The Ultimate Commentary Video (w/ Kurtis Conner and Danny Gonzalez)

[@pascal9394]

I love how they all comment on how “christ me dance”, “dad me dance”, and “mom me dance” make no sense but then no one says anything about how it apparently actually stands for “cancer me dance”

[@cjmyoyo]

Pascal I was trying to figure out what it stands for. But yeah cancer me dance makes the most sense.

[@rebecamartinez1053]

I have no idea what's going on wut

[@csengelajos]

Isn't it like.. Actually.. "see"..?

[@pascal9394]

Lajos Csenge yeah but I thought it was probably like a double meaning, like you pronounce it as “see” but it also stands for cancer or smth, just seemed the most likely to me since the mc has cancer and it seemed like they were trying to be clever lol

[@lotus-sc3wh]

I honestly thought it was like C (see) me dance...

[@13thRebellion]

When Drew and Danny hug each other during the christian trailer and Kurtis gets left out... I felt that

[@FallenDivaLabRat]

We Are Two Different People and Kurtis

[@MeandMonkeyLP]

Im literally Curtis without the Sadboi style/looks :(

[@entername1665]

Thing *the Bible* Thing #2 *that says the bibble* Thing *YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE LORD*

[@luxuscarnage4828]

They fought over him in another video so it evens out a bit.

[@catsplat1272]

4:06

[@birdsrneat]

When she asked him, "cloth or disposable diapers?" I thought she had chronic diarrhea.

[@sm3llyb3cky52]

Boogie Booty lol 😂

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

Viruses. Viruses that can cause diarrhea include Norwalk virus, cytomegalovirus and viral hepatitis. Bacteria and parasites. Contaminated food or water can transmit bacteria and parasites to your body. Common bacterial causes of diarrhea include campylobacter, salmonella, shigella and Escherichia coli. Medications. Many medications, such as antibiotics, can cause diarrhea. Lactose intolerance. Lactose is a sugar found in milk and other dairy products. People who have difficulty digesting lactose have diarrhea after eating dairy products. Fructose. Fructose, a sugar found naturally in fruits and honey and added as a sweetener to some beverages, can cause diarrhea in people who have trouble digesting it. Surgery. Some people have diarrhea after undergoing abdominal surgery or gallbladder removal surgery. Other digestive disorders.

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

@@luthermorrisjr1657 ok 😻

[@Chloe-mj1rx]

If I'm poopin I'm loopin -From a DJ with chronic diarrhea

[@elzikon5631]

That girl also played Lexi on Ant Farm lmao

[@DiscipleGames]

The funniest thing about this movie is the 6'1" thing... not only is that a totally normal height (every high school basketball team I've seen will have several taller Tall Girls, and college even more so), but AVA MICHELLE IS 6 FOOT 2 INCHES TALL. They made a movie about a girl so "absurdly tall" that it affects every aspect of her life, got a realistically tall actress to play the lead, and said "No, that's too tall for Tall Girl"

[@placeholderdoe]

I’m pretty sure all tall girl did was make people feel uncomfortable about their height

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

@@placeholderdoe I don't even think it made people insecure, just uncomfortable like you said.

[@calowenby1654]

That makes me think of the Antichrist Willem Dafoe penis story.

[@Kaido711]

It’s funny bc there is something to be said about how being perceived as tall or broad for a girl can manifest in insecurity, or have a negative stigma, but u really cheapen the potential for a good story by overstating and cartoonifying the issue lol. It’s like having a movie called “Scrawny Boy,” “Flat-Chested Girl” or “Curvy Boy” lmao.

[@blokvader8283]

​@@Kaido711Yeah, I'm the same height as the actress, and while definitely for men like me it's seen as desireable, but literally millions of people like and prefer tall women. Also, idk about you but Curvy Boy sounds hot af, I'd love that

[@PossiblyAlena]

Plot twist: the reason people always make fun of her is because she brings her own preschool sized furniture with her everywhere she goes and refuses to use normal tables and chairs. She also exclusively walks around on stilts, even if she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee she has to either put on the stills to walk to the bathroom or she just rolls.

[@booklovingpoet5942]

😂😂😂😂

[@sydneywebb5633]

I’m 13 and 5 10 and I can verify all y’all girls do this

[@kokomollyroseheart5999]

Syd I’m also 13 but I’m 4’11 ._.

[@portxr]

KokoMolly Roseheart no offense but nobody asked lol

[@stefcoll2972]

Literally all the characters were like 5’5 and under, made her look like a 3 story building moving through the hallway (yes, I watched the movie, yes it was very cringe)

[@teetheatersanonymous]

"Danny, I saw the trailer and knew you'd like it." *insert gay bee porn trailer* drew, what are you implying?

[@lucygannon5881]

moth man exactly

[@oldico5597]

I mean - Danny said he's the bi-expert.

[@tozmarauders4187]

@@oldico5597 bee-sexual

[@polarizeddisguise]

dannys the bee master

[@XXX-hc9cd]

Insert bee movie

[@sephin5539]

As a blonde, 6’1 female senior in high school, I will be suing Tall Girl for identity theft.

[@AnnMarcelino]

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

[@lydlydlyd4709]

Ana Marcelino you beat me to it

[@je7450]

How can you be a Tall Girl when your name is Little Man

[@yooseul__]

J E Tru you have a point

[@papyrusthegreat457]

But ur photo is brown hair...

