5 Reasons I'm scared to Date Asian women

Comedian Josh pray continues his series of 5 reasons. Enjoy!

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[@rubengoodliff5979]

Josh Pray 😂😂😂This video funny

[@rubengoodliff5979]

Josh Pray 😂😂😂

[@rileyen4608]

Josh Pray I am married to an Asian woman. She is wonderful. She is my queen. Also, my Asian lady calls me a lion. She likes my big size. 290lbs 6’6” also, sex drives match.

[@rurikvolkov2810]

You need to do gingers

[@timothymccormick3032]

Wv women Josh we are our own race/culture

[@originalchinaman2678]

Asian father in law : what you do You : I am an comedian . Asian father in law : is this one of your joke?

[@nobaso620]

Lol

[@soratoninx]

Nice one :))

[@hubervent8447]

I dead lol 😂💀😹

[@yeung8718]

Damnnn dawggg

[@supersweet69]

Reason 1: Asian girls don't like 240p men

[@malcolmandrews2779]

True

[@koscheii101]

buy this dude a camera then if it bothers you!

[@ezioplaysmc1232]

We here for josh not the quality of the camera

[@pim782]

lol

[@ee4142]

They won't see it😂😂

[@rurikvolkov2810]

I dated an Asian girl and her dad asked who I was what I do so I had printed a picture of how my bank balance and how I would be going for money and looks at me says hello son

[@tammenjnobaptiste]

😂

[@yeung8718]

😂😂😂😂😂 that's hot.

[@Lupo32]

When Asians get mad they Turn into dragons and shoot purple flames

[@northsidebtown7012]

American draggon duh duh duh

[@d-day7567]

daniel spell just nuke em

[@NQuiz52]

FACTS!!!! I call it the Bruce Lee Volcano! She could be 4'11 but when she's angry it feels like she is 10 Feet Tall!

[@johnchase4408]

Out their Coochie.

[@pim782]

I wish 😂

[@PineapplesPerhaps]

From zero to *_Genghis Khan_*

[@RGD1982]

I'm married to a Korean woman and I approve this message

[@ghostakita5438]

GUNS GUNS 🤣🤣🤣

[@thienphucn1]

Get A in math. That's how you impress her dad>

[@johnwayne9000]

Thiên Phúc Nguyễn Đình Asain dad : just an A ?!? , what are you an idiot you must have AT LEAST am A++++ to even look at my daughter

[@N4FZGoldNIAMAWESOME]

volk dukh an*

[@BeerBreath702]

Lol

[@kenneth9249]

Psh A's are bare minimum to even know her

[@HisMiraclesHappening]

Thiên Phúc Nguyễn Đình Yea, I don’t think an A was good enough for my Chinese Course Mate in College. She balked at my 4.0 deans list ranking 2 years in a row. She said, “Why you don’t have a 4.5 like me?” I said I don’t know, I guess I don’t care that much! I loved the girl! She speaks and writes in 4 languages. She put my 4.0 and English and 3 semesters of Spanish to shame. 😂

[@SoloPapi]

Lol they expect you to be alive as long as they're living and if they die before you they'll come back to make sure you're not fat lmaaao what.

[@jarikjayhil]

I'm Filipino American, and I have mostly dated Asians, most recently a Korean national. But I gotta say, this hit way too close to home.

[@rocksteady8410]

As a brotha I love Asian women but your telling the truth lol

[@mikhailsilaev9311]

Josh: "Asian women have a high sex drive" Japan: *internal screaming

[@demonseed19]

Daughters mom is Korean... I agree with all of these! That sex drive is insane... She wanted it like 4 times a day lol.

[@killersushi99]

*I've been married to my wife from Japan for 23 years. She's pretty much as described in this video. 1 thing I'd like to add is fearless. We heard a noise at night my wife jumped out the bed like a special ops soldier running through the house like she wanted to collect some ears on a necklace like the viet kong. I barely got my eyes open before she came back and said Ah it was nothing.*

[@hagumimanaeric7071]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@culea0alex]

Dude, lol

[@mfk190]

Hahaha..asian here...the health , weight and dad talk is correct...

