Commercials From My Nightmares (flashing lights

[@tobascochilisauce2009]

as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean

[@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm]

Hes a navy guy

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

Smh navy guys

[@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm]

Navy guys am I right

[@kriffapher]

As a dude in the Navy, the mermaid part was the hardest portion of training. These fins were tough to grow dude

[@krankrk]

Can ur dad fix my squishy bones?

[@xZippy]

Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?" Nick: "About 3 commercials."

[@goobygooberson1656]

What's worse is it's like 90 commercials

[@coffeewithahintoflavender2923]

@@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂

[@user-it4cl9hf6u]

oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things

[@dpage446]

Yes

[@doublets90]

Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?

[@hidgehoge2713]

That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect

[@yourmomsjorts]

7:13 timestamp 7:33 for the scream

[@hannahbarbarian6786]

Scary*

[@thesleepydot]

@@yourmomsjorts appreciated

[@rebeccawhite3731]

I legitimately cried, I do for most of his skits they're so funny XD

[@TordParker2.0]

Indeed, I love it sm.

[@sixbytex]

I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence

[@MrAwsome-xw4je]

I completely agree

[@corner5837]

@@MrAwsome-xw4je dude im literally cowering rn i agree

[@xathuum232]

its straight out of a horror movie

[@moosterpeckle]

I think I peed myself

[@psychedelicpunk5031]

Yea, my neighbors thought so too.

[@devine8023]

Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'

[@cagegirll]

@@KINGJERMARCUS what

[@discosticc]

Navy guys dont drown

[@blortbugman8722]

@@discosticc sometimes they do

[@AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo]

ugh. navy guys.

[@slimegood9192]

Then it doesnt work

[@fancyintrovert6091]

As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.

[@muffpuff8]

sharkboy?

[@bandgeek4286]

My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.

[@thecoleopterist]

Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"

[@GFMSHOW]

lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying

[@griffservo8074]

Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?

[@revereshorse]

“I fear no man, but that thing-” * points to Nutcracker Danny * “ *It scares me.* ”

[@gooberhopper25]

Lol that comment is epik

[@999rupeesgreg]

TacComment Pro

[@alonelychannel1846]

no this should be a complex storyline; danny, make it happen

[@itari6179]

XD

[@BritishRailClass47]

Mann I love tf2

[@jordanshaw5638]

Fun fact If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.

[@girlrottingpro]

Omg trying this now!!

[@stay_comfy]

@@girlrottingpro I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story

[@thatonetoppatguy8320]

holy shit your right

[@girlrottingpro]

@@stay_comfy im back one month older and it.... Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..

[@LuiAlamo]

@@girlrottingpro 😭

[@inessilva1214]

"it fits in any pocket" women watching this: we'll see about that

[@elin_]

Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩

[@modus8256]

@@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets

[@eldritchabomination9726]

LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT

[@subwichman]

There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know... ...then who is actually making women's pants..??

[@HollyHummingbirdriver]

They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.

[@kbeit8272]

"Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"

[@smophiefofie]

HAHAHAHA

[@Jb-ik3pq]

That was actually pretty scary lol

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

I feel like she’s used to that by now

[@TT-iv5iz]

why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶

[@pen3475]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@lucvalor]

The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

I shat myself

[@theartist312]

The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”

[@just_zeke]

after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭

[@LavroseRovender]

@@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart

[@thetwitchingpumpkin1547]

the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better

[@Chitterbug_]

Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.

[@juliarudy753]

Mmmm butcracker

[@violetbean8928]

she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D

[@aislyn4717]

Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭

[@tewks4458]

And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.

[@Carla-ou2yb]

The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer

[@isabelagaba821]

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭

[@user-ym7eh8pi5i]

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt

[@wallybloc1415]

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now

[@TewifyingUwU]

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648]

RIP vine

[@user.uni612]

The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.

[@stepbro4028]

produced by Greg directed by Greg sponsored by Greg Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy Danny - Danny Gonzalez Special thanks to Greg Guy Little Stinkers Mayor Kurtis Connor

[@okiedokie2840]

@@stepbro4028 😂

[@hamtaru]

that was legitimately creepy ngl

[@cheesyoutanimations2045]

Ai movie in a nutshell

[@allieanimates8539]

ahhh gacha horror

[@louiskr42]

Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying

[@davidbosy4275]

"kinda" !?

