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@nickgomez938 жыл бұрын
the ritalin never left his system
@williamvonwowern86626 жыл бұрын
ritalin is a form of adderall he tripping
@akazeek5 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he actually needs it lol
@michaelhart71095 жыл бұрын
Bruh did a g before going on lol
@Fish_Master5 жыл бұрын
He needs rital-out
@fellzer5 жыл бұрын
@@williamvonwowern8662 Adderall is just another brand name and Adderall is white collar meth.
@cameronpestel28195 жыл бұрын
That girl that he called to get out of trouble pretended to be his sister, came & picked up him & his friends and got them out of trouble with the cops she's a true friend that's wassup 👍💯
@jv-lk7bc4 жыл бұрын
thats why the cop let em go. figured if he at least has that good a friend he must not be all bad.
@ydurzemog10545 жыл бұрын
Tough crowd and lots of hate in comments, idk I thought the story was very entertaining.
@AnimalLover1011954 жыл бұрын
YDUR ZEMOG yeah he just needed to calm the fuck down
@aminimoose39714 жыл бұрын
He doesn't take a breath, and neither can the crowd, so they never get to laugh. He's fine, he just needs to slow down.
@bOwObs4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think it was his delivery
@Dizz2K74 жыл бұрын
I thought it was fine, too.
@deannad91054 жыл бұрын
@@AnimalLover101195 Moshe's not normally like that. I think when the crowd wasn't reacting well to him, he panicked and rushed through his story.
@gunnerflash35448 жыл бұрын
The cop was the real gangsta
@KalElKryptonsFinest6 жыл бұрын
I don't want to like your comment because it's at 1-8-7 right now, so I'll just leave this.
@ericdevito93835 жыл бұрын
Fuck 12
@vegahimsa4 жыл бұрын
People are talking about him doing Ritalin and how he’s going to fast but as someone with ADHD his delivery is perf speed for me 😂
@roosterboy73572 жыл бұрын
I think it’s Ridlin with a d
@kieran.grant_2 жыл бұрын
@@roosterboy7357 Well, you'd be wrong. There should've been a little red squigly under what you typed, that's how you know your "correction" ain't right.
@roosterboy73572 жыл бұрын
@@kieran.grant_ I used my speaker and it didn’t pick up my hillbilly accent very well. I meant ADD but you said I was wrong so I think you understood what I was trying to say. I was wrong though, I had a friend in school on Ridellan and when he didn’t take it he was hyper and when he did he wasn’t himself, he would stare into his book like a zombie. As far as the auto correction goes I wish I could turn it off because I always have to correct it. I appreciate the sarcasm though, since this is KZbin I would expect nothing less
@zerodamonsta9424 жыл бұрын
Lmfao no one caught the “speed and mushrooms makes the cartoon play faster” joke
@andrewwilliamson50603 жыл бұрын
That was a joke?
@Inqusitor_VDM2 жыл бұрын
@@Canzandridas okay, basically mushrooms make you hallucinate stuff, (the cartoon part) and speed, as the name implies speeds things up soo, he made a joke about the hallucinations being like a cartoon that was sped up lol
@natebananas72624 жыл бұрын
He tells this like slam poetry😂
@ThisOldHat8 жыл бұрын
The crowds have been tough in these lately.
@DamTheKid8 жыл бұрын
Ya tough as in expecting for it get funny any day now? You might have a point if he wasn't a rambler or didn't meander in his approach. This is a three or so minute bit that he has blown out like a horrible hair-do to make it 15 minutes. I'm only typing this because this is specifically an example of the crowds not laughing when they shouldn't. The material is old and it's longwinded.
@AlexPastel8 жыл бұрын
That couple right in the front-center look like they want to go home.
@DamTheKid8 жыл бұрын
your actually making me re-watch this :)) she looked like she was doing a sad affleck impression. I really want to make that video with her cuz she looks down and to the side while he's talking, it'd be perfect.
@AlexPastel8 жыл бұрын
You should do it.
@Robdee9998 жыл бұрын
I don't think it' suppose to be funny. They are there to tell interesting stories that just so happen to be funny.