[@TWWOD]

MF K what u think about it?

[@carljansevanrensburg2440]

My wife is Chinese, and the part about dads are 200% correct, at least with my dad-in-law. Love your videos.

[@ajisroadtrippin5505]

I can’t wait to see you on the big stage! You killed this one!

[@chazpeyton4759]

I love this dude! I literally just got off the phone with a friend that said keep em coming bro. His whole shop were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe. God bless ya brother!

[@Gingernaut7]

From a white guy with a filipina fiance I can tell you this is 100% on point. I legitimately believe you've been with an Asian girl.

[@drleo6409]

Good God it says your post was 3 years ago. I have been married to one for 20 years. Over 60 and still alive. Best wishes

[@dwaynelowery5808]

Love it. So much truth! Wht subber. Since high school, tried to tell similiar things. Love it !

[@adallen3]

How have I not heard of you before...keep'em coming...

[@MrFath-gg8oj]

Bill Gates or building gates. Classic.

[@Mojoman57]

To me, comedy about race is some of the funniest material a comedian can do and you do it great. If a person can't laugh about themselves they're hopeless.

[@phillipcooper3209]

I have a wonderful Filipino wife! She is small and cute. However, if you piss her off the evil troll doll comes out! I have never found any enemy to be as scary! LOL pretty much everything you said was correct LOL and I am as happy as can be! We are older and the kids are grown and gone. I own my own business so her father loves me LOL when I got sick, she took such fantastic care of me. Her loyalty and dedication to our lives together has never been matched by any other woman I've ever dated. I would not trade her for anything or anyone. Once you go Asian...lol

[@unknogne]

In my opinion, asian girls are the cutest girls out there, I ain't gonna lie.

[@JaKingScomez]

Then you ain't ever seen a fine ass Mexican

[@chernobylresident7436]

I agree

[@cika299]

MAD Facts

[@alexosow]

@@JaKingScomez No

[@Pharomid]

@@JaKingScomez latinas r thicc

[@jefffeudner408]

Damn bro. You nailed this

[@TijanaBano]

Dude. You had me at dimple chin!! 😂😂😂

[@rednexicanusmc5884]

Josh I know what you are saying. My wife is from the Philippines and she is bat shit crazy. I have to sleep with one eye open. Very territorial. Marked her territory around the house.

[@carolinesergon347]

Lol. Watch out Ed🤣🤣

[@BD091959]

Lol! Sucker

[@momouwu1937]

As an Asian girl, I hardly find any of these relateable with me though when I think about it, it seems to be partially true.

[@jklmn101]

Married to a Thai. She's definitely more fit than me and ALWAYS concerned about my health and bad habits. The part about the arguing is definitely true. Sweeter than candy most of the time, but I remember one really simple request that set her off. I asked her to please talk to me a little more when she and her friends went way deep into their conversations since I wasn't good enough with her language to always keep up. She said "what do you want me to do, kill myself now?" Considering we were on an apartment balcony 6 stories up and she was holding a knife I got really chill and compliant.

[@Perculations]

Damn, you still alive boss?

[@jklmn101]

@@Perculations Yes, yes I did. I've come out 12 years later with her and a beautiful stepdaughter both here in the USA and still getting served the hottest damn Issan food you can find in the Birmingham AL area.

[@Perculations]

@@jklmn101 good to hear man 😁

[@jaywalt8418]

Lmaoooo! Jus showed my girl this..she’s Vietnamese lol

[@timwylie765]

Josh, hit me up with some Irish/Scottish top 5's please! Thank you brother.

[@jezey77]

not all asian woman dont like to date black men, its depending on how you approach to have a date with them.

[@N4FZGoldNIAMAWESOME]

Jasmine Dev do Asian women like biracial / white + black guys?

[@casof97]

Y'all like Hispanics ?

[@JaKingScomez]

@@casof97 hell yeah who doesn't like a fine ass Mexicans. Plus they cook good af I ain't ever met a Mexican woman who doesn't love cooking. All the Mexicans I know get sad without cooking.

