There Are Too Many Christmas Movies

[@charlieh4607]

firgst

[@charlieh4607]

DREW WHAT THE FUCK

[@lila-rb3tk]

damn he pinned that fast

[@spiderpile464]

charlie h 😕

[@anaiknadroj]

meanie

[@charlieh4607]

THIS WWAS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

The only thing these movies were missing was a CGI sprinkle fight

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I've been trying to look for CGI sprinkles in the supermarket so I can have my own sprinkle fight with no mess, but no luck so far.....

[@solarcowgirl]

TheEmbessyNetwork They’re in the dehydrated water section

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

@@solarcowgirl ah! Why didn't i check there first? Thanks!

[@theawkwarddolphin4752]

Hallmark Executives:Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN JOHN!

[@GhostW1thTheMost]

Missjoks.. haha get it because i miss it

[@connor3371]

This is how Drew pretends his Hallmark movie addiction isn't real.

[@skywrecker]

Hallmark man, not even once

[@hannahgutierrez7074]

Guys I’m gonna start a go fund me to raise money for rehab so Drew can get over his Hallmark addiction

[@phoradio1277]

Drew bust in through the door looking like Tyrone Biggums, "Is this the 5 o'clock free Hallmark giveaway"? 😆

[@pizzaboydelivery8978]

my mom is addicted to hallmark so yeah, the entire series is annoying and low budget. As you see, the characters fall in love because of the world's littlest things. And don't talk about the constant Christmas movie airing all year round.

[@phoradio1277]

@@pizzaboydelivery8978 so I take it you are a Festivas kinda guy🤔 😆😆😆

[@Lostinmyhead23]

“ A White Couple Standing in Front of a Christmas Tree” is coming to a local Hallmark near you

[@jannclaudebinoya]

Starring a cream colored labrador with a generic name

[@solarprogeny6736]

(Straight) couple

[@noahgarrett5195]

ishei as good as it gets

[@Weeniehutnurse]

Rei Max preferably

[@realbland]

Wait is that a line for the parody instead of 2 doves in a pear tree

[@Vandanjo]

HEY! I worked on Christmas Cupid’s Arrow! I was in charge of the extras, and even appeared in the movie several times. Honestly, I never even got to see it, but your review seems spot on. The whole movie takes on a different feel if you know that we shot it in June in Louisiana. So anytime we are wearing coats, we are actually slowly cooking to death.

[@nathanon7177]

Yooo is this for real? That's cool af

[@kathrynchildress1691]

What part of Louisiana

[@nastassjaminson5040]

what do you mean you never even got to see it lol you could watch it right now

[@rachelcookie321]

@@nastassjaminson5040 probably just meant they never got around to watching it because there was better movies they would rather watch.

[@Bee24K]

Yall this true i just looked it up.

[@Abco734]

I love that hallmark Christmas movie where the career woman falls in love with the small town guy.

[@jennamoore3169]

Yes that's my fave one

[@knobblesobble]

Personally I love the heterosexual white couple one

[@luisacampos3893]

@@knobblesobble oh the one where one of them is a single parent, i've watched it

[@zombies8finn200]

Ohhhh I know that one

[@jasonklingler9823]

I'm a big fan of the one with the big kiss at the end

[@darladelozier5545]

Christmas’s hottest movie is “My dad is Scrooge” This movie has everything

[@landoflogic107]

Darla Delozier I saw that on hulu but avoided it because it’s main cast consists of children, and yeah...

[@jh25514]

Wait, is this a reference to Stefon??

[@Poopybutt4444]

STEFON REFERENCE I LOVE IT

[@spelcheak]

My first reaction.

[@Ashely56]

I definitely read this in stefon's voice

[@njvst]

“Dad, what’s a date?” “who the fUCK TOLD YOU ABOUT *DATES??!!*

[@Mothalas]

When I first heard that my brain went to the fruit “Dad what’s a date” “WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU ABOUT DATES” “T..this package” *starts to cry* The girl runs upstairs crying about dates The dad looks at the package “Dried dates” The father spends his whole life trying to rekindle his relationship with his daughter. And the girl always hates dates till the day she dies along with her father

[@Jessafur]

"Dad, what's a date" "Have you ever seen a calendar?" "Yeah?" "That's them."

