Bill Burr Loves The College Admissions Scandal | CONAN on TBS

[@xyzlne]

I tell women I went to M.I.T. and said I did it in 2 years. They ask "you went to Massachusetts Institute of Technology" and I say no. Mississippi institute of trucking. It was a 1 year course but took me 2 years.

[@davenolan5709]

LMAO... Brilliant!

[@shikinfo]

Lol

[@MonkyMonk729]

Shout out to my alma matter. Class of 201- **sound of big rig crushing a Hyundai like an aluminum can** Class of 2015. Gotta go.

[@JohnBonini]

Sometimes Conan would joke that he went to Harvard Driving School and that he majored in parallel parking.

[@stlchucko]

Lies... As if they’d know what MIT stands for. Lol

[@mangoeruption]

I feel like Conan has Bill Burr on just to express how he himself feels since he knows he’s in a job that has to appear neutral.

[@Marius-vw9hp]

Haha I feel that to

[@mikelarson8786]

Yup

[@wintersnowboard]

If you listen to his podcast he definitely lets loose a bit more, you can tell he’s that angry guy too lol

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Conan feels like he has to appear neutral? Then why doesn't John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert feel that way?

[@garliconionshallot]

@@ModeratelyAmused guess he doesnt wanna alienate people

[@Doooooooooooood]

Conan is simply the best at working with Burr. He obviously just gets it.

[@squirt.mcgirt]

Conan's thing has always been that he gets it, that's why he was consistently the best in late night

[@marcusmilton1]

Very True... I think Jim Jeffries also does really good interviews with Bill Burr. They both are hilarious together....

[@Lippett]

Burr from Canton, Mass. Conan from Brookline, Mass. So there's that..

[@soldierforchrist2017]

Conan is a tool

[@pearz420]

A corporate tool who recoils awkwardly anytime Bill says something remotely controversial is not someone who gets anything but an over-inflated paycheck. Bill is brought on because he increases Conan's ratings, and Bill is happy to play the game because he can hold his own on stage. Conan's presence is entirely unnecessary in all these bits.

[@mattbritzius570]

Burr is a genius at finding the angle nobody else does.

[@pipertarver1852]

LOL!! It's called comedy!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GeneralG1810]

I absolutely agree I can’t imagine what goes through his head on a daily

[@Robert_St-Preux]

And yet, once he points it out, it seems so obvious.

[@zztopz7090]

Aka, the truth. He's just one of the few people on tv that seem to have their own opinion.

[@mindartis4081]

Yes

[@idrathernot7947]

Oh I love seeing Bill and Conan together. They have such great chemistry. Other hosts just makes it awkward when they have Bill over.

[@smileydog5941]

Ginger synthesis

[@flala2261]

Smiley Dog 👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰💥

[@Wheatspin]

idrathernot Bill: genuine opinion Conan: genuine response Other hosts: Uhh uhh uhh talking point uhh uhh inclusivity uhh uhh

[@LaFabrizia1983]

That's because Conan is not competing and is smart enough to let Bill do his thing and make the segment great

[@robfab5204]

Like Fallon

[@johnsmithee6660]

Conan + Bill Burr = Red-haired Synergy

[@bloodyidit4506]

One has a beard, the other has a hairdo, combined, they are one complete red-haired person

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Red-haired Boston Synergy

[@drjohnchueh7380]

one is bald, fyi

[@beeferbeef7691]

What hair

[@HectorTWE]

Product intergortion

[@WolfataDoor]

Bill Burr: America’s bald but radically candid hero.

[@HoochGuy]

Wolfatadoor isn’t it a shame that some consider “candid” as “radical?”

[@user-ec2kd8sz3t]

@@HoochGuy In the above sentence "radical" refers to the word "candid". It in no way suggests that Bill Burr is a "radical" rather that his degree of "candor" is "radical", obviously in relation to other versions of candor such as "timidly candid" or "whiny-ass candid" or "hyper-politically-correct candid". Wolfatadoor is saying that Bill Burr is a "hero", not a radical.