[@joayeo_]

Tbh hot black guy with a good personality is one of my ideal type. i mean i would date any race based on their looks and personality (like every girls does)

[@yeung8718]

I love this. SO MUCH. I'm asian and he's hilarious when stating the facts 😂😂

[@michaelgeinopolos6911]

Bro your videos are so funny 😂😂😂😭

[@annale4730]

uhhh I've never talked to a bf's mom like that in my life. None of my Asian friends (Viet, chinese, laotion, hmong, cambodian, tawiwanese) have talked to someone's mom that way. Besides being educated and being successful, the only other explicitly taught value is respecting elders and not talking back. You are true about Asian dad's though lol. No one can impress Asian dads, how do you think their children feel lol. My dad is Viet/Chinese, and I will always be doing something wrong in his eyes hah

[@sithpurebloodqueen4812]

Anna Le my dad left when I was 8 so I never really had a Dad so I lived with mother and I went through a Goth stage [ yep I scared every Boy and girl 😂 ] I was respected and feared all the Guys were scared of me and I walked to a Kid who was a lone [ he was a Little Boy he was a Irish Boy too] he whimpered when he seen me. I told him not to fear me cause I won't hurt you. He looked around and was scared more cause I also seen kids covering their faces cause they don't want to see a fight. I sit next to him and he was shaking so I grabbed a hold of him and held him close and he calmed down and he made purring noises for some reason.

[@vdonnn]

Laotian

[@MrSanteeclaus]

Anna Le this is a parody- don’t take it serious. And from being married to a Thai... he is about half right

[@charlesholt6664]

I know I am spelling this wrong. Buy, cemia humcoi.

[@jeremiah8716]

Anna Le I just met this Asian girl but I’ve never really dated an Asian chick before. How should I go about pursuing her to be my girl? Please help 😩 she could be the love of life lol

[@SFsc616171]

Dear Josh, 3 years in Southeast Asia ... had fiance until UNCLE SAM said no. you hit every reason on point!!

[@ElectricEric]

I am married to a Filipino woman...this is all true...

[@ltcajh]

Thanks for the head's up!

[@andrewstechlessons]

Do one on Italians! Most of my moms side is either Italian or German. It'd be interisting to see what you could find

[@LittleWing1985]

Id love to see that! The women are feisty in both cultures. I'm a little more than half German and my cousins is part German and part Italian. We're both feisty as hell!

[@Phoenixspin]

I am willing to take on all of those challenges.

[@TheBluebird28]

I'm having a hard time deciding if I should date Asian or Mexican but I think I'm going to go for Asian

[@nashkobayashi6832]

Subscribed! So true, which is why we call them "Dragon ladies!"

[@gryphonsong4082]

I’m only 1/4 Korean, and I can tell you that some of this is true for me. If you can convince my parents (especially my mother, she has the 1/2 Korean) that you are more than capable of taking care of me and any future children we might have together well, then that is a BIG plus for me. Health is 50/50. I am concerned, and attempting to get back down to 170, but a pizza every once in a while isn’t going to hurt anyone. I’m VERY curvy, so a little fat isn’t a deal-breaker. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy muscles on a man, but I prefer brains over brawn if I had to pick one over the other. At least with brains we stay away from trouble.

[@nope3352]

I'm a Greek Canadian, can you do a video on Canadians and another on Greeks?

[@angelakoch6753]

You need your own show!!! your videos are hilarious

[@ambermattie833]

Love love love it!

[@lisalentile177]

Asian ppl are cool always polite the never start trouble or go to jail and they are a reliable friend

[@dominicracca6955]

Im half Italian and Irish! GO for that one!! Either one!

[@westgate5449]

Amazing energy

[@malataur]

Have you done one of these on German girls yet? That one pretty much writes itself!

[@LittleWing1985]

Yesss please do! I'm half German so I would almost pay to see that.

[@LittleWing1985]

One of Scandinavian women would be sweet to do. My mom's side is mostly Swedish. I'd like to know your thoughts on women who descended from the vikings.

