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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Republicans and Democrats finally found some common ground: neither can pass a bill in the Senate to reopen the government.
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@SilverSpoonRiche
@SilverSpoonRiche 5 жыл бұрын
"No Country Cuz Old Men" INSTANT LIKE! LOL
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 5 жыл бұрын
:D
@redstonecasey4713
@redstonecasey4713 5 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best jokes he's made, ever.
@kaluchijioke
@kaluchijioke 5 жыл бұрын
totally instant.
@nealmceneaney9562
@nealmceneaney9562 5 жыл бұрын
You completely misspelled that and now it doesn't mean anything.
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 5 жыл бұрын
That... was epic! 🤣🤣🤣
@cal.creates
@cal.creates 5 жыл бұрын
Dear United States, On the bright side, this administration is extremely entertaining. Our thoughts are with you. Love, Australia.
@David-mg5jx
@David-mg5jx 5 жыл бұрын
Best economy in the world? Id say we are doing fine ;)
@stormtrooper8992
@stormtrooper8992 5 жыл бұрын
Alleyways Travel ... We love you, too, Australia! Thanks for your concerns. (Wish I was there!)
@David-mg5jx
@David-mg5jx 5 жыл бұрын
@JimNS you mean the greatest country in the world? You're welcome.
@mercenarychef9465
@mercenarychef9465 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it stopped being fun/entertaining for a lot of us the second his bloated ass got into office.
@johnpijano4786
@johnpijano4786 5 жыл бұрын
British politics is better
@paulmakinson1965
@paulmakinson1965 5 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't Trump tweet the state of the union as he does everything else?
@dxnes5067
@dxnes5067 5 жыл бұрын
Because its the state of the union lol
@kelliodwyer7988
@kelliodwyer7988 5 жыл бұрын
It would be only 140 characters, 7 of them being 'great'.
@dxnes5067
@dxnes5067 5 жыл бұрын
johnmburt1960 um sure
@fvw1187
@fvw1187 5 жыл бұрын
Dxnes whoosh
@ynmonroe
@ynmonroe 5 жыл бұрын
Great idea, lol
@Broccoli_Highkicks
@Broccoli_Highkicks 5 жыл бұрын
If your middle class can't survive missing a single paycheck, you don't have a middle class, America, you have working poor.
@totallynameless8861
@totallynameless8861 5 жыл бұрын
@@clevaconley2221 What a privileged thing to say. "Poor is a state of mind!" "You can afford food if you just believe!" "Money is a social concept, and society has no influence on people's lives!"
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389 5 жыл бұрын
@@clevaconley2221 in this case poor is not a derogatory term indicting the poor themselves, it is a derogatory term indicting the government who insures most of it's citizens remain working poor. I'm poor. I don't feel insulted.
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389 5 жыл бұрын
@@clevaconley2221 we can agree to disagree that the word "poor" is a derogatory term because that could be considered an opinion and opinions are relative. But your original comment was that MassExtinctionEvent used the word poor "like it was a bad thing". That would be a statement regarding the intent of MassExtinctionEvent's message. You can't tell someone else what their intent is, only they can tell you. And yes, that would mean you would have to trust that they were being honest about their intent. That being said, and MassExtinctionEvent is welcome to correct me if I am wrong, but since they seemed to be trying to speak out regarding the unfair situation the poor have been put in, I think it is pretty obvious that they weren't "saying the word poor like it was a bad thing" in judging the poor themselves. They were saying this country's state of being regarding our poor is a bad thing. That state of being at this time, is that the system is currently set up so that so much of the population is put in such a precarious position, where we can so easily be knocked into personal disaster, with little to no way out towards more security. Look at the standard of living and cost of higher education after the installation of the minimum wage up through the late 70's when it started to erode, and compare that to the standard of living as it stands now. That is what I believe they were saying. Normally I wouldn't speak to someone else's intent, but I tell you this, in this situation not to "correct" you, so that I can feel that I'm right and you are wrong, but in the hopes that you might take comfort in the fact that no insult was intended in the first place. Best of luck to you.
@totallynameless8861
@totallynameless8861 5 жыл бұрын
@@clevaconley2221 So "poor" is a derogatory word. Okay. But you said "Poor is a state of mind"; forgive me for not divining your meaning, which was completely different from what you said. Why did you say "poor is a state of mind" instead of "the _word_ 'poor' is offensive"? The latter you could make a case for; the former invisibilizes and individualizes class oppression. "Just change your state of mind and you won't be poor anymore!" Never mind that the word "poor", offensive or not, refers to conditions of material reality, not belief. _If_ you stand by that phrasing, which states of mind qualify someone to be designated with that derogatory word? Try that with any other slur/alleged slur; it's just victim blaming, thought policing nonsense.
@clevaconley2221
@clevaconley2221 5 жыл бұрын
Totally Nameless There. I deleted my messages. Happy?
@maxredlands466
@maxredlands466 5 жыл бұрын
No Country coz Old Men! That's gold Stephen...gold!
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 5 жыл бұрын
max redlands ... you know that saying, "young, dumb, and full of cumm"? the counter to that is "old, cold, and full of mold"... 😜😜😜
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'll re-brand it 'Alternative Winning'.
@Naught359
@Naught359 5 жыл бұрын
And I'm sure you'll post a comment on every episode to get attention.
@Lord_Gumby
@Lord_Gumby 5 жыл бұрын
Antilosing. Gotta go a bit 1984 with it, ya know.
@etiennecouture1552
@etiennecouture1552 5 жыл бұрын
I'm your daddy
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
SkepticalContrarian and you will follow along to eat the scraps
@bart5246
@bart5246 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing has changed in the shutdown.. Remember Ronald Reagan fired over 10,000 ATC personnel in 48 hours for bitching??? ATC is a federally protected infrastructure monitored by the NSA. The moment an ATC fails it will be replaced by the military. Democrats better get ready to stand in the soup line..
