5 People to never fight

Comedian Josh Pray gives you his top 5 people to avoid in a fist fight

[@MThrow]

Don't fight an old vet that survived combat, because they did whatever it took to LIVE.

[@TrikeRoadPoet]

We remember those lessons...forever. We've slowed down a bit as we grow older, but we can do the necessary to the unexpecting to rectify the unfortunate situation they created!

[@PotatocannonLol]

I think the idea here is someone you wouldn't expect. I mean buddy in jewels I'ma back up to wall while ribbing, all it takes is one punch either your hit and done or they hit the wall and they are done.

[@ritainez10]

Yep. Don't mess with an old man in a profession where men typically die young.

[@raymondking214]

And the quiet ones are the worst.....

[@famine500]

When you realize the old guy with the Vietnam vet hat on is more bad ass than you will ever be

[@randy-tzu1624]

Never fight someone who is smiling about the fight.

[@SchMasHed]

Jerky, it dont stop people though, they take it like you are laughing at them when really you just waiting for dude to cross the line. I dont like violence but i love thumping on people that deserve it. To be fair i will try to avoid it but when i know its coming and they start psychin themselves up to swing i get this giddy feeling, its like flipping a switch and you just know any second its gonna be time to bang. And you can feel good about it too cuz you tried to avoid it and they are too caught up being macho or whatever to realise why that might be.

[@josephleece682]

I smile when people talk reckless. The its my way of telling them "I dare you"

[@johnnyrabbitslaughing5761]

Never fight someone who smiles and begs you to hit them. If usually means they enjoy pain and will not stop.

[@masaallen1009]

SchMasHed better than sex.

[@tek512]

+SchMasHed You don't love thumping shit, boy. The fact that you feel the need to come boast about shit on the internet is a good red flag that you've never even been in a fight, let alone won one.

[@ronwest7930]

Farmers, whatever color they are.People who pick up bales of hay with one hand. their wives also.

[@jasonswiatkowski9127]

Ron West Amen! Farmers eat pain for breakfast at 5am. Every day, rain or shine. Sick or healthy.

[@hellavadeal]

You met my wifes dad?

[@heidimarchant5438]

Ron West That's funny, my husband's a farmer and I've been in the ranching industry my whole life, tossing bales in the dead August heat sucks but it does make you stronger than you realize.

[@BobPapadopoulos]

Farmer here, can confirm. They also typically have the tools to bury someone quick and deep.

[@RedRedux]

Bob Papadopoulos straight into the manure pile ;) shhhhhhh

[@edwardsvapereviews8261]

Number 6 would be that one cat sittin in a corner at the club quite as hell sippin a soda and scopin the whole damn place out.

[@bayoustormryder3823]

Don't want to fight someone who has that 1000 yard stare

[@jacksmith4460]

yeh if he looking through you....he going through you

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

Don't fight a really small person. Most of the time you'd be okay, but then you meet that one guy who because he's small has spent half his life learning how to fight and wants to escalate the fight beyond where you are willing to take it. Don't fight someone who, the closer the fight gets to starting, the happier he seems. If his face lights up when it looks like he might get in a fight and by the time the first punch/kick is about to be thrown he is positively beaming with joy, you could be in trouble. Don't fight someone who looks up and down the street just before the fight starts and when you ask why he says, "I'm just making sure there aren't any cops around."

[@racheldoss4985]

Audie Murphy was a small dude, and the most decorated soldier of WWII

[@johnwilburn]

Don't fight a person with cauliflower ears.... just don't.

[@jaywalt8418]

Amen to that bro lol

[@oxyrisin]

Ha! I learned this the hard way. Very hard way!

[@pinam27]

That man will tie you up on the ground!

[@SuperSuperman1976]

Good call!

[@FishTheJim]

If you ever run into such a fight break their nose as fast as you can. Nothing undermines an opponent faster then a broken nose.

[@scottlacy9855]

My number one would be dont fight a naked dude

[@dynamicworlds1]

Trollface Killa PCP 'nuff said

[@schnozberries98]

You ever see that one video where this naked guy on bath salts escaped from like 5 cops somehow LOL

[@bernred4272]

Yea, cause you can accidentally touch his dong n that will be gay as fuck

[@albinorhino8732]

It's not fun!! I don't recommend it if you can avoid it!