[@anti-socialmedia8195]

Dude, thank you for making these videos. You are truly funny. And given how messed up my deal is, I can always use a laugh. So thank you again and please keep em rolling...😜

[@GMAJORTUNING1]

“””” BRUH!!! I died laughing bro.!””””””🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

[@d-day7567]

The first one is basically a yandere

[@JennaM161]

You should do one about Canadian women 😀

[@ssocar96]

We need a mini series on Cubans. XD

[@col.cottonhill6655]

You need a Filipina they are usually the sweetest.

[@JohnSmith-ty7zq]

Col. Cotton Hill Didn't you kill fitty men?

[@col.cottonhill6655]

John Smith Yes i did son. and lost 2 shins

[@echa_caldo]

Col. Cotton Hill plus they heavy and don't mind eating they can destroy food like a scavenger

[@ltcajh]

Ah, nope! They used to work for me!

[@ajdaniel123]

They’re the most insane

[@DouEditz]

Haha blood pressure spot on they are the sweetest usually

[@thewhynaut5070]

Asian and African-American cultures are pretty repellent of each other. Reserved and traditional, vs overt and bohemian.

[@jhimpcaca5718]

I agree with the territorial part...I worry if he's a player. Can also be me being an insecure person.

[@drneil55859]

This is so true!

[@ms.anonymousinformer242]

LOL , I'm only part Japanese, but can relate to a lot of these (tiny,athletic,ready to fight, territorial,etc... LOL ) as the woman in the relationship.

[@MikinessAnalog]

As a Japanese female from Fukuoka Kyushu, I can tell you the worst enemy to Japanese women are other Japanese women. Also, you are the security so your health is our security LOL You forgot #6 : We love to take photos of our food (in my opinion to show others we eat healthier than you) LOL

[@englishroberts7419]

I love every Spongebob reference

[@dmbrachydios]

"From 0 to Genghis Kahn" lol I'm weak XD

[@Monkie_.]

3:15 but everyone’s bigger than Kevin Hart 😂😂😂

[@tracyann4660]

I'm kinda Asian and this is hilarious😂😂

[@dermotmcdermott6890]

Crazy Tracy lol no offense but what is kinda Asian

[@kalebsok2947]

Dermot McDermott mix?

[@dermotmcdermott6890]

Kaleb Sok it makes as much sense as me saying I'm kindof Caucasian.

[@unicornbunny6190]

Crazy Tracy : Kinna Asian mean diluted.. less than 1/2 Asian. And also fully assimilated to western culture.

[@ushiookazaki3728]

this was the truest video ive watched

[@Kyleking444]

The first two are true because once she likes you there's no way of getting out

[@melanier7309]

Date an Asian-Caribbean woman. Especially, one from Jamaica. 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

[@caleb4369]

now this, this is content, fucking great content

[@pukulin7383]

I love you😍😍😍i'm 21korean girl i like how you talk although i cant understand...i long for western people's way of thinking campared to asian guy! you guys so looks charming and exotic to me😆😄

[@williamearly6526]

You kill me dude I laughed so hard

[@culea0alex]

"You're ether Bill Gates, or you're building gates", lol

[@maddbutcher666]

I want that! tell the other women im related to their place!

[@dedygeppetto8389]

100% correct......

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Yes speaks truth..very territorial. You will eat and do as they say.

[@user-dd3ph2kw2z]

are you doing a stand up ?

[@benedwards4466]

I have a Filipina wife you're right she is territorial but about the fitness she don't want me to work out she likes me bigger because I'm cuddlier her words but she's very laid-back

[@pleaseshutup7053]

Filipinos are closer to black then Asian lol

[@NunYaO]

you ain't done a Gealic....and I'm a little drunk, in TEVAS

[@fatousaho1776]

Can you do an 5 reasons You don't date African women

[@kingtwonii5397]

Dexter White 😂😂W

[@jaywalt8418]

African..or African American/black? Either way I know it’ll be sum funny shit lol

[@col.cottonhill6655]

Black guys prefer large white chicks over other black chicks.