[@The_garb4ge_man]

Laura in the other room 👁👄👁

[@mynawina9177]

i will see that thing in my nightmares

[@gato6988]

im still shaking

[@winged_rat]

ik...

[@alicethemad1613]

I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people

[@megancaputo]

everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america

[@vesmirnaeliss]

because it was a goood oneee!!! :D

[@humanperson888]

Lol

[@hney_flower28]

Fish are pretty

[@moongirlmimi]

Lol right beautiful ass voice

[@nisarojas2869]

That’s X Factor worthy

[@MohammedAgbadi]

The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.

[@fart63]

I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight

[@austin0172]

@@fart63 oh nonononononono

[@NerdStuffing]

@@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy

[@crow3467]

@@fart63 yes someone get me one of those

[@aquashuriken1634]

@@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone

[@kayawhitton4806]

The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

[@Abigail-pv1hn]

ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf

[@eaglest0554]

Non electric razors: It even works underwater!

[@MienMaotcha]

but how danny does the stance-

[@doublekil669]

“are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”

[@luginess0]

And it even works!

[@Ovasiig]

My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.

[@professorbone8709]

We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development

[@s.tar.lin.g]

ooh vaguely similar story, I did air cadets growing up and we always called the sea cadets "guppies" which I think is really funny!

[@olandoblen5791]

There is a whole Wikipedia entry to the term Frogman. It's a legit term that's being used for combat divers, swimmers etc.

[@magictoaster2996]

“Great job Annie, now finish the job.” “But, bu-“ “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”

[@Rudolphgaylord]

Haha, navy boys

[@discoshark7767]

Are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???

[@aayuktaraut8424]

@@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mustymusterson]

My names Annie 😳

[@Tzgrey77]

NO SURRENDER NO MERCY

[@memechild2025]

I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.

[@godsclown4419]

Same

[@buckets1623]

yesssssssss

[@thrawnnoconnection6931]

Hmmm. Have you accumulated debt?

[@moxxy3565]

So like $40?

[@leeloo87]

That made me think of the movie split-

[@julie__j2159]

Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket" Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?

[@byrnetdown6076]

especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets

[@imemotionallystable7109]

@@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR

[@imemotionallystable7109]

@@llvnaa9600 ew just ew

[@gracie7714]

@@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥

[@pickleproductions5736]

I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.

[@MrsMcTaco]

This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!

[@insawid]

right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny

[@ShaneReuter]

i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible

[@spikemcleod4720]

@@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know

[@ShaneReuter]

@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario

[@averieherring4147]

Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket! Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken

[@hepthegreat4005]

Women: you guys get pockets?

[@yukikanegawa7470]

Well it is meant for military tough manly men.

[@ana7icia]

@@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

@@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc

[@lovelytigress227]

@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 no i like maintaining a voluptuous mustache. My only pride and joy in life

[@bigtable9031]

I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless

[@gamiket628]

Lol that has potential to be a horror movie

[@tomjohnstone6591]

I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”

[@aidenmarsh3069]

SAME!!!!!!!!!!

[@_junko_5701]

@@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie

[@nikolaiestrella6785]

@Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.

[@whooshroosh]

Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.

[@sophiadodds9954]

Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎

[@kaylasmith634]

omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever

[@eggdogfan2124]

god damit bamboozled again

[@ducesnakes999]

Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....

[@beb2880]

Thanks

[@mr.waffles8739]

Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!

[@dino_does_fraud7953]

😂

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Navy guys 🙄

[@poseidon1680]

I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing

[@InsomniacTimXurk]

Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work

[@poseidon1680]

@@InsomniacTimXurk I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing

[@2cute2poot76]

@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10

[@HeyItsHades]

@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.

[@VaughnOfficalMusic]

@@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice

[@doombuggy123]

Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”

[@WhiteScorpio2]

Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.

[@Cloudychaostheone]

Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.

[@mothma_am]

@@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way

[@pigadmiral6642]

Navy guys.

