Ep. 108 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer is back for another episode out of G-bay studios! Tom starts with how he grew up thinking he wanted to become a doctor, but realized he needed a higher GPA than the second lowest. The bears get into the trade off between working hard and enjoying nice things and if it's ultimately worth it. Bert then describes the BEST pep talk he ever got before going to an audition, which leads the bears to trade nightmare Hollywood stories. Bert then actively drinks water for a bit trying to reach a gallon for the day and how drinking out of water bottles makes his stomach hurt. Then the bears trade gambling stories about blackjack roulette, and craps, which then leads the bears to share confrontation stories with security.
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[@FlawdaBoy4]

We need to get Tom a Best Listener Award

[@sillycrystal4713]

A Golden Ear Award

[@markmacdonald7955]

His reaction when Bert compared himself as a father to himself as a boyfriend was priceless.

[@FlawdaBoy4]

@@markmacdonald7955 I have those same reactions as Tom when Bert says something crazy

[@CallumJonesComedy]

To be fair Bert did have great stories today

[@seandawson5899]

Tom is so good, his reactions alone make me laugh

[@chrisbgolfpro]

I wish Bert would talk about himself more so we could get to know him better.

[@TheKnutification]

Yes! This Tom dude never shuts up....

[@chrisbgolfpro]

@@TheKnutification I just don't get it, I wanna learn more. Hope he has more stories to tell.

[@vladvoytenko5129]

You mean bret? Whos bert?.......... Lol

[@chrisbgolfpro]

@@vladvoytenko5129 ya I meant Brent, sorry

[@andrewtregoning]

the crazy thing is, we still learn a new crazy thing about him pretty much every podcast

[@tylertaunt]

It’s crazy that Tom told that doctor story like twice before but Bert just doesn’t listen, so it’s a new story to him

[@evanodaniel8666]

They both do it. Idk if they realize it or not but Bart repeats stories a lot

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

One of them was on the honeydew with ryan sickler and I cant remember the other (maybe joey diaz?) but he hadn’t told bert before this. Someone doesnt just forget the first time they hear about the pussy cyst lol

[@zachc7111]

Im sure they remember

[@VanPebble]

Yeah this isn't a listen and respond podcast...This is more like a 'get your shit off' podcast...Even if things don't connect...

[@ericlorance2089]

Bart & Tim are “Best Friends”👨‍❤️‍👨 yet he always forgets Tim has sisters… so every story is always the first to Brent🤦‍♂️

[@benbecraft3964]

"I'd divide 10 by 100 and get this huge fraction." .1 is definitely a huge fraction for Bertrum.

[@galidroo]

haha i thought the same thing

[@swoop8047]

"you might be my smartest friend" is a great way to insult all of your friends at once. Burt's wordvomit is legendary. High and tight

[@ramsnation196]

wordvomit is a novelty word for me thats such a accurate way to depict bert as a whole

[@MJ-qh2su]

Bert: "I like to drink all the water all at once, that way I don't have to worry about it." I love this guy.

[@angelamerkin]

The more we learn about the Segura family the more we realize they’re rich as fuck

[@JR-rz1br]

His dad is/was VP at Merrill Lynch, they're doing ok.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Of course they are! All his shows and tours and stuff, and they do atleast 18 ads per podcast episode. Nutso wealthy mango

[@Exalted_Example]

So is Bert's family. So is Bryan's. Bill's too. It's almost like when daddy is rich you can afford to take risks like betting the farm on comedy.

[@JessicaGonzalez-bb1jf]

@@Exalted_Example tasted bitter 🥴

[@leppycon]

@@Exalted_Example if you listened to early days of YMH you would know that Tom and Christina were broke AF. they scraped by making a living. They are doing well now but it was hard work and earned.

[@sandiasurfers3174]

It’s crazy how Berts high school guidance counselor re-enacted the scene from the movie How High and told him he should be a refrigerator repairman or join the military. 🤨

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Yeah, what a "coincidence".

[@JR-rz1br]

This is beautiful, oh Bart.

[@J-Mac8]

I know what a coincidence!🤦‍♂️

[@owenjohnson7447]

There’s a reason that’s in the movie buddy, it happened to tons of people in real life

[@mr.niceguy777]

@@owenjohnson7447 Yes or Bert has embellished half of his life, like many comedians.

[@LukeT84]

Bert has a good 1-3 years left so cherish this podcast while you can.

