@@clay7182 This isn't even about money. This is about self-respect. No one should just be the person someone "settles for".
@MrNathanasher8 жыл бұрын
"Done. Its over. Walk away" I love that - immediately lol. Keep it really real, *Billiam!*
@joeshab1238 жыл бұрын
"You got instinct and you can't teach that!" Hahaha
@GiantSandles10 жыл бұрын
"Like De Niro in Heat" why did I enjoy that line so much lol
@sidjtd5 жыл бұрын
GiantSandles Because it’s a great actor In a great movie?
@V3rnSqwd56115 жыл бұрын
Don’t get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat when you feel the heat coming around the corner
@LlibertarianGalt2 жыл бұрын
'Never, and I mean never, get involved with something you can't walk away from in 30 seconds or less'
@AntonSlavik10 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr provides the best relationship advice _ever_. I don't even know any trained psychologists who can be so down to earth, direct, and noble.
@Svilly1210 жыл бұрын
It's actually crazy how awesome his advice is. He's one of the few who's actually fighting for men's rights with as much vigor as many females do for their own, and his advice is sensible... it's fucking strange for me to hear, as I know him mostly just for his early standup!
@AntonSlavik10 жыл бұрын
Hot Dogs some of us have genius and just need the green light to let it flow. You're absolutely correct describing his advice. It helps he's not selling a fixed idea. Totally genuine
@Danielbboylight7 жыл бұрын
Silver Pill its cause he hung around patrice Oneil the best at relationships
@JulianBollerhoff4 жыл бұрын
I m being totally honest. I m actually a trained psychologist and Bill Burr really inspires me. For some people this is exactly the right advice and the way to tell it.
@noahkelchner2768 жыл бұрын
always listen to your gut. ALWAYS.
@verticalhorizon46338 жыл бұрын
He'll answer: I miss your face, too. At belt level.
@m.a.49493 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@InnerDness3 жыл бұрын
Hey ohhhh
@_jadori_1756 жыл бұрын
"everytime you're not looking at her, she is going to staring at the back of your head..looking at your dumb shoulders" lol
@wolfymma8 жыл бұрын
wow I felt like he was almost personally talking to me. very inspirational stuff
@_jadori_1756 жыл бұрын
"chasing down sabertooth tigers with sharpened sticks" hahahaha
@ToGetToTerrapin9 жыл бұрын
I love how upset Bill gets sometimes, how personally he takes it as a member of the male gender...heh heh heh
@FoardenotFord7 жыл бұрын
Bill's dead on here. Wish I'd had the balls/smarts to walk away immediately when I was in a similar situation. Thankfully that's over and I'm smarter for it - I don't care if you're a man or a woman, gay, straight, or bi, you can't let people walk all over you
@MRJTD995 жыл бұрын
Well said, my friend. Well said.
@peteranon84559 жыл бұрын
If a person is settling for you, leave 'em.
@Devilya858 жыл бұрын
Bill always sums it all up in last 10 seconds, that's all they need to hear.
@mightymoeish7 жыл бұрын
That whole "why did you snoop on my stuff, I thought you trusted me," doesn't make sense, man or woman. Trust must be EARNED.
@fistoffries11 жыл бұрын
What's funny, if he follows through and dumps her, within a year she will be sending him facebook messages about missing his face.
@chilloutlawolf86223 жыл бұрын
😂
@donavanweaver45034 жыл бұрын
Love the “like De Niro in Heat” line... noticed that he says it a lot but it’s hilarious😂
@brettlee52276 жыл бұрын
i love it when he talks away from the mic. amazing
@trevorrr45 жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about how Bill's #1 advice is rub one out and then make your decision. But, really, his #1 piece of advice is "don't get mad".
@Scorch4288 жыл бұрын
One thing Ive learned in life is: Don't ask a question that you don't want the answer to.
@calvinq87147 жыл бұрын
Scorch428 those are the answers you need to hear
@as-qs2ct5 жыл бұрын
Scorch428 y
@MRJTD995 жыл бұрын
That's a coward' s phrase.
