Stephen Finally Gets To Covfefe About Covfefe

[@sids3508]

I love the Late Show with Stephen Covfefe.

[@amruthayk9972]

epic xD

[@yogarcia6066]

Enjoy!

[@NuttyRedBaBonkerz]

This is such an underrated comment

[@JoseSanchez0795]

😂😂😂😂

[@gordlawson11]

*News report:* Trump shat himself. *White House:* Trump would never shit himself. *Trump tweet:* "I shat myself on purpose!!" *Every. Fucking. Day.*

[@SNN788]

Underrated comment.

[@crustaceandroolcube]

Fuck I'm crying, why is this so accurate

[@HardyHarHar404]

BuyLow SellHigh that was beaitiful.

[@24hnilson76]

Godamn. That's hilarious and too fuckin accurate. Thank you very much, Sir.

[@davidgoldbergshekelstein7414]

hello reddit

[@silvsilvsilv]

Meanwhile in the city of Paris, Texas: "What the fuck, Trump?"

[@chesterdavis27]

And you can't blame them for swearing either!

[@sunmoon2225]

silvsilvsilv hahahaha

[@charlotte5559]

Meanwhile in the city of St. Petersburg, Florida: "Wait, what's the joke here?"

[@kolby4078]

Meanwhile in Paris, California: Ay fool Where you from? *gunshots* *stabbing*

[@wordforger]

lol. I know, right? If he'd bothered to learn a bit of Geography, then maybe he could have gone with "I was elected to represent the people of Paris, Texas, not Paris, France." That would have at least been a bit more accurate on the scale of people who actually voted for the idiot.

[@Mila-Nova]

sean spicer: its not a travel ban Trump: its a travel ban😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirCraigius]

Damn it Glen!

[@danceswithcritters]

"for some reason..." says Pence. For some reason. He can't grasp the reason.

[@kateingram6987]

Yeah, when you don't want to face the truth, just play stupid.

[@someperson5506]

My right-wing (Canadian right-wing - much less extreme) friend and I joked about how climate change is only an issue for the left, and congrats! My right-wing friend, along with everyone who's on the right, must now be unable to drown! Rising sea levels won't affect them!

[@danceswithcritters]

some person. you need to get over right vs. left. that is something condusive to another civil war, which the americans hold in high regard.

[@someperson5506]

+danceswithcritters 'you need to get over right vs. left.' What are you talking about? Pence said climate change was an issue for the left, and I talked about a joke I made with a friend, about Pence's comments. I talked about two friends with different ideologies making fun of Pence together.

[@ficheye00]

"...it's pronounced 'St. Petersburg'!! Ba-da-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

[@kaspafischer]

Dennis Hastings gotcha!!

[@muhammedahmed467]

Could you explain that one? Went over my head :/

[@kelraevyn]

Muhammed Ahmed it is a city in russia ^-^ (though if im being honest i only know that because of the anastasia movie)

[@Ofordgabings]

@Muhammed Ahmed Saint Petersburg is a city in Russia, so the joke is alluding to Trump's supposed ties to Russia

[@TeddyKrimsony]

St. Petersburg Florida? He won that too

[@moewilson4605]

Starbucks should come out with a new brand of coffee. Call it Presidential covfefe . A dark and foreboding roast with a bitter aftertaste.

[@olivialim7541]

so bitter it leaves you feeling sick the whole day

[@MrStensnask]

and an orange froth

[@bluedog101c]

You mean "Dog shit in a cup"...

[@wPatrickSF]

But 38.6 per cent of the US population enjoy that bitter aftertaste.

[@huesozona1252]

algebra logarithm,yeah !! I though about that one, good idea, you aren't a covfefe, ha hahaha!!!

[@smittyd4801]

Trump pulled of the Paris agreement, I say his dad should of pulled out 70 years ago.

[@daddydangerous20]

Amen to that brother

[@eugene188]

Honestly, Spicer and the rest of the WH staff are so lost everyday. They always need to cover for something Trump screws up the day before. ...every single day. I would not want their jobs. How does Spicer not have a nervous breakdown?