[@oscy7909]

@@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?

[@bums009]

Why am I, a grown ass adult, now kinda terrified of that nutcracker Danny has in his room... I'll never be able to look at him the same again...

[@gloriav7646]

As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼

[@BrookieCookie2342]

Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it

[@crustydustypopcicle6033]

Lol same. It was funny but scary🤣🤣🦄🐦

[@bottlemanepic3781]

Timestamp

[@trashflower1971]

@@bottlemanepic3781 7:14

[@JanieBee]

Agreeeeee

[@countryrat6t6]

Same. It was f***in delightful!

[@qubethebox9192]

We need little nutcracker guy lore. Like they’re spirits attached to Christmas lawn decorations. Their true form can only be seen through a Tac Visor

[@PizzA_TimE]

It’s because he killed Santa Claus

[@batjackattack5556]

@@PizzA_TimE the christmas spirit

[@calowenby1654]

I would love to see a fight scene between the little nutcracker guy and Drew’s MoonPod.

[@llamaalana9548]

Danny: “GoD bLeSs AmErIcA” Laura: “wtf is he doing in there?”

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

It’s a pewds "soyboy" moment

[@alynsak]

She probably was thinking that more so when he was screaming about being a real boy. Lol

[@jameswarf6456]

Danny: *_"I'M A REAL BOYYY!!"_*

[@drunkenhobo8020]

"Danny, have you seen my make-up bag?" "No... but don't come in here."

[@UncannySwan]

@@GeorgiaOverdrive gross

[@jaaaaaane]

I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird

[@TheoSur]

this is like 2 years old wdym :(

[@merope8014]

Ngl Danny’s acting gets better everyday. That nutcracker skit was terrifying.

[@cddn5037]

YES!!! I WAS TOTALLY THINKING ABT HOW WELL IT WAS SHOT!!

[@me-shhh]

Ikr that was my fav part of the video 😂✨

[@kd4n347]

I just saw that part and I gotta agree

[@b2superbattledroid977]

THE WHAT Oh

[@emmacarlson7191]

um it was real smh🙄

[@HannahBayles]

Nutcracker Danny is the thing of nightmares

[@june_buggi3]

@Nobody yes

[@MAXINEGGS]

Yes Edit 1: thanks for almost 30 likes

[@shrekismommy7217]

@@cowags same she’s one of my favs along with Danny and drew gooden

[@veronicagroner6533]

This might be the most ambitious crossover of all time.

[@_bee7627]

DUDE I'M SCARED OF IT😭

[@wraein]

POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments

[@arthurmernard5879]

Same

[@DS-ou9rq]

omg yes

[@1igtRoblox]

LOL

[@kitikat8103]

Same

[@chiborg13]

But... I don’t read the comments... before I watch the video. I didn’t know people did this

[@Bongobert]

I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?

[@Robbity]

Honestly, Danny’s acting is getting a lot better. Good job.

[@Mantikator]

Better than good. Great job, Danny!

[@jvyoutube1545]

especially the nutcracker part lmao

[@bluemars5305]

giving me kick the pj editing vibes with that nut cracker part

[@UserHasDied]

Thanks

[@honestlynuts__]

exactly

[@nyx1216]

If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot

[@zilleaxolotl3457]

it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares

[@superstellarhere]

Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).

[@human7605]

Reeeee he must come baaaaaack

[@rosyhvideo2587]

DAMN GOOD ONE

[@fex7175]

@@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol

[@TheMaritimeHorror]

As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.

[@f1zz-k1d89]

my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below

[@bippy201]

Has anyone here seen Gavin?

[@dawudhinton5754]

Are you on Fort Gordon?

[@caesarin0]

@@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon

[@dhruvtukadiya]

That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."

[@LlamasWithiMacs]

6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.

[@samuraicheems4057]

Yep

[@baasiix]

*I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*

[@sunnylapis6584]

I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker

[@keirapage6442]

omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time

[@hgdrrfgrg]

Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen

[@3mma..]

IKRRR

[@RealSunPhesto]

When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''

[@user-tt7kj7jm9x]

The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is

[@arminarlert5681]

“Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”

[@Zackattackplayspokemon]

He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.