[@Emma-mr9fh]

That tarantula girl Girl haha thats cute.....lets see a psychiatrist.

[@Misuzu4213]

@@Mothalas mine went to the date like what day is it today. Was weird

[@Deltaair.6]

Gumball Man i thought she said “what’s the date?” and i was so confused when he said *“WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT DATES??!”*

[@whoknowsatthispoint7508]

I remember when I was a kid my family had a drinking game where they'd watch a hallmark movie, and drink every time a character of color had a line, and they'd joke at the end of the movie about how dehydrated they were

[@Rylee_G]

This sounds like a Ro Ramdin line

[@_sandy_]

*wheeze*

[@cyborgXcsun]

The only character of color was the black friend having one line to the white protagonist blondie: “He likes you! You should get together!”

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

@@cyborgXcsun the only non-white person is the sassy black woman who tells the protaganist about love. Sometimes it's a wise black man instead. Or a wise nonsassy black woman.

[@TedEhioghae]

"Character of Colour" sounds and looks racist. I don't know why people (Americans) prefer that over the normal description.

[@kitana_kennedy]

"these are your kids, baby" " *_aRe ThEy???_* "

[@moonriverinc7896]

I snorted audibly at that

[@forknifecapt.2410]

Christmas movies in the beginning: I hate Christmas and my family Christmas movies in the end: I love Christmas and my family

[@DeadAngel14]

@Kristian Alexis Honestly Home Alone is the only exception that i could think of. The rest are basically the same story.

[@starfilia428]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas lmfaooo

[@Keznen]

@S.F Also most animated ones are exceptions.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Come to think of it, even Die Hard fits this formula.

[@wonderlust1308]

Well thanks for spoiling them on me

[@jinkiesscoob2846]

Y’all maybe when he says “hey guy” he’s not talking to us he’s talking to Guy Ferrari

[@samuelmartens9390]

What

[@Jkyt733]

Fieri

[@denverwalker5723]

Don’t you mean Danny Lamborghini?

[@addangel]

Olin Neale the crazy thing is it didn't even strike me as odd before I read your comment 😂

[@toastiestfresh]

you mean Man Honda

[@dcmuggamuga407]

Every Christmas movie needs either of these things: - A dead parent that's been dead for 10 years but still get sentimental over them and cuts to a flashback of them as a family whenever they mention it. - Parents that don't believe in Santa because when they were 3 months old Santa didn't give them a specific toy despite the fact that there's mysterious presents that they didn't buy randomly appear under the Christmas tree. - If it's a love story, a stereotypical blonde white single mother who moves to a different town and meets the most basic looking dude who doesn't like Christmas.

[@hypertension4023]

lmao i literally watched a christmas movie (not romance one, i cant stand those) and they had those exact first two tropes

[@pricerowland]

I'm hoping to star in a Hallmark Christmas film next year as "leading role: generic white man"

[@cesarebachelli]

Dont forget to wear green sweater

[@christianparker326]

I'll audition to be the quirky minor character who doesn't fit into the story line whatsoever

[@pricerowland]

@@christianparker326 Did we just *make a movie?!*

[@oppakunn328]

I will be the minority best friend whose life revolves around the main character

[@kissxadonis]

And I'll be the dog.... That gets forgotten until the end of the movie

[@spookyho5994]

Kid: "I'm a kid" *and that's what we call acting*

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Fun fact - the line was actually delivered by a 43-year-old man. _He's just that good of an actor._

[@ouadii1427]

@@drunkenhobo8020 r/shittymoviedetails

[@jamieeisinger1833]

I bet he’s a kid

[@neatbarker]

as someone who interned at Hallmark, their meetings are exactly like that.

[@lucikizz]

DaNeatra Barker thank you for sacrificing your mentality for this information

[@davidmackayy]

Hallmark: He's exposed us, GET HIM. But wear red when you do confront him and pray he's wearing green.

