Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - First Viewing

Okay so they've already seen Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, but will this movie get any better the second time Doug and Rob see it? Well...it does get funnier.
Watch the NC review here - • Jurassic World: Fallen...
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.
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[@ChannelAwesome]

Happy Thanksgiving! Commercials are back this coming Wednesday!

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I want that GoodFeathers shirt!!!!!!

[@nubnubthegreat8215]

Woah I'm early

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It’s that time again.

[@redred8478]

Could there be a Doug Review/Sibling Rivalry of The Grinch (2018)?

[@samyelts8498]

Channel Awesome happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and co-workers

[@wstine79]

Dr. Malcolm sums it up well in Lost World: Jurassic Park. "Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas."

[@mrdufresne05]

Your right, this movie is teaching us the lesson it had in the 1993 original movie.

[@mychaeljones7526]

@@mrdufresne05 and in the TV series which is what the third film will be which is stupid

[@TheCrazyfighter19]

Austin Hamilton dinosaurs into our world is the best idea ever!

[@RedEyesTops]

I don't get why they kept making dinosaurs after the first park anyway....Hell, I don't get why they did it in the first movie, it's way too damn dangerous

[@mrdufresne05]

@@TheCrazyfighter19 I am not going to lie, but yeah, that a great idea.

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"You would think a dinosaur would be smart enough to look at lava and go 'No.'." For some reason, that one line had me giggling like a child. I think it's because I can visualise it.

[@calebhelterbrand6306]

So when I first saw this movie, that Brontosaurus scene actually made me tear up, because it just made me think back to the first movie where it showed that dinosaurs aren’t just killing machines and they are actual creatures. But walking out it hit me, the only reason that scene got an emotion was because of the first movie. They didn’t earn that scene. It was for unnecessary pathos hoping you’d see there point of view

[@LordMegatron84]

The worst part of that scene to me was how they confirmed that was the same Brontosaurus from the first movie

[@isaacwatkins8188]

@@LordMegatron84 Brachiosaurus

[@purpleemerald5299]

Is Rob growing out his beard so he can dye it white for an even more legit Santa Christ outfit?

[@mrdufresne05]

Yes. He is making his Santa Clause beard for an upcoming Christmas movie first reviewing with NC.

[@LunatheLoungeSinger]

Movember

[@mrdufresne05]

@@LunatheLoungeSinger Ha Ha. That's funny.

[@0ne0nlyLarry]

Wait...Santa Christ was Rob the whole time 😱😱😱😱 So there is no Santa Christ

[@mrdufresne05]

@@0ne0nlyLarry Back then, I didn't even know he played Santa Clause either.

[@Zanzoltan]

"Jurassic World 2: SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!"

[@hellogoodbye3678]

That reference tho

[@weirdguy1495]

Well, shit, now I have to watch the Langoliers review again.

[@ianherrick3526]

LADY!

[@luke769animations]

Fuck her, she released a shit ton of house sized apex predators into the world for one reason… “Their alive, like me”! Damn psychopath

[@gageperuti5519]

LADY!

[@louisduarte8763]

Rob's metaphor about the burning-to-death brachiosaurus symbolizing the whole franchise is genius.

[@BugsyFoga]

To quote Dr.Malcolm : "That is One Big Pile of Shit"

[@stuffie]

The amount of quotes Dr. Malcolm has that can be applied to the franchise makes me think that someone somewhere is actually writing them on purpose lol

[@CardinalKid87]

Thats uh uh highly profound

[@mrdufresne05]

His 1993 character is saying how badly this movie is, compared to the original Jurassic Park.

[@chwenhoou]

Everyone from Jeff Goldblum to Toby Jones has the same "What the fuck am I doing here?!" look in their eyes. They're all wishing they were doing a Marvel Studios movie and a couple of them have been in a Marvel Studios movie.

[@mrdufresne05]

@@Dinossword I know it wasn't trying to but that quote actually sums up the movie though.

[@EvanTomiko]

"Let's create a new indo raptor that attacks by aiming a gun" XD

[@LadyOnikara]

Lego Movie 2 says hello!

