How 2 Be Rich

[@GrahamStephan]

“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever

[@choerryerim]

hello graham

[@slimeblock.]

who are you

[@laylal4907]

hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!

[@josofina]

wow

[@victorbraca6259]

yoooo graham

[@zleep9182]

That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.

[@caitlinconner5698]

Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.

[@prig1557]

He did say the line in the movie I think

[@shadow_shine3578]

Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?

[@angelita2213]

@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up

[@slambotv1334]

It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”

[@tmallon4211]

Oh no I can't like it's at 69

[@annie-qc9wv]

R they wrong tho 👀

[@nativenoah153]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaWlhmyKlpJpqbs

[@chaidezisa]

i was the 1k like😎

[@whytho8856]

how to no step in hole: step 1. no step in hole

[@AmbitiousDucks]

“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer” Danny that’s disturbingly specific

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

We've all done it at least once

[@bigheartbiggerboobs]

​@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm

[@skizzpulse]

@@cheapshotfishing9239fr

[@therealmrboo9962]

@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird

[@bibsp3556]

Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.

[@allienimmons308]

“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.

[@jaythec7994]

true

[@sjb4280]

🤣☠

[@SylverScourge]

That sentence bout to make me act up fr

[@killian2365]

Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈

[@rensawyer5623]

The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards

[@itsmecaitlin1254]

BYE why did this make me laugh so much

[@sooddlyrandom4140]

Yes

[@ghostsandcats]

“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”

[@-khushlush]

Lmaooo

[@jeronaradlien9817]

It was by a millionaire

[@lavendermothboy]

"there's no girls watching this, right?" I'm not a girl, I'm a greg

[@kuyenalcantara8341]

understandable have a nice day

[@art_pawz]

The two genders: Boy and Greg

[@orchidhoney]

according to the letters of the sign in the back, we are G E R G now 0-0

[@mars9063]

Andsgradite same

[@anuwilson9039]

I was a girl before watching this, I am now *greg* =)

[@somethingcreative536]

"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@alleywaysmusic]

If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?

[@no_peace]

They never mention that part

[@no_peace]

Actual vampires

[@SM-yz4hi]

trickery

[@arlo_slater9009]

You’re supposed to be alone, duh

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!

[@JustinY.]

Alright, being rich should be easy. It's just being celibate, eating only rice and beans, and also starting with 3 million in the bank account. Piece of cake.

[@jayjayare]

:0

[@Berilia]

@Adolf Hitler Lmao no likes loser

[@choerryerim]

WE STAN SIR JUSTIN

[@mrworldwide4735]

Justin Y. i see u everywhere

[@yuumei_yummy]

Ayo here before 2.6k check

[@sethpellerin7257]

I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts

[@adrenalineactivate]

or a virgin 30 year old

[@mattp0576]

No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds

[@Mariana-zc1gx]

i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭

[@米空軍パイロット]

I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.

[@dianabernier3543]

ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k

[@DAmieN-the-devil]

"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever

[@PalisadePeryton]

"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote

[@anxiousaardvark1923]

Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad

[@savary5050]

Ye

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

Ye

[@whythenumber]

Ye

[@shathak.7421]

Ye

[@fardifaalam605]

Ye

[@gonzofernandez]

The teenager skit was hilarious. The line "hope you've got 200 dollars cause we're really good at kicking your ass" was perfect

[@bonniedykstra6722]

Danny Gonzalez is a master of comedy for sure

[@enshen2190]

At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday

[@ogkubzscouter743]

I just realized-

[@caylee2529]

FR

[@emilys2562]

Yup

[@Tw0Dots]

He must live in California

[@2350CST]

•• he lives in La Croix

[@uncomfortable_1558]

I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.

[@wishtopublish]

Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡

[@imafailure7138]

Same broski

[@kathryn6723]

This is actually so pure! congratulations :)

[@Scrofar]

Danny man-ifested your gender

[@Scrofar]

Danny man-ifested your gender

[@a.ham_antha7454]

"There's no girls watching this, right?" All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously

[@moved.6963]

Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad

[@ayo.660]

He said that the moment I read this-

[@weedmaster-420]

@TR1PPY _ same tho lol

[@neonswan1482]

They could clarify as a male like I like to

[@TiredEyesAlwaysSee]

Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.