[@halfwayhappy]

Drew’s hair:🌲 Kutris’s hair: 🍜 Danny’s hair: 🌊

[@lu-__-]

hehe kutris

[@rorzoi]

kutris 💞

[@halfwayhappy]

Sorry I use text to speech because of my dyslexia it must have misheard me

[@lu-__-]

@halfwayhappy no need to apologise haha i just found it funny because in my language "cutre" means "poorly done" so "cutris" sounds like an endearing way of saying that to someone

[@halfwayhappy]

@@lu-__- omg that’s funny. What language do you speak. Right now I’m learning Hungarian and Japanese

[@shannonhelgers6469]

New born baby: Me: So you're the new guy huh?

[@carlybarker6180]

nurse, holding up my newborn baby: he’s beautiful! me, crossing my arms and eying baby suspiciously: so you’re the new guy huh?

[@i95mgc]

i gave you 1k likes 🙈

[@innocentguy9639]

シ Sᴛᴀʀʀʏ Nɪɢʜᴛs シ you have 1000 accounts?

[@i95mgc]

Yo DaD yea 👀😳

[@dumbledorf5029]

@@i95mgc oh

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

Tall Girl should've been called Short Boy because that dude looked like a foot shorter than her. A man who's 5'1" is probably going to get made fun of more than a girl who's 6'1"

[@raimarulightning]

Exactly. That dude must get dunked on every day. Because he's short and plays poor defense.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

@@raimarulightning And because he's afraid of basketballs. It's a very interesting story

[@talic-os5899]

My dad is 5'3" and... He is fine, I don't think people really make fun of height? It is not as if people are not like "oh shit, you are so short" to him, but... It's fine. Honestly, tho, even the tall girl movie was more her feeling bad than people actually making fun of her xD

[@specialjuan]

They should've called it small tables

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

he's 5'7, he's like an inch under average and she's like 5 inches over it

[@krisdoesart9643]

I like how, on his own channel, Kurtis is like chaotic neutral, but when he's with these two he's just baby

[@KreeZafi]

It is ADORABLE

[@alex-fs9yt]

Ikr

[@Sophie_Ferris]

Kurtis is always baby :0

[@GRA5S]

Introverts when they're with their extrovert friends.

[@manboy4720]

he's the best baby.

[@numburger]

I love the thumbnail. Danny and Drew are both reacting appropriately to the weird content they're commentating on meanwhile Kurtis is just... sitting there staring blankly into the camera with a milktoast smile

[@iLuvEeyore]

this comment made me go back and look at the thumbnail of this video and it literally made me bust out laughing at Kurtis’ ears they look so goofy to me lmao

[@LaikasFriend]

obsessed with this comment, what does milktoast smile mean?

[@N0B1tches]

Milktoast is my favorite descriptor I’ve ever seen holy shit

[@numburger]

@@LaikasFriend Milktoast refers to something that's bland so I'm calling good ol Kurt boy's smile bland. It's just so neutral and unwavering

[@numburger]

@@N0B1tches Same, but it's been one of those words that once I learn it I try to wedge it into every sentence possible but the hype kinda disapates after a while. I need to bring it back into my vocab lmao

[@lertox00]

These boys: “we are not the same person” Also these boys: [talking in unison with no script]

[@invisibleghost3820]

They are all a singular hivemind

[@weirdlyghostly1814]

@@invisibleghost3820 mooo

[@weirdlyghostly1814]

moo

[@Me-jc1er]

super weirdo why moo?

[@weirdlyghostly1814]

@@Me-jc1er MOOO

[@sophiacruz3929]

girl: **dances** the devil: øögå bōôgä >:(

[@imaniblack5291]

The tall movie literally starts with FOUR people asking her “how’s the weather up there”

[@kaloncpu57]

Wow, can't believe how original that is

[@becomehuman3241]

Yeah. It's funny as our teacher made us watch it yesterday so when it popped up in the video so I was glad to see it get roasted.

[@brothermanbrenden1607]

It’s raining *spits on then*

[@aroy444]

@@brothermanbrenden1607 bo burnham

[@natstewgirl]

My biggest insecurity has always been my height, so this movie makes me massively uncomfortable. 🙁

[@shreddie222]

these guys are like.... the same person but they glitched at birth and just accidentally got reincarnated into three different bodies

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Confirmed: what happened

[@ollie.1564]

And the curly hair genes got a little missed up but otherwise same person

[@HeartsfromHarps]

@@ollie.1564yeah kurtis got most of them and danny got the rest.. drew got none

[@magu_weem9168]

sounds about right :)

[@meghapethari7288]

This video is just Kurtis trying to adapt to environment of his foster parents

[@filippa2081]

this comment is very accurate

[@runarigus]

His *what-*

[@AngelBehindHim]

foster? he sounds and looks exactly like drew 😭

[@capylost]

*dad

[@joeyg7520]

Parent*

[@aurorajenkins444]

as a “tall girl” i can confirm that yes, most people that call me are pretending to be a Swedish exchange student asking me to homecoming at all times of the year. and i fall for it every time.

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

Me too

[@ivyuniverse1469]

Omg same

[@tianna6933]

same :( im too tall.... 5 feet.....

[@mollyseidlitz6002]

Aurora Jenkins why a swedish exchange student though?

