Laugh Hard w/ Louis C.K. | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 169

[@jadowarcadia6227]

I have to say, Louis might be the best person to manage Berts energy. He's so perpetually relaxed and willing to explore any conversation. Like a comedy therapist

[@truebabyben]

Check him out on this past weekend a couple episodes ago. The true fascination Louis has with Theos crazy brain is unmatched

[@Ken-NRFI-Jr]

I hate that Burt makes himself snort like actually hate it

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

Oh you want to go there? Ok lets explore

[@jhershy1381]

Wow yes he is like a therapist. Impressive does louis maintain that composure and stay actually calm. Hes so intelligent and observant

[@RayRae559]

Reading this comment was almost therapeutic.

[@Mrs_Small]

“For a guy who’s afraid of death, you’re just running towards it.” Best description of Bert ever💀😭

[@gtrriffs]

He is running towards it holding a bottle of wine in each hand!

[@Jassbusters]

Really puts into perspective how stupid Bert is

[@jQB22]

@@gtrriffs❤ayq yo😂😂o I o😂😂

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Hey, at least he's running and getting some exercise...tsss

[@words911]

Louis would make a great perv in a movie

[@eric7591]

Bert: "I feel special." Louis: "I can see that..." Holy shit, Louis is magic.

[@berniegordon6338]

Louis is the only guest that could make me watch one of Bert’s podcasts

[@jessew7565]

lol this but unironically. Bert has "that uncle" vibe who kinda fucks up the family bbq, like ok I don't want to hear this story for the thousandth time, easy on the booze its only 5

[@hangtime911]

Louis is the only guest that could make me watch...........(you know)

[@ErinChamberlain]

Do you feel better now that you shared your pointless comment? You have my pity. Is there anything else I can do to help you feel validated? I mean, I feel petty for even responding, so if that was your goal, to troll here, I guess you kinda win? Also, go eat some carpet stains.

[@jgallagher1359]

Good interview. But it's unvoidable the feeling that these guys are talking in a digital surveillance prison.

[@jessew7565]

@@ErinChamberlain Bernie don't listen to this guy you're comment made my day better

[@kahopukehau]

Louis pointing out the irony of Bert playing tennis with a guy who has Alzheimer’s, who’s name Bert can’t remember, while Bert not getting the joke just in the very first minutes of the podcast is hilarious 😂

[@christopherduran5121]

Right over his head

[@PanchoKnivesForever]

That head went right over MY head 😂😂😂 Thanks for the save

[@jeremyschiesser7086]

He's the idiot we still happen to love lmao

[@googelle7555]

"who is name Bert can't remember" 🤣🤣🤣🙈

[@alexare6655]

He wasn't pointing out the irony. He was saying it was a poetic sentence.

[@neighborbruce]

Bert isn't panicking about dying, he's panicking imagining a world without Bert.

[@kongvinter33]

he is a benevolent narcissist

[@jakecob864]

Damn that's a good comment 😂

[@Pedroepacas]

A world without "Bert getting an absurd amount of attention" is what you mean.

[@amarak3425]

A beautiful world at that.

[@michaelcole8999]

I can't pay continuous attention to the conversation as a whole because I'm already so distracted by how this feels like we get to see a conversation between Louie and his 3 year old granddaughter.

[@Js-hu5cm]

I love how Louis is slightly twisting that screw into Bert’s absolute fears and subtly making him have to deal with reality. This is my favorite podcast of the year

[@evanodaniel8666]

It’s very interesting to watch

[@bodeezus]

Yes! Louis and Theo had a great podcast together too

[@dillonwalshpvd]

He’s totally playing into what you would expect it to be, it’s fantastic 😂

[@BibleChatAi]

@@rikki1330 because he’s fucking hilarious

[@evanodaniel8666]

@@rikki1330 because he apologized and made amends do you think people shouldn’t get a second chance?

[@jeffriesmovies]

This is such a touching conversation between a 20 year old and an 80 year old

[@Knifymoloko]

Lol

[@Chris-iu3vl]

And one of them have Alzheimers..

[@ferise1]

Which is which?

[@juliagoolia5604]

😂😂😂😅 so true

[@erkkamykkanen]

Thank you for this comment that made me laugh out loud for at least 4 seconds.

[@djcarter96]

The way Louis raises his voice ever so subtly every time Brent tries to interrupt him is so perfect. Big 3rd grade counselor vibes between these 2 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterdowner4315]

I loved that Louis didn't back down but also wasn't rude about it. Subtle and perfect. I was wondering how they would pair, it was awesome.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yep. absolutely right

[@Janzer_]

it's almost like he raised two girls

[@sambbk7203]

@@Janzer_ It's amazing that they both did then really.