[@miltonaliff3316]

That’s funny,

[@Papawill13]

#6 The person who says nothing for minutes but just stares at you after you just hit him as hard as you can.

[@zacharyvanoostenrijk93]

You forgetting the quiet person at the club

[@davej.1762]

No you don't fight any quiet person doesn't matter if they're at the club or not. They're quiet for a reason cuz they wish somebody would. You do not want to disturb them. If you do well that's on you LOL

[@FallenRisingAngel]

When all hell brakes lose and you see the crazy ass smile. Run the other way that fool is dangerous .

[@Ace2014Ace]

so you met my family. it's instinct not on purpose. and those kinda situations are just fun. also you should fight us. because having fun in a fight is contagious if you aren't a pacifist and are just a normal guy.

[@davidbarnett342]

That be me. Cant help it I avoid fights but I love them to.

[@christopherbozinovich6712]

I go straight to laughing. When your bloodline is made up of psychopaths, criminally insane, blood thirsty but jobs laughing at someone that wants to talk shit comes natural. Then simply grab their head and smash it. Don't mess with a generation that needs medication 😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣😈😈😈

[@terencewoods3996]

Never fight the guy who looks at you, smiles, and says " I didn't come here looking for a fight.".

[@jacksnedden8161]

Green means go, Yellow means go faster!!

[@jacksnedden8161]

Donald Piniach So true, I totally forgot my basic principles of relativity and flat and curved space time continuum’s...good point!

[@brzrkr2229]

Jack Snedden It reminds me of the scene in The Departed where they run the red light and Mr French says “Buh bye” 😆

[@ronmerkus5941]

Star man!!! Love that movie

[@SinginHigh]

RED means floor it!!

[@SinginHigh]

RED means Floor It!

[@neilparmar5705]

Don't ever fight an ugly guy, because they've got nothing to lose.

[@yourseatatthetable]

Two things my granddad always told me: Never fight a hillbilly because it's NEVER just one hillbilly. They gonna call up second, third, and tenth cousins, once removed. They gonna call up crazy uncles and one-eyed, snake toting crazies from backcountry places nobody's heard up. Just don't fight a hillbilly, especially one's confusing their pet pig as a dog. Two: Never fight someone who's already crying before the fight's started. I mean, really crying. That soul deep sort of crying that's really a warning sign that they're already feeling horrible for all the pain, suffering, and shame they gonna unload on you. They're crying because they know they going to do things that most likely, will end up sending them to prision and they fine with it.

[@car1333]

Im a hillbilly i dont need no one to fight 4 me thay just wont c someone get a ass beat

[@daniellelittrell8692]

Calm crying hand shaking not good for anyone.

[@FedUpAmerican01]

Never fight an Asian person that calmly says, “fighting would be very inconvenient”. Just sayin

[@theclimbto1]

Oh damn... you ran into that guy as well? Guess we learned.

[@ovni2295]

The only people who can get away with fighting those guys are those people who are strong, calm, and disciplined...so usually either military or another Asian or anybody who's been pushed into tranquil fury territory.

[@manictiger]

As an Asian, the only person that I'm actually concerned about is the occasional old man that can't tell the difference between me and a VC (Vietcong). Other than that, ahem, fighting would be very inconvenient...

[@tricky2055]

manictiger Dude don’t worry, as a white guy we all just assume you are all black belts or Kung fu experts just waiting for one of our dumb asses to start something. In middle school there was this skinny little Asian kid (Korean) named Ian Kim. I knew Ian because we were in the gifted program together. Smart as hell, a little bit nerdy, but a nice guy. He and I always got along but we’re not going to hang out after school. In 8th gym one day a huge kid who went through puberty in 3rd trade started picking on Ian. This guy was known as a bully, but he never focused in Ian before. We had just dressed out for gym and were all going down this large stairwell. We he bully was behind and and he started shoving him and almost made him fall down the stairs. To everyone watching‘ shutter astonishment Ian did some sort of jumping spin kick (starting two stairs below the guy). Kicked the dude in the jaw and utterly laid his ass out. We were all like ohhhh damn!!! Ian later became valedictorian of our senior class and gave one of the best graduation speeches I’ve ever heard. That was the last time I saw him.

