The Worst Commercials On TV

[@Matreats]

My family bought these funslide things like 13 years ago and let me tell you it is a horrifying experience to accidentally slip down the stairs and watch your demise approach you as you inevitably trip forward and fall on your face or land in the worst possible way with the stair ledge hitting your butt so hard you can't breathe for the next two minutes

[@dancingsloth8684]

You okay

[@mikudayoooooo]

bro.. you can talk about your ptsd here, we can listen

[@Matreats]

Dancing Sloth Dunno man it’s still pretty vivid

[@ayannajohnson11]

I fell down the stairs with them too 😂

[@datdairkirbtherobloxgamer3801]

Top 10 Craziest Anime Plot Twists

[@spooderman4008]

This bully in my school threatened to punch me! So I turned on the self defence mode on my flashlight. He started doing a funny dance on the ground! It made it really easy to steal his teeth! Yo, it's been a year. I made some jewellery out of them, got me a nice set of earrings, a ring and a necklace. I sold the rest on Wish for a pretty penny.

[@emmettjenner1872]

Underated comment

[@blonddiee8561]

Spooderman HAHAHA

[@rokiiyotaka]

@MusicFanatic No no you're onto something, I believe the reference comes from a tumblr post of very unsettling threats. Eg. *_I will boil your teeth_* is probably the one you're thinking of lmao.

[@rabbit5305]

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT PROFILE PIC

[@spooderman4008]

@@rabbit5305 That's me! Silly.

[@ace4155]

Imagine having dinner and glancing over and seen Danny Gonzalez sitting at a table intensively watching a commercial for the TAC light

[@dancingsloth8684]

I would start to laugh

[@nxlsart8902]

I would pull up and sit next to him and watch it as well 😂

[@nagitos682]

T2

[@phormex1]

I would prolly drift off and then eat the rest of my food

[@hat7475]

"pause that! I have to get the popcorns!"

[@gollygod]

The dog one saying "it works for any dog to train out bad behaviors!" is bullshit. I doubt that can of air will have any affect on my _deaf_ dog

[@allisonavery7273]

Lol

[@DarkShard5728]

You see, they're supposed to sense the simple existance of the can and collapse into a puddle at its presence. what the fuck am i saying

[@jjanggulane]

@@DarkShard5728no no you were onto something

[@DeadricDeadggory]

I giggled ate the end

[@iaacryign]

we use these at work as a last resort item , we hate these in anyway other context. (I work at an animal shelter, its in our emergency packs if a dog gets loose and is being aggressive or mouthing aggressively It doesn’t work on all dogs for sure though, thankfully we tend to not have a problem with deaf dogs since most of them are 10+ years old and don’t really have strong feelings towards us Nothing scarier than when an actively upset dog is going at you and it doesn’t care about the hissing noise

[@gregorygaines6979]

My name is Greg and this makes me feel valued when you say “hey Greg”

[@dancingsloth8684]

My name is bringer of death

[@freobetter]

No your name is Gregory Gaines

[@sincerecinnamon]

My name is Isabel and I feel like I need to be more healthy

[@gregorygaines6979]

Zoe Roberts thank you for sharing with me. I appreciate it

[@yellowcat4931]

you are a god amongst us

[@mckaleighwatson3942]

Hit the robber hard enough with it and everything has a defense mode.

[@averageaverys4033]

I like your style

[@TheBakingSeal]

Marshmallows

[@BFYFL13]

hit him with a feather hard enough and you might be able to kill them

[@chuchow313]

smoll bean SPAGHETTI

[@megamanhikari8095]

@@chuchow313 if you do it right lmaoo

[@bbqchipz1513]

"Does Your Flashlight Have A Self Defense Mode?" *starts slamming heavy flashlight over random stranger's heads*

[@willowisnothere]

MemePenguin this comment deserves an award

[@dinagrippo9377]

I AM CACKLING

[@Annie-oi9ps]

LMAO

[@Grace_Gibbons]

I've never had a KZbin comment make me laugh out loud until now 😂😂😂😂

[@mayabassey4198]

Yup

[@hailingfireandash]

"If I was a dad I'd be getting this immediately" This aged extremely well.

[@briellefoutz]

danny gonzalez is a daddy gonzalez now

[@_g0r3c0r3]

yah hes literally a dad now

[@mammadragon8108]

HES A DAD???

[@ohheyitsguy]

​@@mammadragon8108yeah

[@naia1362]

@@mammadragon8108yeah lol he and Laura had a son in September

[@MothMyMando]

“Unplanned accidents” wait are there planned ones? Am I doing accidents wrong?

[@metamemez]

Hermes unplanned accidents is basically the definition of accidents lol

[@channah2542]

Wouldn’t that be the opposite of accident then??

[@atmospherico3280]

You gotta make sure to plan the unplanned accidents

[@arzoochoithramani6633]

amphyrrix planned incident???

[@L0ST_P4G3]

I think so...

