DnD Player ANGRILY Wipes Poop All Over DM's Bathroom | r/rpghorrorstories

[@raptoress6131]

First OP and the friends deserve all the respect for cleaning up together. 😭 I feel ill just hearing the story. They should've called the cops, that's got to be a crime.

[@brianvance1178]

Story 1: I’d have pressed charges for vandalism on Wizard’s ass

[@itsyaboiChubbs]

Please tell me that this was an accidental pun

[@brianvance1178]

@@itsyaboiChubbs I guess it kind of is an accidental pun, I didn’t mean it to be literal, but it’s still funny now that you say it

[@swallowed103]

I worked as a Walmart janitor... nothing can phase me anymore. But i think finding something like that in my own house.... i would have snapped...

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

As a former fast food employee this first story doesn't even phase me

[@dwaynejackson551]

And that is a little sad to be honest.

[@BlackRainRising]

right there with you, I worked at a truck stop and currently work at walmart... both locations they would, and still do, smear shit on the walls for no reason, makes me glad I work outside

[@diego2112gaming]

As former Fast Food myself, I can 100% confirm. Poop messages were like, Tuesday.

[@petergentile9132]

Your not kidding brother.

[@travisbishop782]

As a janitor, this would have just been a Tuesday for me.

[@yarraidalg]

the audacity of Thatguy from story 1 to call OP a shitty friend when he himself is a shitty human - literally

[@MusMasi]

lol

[@LiteraryDM]

"Because the Wizard class is based on LotR wizards." There is so much incorrect about that players statement.

[@phillipsigler3446]

Aren't DnD wizards based off the works of Jack Vance?

[@LiteraryDM]

@@phillipsigler3446 Yup! Then there's the fact that LotR wizards are closer to angel's than anything. So yeah there's just a lot incorrect about that statement.

[@wargriz8213]

If they were, Wizards would have like 2 9th level spell slots a day and be proficient in martial weapons.

[@starbird3939]

Gandalf is more of a divine soul sorceror

[@wolfherojohnson2766]

He’s a palabard

[@seto_kaiba_]

The last DM was CLEARLY on a power trip. No way I could play with someone like this for even a session without getting into it with him.

[@MusMasi]

The wizard class is not based off of LOTR's and Gandalf, Gandalf is a f**king Maia, almost the same as a Demi God to begin with.

[@Wraithspartan]

Furthermore, Gandalf becoming a White Wizard wasn't automatic because he died; it was a special event just for him that one time.

[@MusMasi]

Also shouldn't they have called the police as that is a serious form of vandalism? That guy is disgusting, and they should of posted what he did all over social media so everyone can see what he did and he can face the consequences, that scat dude is a psycho.

[@AtlasRathbane4346]

He had tears in his eyes 😂 he's a beta lol😂😂😂

[@Thagomizer]

​@@AtlasRathbane4346I hope you're being sarcastic.

[@Derginator]

@@AtlasRathbane4346using emojis with tears? Beta cuck

[@WinteryNeighborhoodWinterspell]

Yehawlock here, don't worry Doge, I'm doing great! Lost Mines was fun, and we are back in our regular campaign again, as of last night. I'm so glad you read my story, your videos always cheer up my day! I'm bragging to all my friends now about being in your video😇keep being awesome my dude!

[@Karajorma]

Glad to hear you're still playing.

[@WinteryNeighborhoodWinterspell]

Of course! Dnd is amazing! I love making wonderful and unique characters!

[@yaboismiley5594]

I'm pretty sure the first story is grounds for criminal charges.

[@zacharysieg2305]

*reads title …in-game, right? ………IN-GAME, RIGHT?!!

[@cgathunder2]

Bro went full Amber Heard. Never go full Amber Heard.

[@Poudlinette]

That picture is so cursed

[@WTFisTingispingis]

The pooping bandit has struck again.

[@Xylarxcode]

The player from that last story would have a seizure at my current table. We have a player there that takes ages on ALL of his turns. It's not that he doesn't start prepping his moves ahead of time, it's more that his prep takes him so long that even starting to plan it ahead of time is not enough time to make up his mind. He's incredibly indecisive and wants to look at things from every angle, so he can determine the best possible outcome. His friends don't seem to mind, though. They've gotten accustomed to the fact that when it gets to him, the game will slow down until his decision finally comes and they usually just grab their phones and start browsing until that time. Pretty odd and not the most fun to DM for, but it seems to work for them, so I don't mind it too much.