[@sleepykoinu]

Ha! When will you learn you're just the tall girl?

[@daniela-lq1xt]

as a 6'1" girl, I can confirm that MOST tables don't end at my knees

[@elisakuperus]

That's what a 6'1 girl would lie about to look normal 🤔🤔

[@willscharnagl6909]

face it you’re the tall girl

[@jordanwaynejansen7546]

Straight lies

[@katharina3149]

danny de la torre 😂😂😂

[@Blackkey034]

But u are gross.

[@soupytime4541]

10:58 I think they just gaslit Danny into loving bees

[@Couldntcomeupwahandle]

Yes lol

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Well, I got my "What's up Greg" and my "hey guy", but where's my extra greeting? :(

[@dragonbullets2763]

Well there where 2 greetings already , the what's up Greg and the hey guy . They are extra greetings

[@librasnaturalhabitat]

only one person greeted you, drew just tried to edit in someone else but they’re clearly controlled by one person

[@henriettuhh]

Nate Fliehman Death it is.

[@clarissabeatriz1019]

They're bullying Kurtis 😭

[@aurora2061]

omg i read dante's disco inferno in 7th grade it was so good. my favorite part was when dante met the devil in that ice thing and they had a disco party

[@anaidarodrigues8509]

My last three brain cells finally coming together to form an intelligent thought.

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

Anaida Rodrigues *two

[@grapejuiceguru]

And that thought... is gooby

[@Lthies20]

9:13 is the embodiement of this

[@ffletch]

Thanks for making me actually laugh out loud

[@maryloubisou]

But then they're just continuously imitating each other throughout 😂

[@eleniparapoura1706]

Umm Kurtis, where's our (extra) greeting? :(

[@itsdemi8105]

No earrape clap 0/5 stars

[@shiny5068]

It’s just for when we visit kurtistown, not for when he visits our house

[@cerebratt2752]

Tennis Steve beautifully said 🙏

[@saram9553]

technically his and danny’s were extra greeting

[@oliviageorge3008]

i love how the most replayed part was when kurtis and danny were trying to avoid the fact that they were "kissing"

[@Couldntcomeupwahandle]

Lol 😂

[@itzerinellen8402]

Time stamp?

[@UnicornButt-j2y]

18:00 ​@@itzerinellen8402

[@FeathersAnon]

​@itzerinellen8402 18:00 as far as I know .

[@yorpslorg8933]

The guy in tall girl asks her to homecoming but freaks out when she stands up. Did he ask a complete stranger in a library to homecoming? From the way the movie portrays it, everyone knows she is tall, so is he also completely new to the school? Huh?

[@ansruta8629]

Props to you for trying to make sense in the movie.

[@chugchug72]

I literally didn’t even realize this but the movie still doesn’t make sense like WHY IS BEING TALL FREAKISH?! When I was in middle school, being tall was the best thing in the world, it was so hot apparently.

[@user-gf3fc9qv2d]

@@chugchug72 Yes, being taller than all your friends is actually pretty awesome because you can taunt your friends even if they’re average height :)

[@Merpsicles]

@@chugchug72 It's because she's a girl. Guys are typically put off by girls that are their height or taller. It hasn't really been a big deal as of recent that I've heard of since they've been more accepting, but maybe this movie doesn't really understand that.

[@Juice-vn7ui]

@@Merpsicles My school had this girl in 5th grade who was taller than almost every teacher, and damn she flexed on us with her height

[@eden-wu3gl]

never noticed how many tattoos Kurtis had until he was sitting next to Drew and Danny's bare arms lmao

[@amandaf7214]

i TRUE OMGGG

[@missmadmagpie]

Their arms are nakey

[@cutleynurotic]

@@mayathedreamgirl1357 Same

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

@@cutleynurotic Thought I was the only one.

[@cutleynurotic]

@@mayathedreamgirl1357 I actually got that ad watching one of Kurtis's video xD

[@donnnnatell0]

they’re all the same person just in different fonts

[@Equa11ysurl]

_Danny_ *Danny* Danny

[@Subpar1224]

The important question is who is comic sans

[@Iron678Maiden]

subpar 1224 I think drew is comic sans

[@oikawaishot5604]

yes,tsukki is hot.

[@thesleepydot]

chloe thats the funniest way of putting it

[@tiffanybaby13]

When Drew said Kurtis was a Neil Breen fan, and then the affects in the trailer are exactly how Kurtis edits his videos, it all made sense

[@watakashe6072]

Kurtis is what happens when you're hanging out with a group of friends and your best friend leaves unexpectedly, so you're hanging out with two people who are already established soulmates

[@Kerrviii]

hey guys its me pretty on-the-spot :(

[@mylastaccountwassisterexpo5950]

:(((

[@officialcoleslaw6433]

Like when that one guy hangs with cody Ko and Noel Miller

[@mamafox6111]

hey guys its me OOF TRUE

[@comraderarity7281]

it feels like middle brother energy too

[@rubydarling7564]

They should make a parody of tall girl called "short kings"

[@heliodorable4612]

and get cody ko and noel miller for it

[@StarboyJuno]

Short boi

[@Kyoung-Ji]

That’s already a song

[@gr4ys0n]

“ Tiny Man “ - Starring Frank Ireo ( sorry my emo is showing )

[@gr4ys0n]

Ragnarok Loki is Best Loki WAIT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

[@bauerroberts5873]

You’ve heard of tall girl. Now get ready for short boy. The story of a boy who can’t get a date for homecoming becauseeeeee.................he’s short and no one wants to date him. Until he meets a transfer student from France. And she’s equally short.