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Hi Greg

[@nicolacity7463]

Danny Gonzalez hi danny

[@sarahcummings]

Danny Gonzalez hello :)

[@cari_3500]

Danny Gonzalez heyyy

[@abbiejones7803]

Sup

[@hattiekemp]

i bet your flashlight cant blind people?

[@ruthwalton3703]

“Can your flash light do this?” * flashlight does a back flip* “Or this?” Does the splits

[@peppapigeditzzzz271]

Ruth Walton yup

[@d_1044]

It’s broken now, are you happy?

[@smabble._.6170]

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!!

[@faithisntcoollissupernotco7951]

@Jayda Iordanidis **breaks**

[@bloodyrage488]

Dang it no😫😫

[@Teraperf]

For the longest time I didn’t realize that the music at the end wasn’t on purpose. I always thought it was like a running joke that you got cut off halfway through your outro.

[@notaboomer2360]

HAHAHA

[@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174]

wait it isn't on purpose? or are you joking? please I need to know

[@SkiddlyBink]

@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 if i remember right, he had his old outro music copyright claimed so he went back and replaced it all with generic royalty free music to avoid losing revenue

[@etekweb]

@@SkiddlyBink yup -- the best part is that some of the videos (like this one) they claimed the wrong section of the video. So you still hear the original outro song at the end but not the actual content of the video...

[@drawingdingus6863]

I think it was originally Mr.Sandman or some remix of it if I remember right. But yeah he got copyrighted for it and had to just dub over that section for every past video. But it lead to us getting the “This video is over now” song so I’m pretty happy about that

[@binglebongletimey]

As someone with epilepsy i am now having second thoughts about my crime life

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

Geórgia Santos- Why Did I Chuckle Slightly At That..

[@ahnifollett]

🤣

[@IsaElle]

Same

[@delaneys6726]

Well. Guess I'm not robbing anyone soon. Shoot there goes my future job

[@pootrpan3117]

*FBI:*shoot him down

[@wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519]

I had a tac light and put it in a cup of water to see if it was actually waterproof and it immediately stopped working

[@samanthaweber2195]

Seriously??

[@wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519]

@@samanthaweber2195 yea

[@chiseii]

lol

[@Raigatu]

Cringe Control it only survives in 212 degrees water

[@Goomba456]

They were giving them away at my store, can confirm

[@marekb1556]

Me: *sees robber, immediately pulls out flashlight* Robber: *pulls out flashlight too* Me: wait, thats illegal

[@penguintato]

Me: *pulls out 2 flashlights*

[@-CaptainRavioli]

God: let there be light Me: *takes it* God: *surprised pikachu face*

[@KlintKaras]

We need more good guys with a flashlight.

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Me: *takes out another flashlight*

[@LordSkella]

So is the burglary! 😄

[@the1-upclub98]

"Just aim and shoot... the ball... into the cup." That delivery was perfect. XD

[@angelicaporro4060]

Just wanted to point out that some products like a "slob stopper" are marketed for a larger audience but may be intended for people with disabilities without directly targeting them.

[@karleighvaughn1286]

I was looking through the comments seeing if anyone else was going to say this. Thanks haha

[@mammothmoth8967]

Ohhhhh that makes since

[@steviecopeland]

Yeah, actually. A large number of ASOTV products are intended for those with disabilities, such as the toilet paper holder or the stick-on handle for getting in/out of the tub.

[@shaunandthebugs]

@@steviecopeland those stick on handles are helpful if you can't drill things down because of a landlord. 10/10 would recommend

[@LilRing]

Now I feel bad about laughing at it

[@philipbusk6632]

The “aircraft grade aluminum” claim always cracks me up. I’m an aircraft mechanic and we use the same aluminum that everyone else does.

[@haimantidas10]

So technically they didn't lie🤣🤣🤣

[@thickboi3743]

Sorry for late reply but what is it like being a mechanic for aircraft?

[@gokur0cks]

I guess it is aircraft grade then

[@AlexanderLeset]

@@thickboi3743 It fucking sucks.

[@ProSrbgames]

Its aluMINIum,for fucks sake .

[@allysonmorgan5009]

Advertisement: but can your flashlight do this?! *flashes it on and off* Me: yeah, it’s called hitting the button over and over...

[@rays716]

That's what i was thinking 😂

[@gorillaman8534]

I can do it with the light switch dies my bulb have defence mode

[@bunnyjalaska5477]

@@rays716 lol me too!!

[@saintsomnia8030]

Watching old Danny videos is always a gamble as to whether I'll get jumpscared by the music at the end

[@notaboomer2360]

It’s because his original outro music got copyright striked and he had to replace all the audio with it with another audio. If you turn on captions you can still know what he’s saying lol. He didn’t do it on every video because it was tedious so he only did it on popular ones

[@TaylorTheShark]

SHARK PUP EEEEEEE

[@haandotexe]

I always love getting absolutely TURNT to farmer in the dell because the knowledge of the fact that he painstakingly spent several days manually replacing the audio in every one of his videos is hilarious to me and always makes me smile.