[@PM-rp4bl]

I love how they put Keanu Reeves for the quote about “being alone” when in reality he’s happily been in a relationship for like two years lmaooo

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

And he's one of the most wholesome guys on the planet

[@hbhtcr5707]

Keanu reeves would roast the hell out of these guys and then pay for their therapy

[@lovelyjuliexo]

“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...

[@lugoorstar]

69 likes. Nice

[@rosiestephens9485]

be...ted bundy

[@tintin_moonie]

669 likes... nice.

[@Kayla-iy1ih]

869 likes nice

[@kingayy9267]

978 likes damnit

[@CaptStinkwater]

Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.

[@VicereineKillbride]

How to be rich: 1. Be wealthy Easy!

[@thetoaster765]

I am now rich thanks to your advice!

[@avix8392]

Instructions unclear, died.

[@ursula956]

instructions unclear, now accidentally killed my sister

[@slambotv1334]

Instructions unclear, accidentally ate my cat and became a single mother who gave birth to eight birds

[@sarahnonye9556]

Thanks man I’m now rich :)

[@mellimak98]

When Danny said, “The people in your life can’t have power over you if you don’t have people in your life. That’s why I isolate myself” I felt that on a spiritual level

[@m.a.749]

Same,

[@batmansbooty]

Yeah❤️

[@sojadoesrandomstuff]

calling grimes a cyborg okay fair enough

[@shahriartopu]

Yooo found your comment as he said "Elon Musk..."

[@NotJohnTanner]

Elon musk is weird

[@ew8550]

@@NotJohnTanner he's lowkey kinda crazy

[@NotJohnTanner]

Yea

[@fenrez3293]

Lul exactly what I thought

[@albatrossmania3219]

This guy is funny he should start a KZbin channel

[@eddykidplayzyt]

He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden

[@N1EnaShinonomeFan]

I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on KZbin

[@Sunset_official123]

​@@eddykidplayzyt I think he also made a second channel called Kurtis Conner

[@O_cholera_czy_tu_Freddy_Fazbar]

@@N1EnaShinonomeFan fr

[@djeffree1942]

“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman” Jafar: *well yes but actually no*

[@millinemouse1162]

*Count Frollo enters the chat*

[@foxbrobroski5714]

J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L

[@djeffree1942]

Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!

[@internalscreaming7566]

**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**

[@djeffree1942]

And Hans exists.

[@davidchidester5463]

Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.

[@dolphinman9896]

Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk

[@lay-xf8rl]

It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?

[@rdiaz4741]

It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off

[@literaIIyshy]

@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?

[@PhantomShot27]

Can we just take a second to acknowledge that Danny probably just jinxed every billionaire? “Bill Gates is married” - Divorced “Jeff Bezos is married” - Divorced “Elon Musk is dating a cyborg” -Broke up

[@mastermarkus5307]

Niiiiiiiiice! Say more good things about the billionaires, Danny!

[@bitterestlem0n]

Danny is personally sabotaging their relationships. Nice!

[@sxlvx1261]

@𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑦 op probably already knows, they just thought it was funny how Danny said that they're in relationships, and then they got divorced/broke up

[@69_natalia_420]

He needs to start saying more stuff about them.

[@grace7919]

Your comment has 666 likes and 6 replies (not counting me).

[@beanerjeffreys9667]

As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side

[@nickaj3511]

پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده جات ته جهنم هست

[@killian2365]

Goals

[@asecretchannel4135]

Honestly? Glamorous.

[@haruchii.]

so true💅🏾

[@jackbubblegum]

Facts.

[@OnlyHarper]

Danny: There's no girls here, right? Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**

[@Joe-ou1iw]

lmaooo same

[@mileyy5394]

greg is its own gender now. :)

[@emmanema4502]

We are the impostors.