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen - the jokes are PERFECTION!!! AND your DELIVERY is UNMATCHABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!....WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
@badpanda1578
@badpanda1578 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is a talented GENIUS!! Thank you for keeping us sane in an insane time!!
@krazycitizen
@krazycitizen 5 жыл бұрын
always funny, but this one is gold.
@jackdogue1366
@jackdogue1366 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert a GENIUS yeah right This guys not funny at all.
@joanrandolph9712
@joanrandolph9712 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackdogue1366 . Not your type of humor? Then don't watch. No one is forcing you.
@knowledgewillincrease7508
@knowledgewillincrease7508 5 жыл бұрын
now that is a Bot comment for sure.
@jgbgw591
@jgbgw591 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin has a thumbs up and a thumbs down button. It also has a comments section. I would argue that we can explain why we do or don't like this clip.
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 5 жыл бұрын
Wilbur Ross also said that furloughed employees should just "take out a loan" and it's "true that people might have to pay a little bit of interest, but the idea that it's paycheck or zeo is not a really valid idea." Let's keep in mind that Ross made his fortune by buying up "distressed debt", so I'm sure that he loves the idea of Federal employees defaulting on loans.
@yeevita
@yeevita 5 жыл бұрын
According to Wilbur Ross, since borrowed money earns interest, the federal govt owes interest on backpay!
@antoinettepittelli1468
@antoinettepittelli1468 5 жыл бұрын
Pittelli ....... Go away
@Flem1337
@Flem1337 5 жыл бұрын
All the airtraffic controllers should go in the room with jugs of water and drop it on all the equipment, basically taking the nation hostage with no more aiplanes for months while the shutdown occurs. I mean if they aren't getting paid anyways who cares.
@adiposerex5150
@adiposerex5150 5 жыл бұрын
Leave it to a bigot impersonating a turtle to turn the furlough into a business opportunity.
@coconutmix
@coconutmix 5 жыл бұрын
Ross is just another disgusting greedy Republican who doesn't care about the working people.
@em-jaytaylor6743
@em-jaytaylor6743 5 жыл бұрын
You realise everywhere else in the world working for government is pretty much the best guarantee of getting paid every month? This is madness. And everywhere else in the world a cabinet member would never dare tell people to “just take out a loan” when they didn’t pay their staff. This is why having the richest cabinet in history full of billionaires isn’t a good idea. The cruelty that can be imposed by the ignorant is enormous
@vuksgitau
@vuksgitau 5 жыл бұрын
This is true, working for the government is the best way to ensure job security everywhere in the world.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 5 жыл бұрын
madness? THIS! IS! AMERICA! boy is the prison population gonna be filled geriatrics after because of this.
@amelmatt5641
@amelmatt5641 5 жыл бұрын
Steven is annoying
@ramoraydee3417
@ramoraydee3417 4 жыл бұрын
A Melmatt Got glasses? You misspelled Stephens name which directly in front of you! Maybe your bitterness is blinding?🤔
@theadrenalizedartist6843
@theadrenalizedartist6843 5 жыл бұрын
All those dots, I can’t help but laugh every time Stephen Colbert reads one of his Tweets.
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 5 жыл бұрын
"great" is in quotes for the same reason why I write "president" in quotes
@robinjackson7882
@robinjackson7882 5 жыл бұрын
Veronica Stewart Good one.
@blurboards1
@blurboards1 5 жыл бұрын
If this hasn't been pinned, it should be!
@neveragain6942
@neveragain6942 5 жыл бұрын
yup the"great" Fake " president"..
@CarolynsRVLife
@CarolynsRVLife 5 жыл бұрын
LOL...
@astromatt83
@astromatt83 5 жыл бұрын
When things are amazing you put them in quotations?
@auldgoat5644
@auldgoat5644 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Wilbur Ross remained alive during his interview.
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 жыл бұрын
Lol the dude looks 2 minutes away from a stroke. He's a real life mr burns from the simpsons but 100 times less enthusiastic...
@jillvarela3768
@jillvarela3768 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing, you made my day.
@smileitsjustagame2937
@smileitsjustagame2937 5 жыл бұрын
Hes a vampire evil doesnt die so easy
@ManoredRed
@ManoredRed 5 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like he's using his last breath to speak.
@mrDredd1966
@mrDredd1966 5 жыл бұрын
Talk about a guy out of touch with the real world!!😮😠
@nelsonta00
@nelsonta00 5 жыл бұрын
"No Country Cuz Old Men" won my like in the first few seconds Bravo!
@brodooby4335
@brodooby4335 5 жыл бұрын
He said he would run the country like a business and he is, right into the fkg ground.
@Areanyusernamesleft
@Areanyusernamesleft 5 жыл бұрын
Specifically, he's running it like one of *his* businesses... :p
@stuartgraham3983
@stuartgraham3983 5 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and currently our politics are Screwed Up but WOW you guys are doing it tough. The rest of the world is watching and we feel for you. Remember this will all be just a bad dream as soon as the brain dead realise they are getting screwed over and his support drops to 5%.
@whiteout0111
@whiteout0111 5 жыл бұрын
You obviously have no clue about American politics or about what's going on in this country.
@whiteout0111
@whiteout0111 5 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Weidman lol you spent probably 10 minutes writing that shit and I wasnt even talking to you. I was referring to the guy that's not even from America. So it's not his place to comment on American politics as if he knows what hes talking about
@88motho
@88motho 5 жыл бұрын
Never feel sorry for American people, they deserve whatever they got, this is the Most arrogant, ignorant nation on Earth. Hope Trump drive them crazy left and right.
@joanrandolph9712
@joanrandolph9712 5 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Weidman . How can you live in America and still be so out of touch? There are starving people in this country and nor because they chose drugs. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart Graham, thank you for your continued courtesy and support. Yeah, this is hard.
@raphsherman2209
@raphsherman2209 5 жыл бұрын
People are still NOT GETTING PAID! I hope everyone remembers this in 2020!!!!!