[@RYU583]

I will create a tiger thats attacks anything I drop a bomb on.....very dangerous

[@CeltycSparrow]

I love how the coward guy is STARING RIGHT AT THE GIRL as she opens the gate to release all the dinosaurs and makes NO attempt to stop her.

[@tylerfindlay3774]

Maybe he thought the girl would bite him.

[@CeltycSparrow]

@@tylerfindlay3774 Speaking of biting.....we never actually see them re-capture all these dinosaurs. Carnivores no less like Mama Rexy and Blue. So I guess the girl's desire for these beautiful dinosaurs to live just damned all of humanity because now they are going to be eaten by dinosaurs. lol

[@victorm152]

What. A. Twerp!

[@MissEarthling]

Coward

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

He's terrified of the dinos but has apparently no problem with them roaming in the wild.

[@Walduhu]

Oh look, it's freaking Amish Starlord building his wood house in the middle of freaking nowhere.

[@omarbautista541]

So if dinosaurs go extinct what's stopping to clone them again. Knowing this made me not care about this movie at all because I mean why cant you clone more

[@jimmyp.6180]

I have absolutely no idea why I didnt think of this. Now I'm pissed at myself.

[@omarbautista541]

@@jimmyp.6180 now imagine donating to a cause like in the movie to help preserve animals...... that were extinct and are now living just about to go extinct again like before but can just be brought back to life again

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Omar Bautista The point is they wouldn’t clone them again

[@Iqbalx1]

Omar Bautista I assume it because it cost a lot of money only reason Jurassic park was a thing because John Hammon was rich

[@srlong1123]

This movie has a scene where people are spending millions of dollars for just one dinosaur. There are definitely millionaires that would pay to clone more dinosaurs.

[@hotshotpc]

Every single thing Ian Malcom says in all of these movies about Ingen and their decisions can be used to describe this sequel trilogies production. Incredible.

[@DragonRebelRose]

I love how your cat makes cameos in your videos now. We need more of him...no...we *demand* more of him.

[@monsterjambrony]

Yay! For all the cat lovers!

[@ThreadBomb]

Turn CA into another cat channel? Hmmm. Not a terrible idea....

[@takeshikujo2909]

I freaking love how Chaplin just meows his frustration of the movie before introducing people to what they should have done with the franchise in the next shot he's in.

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

you have it backward

[@victorm152]

Have you seen the That Darn Cat review

[@playererror4044]

It says something when the VELOCIRAPTOR! is the character I care for the most in your Jurassic Park sequel.

[@DonaldWWitt]

At least now we'll get a sitcom of Blue trying to adjust to being a Suburban homeowner!

[@MarelorMoon]

@@DonaldWWitt yeah, I heard he will be starring in a Sitcom called "How I ate your mother", they are only planning for a couple of episodes :P

[@JVR10893]

Marelor Moon Jurassic Parks & Recreation.

[@thepeanutgallery9980]

And that was just because they basically made it a dog

[@silversamurai0267]

That was literally me the entire movie. "I REALLY don't care who gets eaten at this point, but BLUE BETTER NOT FUCKING DIE. Seriously, let this world BURN for all I care, so long as Blue is the only survivor. I've invested too much emotion into that single dinosaur for her to be killed off in such a trash movie..."

[@punishedghost4970]

I love Rob's Jeff Goldblum impressions.

[@Zorglorfian]

Punished Ghost They’re seriously the best

[@chrisreynolds6391]

"oh" *Jeff Goldblum Voice.

[@missemeriin]

You're at least a self aware hipster Doug

[@andrewkful]

What is his deal with hipsters?

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@ImLOG4N Aren't the Walker brothers 'libtards' too? I think they make it pretty clear when ever they bring up politics.

[@crazyd4ve875]

@@Mailed-Knight They're neither leftist libtard Hillary supportners nor Trump supporters lol, they're just the sane few in the middle.

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@crazyd4ve875 * Shrugs *

[@hanayokoizumi1393]

The reason why people wanted another Jurassic movie, well to quote George from Peppa Pig: *Dinosaur!*

[@archivedaccount5990]

The filmmakers were snorting something, and I'm not talking about making pig noises...