[@somespacepizza1757]

True, it's like a never ending nightmare.

[@safersephiroth22]

Covfefe is obviously a codeword for the Crimson Covenant from Shadowblaze's epicsaga series

[@owengette8089]

I thought it was a spelling mistake for conference.

[@ImDZack]

Finally Stephens back to put humor into the disaster of reality

[@Ozzymandias493]

it's so surreal that comedy is so close to actuality that it's almost not even funny, it's quite depressing actually.

[@blu4085]

OzzyThe Aussie ..yeah, the comedy is like a mirror reflection of the warped reality. Reckon there has never been a time like this in history before.

[@elements-creactive]

Putin knows why !

[@zynorym8179]

you being born to your shitty liberal parents was the only disaster of your reality

[@Chunkboi]

David Goldbergshekelstein i thought it was "bing bing bong."

[@burns114]

Love it! At 1:02 Jean Batiste tweaks "travel ban" by riffing Duke Ellington's "Caravan". Ah, it's the little things...

[@lesleyanna]

Good ear! I didn't notice until I saw your comment. :-)

[@4tw4ever]

I have to admit I am not very versed in jazz (know of Ellington but couldn't name a tune, that kinda thing), so thanks for pointing that out. Pretty awesome little tidbit that reminds me how genuinely talented a musician John Baptiste is

[@mrHunleashesHELL]

*Man Stephen Colbert just took Covfefe to another level*

[@Mila-Nova]

Mr. H enjoy😂😂

[@samhzb4424]

This might be a push, but does Stephen Colbert not like Donald Trump?

[@anamahilom8978]

Do you have proof? :P

[@DrMD-1]

On the contrary, he seems to dedicate his entire show on talking about him. So much so that I'm starting to be convinced that Colbert is sexually attracted to Trump

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

I would say he "disagrees" with him. A lot.

[@Bubba1025]

No he does not, this man is super left wing , plus he is not even funny.

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

+Nicholas Long You've never met the Ultra-Right conservative Republican Stephen Colbert, have you?

[@GantzIsSloppy]

Colbert is having way too much fun

[@GryphonSkull]

well it's either that or crying, so...

[@jimbojones8978]

"It's pronounced Saint Petersburg, not Pittsburgh." HILARIOUS! Thank you Stephen.

[@Brickerbrack]

Yeah. Pity it plays into the "Russia" guff, but I can't think of a single city in Saudi Arabia that begins with P. For the joke, it works.... /overanalysis :p

[@Hilmy686]

When did the world start loughing at the US? January is good guess but i think it was a little earlyer. During the primarys when when we saw trump was becoming the actualy nominee for the republicans? At that point we thought hillary will be predsident. Becaouse, come on, america does silly things but they wont make that idiot president.... Sad how wrong we were

[@b0n3s]

+Eureka True shit, also there's that percentage of people who think that just because he's a millionaire that he's a great business man, smart with money and can fix shit as well

[@jsb5188]

hahahahahaha ! I'm still enjoying the victory !!! And America is NOW Great Again !!!

[@beverly719]

@@jsb5188 you can't be serious...... I am hoping that you can actually see how bad the Donald is for our country.

[@jsb5188]

@@beverly719 hahahahaha, you sound like the crazy left; delusional, idiotic and stupid

[@superhavi]

"At what point do they start laughing at us as a country?" We started laughing at you, when you elected a washed up reality-tv-star as your president!

[@monstertruck611]

superhavi So what country are you from?

[@kuwinsitall]

ain't that the fucking truth....and i'm an American. way to go, morons

[@ClifftonBeach]

yeah, that's the joke. Did you pause the video right when he said that so you could type this? hahaha

[@superhavi]

Yeah, typed it because some of you didn't get it!

[@zioncommand]

How much cream and sugar would you like with your covfefe?

[@allisonshockley381]

I'll never get tired of Stephen ragging on Trump tbh

[@patpatng2]

Allison Shockley I'm getting entertained. Make comedy great again.