@weathersytv35728 жыл бұрын
Thank you bill.
@tonywords67132 жыл бұрын
"shes busy buying her own house". I knew that stood out to me at first. shes just using the guy for a place to stay in town.
@99names164 ай бұрын
Oh shit great catch
@garymaccagnone36699 жыл бұрын
It's over.
@johnsterne1784 жыл бұрын
You got instinct and you cant teach that! hahahahaha the no warrant thing is ridiculous Bill is the best
@alexanderkelly78195 жыл бұрын
Love you bill. Funny af. I'm conservative and thanks for actually being funny
@wingnutmcspazatron39578 жыл бұрын
like deniro in heat dahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@Jabeckham948 жыл бұрын
This Ironic idea. That if a Women snoops is perfectly fine and the guy should get over it. But if the table is flipped all of a sudden it's a major trust issue. Double standard broads.
@truthteller44428 жыл бұрын
Yup. Most women will play masterful psychological games with you. Remember, most want it all their way. So, if she wants to do something unreasonable -- that she knows is unreasonable -- and you catch her, she will always throw it back at you and play upon your "insecurities," as if you're the problem. Like I always say, if you ever find yourself constantly snooping, there's a reason for this. Your intuition has informed you that something is off with her, and your intuition is never to be ignored.
@Graemedico8 жыл бұрын
relationships have always been double standards......relationships nowa days are a joke.!!
@sumeahsking80196 жыл бұрын
Surth I don’t let them get away with that double standard. It’s not perfectly fine and they know you’re right.
@bluesteel83765 жыл бұрын
umm what? That double standard doesn't exist, or at least it shouldn't. I have caught ex's snooping through my shit and I make them feel terrible about it. It is absolutely unacceptable. They do it with the sole intention of finding something to get angry about. It's fucked.
@luizero2611 жыл бұрын
"it's fucking over"
@Nastypsychoboy11 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh when he talks off the mic, its like his brain thinking
@Br0ns0n8 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@_jadori_1756 жыл бұрын
*moves back from microphone* Done. Its over. Walk away!
@thecoxlong43165 жыл бұрын
The Green Acres joke killed me
@johnmccoy23804 жыл бұрын
GAME OVER
@marzwoody11 жыл бұрын
Like de niro in heat, walk away. ahahaha
@73THUNDERDOME736 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed she cried and yelled.
@whochairs5 жыл бұрын
Yup, had something similar to this and got called every name in the book. Funny thing is, I wasn't even snooping, we were both looking at her phone setting an alarm for the next day and the dude just texted then. Whenever you get a reaction like that, and they're trying to push things so far over the top instead of putting themselves in your shoes, that's a verrrrry bad sign.
@cipriantapu35586 жыл бұрын
Yup, run while you can
@isaiahjames937 жыл бұрын
@gustavofring87653 жыл бұрын
Run run
@cky108811 жыл бұрын
words of wisdom.
@Denmark_19748 жыл бұрын
Yes Bill, we know.
@kingdaniel00000004 жыл бұрын
I'm really surprised he didn't take the route of, why didn't the other guy message her back. He saw his opportunity and ran for the damn hills.
@99names162 ай бұрын
That would devastate me man.. but I wouldn’t stay. I would leave for sure
@web5 жыл бұрын
1:05 is the moment for those who are on mobile
@Scorch4288 жыл бұрын
DONE! Walk away!
@Lamozinda8 жыл бұрын
quite honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she left that fb page up on purpose. I know there's always the possibility that she did in fact forget, but it still makes me wonder a lil.....
@johnnonamegibbon35808 жыл бұрын
True, true.
@Lamozinda7 жыл бұрын
I have to completely disagree with you on this. I haven't been in many relationships, but in every instance, I was the one to end it. However, I have been told that I am not a typical female
@johnnonamegibbon35807 жыл бұрын
Women are a mixed bag. When they want out they often but not always hope to paint the man as the villain so that they don't feel like the bad guy when leaving. Patrice used to joke about that.
@FuckGoogle27 жыл бұрын
Did you tell them you had to find yourself?