[@rapfreak7797]

I’m not sure those years will be good

[@taylorevans1199]

Jesus

[@APAMVs]

What? Please explain

[@xCLIPxGODx]

@@APAMVs People don't know how to be funny. Don't mind him. Just watch and enjoy.

[@DevinMcSalty]

“Why” lmaoo Nailed it

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

Brett: *dolphin laugh* Tim: *intense serial killer eyes*

[@Hookahitter]

4 kids and I have never missed a birthday party, its not worth it. Your children will only remember you were never there and that's a memory they will never forget.

[@J-Mac8]

I’m 38 now. In high school my dad would rather go off drinking with his girlfriend then go to my football games. Went to college to play ball and got hurt. Ive often wondered if he would’ve been around for advice During those years how different it would’ve been. So yes your kids will always remember! No matter what age.🤷‍♂️

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@J-Mac8 At least you don't have your mom telling you she wished she aborted you, I assume. That's a grudge that I'm taking to my grave.

[@J-Mac8]

@@jamesmccomb9525 all you can do is not repeat their asshole ways🤷‍♂️

[@DweeD1516]

Maybe if you had never celebrated a birthday or made them aware of the unnecessary concept of it in the first place you would never would have to worry about that in the first place. The more I get older I don't really get the idea of celebrating birthdays as if an individual is important or special just because they were born against their will or choice and did nothing to become a person. I dont think anyone should celebrate or be celebrated themselves for just simply being alive and if we were to celebrate anything it would make more sense to celebrate the parents on your birthday or get them something or at least thank them instead of thinking of yourself or feeling like you deserve anyones attention. Its a weird unnecessary concept that embraces and enables weird negative character traits that if it was anyother day than the individuals birthday we would shame them or have a negative reaction toward that type of behavior or character.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@neighborbruce Don't worry, I'm fully aware of that. Tried fixing that relationship a whole bunch then eventually I realised it's not my responsibility as a child to build a healthy parent-child relationship.

[@skyricq]

I've never seen someone try and give themself water toxicity and alcohol poisoning at the same time

[@luisorellana8900]

Bart Krystal truly is a great example of the duality of man

[@robertschumacher4410]

I love when Tom makes Bruce feel like a crazy person

[@aprokopie8290]

You mean when Tim makes Bruce realize he IS a crazy person

[@GrayVMhan]

"Gaslighting my friend, with Tom Segura"

[@AimlessAbyss]

BRUCE KERSHER

[@branstangsmokes6201]

Brock krampton

[@juliuspronk7532]

Gaslighting at its finest

[@Greeezy]

For real tho. Bert talking about missing events in his kids life is some real shit. Don't miss them moments. A yacht won't hold your hand on your death bed.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

That made me super sad. His liver won't hold up forever. It already seems like they're estranged even though they're living together. I can't wait to cheer my son on whichever sport he chooses.

[@Greeezy]

@@Hjaelteomslag I thought the same thing, then realized my son has zero hand eye coordination, he's gonna be a hell of an accountant tho. Hell of an accountant.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@Greeezy My condolences! How's your hand eye coordination? How was your kid at the "pliers grip" and all that stuff? Now I'm worried!

[@antkemp]

Neither will his kids. They don’t don’t even call him dad

[@MajesticPickle_]

Seriously. Made me think about my son and almost made me cry for those kids. Even not being able to attend his taekwondo performances in person last year due to covid was a huge bummer.

[@hollywilson9327]

When you google segura basket, tom's basketball dunk pops up on like the third row

[@amandadombrowskas7303]

I was more interested in Toms story about throwing the dice off the table… but Bert never lets him finish

[@myztik5716]

He could have finished if he wanted to, it didn't sound like there was anything left to the story

[@metalheadFTW123]

Its probably coming in about 7 episodes when bart has forgotten all about it again!

[@Chris-bc4hb]

This is the only great thing about Monday mornings!

[@offhandspoon9557]

Try the basement yard podcast

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Say that to Bill Burr!

[@trumpetaceman7806]

@@Hjaelteomslag he takes forever to upload though

[@untitled6391]

@@Hjaelteomslag Bill's podcast is boring

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@untitled6391 Yeah, nowadays I guess it is.

[@masondieno4877]

Love how this is really just inside Bert’s mind with Tom hanging out

[@blue_vein_titty]

Tom- "I gotta say this might be your most verified story ever" 😂😂😂

[@mahnkekevin]

As a nurse, every episode has me more and more concerned for brents physical and mental health

[@brodygoose7281]

As the president of the United States, shut up nerd

[@Rick_James]

Wooo lets go baby! Got my koolaid and Tito’s ready.