[@tiago4158]

Bill Burr for president

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

That would make him a bald-faced truthteller?

[@tiago4158]

@Nill Gddy yup, so true..

[@cizia69]

It's like half and half having a discussion: "I'll do the bottom and you'll do the top... Burr the beard and Conan the Pompadour

[@caseycostello4357]

Oj Simpsons were in all three naked guns movies not just 1 and 2

[@pratikvyas9626]

lolll

[@Kinobambino]

Lol. Speaking of Co man needs his Beautiful beard back

[@JasonAchilles]

Conan's admission as to his Harvard experience sounds like the most genuine moment he's ever allowed us to see of him on camera, starting 0:42 you actually hear his voice shake a moment

[@helenli7302]

fr, the imposter syndrome "feelings of inadequacy" must have really been difficult

[@EternalVirgin]

That laugh from Conan when Bill asked the Harvard question sounds genuine. Conan was clearly not expecting Bill to shot that out of the blue.

[@Raggamuffin007]

Honestly one of the best setups ive ever seen lol

[@Besharps]

Bill is Conan's best guest

[@dougburr4192]

Norm MacDonald is the best guest, but, Bill is a close second.

[@isaacj8751]

As much as I love Bill, Norm will always reign.

[@percussionnow5982]

Jeff Goldbloom,Louis Ck, Timothy Olyphant, Flula, Bill Burr and Norm have amazing laughs.

[@MonkyMonk729]

@@dougburr4192 "I didn't even know you could eat flowers." One of the most savage punchlines ever delivered on network television.

[@Chesterthemarvelous]

Jeff goldblum

[@scipioafricanus5871]

"Naked Gun! Naked Gun!"...(talk show outro's rolling)... "One AND Two!" LMAO!

[@SBandy]

And three!

[@jackpenber8959]

I liked 3

[@SBandy]

@Pat McCann Not at the same level as 1 and 2 but better than 99% of comedies released in the last 30 years

[@stellasutton7388]

Someone: Dave, how could you shake hands with that murderer Dave Chappelle: With all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards

[@nemanjamanutd]

can you explain that joke, is it something like special or its just a joke about him being a killer

[@zora99ny]

Harvard grade inflates. Also I’m not saying Conan didn’t deserve to get into Harvard but most people seem to be unaware that his father (Dr. Thomas O’Brien) is a professor at Harvard Medical School. That connection definitely helped him get in.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

I do wonder about this legacy admissions thing. Both my parents graduated from the same university, and my father even ended up teaching there. But I didn’t get in! Though I ended up going to a higher-ranked uni so whatever...

[@danaelona4081]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 where did you go?

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Dana Elona Oxford.

[@samir6047]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 yea right.thats why ur on utube comment section🤣🤣😂

[@dirpyturtle69]

@@samir6047 I went to Oxford as well we are still people we enjoy things like everyone else we just think at a higher level than people who can't spell *your*

[@auxcote4070]

Hitler walks into the restaurant: "Amazing artist!" 🙌

[@Nnnnn636]

Savior of europe 🙌

[@bcire3k]

@cam3lopard he's playing off Bill's support of OJ

[@bcire3k]

@cam3lopard oh my b...wait that person isnt satirizing?? Poe's law 🤦

[@thrawnprotocol9780]

@@bcire3k He wasnt being satire. You can tell by his name. Mentally challenged nutcases is what these type of people are

[@zztopz7090]

Great hair, decent leaders, and those eyes... hypnotic.

[@diablo2815]

I love how Conan just understands Bill Burr's warped mind. It's just like a mother who understands the gibberish of her young child

[@gulaagjamun]

It’s not just Bill’s comedy, it’s Conan’s reaction and laugh which makes this duo fking amazing and addictive.

[@ibieiniid4240]

"But you're smiling so much just thinking about it." Bill Burr's worldview explained in 9 words.

