies were just doing God's work all along

[@HolyCrusader6420]

As a cyclist, I can confirm this represents us perfectly.

[@yorakhunt69]

😂

[@lookingoverhell3448]

i love driving past and yelling out to get off the fuckin road there's a fuckin footpath there , seriously you should be banned from main highways .you pop up on blind corners wile sitting in the middle of the road 2 abreast , if a truck coming i aint hitting the truck coming the other way to avoid a collision , make your choice wisely ,

[@x-xxx-xxx-xxx]

Just make sure your shorts are high-vis pink otherwise I won’t be able to see you

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@lookingoverhell3448 i dont want to get a flat tyre because i ran over a used junkie syringe bro lmao, sidewalk nuh uh

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

​@Fred_the_1996 well then maybe you should either watch where you're riding or get an AU Falcon like the rest of us.

[@Dman6779]

counter point: you can get completely trolleyed on a bike and the pigs won't bother you

[@slysnake5617]

Technically they can, but what are they going to do, take away your bike licence?

[@axolotlIl]

Here in germany, for a few years after you've gotten your licence, you're in a kind of trial period. If they catch you swerving while on a bike, they can actually take it away (the cunts) I'm using my last few weeks before I get my licence to the max by getting absolutely hammered and riding on the road, they can't fo nothing about it now

[@Dman6779]

@axolotlIl its sad to see that the germans are still oppressed by their government

[@maux9175]

if you work at a restaurant or even a cafe, you know the pain and dread that comes the second a huge group of cyclists step in with orders in mind

[@Fred_the_1996]

can confirm, after a 5 hour workout we're drenched in sweat, dizzy, incoherent, and loud lmao. sorry bro

[@mmmmmmmmmmm10]

​@@Fred_the_1996get a better hobby ya dog

[@CatFinder3000]

@@Fred_the_1996maybe neck?

[@opchickenwing8989]

Every day is a great day when Yorak Hunt uploads

[@DrSaucePacket]

A cycle person hit my immaculate au s2 forte a few weeks ago and i tied him to the tow ball and sent it up a 300 foot jump, after it landed it looked better than it did before the jump💯

[@yorakhunt69]

No one scratches the forte and lives to tell the tale

[@DrSaucePacket]

​@@yorakhunt69💀

[@TPead]

@@DrSaucePacket rel

[@jaydenkerr912]

Thanks for educating all the bike riders for us.

[@Drunk__pineapple]

Imagine spending money on this shit

[@yorakhunt69]

You’re welcome and thanks bro

[@obamafan1]

Bike riding is actually good because you can be twenty pints deep and zooted af and ride home from the pub without having to wait forty minutes for a bus

[@Fred_the_1996]

plus if you crash the most that can happen is getting a few bruises and maybe a flat tyre lmao

[@dutchmansmine9053]

This is actually the best defence of cycling I've ever heard.

[@bettysteve322716]

a lot of the licenceless hard kore drinkers these days, all invested in electric gophers

[@dutchmansmine9053]

@@bettysteve322716 I thought they were all on crack

[@BarkBoi]

THIS IS THE PROPHECY DONT AGE RESTRICT AGAIN THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS

[@yorakhunt69]

That’s what I’m saying

[@Noducks4life]

It’s safer to ride on the road since it’s asphalt instead of the land called the bike lane

[@Anthony-sh5jj]

As a melbournian this channel is sooooooo true and funny love it

[@Leo_MTB767]

I live in the apartment across the state library so watch out because I’m summer I spray water guns on the protesters unless they protest against Dan Andrews

[@Idksodiumchloride]

This video is such a banger. I hope KZbin doesn’t take it down

[@mohamedhussein7968]

Couldn't be anymore right about the stolen bikes. Once my dad bought me a bike for like near 600 bucks but it got stolen WHILE LOCKED. 😢 used to ride it everyday

[@sergeantduckels2495]

Just remember cyclists are not humans. They are obstacles

[@thecombatwombat69]

Obstacles that aren’t meant to be avoided

[@zeropoint546]

We have bull bars for a reason.

[@Furko08]

My car is at the mechanic so I gotta cycle for now. Can we pause this until I get my car back at least?