[@FrankFigliolaOnYoutube]

“Low light mode” Danny: Wait why is he not blinded?!

[@princessofstars666]

I noticed that too lmao

[@sircabbageii4063]

It was like b r u h

[@no-nu8tc]

omg i noticed that and was like i bet someone commented that and someone did!!

[@MichaelR1275]

I was so confused

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

It's because Danny was still blinded by the self defense mode

[@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3]

“Can your flashlight do THIS???” *does exactly what a regular flashlight does*

[@jaimejtg5741]

Sad Canadian Boy pewdiepie

[@RG-em2lg]

| buT cAN yUo dO thIs? ___

[@sinetamarkaityte5367]

I know De wae i was thinking the same thing 😂😂

[@dancinginthecorner8260]

Ada yEs I cAN

[@jill7285]

Lol

[@annakaplan644]

“Life, happiness, death, destruction, despair, I can see everything...” “It comes with and attachable two way mirror!” I literally cackled

[@rats6894]

now that danny's gonna be a dad, i expect to see him dancing like a maniac

[@collinmetcalf4109]

Salesman: a strobe Me: why Salesman: for those epileptic robbers

[@xaproxiex]

*hi*

[@mady422]

😂😂 I usually don't like seizure jokes but I loved this one. Though flashing lights don't affect just epileptics.

[@gold8746]

Lel

[@theolddeus9672]

Strobes are disorienting as hell in a dark room

[@ArKamMLG]

Lmao wow one of the best comments ive seen😂😂😂

[@alexboca7171]

The self defense light can blind , confuse and also give the attacker an epileptic seizure

[@xWren_xx]

You could also beat the shit out of someone with it

[@Rephical]

Damien Schuetz you flash them and then pull out your sawd off shotgun and blast their ass only to realize that it was you 8 year old child

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Rephical Gaming shiiiiiiiiiit.........

[@failpup2062]

Doesnt that depend on the person? Or the age or something? (Im not sure) and what if its a teen Breaking into ur house? I do agree with you, dont get me wrong, it just seems like that feature wouldnt work that well against certain people

[@goofball808]

Rephical Gaming Come let’s watch the rain as it’s falling down

[@pegpeg9833]

My dad actually bought one of those taclight things, it’s actually all grime lmao. They’re so bright it’s actually illegal to shine them into the sky in most counties. And the strobe/self defense mode does work. It’s VERY disorienting.

[@codyheffelfinger2962]

What dad didn't buy it

[@asei231]

@@codyheffelfinger2962 mine-

[@MightyMewtron]

Even watching the flashing lights in the ad made me feel uncomfortable. I guess it works if you're a survivalist who needs to send a message, but not for, like, everyday people trying to find extra toilet paper in their basement.

[@MrBlonde47]

It’s just a generic version of a stream light or surefire. Lights so bright they’ll blind you in the daytime.

[@autumnrose6188]

Haha I am on my floor laughing to death!

[@jamesburk8145]

I had one of those my spy birdhouse things and the problem with the mirror was that a bird would show up, stick it's head in, see it's own reflection and basically say "oh I'm sorry, didn't know there was already someone in here." then fly away. The whole idea was flawed.

[@ledge-magee]

"I was just scared of a whole house" You won't be so smug when it's the Monster House, will you?

[@pissapocalypse]

Imagine dying and you possess a whole ass house

[@uh3336]

@@pissapocalypse boo

[@pissapocalypse]

@@uh3336 aAHH

[@jenniferhey5132]

That movie fucking TRAUMATIZED ME

[@pissboi313]

Jennifer Hey bruh same! scariest kids movie i’ve seen

[@ghostyodaproductions6940]

I love how Danny can literally watch 2 seconds of something and then talk trash about it

[@annamurphy9183]

pure talent

[@MotorKraft350]

The man has skill

[@baileyyh72]

that requires skill

[@noahm44]

Lol

[@hat7475]

Because what he reviews is trash already 😭

[@stablekat5011]

Once I got an ad that was called “taxact”and the slogan was ‘“surprisingly legal”

[@shanestaley6595]

that slogan is really common in ads where i am, its concerning

[@kaisquared6840]

I'm scared

[@aisha5156]

Tea.

[@ashton2099]

@@aisha5156 sis

[@swine13]

How and when did we get to a point where obeying the law was just like a loose recommendation for businesses? And why are individuals still incarcerated for an eternity for stealing bread but these companies rob retirees of 10s of 1000s and the justice system is like "as you were" Its BS. Im so sick of capitalisms horrific mutation into some emotionless robot hell bent on world domination. Its like a movie except that usually we tend to make sure the movies make at least some sort of effort towards logical sense. This is like "you know the rules, WE know the rules, we are now going to break the rules" and everyone else so far (including me) is like "oh ok" Its not. They can and should be held accountable like everyone else. More so, because of their societal position of some responsibility. Just like politics. If a politician gets charged with a criminal offense, it should automatically be 3x the usual penalty for them, no exceptions. Thatd make those self serving leeches think twice before laundering millions of tax dollars. I feel like lemongrab: ThIS. Is unACCEPTABLEEE! 😫

[@PricillaPrincess]

7:46 “You know if I was a dad, I would be getting these immediately.” Dannyyyyy it’s time

[@_bentobi]

Just imagine eating dinner and just hearing a kind of quiet *putt* *putt* "yes!"