[@connorwood9211]

@@archivedaccount5990 "We've got to have money"

[@mrdufresne05]

You're right Orihime Inoue about George from Pegga Pig commented about wanting another Jurassic Park sequel.

[@MagnusSkiptonLLC]

*Peppa Pig Narrator:* Oh dear. The movie producers have made a terrible movie. (whomp whomp)

[@hanayokoizumi1393]

@Skippy the Magnificent Oh dear, indeed.

[@BugsyFoga]

Happy thanksgiving to everybody at C.A !!!!😁👌

[@SerenityM16]

Nathaniel Foga How few are left?

[@GlenGlingo9]

Greetings and salutations, Junge of the Georgle.

[@itsmattmc123]

“Allen!”

[@motor4X4kombat]

I give this movie this, ill take that jump scare More serious than the raptor smilling at the camera

[@bthsr7113]

Beyond the storytelling perspective, using dinosaurs as living weapons is impractical as jeck, and would probably violate some laws/treaties about the ethical treatment of animals and the ways in which wars are fought. Also, these dinguses forget just how effective modern military ordinance is, so even if you did find some idiot with enough power in interest to put these beasts onto the battlefield, your investment would be very quickly lost. The carnivores that got let out shouldn't be too hard to hunt down. Call up the national guard right away and give it a month tops. And that's not even getting into the logistics of the endeavor. Gestation and growth times, training, specialized housing, food, water, and possibly even equipment like armor, heated clothing to open up new areas for deployment that they can't handle otherwise, and sensors for the guys handling them. This is leaving aside their lack of creative designs, and the low intelligence of these supposed cunning killing machines. Mind you I've only seen the original movie, but using dinos as living weapons wouldn't be practical even if it was possible.

[@Sonichero151]

The Brachiosaurus was always the gentlest dinosaur in every movie. It's basically the Giraffe from Last of Us. So that's why it had to die horribly..... People had the biggest connection to it.

[@darkieanimations3640]

10:56 Awwwww you have such a cute kitty! *sorry I just really love animals*

[@thebatman4279]

Purrasic Park: Fallen Kittendom 😏

[@rogue7723]

His name's Chaplin :).

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Jurassic World: Fallen Script

[@superthorc6894]

kremit the frog roll credit

[@WingItMan217]

kremit the frog hehehe

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Jurassic World: Fallen Franchise

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Boner.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Marvelfan 129 oof

[@Nio744]

I just realised something. how come the gyrosphere is resistant against a dinosaur, but not a gun ?

[@zachsutton9866]

Right? Jimmy Fallon said it could take a 50 cal bullet, but he shot it UNDERWATER and it broke! What?!

[@16JPE]

Science! @@zachsutton9866

[@ge2719]

@@sasoridokueki5754 no

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

@@sasoridokueki5754 I don't think that the glass would degrade that much that quickly. And if they did, it'd be a poor investment and upkeep for the fleet of balls would be pretty high. Also, sparkle sparkle sparkle.

[@blackbatman2710]

@@sasoridokueki5754 just no, don't make excuses for bad writing.

[@isaactheworshipwarrior6687]

The Brachiosaurus didn't try to kill anyone!

[@motor4X4kombat]

Thats like feeling sorry for an elephant after surviving an stampede of them. Fuck them i rather kiss the ground with shit than staring at them in agony. I mean did the crew members from the king Kong remake felt sorry for the brachiosaurus after surviving the chase?

[@clareoreilly5138]

All I could think of when I saw that scene was "Do you remember the way to the great valley"

[@somacruz7759]

Well it was confirmed to be the same Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park so seeing her die hit home for many fans.

[@hernanhenriquez6778]

It's like Hollywood tells their directors you have to look at all the old amazing films and do nothing like that

[@marvelstuff445]

10:56 Doug’s cat is like to the movie, “nope!”

[@101Draico]

10:56 Chaplin: F*ck this movie! It’s not a great guy!

[@noaholson9047]

I will defend the movie for wanting to go the horror route but yea The characters are pretty stupid

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

in what universe does a horror movie have like, 5 off screen deaths

[@johnjsal]

But what made it a "horror" movie?

[@Neat0_o]

This is far from a horror movie lol wtf are you talking about.