[@kylegrey5083]

Bert: having a heart felt speech Also Bert: ouuu let’s talk about gambling

[@RestingBitchface7]

That’s so cool! I knew Dr. Segura when I worked at Mayo. He was a great doctor.

[@marlontaylor8722]

Thanks, all my tiny brain could pull from this comment is "Dr. Bitchface" 😂 Sorry

[@Zeta9966]

Good to know he kept it high and tight.

[@RestingBitchface7]

@@marlontaylor8722 😂🤣😂 That’s Nurse Bitchface to you!

[@wobbletime8397]

All Tom has to do is tell bert a good lil story in the beginning and he can catch enough of his childlike attention to have him hooked for a couple hours and actually let tim speak

[@TestyLeaf]

Like showing a kid a magic trick

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

Also every little snippet we get into Tom is. . . Dark.

[@declaredjeans7555]

When do we get to see what Tom got Bert for his birthday?? I've been waiting for that for so long! Can anyone tell me if I've somehow missed it?

[@fishsticks428]

I could be wrong but didn't he get him a Sea-Doo

[@afrothunder2135]

@@fishsticks428 bert got tom a sea dew but don't think tom gave one back to him

[@massivebids]

@@afrothunder2135 my guess is its gonna be 2 sea dews

[@Devin1364]

This is the only important comment

[@jonny609]

@@massivebids my guess is a motorcycle

[@TheUn4gvnmetalhead]

"When I try to do 100/10 I accidentally do 10/100 and get a really long number" You mean 0.1 Bart? Koolaid is going to your head.

[@yannikakapralli]

xDDDD

[@s1cksix_612]

He is very dull.

[@Max-zr7hr]

hahaha a real BRAIN BUSTER for burt

[@original1nage]

was gonna say that this was the best bert ep yet til he started eating and brought the mic closer

[@victoriaarmstong322]

Thank you! Yikes. Same for me. I didn’t mean to watch an eating asmr video! 🤢

[@birdette79]

🤮🤮🤮 I died

[@sasogorelick]

There's beans in that

[@MJ_316]

When Brett talks about being on the road and doing cool stuff reminded me of my 20 years in the military. All the missed events, holidays, and time with your family. I think as long as the time you did spend with your family was rich and meaningful then, yes, it is worth it.

[@larsbee]

let's not forgot while u were serving ur country murdering or helping to murder brown people in far off countries who never knew the country u served even existed or never harmed u or ur country, these blokes leave their families and make millions then ask if it is worth it ... while every day two of ur fella veterans commit suicide and thousands live on the streets or engage in violence towards their loved ones being mistreated by the country they served... these multi millionaires have it hard

[@patar3323]

@@larsbee Bert's only worth 3 million. Doesn't invalidate anything

[@larsbee]

@@patar3323 yeah I read that too but it could be much more or even less ... oh c'mon bud, millionaires crying how hard they have it??? while poverty is rampant and people work hard barely surviving... they have it hard... c'mon u gotto get that

[@patar3323]

@@larsbee they're not saying their life is hard, they're talking about balancing work and family being a hard subjective decision, their worth doesn't make regret less scary

[@patar3323]

@@larsbee and they're whole thing lately has been about feeling lucky enough that they can spend frivolously for each other. It's wholesome AF

[@anthonymorse8903]

Somewhere in the multiverse Tom and Joe are actually doctors.

[@Jeter23]

Sometimes these two make it obvious how dettatched from reality they are like when they're idea of a middle class guy is someone who makes 100k a year and spends every night with his family 🤣

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

I mean, it's kinda upper middle class, but it's definitely middle class. People who make 6 figures aren't wealthy. My husband and I live with my mom, between the 3 of us we make about a quarter of a million dollars a year, and we're still very much middle class. We struggle with bills sometimes. We have our mortgage and my grandmother's mortgage to pay and sometimes property taxes going up makes things pretty tight.

[@niteshade8546]

Burp needs to hire someone to write down all the stories he has told no less than a dozen times so we don't get episodes like this.

[@youtubeisnotsogood4390]

ta ta there tiktok...

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

I’m so glad I began to eat my breakfast with this pod, thoroughly enjoyed hearing about the vaginal cyst erupting

[@regieeller]

Tom, the gloveless glove comic and the shirted shirtless comic, Bart.