[@ohhellothere6058]

um no that's drew 🙄

[@mazzzzzzfijrn]

Lmao same😂

[@thatscool8703]

“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman” Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*

[@mixitup6805]

*power move*

[@Mariana-zc1gx]

detroit become gay

[@gachalifeandclubiscringe9374]

Nooo I dont want to be straight

[@gayclown69]

I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.

[@ssstella.a]

First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl *and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*

[@Sus-Kitteh]

"there's no girls watching this, right?" *sweats nervously in female.*

[@mokahaani3720]

your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂

[@Sus-Kitteh]

@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.

[@missmarston4953]

We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎

[@mads1853]

what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓

[@Berilia]

"There's only dudes watching this" I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude

[@goofy1217]

My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great

[@filmingemilia]

Nobody: Danny’s hair: ~

[@julessjournal7969]

How can I give this more than one like

[@favmads]

LMFAO

[@anniedangerface]

I love this comment

[@ninahuang5388]

More like 🌊

[@anonsforker8629]

I’m wheezing why

[@kmarttaco6096]

"How did we go from stop chasing girls, no relationships, boobies bad to.... You know what you should start a family..... Like right now" ~ Every Indian Household

[@touchtonetelephhone]

BHAHAAHAHAAH

[@superstellarhere]

Haha wow that is true, also the whole message of the video, "get rich"

[@muffin-zw9yv]

holy crap coming from a desi this is so true hgidfgihd

[@denji5426]

oh my

[@dakshayini8207]

@yassi jass can very gratefullly say that I cannot relate

[@cyrus7541]

Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.

[@disfallcommentary7194]

F in the chat.

[@Preejuu42]

G

[@idontcare7340]

M

[@Maya-cb8sj]

L

[@qwq7797]

Ф

[@shadophaxx2401]

"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker

[@shadophaxx2401]

@@rifi8706 "my mother was.... a milker..."

[@subcountzero9421]

For some reason Danny’s videos are perfect for going to sleep with. It’s got the perfect amount of chaotic humor but it’s not like... sleep preventing levels of intense

[@kaemincha]

omg i didnt know other people go to sleep to danny's videos too. idky but they are so comforting yet also a little silly.

[@hopelessly.lavenderly]

seeing this comment as I prepare to fall asleep to this video is surreal lmao

[@lucy-qe3jv]

@@kaemincha SAME??

[@jackielemire7159]

Cool so I'm not the only one lol

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@@lucygoosey6965 one time I fell asleep to his podcast but autoplay was on and in the next video one of his skits woke me up lmao

[@TheCarebear2001]

When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.

[@chuues]

LMAO

[@bezy2005]

The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL

[@jacksonneuhart5684]

But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e

[@Bell-ih5ln]

You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be

[@ImNotScotish]

alpha

[@dr.k8610]

How to be rich- 5 almond daily

[@Sparkletyra]

That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need

[@graceholland5770]

Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks

[@survivorpro6981]

The og know

[@Amelia_Whitevoid]

Very true. I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos

[@sephrya6430]

Y e s

[@Evietheanoying124]

First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.

[@Mort-ko7lj]

Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though

[@meredithmitchell8921]

@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy

[@katenutter]

Congrats 🥳🥳🥳

[@Live_Laugh_Loathe]

Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((

[@frankisnot1148]

I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can

[@jakek1735]

They used a picture of John Wick looking badass to pair with the quote "being alone has a power very few can handle"... John Wick is a guy who very much IS unhappy about being alone. His wife died. This is brought up multiple times throughout all of the films lol

[@michaelnettles3059]

He couldn't handle it

[@deuceydee3506]

Not to mention he went on a murderous rampage when he lost the only thing that helped him cope

[@KeyEpic]

I used to be a fan, but after WATCHING this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner

[@randommeerkat9221]

WHAHAHHAHAHA

[@Dragonlords1002]

Agreed I am cooling a room right now.