[@manictiger]

@Tricky205 Sounds like a flying reverse round house.

[@poplick65]

Or a built guy that never looks for a fight.

[@brzrkr2229]

dustin That would describe me. I hate fighting. Went into berserk mode once butt naked and when I came out of it, other guys were laughing at my *coughing* small parts.

[@jimmydavis1151]

Another one is someone who never talks lol

[@CorvusEndgame]

"He got the R Kelly 2001 Feelin' on yo' booty earings in his ear" LMAO

[@huntwithme3780]

Never fight a Native American with a knife on on his side

[@randybowman2564]

Lol always carry 2 or 3

[@jakereid911]

Or a cowboy with a blade on his hip🐺

[@PotatocannonLol]

Natives typically have iron clad jaws, I don't know why but they do. Don't know how many times before a game against the res boys 5 guys that where fine in the morning, suddenly got the native flu before the game. If you can't take a hit why do you play hockey/lacrosse/rugby/football, there is wisdom in the statement "learn to fall".

[@chuckd.7048]

My grandpa told me, never gamble with a man named after a state, "Utah Bill",etc.,never fight a man that smiles, never date a woman with a tattoo of a dager. Smart man.

[@johnwilburn]

Don't fight a dude with a belt heavy enough to tow a car.... there's a reason.

[@CryssLuvsMuzik]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigdogbrown8106]

Never fight a drummer in a band or a roofer!!!

[@jameswalt6514]

Don't fight the dude with his hand loose and hovering by his appendix while he's backing up cautious and saying "Everyone just calm down, we can all still walk away from this at this point". That's gonna be the last mistake if you don't stop.

[@percy1352]

Or if they got one hand open and out nd the thumb of their other hand under the bottom edge of their shirt for those who don't appendix carry

[@zacharylicata679]

And have the weak hand extended in a pushing motion while slightly crouched standing on the balls of his feet He been trained and he is packing and not about to box you

[@percy1352]

@@zacharylicata679 you got it man 👍

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

James Walt only pussies draw a gun in a 1v1 fist fight though, just saying. Takes a real man to throw the gun in the bush and sort it out

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

Skyler Drabing i didnt say a stranger.

[@grayblackhelm6468]

Caucasian. Can confirm #4. Road rage is NO joke.

[@grayblackhelm6468]

Will Ross No joke.

[@christopherstark2474]

When i was locked up fight the loud mouth but NEVER fight the quiet dude leaning against the wall

[@90mi89]

You forgot a farm hand who just had a hard day XD.

[@sickpat7197]

"Yellow is like light green to white folks..." LMFAO

[@todosassd1855]

Sick Pat I just got a ticket for doing that twice in a row on highway overpass!! Didn't see the cop car till too late! 😌

[@blisterbill8477]

Yep. Funny

[@silentinvestor]

Never fight someone with a 17 inch+ neck

[@aaronlovell6026]

Number 6, a guy like me. Never fight a guy who has been married to the same woman for 30 years. We've been taught to never hit a woman, I never have and never will. But a woman in your ear every day. Always letting you know how you have failed them, builds up. Now I go out with my wife hoping someone acts the fool so I can beat them to death. But no one ever does. I guess they can see it in my eyes idk. The moral ladies give your man a break. Much love swamp belly Fairlane.

[@peterdinotte8577]

You are so right the rage inside me is going to explode on some person thanks to 28 years of bliss

[@lanemerrill]

never fight anyone who exhales loud enough to be heard across the street every time they throw a punch

[@mattmorrison9379]

Number 6... people with collieflower ear ;) don't do it lol

[@curt407]

I love this guy...he’s funny as hell! 😂

[@joeytrimble1558]

I've never seen anger like the anger of my mom when I smacked her in the back of the ankle with the cart... that shit almost turned into ufc

[@suesheldon5325]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I needed a really good belly laugh this morning! You are great! Keep up the good work!