[@isaac10231]

Allison Shockley I think it's because Trump never stops providing new content.

[@DestinyHonor]

Allison Shockley next up.... in future history textbooks, it is written... trump's short time he accomplished 1) make comedy great again 2) make twitter great again. all at the expense of Americans// and covfefe

[@InXLsisDeo]

He was on fire last night. Love it ! :D

[@funzo1159]

Awww, poor baby still butthurt cause she can't have a female president?

[@ilhamrj2599]

Finally u're back... where were you. Stephen, You missed many stuffs happening in past weeks.

[@Anubid]

One week vacation felt like years of missed content for sure.

[@user-lj3of4ec5r]

He was thinking about covfefe

[@jtroxler8]

ilhamrj I missed him to. But a man needs his break to Covfefe

[@bringthepayne7561]

ilhamrj You said STUFFS😂

[@bluecocacola]

stephen's always on a break when things like this happen lol

[@leedevlin8260]

sean spicer is gonna commit himself into a mental institute for his crazy boss's tweets.. poor man.. almost feel sorry for him

[@lazyc0mmander277]

Nah fuck him like the rest of them. If he was feeling so bad about his job he would have quit a long time ago.

[@lumpilumpinski9951]

Spicer is "The Mouth of Sauron" and he looks like Frankensteins Monster.

[@WithHealthbars]

Every time Stephen leaves he always seems to miss something big

[@jamirimaj6880]

Every time Americans sleep, they miss something big on Trump era lol

[@AnnoyingKiwiDude]

soooooooooo excited about Comey testifying on Thursday -

[@irenealvarez6094]

You gonna get ur heart broken man. It's gonna be drier than anything you can imagine; u ppl underestimate Trump, and that's y his bullshitting works. Trump is a man with no scrupulous who knows how to go about getting his way, that's what makes him dangerous & a force to reckon with. The only way to pin him down is with a very substantial evidence; words don't work on Trump, he'll deny it until he can't deny anymore & that's when he's 6 feet under, and this whole issue with Comey, he has the upper hand. Even if he in fact did try to stop the investigation, it didn't seem to bother Comey until he fired him; The Hollywood Access tape is the major Exhibit A. Trump is gonna use that to defend his case & y'all know it; y'all keep underestimating this dangerous man & he's gonna run for 8yrs or even more if he's able to play his cards right, be smart ppl & know that nothing stops him & tackle him with all ammunition deem necessary.

[@OptimalGaming41]

You are so stupid

[@OptimalGaming41]

Winter Wolf. Good point, but Frieda here is even more stupid for thinking and saying things like that

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

His statement about representing the citizens of Pittsburgh not Paris made me think that he's done it again. Not the diplomatic fall-out, not even the inward-looking nature of many republicans, but a total misunderstanding of the treaty. Honest question - does he think that the treaty is to protect Paris? I mean *only Paris*? The one in France for those whose geography is as good as Drumpf's. Because he's not going to be doing Pittsburgh or any other part of the USA any favours. By the end of the century, half of Florida could be under water if we don't act now! Florida, you may wish to complain to your representative(s) asap!

[@wordforger]

Seriously. It's destined to go. They're already having problems with high tides, sinkholes, hurricanes, and saltwater seeping into their groundwater. If it gets any worse, half the state's going to be uninhabitable. Then again, why would Republicans care? The half that's going to go is the part that votes Democrat.

[@Sorunia]

Unfortunately Florida voted for Trump, so they deserve everything they get.

[@BakuganBrawler211]

Mandy B He simply stated it's America first not everyone else just like Obama did it's time for the American people to be put 1st and we account for less than 6% of pollution

[@eferrell2707]

Obama did no such thing. Trump only cares about his pockets, not yours.

[@mathewricafrente5984]

I'd like a cup of covfefe, no Trump.

[@Ozzymandias493]

I perfer tea, iced, peach flavored with extra im-peach-ment

[@dulynoted2427]

Mathew Ricafrente Decavfefe for me. I don't need caffeine to be full aware the fake news is where trump's mouth begins.