[@iconicjet3043]

Please don’t ever speak again

[@idiotwithasaxophone2285]

Haha its freezing

[@gvoworld1977]

@@iconicjet3043 wdym that was good

[@Annie-ui6wq]

danny: “no women are watching this right?” my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”

[@grenalien1160]

AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD

[@anavila5741]

Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes

[@DrinkTheStars]

Yep that's about right

[@mellonwoovibing8933]

First

[@4yer4]

HAHAHAAA

[@givenreality7688]

8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰

[@tanishaashar9141]

“there’s no girls watching this, right?” *stares into the camera like the office*

[@playwithlife]

This is the only funny version of this comment

[@sv_official383]

I am no girl I am simply a gril Once again sorry that was cringe

[@dabutchaistoxic]

Because girls have that recruit difficulty.

[@adamiskra6038]

You’re a dude now

[@catalinaalejandratassara112]

sameeeeee

[@zoeytrent115]

when Danny read "I don't have a plan B, it's do or die." he'd be such a good voice actor for an evil skeleton villain

[@ZijnShayatanica]

RIGHT??! Or a character who embodies the "madman hermit" trope where they're insanely talented in one specific area -- but they definitely live alone on the fringes of society because they're an absolute goddamn lunatic.

[@genesismartinez4127]

Shay Monika I hate how specific and accurate that is

[@BG-cs9ek]

His a rappr

[@bbbb-ew9xy]

Because he is spooky man

[@israaaljebory4425]

is no one gonna talk about danny’s acting?... he’s so focused it actually looks real.

[@lunaskylar6032]

Yeah true

[@xywowpig8903]

Plot twist: it is real :L

[@xywowpig8903]

Jkjk

[@sandman1091]

"Stop hanging out with broke people and start hanging out with people with more money than you." Wait, so if they have more money than me, I'm the broke people in that instance, so why would the rich people hang out with me?

[@ardimen2902]

Danny: theres No girls watching this, right? Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache

[@percolsin]

Mustach'ee time~

[@HeyItIsLA]

"fake," cute

[@farihanowshin3079]

Or the quarantine mustache 😂

[@nooneinparticular3468]

You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes

[@jackjohnson2598]

Dude those “no girlfriend” rich just be like “you can’t grind while you grind”

[@MasonStevens9863]

.

[@INVESTNOW988]

BRUH=

[@albedox6428]

I can it’s called being a prostotiute

[@kryptian6109]

Misaki From Wii Sports with that spelling you have to be under 7 years old at LEAST.

[@INVESTNOW988]

@@kryptian6109 Are you Thorin son of Thrain, king under the mountain

[@tyrone2048]

*"women absorb your life force and use it to feed to the rest of there hive mind"- every motivational quote ever*

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

Can confirm I do this every Saturday

[@juliarichards8909]

the men have found out our secret

[@mellowww_08]

as a women this is true. This is our one goal we all have

[@arandom7595]

Alright lady's who told them?

[@derekclawson5707]

Mgtow told them.

[@Mfifn]

I read that as "stop hanging ppl" and i was like, yeah danny, i thought we stopped that a while ago

[@queenchaosyet]

If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys

[@coin4246]

@Laurel Kardison exactly

[@me30000]

Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet

[@xdlr22]

Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.

[@no_peace]

Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't

[@queenchaosyet]

@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?

[@abbeycat2543]

"one minute you're talking about work and the next you're showing up to your niece's funeral high on horse tranquilizer. Why? Women"

[@elk1827]

Or a night with the boys

[@sarahkatejenkins318]

I read that as he said it

[@HAINE-]

Time point?

[@abbeycat2543]

@@HAINE- 3:34 (I think) Edit: Do a few seconds before that so you can hear the whole thing. Like 3:32

[@HAINE-]

@@abbeycat2543 thanks 🙏🏼

[@Sean-jl6dc]

When u show up to ur niece's funeral high on horse tranquilliser because woman 😢😡

[@Svengali764]

CONSEQUENCES!!

[@cybershrooms]

If y'all liked this joke go follow malesuniverse or kings_quotes._ they make this type of parody content it's the best thing that ever happened to instagram

[@chimmy1161]

😔✊

[@pedror1439]

FINALLY, Someone Understand!!

[@canyounot2102]

Another Tuesday afternoon, eh?