[@starbird3939]

One game I played summon woodland creatures and despite prepping all of this-it still took awhile. 8 bloodhawks with packs tactics, one getting a nat 20, and rolling all the damage.

[@Xylarxcode]

@@starbird3939 Yea, anything that summons a whole heap of creatures at once is a pain to get through, lol. I once made a basement encounter that was a spin off idea of the generic 'fight rats in the basement' encounter, where it was just that, except the rats replicated every time they died to the wrong kind of damage. Obviously, the players didn't know that last part, so before they knew it, what started as 3 rats pretty quickly spiraled into 30+ rats. Once they figured out the gimmick it went fast, but attacking with so many creatures one by one is not fun and I learned a good lesson that day, lol. The players didn't really care much for it either, so it was definitely a bit of a flop idea. I try not to moan when a druid summons a crapton of low CR animals to distract/harass enemies, but it can quickly ramp up into a big sucking up of time. Even with good prep, that's a considerable time investment that most players won't really care for. But hey, every once in a while, why not have some fun and see how it works out, right?

[@DianaTaffie]

Hey, this is literally me.

[@vortega472]

So sweet, Nipsy and Alice - a baby house panther and a mini tiger - so purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect. I regret nothing. Sounds like these three stories were particularly frustrating. I feel sorry for the OP's in all the stories.

[@thephantomwolf1002]

The first story sounds like (quite literally) THE crappiest D&D session ever

[@starbird3939]

Story 1 Not only would the cops be called on this asshole, but i would also photograph his evidence and put him in social media blast. You wanna act like an asshole, well guess what? You’ll be treated like one

[@MusMasi]

he literally acted like an asshole.

[@ultimativerHexer]

First Story: They shouldn't have cleaned the bathroom. Instead they should have called the police. The bathroom was more or less a crime scene and all the discustingness was evidence. Best case: The wizard is forced to get therapy, which he clearly needed, and the DM gets some kind of compensation.

[@sagekoh3158]

You have to give me some of your magic kitty dad energy. You seem to handle multiple cats well, and I'm needing the vibes to try helping local homeless kitties through the winter in an unused part of my porch 😅

[@CaptainRellius]

Reminds me when i was a maintenance man and this one time someone legit brownploded on all four walls, the floor and even somehow specks on the ceiling. Needless to say i pawned that problem off on someone else.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Damn son, DnD Night turned into Call of Doody!

[@Cornfiglep]

Something about that fast math story feels like we're only getting one side of a story.

[@mikec1222]

DMs should always love being debated or argued with.

[@MrJuggernaut2828]

Hope you are doing ok today big dawg. Thank you again.for another fantastic video.

[@CaseyWilkesmusic]

Re: tentacle arm. That sounds dope! Especially if it’s mostly flavor and doesn’t effect your mechanics!

[@WinteryNeighborhoodWinterspell]

I had a guy do this at my work. I dubbed him "Poopcaso"

[@Svartalf14]

Honestly, I've tested your channel, the drake's lair, and critcrab for horror stories, you're my fav

[@napkinpope5352]

I could see the other side of the story coming out for the DM vs player story that ran something like: “I recently was DM for a couple of guys that I didn’t know very well. I met them because their dad knew mine. I thought I had plenty of experience being a DM, but these guys apparently had way more. That’s ok; I just asked them to lend me their wisdom, but that was a mistake. Pretty soon, all I’m getting is pushback from these DM “experts” and comments about how I’m running the game wrong. I try to give some fun flavor like a crit fail of eldritch blast giving the player a tentacle arm, but that was quickly rejected. They started accusing me of railroading, but when I tried new or unique things, they were rejected, so yeah, it ended up railroading because it was the only way I could move them through the game. I quickly grew to resent them, and I admit that I grew vindictive and took it out on their characters, which of course made them mad and even more resistant. I know I shouldn’t have, but I got so frustrated and angry with them that I couldn’t even call one of them by name. I know I asked for their wisdom, but I just meant advice, not telling me the way they would DM and then expecting me to do exactly that. If they wanted to run the game so bad, they should have just been the DM themselves. If they thought I ran it so wrong, why not just leave? Luckily, within a few months it all fell apart and I don’t have to deal with them anymore. I know I was at fault for taking my frustrations out on their characters, but in the future, I think I’m only going to run games for people that I know well and definitely not for former DMs.” Not saying that’s what happened of course, but am saying that it would be interesting to hear the other side to see what the DM’s mindset was. Maybe it was actually just a misunderstanding, or maybe the DM is just a jerk. 🤷‍♂️

[@SoraPierce]

That dude was clearly trying to cast rune magic to get back at his dm but was too drunk to realize he wasn't using his magic focus so it remained normal shit.