[@soren4818]

“Everybody has a flashlight!” “Everybody loves to watch birds!” “Everybody eats blankets!” ... Sure, commercial

[@iminvisible873]

Susan Kelly you don’t eat blankets? What a weirdo

[@-takemyhandtakemywholelife8825]

Blankets for a midnight snack is just 🤤🤤🤤🤤😩

[@justtaylor8204]

I despise this entire comment

[@hypnoguygaming1178]

@@justtaylor8204 what, do you write the scripts for these dumb commercial

[@2lazyy780]

"Everyone sucks on fleshy lollipops!"

[@gabeb.4525]

I had fun slides when I was younger. I ended up getting bored and thought, “I should try to go down some stairs with these”, like an idiot. Long story short, I just threw myself down the stairs, and my feet only touched the ground like, twice....

[@nicvermin1550]

Gabe B. I think about this comment daily

[@FallenAngel7538]

B U T W A L K D O W N T H E S T A I R S

[@OBB004]

You are smart

[@gslink3775]

People who do down 7 stairs at a time

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

Oh dude there was one time right it snowed like 3 ft ok and I had the fun slides and I was like “imma go down this hill with the fun slides” and I did. And that’s the story of how I dislocated my shoulder when I smacked into a tree

[@grizzgrizz7676]

“If I was a dad I would be getting these immediately-I would be dancing like crazy” well Danny looks like that company’s making a profit this October

[@tetia8922]

Was abt to comment this

[@jean3692]

Wow, i tried screaming™ and my life hasn't been better, my pesky wife finally left me and took the annoying kids. Now i can be alone forever! Thank you screaming™

[@solisruben296]

I tried it to! I almost died because I was distracted using scremingTM. *_THANK YOU SREAMINGTM_*

[@alison4991]

my life has changed with screaming™,I screamed at my dog and he ran away,thanks to screaming™ I haven't feed my pet in over a month!

[@solisruben296]

(suddenly someone gets woooshed)

[@l0vbugz]

Profile picture is so neat!

[@glipgorp3564]

Of course you can stop a robber with a flash light. If you throw it hard enough.

[@keilysmartinez2841]

DaWoof Gamer lol

[@talanium]

Yeah, *DUH!*

[@MARZ_BARZ1]

Xd

[@drowsy.666]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

[@titleuntitled9152]

Or hit them hard enough

[@user-et2fm4dl8q]

Is no one gonna talk about how at the start of the fun slide commercial the “rain” was really just someone with a garden hose outside of the shot was spraying them with water.

[@kallielancaster3032]

5:42

[@retroguy3344]

Y E S

[@pundertalefan4391]

XD I love it.

[@theperyton9895]

12:57 ah so instead of being weird and freaking out the birds, you can make the birds be constantly stressed thinking that there’s other birds in their house from the reflections

[@bbmolnar]

"So the other day I was at dinner, at Outback Steakhouse" Me: Remembers the before time when we could actually go inside restaurants for the entire video

[@TheGoldenSerpent]

We mustn't think of the before times

[@sup3rhyp3r56]

TheGoldenSerpent we must think of the future times

[@badussy]

Sup3r Hyp3r no, I don’t think I will

[@Thetaken_python]

No, think of the past ;)

[@tomatojam9237]

Ahh, yes prehistoric times

[@submarinesailor5140]

I was watching this next to my dog and the guy yelled "bad dog!" and she looked at me with her ears back! :(

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Oh nooo. Please reassure the doggie that she is not a bad dog. 💔

[@phormex1]

I would give her all the belly rubs to reassure her she’s a good girl

[@carolinegcooke]

Awww poor baby 😣 give her some treats and cuddles

[@strawbz_saintz]

aww.. Is the doggie okay? (this was 4 months ago but dogs are cute and just wanted to know)

[@Kanye.Zest482]

Same.She looked sad so i gave her treats

[@genericchannelname7000]

“Has this ever happened to you?” *proceeds to dump entire cup of coffee on self*

[@beccacatherine1143]

*carefully removes lid* *sloooowly tips coffee cup upside down* "oh no. i seem to have accidentally spilled my coffee on my body" :(

[@beccacatherine1143]

@Keiji Akaashi a b s o l u t e l y n o t

[@hardmask4685]

AAAAAAA, FUCK

[@prig1557]

What is with wanting adults to use bibs

[@prig1557]

5th reply and 555 likes and 555 divided by 5 is 111

[@frankoconnell6745]

“You know if I was a dad” Well you are now Danny so CONGRATS 🎉🎊🍾🎈

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

"Can your flashlight give people seizures?!" I dunno, and personally I don't wanna test that.. *yet.*

[@Oraerilla]

Why did my exhausted ass read that as fleshlight dear lord

[@lvbboi9]

@@Oraerilla yikes

[@aspenperry]

def triggered mine

[@EthanMeatan]

@@Oraerilla changes the need for context by a juicy bit

[@calvaryishere1632]

Mine can! I unknowingly own a taclight!!