[@aubreym1388]

Please explain what goes on at hallmark meetings

[@evelyn2420]

Aubrey M I second that

[@littlemsterious991]

I am praying that this is real and not a joke

[@Pirateking536]

16:22 I think the worst part about this scene is that it's so close to being how real people interact when they don't know each other that well and don't have anything to talk about. Like...is almost there, but there's that synthetic feeling that comes with all Christmas hallmark-style movies

[@TackyRackyComixNEO]

To be honest it feels like a scene from Community to me in that way, just replace those two with Jeff and Britta and it works perfectly.

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

i love watching people talk for some reason, so if i watched that movie it would probably be my favourite scene. its definitely improv so it feels almost genuine and calms my brain sometimes i just sit down in the kitchen and listen to my family members conversations its just so nice

[@SimonEzraMusic]

I liked the banter in that part, it was a little weird and forced but so much more compelling and realistic than so many other romantic scenes in movies devoid of real human connection.

[@any8574]

That’s what I was thinking. I’m super awkward and that’s how my conversations are 😂

[@guytorie]

She's wearing a knitted hat and scarf and he's wearing shorts lmao

[@elizabethjones1212]

Shoelace Kink when?

[@guytorie]

@@elizabethjones1212 during the "which movie is fake" test

[@ConfuzzledTomato]

Probably because she's about to go to the airport

[@zoeesmith11]

Confuzzled Tomato but he was going to drive her! lol

[@willowmarie218]

That's just how straight people are (this is a joke please no one maim me)

[@elkinshiner5066]

I think these Hallmark movies took the lyrics “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” out of context.

[@camilleb51]

Elkin Shiner this needs WAY more likes 😂

[@victoriac3323]

🤣😂

[@sayloregg]

Lmaooo😂

[@oensi]

Really though

[@kar1826]

i wish i could retweet this 😂😂

[@brittanybeard42]

me (trying to take off work for the holiday): “but it’s christmas” my work: no, it’s wednesday

[@Eqiosofficial]

Brittany Beard yeah I feel that, I work 7am-8pm on Christmas this year... 😢

[@nikkinicole4990]

That could work the other way around too, my work doesn’t let you call of on holidays bc then everyone does

[@mrods999]

it’s wednesday my dudes

[@hungrygarfield]

Bruh moment

[@feltfrog]

so glad im unemployed, every day is a fiesta and i never miss holidays 😌

[@RiverRoestdeKunstenaar]

Amanda really is the best person. I know this video is old but still, I'm binging all this Drew content and every video where she pops up always get better when she does.

[@slowcat-j]

totally agree

[@literallylogan6750]

ikr i wonder if shes single aha

[@kenshiiro]

@@literallylogan6750 no shes dead :( R.I.P

[@a_8764]

She seems so incredibly lovely I'm falling in love with her. And yes I know that this cringe and that I should see a psychiatrist.

[@leongatica1663]

yeah im so glad drew kept her channel after she went missing in afghanistan ❤

[@allyberg2792]

“It’s Christmas” “Nope. It’s Wednesday.” Even better that Christmas is on a Wednesday this year

[@smolweirdlilfluffball4728]

People in the movie: Christmas or Wednesday? 2019: Yes. Sorry if I sound cringe, I thought of this off the top of my head.

[@smolweirdlilfluffball4728]

Cringy*

[@LifeOfAli]

Smol Weird Lil Fluffball never apologize

[@G-Nno]

Life Of Ali unless you kill someone cause thats rude

[@ingridhk4285]

Piotwor s/o to the people who celebrate christmas on the 24th

[@FreshGirl3000]

The fact that Drew is wearing shorts while also wearing a sweater is the most Florida thing I've ever seen and I've never even been to the US. So I must be right.

[@disastrousrat8185]

FreshGirl 3000 You are 100% correct

[@amandadani0618]

FreshGirl 3000 you’d be right - a floridian

[@hyde3155]

You are 100% right. And i must be right cuz i have never left Europe :)

[@felipediaz1150]

Omg guys today was so cold 82 degrees!?

[@landonvincent7974]

Floridan, born and raised here. Can confirm that is what we do in Florida. I have worn the shorts/jacket combo a few times.