[@totagarboua8540]

Bauer Roberts naaaah she Filipino

[@bauerroberts5873]

Tota Garboua oh yeah definitely

[@capylost]

but then he ends up dsting his really tall best friend bc he likes him and is awfully stalkerish and possessive 😻

[@Scholarlyscum]

If you see the end of the movie it’s kind of about a short boy

[@greg4275]

And his height? 5 ft 8

[@GhostxSara]

In German "Tall Girl" is called "Wie Jodi über sich hinauswuchs", which literally translates to "how Jodi outgrew herself"

[@brunacandida4232]

The Brazilian title is like "high standard crush". It work in our language

[@_Kuma_]

I know this is a super old comment, but see - this would actually be a decent title! The movie still sucks, but it’s a clever name.

[@crafter6862]

@@brunacandida4232That works better than Tall Girl as a title. Works with insecurities and all.

[@bituinl]

2 years ago but honestly that name title sounds amazing ngl

[@jedimanx2329]

The devil really out here speaking minecraft enchantment table.

[@choerry1712]

Everybody gangsta till the devil starts speaking enchantment table

[@mollyj6286]

Do your part to get this comment to 666 likes - almost there!

[@iinraged2258]

Everyone chill until Satan starts singing Jack Stauber’s lyrics

[@peekarae]

Axel Kai oH SHIT-

[@hannahtimmons4097]

Aye is that the picture from super monkey ball on a snowboard?

[@sherlynmartinez6136]

I love how they’re three slightly different versions of the same person

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Drew is default, danny is the seventh grade edition and Kurtis is the stoner edition

[@jessepinkman9027]

your creepy emo cousin omg yes

[@CNowProductions]

Danny, Danny, and Kurtis

[@lazzy-bones]

different fonts if you will

[@pinkdoesstuff]

Mm This the remix

[@caromelette]

kurtis looks like a fresh faced baby boy with his parents and i'm here for it

[@saw_kon]

fr tho we're all here for it

[@brittanyr9471]

Now I feel awkward for thinking he's attractive

[@breadf5399]

but wait if kurtis and danny were kissing while danny was away for 3 hours...

[@saw_kon]

@@breadf5399 sweet home Alabama

[@breadf5399]

@@saw_kon 👀

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

Drew: *Plays the trailer for a gay porn movie for Danny* Drew: Oh yeah, I think I know my friends :)

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Why does the devil look like a he’s had several reconstructive facial surgeries and has several scheduled for next month?

[@RozyPoyo]

Well, you have to find a way to disguise the horns

[@chaoticevil1578]

I'm laughing so hard I think I got abs

[@crystalalumina]

What do you know about hell?!

[@Littlefa3]

He has to make himself look like a dove

[@whatab1613]

DisappointingPorn he kinda reminds me of the “you like making a deal with the devil?” Guy😳

[@INVINCIBLE840]

so no extra greeting? *throws the phone and breaks skateboard*

[@nuggetbucket1864]

HAHAHA

[@mehnbleh5716]

Your pfp is amazing also teehee

[@saltylemon8203]

Love the pfp

[@thomasschroeder98]

Nice pfp

[@lead_tv]

I cant tell what your pfp is

[@laxadaisical]

They look like the freaking powerpuff girls

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Kurtis is an obvious Buttercup.

[@kat0ray]

They fit their colors too

[@sitiaqmarinazahrah3023]

Omg

[@nealaxr2000]

some one needs to draw this!

[@cara_carambola]

Holy shit

[@kiralonely]

5:23 everytime they punch, when they join each other, it's in sync, their friendship is so strong they PUNCH AT AIR IN SYNC

[@Couldntcomeupwahandle]

It’s so cool!

[@_atessa]

I love how their friendship is basically saying the end of each other's sentences at the same time

[@joejoetuber574]

2k likes and no comments???

[@Name-tn1zg]

IKR

[@_atessa]

wtf

[@gloglee7463]

you know what they say, "true friends always finish each other's sneezes"

[@ezzier2820]

You love everything

[@amberc6403]

kurtis conner in his own videos: BAD BOY kurtis conner in danny and drew’s videos; BABY BOY

[@cloudbasedbear]

he's such an innocent bean here

[@pissapocalypse]

It's so cute when he's just kind of sitting there and giggling at the other guys' jokes

[@phoenixc8328]

kurtis is always baby boy

[@imacupcake]

sorry to say this but kurtis radiates big third wheel energy

[@phoenixc8328]

@@imacupcake but he doesnt

[@TheVorran]

"Hey boss bad news, Goobie was a flop." "Oh hell, well how much did we make back?" "About 3.2" "3.2 million? Yeah that's only about half the budget we made back, damn." "Boss I don't know how to tell you this."

[@althealligator1467]

It's crazy when you realize only a few hundred people went to see this film.

[@mixall1640]

Underrated comment😂 but yeah that's sad

[@nicodellrandom1881]

@@althealligator1467 explain

[@althealligator1467]

@@nicodellrandom1881 It only made 3000 dollars at the box office. The average movie ticket would have been like 8 bucks, so not even 500 people went to see this film. And it had a budget of 6 000 000 bucks.