@daillestlady
@daillestlady 5 жыл бұрын
#FACT
@russianbot5554
@russianbot5554 5 жыл бұрын
What about the furloughs under other administrations I remembered those
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 5 жыл бұрын
Russian Bot As well you should, all things should be assessed fairly and remembered during an election. This shutdown stands out though as it’s over something singularly stupid, and is by far the longest. I don’t doubt that it’ll end up being twice as long as the prior record of 21 days.
@russianbot5554
@russianbot5554 5 жыл бұрын
But for the people that don’t think it’s stupid?
@russianbot5554
@russianbot5554 5 жыл бұрын
When I got furloughed I hated it and thought it was stupid and unjust. But in the long run it was for a good cause! nobody was up in arms over the past furloughs I just want to know what changed
@faceoff3315
@faceoff3315 5 жыл бұрын
*Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence from Office*
@wizkhalifasmoke
@wizkhalifasmoke 5 жыл бұрын
yes, someone who doesn't kiss Putin's ass@Ronny Lim
@vera4799
@vera4799 5 жыл бұрын
@Ronny Lim, it will only be until elections. So, yes.
@vera4799
@vera4799 5 жыл бұрын
@Bob Trenwith no he's not. He knew about Flyen heaving contacts with Russians and said nothing.
@queenbeethatme1009
@queenbeethatme1009 5 жыл бұрын
@A W Pence has lied enough to be impeached on his own
@queenbeethatme1009
@queenbeethatme1009 5 жыл бұрын
@Bob Trenwith No. He conspired to fire Comey due to Russia and he lied about not knowing Flynn was under investigation by the FBI.
@alana994aj6
@alana994aj6 5 жыл бұрын
What does Pelosi and Stormy Daniels have in common?They both spanked Trump🤗😂😂😂
@virginiasullivan1040
@virginiasullivan1040 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Stephen! I so needed a laugh and you delivered! 🤣
@abhiwankenobi7172
@abhiwankenobi7172 5 жыл бұрын
And people thought one person couldn't destabilize USA.
@user-os2io9yj4f
@user-os2io9yj4f 5 жыл бұрын
Idk I feel pretty stable.
@BlueDrakk
@BlueDrakk 5 жыл бұрын
@luke wilson And you're delusional.
@anniesue4456
@anniesue4456 5 жыл бұрын
It's not one person he has had some help unfortunately
@David-mg5jx
@David-mg5jx 5 жыл бұрын
Our economy is doing great.
@darryldraven9093
@darryldraven9093 5 жыл бұрын
Nope it's the left actually since all of you are adult babies who couldn't take a loss in the election
@BabakoSen
@BabakoSen 5 жыл бұрын
The worst part of the Wilbur Ross interview was his clarification of the soundbite at 5:27. He wanted to know why the federal workers couldn't just take out loans knowing they'd eventually be paid. It never occurs to him that the interest charged on those loans might be a problem, especially considering the type of loans these workers would likely have to take are payday loans. Thanks to lack/repeal of restrictions on predatory lending and Trump's hamstringing of the CFPB, payday lenders are allowed charge interest rates that routinely reach 2-300%. Do you see now how appalling this is? *We have a commerce secretary so rich that he's forgotten how loans work!*
@theheartofablackbird2109
@theheartofablackbird2109 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert does the best Trump voice hands down. Friendo.
@marilynshapiro9778
@marilynshapiro9778 5 жыл бұрын
The Heart Of A Blackbird He needs a new job, such as a reporter for fake news!
@jgbgw591
@jgbgw591 5 жыл бұрын
No , Kyle Dunnigan does. Check him out on instagram.
@MexiSword
@MexiSword 5 жыл бұрын
@@jgbgw591 I'd say Billy West doing Zapp Brannigan is the best Trump impressionist.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 5 жыл бұрын
Billionaire Wilbur Ross telling them to eat cake.
@daviddoughton5938
@daviddoughton5938 5 жыл бұрын
M.A.G.A. = Many Americans Got Abandoned😕
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 5 жыл бұрын
Good one...haven't read that one before. 👍
@utubefreshie
@utubefreshie 5 жыл бұрын
Make America Grovel Again
@utubefreshie
@utubefreshie 5 жыл бұрын
@wahoo wahoo We're taking direction from just plain common sense. If Trump is your definition of great governance, winning, success, etc etc and the current events (daily scandals, govt shutdown, a criminal investigation of his criminal history etc etc) are your definition of "making America great again," then you're just as much a delusioned psycho as Trump and the rest of his deplorable followers. Maybe you can pray to God to save your soul because this scam of a president is sure taking this country to hell.
@RCmack
@RCmack 5 жыл бұрын
True! The Donald is only looking out for himself and his big ego!
@jbusa6630
@jbusa6630 5 жыл бұрын
M.A.G.A. = My Anus Got Assaulted
@ansmith6871
@ansmith6871 5 жыл бұрын
Soup: "It's NOT CONSENTUAL!!!!"
@marlo8528
@marlo8528 5 жыл бұрын
His homeboy Roger Stone, the dirty trickster, was arrested.
@MrUfojunkiedavid
@MrUfojunkiedavid 5 жыл бұрын
Marlo stone isn't a dirty Trickster. He's a free speech and truth in media advocate
@marlo8528
@marlo8528 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrUfojunkiedavid he called himself that so if he says he's a dirty trickster, then I imagine he would know.
@plaidpanda
@plaidpanda 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrUfojunkiedavid The man literally has a tattoo of Nixon's face on his back (I'm not making this up... _literally_ ). I suppose Nixon was a free speech in truth and media advocate, too, huh buddy?
@Croiisssant
@Croiisssant 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert's impersonation of Trump will never not be funny
@foru7914
@foru7914 5 жыл бұрын
What is your email address? 😍
@dancapnron1
@dancapnron1 5 жыл бұрын
It's not funny you hippie . Do you have a better idea except to make this country a socialist one.