[@jarnold1789]

smh

[@Supermonkey1987]

If the drinking game became "have a drink everytime bert interrupts/talks over tom" we would all die within minutes.

[@chrisshiel6438]

I just watched all of Berts specials again on Netflix and I really enjoyed them all! Can't wait for his movie! YOU'RE THE BEST BERT!

[@Max-zr7hr]

Thank god bert gave us the 45 minute version of the story about when a dealer hit his hand in a casino and his friend made two people apologize.

[@travishuffman3566]

Nothing better than listening to Bert eat food, chew it and cough with his mouth full directly into the mic (and then smacking his lips for the next ten minutes).

[@kdaddy9229]

I’ve never seen someone drink water like a pig 😂 “I get pains in my stomach since I started drinking these waters”. Definitely doesn’t have anything to with skulking water half a gallon at a time 😂

[@RiamuBerru]

It's so funny because smashing heaps of water at once is actually counter productive if you're trying to improve your hydration Edit: grammar

[@larsbee]

I learned that recovering alcoholics are drinking gallons of water...

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

Only Bert could make drinking water grotesque 🤣

[@jamievass2737]

I like that idea of camera footage of Bert's everyday life. I think that's what would get him really famous

[@quadeappenheimer8135]

Like Ozzy Osborn lol

[@chadparker9578]

My favorite part of 2 bears is when they tell stories that you know would be way better if you knew who they were about but they never say it.

[@MyBlitz7]

I just love listening to Bart tell us how being fabulously rich is such a curse lol. He doesn't even realize he could retire today, be well off, and get back all that lost time.

[@BoTillman46480]

Listen to one of Ari’s recent intros to skeptic tank and he…. touches on that exact topic but without saying any names of course lol.

[@shoobamocha]

His argument of pretending he has to work to make the money and provide is so dumb, they're already rich. There's no reason to just keep doing tours and shows at the expense of your children and family, no one is going to be suffering because he's not raking in as much money to spend on dumb shit. The problem is wanting more and more when you get used to having a lot.

[@mshariabdulaziz9815]

@@shoobamocha maybe because he didn’t have any money for a lot of years and he’s just worried all that money is gonna dry up, you know how OCDish Burnt is, and other than that, I’m sure he has enough decent friends to give him advice about his personal life, I don’t think he needs or will look for tips of how he should live his life by random people on the internet:)

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

Commenter makes a good point. Not having money or the money to do things for your family makes you feel that you can compensate. Now he might be able to pay for their college, cars or whatever. Shit is expensive

[@littlefrog9553]

One of his daughters is going to college now. He missed out on their formative years, and he is like a stray cat that sometimes comes home and nobody gets excited about it anymore.

[@bajsmongo2000]

i like how bert thinkis his sides are hurting from air while drinking, and not the fact taht he's chugging a gallon of water before lunch and destroying his kidneys..

[@DMan-G]

Bert says “I” more than any other person in human history.

[@emotionalsanta]

The sadness in Tom's face as Burt tells his friend to sell him a car...

[@JasonLitman]

Tom's eye glances could be an entire podcast and still be as funny

[@ItsJoKeZ]

the contrast between Bert saying he wonders about the values of family life- then him forgetting it is Thanksgiving but rememebering his exact tour dates and locations... ironic.

[@Dean5768]

Well to be fair this was recorded in October

[@wyatthausman4377]

It's funny Bart drinking all the gallon at once and it negating the benefits of drinking the whole gallon😂😂😂 so backwards

[@nickmeyer238]

9:10 When Burt is talking about division... 10/100 is 0.1 And he acts like it's PI or something lmfao

[@cavoc3882]

About to be homeless and my mom is crying in the other room right now but I have bert and tom to make me smile

[@zb2584]

Stop lying Barf

[@2pacfan56]

That’s rough. I hope you see better days

[@TipTopSnow]

Damn that story of how Bret got burned at a craps table, really turns his real name Burnt Chrysler into a reality😂😂

[@larrymcjones]

Lmao

[@goosehadley4434]

That Hideo Nomo speech was epic!!

[@miguelc2049]

😂😂😂Tom said bye love you at the end! Love these guys too much!

[@yannikakapralli]

Bert talking wouldnt be that nervrecking, but Bert interrupting Tom EVERY SINGLE TIME TOM TALKS FOR 10 SEC is ....DUDE :D

[@raisingradicals5564]

Bert posing the question "Which life is richer?" legitimately broke my heart ❤ (SAHM of a 5, 3 and 1 year old here). He is going to be the BEST Grandpa ever 😁

[@skitidetdu6672]

He won't be alive to be one...