[@subekennedy9554]

@@althealligator1467 your a smartie pants, Al🙂

[@kenthefele113]

That “C Me Dance” trailer got me off guard. Holy shit, that’s hilarious. When the Dad said she pissed off the Devil I didn’t think he meant it literally.

[@lucasbrunoz]

The three of them are 25 years old but somehow they all look different ages

[@pinkyfruitasmr]

LucasArg Danny looks eighteen, Danny looks 25, and Danny looks 32

[@carolanne2168]

Naija Berry hahahahaha

[@lucasbrunoz]

@Mr Temporal I see what you did there

[@haleybell3292]

I think it’s a requirement for all guys in the youtube commentary community to simultaneously look like a 30 year old dad and 12 year old boy with the exception of noel and kurtis who perpetually look 16-18 years old.

[@kaylaren428]

That one on the right does not look 25

[@julietawapetona6954]

The only way I can distinguish in which channel I am is by looking who’s sitting on the middle

[@StarboyJuno]

Oh. My. Dionysus.

[@ohno7432]

Oh fr? What about the videos with just 2 of them

[@StarboyJuno]

@@ohno7432 you suffer

[@julietawapetona6954]

@@ohno7432 still the guy in the middle is the owner of the channel........ o_o *SUSPENSE MUSIC*

[@yuki97kira]

Yeah Danny is in the middle

[@chezburgore]

4:07 Kurtis: **attempts to wrap arms around Drew** Drew: **wraps arms around Danny** Kurtis: (REJECTED!)

[@plaguerat7015]

It’s ok kurtis id give you a hug

[@bonztubez]

I'd give Kurtis a hug:(

[@me-shhh]

All hugs for you kurtis ♡

[@Ivory540]

Lol

[@user-s3ts8my2x]

im gonna cry-

[@livilydiddily]

“what’s up greg” “what’s up greg” “hey greg” “that’s danny’s thing” “that’s my thing 😡”

[@colettecavazos7343]

So I did some research and in Cancer Me Dance she gets the power to magically convert anyone who she talks to and the movie ends with her going on the radio and converting all of America and immediately falling dead under the Christmas tree on Christmas

[@a1exneedsahamdleplease]

Wtf

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

w HA T

[@kaitouwu7179]

what do you know of hell?

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

what -christian

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

Wow that is weird. Is there any atheists character

[@StickItToTheMan120]

if you close your eyes, it sounds like they’re one person talking to themself

[@Kai-qv5yb]

holy shit you're right

[@angelbait5]

~this comment wins~

[@EvilKillerify]

They're all basically the same person

[@osmankoro1892]

@@Kai-qv5yb 677lu0opyp0phppy

[@g33xzi11a]

Aren’t they?

[@rickeydart3040]

I'm just gonna yell "What do you know of hell?!" whenever I'm losing an argument.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

“Because imma send you there if you don’t shut up”🤪

[@mammoneymelon]

@@matthewbartlett3442 how do you say the emoji

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Have you ever watched Simpsons? If so, do the Krusty the clown laugh. If not do a nasal, demented Goofy laugh, like from disney

[@ashikjaman1940]

Just make sure you always wear pale blue contacts

[@rhubarbdude3347]

@@Brg1_6 *_p l ě å !_*

[@pyramidhead6998]

That bee movie is actually part of a softcore gay pron series called "1313". So yeah, Drew actually picked out a (kinda) gay pron for Danny. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[@nudelsoppa832]

…. Why do you know this

[@jeanettelori1439]

@@nudelsoppa832 maybe he watches pay gorn idk

[@vortexastar193]

*This has gone too far Drew! Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Connor aren't real, they're all in you're head!*

[@kaemetanoia1643]

Vortexa Star let him play with his friends for now. he needs to cope since the accident.

[@artcoti]

@@kaemetanoia1643 this made me laugh thanks

[@diaragraham6694]

@@kaemetanoia1643 the accident *shakes head* 😭

[@tredaman4382]

vivian ingram he’s been likes everyday since Amanda week missing

[@TheDailyEgg]

This was a great collab

[@virgosun_]

kurtis and danny for the 3rd time: are you sure this is not gay porn? drew: ITS ABOUT BEES

[@vinnyart92]

the birds and the bees, perhaps?

[@thebramstoker9525]

there are no birds in gay porn. bees and bees in this fucking movie.

[@hyperf1sh161]

When you have to ask if something’s gay porn, it’s most likely gay porn 😆

[@bag.n]

What movie was that??

[@deonx262]

@@bag.n yeah tell me too. (asking for a friend)

[@trufflepuff3421]

The Christian dance movie should have been called the devils tango...I’m just saying

[@dudephillips]

“You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

[@boysrestroom]

that’s what i thought!

[@olive5260]

Or the Devil’s Disco ;)))

[@NatalieLovesxo]

That title should be saved for a better film

[@antuanlemon484]

This gives (some) Christian movies a bad rap

[@z0331_]

Drew tryna look at Danny and Kurtis both at the same time equally is hilarious

[@awizard9835]

They're so in sync it's almost scary I'm beginning to think they're _all_ the same person 😎

[@Me-jc1er]

alyssa We are three different people tour time!