[@capreaesorrels]

“oh it was just a whole house” im dead.

[@corvidcreaturesartandanimation]

“Everybody has skin” *well, I would hope so*

[@kangaroo8057]

And some people have... Foreskin

[@tirea277]

Kanga Roo wow really

[@AnjaFi]

Yeah I sure hope it does!

[@lightninggacha7818]

‘-‘ well you haven’t met me

[@corvidcreaturesartandanimation]

Lightning Gacha oh sh-

[@eel_3]

Imagine being Danny’s wife and just walking by the bathroom and hearing her husband screaming with a sign that says screaming and pooping do not disturb on the doorknob. Just walk away girl, walk away

[@getrealgirl1974]

He said "Self-defense mode" Hun thats an "on the go seizure starter"

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

*E x a c t l y*

[@ohio9499]

Fun in the bed

[@ididthisforreddit2428]

Well if the robber is epileptic then you have like the best possible defence that isnt a gun

[@deadplthebadass21]

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh no

[@LunarEleven]

This is what I thought unironically... I was honestly afraid to look at. I always look away just in case. So I guess it's effective?

[@thebizzarejojo]

Kid: daddy, can we have outr fun slides back dad: SHUT UP IM DOING A TRICK

[@metamemez]

Mom: JASON YOUR SON NEEDS HIS WEIRD SANDLE THINGYS

[@spongebobfunnyy]

Jolyon OOGA BOOGA

[@derinwithaq5811]

@Meta Memez dad: but I’m almost a pro now!

[@PurpleBandanaStudios]

This flashlight is so powerful I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

[@heyimpetewentzfrommychemic8548]

ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE

[@deltawolfstar378]

hey im pete wentz from my chemical romance TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!!!

[@hatkidbutpurpleandstuff6820]

I sawed my head in ha- X-X

[@cheezburgers6343]

Purple bandana studios ThaTs AlOt oF DaMaGE

[@LolDeimos]

Purple bandana studios now that’s a lot of damage

[@aydomac]

7:45 this aged well ❤️😅

[@Lovejdrama]

He dad now this is funny now

[@alecboi777]

he better get them

[@natalieo.6874]

These are some of the most 2000’s commercials I’ve ever seen.

[@GachagachaES]

Maybe even 1900's

[@olive3363]

john anderson it’s sad but true

[@Robin-lp6lx]

Maybe even 10s

[@7andahalf]

I had a MySpy Birdhouse, birds only landed on the stick thing, then left, and that was as close to learning bird secrets as I got. Guess I'll have to go spy on lizards to prove my theory

[@hannahparry5836]

I also have it and it fell off my window

[@youdroppedsomething4334]

No wonder the bird didn’t go inside, it ain’t about to sit there while you stare at it lol

[@adrienneczerni6516]

As an ornithologist, yeah it doesn't work. I currently have a regular birdhouse full of nesting chickadees, but I haven't stuck my face in it

[@tsunamianakin9649]

My cousins had one and wasps made a nest lol

[@avirosenberg8046]

Birds are government spies they were exterminated in the 1960s and replaced with robots. They go inside bird houses to recharge.

[@famsilms889]

Robber: I have a gun! Hands up! John Wick: Pulls out flashlight Robber: Mom come pick me up I’m scared

[@mauricioperez6424]

That man killed another man with a pencil... A fucking pencil, imagine what he could do with a flashlight, fuck that

[@G21333]

Baba yagaaaa

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Help lemme go

[@spacechimp751]

John W. Rick

[@fardedharded]

Should I ruin this 969 I will hahaha I am a mad man

[@BLOBER8000]

you gotta love when in 1 ad they showed the same flashlight being able to illuminate an entire house and barely light up a man in the dark

[@QuanTaps]

i used to have that bird house. no birds moved in but i got a great view of a wasp nest

[@rootsmudge5746]

Our wasps set up shop in our storm windows

[@madisenkornele3227]

Thats kinda cool tho

[@aurorasore]

SAME

[@silentkillerx3437]

Same

[@cascaspangpang]

@@rootsmudge5746 That just sounds awful to get rid of

[@renstrange8443]

The golf commercial would’ve been better if, at the end, he was back on the putting green and he hits a really good shot, and then his buddy’s like, “Wow, John! Great shot! How’d you get so good at golf?” and he just turns to the camera and winks.