@montananerd82442 жыл бұрын
Moshe is always less wholesome than I expect, but Natasha is always much more so. Love them both 💖
@Dylan-rh5vk5 жыл бұрын
His parents watch this with subtitles
@goregrindisthebestgenre8 жыл бұрын
Didn't make me laugh too much but it was a great story.
@killhazardx8 жыл бұрын
Same. Great plug
@x5xxSmittyxx5x7 жыл бұрын
you're an idiot if you didn't laugh..
@dr.matthewhertert3107 жыл бұрын
Actually I was watching the row of audience behind him. Straight faces almost the entire time, I felt bad for him.
@goregrindisthebestgenre7 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Smith L
@dovisX17 жыл бұрын
I think when you've paid money etc..your expectations are higher?
@AdamTheRaptor6 жыл бұрын
His name sounds like a toddler trying to say motion capture 😂😂😂👍
@JeremiahFernandez5 жыл бұрын
gtfo
@missundies5 жыл бұрын
@@JeremiahFernandez no you
@selenawilliams22464 жыл бұрын
AdamTheRaptor 😹
@angelestrada11234 жыл бұрын
I like to think about his deaf parents love story. I imagine them exchanging love notes, sending love codes, and being able to sleep in peace while the baby cries at night.
@alekswithak Жыл бұрын
haha thats cute
@slj84977 ай бұрын
@angelestrada1123 They probably had some sort of setup to let them know that the baby was crying. You know, similar to how the lights flash to let them know that someone is at the door. I'm just speculating. 🙂
@shawnamcintosh88906 жыл бұрын
I don't really give a shit about it being hilarious. If it's interesting and their able to add personality to it I'm down for a good story.
@RingoLoadagain3 жыл бұрын
Definitely read his book. I just finished it a few days ago and I'm still thinking about it. It's really funny and a crazy story.
@Bookq365 жыл бұрын
The guy at the bar in the red hat was LOVING this set. Forget the rest of the audience, that guy got it!
@andrewmyers9338 жыл бұрын
The story was pretty funny I thought but he just needed to slow down and work on his timing a bit. I have zero stand-up comedy experience though so fuck it.
@Gibbypastrami3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i agree i had to rewind a couple times, when you actually keep up with what he's saying its hilarious, also I'm stoned so extra slow mow
@pastorofmuppets3253 жыл бұрын
These stories aren't a "Tight 15, or 30 "; like most comedians would perform. They are actual TRUE STORIES. If you've ever checked out Moshe's stand up specials, he's absolutely incredible! I've been meaning to read that book as I was quite the fuck up when I was a kid too.
@thenew303033 жыл бұрын
@@pastorofmuppets325 i read the book. it’s FANTASTIC.
@grimmheartz9340Ай бұрын
I think they have a time limit to tell their jokes, and he does have long jokes
@stefanwolfe74318 жыл бұрын
All you have to do to be a comedian is do drugs and go to rehab, you can do anything you set your minds to kids
@indifrent_fxuk2678 жыл бұрын
Your comment was the only funny thing about this video. W
@DBSbluedevil8 жыл бұрын
edit* all you have to do to become a comedian is do drugs..
@TheXquizid8 жыл бұрын
Or.. all you have to do, is to stay in school to be able to comment on you tube videos.
@cjallen2338 жыл бұрын
I've done drugs and went to rehab, why is it not working?
@cjallen2338 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Alvarez shhhh, You had me at kill Justin Beiber.
@RingoLoadagain3 жыл бұрын
For real though his book is amazing. I loved it and I even cried at the end.
@Heyaitsjohn8 жыл бұрын
His pacing is just terrible. I feel like there could have been more laughs, but he didn't leave any space to respond to what he was saying.
@KyWyrm7 жыл бұрын
lol you saw the louie charisma on command video.....
@stefanjovanic77255 жыл бұрын
No the crowd is just plain stupid.
@lopiklop5 жыл бұрын
Well he tried that and they didn't respond too well so i can see why he'd speed it up
@PaulRoane4 жыл бұрын
truly not his best i cant even finish it
@packrat20044 жыл бұрын
The speed of the story was to imitate the way he felt on all those drugs. It was intentional dude.