[@qlassicvyb7728]

@@Janzer_exactly lol. He correctly identifies multiple human psyches & responds accordingly like the comedic goat we know & love. Let’s Bert be Bert and responds as one would too the personality that constantly communicates thoughts instantly. 😂😂

[@k.c.simonsen2]

"The years go by, they go by and they go by.. and then you die.. and then your kids die." Louis inciting Bert's panic attacks could be a whole show.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That was so fucking funny, I love that he did that on purpose just to make Bert freak out 😂

[@mith2946]

You gotta timestamp if you are a gentleman.

[@morganwhite3014]

@@mith2946 1:05:20

[@Smiley-Coyote]

@@mith2946 The time stamp for that part is at 1:00:50

[@zaktilzer5130]

Its fitting. Bert has always been able to avoid reality. All his "im special" crap makes sense now.

[@kels4650md]

Bert: “I mean don’t you feel a little bit like… idk, don’t you feel like you’re special?” Louis: *laughs* “uh, I did when I was a kid” Bert: “I still feel like that” Louis: “Yeah I see that” 😂💀 11:47

[@Last_Chance.]

Lmao

[@braxtonvestal777]

🤣

[@KarmaticEvolution]

What etiquette to time stamp, thank you!

[@jasonmcilvain5789]

As bert sits in front of a picture of himself

[@Alchemiszt]

The duality is insane. Louis is actually talented…Bert is a fat drunk.

[@guadalupemichaels1817]

There’s no way I can handle Bert without Louis

[@missjk00]

i feel that i can trust Louie to keep him in line or something.

[@blablableep6811]

@@missjk00 still too much of Bert's fucn weezing

[@m.a.4949]

he has zero talent tbh

[@warrenb7088]

It’s like tonic without gin

[@sepoker]

so ture

[@northgambit]

watching louis' facial expressions and body languages is so good. It's like watching a smart man's reaction to listening to s somewhat dumb but confident kids speech, and egging him on to keep going because he's amused by his ramblings.

[@steviechampagne]

that’s literally what this conversation is

[@SeriousGatheringCo.]

my favorite language he does with his body is jerking off in front of them out of no where

[@8thlvlMage]

Just like Tom does, except without openly mocking him lol.

[@tyzerro]

yes! i totally left my own comment regarding this. you also nailed down what it looks like watching. i compared it to a kid listening to his dad's crazy friend ramble on.

[@ymb9shinzou743]

Something about that's funny about that though is Louis like a child himself acts a lot of his emotions out in a facial expression. It's a kind of child-like way to double down on the emotion he wants you to feel. It's a big part of his on-stage persona and he's using it here to patronize Bert for comic effect.

[@americanrepair]

Louis has the ability to look at you without casting judgment while also totally judging you.

[@HeyIwasaValedictorian]

Sort of like a good parent, huh?

[@americanrepair]

@@HeyIwasaValedictorian I was thinking like having a conversation with a good teacher who knows that you're failing. And you know that he knows.

[@HK_PNW]

He also has the ability to look you in the eye and finish.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

you're right. entirely true!!

[@mikezigma]

thats what it is lol

[@kmoov90]

I feel like Louis is talking to a child and he knows it LOL.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

He always acts like that on podcasts though tbf

[@WideAwakeHuman]

He’s a grandpa of course he talks to most people like that lol

[@vaughncollins1386]

@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 Yeah I noticed that it’s kinda annoying. Seems extra bad lately.

[@ericp6375]

A boring child. Props to Louis for not ending this dude

[@CharlieCoops]

It’s actually really embarrassing to watch. I can’t get through this - the fat guy is unbearably stupid and witless

[@drmedwuast]

Louis giving Bert existential terror for 90 minutes lol

[@Dycdom]

this is gold because its so true lol

[@DrLeroyGreen]

1:00:40

[@Cyxz666]

I'm glad Louis had Bert on so we could learn more about Bert

[@deanzirolli7826]

This comment is so original !

[@Cyxz666]

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[@SwedudeEPIC]

hahaha

[@deanzirolli7826]

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[@Cyxz666]

@@deanzirolli7826 mongoloid 🐞

[@Hardcastle83]

This is such an oddly perfect duo and vibe. Happy very dumb guy and miserable very smart guy. Almost like Squidward and SpongeBob but for grown-ups.

[@natedoggschip]

Perfect comment for this episode 👏

[@zootsoot2006]

Bert isn't dumb, he's just you know.

[@101wormwood]

hahahahah

[@jarnold1789]

Oh wow hahaha that’s so good

[@arbivark]

i've had thoughts of bert on broadway for one day, doing the odd couple. louis could pull off the felix unger role, although i would prefer paul f thompkins,

[@saaketh83]

Louis managing Bert’s personality like he’s a child is so perfect. Fielding his outbursts like a grizzled veteran 3rd grade teacher would.

