Daniel Webb: “I’m Tired of Being Ruled by Ugly People” - Stand-Up Featuring

Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news. (Contains strong language.)
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[@SonicDischarge]

He’s John Mulany if god hit the final switch

[@avarose8268]

MY GOD HAHAHA

[@ms.fortune666]

I love everything about this comment, god bless your soul with endless rainbow

[@typacsk]

He's like Josh Wolf's gay little brother

[@mismay360]

bahahahahahahhahahashahhaaha

[@gbe7034]

😂😂

[@nunyabiznes5489]

"If her eyes were any further apart they'd be close together" is the best roast Ive ever heard.

[@523PLA]

I thought the same thing 😂😂

[@amberj4917]

YUP

[@TendoTheDude]

What a great line 🤣

[@ThinkOfAwesomeName]

It's a read sis (same thing lmao I'm just being a jerk don't mind me)

[@jaimielee4518]

I agree...funniest roast ever!

[@gr1nder07]

"49th in education. Y'all there are 50 states in the US....and if you grew up in Texas you probably didn't learn that" lmao

[@SpadedSuz]

I did not fucking know that. TX, born & raised! I had a solid education so i was lucky. But I guess that makes sense why people in TX are SUPER concerned about which school district they live in, like, base their home purchase on this info. Bc we all know which schools are crap. I don’t know anything about how the school system works here, though, so I have no idea why it is so bad. But also, TX is huge and I don’t know how education varies by region. But if it varies THIS MUCH between individual schools, within the same school district sometimes, then it’s probably just as varied in more rural areas. I have no idea but no kids so no worries. Also when was this filmed?? It feels a bit dated for some reason?? Maybe it’s just his look??? 😆😆🤟🤟

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Born in CO and lived whole life in TX, half my classes were us just sitting around and getting 100s for nothing

[@TheDemeureguy]

@@SpadedSuz That great Texas education and you can't place the Trump presidency?

[@Rockoblocko]

I grew up in TX. I never went to class and smoked weed daily. I graduated in the top 15% of my class.

[@JB-nj7nq]

@@Rockoblocko 15% outta the 12 of yall that went there isn't so high of an achievement 😂😂 Jk jk

[@randomrangoon5476]

Never heard of him but glad this got suggested. He's hilarious

[@cdrom887]

Super agreed. He reminds me of my gay best friend, if my gay best friend was flamboyant & kept growing his hair out in highschool 🤣

[@bossman9098]

Oh that's a he lol

[@ShadowStrum42]

Well there is such a thing as new people

[@ShadowStrum42]

Bossman isnt it obvious?

[@gavinhuttpacificrim]

@@bossman9098 isn't it obvious?

[@laneythelame]

This honestly just felt like a friend trying to riff and succeeding, he is pretty good

[@edwardlewis1963]

noun noun: riff; plural noun: riffs a short repeated phrase in popular music and jazz, typically used as an introduction or refrain in a song. "a brilliant guitar riff" a monologue or spoken improvisation, especially a humorous one, on a particular subject. "extended riffs on the pitfalls of contemporary romance" verb verb: riff; 3rd person present: riffs; past tense: riffed; past participle: riffed; gerund or present participle: riffing play riffs. "the other horns would be riffing behind him" perform a monologue or spoken improvisation on a particular subject. "he also riffs on racism and the economy"

[@moarroz]

I was here for jeb bush as govenor. I'm left behind too 😁😆

[@inhle1688]

edward lewis thank you for that

[@spencerbovenizer5393]

Is anyone else still caught up on him being worried about a flotation device on a flight to texas from LA

[@The_Cult_Nextdoor]

Yes! I was waiting for him to address THAT

[@indiegogurt]

Listen, Texas ranks 49/50 in education, there is only so much we can ask of this man

[@grass7864]

He DID warn you about the Texan school system.

[@TCt83067695]

@@indiegogurt the savagery of it all 😂

[@alyissarakay2842]

@@indiegogurt amen sister👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@chendakavithyam3092]

I just realized that I'd forgotten about North Korea and the Amazon fires. It has been a hell of a year.

[@caiorocha1049]

We should make a book about every fucked up thing that happened this year

[@majik1468]

@@caiorocha1049 its sad cause its actually a possibility

[@RK-ep8qy]

X The Invincible what happened in NK again?

[@lucymorrison2779]

Ropsana Khanom well I’m not sure what they’re referring to exactly but (sorry if this is common knowledge) but the situation in North Korea has been very poor for a long time. Common citizens don’t have electricity or running water, think their dictator can read their minds, are forced to be in the army for a decade, aren’t allowed to do basic things like wear jeans or watch non Korean movies, have an average life expectancy of 60, don’t even know what Africa is, and don’t have a word for “love” in their language. All whilst the dictator lives the most luxurious life anyone’s ever seen

[@majik1468]

@@lucymorrison2779 i know you werent talking to me but wow i didnt know some of that 😢

[@savanahstrange]

Texas represent! 😂😂😂😂 "I am a child left behind!" I'm so glad this popped up, he's hilarious 😂

[@holagataeang]

🤣 Im from Dallas!! You??