[@thedreamer215]

I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰

[@leveling.up.consistently]

Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣

[@reeves7091]

Anyone else still waiting for “I tried becoming a viral rapper on TikTok without anyone noticing”

[@ballcrusher2036]

Yep

[@maddiepusheen2986]

Yup

[@magicmadscience5344]

Oh we noticed alright

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Why do I know what your talking about

[@ChillinWithMyBuds]

Omg how do I find it on tiktok?

[@briannasmith7981]

danny: there’s no girls here right? it’s day 23 in the chamber and they ain’t found me yet but when they do they’re gonna be surprised

[@GP-qo6yz]

Underrated comment

[@reemnhj]

I'm a girl to and they don't know

[@PowerSpirit50]

Yeah, haha, no bobs in sight.

[@nativenoah153]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaWlhmyKlpJpqbs

[@meihatsume6486]

“There’s no girl right? Only boys?” Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”

[@emilymondragon8948]

me: brushes unwaxed moustache

[@killmcdonalds1753]

pog

[@lj.853]

Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that

[@goahdejen6176]

y u have to do iida like that tho

[@kriakolbeinsdottir4586]

Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*

[@OrobusEdoza]

13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease

[@coinwater8511]

As a woman, all I seek to do is to distract men from their grind so they’ll never be rich. NEVER!😈

[@cloud9410]

underated comment

[@virekin0t719]

doing gods work

[@apearchitect5647]

slay

[@tinkdevuyst4340]

Stooooop

[@HotWheelsSigmaGrindest]

g o a w a y

[@slccpyy]

danny doesn't need to be rich he already has a stinkin rich vampire dad

[@jaypea1722]

6IXE9INE DIED IN A CAR CRASH GO SEE THE VIDEO: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eprLlKqgZteph8U

[@dudegamingproductions5459]

Who's 61x9ine ill check it out

[@mysticalfiredragongamer]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXareZysj7yIj9k heres an actually way to earn money this guy fake

[@Trump-wp8vi]

Hi

[@nihiless1069]

I will never have a rich dad... :/

[@kaielkins6375]

“villains don’t chase women” bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...

[@idk-ww8oe]

Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...

[@whytho8856]

lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...

[@Dies_in.apreppyway]

Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶‍♂️🐱

[@gretchiemations9240]

Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...

[@diannaparis]

Lol

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?” No,Danny. We’re Gregs.

[@SilentMemer]

Everyone wondering how to be rich but how do i become poor?

[@venusw1009]

Be mrbeast and quit your job

[@einplaysbad]

Give me your money

[@Dana-rd1vi]

Buy an island, when you wanna be rich again just sell it

[@HelloHamburger]

SilentMemer Be Bill Gates(donate all of your money) and gamble a lot. It’s actually very depressing how even very wealthy people can lose all of their money to gambling.

[@HelloHamburger]

GeoTv ._. That’s still part of your net worth though. Doesn’t really count I would say.

[@lanieb6255]

When Danny reads these, he sounds like the Power Rangers villain.

[@thecurtains]

Cannot unhear it

[@jaxtheoverlord6959]

Unrelated but your comment was posted 1 hour ago, has 111 likes, and has one reply. This makes me satisfied for some reason

[@ChuuEternal]

@@jaxtheoverlord6959 👁👄👁

[@lanieb6255]

@@jaxtheoverlord6959 omg hahaha thanks for the hype:)

[@StaceAyyy]

"Be like a villain, never chase girls." I'm sorry what? Has he never heard of Bowser, Shredder or Ganondorf? That's like, their whole thing.

[@Widdekuu91]

Our schoolbully secretly admired a girl. He asked her out on the last schoolday. She refused. He asked why. She explained to him that violence and bullying is not attractive. He ran into a sportsfield to cry there. Another girl went to comfort him and told him not to worry and that plenty of people don't have a boy or girlfriend. He asked: Wait, so you don't have one either?" She said: No, I don't. He said; Okay so, do you want to be my girlfriend? She said: No, I don't. He had another screaming fit with kicking and swatting and rage and we went back inside to enjoy the music and have lemonade.