[@user-tt7kj7jm9x]

@@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind

[@raeicedtea5566]

Great grandchild of matthew boulton

[@dudemcduder1628]

@Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?

[@ChengTeoh]

So they've got a product that works underwater and on land, now all that's missing is a product that works in ... space. ;)

[@saanvikonduru]

who are u?

[@Szamot_ish]

They are missing a product that actually works :p

[@mooper0709]

Don’t give them ideas

[@weirdthe3rd308]

hello verified youtuber that i do not know

[@Macbethismycat]

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS 😣😫

[@Bit-fz9md]

The tac visor demo was using TV screens with a polarzation layer removed, which shifts the view of the pixels so you only see white, the tac visor is a polarization field so when you hold it up to a screen that has a polarization field removed it makes it visible

[@SkiddlyBink]

hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying

[@oliviakenny4731]

Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level

[@ConstantVisual]

Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?

[@oliviakenny4731]

@@ConstantVisual same omg

[@RoseOfSharyn18]

No joke though. Jesus. Lol

[@absol8126]

Yes it is indeed

[@risris3778]

Laura: honey I’m home Nutcracker Danny: IM A REAL BOY Laura: is that my lipstick

[@LASVEGASRAIDERS21]

Danny: "I think it's pretty obvious that it is"

[@athenaszsz]

okay but your pfp is everything

[@thewholecircus]

No it's Danny's lipstick, do you not know this

[@eamonbass6588]

the nutcracker skit is honestly one of the best things ive ever seen on youtube, i come back every now and then just to watch that part lol. a hall of fame youtube segment

[@kkingkaila]

Same 😂😭 that’s why I’m here

[@caseys2698]

**I’M A REALLLLL BOYYYYYYYYY** like holy shit I want Danny to be in a horror movie he could legitimately be terrifying

[@ellaelliott4415]

@@caseys2698 What must his neighbors think 🤣

[@caseys2698]

@@ellaelliott4415 LOL They must be scared of him 😩

[@TheFroguelyke]

I was terrified

[@topbrick4025]

"What's that, I can't see anything!" "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂

[@CinnaFlavored]

That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie

[@hornetisvoider]

Indeed

[@Carcino.Geneticist]

IM A REAL BOII

[@juliefarrell6688]

The Real Boy Coming June 2023

[@batjackattack5556]

@@juliefarrell6688 the boy 3: greg

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@juliefarrell6688 sound terrifiying

[@m0byd1ckl3ss]

Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever

[@justSunny7]

Same 😔

[@jameswarf6456]

*I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*

[@wadejonaitis426]

@@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.

[@bangitybangbabang]

Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!

[@Gossamaggs]

Is he a better boy, is the question

[@Alienlean1]

navy guys love just breathing the water,loving the water, swimming in it

[@Elsa-wq5ug]

Aeeeeeeee

[@Whistlingrover7]

But in their lives, they stay far away from it :(

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Don't forget tasting it

[@sineadwest]

*living in it*

[@im-not-short-im-avarage]

Feeling the water

[@Mia-Solastasia]

I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor. Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker) Hope you're better!

[@nineveh17]

😊Danny truly is a joy to behold

[@alleejo2019]

idk if i’m just high but the part where the nutcracker turned into the “real boy” i kind of went into a panicked/ laugh mode. like it genuinely scared me but it was so funny

[@CrispyRichter]

Dude i saw that part high and turned the video off to watch something other

[@PatrickCc]

nutcracker danny thats for the new nightmares!!!!

[@Nathan-Croft]

He should be in a horror movie or in any kind of movie because he's got some skills

[@troy5094]

I got fucking chills from that

[@rauky]

Yooooo Particle Cc!! Never would’ve thought to see ya here 😂

[@adamobrien1889]

Yooo what up pat cc

[@NOT_NAME.]

Yoooo

[@francesco6835]

It feels like this video comes from a time that didn't even exist but still has a place in our memory

[@nascentcomplacence3302]

I feel like this comment would work well for lots of strange commercials.