[@sniz03]

Free points

[@Angerbird272]

No, they are speed bumps

[@DikinBauss]

Bruh the amount of bikes ive seen locked to a pole that have had the wheels, seat, handlebars and pedals stolen is crazy 😂

[@bigbad253]

If a passing junkie doesn't have a conveniently located set of bolt cutters in his jeans, he will just take what he can.

[@PHXSUNSBB]

Top three feelings of all time No.3 The Aussie government says they're bringing back the AU Falcon. No.2 KFC Announces that they're bringing back Krushers No.1 New Yorak Hunt video

[@thekangaroo1880]

I'm a cyclist, but I trail ride so I got the comfy clothes and trail bikes. We also carry our tools and replacement items with us.

[@NefariousNumbskull]

trailing is exactly what cyling should be, if these silly cyclists want to go out and experience nature on a bike, WHY ARE YOU DOING IT ON THE HIGHWAY?!?! be like this man and go somewhere without 3 tonne death machines flipping you off

[@Xarotron]

@@NefariousNumbskull I'm just tryna get to work

[@__beer__]

Get an AU, you're not 11 anymore

[@NefariousNumbskull]

@@Xarotron bus (unless you live in area without them)

[@thekangaroo1880]

@@__beer__ currently two hours into my Ls in a Nissan Micra

[@mrchicken6079]

This is probably your funniest video. The part about guys hanging out with other guys in bright clothes got me😂. Keep it up mate

[@baydenmckell2039]

If it doesn't recycle dinosaurs it's not a real bike.

[@_Chimproshi_]

The intro is always unbeatable truly one of the most intros of all time

[@izaaka70]

Hello good sir Yorak Hunt. The relic that is the office chair was created by myself. Bit of lore which has humbled me seeing it in your video. I'm pretty impressed someone else knows the Og lightly shat pants which inspired the chair. I personally prefer the series 1 AU for the solid rear axle because i can't steer. Long live the intech.

[@RealClintCapela]

You can't have a URACUNT banger without Hampdem Parks as the intro and Return Of The Tres for the background music of the main body.

[@ruseriousgaming8316]

Mad respect for using E-dubble, black paisley

[@jeffgreg1661]

I failed my driving test for not giving way to a cyclist, can’t really forgive them after that

[@L-8]

Yeah, what did that cyclist think he was doing, having the right of way and all...

[@yinyangsaladgang8789]

@@L-8 You're glorified pedestrians gambling your lives amongst 2 ton vehicles going 80kph with no rego or license required to do it. Let's be honest here, cyclists don't really belong on modern roadways at all.

[@peabrain6872]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789modern roadways dont belong in humanity, theyre awful

[@NefariousNumbskull]

@@L-8 go and ride a mountain bike on a trail if you want to get outdoors and enjoy cycling, stop gambling your life on the highway

[@jasonrivers7518]

So your not paying attention is the cyclist's fault?!?

[@crazyman5621hehheh]

It was exactly at -60:00 in the video that I completely agreed with every point you made against cyclists. A perfect argument

[@gigs23212]

As a cyclist in the philippines, I confirm you represents us perfectly

[@ManiacRacing]

I have always loved bicycles, since childhood. I am now a 65 year old adult male. After decades of riding I found a better way. I simply bolted a chinese two stroke engine to my bicycle. I can now go faster than 95% of normal traffic while retaining all of the annoying bicycle habits such as ignoring traffic signals, signs and lanes. I also get to annoy people with the whole two stroke thing while also being able to easily outrun anyone who takes umbrage. I find it a much cheaper alternative to a car, but everything you said about weather is true. A good rainstorm makes me want a $500 Facebook Marketplace AU falcon. I also carry a nice fist sized rock to promote good driving manners.

[@BinkBricks]

Thanks mate for finally reuploading it, love your vids

[@yorakhunt69]

Cheers bro, hopefully I fixed the problem 🤞

[@191fox]

He is speaking the truth. True Aussie

[@silverstorm1000]

You can protect your bike by using my method. Getting a rusty kmart bicycle from facebook marketplace for $100. I probably don't even need to use the bike lock because all of the rust and the bent fenders convince everyone it is not worth stealing. In all seriousness, I have been shocked watching what other cyclists do on the road. I can't help but think some of them must be straight-up suicidal. Seen people cutting off the trams, riding through red lights just dodging traffic, riding slowly in front of traffic - not sure how they aren't scared of being bludgeoned to death from a road rage induced tradie. Great video Yorak, keep em coming.