@HaploidCell8 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Speed and mushrooms is a terrible mixture. Don't do it. Speed makes some people mildly paranoid, plus weed also, add halucinations from mushrooms and you got your perfect nightmare storm. If at all, do it with people you trust and do not leave the group. I feel like that was my mistake. Leaving the group was a terrible decision, born of paranoia and speedy restlessness. I did enjoy this story a great deal, because my own experience with that drug mixture was, too, that police can be incredibly sweet on the completely desperate drug burn-out. It's like the angels are working overtime to get your ass home safely. Thanks again for the story. I got a real kick out of it.
@gamesbraun70697 жыл бұрын
HaploidCell if you're going to do shrooms, clear your schedule for the next 6 months, as a safety precaution. I haven't touched them for years, and I don't intend to for the rest of my life.
@undercovabrutha81236 жыл бұрын
Games Braun why should you clear your schedule for the next 6 months?
@CreepinCreeper016 жыл бұрын
More like 6 hours
@reniandrijana26826 жыл бұрын
HaploidCell it’s in words 😂 One of my high school friends had a bunch of Ritalin bottles and I downed a handful puked a few table spoons up downed more and I was paranoid but really introverted no one could tell I was paranoid but suddenly I could tell who was and wasn’t and just yea 😂
@maverickrivera22515 жыл бұрын
Too late
@kissmyacidrocks4 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I read "Pure Adderall Gangsters" then re-read while it started, but was surprised to find out this actually WAS a prescription amphetamine fueled story. I'm psychic. Or dyslexic. Same thing.
@TWile-vk8ju3 жыл бұрын
Like be said '91 everyone was prescribed with it
@adamtichy80082 жыл бұрын
You know what's not a same thing tho? Amphetamines and Ritalin. Ritalin isn't amphetamine, it's its own thing.
@tylertracey82074 жыл бұрын
This didn’t make me want to watch his standup but it made me wanna buy his book
@RingoLoadagain3 жыл бұрын
His book is really great. I just finished it a few days ago and I'm still thinking about it.
@tylertracey82073 жыл бұрын
@@RingoLoadagain what’s it called again? It’s been a long time lol
@RingoLoadagain3 жыл бұрын
@@tylertracey8207 Kasher in the Rye! I got a free sample on my kindle but quickly bought the full book.
@ryanzarmbinski74468 жыл бұрын
That girl is the real MVP.
@AlexDelarge19908 жыл бұрын
Man... idk if the crowd was just being tough, or if the beginning of that story was just genuinely cringy. Jokes were just not hitting at all.
@joshbroughton26976 жыл бұрын
It also helps if you the the Bay Area. I'm around the same age as Moshe and I know all the spots he's talking about. Plus some of the BPD cops were chill as fuck unlike the UCBPD or OPD who all Bay residents have fond stories of abuse and "don't give a fuck" about OPD tossing you in jail on humbles. Glad dude turned his life around and can use his stories to pay the bills, wish I could do that.
@asphalt-cowboy94795 жыл бұрын
Idk..it was an entertaining story but the way he was telling it just wasn't that funny.
@jamesmongold94675 жыл бұрын
stand up's hard.
@montinyek65545 жыл бұрын
Josh Broughton SFPD is the dirtiest bunch of villains in the entire Bay Area, never had problems with OPD
@krombopulosnichols40704 жыл бұрын
Yo I LOVED this, but I've been in situations almost exactly the same, you have to have been there to understand the feeling of "woah wait what the fuck did he just let us go?" When you've violated SO many laws and underage with a car not at all legal, fake plates, no tags, no insurance, etc. But like Theo Von's and almost all other episodes of "This Isn't Happening"(give or take a few) he really describes the feelings using a comparison of ridiculous measure, this guy didn't really do jokes, he just told an AMAZING This isn't happening story 🤷♂️ no one said it had to be funny just because they're comedians telling stories
@jessicaevans25646 жыл бұрын
Awesome storytelling. That cop had to be thinking, "this is going to make a great story".
