Talking To Boys As Long Furby

[@sweet_fang]

"I'm straight" "My condolences" I'm gonna use this from now on

[@kailynthompson8693]

Senior quote lol

[@Zaki-lq1cx]

Lol me too

[@larsfrommars]

I'm straight as a ruler but binging LGBTQ+ KZbinrs for some reason. This comment brought me great joy.

[@funkydude8196]

same

[@laurieee1705]

Larston Marston lmao same

[@Anthony-dh2ig]

Me a Historian thinking this is ancient Chinese: 予惟小子 Actual ancient Chinese: I am a furby I am enlightened beyond gender

[@averagechannelname9969]

XD

[@marlene2723]

Didn't you know? The Long Furbies were a race of god-like animals in ancient china.

[@elladavis5255]

Thank you for spreading historical truth Anthony

[@bunnyandherstuff]

this chinese can 10000% agree "I am a furby I am enlightened beyond gender" is definitely ancient chinese

[@farateq]

brmbly it is his mutated child

[@randomrose121]

"so tell me male or female" "my condolences" is a huge enby mood

[@spooky6703]

The only difference between me and a long furby is what my spine is wrapped in

[@Artist-128]

Am enby, can confirm

[@catsaregreat6314]

Thinking about how I was playing a Murder mystery game and my character was androgynous because genderqueer and someone was like “omg look there’s a bunch of homosexuals here” and I was like “I’m a homosexual too lmao” and this one person started questioning me. “Do you like girls?” “Yes” “Are you a girl?” “Yes and no”

[@itsbunnz5295]

I totally accept long furby as a bisexual icon

[@peachescream5899]

A bicon

[@ishanafondekar6334]

Hollywood needs to take notes from the noble race of long furbies

[@dog_boy5123]

i like to see that

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

Me too

[@Gearhead221]

Words cannot express how much I agree with this.

[@rgarcia6065]

"I realized that this man was trying to hook up with my furby"

[@pridemoth_]

I once matched with Cthulhu on Tinder and he wanted me to join his cult with the purpose of overthrowing capitalism. Had a very similar vibe lmao

[@ענברפרידמן-מרין]

Who would say no to that offer?!

[@-nightlyfireflies-9561]

@@ענברפרידמן-מרין *Not me that's for sure, I would instantly say yes*

[@-nightlyfireflies-9561]

@@moni-in-mini7471 did you mean the "," because that doesn't look like a swear word

[@moni-in-mini7471]

@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 oh sorry for the confusion lol, on my device it shows the username of the person you were replying to in the middle of your sentence, my sleep deprived brain thought it was funny enough to comment about

[@-nightlyfireflies-9561]

@@moni-in-mini7471 it's ok :)

[@clanskrub665]

"i don't have legs michael" gonna say this to every boy who looks at me this year

[@lets_ellili5173]

Ya gay too? OoUuuh! Thx for the likez

[@clanskrub665]

@@lets_ellili5173 yeah

[@edmaymortem525]

So...No one?

[@bigg1637]

Including the Michael part?

[@refrigeratorskates492]

All 2 people? Lol

[@alexhirst8889]

"If you want to know freedom, start a long furby tinder account" is a string of words I did not expect to hear this evening but here we are

[@urgae9125]

The true one spoke them, so they are our destiny

[@meeowvi]

not only are they words I didn't expect to hear, but also didn't expect to relate to and understand as much as I did

[@clykins1177]

Not a string of words I ever expected to hear ever in my life, but I live for it.

[@aaronoliver9075]

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." -Oscar Wilde

[@supotter377]

Thursday is my truth

[@Chesire0]

“If ketchup is not a sauce, what is it?” *”söööp”*

[@allisonstephens8489]

That is very disturbing...

[@sophiatroanska1432]

I worry for my sense of humor. I laughed so hard, I shook my bed and made it squeak and made it sound like something 👀 was going on in my room.

[@catherinecrook8917]

_lööp_

[@motherfreya2840]

I'm so offended.