[@orchidofkhalida]

THE THUMBNAIL WHEN I WAS EATING….

[@ethanlupo1319]

I like the witch hat but I do miss the crown. The royal doggo on the throne was fun to hear stories from.

[@FateWeaverGM]

id sue and remodel my bathroom. Drunk is no excuse.

[@DisneyChar]

Im calling the cops, and taking lots of photos to post with explanation and police report anytime this guy crosses my path

[@TigerW0lf]

This guy could be arrested for vandalism

[@aquicandaquak822]

Thought i recognized this one. I did not. Why has this happened more than once?

[@myevilplans]

Amazing how he can squeeze one out on command to use as a crayon, especially drunk...

[@MusMasi]

sounds like more than one, he was probably sitting there plotting it the whole time, He got off so lightly but sounds like the guy will have 0 friends and these people were the nicest he could of had.

[@matthewb5364]

An incident big as in Story 1 is a biohazard. They should have hired professionals and sued Wizard for it.

[@Floweramon]

7:45 You could say that Wizard got a bit... shit-faced :D

[@katherinedonovan974]

I feel grossed out from the poop story, I think I need a shower after that.

[@Snowfox572]

I don't wanna know where the thumbnail art came from.

[@broke_af_games9661]

Instant idiot: just add alcohol.

[@Flashlight237]

Now how childish must someone be to go "DM killed my wizard? I'm gonna go make poopies on the wall!" Yes, I intentionally wrote that as childish as possible.

[@fred_derf]

The damage calculation for the fall is easy... max falling damage 20d6, average 70 points. How many max hit points did the Wizard have?

[@DunantheDefender]

I actually kinda like that tentacle hand thing

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - The Bathroom Scene 😆💩😆

[@sasha1mama]

Wizard? Nah, man - scuzzard. Possibly Walmartian.

[@Shoyro]

PSA for all viewers. So we can help Doge and other channels you follow, KZbin changed things where you also need to hit the notification IMMEDIATELY when posted to the new videos. KZbin is now counting how long it takes people to head to the video for the notification when it goes out.

[@mariusien5366]

That cat didn't mjau:D

[@dwaynejackson551]

First story I would have asked to come back as a forsaken, I believe it is called.

[@michaelpomato45]

Wonderful Poocaso

[@informitas0117]

Second story, i feel we have either an unreliable narrator, a non-native English writer (I am too), very young/old OP, some delusion of grandeur, or something else fishy about this story, and I don't know why. It just reads very weird and off.

[@CallMeKes]

Yay! Doge time!

[@vegetin01]

Next time I play I’m going to make a shit-wizard.😭

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

I read that poop story, oh my 💀

[@ChazMcRich1]

Sometimes I see a thumbnail and think about unsubscribing; but then I remember that I’ve been subbed since the beginning and love the doge. Guess I’m sticking around lolol

[@zanderford4179]

I don't usually comment but I truly hate this videos thumbnail you ain't have to do us like this broooo 😔 Love ur vids

[@deepseastonecore3017]

Micro machine man bard or lawyer Warlock

[@oldmanshinji9662]

The thumbnail, wth man, people think im wierd now ;(

[@talkingwithadam812]

What a title

[@SnaxTheSnaxolotl]

Hiiii nipsy and alice

[@CooperAATE]

That last story seems... off. Can't put my finger on why tho

[@schwarzerritter5724]

You could understand having a secret houserule that a natural 1 on an attack roll means hitting an ally?

[@fred_derf]

That unfairly punishes Fighters and other melee / ranged fighters.

[@Daman3tm]

I really really hope that first story is fake

[@SnaxTheSnaxolotl]

Heyooooo

[@CooperAATE]

Oh hey! 1st