@montananerd82442 жыл бұрын
Lots of people can think & speak quickly without being on drugs, by the way, commenters ... I appreciated his quick, lively delivery.
@Slightlyhungryartist7 жыл бұрын
Just watching and waiting for Dr. Egon Spengler here to yell, "Venkman, get a sample of this"
@qu49804 жыл бұрын
hes the guy that purposely spells your name wrong on the starbucks cup just to brighten his day.
@bryanstellfox85215 жыл бұрын
Ari intros - Never skip New intros - Skip with extreme prejudice
@colefriel31715 жыл бұрын
Damn straight. Roy Wood just isn’t good
@notyourbusiness51935 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why everyone skip's the intros. I don't think their too bad.
@professorweedington49624 жыл бұрын
All the intros suck ass
@professorweedington49624 жыл бұрын
Only intro that even mildly entertained me was when ari was being chased by tiny ari's
@escapethisall8 жыл бұрын
proof that you cant trust crowds reaction, no laughs but he deserved them
@StarbusterShow8 жыл бұрын
haha good one
@rnburton578 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they bussed those people in for an episode of "Scared Straight: Comedy Style"...
@johnnycash1877 жыл бұрын
... How? I didn't laugh once during this. He had maybe 2 decent lines in the whole thing, the rest were bombaroos. That and the overacting really sunk his ship. I don't blame the crowd at all, this performance was cringeworthy.
@intotheunknown87746 жыл бұрын
No
@Benadryllionaire6 жыл бұрын
Ehhh heheheheh, nah dog. Moshe has good stories, not good jokes.
@timstadlmueller588 жыл бұрын
All this hate in the comments, i thought it was a great story.
@nfarc75426 жыл бұрын
He's an OK dude, but people hate hipsters. and an older hipster... He is always gonna have to deal with that unless he grows up and loses that millennial fad look.
@missundies5 жыл бұрын
@@nfarc7542 You should grow up and stop judging people by the way they dress, that's high school shit.
@hereisahuman59773 жыл бұрын
@@nfarc7542 Hope you grew up in these two years
@sophiericearoni40394 жыл бұрын
I love this guys stories
@connorrosas31435 жыл бұрын
This dude has great descriptions of himself and others
@ryankasik79115 жыл бұрын
Bruh this crowd is not appreciating this FUCKING ACT OF GOD AND AMAZING STORY
@onyxvendetta28727 жыл бұрын
lmao... St. Ides. I used to drink that when I was a teenager too. I haven't heard anyone reference that in FOREVER. Awesome. thanks for the flashback!
@12jalbrandao4 жыл бұрын
At some point this guy thought he was a werewolf, in Michigan
@hywodena3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh out loud
@TWile-vk8ju3 жыл бұрын
Nice. Very funny. Wonder if he did meet that teacher
@thebritt34632 жыл бұрын
Brilliant , he really drew me in to the story , fantastic 👏 👌🏻
@ProjectRedfoot Жыл бұрын
My old friend from California used to laugh at me when I would play Oakland gangsta rap on my iPod, but I tried to convince him like, "NO! OAKLAND ISN'T A JOKE, DUDE!"
@lilpleb93205 жыл бұрын
Great story but lacks comedic timing
@David-R.5 жыл бұрын
"HOW MUCH DID THIS GUY HATE PAPERWORK?!" LMAO 14:02 kmsl
@taurus19623 жыл бұрын
It wasn't that, it was probably just white privilege. 🤷♀️
@justjo5104 жыл бұрын
He talks so fast 😅 and i forgot i had it sped up thought my head was gonna explode 💀😂
@CERTAIND00M3 жыл бұрын
Lol! How did that not give you an aneurysm?
@justjo5103 жыл бұрын
@@CERTAIND00M almost did! Im dizzy 😅
@woahitsmeach91505 жыл бұрын
we love you Mr. Motion Capture
@taylorgoetz76043 жыл бұрын
razzle dazzle
@rumpelstillkills80365 жыл бұрын
His name sounds like the sound that brooms make.