[@awaywiththefaeries9464]

Drew and Danny should make a Christmas movie where they switch bodies and try to be themselves again, but nobody thinks anything's actually happened and they stay switched.

[@queennesquik4023]

Only issue is they wouldn't notice either.

[@skrrrrrrrrt]

freaky funday

[@skrrrrrrrrt]

(title of the movie)

[@annikornbee743]

Drew looks in the mirror one morning and he’s like… my nose feels very slightly larger. What’s going on here?

[@blahajthefriendlyshark556]

My- my eyes… they’re a different shade of baby blue

[@frenchicedtea]

What has 15 actors, 4 settings, 2 writers, and one plot? 632 Hallmark movies.

[@im_loveless]

six-hundred and thirty-two????

[@frenchicedtea]

@@im_loveless probably more now, it's been 3 years so

[@elliem6251]

why is it literally the same little girl in all of those movies

[@rojeyjo]

Ellie M clone

[@obrien92]

it’s actually two different but very similar looking kids!

[@xBumblebee7x]

She was already on set for the other one, so they made a 2-for deal

[@DDDloki]

@lxwkey. sxmara r/ihavereddit gtfo with that whooosh shit

[@Hasbulla761]

DDDloki R/whiteknight

[@ShadowsofAka]

drew saying "we stan" has the same energy as a dad trying to talk to his teenage kids in "their language"

[@konspirou3862]

When does he say that?!

[@ShadowsofAka]

@@konspirou3862 it's in the ad read, about 17:50

[@konspirou3862]

@@ShadowsofAka oh okk thanks

[@Piscenova]

ShadowsofAka nice pfp

[@mintoastie]

greetings kazuichi

[@pythonjava6228]

I have a CRAAAAAAZY idea folks: A black couple standing in front of a Christmas tree

[@turnbull832]

I like where you're going with it but...what if we replaced the black couple with a white couple? Then I think were onto a winner.

[@annakwilson]

I think white couple would be better

[@rena3237]

what if the woman wore red😳😳

[@JohnCena-ci8vu]

python java bro that’s so crazy. What if, the guy was wearing GREEN, and the girl, guess what. Was wearing a RED?

[@spiderman3blacksuittheme]

Here's an sUpeR craaaaaaaaaazzzzzy idea: whAt if it was a g a y couple in front of a Christmas Tree

[@daseinz]

Klaus is an animated movie, and it's probably the best Christmas movie I've ever seen.

[@thineevee7345]

It's good

[@jasethomas5198]

Is it based of the comic? Or am I thinking of something else

[@teira1336]

It's good! rewatching it this year though I'd say it wasn't as great as I remembered it being until the endish

[@hypertension4023]

klaus was so good. i remember fawning over the animation when i first saw it

[@richardlindquist4061]

Made me cry god dammit

[@blueburger489]

Alternative title: Hallmark, this is an intervention

[@TaysTings]

Blueburger that implies that people care, and I at least, do not

[@artycantparty]

Isn't hallmark being cancelled

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

Shut up, Juan

[@iateallyourpancakesandwadd3830]

1 thousandth like

[@benjammin2020]

Alternate Alternative title: Hallmark needs to stop.

[@noodle6852]

A Christmas movie where Santa dies in a sleigh crash and his elves go on a bloodthirsty hunt to gather the materials needed to resurrect him from the dead; The horn of a living goat, the ashes of an orphans parent, a severed human finger, Santa’s ashes, and the bloody beating heart of a person Santa loved. I bet that hasn’t been done before.

[@sonnymcgrath4711]

Has it?

[@silvertamagachi]

@@sonnymcgrath4711 From what I can tell from a quick google search that I'm certain put me on a few government watchlists, no it hasn't. Someone with a camera get on that shit yesterday.

[@pixel_cherry]

I want a Christmas movie where a magical dragon gets sucked into our world and just starts crying and the people of the small town (where the dragon landed) are spooked but they all teach the dragon the meaning of Christmas. But then, the dragon gets so excited for Christmas that he wants to visit Santa at the North Pole. But Santa isn’t there and the dragon realizes that the people lied to him. And the dragon goes on a murderous rampage. It ends with the dragon becoming Santa. Maybe once both are movies become popular and we make millions on them, we can combine the two movies in an awful sequel and we can make even MORE money

[@sweetytweety1671]

@@pixel_cherry hmmm I don't know about this. Santa being a dragon doesn't bother me but can we like just make him beat the villagers up instead of killing them? You know, so we don't make the kids shit their pants?