@TheRealJibbeyman
@TheRealJibbeyman 5 жыл бұрын
It never was funny to begin with tho
@dxnes5067
@dxnes5067 5 жыл бұрын
Its the same as any other impersonation
@tanya45096
@tanya45096 5 жыл бұрын
@@dancapnron1 Why are you calling them a hippie b/c something is funny to them?
@universalorlandochica
@universalorlandochica 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think Trump knows how quotations work, not surprising since he doesn't know how words work
@fl00d69
@fl00d69 5 жыл бұрын
But... but- he has the "best words"?
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 5 жыл бұрын
I suspect he think of them as "rabbit ear emphasis marks."
@MoonShadeStuff
@MoonShadeStuff 5 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is his tweet doesn't seem to be written by him, did he copy the prewritten statement and then added quotation marks?
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 5 жыл бұрын
@@MoonShadeStuff The ongoing rumor is that while his handlers finally got Trump to admit that sometimes it would be best to have someone ghost-write his tweets for him, he then spends hours obsessing over the disconnect between what he meant and what the tweet says, and yells at the go-between because he didn't 'capture the spirit' of his statement.. so whoever it is doing the tweets is terrified that if he strays too far off from the original statement he'll get put in the shame hole again; as such they mostly just correct spelling errors but leave syntactic mistakes alone. That's the rumor, anyway.
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 5 жыл бұрын
Nor how capitalization works.
@Grabacr-pl3wy
@Grabacr-pl3wy 5 жыл бұрын
If he calls a national emergency watch the Republicans whine and complain when a Democrat uses it for something actually important
@dehro
@dehro 5 жыл бұрын
How is kushner a senior anything?
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a heart/lung surgeon and having Trump be wheeled into your operating room. Ethical crisis right there.
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
OMG...GOOD ONE!!!!!!
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 5 жыл бұрын
That tweet obviously wasn't written by Trump. He never would have used the word, "prerogative."
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 5 жыл бұрын
Or mis-spelled it.
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is one of the many people who think quotation marks are used for emphasis when, in fact, they are used to indicate a word or phrase is being used ironically, which, to me is hysterical.
@lesliewolfe7643
@lesliewolfe7643 5 жыл бұрын
Haha I know right?? It is so unbelievably appropriate that he put the word "great" in quotation marks when talking about a speech he'll be giving!
@ToxicEmperor
@ToxicEmperor 5 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for being a Dwarfer
@richardsmart9331
@richardsmart9331 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what it would do if it discovered, y'know, exclamation-marks!
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389 5 жыл бұрын
Do people think that? Wow. How about our education system there huh? 😳
@stillnessinmovement
@stillnessinmovement 5 жыл бұрын
wow, a fairly comprehensible tweet. I think he did not write it.
@frankfoundation465
@frankfoundation465 5 жыл бұрын
FREE STYLE?!! FREEDOM TALK TALK?!!
@sbbs3534
@sbbs3534 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's been using the word prerogative a lot the last few days... Doesn't seem like him
@cmck17
@cmck17 5 жыл бұрын
Dear America, Canada’s laughing. Best of luck with Mueller. Love, Canada.
@potaterjim
@potaterjim 5 жыл бұрын
You say that like we're happy with trudeau I mean, at least we have a government, but still
@nickdavey3107
@nickdavey3107 5 жыл бұрын
Dear Canada, America's laughing. Best of luck with still being under the queens rule and forcing people to speak French. Love, America
@bluewinterstorm
@bluewinterstorm 5 жыл бұрын
@@nickdavey3107 thats quebec, and even canadians think they're loopy.
@nickdavey3107
@nickdavey3107 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying we know we aren't perfect. Give us a break! It's hard funding the rest of the world what with our petrodollar. You should try to build a wall around Quebec, and see how hard it is.
@nelsongaskell4061
@nelsongaskell4061 5 жыл бұрын
Same with Australia
@Dayman90
@Dayman90 5 жыл бұрын
You guys tired of all this "winning", yet?
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
AJK90 YES!!!! I’m tiiiiied
@LeoFan93
@LeoFan93 5 жыл бұрын
He's "winning" so much you'd think he's Charlie Sheen.
@cisalzlman
@cisalzlman 5 жыл бұрын
Phyllisha Hart to what?
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie Salzman keep up
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 5 жыл бұрын
Just keep repeating your comment...after talking with some family members...trumptards are so very slow to catch on.
@mroceans8336
@mroceans8336 5 жыл бұрын
We were told that Mexico was paying for the wall
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 5 жыл бұрын
They are...they just dont know about it yet. Bet they will as soon they see the ground-breaking
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 5 жыл бұрын
Yup , the new USMCA trade deal with Mexico will pay for the wall.
@dl-iy8jf
@dl-iy8jf 5 жыл бұрын
Why u want something and ask people to pay for it?
@epsileth
@epsileth 5 жыл бұрын
Will the wall keep boats and planes out? Best wall ever. 🤣
@Zbro.
@Zbro. 5 жыл бұрын
@@errgag3580 no one is afraid except clearly your President. FUCKING lol I drew blood reading your edge thats the only blood youll ever draw except with your colored pencil. Put those safety scissor away with that E D G E!
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 5 жыл бұрын
"make peace with your God,because we are flying blind!" Damn it,Stephen, you made me snort Dr.Pepper up my nose!
@MaxMisterC
@MaxMisterC 5 жыл бұрын
"Trump's got egg on his face! Perhaps, that's why his face is that colour" 😂😃 Good yolk, Steven!! 😀😁
@cynthiaandrus9375
@cynthiaandrus9375 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 the tears speak for themselves.
@dooluv5769
@dooluv5769 5 жыл бұрын
The air quotes remind me of Dr Evil in Austin Powers. Release the lazza
@Phaugirl
@Phaugirl 5 жыл бұрын
okay, jokes aside. Air traffic controller is one of the most stressful jobs in the world because they're in charge of making sure that planes (carrying 150-500+ passengers each - for commercial airlines) on the ground and in the air don't collide with one another while tasking pilots on when to land or to take off safely and on schedule. With sleep-deprived people in charge of that with their concentration and focus affected due to lack of sleep and food on top of the stresses of the job and financial woes because they're not being paid and possibly miss a second paycheck.... Risks and chances of collisions and air-related incidents are only going to increase.... And if the shutdown continues, it will be a matter of time until such incident occurs.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Phaugirl here’s what they need to do...just deny AF1 landing clearance. Trump can take off, he just won’t be allowed to land unless he turns himself over to the FBI.