@dwaynelouis3435 жыл бұрын
Mubashir Mahi yeah accurate
@GobyTSB5 жыл бұрын
Moshe Kasher is the man hahaha
@sadboygreggy5 жыл бұрын
This set was sponsored by buy my book.
@SkeleMusic6 жыл бұрын
I love this ad/story for his book
@SvenskSork Жыл бұрын
the dudes a natural story teller! Dint think I would like it at first but then I was like dude: hes killing it 😅 Epic officer to haha
@limp76843 жыл бұрын
Oakland, 14years, doin speed and shrooms, stealin cars, crashin it, hangin with X3. Casual wednesday.
@LAIDBACKMANNER8 жыл бұрын
You already released this on KZbin.............. If not than KZbin recommended I watch this months ago while I was watching "This is not happening" on KZbin.
@oldmanfivetimes8 жыл бұрын
He's been on this is not happening before, this one is new.
@LAIDBACKMANNER8 жыл бұрын
I 'm sure you are right, but my point is I have seen this one (this specific standup by Moshe on this specific show) before. No hate, just saying.
@noahthompson40986 жыл бұрын
i was so intrigued that i didnt see this as comedy but just a good story
@maribelgarcia93374 жыл бұрын
This is fire 🔥 this crowd is dry
@alphabetquo5 жыл бұрын
@ 3:14 there's a red head in the front row who's sips when he says "ima fuckin thug" lmaoo
@antongratch39635 жыл бұрын
I was in a similar situation, I was handcuffed and told to call someone so I had to pretend my Chinese friend was my aunt. Got away with it tho
@dameli10106 жыл бұрын
Caucasian experience with a cop while on drugs underage driving illegally with open booze. Nice
@promqueenkiller4 жыл бұрын
He's Jewish
@kylewest1004 жыл бұрын
This was yrs ago when cops could let you walk on shit. If you know someone crazy from back in the day just ask em all the insanity they got away with back in the day.
@nebulousisgod4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. I was a hardcore heroin addict for 10 years, during which I not only sold drugs but smuggled them internationally across the border in a body cavity...and I have never even been arrested. Detained millions of times, but always let go. I know it’s because I’m a decent looking white guy. And it’s so wrong. But I’m not really complaining, either.
@illhaveanother43654 жыл бұрын
@@kylewest100 gross, why would you want to walk on shit?
@clicheguevara52823 жыл бұрын
@-- Nope. Not according to them, they aren’t!
@gmy337 жыл бұрын
medium stories and performances .. make great ones so much better
@lukeperry84077 жыл бұрын
Really deserved more laughs and applause, that's a story of legends
@alexandramiller6766 жыл бұрын
Love this story and love Moshe!
@mattresbert7 ай бұрын
Brilliant story ❤
@keytreceavenida25075 жыл бұрын
Aye if you from Oakland you know everyone crazy af out here 🤘🏼
@nexus85164 жыл бұрын
Listen to him gasp between each sentence
@kengilliland7275 жыл бұрын
These openings are the best, Keep On Truckin' Ari !
@AdamThoba23 жыл бұрын
did you see the opening when Ari in an Ari mask robs a bank..almost wish he would make a short film with the same into like Heat (1995. M. Man)
@kengilliland7273 жыл бұрын
@@AdamThoba2 ~ Nope ! but it sounds like it would be very funny.
@xxTriple_Txx Жыл бұрын
tough crowd 😂
@errolstone9463 жыл бұрын
I've lived this story. He is OG Epic.
@briestoll6 жыл бұрын
Really good book actually.
@katrinak78892 жыл бұрын
His book is actually a wild ride. Highly recommend.
@user-bt9xj2if1l5 жыл бұрын
As a car enthusiast I would 100%drive that shit every day 4:48 😂 ask anyone that you know that’s into cars and they will most likely say “FUCK YEA let’s go to the desert mall school wingstop”
@vitalvibrations82655 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious on other stages too
@ImAnOcean6 жыл бұрын
why is everyone complaining about the crowd ? just seems like they didnt specifically record them and why the hate on the guy ? funny story imo
@Doctorpoopvevo3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he is perpetually trying to catch his breath through the entirety of the story
@quentinplummer23393 жыл бұрын
Lol how much did this cop hate paperwork
@ravenwalter87273 жыл бұрын
Took a minute but wow great story!