[@DanGolag]

You wrote that before watching the video, didn't you?

[@zynorym8179]

keep editing your posts kid, your can't edit your ugly face and your vote won't matter when we re-elect the best President in the history of the USA in 4 years

[@110100111000]

Mr. Jammen, Alternative Caffeine Products International LLC. deeply regrets to inform you that Covfefe caffeine suppositories are by nature a caffeinated product. And that we have on plans to add decaffeinated options to our product lineup at this time.

[@REBELLOGIC]

At what point do we look at Canada and say .. "we need your help .. fix us"

[@gabrieljimenez1796]

Ema Star I mean Canada can't help us really

[@stephendusablon7449]

They can help us with their economy going downhill

[@happylego9141]

step 1) don't let retarded people be your leader step 2) profit

[@amtherealdonaldduck4674]

Stephen Dusablon actually Canada's economy is doing very well thank you!!!

[@brendanwhitney261]

canada is fucked, they cant even help themselves.

[@margaritam.9118]

"Who can figure how on Earth someone like me became a POTUS? Enjoy!"

[@BFRedd1021]

Is anyone with me on a ban for any late night show's hiatus for the entirety of Trump's administration? I was waiting for this the whole week.😂

[@socrappyicoulddie]

Just wait til they're all on summer vacation.

[@ThePhunkyPharaoh]

Any Jazz fans notice the piano playing "Caravan" at 1:03? Wait, does anyone else here even listen to Jazz?

[@Joeljaboy]

"Vice President and Man Pretending to Think, Mike Pence" brilliant

[@nafisa.t13]

"Mr. President, it's pronounced St. Petersburg" -- now I'm wondering why no one else made THAT joke. Also, it wasn't Jan 20th 2017, it was actually November 9th 2016. Just sayin'.

[@C101ja]

Nafisa Tabassum Enjoyyyyy!!!

[@vihaze6725]

Yeah but the rest of the world started laughing at you on the day of his inauguration ,when he actually became an official president of your godforsaken country.

[@TeddyKrimsony]

St. Petersburg Florida?

[@mistym0rning]

Theodoяe Kяap - St Petersburg, Russia.

[@MrWarlock124]

Nafisa Tabassum enjoy

[@stevewarwick2103]

Go get 'em, Stephen!

[@drparnassus2867]

0:35 - love the pre-emptive laugh! Damn this is a hip crowd

[@hizarhayaat]

probably best monologue I've seen by him in a long time, love this

[@InShane162]

so alittle history lesson about Pittsburgh PA from an actual pittsburgh for a long ass time im the mid 20th century. pittsburgh was industrial city. specializing in steel. We where so into industry that we literally. Mr.Burns our city. not kidding we produced so much smoke pollution we blocked out the sun. it was so bad home owners had to have a side door leading to the basement where they had a single shower head. (no tub, no toilet) where they had to wash off. to get the soot off. an area called 'the pittsburgh shower some time during the end of 20th Century. pittsburgh adopted some heavy EPA (or EPA style) regulations which severely helped increase quality of live. though at the cost of those steel jobs. these days pittsburgh is a bustling Medical and Educational Hub housing the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center(UPMC) a leader in cancer research. also home to University of Pittsburgh, La Roche College, Carnegie Melon Univeristy, and Duquesene University Saying you left the worlds biggest anti pollution protocol and crippled the EPA for Pittsburgh is like telling a guy who lost 100 pounds "I got rid of all the gyms, farmers markets and whole foods and replaced them with McDonald's, KFC and taco bell. FOR YOU please don't let the current administration trick you into think Pittsburgh is a Metropolis of Environmentally ignorant idiots. trump does NOT speak for Pittsburgh PA

[@InShane162]

i like to apolgize for any spelling/grammar mistakes. this was written at 6 am on pure annoyance.

[@lillyshaffer536]

Stephen where ya been my man we missed ya

[@zynorym8179]

no we didn't

[@webfatigue]

Can you imagine working with Stephen? That cameraman has the best job in the world!