[@cawtisticoctobear]

@@Widdekuu91 and then everybody clapped

[@cawtisticoctobear]

@@troglodyte1052 weird joking abt a serial predator who killed innocent women

[@Widdekuu91]

@@cawtisticoctobear No, we didn't clap, we send the teacher 'round.

[@Andreaa_-_]

Be gay do crime but with extra steps

[@ItzF1yz]

I like how on the last millionaire mindset one when it said, “LISTEN BITCH, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING GAMES WITH ME YOU SHOULD KNOW I DONT PLAY GAMES, I WIN THEM” some one commented “how do u win without playing?”

[@mady0616]

"There's no girls watching this, right?" Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.

[@fortfun5010]

KYLIE JENNER HIDDEN PO*N! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fneYZ3yDbq2lhtU

[@swagmaster3223]

@@fortfun5010 Why

[@gad8299]

@@fortfun5010 wrong link here's the right one kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@fungling7982]

WaIt R U GIRL?>????? My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”

[@-x_moon_x-]

@@fungling7982 holy shit dude same, i looked at myself in the mirror just now and that was my reaction 100% wow

[@brynnstasiulis5239]

“elon musk is... i think dating a cyborg” i absolutely lost it

[@Firefly07]

At least it still counts tho.

[@alisonpurgatory85]

Musk lost it too, 'it' being the cyborg dating, oh and contact with one of his kids because he's a shit dad and partner, serves him right lmao

[@menkisser611]

As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will: Never get a girlfriend Marry a woman and start a family Instantly be rich

[@renatobonito1521]

As you should successful king 👑 take this

[@lovsaphirars7119]

Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.

[@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح]

OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح]

@@renatobonito1521 OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح]

@@lovsaphirars7119 OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@SOMETHINGWISER]

I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote

[@touchtonetelephhone]

my dyslexic mind literally read: "if you don't come from a rich family, a rich family will come for you" edit: help i'm slowly losing my entire soul-

[@touchtonetelephhone]

@Camila Rosa Pérez Montes it may be so.

[@touchtonetelephhone]

@Żabia Herbata LMAO-

[@vilja6809]

this is true, MY family is RICH and you better believe we are COMING FOR YOU

[@touchtonetelephhone]

@@vilja6809 LMAO I

[@no_peace]

They do

[@tricia.smileyface]

Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?" Me, a woman: *nods along*

[@maritimus_]

boys support boys 😤

[@habb420]

woman

[@adeon7923]

You are not a woman you are a Greg

[@prayaag1999]

me: **stares in enby**

[@katelynw1745]

Sameee 😂

[@si0bhanriley]

“There’s no girls here, right?” *I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg*

[@meowmeow3532]

Yes. All my Gregs raise their hands.

[@weedwacker7822]

@@meowmeow3532 🤗

[@cleosvoyage]

Im Greg, girl is not a gender, g r e g I s

[@dudebbro]

there is one gender: greg

[@Saikmuu]

Am a Gril but transgender

[@kadenlangdon9070]

You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh

[@ElWaKa69]

Legend

[@gracexlyons]

Drew: “There’s no girls watching this, right? Me: **puts on fake moustache** “what are girls lol?” *sweats profusely*

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

Lol, Same

[@gilliganmcneuter3922]

🤣

[@kaz.not.komputing78]

*what? Femaal? Who is gir? I maNLYm a n*

[@johnimint]

You legit just said *puts on fake mustache* you must be a blue haired emo girl

[@Mr.Bob-Gray]

Lol same

[@benadrylsmoke5481]

my grandad is reasonably rich and i can say 100% that he never stops talking in a joker voice and saying "RELATIONSHIPS ARE FUTILE TO SUCCESS"

[@KM-ts6co]

Can you see the confidence in his insane eyes

[@strawberryicecube8390]

@@KM-ts6co can you? CAN YOU!?!?

[@benadrylsmoke5481]

@@KM-ts6co i would but he's also mostly blind

[@derekclawson5707]

Your grandfather is wise ..

[@jackieg.1377]

I like Danny’s tonal shift. “These accounts aren’t very positive towards women... but they are... overwhelmingly negative.”