[@bri7506]

Literally 5 year age difference.... Telling

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

@@bri7506 Age is just a number!

[@iconocast]

hahahha

[@user-el3jr9he7c]

And 20 iq points

[@richardgiron3689]

@@pmbbmp vvvvvvvvvuvvvvuvvvvv

[@barneymiller5488]

I'm 60 years old. Older than either of these very successful men. Like them I'm a dad. Listening to Louis & Bert talk about how little things, like one of their kids being bummed about a Wonder Woman costume, sticking with them more than playing to thousands in a huge stadium at first felt like something I couldn't relate too. But then it hit me. My daughter is now 18. At college, with a tattoo and a boyfriend. It seemed like just the other day she was a 10 year old who still held my hand when she crossed the street. In fact, I have a memory of taking her to dance class and holding her hand, lightly, but just for a few seconds. Then she let go like "I don't need to do that anymore". I think that was the last time she held my hand like that. Like a kid. I never played the Garden. But I was in a band who opened for The Clash at their famous Bond gigs here in NY. (Look it up). My punk afficionados are like "Oh my God! What was it like!" I remember arriving. I remember my older brother who was in the band with me meeting Paul Simonon for a second. I remember the microphone smelled bad. I don't remember much else. But I'll remember the last time my daughter held my hand. Forever. (Cheesy mic drop). Love this interview. Deep lessons from Louis here. Thank you!

[@maddymud]

I love weird mic smells

[@agentorange81]

Time does go faster as you age I'm 43 , but mindset isn't far when I was 19,, seems so close but is not lol

[@sebastianwhalin743]

I love the dynamic here! Louis sees right through Bert's BS and provides so much wisdom

[@Last_Chance.]

Naturally

[@AdamThoba2]

BS as in hyper stories or fake news stuff> or does he simply make up shit

[@sufjams]

I wonder if this was intimidating for Bert and he felt the need to ham it up.

[@LS-gh1ez]

Louis CK has always seen through people's bullshit. Bert made a point about his experience listening to Opie and Anthony, and Louie said Patrice would've first made a point against PC culture. It would have been a Great set, but Patrice was also a comedian trying things out. It never happened, and as much as I love Patrice, he might have been accused of all the same things everyone else was. I miss the guy, he was smart. But when the mob attacks, even though comedians prepare for it, Chappelle was attacked. Louis CK was attacked, dumbo asiz anzari was attacked

[@sufjams]

@@LS-gh1ez I was only offended by Anzari. Like how do you have so little game?

[@mcant17]

Gotta love brett, interrupts his own compliment for Louie within the first minute of the podcast to tell a story about himself. Classic

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

Brett Kurshmire? Burt Crumbshoe?

[@84Elenai]

😂 I thought the same. It went well eventually, Louis is a pro and has kids, so he knows how to handle Bart

[@cactusjackhausen8508]

Classic Brett

[@finn4435]

Ugh.... How far in should i skip to get to the watchable bit?

[@timturk1899]

Who's brett..? Gotta love Bert!

[@thevast5283]

Louie looks like a therapist with that sweater and glasses. And when he had his arms crossed saying "I bet you did" to Bart like hes an excited 6 year old 💀

[@DarkDecimus]

Looks straight out of the Royal Tennenbaums. Lol

[@JesusHComedy]

At first I read “ Louie looks like the rapist with the sweater and glasses 😂”

[@Chillllllbruh]

Read as Mario..."Louie looks like-a the rapist "

[@Ertdoinn]

Who remembers therapist Louie in London with pre-Marvel Cap America? Great movie

[@xaikken]

In the movie he released last year he WAS a sweater and glasses wearing therapist

[@bigol9223]

Bert's existential anxiety is entirely based on the concept that he can't eternally be the center of attention.

[@shmooveyea]

If I go onto the street and ask 20 people if they know Bert Kreischer, I might get... 3? 4? It is endless confusion on my part on where Bert got the idea he's the main character

[@asraarradon4115]

@@shmooveyea I know in my town 3 would probably be pushing it. And it's called being selfish. It's in his response to Louis' statement that when you die you will become the nothing you never were. He stated that what would stop him from living like a viking and taking everything he wanted; because if you stripped away eternal reward and punishment he would live a more maximally selfish lifestyle than he already does.

[@shmooveyea]

@@asraarradon4115 Yeah, honestly even one person knowing the name would be impressive

[@bradbutler7911]

Agreed Maybe also his obesity and alcohol dependency

[@davidfaustino4476]

Honestly if you ask 20 people more.often than not zero people will know. And rightfully so. .he's a comedian and bad at it.