[@smoogieoogie]

söööp

[@tasha4112]

As a bisexual I can safely say we have accepted Boy Porridge as our king.

[@togahimiko9715]

YES.

[@togahimiko9715]

WHERE IS ARE KING!!!??!?!?

[@avamatthews1459]

NOTICE ME TODOROKI!!!OR SHINSOU love *silently agrees with your name*

[@ohno7852]

As a pansexual, I’m upset. Where can I sign up on a bi form for this king.

[@t3ras74]

King? MORE LIKE OUR *GOD*

[@lunavvakalendula5943]

No one: Thursday: *HiPiTtY hOpPiTy yOuR SpInE iS nOw mY PrOpErTy*

[@oddeyes9413]

☠👍

[@amelia4384]

Thursday Boy Porridge

[@beetlebuggers]

Hippity hoppity your teeth and spine are my property

[@maddiem6736]

I LOST it at this

[@turquo1s406]

I would give him my spine....

[@xxscene_and_sadxx8286]

Now I wish I could send you a spine with a note that says " I got your back. " Edit; I’m so glad so many people liked this comment like good lord- I keep checking back every few months and the likes just keep growing

[@blarg2429]

The only thing stopping you is fear. Be brave, awkward potato.

[@xxscene_and_sadxx8286]

O h b o y .

[@kailynthompson8693]

Is it weird that I want to make a clay spine and just send it to her one day? With a sticky note that says, "Cronch"

[@kailynthompson8693]

@@anoriginalname5418 C r e a t i v i t y

[@maxinquaye]

this is word for word a joke my friend made yesterday... youtube algorithm tell me your secrets

[@matthewszklany101]

the olive oil thing is from a video of this one guy on a cooking show where he goes thru like a whole ass bottle of olive oil, just search "just a little bit more olive oil"

[@nilesdoswell8752]

Its gus johnson

[@matthewszklany101]

@@nilesdoswell8752 Gus Johnson did a skit based off the original video

[@matthewszklany101]

Also she liked my comment I feel so mf blessed long live thursday, the only true god

[@sentrenade1244]

What’s the video called

[@matthewszklany101]

@@sentrenade1244 just a little bit more olive oil

[@Sabagegah]

"The straights have not heard the good word of Long Furby" -Strange Æons

[@ishanafondekar6334]

they arent as blessed as us gays are

[@lauraatwood746]

“who the beautiful creator behind long furby?” “a lesbian.”

[@chaos5917]

“I WILL CHERISH YOU AS MUCH AS I CHERISH MY GF” Me, realizing she’s on Tinder: ........ wAIT-

[@princessyoichi]

maybe they are poly

[@digilici951]

maybe she found her gf via tinder and didn’t delete her account

[@EyeconicLaura]

Could’ve been on tinder for friends as well. Or threesomes 🙃

[@funkle2645]

@@EyeconicLaura Girls on tinder can organize threesomes at the drop of a god damn hat

[@funkle2645]

@@digilici951 But that doesn't explain her currently using the app

[@sircatfaceesq578]

“It’s a deal breaker if you think ketchup is a sauce.” Yeah, because it’s a fruit-based liquid with 20% sugar... ...It’s a soda.

[@YaamFel]

It's not carbonated tho

[@sircatfaceesq578]

@RedstonerProductions Then it would be a sports drink like Powerade.

[@dirteater731]

RedstonerProductions you dare oppose me mortal.

[@YaamFel]

@@sircatfaceesq578 fair enough

[@digilici951]

Heath Burrows it’s a condiment

[@beitidh511]

Does anyone else want her shirt? True lesbian fashion.

[@gabriellag8915]

flimsy meat a straight woman but y e s.