[@RozyPoyo]

@@Me-jc1er and they have a guest star.

[@appleaffl1928]

@@RozyPoyo who looks like the same person as the other three people

[@suicidalpickle5283]

Conspiracy

[@thelocalwizard3268]

alyssa Danny, Danny 2, and Edgy Danny

[@PrincessPetch24]

I’m sorry, but where’s my extra greeting Kurtis?

[@dazedcitrine]

Oh this is Danny's channel

[@timdegraw1784]

Yeah, why the fuck did I subscribe? It got me nothing...

[@yuhgetintoit3190]

Werido Potatoe I'm subscribed to this one too, where the fuck is my EXTRA GREETING?!

[@ryanstout110]

I got you if your new here what’s up how’s it going how you doin how’s your day?.

[@landonvincent7974]

@@dazedcitrine Danny's channel looks an awful lot like Drew's 🤔

[@emmiegarvey7895]

i feel like drew and danny are the older brothers and kurtis is the youngest thats just happy to be invited

[@kaiylasab9767]

That offende me,

[@uselessbroadwayhuman6970]

Or drew and Danny are like the band kids and kurtis is like the cool kid just tryna be nice

[@avocado8137]

*Danny and Danny*

[@pretty948]

Juliette Palacio and Danny

[@jebbthecow184]

The twin older brothers

[@sewerdweller9479]

These three should start a podcast and the whole time the listeners will just be trying to figure out who is talking

[@libbie9175]

i still think that that Christian movie should have been called ‘Cancer Me A Dancer’

[@milenagebrezgabher7677]

broo this is so fucking funny ive been laughing my ass off about this for 10 minutes

[@abbywolffe4114]

I cannot _breathe_ that is hilarious You turned Cancer into a verb

[@jak7826]

As in, Cancer, me a dancer?

[@giochiavassa5721]

I want to like your comment but it has 666 likes

[@paisley7429]

Cancer, me a dancer! “No, that’s not how that…”

[@erloser6942]

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that the “experiment” in the trailer with the pregnant girl was Sinjin from Victorious?

[@funisfun9531]

I just noticed that! Woah!

[@kirstenlolling2388]

I was going to mention that, however you beat me to it

[@Noname-ut7sh]

Also the girl is paisley from ant farm

[@clairefazel8470]

@@Noname-ut7sh Paisley?

[@giulia__4523]

IKR

[@combust__]

I love how Kurtis looks at Danny and Drew with a "I love my big brothers :D" look on his face, it's so wholesome

[@willdrawforfood9317]

I wish they where related

[@hey_lavenderboy4208]

666 likes my guy

[@neetwithajob]

can’t wait for them to tour again.

[@Andy-gh5lt]

timestamp?

[@turnip4027]

@@Andy-gh5lt The whole video is the time stamp

[@Finn-bx7up]

The fact that they act everything out in sync is almost funnier than the actual jokes 💀

[@avaadore3362]

Kurtis= an introvert hanging out with a bunch of extroverts lol

[@morganc25]

Aren’t we all...

[@bridgetc5557]

😑

[@alex-tf7rl]

Me when I hang out with friends

[@nona7163]

@@morganc25 no

[@hamsterfan999]

Ahror an introvert is not somebody who doesn’t like talking/doesn’t talk much.. introverts just get tired w social interaction. If a person sucks at social interaction it isn’t bc they’re an introvert, it’s bc they suck at social interaction. - an outgoing introvert

[@annaliesecancilla894]

Danny: I don’t actually care about bees Danny a few moments later: where are the bees???

[@siri5784]

Why no comments lol

[@captaingeoffreyarcherbekke6172]

you mean drew

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Later? I hardly know her!

[@annaliesecancilla894]

@@obiwankenobi9141 hahaha omg for some reason this joke never fails with me 😆

[@broadex9080]

There wasps

[@Ghost-wy3iw]

Why didn’t they just call it dancing with the devil oof

[@Ryan-vi5mz]

Oh... my... GOD

[@sanchikaushal8651]

Ghost that would’ve been... PERFECT HOLY HECK

[@lygiabird6988]

Cuz they dum

[@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers]

*Devil me dance*

[@romaromasalad112]

i made it 667 likes. coincidence?

[@jessienash2735]

just wanted to say that 4 years later, i saw an actual Neil Breen movie preview at a local theater...literally couldn't believe my eyes.

[@livvylag]

WHAT omg

[@GiveMeABreak666]

Why does this one youtuber have so many voices, it's making my head hurt.

[@littleleah335]

Panda 😂😂

[@shiny5068]

Panda SHUT UP THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE OKAY?!?

[@daydreams7904]

Tennis Steve - no Pandas right. It’s the same person??

[@non-corporealentity67]

It’s MAGIC!!!!

[@AriaBytes]

Yea, it's very annoying

[@junipest9291]

Danny and Drew: **Makes inside joke from a video they made together** Kurtis: **Confused laughter**

[@franceswildgen1907]

What’s the time stamp?

[@taveryf7864]

Frances Wildgen yea ehrn

[@kel4211]

LackLuster time stamp?

[@kocourovina]

@@franceswildgen1907 15:42 probably

[@danielac.1277]

gotta gooby

[@momdoesasmr6891]

I just picture Cody Ko being a supportive dad supervising behind the camera.