[@KateCarew]

I want to hear him TODAY Talk about the news 😂

[@alyxskyler]

How old is this?

[@amberl.8245]

He said if Tiffany's eyes were any further apart they'd be close together 😭😭😭 so cold. I actually thought she was pretty. Now I just keep picturing her eyes drifting apart

[@timhnic6823]

Where'd this guy come from? Comedy central has been hiding him on me on KZbin. I watch alotta comedy and only found him just today.

[@byronconn2799]

Same, ain't even seen him on Pandora yet. Imma sucker for comedians from tx tho

[@timhnic6823]

@@byronconn2799 dude I never thought about comedy on Pandora or Spotify. I feel like a life noob

[@byronconn2799]

@@timhnic6823 Yes, you can make whole channels with nothing but comedians on it. Who you choose to "like" and which artist you add diversifies who pops up and what "kind" of comedians show up. Got a station started with Kathleen Madigan and added mostly female comedians until the whole channel is largely female comedians. Playing with algorithms is lots of fun (;

[@moarroz]

@@timhnic6823 me either ur not alone. I'm 29. I was left behind by govenor jeb bush 😂😂😂

[@morehn]

Texas

[@xiomara5147]

When he said that we ranked 49th in education, I immediately knew which state we beat. 😬

[@Dogen70]

Mississippi gets federal funds to stay in last place so no other state has to

[@09LonghornsRule]

@@Dogen70 ummmm

[@MrJBh8r]

He needs a damn special lmfao netflix get this boy

[@TooCoolforCardi]

He reminds me for some reason of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers.

[@b__w_4565]

It’s the voice lol

[@nunyabiznes5489]

Its more like Linda

[@samtipton9402]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nerab.5678]

This is what Gayle would look like if she had self confidence 😣😣😣 But let's talk about how funny my guy is 😂🤣😂🤣

[@eliasa.hinojosa8913]

He needs his own show. Someone cast him as John Waters in a biopic. Or as Shelley Duvall in The Shining. 🔥🔥

[@ianckoerner]

DUDE! He has such a John Waters energy about him it’s crazy!

[@danitapia8881]

😂😂

[@Peetreesaur]

lol John waters is still alive and well in Baltimore.

[@raechelstringer4412]

That awkward moment when my ex has the same name, similar bone structure, and long hair and I thought for sure it was him. And I’m from Mississippi. I’m not winning here at all 😂

[@kedabro1957]

I sent this to my friend, who looks just like him. There's also a transitioning waitress at a local sports bar who also does.

[@rawdaaljawhary4174]

Awwwwww! I feel you. ✊🏽

[@jessica-zd4gi]

Was your boyfriend also a gay man lol

[@jbaby362]

The delivery is so delightful, lil screams and such

[@047Kenny]

Yeah dude is confident

[@ThatJakeGuy99]

"They're going to die...today" I spat out my drink 😭

[@askholia]

Comedy central needs to give him a show...I don't even need a premise, just him talking lol

[@Bselman]

Yeah he's really funny. His gelfling joke was priceless!

[@theTrend7]

I was cracking up at that!!😂🤣😂😂

[@Jarda98]

yeah real funny if you're completely braindead

[@maebandy]

Out here writing hate comments and then liking our own comments, hmmnn, sounds bitter like someone's baby batter brain is DOA, you know they can fix that right homie?

[@Jarda98]

@@maebandy u mad? also, why would I like my own comment? if YT allowed screencaps I would gladly prove it

[@maebandy]

@@Jarda98 yes that would be the sanest resolution to a conflict of subjective taste and pointless contribution of criticism. If you say you didn't like your comment, I believe you, that however was the least of my 'mad'.

[@mjade1673]

I've never felt so natural with another comedian... and comedy is my jam. Im speechless right now 😊✌🤗 Fantastic!

[@talyahr3302]

His delivery is so natural. I clicked this video by accident and stayed, hes hilarious and fun.

[@mickeymojito]

That one liner about Turkey is so simple but brilliant.

[@kelseycoca]

I love his presentation, A+ I hope he gets into voice acting 💕 "If her eyes were any further apart they'd be close together" I nearly choked lol

[@nunyabiznes5489]

I want to be this guys friend. He is Hilarious.

[@user-eq5yr6oe8h]

Same

[@PostalPatriot556]

Dude your funny as hell 😂 I don’t know how you can be flamboyant and discreet but you nailed it.