[@f1zz-k1d89]

flimsy meat also the shirt she was wearing while she chopped the onion

[@laurelalloro]

@@f1zz-k1d89 Oh that just makes it better

[@Me-gu2eh]

It's summer flannel

[@philipb.3758]

A bi boy yee I need to look like a gay dad xd

[@metta6947]

"I have infinity plus 1 teeth" will be on my tombstone

[@ravenblood1954]

TheFabulousMettaton EX I was wearing headphones, now my ears are bleeding

[@evelynngaming2380]

@@ravenblood1954 Same

[@WizardLimon]

i litteraly jumped

[@helltubejackie1086]

b0nes

[@Cluelexander]

@@WizardLimon same

[@Powersd451]

The old saying: "Give a gay icon a long furby tinder account and she will have a grand old time."

[@katelynknopp8397]

Anyone: *types out a normal sentence* Random guy: Is this Ancient Chinese?

[@eddlake5694]

你好

[@wohdinhel]

never underestimate the stupidity of h*tero men on tinder

[@mirillis6083]

@@eddlake5694 您哈， 是是，猫男人

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

"The Straights have not heard the good word of Long Furby" - The Grand Gospel of Strange Aeons, 1:1

[@damienvalentine5043]

As a The Straight, I'm doing my best to rectify this situation. Long Son be with you.

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

Long son be with you, a the straight.

[@danieldodd8346]

Some of us have heard the good word of Long Furby. Praise Thursday!

[@skippidybap9503]

There are straights like myself that have heard of the Gospel!

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

ARCHMAGOS DECIUS KRONEN I, as a non straight, have seen enlightenment in those beautiful eyes of his

[@katherinedobbs52]

"At this point, I realized this man was trying to hook up with my furby." is not a sentence I knew I needed to hear, but... I Love It

[@VOLAIRE]

I _need_ to make a Tinder so that I can have a chance with the long lovely Furby 😩

[@miikomakes8083]

That's a suspicious emote

[@harrylane4]

Gotta also be canadian

[@gamingwithjay3]

Farrah Moan agrees with that emoji

[@zorofork]

im doing it rn

[@LovedandTheLover]

I am very tempted to make one a tinder just to say hi

[@thenameisred5534]

"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face."

[@voteZDLR]

You know what pseudo-intellectualism is right? Basically defined by quotes just like that, they sound good, but what the hell does it really mean? "You give a man a mask of your choosing and he'll show you his true face" uhhhh what, when he takes the other mask off real quick to put the new one on? You didn't really think that one through, did you? All you get when you give a man a mask is a man in a mask you gave him. Le shrug.

[@justahole8795]

@@voteZDLR Sir are you okay. Like this is a meme please

[@brunobaumanis7869]

​@@voteZDLR it's more metaphorical and abstract than a literal mask. The quote says that if you give anonymity and zero consequences to man, then he will show his true caracter

[@voteZDLR]

@@brunobaumanis7869 That makes more sense, but it has to be in meme territory still lol

[@Littlevampiregirl100]

or you can read too much into it. teach a man how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime, what if he does not like fish, what if he lives in the desert, what if the teacher couldn't spare a fishing pole once he leaves? or you can take it very directly, believing its only about survival or getting food for the day. but the phrase can be used for anything involving dependency. give a man anonymity and he will show you his true personality. sounds boring. give him a mask, countering the idea of showing his face. its a mind boggle at first, sounds cool and mysterious, but the meaning is there once you think and compare to reality

[@ccarroll8899]

9:18 literally half asleep watching this video in bed... eyes slowly getting heavier.. relaxed.. peaceful and content.... "INFINITY PLUS ONE TEETH!" I then violently flailed around almost falling off the edge of my bed, threw my phone upwards and hit myself in the face, and felt like I almost had a heart attack... almost ten minutes have gone by and my hearts still racing. Holy slinkby teeth was that a terrifying moment for me... Edit: like 45 min later and I'm still not over how startled I was and that cost me at least an hour or two of sleep and I need to be up and ready in like 5 hours.

[@ccarroll8899]

Infinity plus one is not even a fuxkin thing. That mans a degenerate

[@sashathebold4935]

Same but I had headphones

[@rusted_ursa]

Here lies Kay. Cause of death: sensory perception disorder + goddamn *bAsS bOoSt.*

[@sebandrews4395]

When I’m a parent I won’t tell my children about the tooth fairy. It’ll be the Tooth Furby.