[@HS-pm1ro]

But he can only make the shot while squatting

[@WhatAboutUs]

Genius comment! 😂

[@speedy8621]

at 13:24, the actor accidentally drank the coffee normally, so they had to cut to him spilling it on himself, lmao

[@hannahveium4082]

good eye for noticing that lmao

[@hana__banana]

I am high-key interested in the birdhouse thing. I love watching those flying fluffballs.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

What’s your favorite bird?

[@nicsw330]

I had the MySpyBirdhouse as a kid... the only thing that made a nest in there was wasps...

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

My family had the same problem. I wonder how common that was.

[@anevilstripper6095]

It's the reflection, puts them off

[@thehoodedfreaks6822]

I got one but it got spiders

[@bstd__]

Nicole Dance oof that sucks. At least should've made same ez kills on thoses sons of bitches

[@anotakulynx6187]

YES! I have it too, and it’s sad.

[@ChillingWithAbby07]

“ Their KZbin family is a real family like yeah, are you all blood related I doubt it, but Greg is” Father!?!?

[@the_moist]

Then the music

[@hamandeggs23]

Yeah what was with that music?

[@sia7051]

@@hamandeggs23 he has a video about it, i think its called "why does this keep happening" basically all his outro music got claimed so he had to replace it with stock music to keep the video online.

[@AtlasInTheWest]

“Self defense mode” you’re gonna give an epileptic burglar a seizure.

[@chloefuller7851]

That's what I was thinking! 😂😂

[@Blu-qj1py]

chloe fuller how did you know what I was going to say

[@nickiratliff84]

Then he shouldn't be buglaring 🤣

[@chloefuller7851]

Nicole zzz 😂

[@EggSheran1239]

"If I was a dad, I would get these immediately" The foreshadowing is crazy🙏🙏🙏

[@MsRosie_lol]

I know

[@sleepingsockproductions3298]

Danny: “So the other day I was at dinner, at Outback Steakhouse” Me: Weird flex but okay

[@knautically]

lmao

[@alliemiddleton8764]

preposterous boast, but alas.

[@N7C_25.0]

Strange brag, however oh well

[@hannahbloom]

enchanted watermelon I will now be using this, thank you very much

[@alliemiddleton8764]

@@hannahbloom anytime

[@starstudios7871]

I went to a sleepover once and I’m pretty sure they had a flashlight like that, I pressed a button and it started doing the strobe light thing which scared everyone *I wasn’t invited to a sleepover again*

[@treecloud614]

Geeeesh.😣😣 OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW GACHAVERSE

[@naila6603]

Star Studios are you ever gonna do something in gacha verse?

[@graceburton7473]

old man shines strobe light: people with epilepsy watching the commercial: *has seizure*

[@raegan06]

Grace Burton HAHA underrated comment!!!!

[@ginabell694]

I don't have epilepsy but that sort of thing gives me a headache. B4 we cancelled our cable that commercial came on all the freaking time. I hated it.

[@ahu9150]

@@ginabell694 same here. It hurts my eyes.

[@SheepUndefined]

Actually remember my mom hating that commercial for that reason. She'd always start swearing when it came on that whoever made the commercial was a fucking asshole.

[@vinnienewmaker7624]

*they're G R O O V I N*

[@natrosenquist]

7:40 Well, now Danny HAS to buy the Fun Slides.

[@kotarobokuto4105]

He actually already got them for a video lmao

[@k888y]

he did. 5 years ago

[@shannondaniel5544]

ah. there’s the awkward stock music with danny speaking silently

[@ivaningram5884]

Nice

[@emaluv5139]

dude like i heard he hadta do this but wasnt expecting it to be THAT hilarious lmao (ps- the original music he uses is like 2secs before the end of the vid lol?)

[@vampirelibrarian777]

I forgot it was going to happen so I was listening to this video in the background and then had the scare of my life when it suddenly went DOO DOO DOO DOO

[@emaluv5139]

im STILL laughing at this btw like ive been watching just the end 5secs on repeat and just cannot lmao

[@katherinepark9143]

ARMY!!

[@Tee-bp9hh]

*Can your flashlight do this?* What blind that entire family that was trying to sleep in that house? No, it can't, and that's how I would like it to stay, so I don't have a murderous mother attacking me in the middle of the night because her kids have school tomorrow, James!

[@pharaohatemiguess4862]

**me trying to find the couch in the dark without running anything**

[@crowdad284]

The filmers probably just got into their car, screeched into the driveway of some house, and filmed it with their Nokia phones then ran away before the family called the cops because some people were flashing lights at their house

[@Kieratinous]

"Self-defense mode" or as I like to call it "Oops i gave a robber a seizure mode" Edit: 3k likes holy shit

[@5taj378]

Lol

[@Kieratinous]

@@romeeuphoria8016 Love you too, Boo 💘 No homo tho....

