Bill Burr - Advice: Dutch Girlfriend Is A Hooker

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[@yaboi3910]

Not even 5 seconds in and Bill is laughing his ass off, GONNA BE A GREAT ONE FELLAS.

[@KUOKKS807]

I had to like this video immediately after that laugh lol

[@HittokiriBatosai]

The laugh after reading the subject line... Bill can kill just by laughing into the mic

[@popp1nbottlez]

"...How fucked up am I that I actually find that sexy on some level"

[@Scrowlock12]

Most of Bill's advice is to either go to the gym or rub one out. Solid advice.

[@GRANOLA77]

Honestly that solves a lot of problems

[@diekrahe.]

Why not both?

[@777jimothy]

@@diekrahe. do both and have one arm bigger than the other

[@swamp9136]

For the last two months you been eating a box that has been getting pounded by some dude looking like Danny Devito dressed as the monopoly man.

[@perrybb2]

I know... what a fucking loser

[@MotoTrist]

This made me throw up in my mouth a little bit 🤢

[@Wavemaninawe]

"Some guy slobbering all over you for 10.000 hours."

[@ChildishGambeaner]

10,000*

[@ChildishGambeaner]

@savvy rhinosaurus I should've known lol

[@ChildishGambeaner]

@savvy rhinosaurus thank you sir

[@supastar25]

the way he just lost it in the beginning though...love BillyBoy

[@kristofferboye6866]

supastar xD

[@wisterV]

A relationship with dishonesty as a foundation will always crumble. The building is on fire, get out.

[@Amadeus_2061]

I don't understand this concern about not judging... We all judge, it's a consequence of having personal preferences. In a rational world, there should be no problems with saying "hey, sorry, but your values don't match mine. See ya." Why is this such a sensitive thing to say to someone? If anything, it's completely sensible within the context of a relationship.

[@conorobrien1025]

I bet he was hoping Bill would say something that gave him an excuse to stay with her. He probably really likes her. What a bummer. Also, is the act of being a prostitute an addiction? I suppose it is

[@ajk6907]

Weigh in for a 25% cut of her action?

[@sexyboyonzecouch]

Only 25%?

[@CT-yr8ph]

High IQ move

[@giomjava]

She'll start charging you 🤣

[@franklindelanoroosevelt9177]

Pimpin ain’t easy man

[@jc.1191]

@@franklindelanoroosevelt9177 beat me to it, lol

[@spencermonteiro1319]

just him reading the email title and laughing at it brought me to tears laughing!

[@steviemac2681]

Surprisingly sensitive advice from Bill.

[@jsanchezvids]

"And go ffff.. live your dreams"

[@MotoTrist]

I read this as he said it 😂

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

Good Bill Hunting...."It's not your fault....it's not your fault."

[@MotoTrist]

Underrated comment 🔥

[@McShane1996]

I was scrolling down my feed, read the title to this an immediately chuckled to myself out loud, click the video and found myself laughing even harder when Bill read the title and started chuckling aloud to himself as well 😂😂

[@verticalhorizon4633]

Bardot was a major looker back in the day.

[@j-mr8343]

She was on Marilyn Monroe's level of fame too.

[@roberttraverso7352]

I had a major crush on BB when I was a kid. She was a beautiful, though messed up woman who screwed anybody with a penis, including fellow actors or directors, and married and divorced several times. She's now an extreme right wing nationalist racist activist. The only good thing about her is that she's involved in animal rescue.

[@MrKenny1914]

She could also just enjoy her profession. And yes get tested for STIs.

[@cisium1184]

Why do people think prostitutes enjoy having sex with people they're not attracted to? Nobody does - there's always a story.

[@matthewheywood8532]

How can someone be shocked they are dumped when someone finds out they are a hooker?? Unless one new that going in it has to be expected

[@aquilaaltaire3007]

you know what the sad thing is? this woman will probably make more money than I ever will....and I spent a long time getting a degree for my job....

[@epicvidsHS]

cant rly blame her for making her hustle

[@JasonCloseOK]

There are a lot of worthless PhDs out there. A degree doesn't mean much if it doesn't provide a means for producing something people want to buy. It's one of the biggest lies of the last 30 years.

[@roberttraverso7352]

@@JasonCloseOK You don't get a degree just to make money. You do it so you can make a living doing something you love.