[@michaelkirk9982]

Louis explaining WHY he called Bert masochistic when Bert was literally asking what that word means is the perfect microcosm for this whole incredible interaction.

[@QualityQman]

And Louis answers him like Bert knows what the word means and thinks he just wants him to expand on why he's a masochist.

[@johnmachter40]

@@QualityQman at what timecode was that?

[@thestigglet]

It's like watching someone interview their 3 year old.

[@garbanzosteve6012]

@@johnmachter40 little after 26:00

[@nicholaskruger9460]

Watching this and wondering what I’m watching. Louis ck is so much more aware. Like this other dude has brain damage

[@patoreilly5742]

Bert: “I was the first person to jump off the stratosphere” Louis: “What the fuck does that mean?” 😂

[@TheBoredGamer01]

Bert’s said he was the first person to jump off the stratosphere on so many podcasts, and now he just casually drops that some Vietnamese woman did it 10 times before him 😂

[@Holycow94WoW]

I’ve heard him say that before and I thought he really meant the stratosphere. I was like “I’m pretty sure it was Felix Baumgartner”

[@sebastianwhalin743]

Hilarious 😆

[@clintonleonard5187]

Louis is so smart, so tuned in, and so compassionate. It's a joy to hear him talk.

[@jesperhjensen1978]

check him out on the old O&A show, tons of it right here on youtube

[@PierreRBouchard]

Truly. The man has deep access to empathy

[@QualityQman]

He is the most grounded comedian ever.

[@breakfastatepiphanies]

I hate how Pete Davidson had that bit about Louis telling on him at SNL. I don't think Pete understood Louis wasn't trying to be an asshole. He was seriously concerned about Pete and wanted him to get help. I think Pete is a pretty decent actor but comedy genius, he is not.

[@mattlevine5662]

He can talk and masturbate at the same time?

[@John.Christopher]

Lot of spiritual truths from Louis in here. Humility being a huge one. When we are humble we become fearless. It is our aggrandized ego that causes us pain. Because giving to others in love is the most joyful experience we can have. Love in it's purest form is giving to others without any kickback to be concerned about. Just the simple sharing in the joy of another. God bless you all.

[@dannotwalruslarkin9324]

Louis handles Bert almost identical to Tom. This is gold.

[@AtlasTurner]

Haha yeah. If Louis had to do this a couple hundred times I bet he'd get a bit snippy like Tom does too 😂

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@AtlasTurner no after the second time he would snap and just destroy bert lmao. He’s only like this because it’s a one time thing

[@natedoggschip]

Cuz they are both very smart. And bart is like ya know.... r license plate

[@mwdouglas3794]

@@natedoggschip just like louis said, it's not narcissistic, it's just retarded.

[@snafu4405]

I love the consistent fatherly tone of concern in Louis as he responds to Bertrude.

[@stonyfunfazwansk2672]

Bertrude made my day, thank you so much Sir/Lady/unicorn

[@father3dollarbill]

Bertrude...hahahahahah

[@HeyIwasaValedictorian]

😂😂😂 Bertrude

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I also laughed out loud at this. If this is OG, then you officially are the current champ of deadnaming Bert.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

for real dude. absolutely correct

[@Fabian080690]

Bert's dad being Scientology's attorney makes SO MUCH sense

[@annemains4415]

AND the fact L Ron stuffed him is just *chefs kiss* on brand for Scientology

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Bert acts like l Ron made them poor. That's a lie, Bert's dad was loaded before and after that. Bert and his siblings went to a school that cost 18 grand each in the 80s. The guy was filthy rich growing up

[@faperito2389]

He never acted like that tho, u mad cuz he grew up rich?

[@gloverelaxis]

as in, that's why he grew up to be such a piece of shit?

[@timestampsometimes]

@@yehheapsmadaybut are you a scientologist how do you know this dirt

[@ClipsFromMaine]

Louis CK is freakin deep. I love his take on human existence… Also, Bert is 50 and thinks his 52 year old wife is farther through life than he is 😂

[@yeaaahbuddy1991]

Watching Louis talk with Bert and Theo is amazing

[@em0_tion]

His talk with Theo was the best pod I've seen in a year. 👌🤗

[@buttersstotch4956]

I know Tom is gonna die when he hears Louis call Bert R worded lmao

[@jellojoe00]

This is a month and a half ago.