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

My kid is about to lose a tooth. I'll send it to Thursday hahaha

[@Kat-PM]

bosh Keep it! They can take stem cells from it go make new body parts/heal their body if something happens to them.

[@BayOfWulf]

Kat M use teeth to make people

[@billdrew7229]

I'll tell my kids about the spine fairy

[@LukaTheSelkie]

This comment made me want children JUST so I can tell them this. (Not really, I’m not good with children, but I have animals I can tell!)

[@beepboop6297]

"all furbies are gay" iconic and factual, I want this engraved in a necklace

[@kristenrodgers4992]

Omg that's gonna be my first tattoo

[@meeowvi]

Kristen Rodgers THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA CAN I DO IT TOO

[@kristenrodgers4992]

@@meeowvi hell yeah you can lol, I was thinking of doing mine in comic sans.

[@eoincampbell1584]

As an interesting additional fact: all vampires are bi.

[@meeowvi]

Kristen Rodgers I love that so much

[@emotionjournal]

The "I don't have legs Michele" gives off "This isn't a beach it's a bathtub" Energy

[@ravevenom7350]

Strange Æons: uses a word with 4 syllables Tinder Man: wow you must be bilingual

[@nenidetic]

bilingual has 4 syllables

[@ravevenom7350]

@@nenidetic neat

[@nenidetic]

@@ravevenom7350 lol

[@diskgabiru]

I SCREAMEEEEDDDDD LMAOOO

[@orifox1629]

@@nenidetic huh, it very much does not in my dialect. only 3 syllables for me

[@venus_ai]

Someone: Who is your bi icon/inspiration? Me: *long furby fills me with half gay happiness*

[@SeraphBunniel]

What I learned from this video: Some people are so touch starved that they'll try to flirt with long furby and honestly if that isn't probably my future I don't know what is

[@GrunkusDunkus]

This gives me life. The line "I am a furby, I am enlightened beyond gender" had me doubled over gasping.

[@xx2MuchTimeGURL11xx]

the "I have infinity +1 teeth" edit jump started my heart, im sweating

[@Melissa-sx9vh]

I was looking for someone to comment that, I died watching that part with earphones 😂😂

[@aliciafield5106]

A little headups would have been nice I just dropped my phone. XD

[@ishasatapathy6303]

It’s like eleven right now, I’m at a family friend’s house, and I just screeched loud enough to wake up everyone in the building

[@imaginarypluto6719]

@@ishasatapathy6303 it's 12:29am and i was watching without headphones and kinda yelped and maybe possibly dropped my phone on my face

[@swifty2555]

Whennn

[@thetypewriter3526]

"I love to slither around the park and eat small rodents" IM CRYING RN

[@mayamay1539]

Give a man a mask something something -Oscar Wilde’s drunk persona: Oscan Gidle

[@haggisa]

Maya May Everything is about sex. Except something. Something is about something.

[@Werewolf._Bitez]

“I don’t have legs Micheal” one second in and I’m wheezing

[@bowsercastle]

"are you a boy or a girl" *_"m y c o n d o l e n c e s"_*

[@melodyhaviland9393]

my senior quote is “if you want to know true freedom, start a long furby account”

[@claireoconnor307]

Mine might be “I have infinity plus one teeth”

[@jackkirwan8146]

Mine would be "I don't have legs Michael"

[@ShadyBun]

Mine is “crunch crunch give me your bones”

[@screamingpossums2948]

mine i’d just gonna be “ i’m gay with a long furby. that’s it”

[@koffinkiss]

I'm gonna make so much Thursday Bisexual Pride art now, thanks Teya

[@cavekid1400]

fuck yeah

[@louisthelemon39]

Thursday says bi rights

[@callumanon3917]

where can I find the art? O.o

[@Anusha-fv8tz]

Where can we see it? xD

[@michaelguo5133]

"Give a man a mask, and, something something" - Strange Aeons, 2019

[@Cruggsy122]

*lesbian mum posts* here I go ignoring life whilst watching a woman use a slonky furby to flirt

[@boredcat9206]

I see this as an absolute plus.