[@corvus3835]

Cool

[@nanireid1018]

“Being alone is a power few can handle” *Laughs in introverted aroace*

[@damienedmiston3195]

These accounts are geared towards people like Hard Rock Nick

[@huh1327]

omg yeaaa

[@MeMe-pj8ve]

Omfg I’m dead 😂😭😂

[@internalscreaming7566]

“Women are distractions and just wanna play around with you and you should just focus on your money and your career... *bUt WhY wOnT tHeY fUcK wItH mE?”*

[@SilencedTides]

this comment gave me whiplash

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@internalscreaming7566 "wHy wOnT tHeY sTaRt tUgGiNg oN mY bAlLs oNe bY oNe?"

[@randomstuffprod.]

"You can't be rich if you're dating a woman" Well, looks like I've been on millionaire grindset my whole life😎

[@elyssarosen8835]

GRINDSET 😭😭😭

[@Jane155-x6d]

But can you like, date a man? I wonder if that will that stop my millionaire chances.

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@Jane155-x6d Didn't stop Sir Elton John.

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

When being gay makes you a millionaire. Wait a minute-

[@thefox1901]

Straight women are all millionaires too. Fun fact.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

*"Be like a villain - Never chase girl"* _Bowser has left the chat_ _Meagmind has left the chat_ Edit: Actually, you know what, I'm sticking to what I said. I meant Megamind, but this is so much funnier.

[@Tsukiyumi3]

Ice king left the chat

[@Malm-us2ut]

meag

[@quinieii5162]

Megamind*

[@aleksfakename7105]

_King Kong has left the chat_ _Freddy Kreuger has left the chat_ _Jason Voorhees has left the chat_

[@jeeode8289]

Guys, his mind is too meag for you guys to understand his spelling.

[@shaxxmeer]

as a trans girl i can confirm that as soon as i started transitioning my bank froze all my accounts

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

as a trans guy, i too can confirm that the moment i began to transition large amounts of money just appeared in my bank account 😟

[@ll_Star_ll]

As a genderless piece of ass, my bank account has exactly the national average of money a middle class family makes transferred into it yearly. I am unable to earn money.

[@Be_A_Gay_Wizard]

@@cl0wn.k0dx damn well i'm poor tell me your secretes

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Damn congrats on finding yourself but sorry you can’t watch this video anymore

[@pap-fr]

yeah, the cost lf hormone and several surgeries sure adds up.............

[@jasmineflowers3000]

Danny: There’s no girls watching this, right? Me, a girl: Nope. No girls here. Girl? What is that? *sweats profusely through fake moustache*

[@Nick_bpz]

" " you forgot that

[@ramennoodles471]

Girl? What is this GIRL thing? I don’t know either, fellow man. *straightens top hat nervously*

[@embers3528]

@@Nick_bpz You forgot to not press "Reply"

[@riannolivia22]

T7 King that’s not how it works lmao have you ever seen a script before

[@dananabread6632]

Love this!

[@abbie_wood]

As a girl, I can confirm that we were put here to stop millionaires

[@rachelellebaker]

i can also confirm. it is our one true goal in life

[@SitrepJ]

​@@rachelellebaker Stay away from me !

[@zer0bankoe]

I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗

[@zer0bankoe]

@PishP0n You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉

[@zer0bankoe]

@PishP0n little scared anime fanboy/girl 🤣

[@AyeDaniels]

Danny's background getting slowly more disheveled and chaotic is just a metaphor for 2020.

[@playboinook]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIjOY4aXhdNqhqc djd

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found danny gonzalez deleted video* - kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@gardengothic]

Riskyy *oMg StOp SpAmMiNg.*

[@dameatmane]

@Aye Daniels Nice videos guy! I hope you gain big subscriber. Just one. One big subscriber

[@LiamFranklin-z8s]

I love the guy that commented at 9:47 "How do u win without playing?"