[@dustynuts4sale]

@@jellojoe00 yeah, I'm always happy to see a fresh POD with anything CK in it, but Bert and YMH gang love to always have one "in the can" ready to go when they're too busy - which annoys me bc you're not fooling me you nitwits!!! 😊

[@HartJon282]

@@dustynuts4salehey're not trying to ya moron. It's called being consistent. How do you expect two hugely popular comedians in different states to consistently record, what, every Sunday? So you can have the episode Monday? You've got no idea how a lot of shit works I guess, huh?

[@heymimi1782]

​@@dustynuts4salethey pushed Louis' episode 2 months? lol

[@heymimi1782]

@@jellojoe00 that's not the point, let the dude have his comment. buzzkill

[@kreglfromworld]

If your dog and your cat would start a podcast, this is kinda what it would go like.

[@missjk00]

I hope Louie reads these comments.

[@Zooboomafoo87]

What an amazing analogy

[@jeremyschiesser7086]

Holy shit this is brilliant as I've just thought about it and Bert is totally a dumb ass but lovable dog with good energy and Louise's that adult cat that seen some shit and no longer takes any shit and applies sass around ever turn

[@tomlabooks3263]

This comment is gold

[@mikevandorst7144]

Hahahaha this is actually on point

[@sombojoe]

Never a time that I haven’t enjoyed listening to Louie speak. And I love the way he pays attention to other people and what they say.

[@WISHARTfilms]

That glance on Louis face at 1:10:50 crushed me. Him noticing that Bert *absolutely* missed the the powerful and beautiful life lesson that was shared so Louis starts panicsplaining the meaning of the story. So much tension. And then Bert asking "Have you seen the Morning Show with Jennifer Anniston?" Couldn't have been a better punchline.

[@jarnold1789]

I think you meant at roughly 1:11:35? But yeah I agree, good observation. It all goes over Bert’s head lol

[@randomthoughts23]

@@jarnold1789 I think he was time stamping it with relevance. Good to have both time stamps though. 20:42 is a fun time as well... lol Bart's gonna live forever as long as we keep dying.

[@jarnold1789]

@@randomthoughts23 True. Lol Brent is like a real life cartoon character. I’m amazed he has his life as put together as it is

[@frethero19]

The way Louis says "ok" after he laughs is so telling. Its 100% the tone you have when a toddler starts telling you something nonsensical. You cant tell them to shut the fuck up and that theyre being stupid bc that would crush them, you just have to tiredly go along with it.

[@silence7113]

Louis cripples Bert's life arc with like 3 logical questions 😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@mattlevine5662]

Why did I masturbate Where did I masturbate How did I masturbate

[@thecalmbro]

Yeah like, he's never even imagined or heard of the possibility of dying and having that just be it? Like who hasn't thought of that by the time they've become an adult let alone a 50 year old?

[@blablableep6811]

@@thecalmbro I'm sure the $$$$$$ helps most think they're above humanity

[@johnmachter40]

@@blablableep6811 true. especially him

[@ScottDJohnston]

"I used to play tennis with an old man... I can't remember his name... he was starting to get Alzheimer's" unintentional comedy gold from Bert.

[@brianswindall]

He had Alzheimer’s so he wasn’t very good at keeping score.

[@brendansheehy8124]

I feel like Blurt played him once for about 20 mins and every other word about it is bullshit

[@OscarOffTheCuff]

Nothing Bert says is funny

[@deanzirolli7826]

@@OscarOffTheCuff why u on his podcast channel then 😂 bum

[@CranyumHipHop]

Louis is such a wise great grandfather. Treating Bert like a lil boy

[@airboss8990]

I just cannot get over how good Louis has been on all of the podcasts hes been on lately. Love it

[@nullakjg767]

Why? He was literally the best comedian before left wing comics did everything they could to take him down out of jealousy. Its what we should have been experiencing the whole time but it was taken from us and we were stuck with nobodies like bert or ex-funny people who lost their touch like bill burr.

[@Gonlaren128]

A-fucking-men. Louis is the real goat

[@BuscatiJones]

@@nullakjg767 sure bud

[@FatdogBlues]

The Presidents series with MSSP was a perfect way to open his return to non performance appearances. Then he was everywhere promoting 4th of July, again for Bobby Kelly’s special, and now again for MSG. He said he’s taking a year off of standup, but I hope he does some casts during that time. It’s been great to have him back

[@TubaTones]

@@nullakjg767you are not the arbiter of comedy. Make sure to remember that. It’s ok that people like other comedians than you. Your view point, your absolutes about comedy, comedians HATE that. Louis even recently said that on a podcast. Open your mind, have some empathy and calm down. No need to go off on other people of KZbin comments feeds just to feel good about yourself. Go outside for a walk, far more rewarding and less stressful.

[@rvbball1]

Bert has a new and different ‘hardest I’ve ever laughed’ every single podcast.