@richardsmart9331
@richardsmart9331 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chunkboi Or jumps out of the 'plane - preferably without a parachute...
@undecunsunds123
@undecunsunds123 5 жыл бұрын
Not as stressfull as me the guy who didnt care to pick any of that years idiots and im still getting payed in this critical shut down that we all knew was coming cause mexico aint payin shiiit.
@daveteves
@daveteves 5 жыл бұрын
That scene in Breaking Bad will eventually happen if the shutdown continues any further.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 5 жыл бұрын
Phaugirl ...if i was a parent and had my kid on a plane that went down due to trump's "insecurities", there'd be no security apparatus on earth that would keep me from taking trump or some of his family out... these reich wingers only know destruction... its what they live for...
@ronbrittany8592
@ronbrittany8592 5 жыл бұрын
OMGosh Stephen you crack me up. I love how you deliver the news to our great, well use to be great nation.
@SL-yn4ju
@SL-yn4ju 5 жыл бұрын
Thank God for Colbert, who makes this fu@king horrid mess bearable....
@AmitDebnath09
@AmitDebnath09 5 жыл бұрын
This is prime Colbert and a fine-tuned writing staff back in the game energized and ready to kick some ass!
@russianbot5554
@russianbot5554 5 жыл бұрын
Amit Debnath just hope they don’t buzzfeed everyone
@texasstfu2238
@texasstfu2238 5 жыл бұрын
#Stephencolbert when you Imitate trump you should add the heavy breathing also.
@radiofuel2733
@radiofuel2733 5 жыл бұрын
And that weird side-grimace thing he does
@GuacTheWalk
@GuacTheWalk 5 жыл бұрын
This shutdown is not helping Trump's re-election odds. Which I'm quite happy about.
@marilynshapiro9778
@marilynshapiro9778 5 жыл бұрын
Luis Reyes Yeah, and maybe Alexandria Ocasio Cortez will become our next President, and she'll raise our taxes really high, can' wait!
@GuacTheWalk
@GuacTheWalk 5 жыл бұрын
@@marilynshapiro9778 Aye, whatever floats your boat. I can't vote. I believe Trump has good intentions but he just keeps going about things the wrong way. Truth is, no one in politics is 100% reliable or honest. Anyone could make things better or worse.
@knowledgewillincrease7508
@knowledgewillincrease7508 5 жыл бұрын
things are so deep and ugly the average person has no clue what is really going on. The average person is watching a 3 ring circus and you can only follow one act at a time. We really don't have the big picture yet.. @@GuacTheWalk
@GuacTheWalk
@GuacTheWalk 5 жыл бұрын
@@knowledgewillincrease7508 I agree. I absolutely believe that people are led by the media. What can we really do about that though? It doesn't matter if someone is educated on a subject or not, the ignorance always creeps in and wins.
@kiraina25
@kiraina25 5 жыл бұрын
@@marilynshapiro9778 Do you make a seven-digit income yearly? If not, then no, she doesn't.
@shussing
@shussing 5 жыл бұрын
Happy Friday. Roger stone arrested. Look forward to the Friday crowd
@vanjalbis8269
@vanjalbis8269 5 жыл бұрын
shussing gonna
@nongthip
@nongthip 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Trump finally got his own personal wall, it's called Nancy ;-)
@gracevelasquez5
@gracevelasquez5 5 жыл бұрын
or as he likes to call her "Nancy" 😅
@fabianobermeier2838
@fabianobermeier2838 5 жыл бұрын
Good One!
@KharisB.A
@KharisB.A 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 so true
@williamfroh8830
@williamfroh8830 5 жыл бұрын
You win internet comment of the day. Thanks for your comment
@fdmjiv
@fdmjiv 5 жыл бұрын
You will eat this comment by the end of february or march. Just watch and learn the art of the deal.
@NathanTAK
@NathanTAK 5 жыл бұрын
800,000 federal workers going without pay; let’s assume 95% of them need extra cash to pay for food and stuff (a few- such as certain family members of mine- should be good for a few months). Let’s assume each federal worker is supporting an average of 1 dependent who they have to feed and stuff. We need to figure out a way to keep food on their tables during the shutdown. Wilbur Ross is worth 2.9 billion dollars. Conclusion: Federal workers should eat Wilbur Ross
@zenobia10127
@zenobia10127 5 жыл бұрын
Too gamey.
@tomhearne6917
@tomhearne6917 5 жыл бұрын
he could just give all of them $3,625 each.
@Cudgeon
@Cudgeon 5 жыл бұрын
@Timur K. Those were the great presidents.. oh wait.
@NathanTAK
@NathanTAK 5 жыл бұрын
Cudgeon I thought Carter was OK
@bluewinterstorm
@bluewinterstorm 5 жыл бұрын
No nutrition
@renatocorvaro6924
@renatocorvaro6924 5 жыл бұрын
Of all the horrible things Donald Trump has done, it bothers me most that he doesn't use an Oxford comma. Yes, I am that petty.
@frankfoundation465
@frankfoundation465 5 жыл бұрын
NEVER EVER FORGET HISTORY?!!
@ronaldorivers236
@ronaldorivers236 5 жыл бұрын
The Oxford comma, really? He doesn't even know how to spell, let alone use a comma.
@renatocorvaro6924
@renatocorvaro6924 5 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldorivers236 I know, but I just can't get over it. It really bothers me.
@evonwilliams7502
@evonwilliams7502 5 жыл бұрын
Boy I do miss Obama
@crazyforcoffee5950
@crazyforcoffee5950 5 жыл бұрын
Evon Williams on plus side comedians have plenty of content to use out of this failure of a president
@connorduke4619
@connorduke4619 5 жыл бұрын
Russia don't which is why they got put their stooge in place.