[@SketchyAsFunk]

@@skitidetdu6672 that's fucked up😂

[@raffatoot4581]

What on earth is a sahm

[@SketchyAsFunk]

@Hoodie y you are negative man. Every single comment you make is hate. Step back from technology and find your inner happiness instead of taking your anger out on strangers on the internet.

[@kimjunghoon02]

@@raffatoot4581 stay at home mom

[@adaption196]

"you might be my smartest friend" holy shit man, the blind leading the blind hahaha

[@gboccieri]

I never wanted to hear Bernt eat a burrito. Thanks for this.

[@frodobob2526]

Being a Lighthouse operator sounds good right now.

[@josef2012]

The amount of time wasted whilst Bart tries to remember meaningless details about hazy stories from his past has now reached the criminal threshhold.

[@tr1pl3thr333]

He's not remembering anything, he's making shit up. He's embellished literally every aspect of his life to some extent.

[@rogersockwell]

Reminds me of my dad. Some people just really have a rambling on minutiae thing. It is boring AF sometimes, but I just roll with it and wonder about the diversity of how different minds work.

[@matthewsimone2235]

I can watch old episodes of 2 bears all day! Love it! Thank you jeans!

[@majin_metapod6838]

The way Bert sincerely says I love you at the end of these podcasts is so wholesome

[@mcant17]

Gotta love when Brett acts shocked that people are able to point out that he’s an alcoholic

[@neenamarkle3858]

Who’s Brett

[@futbolplaya07]

@@neenamarkle3858 he meant Brent. Typo.

[@funkk]

@@neenamarkle3858 Whos Randy?

[@littlepaul2561]

Are we ever going to find out what Tom got Bert for his birthday?

[@shelleybowen6526]

I was thinking the same thing!!

[@mitchellcain2398]

*berthday*

[@EJ-ge4st]

Yeah wtf want to see a jet ski with a machine gun mounted to it

[@thomasambers9977]

I came here to comment this he talked about it on barstool and they still haven’t mentioned it yet wtf

[@acw96]

All of these episodes are pre-recorded weeks in advance with the move to Austin. One of them mentioned being in Tampa this week (as of the recording) and Tom was in Tampa early October and Bert was there October 22. So as of this episode being recorded, Bert hadn't had his bday yet

[@africanCandy]

"What does Pete do?" HE MASHES MONSTERS. Keep up Tom

[@SizzlePoppin]

I needed this. Bad last month or so but this brightened my day. Much love and thanks for the help fellas.

[@davidramsey6865]

Bruce: I'm not trying to flex. Proceeds to tell major flex stories about him at Red Rocks and Manchester.

[@FreshManny209]

Bert almost made me tear up talking about missing his kids activities. Once you have kids, parts of your heart open up that you never knew existed.

[@MRLMF5]

There is nothing better than true friendship. You guys are always hilarious 🤣

[@MrBoese1]

That was a awesome podcast! This show is what I look forward to every Monday I wish it was longer Thanks for making my day

[@joshalvarez11]

Tom rockin that Danny Ric merch!

[@Chukijay]

“A guy working in Boston that makes $100k a year…” Burt is so out of touch it’s wild.

[@tr1pl3thr333]

66k is "low income" for LA so where he's from it's not that crazy lmao.

[@nailsi-am5324]

Brent telling the water champ about dehydration is just fantastic.

[@BigJonkulous]

Bart breathing into the mic during the Whoop ad was my fave part

[@keljor21]

My favorite part of this podcast was the 3rd time Bert told the same exact story. Cruise casino is going to be his next machine story if he keeps it up at this rate.

[@bartkase7270]

I love Tom stories but how many times are we gonna hear this hospital story

[@msnoob100]

This might be my favorite Bert-stories episode. Legitimately awesome

[@murf8041]

these are some of barts best stories, keep em coming!

[@theapostrophewrecks3589]

‘Which life is richer?’ If Bert ended up being a lawyer he’d be the scotch drinking, country club going, bad tv commercial, ambulance chaser who still missed all the softball games. There isn’t a room big enough for him to suck the oxygen out of. His family would suffocate if he was a soccer dad. He is who he is regardless of what he does.

[@CountDoucheula]

*Better Call Bert*

[@rapfreak7797]

Wow, the truth can hurt… and I love it!