[@col.cottonhill6655]

Jason Walton Nope im white and date an asian girl lol.

[@jaywalt8418]

Col. Cotton Hill Lol “high five” me too

[@hoanpham2757]

Agree❤️ I am one of those. Not really...

[@Californiansurfer]

Amen, brother

[@SAMack-xd2fn]

All facts!

[@donnahansen1204]

Danish Let me have it bro Look up the Danes and plz make a video yer awesome fantastic

[@frankrobinsjr.1719]

Endurance runner so I had the stamina to keep up with the Asian chicks while living in Japan. When we finally fought, I told her I would be ready for the fight in twenty minutes to just think about it for a moment. Twenty minutes later, I had her bags outside the door and told her to go ahead and fight.

[@britneymafnas5951]

Josh how about one for Pacific Islanders?

[@JoshPray]

Britney Mafnas I need details don't know if I've ever dated one

[@britneymafnas5951]

There are Polynesians, Micronesians, Melanesians. Like Hawaiians, Samoans, Guamanians (Chamorros), etc

[@JoshPray]

Britney Mafnas I got ya Thursday

[@lisalentile177]

he is right I have Asian friends they are territorial

[@Andulvar]

I don't know about that, my ex's father's family adopted me into their family.

[@MyHellaKitty]

They are also very very frugal. Maybe that is the Asian moms. They do believe in not wasting anything. They also expect you to buy them a gift. My ex said he was really into Asian woman. He said they can be spoiled and expect you to spend money on them. I don't know if that is a common experience for other guys. That's what he shared with me.

[@hoanpham2757]

Miss Katness he is correct

[@francescakray233]

Asian Women and this is the truth, are the most beautiful Women. Highly intelligent. A well mannered. Most, my black friends agree with me.

[@ciclallisilva7123]

That is so true😂🤣my bro wife does all that😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@leysantosaa5605]

im filipina american and i ws lol while watchin the vid

[@SageIceDragonX]

This is pretty much my mom. I turned out completely opposite from her as a result.

[@dermotmcdermott6890]

Ice Dragon for now lol

[@JCElzinga]

sped it up to 2x... my brain exploded.

[@Annthole66]

Please do Italian women. Yep i am Italian...

[@lauriek3260]

This made me laughed too much that I fell DOWN

[@veecagula6640]

So entertaining lmao!!! :-)

[@nolanolivier6791]

My wife is Chinese/Malay. She works like a demon but she eats like one too, and she refuses to workout. Her dad is successful, but so is my dad so they get along fine; he's a muslim but he's somehow fine with my ink. My wife doesn't like the guy though, so it doesn't matter much to me. She likes the fact that, unlike most asian men (I'm only half asian), I don't have to keep tabs on her all the time. She'll go from zero to 50 megatonnes in .5 seconds if another woman looks at me, though. She says I'm completely blind to it; I'm not, I just learned it's the best way to not get vocally ripped to shreds in public by a tiny woman half my size. She'll rip into my dad when he says any of that old-school racist, mysogynist bullshit; she gets on like a house on fire with my mom, though. My biggest source of fear is that she doesn't seem to have any fear. If you piss her off, she'll let you know quicksmart.

[@pandanprincess]

Wait until she is a mother. My mother is Chinese Malay as well, and she will literally FIGHT anything that would even have the possibility of harming me. She literally slapped a guy working in a haunted house because he scared me! And then she cussed out the poor receptionist at my school when she thought a teacher was being unfair to me until he had to formally apologize to me. But she is loyal and loving, the best momma in the world ❤️

[@JaKingScomez]

@@pandanprincess bro that's nothing compared to a Mexican mom they would rip you to shreds.

[@kevinl6231]

The only condition that my father had for my mother before getting married: dont ever humiliate me in public. My mother: lay a hand on me and Im gone. Worked well till they died.

[@StarboyXL9]

A woman that does not submit to her husband is not a woman at all.

[@rexfellis]

@@StarboyXL9 I'm guessing you don't have a woman...at all.