[@mintyjo5372]

*grandpa

[@jasmine-eq3so]

i just pictured him behind the camera like the mom from mean girls

[@beafraid2951]

@@jasmine-eq3so yes

[@tngik_8625]

And noel cheers them one while holding the mic above them😂😂

[@morganc25]

What a beautiful image you have given me.....thank you

[@thatsabummerdude]

8:38 Pause and turn your brightness up

[@GA_131]

Holy shit, that is horrifying

[@taratih]

Dude who is that

[@myra4215]

Woah

[@salem-01]

Holy

[@namuraya]

@@taratih me.

[@WhatIsItAboutThem]

Idk why everyone points out Kurtis haha He is perfectly fine. Radiating his own energy. I honestly didn't see him as a 3rd wheel.

[@olivermoth]

yeah man i really don’t get it. they seem like a perfectly fine group of good friends that flow really well together. didn’t sense any awkwardness/tension or exclusion

[@emilyb.8219]

Because some people (especially kids) like to dramatize anything and everything. It's annoying.

[@sunder530]

For me it was because this was the first time I’d ever watched a vid with kurtis in it. Then I watched a few of his vids and I totally agree

[@bangyonggukisgod1773]

Same tbh

[@bug6235]

Spinelli yeah he seemed more comfortable in this video too

[@scratchedcds]

“Youre gonna have to edit out like three hours of us sitting on our phones and kissing- er, just sitting on our phones.”

[@catie5403]

I ship it

[@sofiiivvv]

no one show jenna marbles the tall girl film

[@maryhannah6115]

quinn leigh I laughed out loud

[@brendagarcia8167]

will u explain this to me lol

[@sofiiivvv]

Brenna Nunyabidness watch Jenna’s video ‘I wanna be tall’

[@darcey6392]

And Noel Miller, he's always wanted an Amazonian to love

[@jk8352]

Good

[@FanFicnic]

I’m so proud of these three. Watching them build their careers has been an absolute joy.

[@adriannamachik4678]

you all have the exact same tone of voice im scared

[@janerain13]

its the voice of mr millennial white man

[@kigaeres]

In the end they're all the same person.

[@emsim3081]

Dead

[@KhayJayArt]

@@janerain13 damn why you gotta do them like that? 😂

[@janerain13]

@@KhayJayArt i had to do it to em

[@tinystank]

I’m sorry, but I can’t help but notice that not only did I not get an extra greeting, I didn’t get a *F O L K S* either

[@jenniemeal]

F O L K S 👏

[@urmyspacegf]

I LIKE UR PFP

[@allisonflores9075]

I wish I could like this comment more than once.

[@basiliskgenesis]

he’s just nervous

[@alizaaa]

WE GOT 3 GREETINGS

[@sev5786]

I half-watched/half-listened while doing the dishes and I have no idea which one is talking. You're all the same human

[@whitenoise3447]

theyre the same person if you watch it too lol

[@timdegraw1784]

That's insane. They sound literally nothing alike. Drew is nasally, Kurtis speaks more slowly than the other two, and Danny sounds JUST like Danny Gonzalez (from KZbin).

[@mawrth8868]

Tim DeGraw i think danny sounds more like danny gonzalez (from vine)

[@melaniecarrillo8938]

Dude I’m also doing the dishes while watching this

[@Liam-Swann]

I cant do the dishes unless im watching something

[@loosegoosewithacaboose]

“neil breen for you, gay porn bee movie for you- i think i know my friends!”

[@caromelette]

can we please talk about how adorable kurtis is when he's just giggling at danny & drew's jokes

[@brandi5126]

I know. His laughter always makes my day.

[@marandaward1663]

For some reason, I read giggling as jiggling and was just bewildered

[@zain1132]

No.

[@mirandascoool]

I think kurtis is super cute 😍

[@caromelette]

Big Dawg that's fine you don't have to talk about it, i will

[@adammgolan]

Kurtis: *curly* Drew: *spiky* Danny: *swirly*

[@sunsetskye483]

Yes

[@Br-kc2jy]

Yes

[@justachannel6776]

Yes

[@keishuun3971]

Yes

[@yuri-cn8kl]

Yes

[@Ryan-vi5mz]

So Drew has reviewed Gooby... and Kurtis has reviewed the Neil Breen one... sooooooo...

[@SammmyLoth]

Ryan d’Costa yeah Danny get on it

[@mayathelegend8119]

Danny has to look at tall girl

[@cedarbeck8324]

i like where this is going

[@reginarodriguez1477]

Danny, where are the bees

[@copyrighted4382]

I love how this has 169 likes rn

[@elliel4736]

I love how one person will start making a joke and then the other two follow suit, but just a split second behind.

[@Vivi-mp9nn]

I love how instead everyone making their own jokes, one of them just tells a joke and then the others join in unison

[@canijust101]

when you make two perfect clones but they have a little bit of lag

[@colourslynn8380]

Because they are all the same person duh 🙄 😂

[@sweetlyjessi796]

c me dance was filmed at my highschool and I dont know how to feel about that fact edit: i could be wrong here, but im pretty sure thats it was. and since everyone's asking, let me explain. i didn't go to the school when it was being shot, but in the film you can see locations around my school- colors and all. and my highschool specifically is no stranger to being a movie set, namely, The Guest back in 2014 and more recently, disney's Stargirl. i can only assume shooting this film was similar to the other two. meaning, it was inconvenient and best and completely obtrusive and worst. we couldn't use hallways or in some cases entire buildings for days at a time. getting to classes on the other side of campus was a nightmare because of the sets all around the school. when it comes to any movie being filmed in a real-world operational location, especially a school, its just straight up annoying

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

Did you ask satan for an autograph?