[@KingCount94]

"At what point do they start laughing at us." LOL. A little late to the part there Donald they've been laughing since inauguration and won't stop until impeachment.

[@bluecocacola]

covfefe- what starbucks should be picking up on and calling their new drink... "would you like some covfefe with that, sir?"

[@kandrews7015]

this was one of the best fucking monologues ever...the truth tea was spilling tonight!

[@User77384a]

Loving all of these Trump videos Stephen I mean I really can't get enough honestly.

[@justlookin626]

Trump keeps lobbing easy ones right over the plate and Colbert keeps knocking them out of the park.

[@hoplite669]

I love Stephen - he is getting meaner and nastier every Show. And that fool Trump deserves every bit of it - and then some..

[@FastBeaverMedia]

hoplite669 no one asked

[@BdR76]

Covfefe or not, Trump is just plain cray cray

[@PossumPunx]

"It's pronounced St Petersburg" BRUH I LOST IT

[@apseudonym]

"man pretending to think: Mike Pence" made me choke on my cereal

[@BasJack]

Hey channel manager listen up, dividing the monolouge in two parts hurts you, you got 2 video of 5ish minutes, you could have 1 video 10 minutes long, youtube likes 10 minutes, JUST DO IT!!!

[@splintcell101]

my sanity is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Puffleman24]

Just to clarify, the rest of the world used to be laughing at you, now we're just as scared as you. well, maybe not _as_ scared...

[@JohnNovakovich]

This was one of Colbert's best!

[@JohnNovakovich]

No thanks! And you really shouldn't get angry when people voice opinions that disagree with yours. After all, freedom of speech is one of the utmost American virtues. gg easy

[@TenraiGudo]

Thank you, Stephen, for getting us through that

[@arshbirsingh5613]

can't wait for next season of covfefe with karan

[@dougaduncan]

Thank you Stephen, for making this whole experience livable! Much appreciated!

[@zorenwolfe27]

It's 2019 and I'm still laughing, Scared but still laughing

[@azure_paladin4706]

I feel bad for the white house aides. they cant say anything cause then the moldy cheeto in office will just say the exact opposite and make it even harder for them.......I love it hahaha!

[@maxnullifidian]

Steven looks like he has such fun doing this - makes it even more fun for me to watch it!

[@HassanAhmed-eo3nk]

"it's pronounced, St Petersburg" omg, right in the "covfefe" 😂😂

[@rayanthony7463]

"Confefe will cost you extra"

[@GuardiansCreed]

its just too easy

[@CyclingSJH]

A cloud of snowflakes can't take the heat and regularly hit the dislike button on Colbert's​ monologues.

[@YourVideosWhistler]

Colbert, you make me feel better when i watch u. I'm glad I am not the only one who sees this craziness. Thanks!

[@erinangel9452]

And we still havent stopped laughing...

[@blakeearth]

*Climate change shouldn't be a political issue!!* It wouldn't be if Republicans would acknowledge it and legislate accordingly...

[@joeythemagician8772]

the likes and dislikes ratio is revealing

[@hajinezhad3]

"Covfefe will cost you extra" Perhaps the most brilliant one liner said so far in 2017..... this guy's comedic IQ if off the charts.

[@AzazelHash281]

And the children got up from their beds in the dark of night, and the king in the town square shouted a word to all of the children. Covfefe, to one to all. Glorious COVFEFE!

[@brl2507]

COOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD BLOODED!!!

[@Sara-wj7dr]

"Man Pretending to Think" Mike Pence....!!! 😂😂😂

[@arbknight12]

0:53 You can almost hear Spicer banging his head against the wall

[@LordSlag]

Republitards make it SO ease. XD

[@ingwevanyarin3839]

1:03 Jon Batiste sneaks in bit of the melody from caravan by Duke Ellington.

[@sla.2497]

ADRENOCHROME➡️ CovFeFe, Fe is Iron in blood

[@ZWeeslaZ]

Soon we'll have 10 parts to one monologue. Keep it to one long video please.