[@JasonCloseOK]

@@roberttraverso7352 It is a rare case. Every book you read in college is free to purchase outside of college. The purpose of the University is to provide access to professors and resources (labs & tech). The content is available without the University facility in books. So I will agree that a degree doesn't need to satisfy your career requirements. But I would also say that spending the resources required to obtain a degree that is not going to provide income is something that only the wealthy can really afford to do. It's like owning 5 cars. Yeah, you can drive them because you love them, but it's not a situation I'd advise for the layperson.

[@JasonCloseOK]

@@roberttraverso7352 Getting a $100k+ degree for "something you love" has put a lot of people in a lot of debt. I got my degree because it pays really well. It will never provide my dream job, because that dream job won't support me. So I made a sacrifice to get a degree that will reward me financially. There are many, many degrees that will essentially provide a level of income that is obtainable without a degree. Many degrees are in fields that are irrelevant an don't provide any sort of viable career. In many careers, people are getting degrees when they aren't needed. It has saturated the value of a degree. If everyone has a college degree, it's the same as no one having a college degree.

[@JymVer]

getting like good will hunting with these "its not your fault"

[@toobalkain]

Richard Pryor and George Carlin for sure joint #1 pound for pound comedians of all times but for me Bill Burr is #3, above CK, Murphy, O'Neal or Kinison, his sense of humor is just righteous, he should have a city named after him or something.

[@highhaloguy806]

toobalkain you ever hear the song pony?

[@toobalkain]

That High Halo Guy can't say I have

[@AlexRasengan1337]

Carlin is overrated as fuck

[@davidjames-cameron617]

Robin Williams is my #3, but #4 is Burr ofc

[@franjes9999]

For me it’s 1. Chapelle 2. Burr 3. Eddie Murphy 4. Patrice 5. Robin Williams

[@liveyourbestlife1513]

Ok. Let's plough ahead.

[@user-kh4we2ti9z]

haha damn.. am i an asshole for thinking of cashing in on this? i proboably am

[@llghawal]

"the biggest fucking secret" heh...heh heh...

[@AugustoPanecatl]

quit or tell her to split the money XD

[@richardremick1639]

Easiest out I ever heard of. I could walk away from that easily. He got a gift handed to him. When she's that bad just walk man.

[@kharicky]

Pimp her 😂

[@joeyj5538]

$10,000 a night!!! and you're getting it for FREE!!!!!!!!

[@farazm1367]

In the mean time...

[@damo9961]

Happened to me too, except she was Czech.

that laugh :v

[@scarygary5678]

I’ll save you all from listening to all of these. His advice for everything is go to the gym and rub one out.

[@51385jrod]

How do I write to Bill? I fucken love this guy I would love to get some advice from the greatest next to Carlin!

[@prealpha2]

Rrrrrub one out.

[@Nasmr1]

God damn those rates though. Couldn't he just hold out a month and they'd be set for life?

[@roberttraverso7352]

What makes you think she's going to share her earnings. She's apparently doing very well without him as a pimp.

[@LaylaSpellwind]

*Googles* Bridget Bardot is 84... What the fuck. =D

[@franklindelanoroosevelt9177]

24 hours w this chick in American dollars is $11,844... is this girl like Sophie Marceau or something???

[@UPhoneIFlip]

10.000 euros .....horrific profession? Lol

[@lineage254]

What do you think ppl pay 10k? Is not for regular sex prob some piss and shit involved.

[@edgewrld]

wtf haha

[@mattdickey2717]

Bill Burr, always has it out for a woman trying to have a career

[@raevenhenry1069]

I agree

[@thotmorrison2649]

Don't know if I'm surprised at how backwards Bill's thoughts on this are. Legitimate concerns include an STD and that she did keep this secret from him, sure. But sex workers don't need to be "saved" unless they are the kind that need to do sex work just to stay alive/have addictions. There are plenty of legitimately fine sex workers who don't need to be saved, just respected, and this girl sounds like one of them. Granted she did lie, so I'm not saying she isn't guilty, but "help her"? Give me a break.

[@xtralarsproductions]

Sonofa Preacherman Sure there are some people who choose to do it - however, as explained, she had only told a very select few, meaning she is actually ashamed of it. But then again, I don't know the situation well enough - none of us do tbh.

[@thotmorrison2649]

Francosteiner I see where you're coming from, but there is a difference between being legitimately ashamed of something and being aware of how people will stigmatize you for it. It is just as likely in my opinion that she only told a few people because she didn't want people to be dicks about it.

[@thoughtlesshead]

Sonofa Preacherman Hey...Fair Enough!

[@brendenoleary1453]

Oh go fuck yourself.

[@johnboylan3832]

If a hooker wants respect, then she should do something less reprehensible.