[@mordredthemightymetalhead292]

@Happy Doggo Sounds nefarious...

[@amelialovessans1337]

*s l o n k y*

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

*_S l o n k y_*

[@blarg2429]

*_S L O N K Y_*

[@eeeev_aa]

"So tell me, male or female" "mY cONdoLeNcES" This is the single greatest thing I have ever heard

[@Mr.Man2214]

“Boy porridge” is one of the worst combination of word I have heard to date.

[@locallance1529]

oh you mean best.

[@Lyndiloo]

Why am I laughing so hard at Derek and his 32 teeth?

[@Lexender]

Boy still has his wisdom teeth.

[@ryba4439]

yeah, ikr? it's a pathetic, laughable amount of teeth.

[@adorexo13]

I FEEL ATTACKED.... I have my wisdom teeth still :(

[@QJ89]

And why is that Teeth GIF so creepy!?

[@uwukotoa]

I have *INFINITY PLUS 1 TEETH*

[@HeartShapedBoxxxxx]

long furbies conversational skills are truly *chefs kiss* gonna use some of those "gimme ur bones" "knock knock wheres ur teeth" "wanna slither thru the park and eat bugs with me"

[@realhumanpersonnotafrog2241]

When a long furby gets more action than you. Honestly I’m not even mad, it’s just natural.

[@bellab5680]

I’m bi and proud to have long furby as the bi icon💜💙💕✊

[@spencerkaufman3257]

Omg yes-

[@rowlettboy5748]

He's an bicon

[@theentrepreneurofemos]

HELL yeah

[@sirhissboi6100]

Why isn't he pan

[@charlotterose6669]

Same tjo

[@hirosh.s]

9:22 my whole body jumped there. its 3 am and i was wearing headphones... dont do this to me im too young to die

[@god-ok8pk]

Nobody is too young I need SACRIFICE

[@goodsocksproductions9397]

How tf was it that loud

[@shrutis]

Same girl, the vibrations reached to my heart and made me jump

[@DeathnoteBB]

I was at like 8:23 when I read this comment; thank you for the warning

[@constantinav.6117]

my heart is still pounding that was so scary omg

[@redballoon9007]

Ah yes, the three genders. Male Female *And Long Furby*

[@B.Bearrr]

"give a man a mask, something something, that's how I feel being long furby on tinder" -STRANGE ÆONS 2019

[@PhoenixMilk]

I read this right as she said it it's fricking creepy when it happens

[@summermermaidstar756]

Single Ladies: "Why can't I get a cute lover?" Long Furby: "Because Im the only one that shows up on their bidar"

[@cj_is_okay]

My brother saw the long furby and asked me “does she do drugs” i cant lmao

[@bianrose]

a man that will tempura his spine for his furry babby? *THAT'S MY TYPE*

[@mossbaby6292]

cybersigh THATS MY TYPE

[@maddoxs9841]

Strange: "it only costs 6 human teeth to join my long furby cult" Me: *running at the screen with my baby teeth I saved for some reason*

[@kailynthompson8693]

*Tooth Fairy wants to know your location*

[@novarey6008]

I'm Dad no *I’M Dad*

[@kailynthompson8693]

@@novarey6008 No, I'm dad lol

[@TaraMooknee]

9:22 RIP headphone users

[@valaritas5997]

How is the cow doing?

[@oliversmithlawrence]

Lesbian culture is being the hottest guy someone's matched with

[@GigaChadh976]

The phrase is”give a man a mask he will show his true face.”

[@lentoturmahub8214]

I love how this just escalated from normal conversation to founding a Cult for Thursday.