[@robbieboydudeguy]

These commercials usually feel like they’re made specifically to make YOU feel weird at midnight right as you’re trying your best not to fall asleep in the living room, so it feels weird and out of place when someone talks about them publicly and voices the same weird opinions you have towards them

[@stopitgetsomehelp5252]

Sir, we’re gonna have to ask you to leave. You’re scaring the children.

[@theletterh6011]

@@stopitgetsomehelp5252 As every single child ever, can confirm.

[@lvbboi9]

This comment feels like it's in the wrong video

[@existing_human7237]

13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner," Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.

[@jayATUK]

Right?! I noticed that too 😂 Any wallet is thinner than another wallet if it holds nothing except a couple of cards

[@mama_mafia9755]

As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”

[@botmaddie8320]

@꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this

[@hecomes.6978]

Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad

[@Uncomical_117]

Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan

[@Pc118Gamer]

I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap

[@lugoorstar]

@@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.

[@jesselevy6879]

i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.

[@ketu555]

same!!!

[@justinhamilton8647]

I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least

[@transboimax7187]

I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)

[@lina-pu6id]

exactly how i felt

[@catpoke9557]

I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.

[@pixie7093]

"These days, everybody has a tactical flashlight." Nick, I don't even have a *regular* flashlight.

[@Ratciclefan]

Me either

[@Ella33]

i use my phone. who doesn’t at this point

[@sayonara3926swat]

I laughed way more than i should've, seeing your comment.

[@potatoqueen0988]

Civilian flashlight*

[@sfigrun4801]

I’ve got two✨

[@TwixiMixiPixi]

that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.

[@afjer]

Exactly. And they removed the polarizing filter from the TV for no reason just to show the TAC Visor doing something you'd never do with it.

[@sunningdale3478]

That 'real boy' nutcracker was fucking terrifying. He's gotta be a recurring character!

[@maebholeary2734]

I REALLY hope he is not. I'm terified😭😭😅

[@omni8568]

Bruh yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@username-mk4qv]

Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist. Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!

[@rosyhvideo2587]

*continues to stare directly into your soul*

[@keylaliendo2111]

That was scary

[@ccb36]

I was genuinely afraid for a moment

[@catherine7144]

It actually scared me. 😩

[@catherine7144]

“You can see me” “What?” “You.. you can see me..” “Who are you..?” “Finally.” “FINALLY!” “IM A REAL BOY!!”

[@TheJunky228]

Danny: That nutcracker skit was absolutely terrifying. Thank you.

[@marennielsen7211]

agree, 10000/10

[@sunside7]

I might be scarred for life. Not complaining though.

[@WhenWhyWhatWhere]

100% agree I'm horrified

[@manboy4720]

open your eyes and see the hidden world.

[@lisaappiah866]

@Caroline - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ wtf

[@ROMOROMOROMOO]

The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.

[@Gossamaggs]

"Fits in any pocket" This product is clearly made for men.

[@christinamorris5742]

LMFAOOOOO

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

*HDTHTCEHEXRDHR PLEASE-*

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

best comment

[@maddie904]

true * sigh *

[@srorrim]

😭😭😭

[@nyraaa7583]

Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit

[@greyshadow1028]

Yeah, he definitely did.

[@Z0hR]

Yep

[@scarb5256]

*Drew

[@sophiestudios2911]

Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real Nutcracker Danny: 7:17

[@mangobuffalo1543]

IM A REAL BOYYYYYYYYYYY

[@robertk2194]

that scene was so funny

[@abunchoftacos5247]

It's creepy and great

[@damemeplug5062]

Hope we get danny lore

[@Jibbeee]

It was pure nightmare fuel 😂☠️

[@doctornonsense4726]

Hi Danny, new subscriber. I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.

[@fungi5350]

😂😂

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

Welcome to the Greg family doctor nonsense

[@zerotalentstudios4105]

Danny's acting is lowkey kind of underrated. Like, that nutcracker skit was freaking chilling. O_O

[@juliaalexandre5568]

Ever seen his high school skits? My boy is a theatre kid !!

[@karitasphoto9078]

Commercial: Can fit in any pocket Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?

[@ashleybro6933]

My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!

[@bluebosnian]

overalls for the win bb!

[@0-79kmj]

shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!