[@onii-chandaisuki5710]

I never questioned why there were so many power tools and bicycles at Cash Converters...

[@davidsmith7855]

The more I watch this channel, the more I want to buy an AU Falcon

[@Everything_and_Nothing_Tech]

5:55 that’s the cash converters Gladstone kfc is next to Pizza Hut

[@boganjosh6446]

You deserve more subscribers man. Keep up the good work.

[@yorakhunt69]

Cheers bro :)

[@Noducks4life]

Bruh never rode a bike😂 “how do I change bike tires” 🤡

[@nomduclavier]

By complete coincidence, I was actually watching this on an exercise bike in front of the TV

[@panfon5650]

any vid with both Inbetweeners and superwog references deserves 11 stars !!!!

[@cereal690]

ShakTV and Yorak Hunt uploading at the same time Im having the best day ever!!

[@mahcooharper9577]

Glad you put it back up, the old one disappeared before I could watch it. Another triumph, keep it up m9

[@Dogstersanimations]

4:56 “Shrink wraped traffic cone” Love it

[@wi11_3lder]

cheers yorak for making my monday better

[@yorakhunt69]

You’re welcome

[@XtrminatR7]

5:29 100% TRUE. I had a bike in my apartment's locked storage room with metal locks and they still somehow stole it

[@johnholt9062]

Hahaha as always, thanks for the laughs brother. Appreciate your work 🤙

[@marcusrose3600]

I have never felt so agreed with. And now I think about it us Aussies are a little special...

[@fintancostello_ok]

This is exactly why I go mountain biking not road biking 😂

[@Yeatsd]

I saw it on my home page 44 seconds after this was uploaded, youtube aint sleepin

[@out_spocken]

Lycra clad cyclist here...loving the vid lol Thanks for the laugh and putting some fun content out there mate!

[@nilin0x]

The opening was one of the best things I have ever seen

[@DrrHazza]

This guy is litterely the auzzie version of penguinz0

[@TheSnowLeopard]

The first point is misinformation, people want far more money for desirable motor vehicles like AU Falcons.

[@dirtwa1ker609]

i love he actually uses the carbon specialized hot walk

[@jasonrivers7518]

I must admit, most cyclists seem to be deaf, at best- and I'm a very keen cyclist, ride my bike everywhere, ever since I retired, from being an Automotive engineer.

[@jasonschubert6828]

Wait, what? My bike has _two_ drink holders. It must be worth $40k! 😂

[@A2ZB1]

babe, wake up. new yorak upload

[@memedoesstuff]

always a good day when yorak (re)uploads

[@adolfomclovin7082]

Just wanna say I appreciate a fellow E-Dubble fan. R.i.p

[@yesterdayschunda1760]

What causes traffic jams in Melbourne is the fact that everyone tailgates and no one will let people merge into another lane. This is what causes stop start traffic in a 100km/h zone because everyone has to slam their brakes on when the car in front slows down and the 2km/h change by the car in front means 20 cars back traffic stops.

[@gucci___slides9813]

Great video my guy❤

[@yorakhunt69]

Ay thanks bro

[@gucci___slides9813]

@@yorakhunt69spend it on something nice❤

[@antisocialotter6072]

I've never seen anyone explain the Australian weather pattern so accurately

[@moonariley672]

"shrink wrapped traffic cone" peak humour

[@wytreeey3645]

Since the Australian gubberment forced the bicycle helmet by law, ordinary bike users went out and bought an XF Falcon (The mighty AU Falcon didn't exist yet). Separated bike paths are now much less common compared to the rest of the developed world due to lack of demand. Now, almost only those who are hard core Lycra wearing cycling enthusiasts will be seen on a bike, holding up all that traffic. Wowee

[@frankcat1511]

Wowee another priceless classic thank you prophet yorak

[@lukeslayer]

Damn Yorak getting so big he got Bobby boy Logic to guest appear in his vid! My mans getting to powerful 💪🔥🔥

[@nasalspray3102]

Awesome timing for this to end up in my recommended cus I was bitching about cyclists today on at least 3 different occasions

[@lanlyYT]

Another Yorak Hunt classic!