[@asdfsdfsdf5114]

“It’s red like reading a book but without an e in the word” LOL

[@bospqr]

oh my god that was funny...''he ain't never gonna get his license...he can't even drive a buggy...' hilarious!!

[@monke6776]

Never fight the dude who dry takes pills

[@sandraloraine]

I LOVE your comedy! You are so entertaining! THANKS!

[@fredsherrill3]

Lorie Sherrill love the last name!😄 and yes he is FUNNY!

[@charllie_k_69]

Dude! Y'all brilliant! Love the your top 5s!

[@davidcrawford6406]

Love the video. Great humor and delivery. Awesome channel.

[@ericajones941]

Im on my way to the hospital. I never laugh so bad!!! Dude stop you killing me😂😂😂

[@wanfu5634]

Beware the silent.

[@alicecullotto7530]

This dude is funny as fuck

[@utoobube]

Man, I just found you today on facebook. I had to look you up. You are hilarious my dude! I mean great damn content...and Ive watched comedy all my life! Keep up the good work bro, Ill be a solid fan!

[@utoobube]

Haahaaaa " my afllaaaak aint even kicked in yet" LOL!

[@YeetGod_McNeckAss]

His videos of white people crack me up, because most of my friends come to mind

[@utoobube]

Thank ya sir! Its actually an 81 thats sort of been cloned to look like a 77. I put a 403 (6.6) in it when we swapped the front clip. Its my baby.

[@dississtupid]

Midnight, Had five different Birds, miss my old Formula. It was basically a T/A. 1979 WS6 Formula, it also had the Olds 403 in it, as well as every single option that was available on a 79. It was ordered as a demo by Tessier Pontiac in Southgate Michigan. I got it four years later from Bill Rowan's (Olds) used car lot. Still have the build sheet that was under the back seat. I always wondered what happened to it. Traded it in at Bill Brown Ford used cars, came in a week later to see my salesman (he wasn't there) the formula was sitting in the middle of their used car showroom so I went to look at it. A salesman approached me and started telling me about the car. He informed me that the whole car had a fresh repaint. I told him no it didn't, he swears it's true. I point out that the grey along the bottom was fresh and the tape stripes were new but the yellow paint on the car wasn't. He swears the truth again and I told him the only reason that this car is on your showroom floor is because of how well I took care of it when I owned it. I said I've been waxing that paint for a few years so don't tell me it's new. This clown actually got pissed off at me, like I was leading him on or something, either way I would love to find that car again if still exists.

[@cheezyridr]

man, i just delayed dinner cause i couldn't stop watchin your vids. 5 in a row! awesome stuff!

[@BlindTom61]

Damn, you're the new, great comedian. Funny as hell, rock on...

[@inebriatedgaming6227]

I love this dude!!

[@darengauthier522]

Lol... your a trip... Some of your top fives are pretty good man Hats off

[@traviswtaylor16]

Josh pray be having me laugh out loud for real. Love this man's comedy

[@TheRealBDouble]

My AFLAC ain't even kick in yet. Haha

[@DutchBane]

He is like a happy ice cube on red bull

[@raventhorX]

to us white people that yellow light is actually a brighter green light before it turns red.

[@FedUpAmerican01]

Hahahahaha. Yes, yellow lights are green to me. So true. Too funny!

[@christiansanchez1486]

Forget that a group of angry single black women is way scarier then a black women with half her hair done.

[@stephentierney696]

Just when its about to go crazy and every one is shouting, cursing and posturing the one man that is just staring at you Not saying a word avoid that guy

[@AnonYmous-oh2jr]

HOLY WOW. I JUST SHOT COFFEE OUT OF MY NOSE. You are the funniest comedian I have heard in a while.

[@herveblanche226]

Great advice.

[@monrque]

Never try to pick a fight with the quiet person.

[@allisonb.8492]

Omg you own me with this videos 😂😂😂

[@manleybeasley]

I made the mistake with the jewelry. I still have some scars from those rings. Lol

[@PastorPeewee20]

Guess u never thru hooks with a O.G. Biker...