[@bluecocacola]

ZWeeslaZ more views=more money for them

[@th-gm8xn]

I laugh harder every time i watch this!

[@TheKingFucktard]

26,000 likes vs 1,000 dislikes ..... looks like the inauguration night all over again.

[@Unusualgroophy]

King Skeletor !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MYRIAMLATEUR]

Stephen, you are the greatest today...Thanks for making us laugh again, we were about to forget. And yet all you say is so right!

[@allfiner]

"It's pronounced St Petersburg" might be the best joke Colbert has ever told. He could have retired on that one,

[@margaritam.9118]

"Why are you hitting yourself?" That's Trump in a nutshell.

[@adamd023]

The irony in the first 55 seconds is incredible

[@NishitSoniYT]

This is one of his best monologues. 😂😍

[@governormadea5937]

Man Im so stoked youre back... I am addicted to american politics or should i say american comedy coz the two are synonymous these days. much love from Japan Enjoy !!!!

[@allimJ]

governor madea Same here, thus it's really true, comedy connects people. ;) But Colbert is by far the best Cofveve! Greetings from Germany

[@governormadea5937]

lol helo in Germany lol personally I cant decide whose better between Trevor Noah,Colbert and John Oliver lol I like them all

[@allimJ]

governor madea Couldn't agree more! They are my absolute favorites, too. I have the feeling the most quality of information you get from Oliver, but presented extremely funny! Trevor is in the middle, and Stephen is hilariously nailing it, ALL THE TIME! Have a nice evening and oyasuminasai ;)

[@hunterwyatt6881]

Greetings from Florida. Enjoy!

[@governormadea5937]

lol Helo In United Completely fucked now that Trump is preside States of America. Enjoy !!!!

[@21gonza21]

Cofefe shirts anyone?

[@mistamemewide]

Yelling Travel Ban in public is like The Equivalent to saying ICUP in the boys bathroom.

[@KillerFaceification]

Stephen always does the best jokes on whatever the topic is.

[@hamsandwich1782]

Damn Stephen, u came back strong 💪🏿.. yea!

[@Acrodude996]

The best explanation of covfefe I heard is Covfefe: When you are trying to type coverage but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on the keyboard Ex: Despite the negative press covfefe

[@3004-v7b]

I'm not even political but I watch Colbert just to "catch up" and laugh.

[@harryandruschak2843]

I am sure Trump meant to type "coverage"

[@moewi75]

But YOU are able to type it. Maybe your qualification is higher than his? Oh wait..forget the "maybe"...

[@everythingshiny]

Of course he did. But his, and the White Houses', refusal to simply admit that he made a mistake, and imply that he typed "covfefe" on purpose, is insane. And thus the butt of many many jokes.

[@marcusaltus5825]

Finally!

[@josabetorea]

Hahaha wow Stephen Colbert .. You're amazing!!

[@websterfelicia86]

Boy these were the nights I truly enjoyed 😂

[@TechOnPC]

I dare Stephen and the rest of late night to not talk about Trump for at least one episode.

[@Link2Hyrule25]

5 minutes in: Earlier this week Trump- aw $#!+

[@petercharleskrug]

Colberts job is to talk about current political events, thus of course he has to talk about Trump.

[@Heretic_Wolf]

I bet he could... all he has to do is talk about Hucka-Sans, Cohen or Mueller.

[@potatohead1504]

whos paying youtube to have every anti trump talk show on trending?

[@x24agthorn29]

I LOVE THAT WORD! I dont know what it means but, COVFEFE!!!

[@theresbob8878]

Forever more...."Covfefe" is right there alongside "Festivus" and I'm sure will become national holidays.

[@user-vm3jm8sm5u]

Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv - fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray. The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.

[@glendafield9797]

covfefe with utmost high fives to you, Mr Francis. I'm covfefe....and. covfefe.

[@kevdel761]

is this guy obsessed with Donald Trump or something? he's always talking about him

[@SeahorseWorkshop]

Two deers looking directly at me

[@4godliv]

Stephen, it's the executive branch, not the Justice Department.