[@ellebrooks13]

@@0-79kmj Haha I hate those faux pockets!

[@0-79kmj]

@@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself

[@kakyoin5862]

“tac wallet is thinner and smaller” yeah, the other wallet is full of stuff, the tac wallet has literally nothing in it.

[@baibo.1824]

Also how is it better? Yay I can fit less things in my wallet

[@botmaddie8320]

i just saw a bruno and kakyoin pfp above each other

[@rendynchi5079]

donut

[@kakyoin5862]

@@rendynchi5079 stop bullying me ✋

[@rendynchi5079]

@@kakyoin5862 no you donut

[@SoScarlettItWasMaroon]

I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.

[@lexid6943]

As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.

[@leohdj3198]

Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?

[@aarishowton8037]

I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is

[@kyungminzz]

okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔

[@lexid6943]

@@kyungminzz She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows

[@lexid6943]

@@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.

[@OneTopic]

Tactical Dantical can explain to me TV TicTac NicNacks all day. 💜

[@fish6102]

Hi OT i hope your day is good

[@shakingh4nd]

Are you a tac product?

[@mirillis6083]

Woah so early-

[@xyukix31]

Omg I'm a fan

[@silas-arlo]

I- hUh?!

[@nikolaiestrella6785]

The murderous rainforest guy in the Tac Shaver ad looks like he could be related to the young, "I WANT THAT GIRL!" mermaid hunter from Scales.

[@zakeashalife7548]

U know to much FIBI OPEN UP

[@Thedipsh_t]

He came back And he’s more hydrated.

[@wolvie1618]

That's his dad

[@Hally04]

OMG HE DOES THEY’RE PROBABLY COUSINS!

[@FlameyFiredog]

@@zakeashalife7548 FIBI?!??!

[@Duckiedogz]

The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.

[@hunlim2117]

It turns out TicTacs were actually just Tactical Jellybeans, specially designed to make your breath Military Tough.

[@parchafruit]

Specially designed to make your breath Military Tough

[@chur8um]

Makes sense

[@molls127]

i hate this

[@adele6020]

underrated comment af

[@hunlim2117]

@@parchafruit that's a good one lmao

[@klawsnthingz9411]

Anyone who’s in the military who hears “military grade” or something of that sort laughs because most of our shit isn’t that great

[@VaughnOfficalMusic]

Fr unless your in the Air Force they treat people in the Air Force really nice and pay them good

[@giant_rat7781]

@@VaughnOfficalMusic don’t think that’s what they meant bud

[@AC8X]

They’re clearly using the term “military grade” because their products don’t remotely satisfy any MIL-STD reqs.

[@VaughnOfficalMusic]

@@AC8X fr and because it’s a commercial and they lie about stuff to get people to buy it

[@VaughnOfficalMusic]

@@giant_rat7781 ok... 👍

[@semelinapitrone8688]

I like that the " Navy Guy" was already clean shaven and just sitting in a pool rubbing the TacShaver on his face 😂

[@aloistrancyfanpagethe1st337]

He will shave his skin off 🧍‍♀️

[@eldritchabomination9726]

"I don't need skin!"

[@MariaTex3]

He's just built different.

[@pookie2577]

He was shaving off his scales

[@nikkifilias682]

I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character

[@gan5920]

"I'm gonna do something I never do: SHAVE!" -- Nick Bolton, a man purportedly in a line of work where you are expected to shave literally every single day.

[@joeyknight8272]

Well I mean some dont

[@jaheriawilson19]

why would they have to shave everyday??

[@HCLionheart]

@@jaheriawilson19 (In the army) men must keep their face clean-shaven when in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty. Mustaches are permitted; if worn, mustaches must be kept neatly trimmed, tapered, and tidy. Thanks Google.

[@HCLionheart]

@@jaheriawilson19 They only have to stay shaved if on duty or in uniform, and he was supposedly on duty in the commercial.

[@jaheriawilson19]

@@HCLionheart ah oki

[@jerrell1169]

“Military tough” I.E designed and built by the lowest bidder to be juuuuust sturdy enough to not break until it gets into the hands of the troops, where it will break immediately.