@captaincurlyfry39884 жыл бұрын
The crowd is *cold*
@aminimoose39714 жыл бұрын
He doesn't slow down long enough to let the crowd register, so they aren't laughing.
@ATLsF1N3ST918 жыл бұрын
Do you think he's Jewish?
@jacobknighten7988 жыл бұрын
the work cash is in his name and he's a comic. so.... Yeah
@jacobknighten7988 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Knighten word*
@yellowdart66668 жыл бұрын
undeniably so. psychedelics unlock the hidden genius of the jews because their ancestors tripped balls on kachyon. it's in our DNA
@juratchet8 жыл бұрын
Yes he said he was.
@rustyshackleford55468 жыл бұрын
He couldn't be jewier even if his full name was jewy hooknose mcjewlawyer
@TheRockhopper773 жыл бұрын
Why do people say this was a tough crowd? It wasn't 😂
@talkywhispers98782 жыл бұрын
Can't say u didn't know about the book when the thing you named your work after is a pun of that thing.
@extramedium17 ай бұрын
Who is my favorite Jewish person on the planet! Moshe! Who is probably to blame for the genocide in Palestine! Ari! Moshe is light and Ari is beyond dark!
@H3iMda11_G0d3 жыл бұрын
What is the twist was the cop wasn't even a cop but a guy just posing as one xD
@lopiklop5 жыл бұрын
Oh man dude. I did shrooms the same way when i was 14. Except they were chilly flavored corn chips (fritos)
@armourtillo8 жыл бұрын
what a great story teller and a cool story.
@ceejayyvr7 жыл бұрын
at 13:18 "we won the fucking lottery" he sounded like jerry Seinfeld
@CookiesWiddMilk6 жыл бұрын
He said he bought a twenty bag of weed. I no longer believe he was ever “gangster” 😂😂😂😂
@CERTAIND00M3 жыл бұрын
This was the 90s though. $20 worth of weed was like a whole forest.
@metalhead1425 жыл бұрын
Great story, timing couldve been better. Didnt give the audience a chance to laugh. Still funny as hell
@rgrawb5 жыл бұрын
Hes talking to the wrong crowd cuz I lmao!
@hahhah9998 жыл бұрын
he forgot to breathe
@HamboneyGamezYT3 жыл бұрын
This was ok...pretty good set...
@titania58256 жыл бұрын
this “sister” is a badass 🙏🏻
@jalanasp6 жыл бұрын
I heard Oakland California and loved him immediately 😂👏🏽 #BayArea
@HelloFellowHooman3 жыл бұрын
My homies would've pimp slapped carlos infront of the cop 🤣. One of the best stories on here ngl
@johnkoch93157 жыл бұрын
Did some ritalin and remembered this story! Woooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@hanzdownsports4 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny. About to buy that book 😆😆
@anthonymadriid8086 жыл бұрын
hes so gangsta he stays up past his bedtime
@abcdefghijklmnop24928 жыл бұрын
hitlers wet dream was probably the funniest line in his routine
@oommdtube Жыл бұрын
Ya buddy !! My childhood to a T And in tildan looking for the " Spot"
@keithsegler80493 жыл бұрын
The good ol 20 bag
@alexeichenauer4 жыл бұрын
Ritalin is not Speed. Speed is an amphetamine (old abbr. alpha-methyl-phenethyl-amine) (IUPAC name is 1-phenylpropan-2-amine (racemic)). Ritalin is Methylphenidat which mimicks the properties of Amphetamine but is technically not an amphetamine. Thats why they could sell it to children. It's like in the 30s when Doctors said they found a new opioid thats non addictive: Heroine. There was even heroin for children and stuff like that. Just like in the 90s when Doctors said again We found a new opioid thats non addictive: Oxycontin. The slogan from the 30s is exactly the same they used in the 90s.......