[@125jesusfreak]

Every time I see Bill Burr, he either has a beard and no hair or hair and no beard

[@Robert_St-Preux]

Mandela Effect. Just kidding. 😉

[@Os-ja]

He only has enough hair to have it in one spot at any given time

[@PilloTheStar]

In his bit on gold digging whores, he has both.

[@phaedrussmith1949]

Ivy League schools aren’t about being hard, they’re about being elite. Their purpose is to find and accept those who are most likely to maintain the status quo, get them in one place under the guise of education, and then when they graduate allow them access to the highest places of power in our society so that they can be the next “leaders” to maintain the status quo on behalf of those who benefit from it the most.

[@marceldwayne8491]

Yep I went to SMU private school and being the opposition of TCU. Every university is the same. I started off in community college. It is the equivalent of fashion clothes. You have expensive material more likely to receive a positive perception about you ( even though it could be false) Just the way bureaucracy works my friend. As one of my friends stated “We don’t attend private universities for the sake of education, as much for the sake of connections ” Social status🙃😏 Oh well

[@robertnicholls9917]

@@marceldwayne8491 Great analogy. As a designer, except for, maybe, that last 5% of product, which are the result of really good material and intimate attention to detail, most of it is built like mid tier, mass produced items. 1st cost is the same as a majority of expensive mass produced items. You're, oftentimes, paying for a name.

[@Misanthropolis]

Not to mention that it seems kind of weird how every single Ivy League school has a secret society tied to it that everybody seems to know about.

[@barrygoldwater7030]

Technocracy

[@fumothfan9]

@@marceldwayne8491 also helps if you got connections. In my small city you can't get a job unless you know someone. Higher ups they literally invent fake positions and they got caught red handed awhile back lol.

[@lostremnant]

I love how the roles were switched for second and Conan was the one being interviewed

[@Allagi22]

What Conan says is absolutely right. If you major in English at North Dakota State or major in English at Harvard I guarantee you the level of difficulty as far as classes go, would be relatively similar. The real battle is getting INTO those top tier universities, and of course being rich and/or related to alumni or notable people means half that battle is already won.

[@rubenaugustoritto156]

Conan's face when Bill said "I still watch OJ Simpson's HL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jhenmoran2]

It's been like 20 years though. That's the crazy part.

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

Conan actually is right here. I went to Oklahoma State and my cousin (same age) went to Brown (1 of 8 Ivy league schools). Over Christmas at our grand parents house our Sophmore year we are still taking our basics and talking about the differences in the challenge. What we deduced is you're being taught the same information and it's the same work load. the only difference is the teachers at Brown are smarter and the actual diploma from Brown looks fancier in certain arenas. $120,000 for a Bachelor's at Brown vs around $30,000 at O.S.U. for my finance degree. This was 2001-2005 for reference.

[@titianarasputin]

To be fair, it IS Brown.

[@keno1069]

@@titianarasputin That's hilarious! I love you!

[@friktogurg9242]

Well it has always been a fact. Even some no name university will do (on the condition that it is accredited and has some decent curriculum) , so long as you have a good GPA, you are fine and are probably smart or at least above average

[@friktogurg9242]

Which is why even FAANG hires from some no-name degree if it is convenient, the standard is more or less the same...UNLESS MIT or UniMI or some university that specialises in tech.

[@seanno9744]

“I can’t imagine the embarrassment in those houses” while he’s literally beaming from ear to ear. Bill is a treasure

[@DexM47]

0:19 That burn.

[@Awesomeness-ql8nl]

It went from rich kids to OJ. LOL

[@stephenkarmichael4709]

. Awesomeness hahahaha

[@robertc2447]

Yeah how does that work? I'm fo real v confused

[@profaneuprising]

the Naked Gun double down killed me. best

[@TomasGO85]

0:20 best come back ever!! 😂😂😂

[@dudemaister96]

Ol' Billy Wonka bringing up Naked Gun! Legendary movie. All of them, do not change my mind.