[@swiggyswags8119]

@@Neat0_o because that's what it was advertised as " the scariest Jurassic movie to date"

[@ladyart2760]

🐈(Doug's Cat) Meow...Meow... (Rob) God, even your cat has rejected this movie" Lmao 😂😂💀💀 10:46

[@timothymorris157]

For the record, his name is Chaplin!

[@ErichoTTA]

10:56 The kitty cat!

[@Lishadra]

It would have been cool if at the beginning of the movie we see a catastrophic upset. It could have established the dinosaurs being poached off the island and kept in some secret facility or whatever, and then breaking out. Maybe Owen or the Target Demographic girl accidentally releases them and there’s a guilt arc later, I dunno. But then the rest of the movie is about people adapting to this new normal. Do they kill them all? Just the predators? Do they try to coexist and set up wildlife conservation areas? What do you do in this situation? It feels like this movie asked this question, but was too scared to answer it.

[@austinkruse7610]

Lishadra it’s actually kinda good

[@Humanoidfreak]

"you are my Wu Tang Clan." I died.

[@MrRatchet015]

The Plot-Twits of this movie is the Chris Pratt Character remember something like "Omg!! I remember know I'm Star Lord and Thanos erased me...or sent me to another dimension" I think that explains why in this world everybody is dumb.

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

The whole movie is just a bad self insert fan fiction written by Star-Lord after he was shown Jurassic Park

[@101Draico]

As someone who actually built a treeless treehouse with just hammer and nails, I know how stupid it is to build a whole house without you wanting to give up after 5 minutes

[@patricklyons794]

Jurassic World 3: Attack of the Clones

[@teejaykaye4357]

I would watch that.

[@bentcn8511]

The Lion King teaser is up. Be prepared..........to rage.

[@shinndig1293]

He can whine and bitch all he wants, still no logically sane person is gonna give a shit what he thinks.

[@MythicSuns]

After completing Red Dead Redemption II I kind of have admiration for people who build their own houses (ok, flat pack houses but, whatever) the traditional 19th century way. Though at least in Red Dead Redemption II it didn't look out of place.

[@brucesnow7125]

Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board And I'll cut it I'll climb up the ladder with a hammer and nail And I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house Together In the snow or the rain or the ice cold wind Whenever No matter What the weather We're together Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board And I'll cut it I'll climb up the ladder with a hammer and nail Now nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house Together In the snow or the rain or the ice cold wind Whenever No matter Any weather We're together

[@victorm152]

Doug's right about this one being a guilty pleasure. The acting is good and the effects are better, but it's also even dumber than the last one.

[@raymondwatt9773]

I actually disagree with Doug in that. Jurassic Park III is a guilty pleasure, Fallen Franchise was insufferable garbage

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

I like this film, even though it's so stupid. Like with Doug, this film is so terrible, that it's kind of entertaining.

[@zpeter2590]

Yeah this is a terrible movie but I enjoyed how terrible it is. Basically it's so bad it's good

[@n.d.engleson6499]

Well, there’s your Jurassic Park series pattern- The first of both the Park *and* World franchises seem to be the only good ones. But unlike Jurassic Parks 2 and 3, this one is so good it’s bad; I couldn’t agree more.

[@xcar0982]

For some reason, Rob looks as Jack Black.

[@monsterjambrony]

The Game Master OMG you’re so right!

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

Oh god, Rob with a beard is like Doug without one.

[@gonzaloegonzalez8106]

10:56 best cameo ever

[@lightningchaserart]

Can we just let this franchise go extinct please?

[@elephantpowerproductions]

Fishychicken Or at the very least, reboot it to be a Rated R and faithful adaptation of the book with it’s graphic animal on human violence

[@supercool2898]

Do you have a first viewing of wrinkle in time

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

@John Joyner They also did a Sibling Rivalry of J.W.F.K. In fact, there have been times (including this video) where they acknowledge at the beginning that one or both of them have already seen the movie.

[@chpielme]

I wish they would do an old vs new of A Wrinkle in Time. The old version definitely isn’t good but for some weird reason I’ve always liked it. Then we could get a first viewing and I think it could get really interesting comparing the two

[@Endtimescoming]

I've always liked The Goodfeather's. Not quite as much as Pinky and the Brain. But the God-Pigeon is great.