[@gregoryboatswain1605]

Ironically enough, the military of most countries are trying to save costs wherever they can. So unless its actually necessary for war, soldiers get the cheapest shit 😂

[@beansummoner21]

Engineering at its finest. If it's good enough, its perfect for the military

[@hajidle]

Oh dear

[@elenasullivan4522]

and is sold to the military for 10x the normal cost

[@PoesRaven73]

I was just about to say the same thing!

[@picrosby1550]

I love how Nick is like “I never shave” but his beard is so short that he probably shaved a day ago

[@C00LLb3anZ]

Cause he’s not manly enough...

[@mrguy561]

No he actually just started growing it at 35

[@dr.k8610]

He just can’t grow facial hair

[@Panguinolucy]

2:26 and airforce guys are never on the ground-Dess💔

[@tyj6081]

Can we just acknowledge how good of a person Danny is for putting the flashing lights warning in the title? Genuinely one of the good guys of the internet

[@weedlechu]

Yeah, he went back and added it to his video on Candy Ken, not a lot of people sacrifice their chances in the YT algorithm to help people so it’s really nice to see! :))

[@failedartguy]

Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self

[@calowenby1654]

Danny produces the finest arts.

[@caseys2698]

A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”

[@goldenthegoldenflower9008]

My childhood at its working

[@miguelstarboy5572]

hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm

[@pray.for.satanists]

@@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again

[@jajes711]

Danny: Creates a bat with an attached gun and knife Bell and Howell: Write that down, write that down!!

[@Hannah-gj7gw]

UNDERRATED AHAHHAAAH

[@sparksble]

giovanni potage🥶🥶

[@CallMeBlackout_]

As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.

[@mikeboysonmusic]

lol "Hi, professional non-soldier, Nick Bolton, here. You can tell I'm a soldier from the JUNGLE camo I'm wearing in this DESERT environment."

[@justasmltwngir1732]

You have such a Chad last name

[@DrMoonAtNight]

@@justasmltwngir1732 Cause he's a boy, son.

[@rigby7242]

DANNY THAT SCENE WITH THE NUTCRACKER WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF A HORROR FILM

[@jane_ecf6151]

i sent just the sound to my friend and she thought it was a trailer for a horror movie😂😂

[@lauraoliveira9679]

Ikrrr loll

[@nopeunid]

Imagine being in the other room and hearing your husband yell "IM A REAL BOY"

[@terrasplanet3750]

Lol

[@noothankyou]

I would say about 47% of my marriage is hearing my husband just yell random phrases. I barely react anymore

[@cormorantcolors]

I misread that and for a second I thought you were implying that all of Greg is married to Danny

[@screamsformemes]

13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"

[@jcdrb3157]

That nutcracker guy scene is just the best acted scene I've ever seen.

[@ellaova]

He needs to make an entire movie.

[@ellaova]

After enduring all Shane Dawsons lame attempts at horror we deserve a film from someone talented

[@jcdrb3157]

@@ellaova WHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA true

[@jcdrb3157]

@@ellaova that would be awesome

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

HE’S A REEEEAL BOOOOOOOY!

[@jacquesvfd]

The ‘tac visor’ is actually just a polarizing filter. The reason they could only see what was on the white screens is because those are modified screens with their polarizing filter removed (all lcd’s have a built in polarizing filter layer, and when you remove it, the screen appears white because humans can’t see unpolarized light). When you put a polarizing filter back in front of the screen, you can see what you are intended to see. The polarizing filter literally has nothing to do with how well you can actually see on the road, because the road isn’t a modified lcd, it’s a road.

[@akhirajordao3399]

Exactly

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

We had to put on filters in our office every morning because we were sitting near ground level windows and worked with very sensitive data.

[@amandamills4410]

Thank you! I knew it wasn't real but I just couldn't figure out what it was👍

[@AC8X]

“Military grade” is such a fun way of saying “no one here is actually affiliated with the military.” They’re either unaware of the massive document that details military quality standards for pretty much anything you can think of, or they know their products don’t meet a MIL-STD, so they’re claiming military quality while avoiding being held to those literal standards.

[@tigercarson3013]

True

[@saggybobby3733]

Well said

[@WKnudsen713]

Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places