[@LEMMYKISGOD]

Surely, you can't be serious

[@directorbeau]

@@LEMMYKISGOD Leslie Nielsen made those movies great.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Lemmy K. Is God His name is dudemaister96, why you be calling him Shirley?

[@5kastubh5]

I want burr, Timothy and Conan together for one episode at least

[@svgeshadxw3601]

You forgot Louis CK.

[@carloschaves2437]

Shogun nah

[@efisgpr]

Timothy?

[@bobbyb1233]

@@efisgpr Olyphant

[@soulkong]

1:43 "comple...?!" Lmao love how real this talk is.

[@cthulhu1033]

"I still watch OJ simpson highlights" LMAO

[@Gojo-jg2zs]

Give *Bill Burr* his own talk show already. Netflix I'm calling you out.

[@LawnPusher]

Sequency KZbin bill burr and listen to him 2x a week uncensored

[@rud]

Sequency Netflix haven’t got the balls.

[@layton6202]

Why do I see so many people with that mediocre PFP

[@foryoutube1335]

I still watch OJ Simpson highlights 😂😂😂😂😂

[@akshaydeshmukh2387]

Bill burr + Conan = Deadly Combination

[@quantumshock6620]

Bill Burr goes together with Conan as well as Rodney Dangerfield did with Carson and Groucho Marx did with Cavett.

[@RollingOrmond]

OJ's hilarious in Naked Gun. Still remember seeing 33 and 1/3 a month before he killed Nicole.

[@Marius-vw9hp]

And he is always being unlucky in the movies. Like "deeeeerp".

[@essamaljaedy5190]

The scene when he gets shot on the boat, and then just has terrible luck grabbing onto a hot furnace, getting his jacket messy on wet paint, and then falling face first onto a perfectly placed wedding cake has had me uncontrollably laughing for years.

[@CanadianJames]

I thought his eldest son did the killings

[@DDRwoodwork]

i only recently found out he was in the films BEFORE the murdering ... always thought it was funny how his character was always getting injured/killed

[@RollingOrmond]

@@DDRwoodwork No, his film career was pretty much over after the murder trial lol.

[@StuUngar]

“No, Frank.....Heroin.....Heroin, Frank.” “That’s a pretty tall order Nordberg. You’re gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.”

[@fenhen]

“What do you that of the admissions scandal?” “Well, here’s what I think about OJ Simpson.”

[@efisgpr]

USC

[@RyderDavis]

"NAKED GUN! NAKED GUN!.........One and two!" - Doesn't include the third one - HaHa!

[@mazurbeem]

"1 and 2!" That lil stinger really pushes the laugh to the next level.

[@treetrain]

Bill Burr has one of the wisest perspective minds ever. I love ya' Billy Burr. Thanks for keepin' it real

[@danimation88]

"he's not just that!.." HAHAA!!

[@barbarellamaclure8382]

I love him, he's so beautifully non PC it's hilarious! From New Zealand

[@Jacktrack7]

"He's not just that" I love how even though he's highlighting the "good side" of OJ he subtlety implies that he does think OJ killed his wife so the crowd can laugh about it.

[@EBLego]

Conan: "Harvard isn't harder than any other college." Harvard: *disowned*

[@juanlambda27]

Bill Burr's logic is always airtight.

[@Doodlebob563]

I'm fairly certain that inflating their grades was also a part of the enormous bribe they were paying

[@hecticerectic9588]

U sure?? Nooo! Not that too!! Lol 🤣🤣

[@hutch1197]

"He's not just that." Such a fantastic line.

[@seanthomas5182]

My phone is stupid

[@bluecollar58]

The funniest thing I found about the admissions scandal is that I thought thats how most of them got in Ivy League schools and it was common knowledge. I have heard jokes about it in movies and television a number of times over the years. I didn’t even know it was illegal.

[@inlinechris]

You didn’t know it was illegal to bribe a college to get your kid admitted even though they aren’t qualified? Seriously? You didn’t know that was illegal?