[@airbearsarrow3426]

Sweety Tweety no. That would make it actually PG. We’re going for a Gremlins kind of rating, where it says PG, but actually has live decapitation.

[@ninascarpa6752]

I feel like I am the perfect demographic for this video for this reason: My father is a real tough, stern guy (he used to race motorcycles for a living and now he owns/runs a construction company). But two years ago, he discovered Hallmark movies and now he watches them... constantly. He has the app downloaded, he has alarms in his calendar for when the ones he's looking forward to the most are gonna be on, he knows the names of a lot of the actors, and it just makes him genuinely happy. But whenever I'm home from school and I watch them with him, I notice that they're all SO similar. And my mom and I joke about it constantly. So for Christmas, I made him a Hallmark bingo set with a bunch of tropes that occur in most of the movies. I just thought that you should know that, yes, there are people out there who LOVE the Hallmark channel(s), and they may not be the people you expect lol

[@totiny3262]

Aww that's actually really wholesome

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Fascinating

[@nailahc.8615]

♡´･ᴗ･`♡ that’s so sweet

[@brybrybry995]

That’s so cute!

[@piratenerdz1602]

That's very sweet. Thanks for making my day :)

[@mastermarkus5307]

11:37 - I love that the book is obviously a collection of 3 Christmas stories by Charles Dickens but someone in props just glued some paper over the other titles after _A Christmas Carol_ . 😆

[@hambos]

omg how cheappp

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

can we just talk about the fact that someone had the idea to make a movie about a bikini contest that gets ruined by a shark avalanche and it actually got made and had like a 3 million dollar budget

[@ijneb1248]

And it pobabably made like 3% of that budget

[@ceciliar.l.1246]

I really thought that movie would have been the fake one.

[@meliycon-roma4112]

@@ceciliar.l.1246 lmfaoo

[@hannalowercase5928]

honestly, what's so crazy about it? sounds like a regular shark movie plot to me

[@rhubarbdude3347]

S H A R K N A D O

[@somethingbehindyouu]

i’m disappointed you didn’t recreate the movie covers in front of the christmas tree with amanda

[@soapybagle]

What do you mean, they’re clearly already on the covers

[@IzaelNeto]

yesssss such an incredible idea

[@cherries4164]

@@IzaelNeto such an incredible ikea

[@IzaelNeto]

@@cherries4164 such the incredibles idea

[@Tikachu]

And it would've only taken like 7 shots to recreate the dozen's of Hallmark movies!

[@FirstNameLastName-lo2bo]

the phrase "santa with muscles" implies the existence of a santa that is lacking muscles and i dont like that

[@Liam_The_Great]

@@alexanderklimov3712 I learned a new word today

[@alisaurus4224]

He’s just skin and bones and organs But, like, JOLLY

[@khaosctrlb47]

He only needs BONES

[@jillyboel_]

no muscles santa just falls down the chimney with a ‘schlorp’ and all his bones break

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

Where do you think Santa with Muscles got all his from?

[@soda_fairy]

15:33 this sounds like a podcast argument

[@deplorablemecoptera3024]

Stop me if you've heard this one before: A blonde single mother living in a small town with a song in her heart who believes that Christmas is the greatest thing ever for nondescript sentimental reasons. Meets a man who really doesn't believe in Christmas but not because he's Jewish or something but rather for nondescript plot reasons.

[@fullanalysis93]

What about the version where he's literally jewish?

[@deplorablemecoptera3024]

Marcus Aurelius honestly I wouldn't be surprised if "Jewish Christmas" was a real thing.

[@beth9138]

I'm listening, do go on

[@reuben8140]

It’s because he’s a busy businessman in the big city of course!

[@anihusta]

write that down, write that down!