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

but hes asking a good question

[@catssupremacyisnear5444]

"There are no girls watching this right?" Yes, just dudes here dude, complete, all dudes, especially me, a total dude *--Secretly sweats--*

[@emilymondragon8948]

there are no dudes either, just us Greg's

[@sialxve8627]

one gender, one family

[@confusedturkeyvulture4555]

@@sialxve8627 ONE BEING (traveling through time)

[@mckinleapoland8982]

bAHAHAHA I-

[@mckinleapoland8982]

i mean technically we are greg’s soooooo

[@n0turc4t]

“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏

[@khushisingh2163]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rainbowfox_]

We love him, such a king 👑

[@ciphergacha9100]

Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap

[@Alexisme.]

😐

[@soviet_nick6209]

Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......

[@katiebex1898]

danny to his overwhelmingly female audience: "there's no girls watching this, right?"

[@giulianicastro7253]

HAHAHHAHAHA fr all the people in the comments are the girls and the gays 💅✨☺️

[@lesedimolefe9390]

There are so many girls here wtf

[@aioarchives]

Nope we are the gregs .

[@alexandermcalister1518]

@@giulianicastro7253 why do I feel threatened

[@MiloJ-O]

XD and I am one of them

[@Ganerrr]

the joker image with “Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” im actually dying of laughter i could not come up with a funnier post for that account if i was paid to do it 💀

[@zla_204]

😭😭😭

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

its at 3:48

[@QwakorMusic]

If these guys had rap names based on their relationship status, they’d be Post Alone

[@Hello-mv9gw]

Wow ur really an artist also good joke

[@choppedgarlip7565]

I was half expecting “My Dad is Rich” to play at the end lol

[@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح]

OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@claire.4964]

“There are no girls watching this, right?” *On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*

[@michaelekemp6679]

This comment is underappreciated😂🔥

[@Ella_G_127]

I’m a female, and I’m Greg.

[@kookiekina281]

Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD Woof !

[@marsmaddog7489]

I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG

[@whytho8856]

there is only one gender and it is greg.

[@RooiRokBokkie]

3:13 Cause like we totally don't have our own careers 😄

[@mqzd24]

did the math: richard branson’s island’s asking price was $4.5 million dollars before this 96% discount

[@sanityisrelative]

Doing the people's work

[@jonasortiz1870]

i checked the rest too, in 1978, 4.5 mil is about 14 mil in 2006. a 33233% increase is about 60 million. so the actual value of the property of the island only went up about 400%. a lot, but including the development he would need to make that viable at all, kinda miniscule.

[@fortfun5010]

@@jamesmilner4384 FIRST COMMENT WHO DONT LIE!! THX FOR THIS BRO

[@acceph389]

@@jamesmilner4384 get lost

[@armonmwaluma6006]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJWZoaSigpt_i9E

[@batyalivni3577]

Danny: "there are no girls watching this, right?" Me, slipping on my fake moustache: "preposterous."

[@tunasalad9693]

I metaphorically spit out my drink

[@wrenlmao124]

Female?! On Danny's Chanel?! Impossible!!!

[@sv_official383]

I am no girl I'm a gril

[@sv_official383]

I'm sorry that was cringy,

[@HarleyKita]

Good day fellow moustached man! - man with fake moustache because he can't grow facial hair.

[@randompersononthenet806]

So being rich is easy All you have to do is • Have money Piece of cake

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found danny gonzalez deleted video* - kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@altkingofdogs2373]

@@riskyy2657 hello spambot

[@pvstee]

not just any piece of cake warren buffets cake

[@ElinaASMR]

yes

[@ElinaASMR]

money = Rich

[@SowyV]

This is SO true, I was a woman until I watched this, now I'm a billionaire single man 😎 Edit: This comment is beyond silly but tnx for the likes

[@Aquaswolf2021]

Oh for God sake😆

[@kaelynn4621]

me too! i told my therapist and she said im "trans" but i tried to tell her i just watched this video, but she said it was "gender dysphoria"

[@mermaidman2074]

@Kaelynn Hester Us trans men aren’t actually trans, it’s just that we watched this video and we were converted into men

[@kaelynn4621]

crikitoon fascinating

[@NWKohout]

Yay another transgender person :D