[@laetitiapohl138]

i'm dying at the flotation device joke

[@jemiebridges3197]

It's even more hilarious when you realize all the states he's flying over don't have bodies of water. You'd practically have to aim for the colorado river.

[@laetitiapohl138]

@@jemiebridges3197 yess hahaha, as he said, texas rates 49th in education

[@TendoTheDude]

Boy he hit it on the nose with the Muppet Gelfling line. Bravo 👏😂

[@theykilledjoel1496]

He said sun country airlines is just some dude named Steve

[@teaganna5970]

John Mulaney and Jeffree Star love child he is.

[@el_bisexualo]

speak them wise words, yoda !

[@bailey401notfound]

Was thinking the same with Jeffree Star!

[@maychan26]

I just... I just can't unsee it now....

[@ianckoerner]

Duuude I thought John Mulaney and John Waters🤣

[@melanietoth1376]

Hes very funny and I love his voice! Lol. I would definitely like to see him live

[@IAmMeMyra]

I googled gelfling and SCREAMED in my apartment

[@GraceNgo]

Haha 🤣 I did the EXACT same thing!

[@amandah3619]

Y’all don’t know what a gelfling is??? 😭 that makes me sad. Lol.

[@KattMurr]

@@amandah3619 they probably youngins...lol...they probably didn't get the Janice reference either....lol....

[@waking_nicole]

Same lol the boy is absolutely beautiful but...I see it lol

[@maebandy]

Thank you and grace both for the visual of a late hitter. I enjoyed a vicarious second hand round of porcine squeals.

[@cloudscreationstudio7144]

I literally love the fern gully and labyrinth references. I can not express how much I love this

[@memyshadow4062]

This guy is a saviour. I just had a massive fight with my Narc mother and I struggled to get in a good mood but this guy fixed this. Thank you

[@RR-qz3zg]

WHERE has this person been my whole life? He’s hilarious 😂

[@grizzlyblue486]

Wow this is such a good set

[@pollycon]

Tiffany trump part had me rolling 😂

[@SkeletonJackGaming]

Please keep gaying up the place, I am DYING laughing, tysm!!

[@ErinDynamite]

Love this. I could listen to him all day. 🤣❤️

[@mrthpotter]

That was excellent

[@jessica-fcm]

Y'all I watch a LOT of stand-up and by far this was the best Every line was funny

[@SmartArtzzz]

4:21 can we take a moment to appreciate her highlight? She’s stunning!

[@failyr]

He* lol

[@seonaidkabiah418]

@@failyr nope, she. the audience member, not comedian.

[@failyr]

Seonaid Kabiah ah, understood

[@Shayera01]

So sorry, just wanted to say I love your pfp. Michiko to Hachin is amazing and I'm still mad that so many people don't know it exists.

[@akatobi2002]

I thought the same thing! Sis was glowing

[@Aleyaha699]

He's funny as hell! Edit why pick on Tiffany Trump the sons look like the trolls.

[@ca8824]

@MzARavenLunatic But as his close relative don't you think she has a moral obligation to publically condemn the real suffering and dehumanization he's causing people? I mean im not saying that everyone would have the courage to alienate their father let alone one whose super wealthy for his destruction as a leader, but I don't think the adult family that sticks by him should get a pass. Personally I wouldn't want to go out to tea with her.

[@grass7864]

@@ca8824 Maybe she just wants her privacy. Being a Trump, her only public options are to fall in line or practically devote her life to speaking out against her family. I'd have tea with her, sure. See what she had to say. As for Barron - poor kid. Obama was always out with his daughters. I never even see Barron with his dad. I hope the he turns out okay.

[@ellax325]

I think that was the point. Whatever he says about Tiffany isn't harsh because she is actually conventionally pretty. If he talked about Eric and Donald Trump Jr on the other hand who do actually look microwaved, it would come off as harsh and unnecessary.

[@kerianpearson9796]

@@grass7864 I think Baron has a chance to turn out OK *because* we never see him with his dad.

[@jemiebridges3197]

@@ca8824 she kinda has by picking her mother, trump's real sore at her, and not the normal divorced parent bitter they aren't loved the most way.

[@MsJai_1]

A true Whitney fan knows her as Nippy! And microwaved Trumps! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alyissarakay2842]

He said "I've seen furn gully!" Oh my God I love it!

[@grizzlyblue486]

It's just this dude Steve! Hahaha

[@Darkbunnyess]

I have to defend Sun Country because I enjoyed flying with them, saved money and they're 1000x better than spirit

[@aclay4854]

jonathan van ness sans beard

[@jessicabw]

"I'm a child left behind".😂

[@BohoBroCHOREO]

“If her eyes were further apart they’d be close together fucking sent me” I loved this 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Frogger]

I'm a fun nerd, Ghelfling joke cracked me up beyond belief 😂

[@JacyndaMinor]

This was a delight.