[@Soladat]

why do people think like stephen king is "quirky" hes like the biggest horror novelist out there

[@SeanMusicFreak]

Because most people don't read for leisure *at all.*

[@maddieb.4282]

Reading at all is quirky now lol

[@orangeandcalico]

I think it’s funny that they wrote character to have read “it” as a kid…. When it literally has an *illegal* ending (I will leave it at that)

[@wbwbc89]

@@orangeandcalicoikr 😭 like that shot is not for kids oh my goodness not even smth you could maybe see being not weird through a different mindset- it's weird no matter what wtf he was probably (definitely) some form of high when he wrote that

[@avelynn5976]

​@@wbwbc89 i don't know if you're making a joke but he was a heavy drug user and a lot of his novels were written while under the influence. I'm more surprised no one pulled him aside to exclude that scene from the final print.

[@HipposAreDeadly]

I was gonna say “girl who doesn’t like Christmas at all ends up having Santa as her father in-law” and... I stg it’s already a movie.

[@josephthegod3514]

HipposAreDeadly the Santa Clause 2?

[@HipposAreDeadly]

Joseph Vernon nope i googled it and it’s called “My Santa.” Pfft

[@HipposAreDeadly]

Get this... the sons name is Chris... like Chris-mas

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

I want to see this movie

[@rhi2021]

I want to like but it’s absolutely hilarious that your likes are at 666

[@pandasan406]

In France we have a specific word for "a movie so bad it's good", there's whole theories and documentaries about it and I love it so much (Fyi the word is "nanar", which I think is a pretty cool word on its own)

[@lunaequinox7333]

As someone who’s taken French classes I will be sure to include this in my French and English vocabulary

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

nonnar? benonner?? monke???

[@diggygorgonzola3467]

“It’s Christmas” “No, it’s Wednesday” The fact that that excited me cause Christmas is on a Wednesday this year says a lot about my life

[@Matthew-ll3fp]

Amazing Grace Wednesday night is the best night for butt sex

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Amazing Grace that was such a savage response i expected that roasted horn to play 😂😂😂

[@Hasbulla761]

Blair Waldorf-Bass it really wasn’t

[@whoomie]

It’s Christmas my dudes

[@ic236]

Can't wait for "A Very Covid Christmas" this year!

[@lizziecross8149]

I feel like since the channel tends to cater to conservative people, the villain would force people to wear masks.

[@lillianledlow7190]

I think you mean " A very christmas my covid heart"

[@Choyboi]

Oh boy I can't wait to get virus infused candy canes

[@vladslime2495]

sounds great

[@honq8792]

420 likes *nice*

[@ryanthomas4816]

If there is an actor you haven’t seen since the 90s they’re in Hallmark movies.

[@tonichan89]

I haven’t looked into this and I've never seen a Hallmark movie but it rings so true I can’t question it

[@weakw1ll]

Oddivia facts

[@catalyst3713]

Granny watches Hallmark, can confirm.

[@shelbypearson5621]

the girl who plays gretchen weiners is on hallmark now lol

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

Honestly that scene with them flirting wasnt actually that bad, it felt like two people genuinely getting to know each other and talk about their passions together, the dialogue felt weirdly realistic, even if the acting was a bit awkward

[@RandomGirl-gx6ev]

I'm pretty sure they were told to just make it up as they went

[@ginalim7210]

“Daddy what’s a date?” “A date is a day of the month of the year, usually marked in a calendar... you uneducated child.”

[@aeromotex]

a date isn't a month you fucking moron

[@MariaCaradAnjo]

Phoenix dactylifera, commonly known as date or date palm, is a flowering plant species in the palm family, Arecaceae, cultivated for its edible sweet fruit.

[@maxipoopsi]

oneredlelmon that’s what I thought she was talking about tbh

[@ginalim7210]

aeromin. chill lmao I meant to say a date is a day of the month of the year, my bad relax

[@alice.francis]

like Wednesday

[@patrickripleyiii134]

Hate to tell you drew but you're a white couple in front of a Christmas tree

[@spencer-v1l]

patrick ripley iii but drew has a personality

[@prciousposts6588]

Olivia Serfass and Amanda doesn’t?