[@tomwalsh78]

This should be streamed on 7mate

[@zacclaro3598]

5:55 that’s my local cashies !!! Uppa Gladstone 😂😂

[@BiscuitYTML]

another hood classic by Yorak Hunt!

[@justinristeski9645]

Gotta love the mooney mooney bridge reference😂😂😂

[@RiffRaffMama.]

Between the fact you're from Franga and your low-key tolerance of my daily drive (VX Commodore), I didn't think I could like you any more than I did. But... then this... I'm pretty sure I'm in love with you now.

[@averagetectonicplateenjoyer]

whenever your the cyclist everyone else is the issue while when your doing anything else the cyclist’s are the issue

[@sheeple04]

>steal bike that proceeds to get stolen, steal another Ah, the Dutch saturday night experience Advantage: you can get bikes for a tenner here anyways so yeah its way cheaper + we dont have to wear stupid clothes since cycling is a normal form of transportation here

[@gamingbros2533]

This yappucino never heard of tubeless tires😂😂😂

[@mwidenst]

There is one thing Lycra wearing cyclists have in common: They are all Khuntz 😀

[@Leo_MTB767]

7:22 that is the most relatable thing I have even seen

[@liammichaelis2043]

Always a good day when yorak the legend posts

[@gabe7542]

a new yorak hunt video is like my fortnightly treat

[@CheekBonerOne]

New Yorak City

[@Thee.Trainspotter]

8:43 I was hoping you’d add that clip. farken classic

[@iamnotverybright2509]

Going into this, I knew that you will talk about hating cycling. After watching, I finally see that you do hate cycling, with a passion.

[@davidcarr2649]

Ya bloody get it? Lycra wearing jerks. I am a cyclist, but I go out of my way to get out of the way. I don't want to be associated with the ignorance that some riders display. I've done long trips of over a thousand clicks, always use a bicycle lane or shared path when it's there. I'm 55 and don't touch Lycra. Ever! Beard and bong, definitely.

[@dfgiuy22]

Bro, instant flucking sub! Best vid on the Lycra ret@rds

[@salram2853]

You forgot to mention the cyclist’s expense of shaving or waxing their legs 😂

[@DxmonArcher]

Honestly Yorak should just be the new prime minister, he solves fucken everything

[@gasmaskery]

Yorak hunt confirmed resident of Frankston

[@Hunter-Winchester]

Hey mate, you know Torana's kick arse over Falcon's any day, ay 👍🤪😜😆

[@MartinJones123]

Today I spotted these lycra clad specimens in the wild... He turned right on a left hand slip lane...

[@Mercurio-Morat-Goes-Bughunting]

That's a bit like trying to go straight in a turn only lane. I wonder how much skin he has left?

[@MartinJones123]

@@Mercurio-Morat-Goes-Bughunting Well he was lucky as there wasn't any other cars around...

[@melbcarspotter]

why did u forget about the uber eats or menulog driver on the west gate bridge 😂

[@BeAGoodDoga]

Where’s Yorap Rick?😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cluelessstacker]

Good tip about the weather, the minimum is ushally the fukin maximum

[@Jaitecca]

bro lives in frankston near me, what a weapon

[@RiffRaffMama.]

Let me guess... you're from Cranny?

[@amberravine2232]

liked it before it started to play AND YOU LIVE WHERE I DO!!! FRANGA ALL THE WAY :) 😍 GOING TO WEAR THAT BAD BOY SHIRT, HOT PANTS, BOOTS AND HEAD TO THE LOCAL KFC

[@notagamer9557]

Watching this on an exercise bike 😂. Great vid

[@Footrotflats251]

When did the view count go live? I just watched it jump up 200views since the start of the video 👀

[@dirtwa1ker609]

bro has normal MTBER

[@NICK33188]

Saw the original one but this re-upload was worth it still

[@notthisguyagain4635]

Cyclists that’s a funny way of spelling Road Toad.

[@thomaskovalik]

I know I'm gonna have a good time if I hear the song at the start.

[@BigDrawersMcGraw]

Changing a bicycle flat is a lot faster than a car. Just carry a spare tube. Car flats take way longer, especially with the cheap jack that comes with the car.