[@ohhhimmmsoorrry]

Next, you'll be saying he embellishes stories.

[@krisdoke]

I have completely stopped watching the episodes with Bert in them.

[@rjvanetten3123]

@@krisdoke did you click on this video, press pause and then scroll comments?

[@krisdoke]

@RJ Van Etten pretty much If there is fun you stuff in the episode I'll try to find it. But I'm not sitting threw these anymore

[@SeeSawMassacre]

@@krisdoke Someone should edit out everything that isn't Louie and post it. I can't make it through this; it's disgusting.

[@tinomazon2172]

Louis is so patient. He sounds like he’s having a conversation with a 5 year old. Poor Tom.

[@drb2k580]

What a great podcast! You can tell that Louis has been humbled and appreciates everything that he has worked so hard for….and then there’s Bert.

[@davidpugh3411]

i love the idea of louis calming bert down from a potential freak out like bert is his child... extremely on brand for both of them.

[@Zimmar]

Louis did such a great job talking Bert down. Louis is just a brilliant guy.

[@ajones5683]

Both are in their wheelhouse 😅

[@c.white86]

Louis might be the best comedy podcast guest ever. He's been on an epic run lately, this past weekend, your mom's house, JRE and more. Every episode has been an absolute joy to listen too. I would love to see Louis start his own podcast one of these days

[@rum02]

He could do a paid subscription podcast and he'd get massive viewership

[@yumpie100]

him with Theo 🎉

[@MoosePuncher1993]

It feels like Louis is studying Burnt the entire time. I love it.

[@cactusjackhausen8508]

Good ol' Burnt

[@erdnasiul87]

Like spending time watching a dumb animal at a zoo

[@ManBroTheDude]

Should see him trying to figure out Theo Von lol.

[@harrywildegreer4039]

He didn't really have a choice, just had to listen to Burtn the whole time

[@dietergen]

1:05:58 the elegance with which Louis went over the fact that Bert asked why doesn't he live like a Viking and "SUCK, and fock..." is brilliant

[@sylvestercalzone1003]

Louie really showcases how much of a man child Bert is

[@Ryy_Ryy]

nobody does that better than Bert 😂

[@JakeKilka]

Exactly what I was thinking! "I don't think it's narcissistic... it's just retarded"

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Insane that they're only five years apart. Louie was more mature than Bert at 25 writing for Conan than Bert is now

[@gloverelaxis]

you're saying Bert's so stupid and horrible that someone who masturbated in front of women without their consent shows him up?

[@BryanSalyersXD]

If it wasn't already obvious, Louis drives it home, no doubt.

[@reecenorton5292]

The way Louis is around Burt is fascinating, it’s almost like he can understand what Burt’s saying

[@THEpopelonergan]

I love that Bert advertises ‘Better Help’ while looking like ‘Father in Distress Seeks Suicide-by-Cop’.

[@AB-yw2xc]

We've all been there

[@GlassDanimals]

You can tell how much I love Louis when I make myself stomach Bart talking for an hour and a half

[@phatbastardbeats]

100%

[@gbeach85]

Hahahahahaha Dude, I feel the same way. I even checked to see if Louis had a 2 Bears interview with just Tom. I was like, “Fuck it. I’ll suck it up.”

[@gavinjohnson1901]

Bert is so unbelievably stupid its really hard to listen sometimes

[@pinkpugginz]

bart does not. stop. talking. and interrupting

[@jotcw81]

*Bort

[@delta666SoT]

Louis' joy at hearing that L. Ron Hubbard didn't pay Bert's dad is priceless.

[@hollypeterson493]

I love Louis. His voice is amazing and the way his mind works is amazing and I love how he explains to Bert it’s okay to be normal and you feel more. ❤

[@gloverelaxis]

so do you just choose to forget what he did to those women or what

[@Luis-ng4fb]

@@gloverelaxis Maybe she just chose to watch a podcast of a comedian that she enjoys listening to.

[@mistyhughes898]

The genuine laugh on his face when Bert asks if he thinks he’s special 😂😂😂😂😂

[@didierchalhoub]

Louis has this stoic personality, ready to look death in the eye. Very soothing listening to him

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Bert's only saving grace here is that Louis has kids, so he is used to dealing with hyperactive pains in the ass.

[@DwarfDt]

Great observation 😆

[@nullakjg767]

No, its more that he needs to promote his new special since mainstream media considers louis to be cancer. Otherwise they would never be talking to each other lol.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Null, he has just done JRE, he doesn't "Need" Brett's audience, it's all crossover.

[@DwarfDt]

@@nullakjg767 another great piece of insight 👏

[@DwarfDt]

@null akjg I always like to try look things as a business. I only thought as far as he needs to promote something but didn't ponder why .