[@emaleighschultz4828]

Michael_Liddle yup

[@schooldeskink.8482]

I did give that squirrel a seizure when I used self defense

[@anonymoususer4371]

Excactly what I thought

[@michellebeaulieu8118]

I've never had any problems with flashing lights or epilepsy before but the flashing in that commercial was VERY disorienting. I imagine something flashing super bright and fast would stun anyone for a second. Geez

[@Axis.Mundis.]

The poop golf doesn’t show anyone that misses. When you miss and it goes out of reach do you get up to get it?

[@awesomecoolness8926]

Feet

[@JeoPumpkin]

@@awesomecoolness8926 you are sitting. Presumably

[@awesomecoolness8926]

@@JeoPumpkin Y E S

[@say_woo]

@@NoMercyRC but you're shitting

[@TheJohn327]

@@say_woo still

[@alana1835]

He forgot the most important part! The black and white “my life is awful” ‘before’ segment!

[@befent9056]

LaurForLife Exclusive oz?xz-2

[@dragonaise2417]

"Peace is just a scream away"

[@impii9088]

dragonaise hi Jungkook

[@dragonaise2417]

ScribblyFox hi there

[@jiya1341]

watch the armies take over this comment..

[@dragonaise2417]

Jiya Patel yes. They're literally everywhere lol

[@starsandshit5435]

army

[@laustinspacemusic]

15:39 I want my dog scared every time I use my hairspray

[@shleepy...]

Smooth plastic? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it is.

[@Agmolly]

Queen Bean OH MY GOD he’s THAT GUY! I knew he was from Vine but I didn’t know what one. I’ve been bingeing his videos for the last three days so thanks for your service lol😆

[@jaebby9695]

MargaritaMolly he most certainly is NOT that guy. That guy is drew gooden(also a KZbinr). But danny did have a very popular vine account, he just didn't make that vine(:

[@midnight4332]

Your profile pic scared the shit out of me 😂

[@ashar1122]

no shit sherlock

[@ronin9043]

@@Agmolly he isn't that guy he is another vine guy. That other guy is drew gooden

[@griselacosta598]

BRO I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SALIVA when the commercial told us to walk down the stairs they're like OUR kids are CRAAZY but not THAT CRAZ

[@lilyws2133]

Why does this comment only have 4 likes?

[@griselacosta598]

@@lilyws2133 maybe only people that choked on their saliva too liked my comment :( everyone else cant relate

[@lilyws2133]

Probably

[@Anon3433]

Hi, I'm Lex Luthor and I'm CRAA-AA-ZZY!

[@lilyws2133]

That’s better now it has 147 likes

[@starrymarch]

I love how the carpet sliders will make walking down the stairs 99% more dangerous. Truly revolutionary.

[@tiannatianna3300]

I checked on my water lmao

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Idk why but rewatching old Danny vids is like a comforting way to kill time for me... I should doing something more productive. *stares into a mirror as Danny's voice echoes into oblivion*

[@trovellcornell9196]

And THAT OUTRO SOUND 🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@ieatleadpaintchips]

This is so true for so many youtubers

[@gamingcentric8251]

It is, however I will say when the wheels on the bus at the end of his old videos starts generally three octaves louder than the video itself, it’s quite jarring lol

[@busfather]

@@gamingcentric8251 why does it happen ? did he add those in on purpose

[@gamingcentric8251]

@@busfather the song he used to play (I think it was a sandman remix) got copyright claimed on a large portion of his videos, and he replaced the ending music with what it currently is now, which ended up having him make his own custom ending music

[@laurendoyle4522]

My mom actually got me and my brother a my spy birdhouse when I was 12. The only nest that was made in there was a wasp's nest, though, and we couldn't go onto the back deck for 3 months because the wasps would come after us.

[@thisaccountisprettymuchdea4021]

Lauren Doyle sad.

[@errorcode2k]

Lauren Doyle I got one too, but frogs would always chill in there.

[@floodlime8620]

Lucky!

[@babydaybisomlop7834]

Lauren Doyle the same thing happened to me but I put tape over all of the holes and slowly watched it suffocate and die and its body is still there and I don’t feel bad, it was fun

[@breadcorgi8868]

Baby daybis Omlop i think you're a psychopath

[@heyitsmejm4792]

home owner: *flashes strobe light onto a burglar* burglar: "hey, i can do that too!" *fires gun in full auto*

[@joshuafallgren8498]

Merida fuck yeah

[@asunflower7993]

Yea

[@mexicanhelljumper8614]

No FuLl AuTo In BuIlDiNg

[@ramen2716]

@@mexicanhelljumper8614 dang it, u said it before me😔

[@adityarasendriya5138]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@YvonneGallagher-g1t]

7:46 Hilarious watching this back knowing Danny is now in fact a dad himself

[@matilly23]

I have learned so many things in this video. Most importantly boiling water is the number one place where crap gets lost. 4:01

[@oceanic4682]

I HAVE A SIAMESE CAT TOOOOOOO

[@narwalappreciationassociat2905]

Right next to my hair

[@laurenfrat]

Mateahtheunicorn I found all my missing socks in my boiling water😂

[@kyrajohnson8341]

Well we used to have a phone hookup for a landline in the kitchen by the stove and we lost 2 phones because they both fell in boiling water with spaghetti noodles.