[@bluecollar58]

@@inlinechris , I am 64 years old and 8th grade was the last I completed. So it is illegal , it it also uncommon ?

[@MyroslavaRm]

@@bluecollar58 i think the joke in movies/tv is always that someone would like help fund a library or make donations or something to make sure their kid would get priority (but that kid would still have a normal application and be qualified, it was just a more definitive "foot in the door" kind of thing). it is still kinda corrupt but not the outright bribery and certainly not the faking of grades/achievements/tests that the admission scandal had. i think (don't 100% remember lol) i too had thought it wasn't that crazy at the beginning, before hearing the whole story

[@Galaxy-EyesEnjoyer]

Every Bill Burr clip with Conan is gold

[@siva40]

That pause and the presence of mind, one of Bill Burr's best lines ever. @0:14

[@christiangayjuanico]

Burr actually has a soft spot in his heart.

[@larzzyk]

Just when I think I’ve seen every clip of Bill Burr on Conan, KZbin hands me another one.

[@Bruh-vs1qv]

Immediately Bill's like, "Oh I LOVE it"

[@monkey8554]

1:40 I love that you can hear the moment when Conan registered that Burr called OJ "complex"

[@mikeworkman1252]

People forget OJ was amazingly hilarious in Naked Gun

[@risby5358]

I could listen to these guys talk, forever. This is like the 50th time I've watched this clip, it never gets old.

[@bryanlabady9825]

Bill Burr should have a segment called "You Know what Grinds my Gears?", Just like Peter Griffin did on Family Guy

[@captaindaddy8645]

when o.j when bustin the bad guys on the shipping vessel...and he went through a series of injuries.. but in the middle...brushed up against a door with a wet paint sign...and he yelled..." oh no"!!! that was comedy at its finest

[@tonyt8805]

"So you went to Harvard" 🔥😂😂😂😂😂🔥

[@patron5460]

Conan one of the best interviewers. Bill one of the best people to interview. They should 100% have their own show. It’d be one of the best shows on television!

[@LMarti13]

"Naked Gun! 1 and 2!" 🤣

[@jakspinks7644]

Now I have to go on a bill burr Conan binge

[@dechenmo8966]

This is so true. Unnecessary barriers set for candidates have been played out for too long not only in college, but anywhere else. It's justifiable only before it's turned into a prop for a sheer image of "prestige." Once you are in, you are fine!

[@kylecrane4376]

What 'prestige' anyway? They crank out degrees like a wood mill makes 2x4's. There is little higher learning going on. We just created a $50,000 to $150,000 gate system to employment that keeps a lot of people well paid in academia.

[@friktogurg9242]

@@kylecrane4376 The top students at a community college are probably just as good as the ivies, expect maybe for stem unis like MIT, those guys are suckers for punishment. I would say that if you get FCH at any decent college, you are probably really intelligent and competent. In addition, i would also argue that the course would also say something, if you are a math major in a decent university(even community college) with a good gpa, you are certifiably a genius.

[@patrickmorgan4006]

I love that he added "in a 14 game season" after saying that OJ ran for 2000 yards. That's a real football fan!

[@dinkydodinky1437]

O billy boy😂’Naked gun! One and two!’

[@jackedkerouac4414]

Ever since I saw Bill in Chappelle Show I thought this guy is pretty funny. Never thought he’d one day become one of my favorite comics of all time

[@joezilla29]

The Naked Gun franchise was the bomb, so was the short-lived Police Squad. Respect.

[@josepartida1711]

"i've made a bunch of mistakes...i don't hold people....i don't know, i still watch O.J. Simpson highlights...." lmao

[@thedarkgate817]

Gotta love Bill Burr. He speaks the truth and facts.

[@balung]

"GET OUTTA THE POOL!!!"

[@workinghoustonian]

Goldblum, Olyphant, now Burr. Ahhh, my life is complete

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

We still need Norm!