[@damnstrayte28]

I love Bert’s thought processes lol. I also love how he has to emphasize that his wife is 2 years older so they aren’t necessarily experiencing life together because she’s still older lmao

[@kforjustice2884]

He’s challenged

[@scottellison6682]

Lol he's so retarded sometimes, like when he says he's special i laughed so hard

[@pennybrewster1006]

Right? As of beets partying hasn’t aged him by a decade

[@DEFGHST]

7:09 😂

[@WideAwakeHuman]

She’s 2 yrs older but really 20yrs older because of Bert

[@circa11011]

Louis did a great job of Making sure Bart didn’t continuously dominate the conversation 👏🏼👏🏼

[@ConnorNolan]

Wow Bert and Louis are such an amazing combination. This was just beautiful to watch

[@rowdy1467]

I've missed Louis so much. Glad he's making the rounds out in the open again.

[@matthewperdun9312]

I have to agree his whole “controversy” was absolutely unfair, Louis is one of the GOATS

[@existenceisrelative]

@@matthewperdun9312 What do you mean? He enjoyed something which was sexual in nature, in a polite and considerate way, making sure to have the consent of everyone present. You can't just let people get away with that sort of thing.

[@curseoffenrir]

@@existenceisrelative Actual truth and I really appreciate that touch of sarcasm 😂

[@kels4650md]

1:03:19 Bert: “God, if I was half the comic you are…” Louis: “You’re very, very funny, Bert. You are.” Bert: “Thank you very much, Louis.” 🥺🥺🥺

[@DEFGHST]

❤ 9:48

[@steamboatbillywilly]

Love the face that Bert makes at 16:14 when he's reminded that David Goggins will also die

[@2ndmoon]

Every time Louis said "another one for you, you're not gonna die" I died laughing and I know Louis was holding in his laugh too lmao

[@greeneyedspick]

1:33:25 ... Bert giving Louis the feels to the point where he has to look down hit me. That was a beautiful moment. You can tell Louis can't handle those compliments too well he pivoted back so quick. That's love right there

[@AdamThoba2]

thats why he wacked the Opie and Anthony story to the side @ 1:03...he doesnt want to hear it and didnt care what made Kurt Laugf

[@MsIpodqwerty]

uh, hes picking his finger nail? lol

[@nelospectre]

Man I just love Louis so much. I will literally watch anything he does. So happy he has been doing the podcast rounds. Favorite comedian.

[@QualityQman]

He is the GOAT

[@Ramboskates85]

I love Louis bumming and scaring Bert about his certain death some day😂😂

[@RobertStacks]

Louis C.K: "She didn't have to be in the room, we coulda waited". He's learning.

[@preysidius190]

I know this is late but fucking lol

[@RobertStacks]

@@preysidius190 glad you appreciate it 😂

[@Erichpoethke]

I love Louis getting all existentially and scaring the shit out of Bert 😂😂😂

[@martinwalton9307]

Louis seems equally bemused & entertained by Bert's actual existance.

[@sophiecartman]

Like most of us then really 😅

[@narurumon1897]

Louis talking about life and death and trying to comfort Berts anxiety was so wholesome and insightful. I love Comedians who can make me laugh but also have a lot of interesting things to say

[@RICHARDGRANNON]

A conversation between 2 consciousnesses in different states of evolution 😂

[@razor123ramon]

Bert loving award shows but never been to one is a true Michael Scott moment: “I love inside jokes, I’d love to be apart of one some day”

[@Smiley-Coyote]

😂😂😂

[@antonio.derosas]

Louis is the coolest guy around. Just great vibes, introspection and altruism. A true Renaissance man. Love the man🇦🇺🦘

[@McShag420]

"She had a haircut that looked like she knew how to read." Sometimes it's the jokes that aren't really jokes and nobody laughs at that are truly the funniest. Thank you Bert, for your eternal wisdom.

[@Lee-me4rs]

Along with the image search was hilarious

[@MGSfanlan]

36:45

[@s3rj81]

16:02 How Louis demolished Davig Goggins achievements made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@samsepoil2111]

Look at the absolute joy in Louis's face at 1:14:19 when he just made Burt laugh

[@felixpena4138]

The best example you'll ever see of 2 guys who see the world / life in two totally completely different ways.