[@theapostrophewrecks3589]

@@CountDoucheula I was gonna say that but went with the wordy version. Lol

[@kylecreator1]

Somehow no matter what bert eats, it all sounds like peanut butter. Low key kinda gross but funny 🤣🤣

[@Hetubird]

"Be Hideo Nomo" is unironically an amazing outlook on things. It's so brilliant.

[@Emulation_Inflation]

Ended perfectly as I was pulling up to work. 😆⚡

[@BPB9973952]

Bert you can never get the times with your children back, even though they understand that you are making money for the family, nothing replaces you being there for them.

[@jordanbennell9345]

Hey tom and bert. You make me feel normal

[@Hjaelteomslag]

You do know you're not though, right?

[@BoTillman46480]

If by normal, you mean broke and emotionally stable… me too.

[@victoriaarmstong322]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tokidumdum]

Really kicked into gear on the second half of the episode.. Such great stories about confrontations they've had. 👏 👌

[@ThomasTk30]

That heart felt I love you at the end of every episode is so authentic. Love these guys.

[@skylerraysor9493]

Love love love when Bert confidently says something “factual” and then it’s not and he complete moves on as if he didn’t say something that totally fucked everything he said prior to what he’s saying!

[@williammartin4368]

I can't believe you booked Midland Texas Tom worst place ever lol. Picture kill bill Michael Madsen's trailer that's it 😂 lol

[@giantnamekiandende8988]

"There's beans in that" "What does that mean"? Lol

[@Edge1234101]

I genuinely get so happy when I see you guys have posted a new episode

[@andrestein6022]

This spot where my liver is, I have pain there every night - Bert

[@robertthompson9161]

I tint windows, never thought of myself as stupid til Tom just pointed it out lol

[@Greeezy]

Don't listen to these idiots my man. They couldn't tint their way out of a cardboard box.

[@sissyofFreemont]

Nah man, not stupid, people want and pay good money for good service.

[@DarkDecimus]

Im sure you've forgotten more then Tom knows about tinting! Don't forget that. It's not as easy as it seems.

[@michaelgordon2332]

They both come from Daddy’s money. They got cut off in their late 20’s and had to scramble to find careers. And it helps when your best buds with Joe Rogan, Tom was on episode 4 or 5 of JRE maybe? They’ve never done anything on they’re own like you have. Fuck em

[@robertthompson9161]

@@michaelgordon2332 Im not mad i still love em, I get he just sees it as a brain dead job. He may be right to an extent lol

[@ETHomeGrown]

Love you guys!! Your such a big inspiration for our Podcast and I just seen Tom live when he came to Seattle, love you guys see you In January Burt!

[@Max-zr7hr]

its funny that binge drinking water of all things is what bert says makes his body hurt lol

[@matadoorah]

I actually told one of my students to go into comedy. He is a troubled kid and loved to piss teachers off, but he is so fucking hilarious. 😂 So many times I had to hide my laughter from his off color jokes.

[@oldyoungone]

I got to be honest, its rough hearing the same stories over and over again

[@raramcgee4982]

This podcast went to shit as soon as tom moved and they started just taping 5 in a row.

[@maddogkilla1]

@@raramcgee4982 see ya big guy✌️, why are you still here? They have gotten better, at least from berts half.

[@cleech74]

@@maddogkilla1 Yeah, I really don’t understand the people that still hate-watch this podcast. Some people just play along, and probably actually like the show, but there are still a lot of comments from people that are just constantly being shitty & super critical. I mean, why? Why do they continue to subject themselves to something that really bothers them, and then feel the need to tell everyone how much they hate it. Kinda sad.

[@maddogkilla1]

@@cleech74 they are just haters. Its a natural response. As to why? There is a million different reasons why someone becomes a hater... Usually connected to small penis

[@cleech74]

@@maddogkilla1 😂

[@jojob5355]

Love you guys y’all are hilarious EVERY WEEK 😂

[@Snake-bq3kf]

Having a horrible Monday but I can always on my boys to put me in a better mood

[@MrMasterChief38]

for all his crazy bert is actually kinda smart. in an alcoholic type of way.

[@alecpresley3586]

Is Tom alright?? Unlike the water champ to piss twice an episode... Also, man is nose-breathing HEAVY into the mic

[@DaveLeary1]

Hell of a heavy segment, T-Bunz, that was the best YMH Live yet!!!

[@THCSKPERSONAL]

Love this podcast, never gets old to me!!