[@hannahwrong8233]

That ear rape caught me way off guard. My spine almost jumped out of my body

[@lucabalsa5368]

Your lucky it didn’t or Thursday would have stolen it

[@ethanjohnstone6797]

an Offering

[@librasuperstar3779]

if my spine jumps out of my body, don't put it back. Thursday caught ME slippin

[@Teanu.]

that means it's almost ready to hatch

[@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri9836]

We need your spine

[@emmamarie1356]

"If you want to know true freedom, start a long furby tinder account' is my new senior quote.

[@amynhotep7651]

Me too, fam. Me too lmao

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Honestly the chaos she exudes I relate with immensely and i am here for it

[@kabelmarder2760]

Where and how should one go about sacrificing 6 of their teeth to join the furby cult? Asking for a friend.

[@lessthandecent8769]

Step 1: Have a child Step 2: Wait a few years Step 3: Steal their teeth

[@kabelmarder2760]

@@lessthandecent8769 The teeth have already been acquired. I used to be a child in my past.

[@rachael5300]

I had 4 teeth pulled out when I was in 7th grade, so they're charged with the pain and agony I was feeling at the time. Anyone spare 2 teeth so I can go join a cult?

[@eoinwalsh5468]

Give them to my mouth to eat

[@lessthandecent8769]

@@rachael5300 sorry, already used my spare teeth to join the cult

[@devynlyman2947]

Random citizen: I know it’s you hibc Strange Æons: *suprised pikachu face*

[@IceKreacher]

I love that saying. "Give a man a mask and something something."

[@issi99]

8:40 "Give a man a mask... and... something something." -StraneAeons, 2019

[@user-ho6py6fj3s]

"male or female?" "my condolences" lol

[@_50_ducks_]

If that dude couldn't understand a furby without a gender, how would he respond to me?.. *screams in "ancient Chinese"* (enby language)

[@girlgruel]

i have officially changed my insta username to girlgruel 💀💀

[@nrdydrkassassn]

"Do you write fanfiction, Kelsey?" no she writes loren grey appreciation comments

[@vee2927]

ryan trahan?

[@nrdydrkassassn]

@@vee2927 ye

[@aliciakrauser9881]

as soon as i get to college i am ordering a long furby because i will not let my mother stop me

[@ididntwanta2partname424]

Imagine being matched with a long furby on tinder and him telling you ketchup is a söööp!

[@salemthecaaat]

really proud of what our generation has morphed conversation into

[@christinagarrett7696]

I am as well.

[@Artist-128]

I am as well.

[@citrustangerine]

I am as well.

[@digilici951]

3:54 i know how to make it worse. “Some people can’t wait for the weekend to get here, but I can’t wait for Thursday to come.” I’m only half sorry.

[@WTFPr0m]

Misread the title as "Talking To Boys As Long AS Furby" and started panicking

[@morrisonogallagher7148]

I LOVE TGAT LONG FURBY IS A BISEXUAL SCORPIO ICON LIKE ME

[@phiac.8435]

Katharine OGallagher omg twins

[@pluto9509]

phia c. Triplets!!!

[@apotheosis6505]

whatever the four one is

[@srutibanerjee7352]

sAME

[@Tonkameow]

*I don't have legs Michael* I died at that part your face was so *confused* when you read his message

[@Evidael]

"I will cherish this as much as I cherish my gf" what were they doing on tinder.....

[@milesworld426]

They might have an open relationship

[@IceKreacher]

Maybe they're polyamorous.

[@mudawott]

Tindr cqn b3 goodfor the meme

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

@@mudawott i love how you type!!!

[@georgeryanrossthethird2048]

I had seven wisdom teeth removed recently and two of them crumbled so I only have five I’m sorry mother

[@devizakura]

hOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DID YOU HAVE, JEEZUS

[@georgeryanrossthethird2048]

Devi Zakura four of them were enlarged, too!

[@saturnstar5603]

@@devizakura I might be remembering this wrong but I think it's possible to have 3 rows of wisdom teeth. Dude must've had two

[@mossbaby6292]

George Ryan Ross the Third send them to lesbian mothers PO Box with ur comment printed out on top

[@Ema_Not_Emma]

A worthy offering nonetheless.