[@littlenapoleon1321]

The holy trinity

[@jjay2530]

I've watched about 10 videos of Bill Burr on Conan, my favorite series lmao

[@ethanaleman]

You went to Harvard right? ;)

[@aerokill195]

They way he delivered that was hilarious

[@oblioarrow567]

I don't see the humor in it. Please enlighten me. Thank you!

[@trysometruth]

@@ericcartman1328 Thanks for the explanation!

[@BreadOmelette]

I love the way Bill burr pronounces the word difficult

[@Xanthas1453]

I wish they'd just release the whole thing as one video

[@NinaC]

I love the new format because it seems like people are more open and vulnerable. Plus, Bill is always ace so... yeah.

[@WBUline]

After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

[@leoalcaraz6153]

Bill and Conan together are magic

[@thienlegit]

Just hearing Bill Burr asking Conan in Harvard makes me really want him to bring him on the Monday Morning Podcast.

[@hispsychicemanationsflowed]

I love Conan’s humility.

[@matthewattaway2675]

The Conan comment about Harvard, dude. Honesty. I love ya, Conan

[@SovereignStatesman]

When OJ walks into a restaurant, every single patron just says "CHECK, PLEASE!"

[@SNESdrunk]

No way OJ is top 5, I'm going Sweetness, Barry, Emmitt, LDT and Jim Brown

[@clusterflick6333]

I'd put OJ over LaDainian, honestly (no disrespect to LDT, of course)

[@infinityprodinc]

I agree with everyone except LDT over OJ

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

I'm putting OJ over LT. Those Bills teams were mostly terrible and OJ was still putting up gigantic numbers through 1976.

[@RhayaderGoesToTown]

He's the best at murdering though, no denying that

[@matthewmarch8707]

@@RhayaderGoesToTown As a running back yes, but overall I think Rae Carruth get's the nod! HAHA

[@ryansizemore5064]

"Naked Gun! Naked Gun! 1 and 2." I love Bill Burr

[@superjoshi6654]

When he walks into restaurant ... "Murderer.. Murderer.."

[@theivory1]

When OJ busts into that crooked meeting on the ship and the beginning of Naked Gun. That is one of the funniest scenes ever. Bear trap, wet paint, wood stove etc....etc....

[@LeroyFurious]

"I still watch OJ Simpson highlights."

[@FalcoBikes]

2 of my favorite comedians right there.

[@CaptainIndia7]

"I worked really hard to get in.." I'm sure his father being Professor of Medicine at Harvard and his mother a partner at Ropes & Gray had nothing to do with him getting admission....

[@TheJimLahey]

How about graduating as valedictorian from his high school and winning a national writing contest? Would that have something to do with it hmm?

[@onewildandcrazyguy9213]

Who knows he apparently did extremely well in high school and got really good SAT scores

[@the_slow_s197]

You could have the best people to get you in, if you cant pass the classes and learn what your studying it ain't gonna help you. It'll show one way or another

[@patrickhoisington5111]

You gotta love Bill Burr...

[@ctcmonk]

I could watch Bill rip off OJ Simpson accomplishments for a solid 6 minutes..

[@meadster308]

Check out Burr's epic rant about Arnold Schwarzenegger's accomplishments on You Tube.

[@willsaenz6320]

Conan and Bill have a great dynamic. Conan might be the conductor, but Bill is the entire orchestra

[@MrCTruck]

The hardest part of getting into Harvard is knowing someone who went their and had an 'in'

[@follow-jade]

These two are really good together! 😂😂

[@Hawkgoulet]

I'm a simple man. I see Ole Billy Boy on Conan I click.

[@joseMgarcia0711]

A Billy boy in Conan. Truly great watch.

[@BabyBearRudy]

Bill Burr and Chappelle are the only comedians who still say what is on their minds and make me laugh. Everyone else either sucks or is too afraid of the twitter mob.

[@youtert]

"A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good." -Stannis Baratheon

[@efisgpr]

So if your daughter is dating a murderer, you just calmly ask "What else has he done?"....riiight.