[@benw9949]

The news this past week has been so, so heinous. Josh, thank you for making me bust out laughing. You rock, good sir! Awesome.

[@timbrackeen3508]

Lmao I agree 100% lol love your vids !!!!!

[@aaronhudson3413]

All people from new york with timberlands, you are on notice

[@littleman2797]

Green is go, red is stop and yellow means gun it.

[@jimrosson5697]

Little Man Io

[@BrianD3185]

The ankle run over by shopping cart

[@jamesdavis9040]

This is good stuff!

[@timturner8183]

Lol...damn!!keep em comming hoss

[@robhill4340]

great quality comedy my.man. Read like a book without the a

[@Tarantio1983]

My dad's a retired bricklayer, he told me that the number 1 person to never ever trade fists with is a plasterer. They spend all damned day every day working the muscles needed to throw a killer hook, and so develope a punch even Mike Tyson would have to respect!

[@MrGoodSkills]

Thank you ... I see the light now! 😂

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

So funny OMG! And so true! I especially love the ankle being run over by the grocery kart lmao! "Umm excuse me sir can you move?" Lmao!

[@magatrump9896]

Lol...#5 kid hit ankle with cart.. Thanks for sharing.

[@yautja2232]

Yellow is light green to white folks 😂😂

[@cjfrost1441]

Yellow for us means *go faster*

[@kevinh845]

Enjoyed this

[@jmmywyf4lyf]

The quiet one... Never. Never, ever, ever!

[@thefox8385]

#6 Someone that own more guns than a military base and is a master at hand to hand combat

[@terry.norcross4962]

You are so funny.I really like the ( my pale friends.) Funny as funny is. Thanks

[@BxCortez2050]

MY Dude !!! facts Im born and raised in Da Bronx ..I went to Cali on a beach in timms and Jeans with a Yankee fitted and had the nerve to act suprised when people kept say you from new yawk

[@Forevertired127]

So I know I'm late finding this amazing human being (I hang my head in shame) buttttt I have a request please do a video on Australians PLEASE!.

[@richardmiller1256]

Words to live by

[@cashakacachetvaughn6340]

$144 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KingofKings454]

Never fight someone that says they don't wanna fight... Like me. There's a reason i don't like to fight, and it's usually because it never ends good for the other person.

[@williamsaloka9043]

So true!! I learned this about myself a long time ago.

[@truckerray7533]

Funny video. Awesome! But the 1st person ya do not wannuh ever fight is a warrior from the United States Military

[@angusbrown5338]

Unless you are a malnourished Vietnamese farmer with a shitty AK lol

[@SparklingTits]

This guy is fucking great been watching his videos for the lat 2 hours

[@zacmonarch4845]

Green means go, yellow means hurry up and red means look for cops

[@Tarantio1983]

Never fight a plasterer; he spends all day, every day shifting gear from his hawk-board to the trawl by doing a left upper-cut and then putting gear on a wall with a right-hook ... He'll step to with that left upper-cut to open you up, then shut you the hell down with the right haymaker - damn, boy! you're done, simple as...

[@ohy2266]

Yellow is like a light green. I would be crying if it wasnt 5 in the morning lmao

[@briang3598]

Now, for a battle royale between these people.

[@spudsmccatfish]

A hockey player, if they can fight on ice skates you don’t want them in tennis shoes

[@douggibson9979]

its true we see light green! lol new fan!

[@janishackler1549]

The 6 Person is a Carnavore Looking for Pork😂😂😂They better know the Person Blocking that Meat😅

[@workaholic7600]

haha never put Tupac over Biggie!!! You funny as hell

[@rad636]

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! Never ever, please take my word for it, never everrrrr fight a dude who says he'll fuck you up on the internet.

[@bluesboyk3]

Lol at number 5. So true

[@shaskins15]

Yellow light stoppers bring out the monster in my typically docile demeanor.

[@davej.1762]

Also a very hard-working farmer or Farm Boy you don't want to mess with them or their family

[@williamrichards3467]

Never fight a pacifist, a protective mother, or a left handed drinker.

[@jamiemartin1793]

You're a funny ass guy. Like I said before let's get to the range.