[@lee2791]

na ooom asht’a t’e a?

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Oh, you mean "Dad Me Dance"?

[@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube]

The Charismatic Gamer 99 You must be mistaken, the C clearly stands for ‘Christ Me Dance’

[@alastorbutwithagun]

Who Am I? actually it stands for "mom me dance"

[@lynniew1353]

Drew and Kurtis: yeah yeah Danny loooves bees Danny: *qUeStIoNs EnTiRe ExIsTeNcE* do I love bees???!!!

[@thelazywatermelon8236]

*Surprised Pikachu face*

[@TwelveRats]

8:45 I can't wait until they make "Programmable Virtual Reality, the Crimson Version"

[@NyanCatzzz]

I love you

[@Theofania_]

I love yu

[@rot3318]

I can't believe the three most awkwardly funny people have come together to make a video.

[@squidsaj1302]

*person

[@bean17magic]

Now we just need Cody Ko and Noel

[@lilyvaknin7650]

“Danny likes bees” *confused Danny face* “Yeah every video he’s like wherez the bees?” *more confused Danny faces*

[@troy5094]

first reply

[@milkman7187]

@@troy5094 it’s been 7 months I don’t think there is any competition over first reply

[@troy5094]

@@milkman7187 my point is to let the original comment see how many likes she’s got

[@milkman7187]

@@troy5094 fair point I guess I didn’t think about it in that way

[@gloglee7463]

fourth reply

[@deercoded]

Kurtis’ humour feels so different without his crazy editing and it’s so funny in a completely different way Also I wish they’d done a full video about C Me Dance that looks like a riot

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

As well as 1313: Giant Killer Bees

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

Tony Mitchell yeah plea

[@fusakei1825]

Kurtis Conner and Leon Lush both have that editing style that feels like the editing is their body, like they’re making it happen in real life...Leon Lush breathes and you feel that breath, Kurtis Conner gets to a punchline and EARRAPE

[@AllietheFangirl1823]

7:50 “Congratulations! You have a healthy baby monkey :)”

[@teethcoat4274]

If they had just titled Tall Girl “Life’s too short” it would’ve been a 4/10 instead of a 2.5/10

[@pnky9196]

Big brain

[@phdieebs6725]

that's so genius I love that name

[@teethcoat4274]

@@phdieebs6725 ty :)

[@ih4tey0urm0m8]

I HAVE to agree with this one

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

i agree but it would be more like a 6/10 in my opinion

[@wee3609]

and people say that endgame was the most ambitious crossover in history

[@advantgardeboy2007]

grub what you love

[@early-may-sun]

How are the so many likes and no comments

[@johnlemon5227]

@@early-may-sun its cuz we don't have anything to reply, we all just agree

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Crossover? I hardly know her!

[@Couldntcomeupwahandle]

I don’t know, they collab a lot, like they’re friends. It’s not like a crazy crossover thing

[@crispykalechips]

The brother energy this trio has is delightful

[@canitdo2717]

imagine having someone who is basically you but only looks different, now imagine another one

[@kbitty]

They look different?? I thought they were identical triplets

[@quuenC]

This can't be a big crossover. There are only two people there!!!

[@solsolsolomon]

Guess you didn't go to their show then, eh?

[@quuenC]

@@solsolsolomon cant, I live in another country :'(

[@gwyngravitt7666]

“Neil Breen is an American independent filmmaker, character actor, architect, and real estate. His films have gathered a cult following for their poor acting, writing, and editing, and no-budget productions values.”

[@janeeyre1990]

It's not just that they're poorly made, though. It's that he always casts himself as the hero with superhuman knowledge, abilities, and powers who takes down the bad guys. The gap between how great he thinks he is and how shit his movies are is where the comedy lies.

[@gwyngravitt7666]

@@janeeyre1990 okay? i copied and pasted what happens when you type in his name on google. you’re talking about something completely different

[@Yawyna124]

@@janeeyre1990 ...The gap which is a result of the above factors, namely the poor acting, writing, editing, and production value.

[@janeeyre1990]

@@gwyngravitt7666 yes, and I responded to it. Did you not want people to respond?

[@gwyngravitt7666]

@@janeeyre1990 what are you talking about???

[@idklol1233-u7z]

the whole serpent disguised as a dove line when hes clearly satan has the same vibe as those serial killer documentaries where the guys mom is talking about how he seemed like a completely normal happy child and then it cuts to his third grade teacher talking about the time he disemboweled the class's pet hamster

[@luciapatterson5987]

“You’re gonna have to edit out like 3 hours of us just sitting on our phones and kissing and sitting on our phones”

[@tartaglogy]

WHEN--

[@luciapatterson5987]

Sanatae 18:00😔✋

[@LaurenTheorist]

And in the next video they are wiping their lips when he comes back. 😂

[@mariliagontijo1700]

@@choo-choo848 when they react to the Gooby movie :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/famvqHd-n66jasU