[@greyforge27]

Them talking about how "stadium moments" don't stay with you permanently but everyday things remain emotionally accessible and meaningful is really something. It's kind of a mission statement, it reminds me a lot of the over-all theme of the show Louie

[@RazvanCosti]

As this evolved it became actually sort of calming, therapeutic and serene. Louis has gone through hell and lost pretty much everything and has many lessons to teach for whoever wants to hear them

[@rawpower12xu]

25:56 “For a guy who’s afraid of death, you’re just running towards it” 😂😂

[@DC_92]

Bless Louis. He handled Bert well. 😊

[@nullakjg767]

Well yeah, louis ck is professional guest and has a lot of expereince with hosting REAL shows too. Theres a HUGE difference between little people like bert who just do podcasts out of their basement, and people like louis ck who have been on countless late night shows and actually understand the format and what made it work for half a century.

[@Buelr]

Not to mention Louis is funny, that plays a huge role… being funny

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

@@Buelr don't forget smart and funny

[@jameswatkins656]

Louie is such a chill dude. It's nice to hear him talk lol

[@name1of3]

I adore learning more about Bert and Louis. I adore seeing humility, honesty, kindness, and respect. Their energy is so gentle and pleasant. They are blessings to the comedy community. Cheers!!

[@lukecasio9810]

Louie is the only comic who's specials I still get excited for/watch

[@eyeTHC]

Yep. They’re always actually special to me

[@styzer]

This is what made me love Louis fromthe jump. Hes so honest about death and life

[@feralbirdie7352]

And about wanting to jerk off in front of his peers

[@styzer]

@@feralbirdie7352 Pretty much a realist on all fronts

[@JotaShank]

Yeah he's truly a modern Philosopher.

[@johng9393]

yeah yeah yeah don’t confuse sharp intellect and verbal judo with WISDOM

[@ANTIStraussian]

​@@johng9393relax Jesus freak

[@justinpruett5590]

The fact that Louis said "Well she didn't have to be in the room, we could have waited" 💀🤣

[@mudpuppin3tt3s]

Time stamp?

[@RussellGilder]

41:25

[@deedeeandfamily8678]

Louis must be protected by all costs. Man is an absolute legend.

[@whoisharo4689]

YES!!

[@deedeeandfamily8678]

@@whoisharo4689 ❤️❤️❤️

[@xaviergamez5620]

The way Louis just looks at the TicTac pack starts observing it. I’m fascinated by his mind.

[@andybaldman]

You can be the same way. Be more curious about everything..

[@tomkelly818]

Does anyone else notice Louie is about the only person Bart can pull himself out of a rant spiral for?

[@slangsd]

Louis has a calming demeanor and responds to Bert in a validating manner

[@matthewgierula5674]

Bert saying Leanne ruining Wonder Woman for him had me rolling laughing.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

I love that old grandpa Louis is the best version of Louis.

[@benbudd1376]

This was really good, I think the world needs a lot more Louis C.k. in it! He's always been one of my favorites and it was great to hear him and Bert, the duo we didn't know we needed!

[@salmanmazumder6148]

I really want to see Louis on We might be drunk, now. Just the idea of him riffing jokes with Mark and Sam sounds like a treat.

[@phatbastardbeats]

I'm surprised he hasn't yet since he and Joe List are so close and Joe is best friends with those guys. Got to happen eventually 🤞

[@TheVickster321]

I’m obsessed with Louis. I adore seeing him on all these podcasts, he is amazing and vibes with everyone!!

[@nimblybimbly4002]

The hardest I ever laughed was at Louis' bit about getting high after a gig, having to leave, and looking around in his car while he's driving down the road. I'll never forget the first time I heard it.

[@Ztertis]

Lol Same 😂 " I'M LEAAVING!!!!"

[@izzyfox7575]

"Goodbye?? That's a nightmare!" I like when he says that it's now an *ordeal*. Best bit ever!

[@stevenclark1662]

The air is hitting my arm weirdly, and they can tell. God I don't miss that creeping paranoia

[@ferise1]

There’s a whole spectrum of responsibility l need to take part in

[@savvytries]

Louis is becoming a humble father. thanks

[@mcooper7743]

Hey Two Bears crew, if I wanted to watch Bertcast I would subscribe to Bertcast.

[@rapfreak7797]

Uh hundred percent!

[@tomfurlong5384]

Bert had no idea why Louis laughed out loud when he asked him if he’d watched the morning show 😂😂

[@bg2362]

Why did he laugh? I’m lost. lol😂

[@hairbruh4915]

@@bg2362 Because Louis just elegantly explained his journey as a successful comedian finally being able to feel what its like to be the spectator at madison square guarden, a good interviewer would keep this thread going and keep asking questions about that. Bert however, like a child, decides to disregard of that and ask about some tv show.

[@bg2362]

@@hairbruh4915 lol thanks, I’m so used to watching his chaotic ways that stuff like this no longer phases me. 😂

[@mrdavid100100]

Bert: I'm so tired of having to carry this guy. Also Bert: 10 min into the show.. I'm having a panmic attack😂