@masonklabunde1550
@masonklabunde1550 5 жыл бұрын
People said he was bad but looking back at it he wasn't as bad as I remember.
@broncodeviltexas
@broncodeviltexas 5 жыл бұрын
Boy do I miss Letterman.
@volcryndarkstar3283
@volcryndarkstar3283 5 жыл бұрын
We all do
@JVenger
@JVenger 5 жыл бұрын
Does Trump not get that alot more people are starting not to like him?
@Naught359
@Naught359 5 жыл бұрын
No, even if people tell him they hate him, he'll tell them they love him.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
Fifty 1 Fifty ever heard of the Emperor who had no clothes?
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389 5 жыл бұрын
@@phyllishahart6111 yeah but the emperor had everyone blowing sunshine up his ass and in this scenario the sunshine ass blowers are dwindling. Thank god.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
Puddintane Jingleheimerschmitt I like you ❤️
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 5 жыл бұрын
The dude watches 8 hours a day of Fox News. He doesn't live in the same reality as most people.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
I used to tune in to Love and Hip Hop for my daily dose of pettiness and fighting. I hate that I look toward my government for that very reason now.
@Yashiro-nene_dies
@Yashiro-nene_dies 5 жыл бұрын
Its like watching a train wreck in slow motion and you can't look away.
@sujimtangerines
@sujimtangerines 5 жыл бұрын
@@Yashiro-nene_dies Cause we're ON the train.
@kittykat981
@kittykat981 5 жыл бұрын
@@sujimtangerines I 🤣😂😅 way to hard at your reply 🤣😭😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the final season of Democracy! This season: will we make it to 2020 before a disaster caused by climate change? Will Trump walk out on the White House lawn completely naked and make a full confession? Will we all have to learn to speak Russian to survive? Find out on the final season of... Democracy!
@onlinemamamwom7936
@onlinemamamwom7936 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. That Dermot Kennedy. That song. Forget the politics and whatnot that we hear nightly...that was absolutely something special. You could tell the crowd felt it too. Maybe we need to remember to be humans every now and again and take a moment from the nonstop of the constant pettiness. It was a nice 3 minute break.
@SupermarketSweep777
@SupermarketSweep777 5 жыл бұрын
When “The Entertainer” started playing I lost it.
@kayanclarke5216
@kayanclarke5216 5 жыл бұрын
SupermarketSweep777 5:47. LOL
@Akkordeondirigent
@Akkordeondirigent 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert: The funniest man on the planet.
@japrogramer
@japrogramer 5 жыл бұрын
He is going to declare bankruptcy for the country.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 5 жыл бұрын
just another notch on the bedpost of failure for don con.
@WriterusAeternus
@WriterusAeternus 5 жыл бұрын
I wish Stephen had highlighted Senator Benet of Colorado's rant on the floor today so he could get more views. More people should watch what he had to say in response to Ted Cruz's "crocodile tears" re: the shutdown.
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@madelineschultz4968
@madelineschultz4968 5 жыл бұрын
I love Senator Bennet! Shut that ___ Cruz up, and call out "The Great Negotiator" for the idiot he is.
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 5 жыл бұрын
I'll watch if you have a link to the response.
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 жыл бұрын
I was also really hoping to see him mention that. Lawrence O'Donnell played a couple of minutes of it, and man it was amazing. No mic, no script, just raw emotion. Even better that he was laying into Ted Cruz, which, as a Texas Dem, this is going to be a long 6 years, so please, more where this came from 😃
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 5 жыл бұрын
Washington post full speech on youtube
@TheZeeman1982
@TheZeeman1982 5 жыл бұрын
When Trump talks I hear Stephens impersonations lol
@drmindriot
@drmindriot 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is truly a hilarious individual.
@texasstfu2238
@texasstfu2238 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: make America great again.. #UsThePeople: make Obama president again..
@Lylgrymy
@Lylgrymy 5 жыл бұрын
#cringe
@hurd3203
@hurd3203 5 жыл бұрын
He needs out of the Oval office.
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO!!! The women will suffer!!!
@DeusEx.Machina
@DeusEx.Machina 5 жыл бұрын
nah man, this is quality satire right here !!!😂😂 plus his hands are so small he'd probably pick the prison locks and escape to Russia !!
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 5 жыл бұрын
Why? He can't find the door without assistance? What a truly clueless person...
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he never wanted to be there in the first place.
@hurd3203
@hurd3203 5 жыл бұрын
@Mike Beglin He ran for President to get popular
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 5 жыл бұрын
INTERESTING: Colbert says Ross is worth $2.9 BILLION while pretty much every other source I have seen/heard in last 24 hours reports his net worth at $700 MILLION. Either way, my reaction was like everyone else's when I heard that "advice"....my gawd, this guy is an economic advisor to Chump? No wonder Republicans thought that their tax cut was such a brilliant idea.
@Jon_IndieSan_B
@Jon_IndieSan_B 5 жыл бұрын
Howard Kerr alot of people reported it originally in the billions too in the morning ... but later it was determined he lied... apparently it was after Colbert tapped the show.... I’m guessing
@frankfoundation465
@frankfoundation465 5 жыл бұрын
FREE DOM!
@mafepa
@mafepa 5 жыл бұрын
God I love Colbert!!!! Thank you for the laughs during this ridiculous time...
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 5 жыл бұрын
Omg! That ROSS facial expression Stephen made LOL🤣😅
@abhinandanpandey3934
@abhinandanpandey3934 5 жыл бұрын
That one lady's laughter though! 😂😂
@lumpy0100
@lumpy0100 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.☺
@dvader3000
@dvader3000 5 жыл бұрын
Up to this point is not funny at all. I am worried right now.
@dax9431
@dax9431 5 жыл бұрын
What if no one ever voted GOP again???