[@ireviewcinema]

Jurassic Bore: Fallen Franchise.

[@tylerfindlay3774]

Jurassic world: Lost potential

[@mitchellneuhoff9946]

Fuck both of you fake fans

[@somacruz7759]

@@mitchellneuhoff9946 Yeah! Fuck them >:(

[@SapphirusYT]

Jurassic World: Fallen Apart

[@alienbacon656]

Wu Tang Clan made me laugh way more than it should have

[@nathanross7448]

To be clear: the herbivorous dinosaurs would absolutely wreak havoc on the environment, and are therefore every bit as dangerous

[@Depth217]

Um, duh we’re going to feel sorry for the Brachiosaurus? It didn’t try to kill anybody. Smh Critic come on man

[@meldrickedwards1785]

Yeah just because one dinosaur wants to kill you doesn't mean they all do.

[@sculptureofsound2]

Lmao what?? 😄😄😄 The brachiosaurus dying was hilarious. My friend and I laughed our asses off. It was done in a way that was so goofy and try-hardy that it couldnt help but be hilarious. There were trying so hard to be sentimental and emotional, they didn't realize how stupid and dumb as shit that scene was. If y'all thought that was sad, yall suckas. I laugh every time I see that part, this movie fcking sucks.

[@bladenight23]

Depth217 Yes because it makes *TOTAL* sense to feel bad for the *CLONE* dinosaur that we have already established time and time again we can make more of.

[@Unyubaby]

@@bladenight23 Yeah that was the same feeling I got. It felt so forced like "Hey look at this FEEL BAD FOR THIS". This movie was horrible, even the 3rd Park is better.

[@Th3Downz]

@@bladenight23 I didn't feel really feel bad for it. But suggesting that clones are dispensable copies of "real" organisms just opens a can of existentialism that's impossible to argue objectively

[@agentofentertainment1361]

This was the first movie that I saw in theaters,where I literally yelled out loud “LET THEM DIE!!!!!” I hated this movie,I haven’t seen it since then.

[@jaredmonk9404]

Rob, you're a swell guy, you've been behind several of my favorite NC jokes... but Doug was 100% right to cut that Wu-Tang joke.

[@agentofentertainment1361]

And to think we thought the girl being a clone,would be the dumbest thing they did with the character.

[@yungo1rst]

its a brachiosaur. not a brontosaur.

[@sparco956]

i love these. i love seeing where your jokes for the video came from

[@talulad]

Oh that kitty!!!

[@redcelticdrake]

Caaaatttt!!!

[@SyberiaWinx]

I saw the cat! : D

[@doc9600]

I didn't recognize Rob when I first saw him.

[@wizardvozk5874]

W.D Gaster 2.0 But..he isn’t in the video.

[@doc9600]

Elijah Bolton Then who is Doug sitting next to?

[@wizardvozk5874]

@@doc9600 Not Rob that's for sure. Rob's beard doesn't look like that

[@paintedpig3021]

If they do make another movie it better be an hour and 20 minutes of dinosaurs destroying cities. No human clones no subplots no fluff just pure anarchy

[@Spindler2007]

It will probably be like Planet of the Apes but with dinosaurs.

[@dastvan8002]

@@Spindler2007 I'm just imaging Blue's head on the Lincoln memorial while Chris Pratt is being arrested by hyper intelligent Velociraptors

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

I want a whole trilogy of dinosaurs destroying different locations in interesting ways.

[@justindemoret9481]

That movie has already been made, it's called Gojirra.

[@peytonmac1131]

Problem with that type of movie is explaining why the military doesn't just come flying in and mow all the dinosaurs down with miniguns. Jurassic Park only works in a small environment, once they're out in the wild dinosaurs wouldn't last long against modern technology. Not when competent people are in charge, in any case.

[@stuffie]

The one thing that annoyed me more than the movie was the amount of fans defending it :V

[@dastvan8002]

"this film is good because it says things and means stuff!" That is approximately 75% of people defending this garbage fire from my experience

[@dalekrenegade2596]

Let guess Dangerville comments?