[@bripickled9429]

Danny sounds like he's trying to scream but his mom's downstairs and she already told him to be quiet

[@jinalik.8232]

“Death, despair, I can see everythi-“ “It comes with an atTACHABLE TWO WAY MIRROR!”

[@NoahSchneider-u7s]

"If I was a dad I would get these" aged wonderfully

[@apricoticpeaches]

The only flashlight self defense mode I know is the good old fashioned, heavy ass flash lights security guards used to get so they could beat the crap out of thieves with it.

[@natiliebrock8056]

True that, strobe lights are pretty good too.

[@randomdude6376]

@@natiliebrock8056 Especially if the thief is epileptic

[@natiliebrock8056]

Dapper :l yep

[@no_peace]

Those tactical lights have sharp teeth on the edge so if you hit someone (yourself) with it, they'll (you'll) bleed a lot

[@yomama9598-i8w]

uvgju

[@masonfs08]

Not even gonna lie. My grandparents had one of those I spy bird house things. And it goddamn worked. There was a mother robin with an entire nest with chicks in it. No joke.

[@mr.chokesondik6538]

Ngl I want one, birds r adorable

[@atlanticmapping4089]

self-defense mode does work! I used it on my brother, and now he's shaking on the floor.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Can I borrow it? I've been trying to get rid of my brother for 13 years.

[@rtc_twisted7952]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner same!

[@trevorstechcorner8361]

Glglglgljlhglglg **pisses**

[@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel]

K.

[@yourlocaldonut5247]

@@trevorstechcorner8361 ummm?

[@themanofsticks2262]

"If I was a dad, I would definitely get this" Danny. You better get these now.

[@grassoscope]

Danny also needs to practice his putting

[@k888y]

he bought them 5 years ago and did a video on them!

[@broimagine2794]

4:49 “Camping”, You can see the fence from his own backyard lmao XD

[@DeanL6_]

I thought I forgot how to read for a second

[@gachac3708]

Lol

[@zoosmell_egbert]

Some people camp in their backyard

[@leovaldez7991]

Oh, thank god, I thought I was the only one who makes pasta in pitch dark

[@leonie8207]

I like your username🤣😍

[@annylucia9658]

LEO

[@skeletonparty4625]

Ikr me too

[@kiwikaido]

Omg same 😍

[@ernestinerowland7580]

Oml I love THOO (The Heroes of Olympus)

[@macoy3943]

Your husband is spending hours Potty Putting What do you do: 1. Pee in his mouth 2. *DIVORCE*

[@rachelfara4150]

Baron Zemo Returns underrated comment

[@frosty_teacup]

3. *SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF*

[@sophiasgp7487]

Baron Zemo Returns I’m dead! 😂

[@bethy2407]

Baron Zemo Returns I love u 😂

[@liltoaster2128]

Obvs 1

[@rawrz0mbi3]

“if i was a dad i would get these” DANNYYYYYY TIME TO GET THEMMMMM DO IT NOW. DO IT

[@netmeister7941]

He already did.

[@tomgrist1742]

The flashlight is supposed to stop those pesky epileptics from robbing you

[@bell9831]

xD

[@Ash-nd9hb]

I'm a bit epileptic so this will be my downfall if I want to rob someone

[@jqstxnn5808]

But if the user of the flashlight has epilepsy too, the user will probably drop the flashlight

[@gaggirldumbass320]

I LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG

[@annelisejr]

I actually want to buy that potty putter as a gag gift for my dad lol

[@ehmurson]

Annelise omg me too. Also can you help me tell Danny to do oevo

[@raf784]

im gonna buy me 10

[@nolan6700]

Annelise Jr hey, stop commenting on bigger channels to get subs

[@nolan6700]

Ella Delidow shut your sensitive ass up, accept it, she comments on Danny’s videos for the subs and likes

[@zacaria.w]

SomeBodyNamedNolan Is Here she doesn't need Danny for subs. She has her boyfriend Joe. Bye

[@wooler9066]

False advertising I tried using self defence mode and I got stabbed in the gut and robbed

[@jdhduuzux]

Lol

[@blahblahblah5098]

But its ok, because with the tactical flashlight, you can look really cool while being stabbed and robbed!

[@rossthebossoradriana]

If you got stabbed in the gut, how are you alive typing a comment?

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@@rossthebossoradriana Plot armor

[@psychedelicella3706]

@@rossthebossoradriana who said the victim was typing

[@Strawberysprinklezs]

IN 2023 AND I WAS LIKE “these ads seem very 2000s” THEN I REALIZED THIS WAS 5 YRS AGO BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY STILL SEEM SO MUCH OLDER THAN 2018ISH😭

[@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters]

Man: *starts first sentence* Danny: *already going after him*