[@A212K]

Love his energy, super funny! Hope to see more clips, he needs a special!

[@pollycon]

Ohmygosh I need more of this guy

[@Holly18th]

The lungs of the planet is whitney houston omfg😭😭

[@teemaro5703]

Love him!!! Funny and witty.

[@mysteriouscliche]

Okay. Found a new favorite. This guy is just effortlessly funny.

[@ariaslayergirl]

In the nicest way, this man sounds like my grandmother

[@nadiaa2717]

"Me. Beloved comedian Daniel Webb."

[@jD304304]

"if her eyes were any farther apart, they'd be closer together." that's a great line.

[@toom4234]

he’s funny

[@kennedyjojackson1202]

He's like a mixture of Aisling Bea and Klaus from umbrella academy 😂

[@grizzlehatchet1]

Hilarious! Great set

[@hicx8734]

Just hear me out! This is truly who this person is. There is no way that he can act like this and it come that natural to him without it being who he truly is. 🤝👏👏👏

[@aik51912]

I watched this 4 times. Laugh out loud funny!

[@kennethk6763]

Reminds me of a straight david spade P.s. i love david spade

[@p3l0n78]

😆

[@veronicasparks9747]

This guy had me laughing harder than I have in a LONG time. Thanks for bringing a little bit of light to my day.

[@LMBweb]

Such an understanding mother. Bless her soul.

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

“like Janice from the Muppets f*cked a Gelfling” 😂

[@scouser2010ify]

I always come back to this his delivery is brilliant he’s so funny

[@angelarose403]

When he talked about the French guy asking "do you want to smoke some crack?" in the accent, I died laughing.

[@Catatonia31]

Funny. Love it. ❤❤😊

[@eisa3242]

I need the rest of this!

[@malorie8557]

A gelfling! The Dark Crystal- he is hysterical

[@beckyfurey2833]

Perfect comedy. This is one of the best I've ever heard.

[@JustHereForCats]

I LOVE him 💜💜 All of his references are so hilarious to me. Like Fern Gully was my favorite movie as a kid

[@RobertoBotello]

I don't know what I was expecting but this exceeded it. Genuinely funny!!

[@donaldbass5735]

This guy is funny! I'm from Texas, too. But one thing I want clear up is as of 2020, Texas is ranked #32 in pre-k to 12th grade and #33 in higher education (according to the U.S. Department of Education) and Mississippi is ranked #46 😊 oh, and I lived in Manhattan Beach (outside of L.A.) in 2007-2008. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming already in progress lolol. Good stuff, though, bud!

[@lulugemnsk8960]

Millennials(me) are killing it our generation of comedians I think you're pretty good better with time

[@RxLifestyleVitalism]

Hilarious!! I love this guy! It’s the first time I’ve seen him. I’ll definitely look for more! Thank you!

[@amberimmel1887]

Probably my favorite comedian in the last 15 yrs,👏👏👏👏👏

[@bwell6941]

I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!😭😭😭😭

[@susanebel7288]

Never heard of this guy before - I'm 100% satisfied with KZbin's recommendation of him. Now comes the search for more of his content 👌

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

Early 90s Anthony Kiedis of RHCP

[@spriggy4382]

I totally see it!

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

Now that he mentioned it, yeah, he does look like a half Gelfling.

[@randomrangoon5476]

From the dark crystal lol

[@SpadedSuz]

Nerds 😜 (but the fun kind! 😁🤙🏼)

[@0lala020]

I was SEARCHING for this comment.

[@cacadog67]

Had to search for more Daniel Webb and I am an absolute fan~! In love!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

This is the funniest 9minutes and 16seconds ever. He’s killing it.

[@swhall12]

I love him! Can’t wait to see more of him

[@sandimurphy5149]

What?!? I love this guy! I've never seen him before and I'm mad about it.

[@mariocardenas721]

Hilarious! Loved every second.

[@nunyabiz6918]

I need so much more of this dude... Comedy Central... make it happen

[@floppsymoppsy5969]

Honey, you speakin' my language!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@crissy2099]

Us in july with a smik "just wait one more month"

[@ChristinaLouise27]

Everyday IS the end of the world in LA! 😂 this dude is great

[@scriberothchild5335]

Very funny love this guys energy

[@chasewhite774]

Why haven’t I ever heard of this person til now! 😍

[@rawdaaljawhary4174]

I LOVE him. He's DIVINE. ❤️❤️❤️I hope he makes it really far!!!

[@SearchIndex]

What a doll!

[@nachelleallen-teal5938]

"I had to learn a lot of geography this week and IMSICKOFIT!" 😂😂💀💀

[@growthyselph]

Absolutely hilarious! Hope to catch a live show soon. Phenomenal!