[@Faith_Soprano]

I have no idea why, but, "I still get a kick outta those fuckers" as a response to "Any thoughts on airplanes?" made me actually laugh out loud.

[@riley-scarlett3265]

I'm so here for the neverending Long Furby saga

[@sirmlan]

Who isn't at this point

[@livebackwards]

"Just glorious, Derek. How many teeth do you have?"

[@evangelinewood3325]

It's been 3 fucking years and that goddamn David Lynch style olive oil paragraph haunts my dreams. Jesus.

[@frogfrogix]

I shall have you know that I became so focused on Thursday, that I walked downstairs, asked my mother if I have a spine and tarnished my reputation.

[@kristenrodgers4992]

U shouldn't be judged for your religious beliefs

[@chrisa.7556]

So you just exposed that your flirt language is kissy face emojis

[@Mel-mc9mu]

This gives me amounts of joy I was not prepared for.

[@nic-ze1oq]

Please make "send your spines to my P.O box" an actual part of your outro

[@katyhayes4651]

I wholeheartedly agree. It just has such a nice ring to it

[@portopilzi]

Thought the same thing

[@angelswithmolotovs9857]

PLEASE MAKE “I DONT HAVE LEGS, MICHAEL” MERCH WITH THURSDAY ON IT I WOULD WEAR IT ALWAYS

[@oddeyes9413]

I need: *The Adventure's of Thursday the Longboy Furby.* to be a thing.

[@shanepacheco6878]

Because of this, I made a character on ROBLOX called Lord Furby and I think I qualify as a cult leader. I literally have not just my friends in on it, but a few strangers who literally act like they are worshiping Lord Furby as their leader

[@Sodabubbless]

You're how I discovered that I in fact am not straight.

[@summerrose4351]

And you are the reason that I can do it 😂

[@annerobin1]

it's like 3 am, i have headphones in and 9:21 gave me a literal heart attack and now I'm so grumpy I don't even wanna finish the video. I'll probably still finish it.

[@BibleStorm]

that was absolutely fucked. I had my volume low and I reckon the neighbours heard it

[@123funwithfire]

I screamed. So rude.

[@missiridia2337]

Yeah, I now finally know what’s after life. Cuz I fucking DIED when it screamed to my brain

[@vampiresquid2635]

whoever went through with it and sent you a spine bit, I admire you

[@m0derately.g0th]

being a furby IS bi culture, actually

[@chalkcult]

Ryan Williams Guess I'm a furry now-

[@aino2927]

I'm just here being mad at the fact that she pronounces söööp like soup, my little Finnish heart can't take it

[@aino2927]

@Soviet who Cuts Well you have to know how to pronounce ö so just google it. The rest is pronounced exactly as spelled

[@portopilzi]

As an Austrian I also heard it as sooeep

[@kayhaven4710]

First off, I want to apologize for being FIVE MONTHS LATE TO THIS AMAZING VIDEO! Secondly, We need this to become a series!

[@carter333]

August 25, 2018: I would never spend money on or do [furby mods] myself August 26, 2019: Talking To Boys As Long Furby

[@Xenderman]

Damn, a year really B changing ppl like that

[@probablypossessed2075]

Teya. I’ve been asking for centuries. What should I name my future furbies. There are two. Please. Teya. Mom. Please.

[@neurozoned]

bitch and poop

[@alitaniak7404]

Olive and Oil

[@finnkatz]

Wesley orange-radish and kyrine pale cream

[@ladyaarion]

Cronch Bitchslurp and Paperbeth Oliveoil

[@cardcastor2541]

pride and joy

[@GennaG]

11:25 the notification tho... "i'll spray paint it for the extra edgy aesthetic "

[@Jasmine270]

ok but ngl if an actual pretty girl with normal pictures sent those messages to me I'd probably still be in love

[@ladlevi]

pretty girl: can i have ur spine u: 😍😍😍