@sumeahsking80196 жыл бұрын
Lamozinda The female brain at work..
@66ott711 жыл бұрын
wow! thats pretty fuckin good man. brilliant!
@SonoTom11 жыл бұрын
that right, Bill. and when he's done saying his piece, then the tricks will really ramp up. guy had better get steely.
@manbearpig7386 жыл бұрын
what kind of sane man even needs to ask this question lol
@KRAPYBARA848 жыл бұрын
You know, I am a girl and this advice applys all around. Never settle. Never. Go Bill. Also, reading the slight misogynist (ish!) Comments urm...come in dudes, not all women are assholes. But then again I've been called a feminazi so what do I know lolz
@KRAPYBARA848 жыл бұрын
Wowza! Uh sorry honey ...im just gonna go Make that sandwich for you. #ruhroh
@zeldagoblin8 жыл бұрын
+WARBORN EXPERIENCE "Why is everything with women a collective response?" You're kinda thinking of us as a collective right there, dude. Every single shit thing a woman can do, a man can do, and yet people, guys AND girls can't seem to help yelling, "Typical selfish guy/girl!" Human beings are fucking horrible, on the whole. Good people are rare, of either gender.
@xrays70658 жыл бұрын
+Alison DiLaurentis Hate is a strong word. Gotta love sluts, its just the gold digging whores that give women a bad name.
@warbornexperience97968 жыл бұрын
zeldagoblin What are you talking about? My response is stating women are a collective. I ask why is when you criticize one woman, it becomes a criticism of all women?
@adriansalsahot73678 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ramirez yeee
@UnderseaCaveman11 жыл бұрын
you got instinct....you can't teach that
@jeffmiller34993 жыл бұрын
She's gonna turn her fuckin cap on backwards
@RDX198111 жыл бұрын
just great this guy , who needs a Psychologist , when you got "the great" bill burr
@chagoriver71596 жыл бұрын
this is phd level advice.
@ihussain10118 жыл бұрын
lol
@madafaka_madafaka4 жыл бұрын
Bill.is fakin smart
@jc.11914 жыл бұрын
Being calm with someone your angry at isn't healthy. I'd let her have it, and she'd listen while I told her what was seen and dump her. Or she'd walk out and I'd never contact her. Either way, on my terms and I put my anger where it belonged.
@privateprivate22682 жыл бұрын
👍
@999predators6 жыл бұрын
Like De Niro in Heat
@tobymcgroby89673 жыл бұрын
This social media shit has given people a way to flirt & get attention from other people while in a relationship, which has been eroding relationships since social media started. This sucks!
@NeverButNothing5 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t have to tell her all that. Because he’s going to make himself look bad if he says he creeped onto her fb page. Then she’ll turn that right back at him like he’s the piece of shit. Just tell her you need time apart and need to focus on yourself and you’re not sure if you’re ready to make any commitment. Walk away, move forward.
@956crazyman1911 жыл бұрын
@TherealDevonte no not really
@TherealDevonte11 жыл бұрын
People don't use Facebook that often anymore. Twitter & Instagram have taken over.
@phillytheflyerable7 жыл бұрын
DONE! walk away.
@danielbrown17243 жыл бұрын
How much do you want to bet this sucker is still with this chick? I bet you anything she convinced him to stay. As soon as she finds something better, she’s out the door. I still miss your face “DONE!!!! WALK AWAY......DONE!!”
@howard0howard05 жыл бұрын
FUCK ALL OF THAT~
@thelilembryo11 жыл бұрын
we know man you better have left her.
@Dustincooley3911 жыл бұрын
he always says some hardcore shit then laughs and says he's just kidding about being a psycho and its just sort of an act. I hope not because I fucking agree with 99% of what he has to say.
@JohnnyRipper7011 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr, Keeping it fucking real.
@patrickmassey4187 жыл бұрын
pull the shoot. no details.
@clappic11 жыл бұрын
I disagree dont confront her and leave , or stay physically and leave emotionally until you get rid of her . Hustle other girls while livin the emotinal detachment let her leave when she wants or do it when you want ok ? My two cents Thank you for reading