[@shinndig1293]

I'm a huge JP fan and even I couldn't for the life of me defend this movie.

[@shinndig1293]

What's depressing is I actually used to really like both Dangerville and Klayton but JESUS CHRIST I honestly think they both turned insane with their views on this film.

[@turkeygod6665]

Thats they're opinion, no need to get all upset about it.

[@MrGeekFreek]

Jurassic World 3: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

[@codysmith3915]

You mean Jurassic World 3: Xenozoic? I'd give all my money if that's what it's leading to.

[@ragincanadian5090]

“Thank god this brilliantly crafted military dinosaur is dumb as shit!”

[@SharpDesign]

Audience watches depressed and empty...(KZbin cuts to phone ad) I laughed out loud.

[@batmanwilliams7889]

This makes me alittle emotional 8:48

[@darthbradmedia8929]

BATMAN Williams I teared up a bit in the theater.

[@thomasgrindol9124]

Please review The Meg.

[@mistertea603]

Oh! Well... l see that Rob has embraced No Shave November wholeheartedly...

[@mayabc333]

I misread that as "No Shame November", which should probably become a real thing this year

[@ShadowEX7]

The dumbest part of the whole “island is gonna blowup” plot is the fact that there ARE 5 islands & at least 1 other island has dinosaurs on it, yet no one in the movie addresses this fact!

[@shreb6182]

They were addressed...?

[@floydharper4653]

I wouldnt have minded the little girl being a clone if they had done anything with it or it had gone anywhere. Like it didn't add up to anything other than her opening the door and letting the dinosaurs out, they could have gotten out any other way and it would have meant about as much. It's the Jurassic Park equivalent of "Martha!", it's obvious that whoever wrote it thought it was clever but it's just too damn on the nose

[@toddHoward_]

Fallen Franchise

[@idontknowandidontcare8625]

just imagine when the dinosaur gets on the roof, it just yells "WHERE AM I!" in dougs dino voice

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

[@patrickjohnson1649]

This has the Same Bad Twist Ending as Detroit.

[@redred8478]

Have you seen this year's Grinch movie? I would like it if you did a Doug Review/Sibling Rivalry of it.

[@nyxxie-pooh]

I would like a NC Review more than a Doug Reveiw. He did the Live Action one, it kinda makes sense to do the new one. Plus, I wanna see what jokes he can write about the movie XD

[@redred8478]

@@nyxxie-pooh Yeah, I'd like an NC Review too, but will he be able to do that by this Christmas? (Won't he need a DVD of it? Or can he view the one on KZbin? Or are there others?)

[@nyxxie-pooh]

@@redred8478 Idk, it could be one of those reviews that go on past Christmas, like he does with Nostalgiaween a lot or like he did before with the Care Bears Nutcracker, where it keeps him stable for his Christmas Hangover XD

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

@@nyxxie-pooh wonder if he would hate this new version more than the live action or like it more

[@redred8478]

@@nyxxie-pooh Maybe, though will the DVD still be released by then?

[@BradShadowDog]

Never clicked so fast b4. I just love their first viewings.

[@JamesT094]

Remember in Jurassic World when Jimmy Fallon says the Gyro thingies would stop a .50 caliber bullet? & in this one Owen shoots through it with idk, a 9mm?

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!!

[@thesalsaguy4395]

Thumbnail is me when I see an Ali-A click bait video in my recommended for no reason

[@ironicugandan5826]

6:14 Well... I guess the girl in the glasses is very excited to see the dinosaurs.... judging from her shirt

[@reginaphalange9417]

2:32 - 2:46 it’s reassuring I’m not the only one ^^

[@khartog01]

There's a T rex on the loose. Oh, the Army just killed it. Carry on.

[@isaacandluxo5463]

I was a little sad when the brontosaurus was the last thing you see on that island because it was the first dinosaur you see on the island

[@soulite2574]

There’s a reason these are some of my favorite videos in this channel

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

Happy Thanksgiving to all americans reading this

[@fredarok579]

ΝΙΚΟΣ ΝΙΚΟΣ Thank you! Have a great day!