@mickidoesmedia
@mickidoesmedia 5 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be like after the Whigs stopped being a thing. Maybe the Democratic Party would split into two. Liberals and Progressives? That or the Green or Libertarians would get more clout. Hard to say.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 5 жыл бұрын
you'd still have to deal with social conservative regressionist morons.
@H2OWarhawk
@H2OWarhawk 5 жыл бұрын
Then there wouldn't be a United States of America. Turn into a shit socialist wasteland called the Communist States of America.
@thehusketeers4319
@thehusketeers4319 5 жыл бұрын
Trump will be 're elected
@babsr6072
@babsr6072 5 жыл бұрын
Warhawk whilst I’m no fan of a complete socialism state for obvious reasons, I’m often curious about why people think communism and socialism are the same thing.
@randomname5706
@randomname5706 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, when Stephem reads these tweets... I'm starting to believe Trump pre records them every week haha
@liisavarhalla6348
@liisavarhalla6348 5 жыл бұрын
Someone told him not to piss Sen. Pelosi off! I love it!!
@triesha3278
@triesha3278 5 жыл бұрын
I want a different president *NOW*
@daviddoughton5938
@daviddoughton5938 5 жыл бұрын
Trump vs. Pelosi in... MORTAL CONGRESS! (dun-dun-dun-dun dundundun dun-dun-dun dundundun...
@fatmanlittlecoat88
@fatmanlittlecoat88 5 жыл бұрын
Test our plight.
@oceanicbloom1407
@oceanicbloom1407 5 жыл бұрын
Round one, FIGHT!
@jasonsmith4969
@jasonsmith4969 5 жыл бұрын
Toasty!!!
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 жыл бұрын
Finish him! (Pelosi uses finishing move "State of the Disunion") *Fatality*
@Strein86
@Strein86 5 жыл бұрын
*Iron reaver soul stealer!*
@DrumWild
@DrumWild 5 жыл бұрын
An old RICH person not relating to the average American. Make no mistake about it: The color of true power and privilege in America is GREEN.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 5 жыл бұрын
DrumWild ...in capitalism, no lives matter...
@mammon_is_god
@mammon_is_god 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is. Money is the only god.
@randomhuman5374
@randomhuman5374 5 жыл бұрын
Wait....so, it's the Lizard people who have all the power? X-D
@e-linamarie
@e-linamarie 5 жыл бұрын
Skylar Potter alsjsjsjje lmaooo
@headcold7250
@headcold7250 5 жыл бұрын
YES. We, actual citizens who live in actual America could do much better if we stripped all this poisonous green shit off this sinking ship
@samuelbaltazar1537
@samuelbaltazar1537 5 жыл бұрын
Mr Mueller please keep going!
@robertmontalvo6998
@robertmontalvo6998 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the lesson, Merica! Albeit a very long and painful one!
@killerjhul
@killerjhul 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Mexico was paying for the wall. What happened?
@icebergrose2614
@icebergrose2614 5 жыл бұрын
killerjhul When Mexico stopped laughing they said "No".
@oldshoe1
@oldshoe1 5 жыл бұрын
That was all talk just to get votes. He claims not to be a politician, but he sure acts like one. You know like promise one thing and then do the opposite.
@trishs706
@trishs706 5 жыл бұрын
Killerjhul You've got to keep up with the Truth du Jour. President Trump NEVER said Mexico would pay directly for the wall. Today he cleared up that he NEVER said the US needed a concrete wall or that it should go from sea to sea. Maybe tomorrow he will say he NEVER ran for president!
@shanejknox
@shanejknox 5 жыл бұрын
Mexico will pay for the wall through the extra money made on a renegotiated trade deal after scrapping NAFTA this is the promise that was made and this is the promise that has been kept
@oldshoe1
@oldshoe1 5 жыл бұрын
Shane Knox Mexico will not pay extra. What trump is talking about is getting money from import margin sales to go towards paying for the wall.
@timothymccaskey4362
@timothymccaskey4362 5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps Donald will set a State of the Union Address from his cell.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 5 жыл бұрын
The echo will add the right amount of gravitas.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Or a padded room.
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 5 жыл бұрын
Just put a toilet on the House Chamber dais and save some time.
@darryldraven9093
@darryldraven9093 5 жыл бұрын
Nope cause you can't impeach him and Hilary probably the one will set it in her room in a mental asylum next to the libtards
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 5 жыл бұрын
@@darryldraven9093 Sorry to bring you back from your fantasy world (and your whataboutism) but it is now guaranteed that Trump will be impeached. It's unavoidable (other than by resignation.)
@mbradley5543
@mbradley5543 5 жыл бұрын
Colberts Trump impression is one of best on late night
@donaldswamp2501
@donaldswamp2501 5 жыл бұрын
That Wilbur impersonation is hilarious
@DecentGatsby
@DecentGatsby 5 жыл бұрын
Say it with me “Trump 2020 years in prison!”
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 5 жыл бұрын
Only context in which Trump 2020 does not immediately induce a panic attack. Well played, sir or madam.
@hmdwgf
@hmdwgf 5 жыл бұрын
EPIC
@vickirosstudor490
@vickirosstudor490 5 жыл бұрын
Lucifer Jones He might get a cell next to Manafort if he’s lucky
@RCmack
@RCmack 5 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020 for prison! It would be the first four numbers on his orange prison suit, one which would go great with his orange hair!
@britainluver431
@britainluver431 5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully that means 2,020 years in prison.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen's Willbur face is amazing 🤣
@WhirledPeace
@WhirledPeace 5 жыл бұрын
With applause like that… How can that not be the sound of a revolution.
@bodombeastmode
@bodombeastmode 5 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you're being sarcastic. It's a studio audience.
@rafyg3314
@rafyg3314 5 жыл бұрын
Just in. Roger stoned arrested. 😀
@nightvigil
@nightvigil 5 жыл бұрын
Let the good times roll
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 5 жыл бұрын
Wilbur Ross should loan some money to those Federal workers as he is a billionaire.