[@timothymorris157]

Ian Malcolm is without a doubt the best character of the Jurassic franchise since he’s clearly the most sensible and intelligent of the bunch with his “wielding of power like a kid who found his dad’s gun” and “consistently incapable of handling that power” speeches in Jurassic Park and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Now that’s Chaos Theory!

[@rossdiamondthief6627]

I love Rob’s idea of making an R-rated Jurassic World movie.

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

A raptor on the roof…NO BATMAN PARALLEL THERE??

[@noaholson9047]

Happy Thanksgiving from Minnesota

[@mrdufresne05]

Happy Thanksgiving to Channel Awesome. I'm thankful your nostalgic videos. I love them!

[@MrLag2024]

I hear in Doug's voice when he announced the title he sounds like he is so nervous yet excited to watch

[@ultrashield4804]

This movie ending was one of the STUUUPIESSST MOMENTS EVER I MEAN WTF! anyway happy thanksgiving

[@mrvigilant8286]

Lockwood was in the original Book and Steven never establish him as character so why now

[@MrAlcazar]

"You'll be my new "Wu-Tang Klan. LMAO! This is almost as good as the review itself!

[@doc9600]

"That is one big pile of shit." - Malcom.

[@rorylumley4727]

Dinosaurs living among humans are a good thing. I thought the movies made a good argument for why that would be a bad thing.

[@stalinsfavoriteskeleton3100]

"first viewing"... Just name it second viewing please

[@JustinLancaster95]

The next Jurassic World. A group of kids are gonna hide a baby Raptor from a poacher and they will hide it in Dr Wu's house while he is disguised as a private school principal.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

I didn't even realize the "nasty woman" was a political line lol. I was just so gone at that point I guess hahahaha

[@jamescallanan2443]

I thought it was just a general insult, not necessarily political

[@joshintheshell]

Here's a brief explanation from someone who likes it (and is currently working on a re-edit of it). Firstly I feel like this film was made as a midway point for an intended trilogy and the only reason they didn't start with a "Jurassic World" was that they wanted to show the fans, such as myself, that they were returning to form. Secondly the affects were better, they used more animatronics, they lifted certain scenes directly from the books, and they made an effort to showcase that they had a direction for the story to go. But unfortunately both in post production and in the writing they forgot to focus on making THIS movie good on its own. I really enjoy it because it does have some really good shots, I really enjoyed the scenes they pulled from the books (The Indoraptor pretending to be tranq'd was one of them) and I honestly enjoy the acting. I feel like certain parts could be cut or moved around to make the two new characters less of an annoyance. I like what their characters could have been but not their characters. I did get very emotional at the brontosaurus death scene. I thought it was really well done and I think just labelling this as "but the tried to kill them" is somewhat disingenuous. Everyone knows they're dangerous, that's pretty much the whole reason there's a debate about whether they should help save them or not. But BDH's character has clearly done some growing (that was crudely exposited at the beginning) and it has been a running theme that while these animals are dangerous they are animals and no matter ow they came into being we must accept the consequences of our actions. That was the entire theme of the first film. This is a bit of a return to form, but like I said they focused too much on including things to show they are returning to form that the writing and attention to detail in post took a blow and it shows. Tl;dr - They tried to appease the hardcore fans too much and the movie suffered for it.

[@TufteMotorsport]

Agree on everything except the TLD:DR part.

[@Reaper-jb3sm]

Um ok

[@tylerfindlay3774]

12:18 That’s American military engineering for ya.

[@arumikahaven]

Fallen Kingdom is one of those strange films that get worse the more times you watch it. Even if you enjoyed it the first time you watched it, the more times you try and rewatch it the more flaws you spot. That happened with me, I enjoyed it the first time I saw it at the cinema, but after watching it for the third time, things started to not add up

[@tinyj4520]

Yeah... Uh... I wouldn't admit that it took 3 times...

[@arumikahaven]

@@tinyj4520 No need to be a dick. I followed this movie's development for over a year so I was kinda in denial the first viewing. I'm also autistic so I'm slower than all you 'professional critics'. I'm not a critic, I'm a regular movie viewer

[@nine_tails137]

I was more pissed at 2 things: 1. It's a cut and paste copy of the first Jurassic World movie, and 2. We don't hear John Williams' Iconic Theme music until the End credits.