@katyclasen4672
@katyclasen4672 5 жыл бұрын
All who voted for Trump, We told ya so!!!
@thehusketeers4319
@thehusketeers4319 5 жыл бұрын
Trump will get the wall and be 're elected
@rolandfor
@rolandfor 5 жыл бұрын
@@thehusketeers4319russian troll spy dont think so
@hks2377
@hks2377 5 жыл бұрын
I love his pilot & Wilbur Ross impressions! 😂👏
@Thebrave380
@Thebrave380 5 жыл бұрын
Steven facial expression of commerce secretary is the best ever. 😂😂😂 si accurate and so funny
@brettrun8575
@brettrun8575 5 жыл бұрын
As much as every cell in my body is completely repulsed by Trump and I wholeheartedly look forward to his impeachment and following imprisonment, I can’t deny that he has been so good for late night comedy. That’s seriously the only thing I’ll miss when he’s gone.
@whiteout0111
@whiteout0111 5 жыл бұрын
2 years later and still nowhere in the impeachment process. Maybe when we hit year 7 of his presidency you losers will finally get somewhere. And trust me, anyone with a brain reading this comment section can see that its not this show that is the comedy gold, its the cucks he brings out in the comment sections that's the comedy gold.
@Listening_Books12345
@Listening_Books12345 5 жыл бұрын
@@whiteout0111 Sounds good, Unknown Username Too Ashamed To Own Your Opinions In A Public Venue! I'll believe anything you say!
@abegarfield3754
@abegarfield3754 5 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened in Britain in the '80s. Thatcher launched a lot of comedians' careers.
@whimsysmith2835
@whimsysmith2835 5 жыл бұрын
unknown - maybe. Then again, Roger Stone just got pulled from his bed by FBI agents, making him the 34th person indicted in the Mueller campaign. You will be happy to know I think Trump has done this country some good. Because of his actions we can see what needs fixing in our governance, Mueller is the one draining the swamp, and if Trump is not indicted personally it will be proof that Mueller decided that Trump was merely the dumb puppet we half suspect him to be. Face it with that much collusion in his innermost circle Trump has to be either in on it, or the most moronic oblivious person to ever head our country. At this point those are the only two options. So, yay, "winning".
@tammcd
@tammcd 5 жыл бұрын
5:59 Wilbur Ross is NOT *worth* $2.9 bn, Wilbur Ross HAS accumulated $2.9 bn. Big difference.
@CidTheGargoyle
@CidTheGargoyle 5 жыл бұрын
@Deb long I'm pretty sure he means to say that as a human being he's not worth much. And he's not wrong either.
@kingmichaelthelastwarrior
@kingmichaelthelastwarrior 5 жыл бұрын
This is his true worth💩
@mkiel705
@mkiel705 5 жыл бұрын
You Mean "Stolen" Just saying
@qus.9617
@qus.9617 5 жыл бұрын
@Deb long Tam's not lying or misleading anyone. It's important to get the facts right. Though maybe you disagree about the semantics but I learnt something.
@nathanadler8316
@nathanadler8316 5 жыл бұрын
@Mike Hegarty Being voiced by Patrick Stewart, for example.
@samuelclemens1691
@samuelclemens1691 5 жыл бұрын
The Richard Nixon impersonation is spot on.
@aqilal-mashoor3405
@aqilal-mashoor3405 5 жыл бұрын
That Kiki do you love me reference thoo had me ROFL!! xD
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 5 жыл бұрын
"Listen to what Wilbur Ross said this morning ... " Wait, wait! You mean Wilbur Ross is actually alive?
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 5 жыл бұрын
He looks embalmed.
@CainLatrani
@CainLatrani 5 жыл бұрын
Nah. They just made sure you couldn't see Jeff Dunham behind him.
@volcryndarkstar3283
@volcryndarkstar3283 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, how?
@mrtrailesafety
@mrtrailesafety 5 жыл бұрын
Peter Piper Wilbur is down to his last $700M.
@frankfoundation465
@frankfoundation465 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneWhoMightBe YEAH IRONIC SERIOUSLYold men $OLDOUT?!!
@nolimitrage7338
@nolimitrage7338 5 жыл бұрын
This is the Late Late show I love it
@mayap6055
@mayap6055 5 жыл бұрын
Love how Jon chimes in with "The Entertainer" written in 1902 at exactly the right moment!
@AspenEmrys
@AspenEmrys 5 жыл бұрын
BEST segment in months! Batiste on point
@Ansonidak
@Ansonidak 5 жыл бұрын
Can we start losing now? Just to see what it's like?
@Trottelheimer
@Trottelheimer 5 жыл бұрын
Trumps losing = everybody else winning
@miko57wang
@miko57wang 5 жыл бұрын
Trump used the word prerogative twice in two days. I guess the word of the day toilet paper got stuck to his shoe again.
@Toyuki1
@Toyuki1 5 жыл бұрын
Love the Wilbur Ross/Komodo Dragon imitation! 😂🤣😂
@scottrowe533
@scottrowe533 5 жыл бұрын
"We finally got what we were promised in 2016... a woman declaring victory over Donald Trump!" Hah! Nancy owns the 'Nancy boy'!" 😎
@Raptor-bt6zp
@Raptor-bt6zp 5 жыл бұрын
S Rowe What victory Pelosi just got tagged, now she has to put up or shut up.
@TM-lu7wb
@TM-lu7wb 5 жыл бұрын
@Amanda laschola Answer a question for me; Was it Madam Speaker Pelosi who was on television and stated: " I will take the mantel, I will shut down the government"? I mean I'm almost 100% fuggin positive it was the cheeto, yep it was your slow minded president who said that.
@joshnazario1020
@joshnazario1020 5 жыл бұрын
That's why he calls her "Nancy" 😉
@rutriggered7882
@rutriggered7882 5 жыл бұрын
Hillary still lost.
@GreenerHill
@GreenerHill 5 жыл бұрын
@@Raptor-bt6zp: Punctuation is useful.
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