[@spencer-v1l]

patrick ripley iii no I mean they both

[@prciousposts6588]

@@spencer-v1l oh ok nvm then

[@noegiard494]

But I've never seen Drew and Danny in front if a Christmas tree...

[@spelio2073]

"These are your kids E.B" "..ARe THeY?¿"

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Spelio **E.B. Like Ebenezer Scrooge lol

[@capriottimultimedia]

My Dad Is An Amnesiac

[@ghoziay6759]

"Dungeons and Christmas" where a nerd was playing d&d then santa accidentally fell out of his sleigh and fell into his house, when the nerd saw santa, santa used his snow globe to teleport back to the northpole, the nerd said "wow its santa" when the nerd tried to catch him he accidentally dropped his d&d action figure and the snow globe scanned the action figure so the nerd and santa got sent to a fantasy land, and they have to get out of the fantasy land before Christmas so santa could deliver the presents,but when they got out the fantasy land, it was all a dream... or was it, when Christmas time comes up and the nerd open his present there was a note said "dont tell anyone you saw me and merry Christmas" the present was a board game called "Dungeons & Christmas" (3 years later the movie is on netflix lol)

[@insolubleCorrosion]

"These are your kids!" "Are they??" I cackled

[@vukkicos5688]

Mother: *breathing intensifies*

[@caio_they-them5076]

Santa Claus transform into a teenager, he goes back to high school. But he ends up getting arrested. And if he doesn't get out in time, Christmas will be ruined. So Rudolf decides to break Santa out of jail. He ends up drinking a potion which turns him into human form. And he's really buff. He breaks Santa out, but everyone likes Rudolf so much more than santa, that they turn Santa into a reindeer, and let Rudolf take Santas place. (Yes, a little inspired by Shrek 2 and Black Friday)

[@cheesemansanders]

Aaaaa the starkid reference

[@caio_they-them5076]

@@cheesemansanders yes. Thank you for getting it.

[@anna-bunchofrandomnumbers]

NORTHVILLE HIGH SCHOOL

[@Shadowonwater]

As soon as you said "Santa Claus transform into a teenager" I thought of Black Friday :)

[@TrippingAndFalling]

Clearly Rudolph is The Rock

[@adumbguywhoisdumb1302]

I bet the movie "holy crap, the elfs are on crack" doesn't exist.

[@synflwr]

I’m making that

[@kingayy9267]

Leave some stones unturned for the future, man

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

It is. It's called "Santa meets The Devil" and "Santa Claus vs. The Martians".

[@lidyasolomon5557]

*elves

[@terrybyrd5105]

You just gave hollywood fodder for more stupidity.

[@newjojosupercutsandmore2489]

4:23 "White couple in front of a christmas tree"

[@m_e_nere]

Wait what are you doing here

[@adrienneguerette6493]

“these are your kids” “aRe ThEy?”

[@shannonceleste5557]

😂 seriously I almost did a spit take

[@six23ist]

"These are your kids." "Are they?" You don't know?!?

[@obamas.big.juicy.bazingaz3383]

It's quite obvious that they were adopted

[@justaperson5677]

I mean... They may not be HIS kids...

[@MicahXCainVA]

The christmas cupids arrow movie is giving me porn acting vibes

[@Chrisc0Disc0]

Micah Johnson that’s exactly what I thought

[@christina286]

Micah Johnson FR NAHA

[@carrie-948]

ya nasty

[@VueiyVisarelli]

*_HoW wOuLd YoU kNoW wHaT pOrN aCtiNg Is LiKe?!_*

[@thatsEforEveryone]

@@VueiyVisarelli we know damn well we've all watched porn at least once

[@zehelix5399]

In a universe where everything is the exactly the opposite, hall mark movies are about a woman who breaks up with her husband and moves to the big city, gets a job and becomes a ceo, and discovers a hatred for Christmas.

[@N0TaB0T2O25]

Have they done a Christmas movie where everything’s just normal? No love, no travel, and no mail.

[@brittahasnofilter]

Just some slightly uncomfortable conversations with relatives

[@SieMiezekatze]

I want a Christmas movie about two aro/ace just laughing about romance and Christmas in general

[@pokaay3163]

@@SieMiezekatze three A's, aro, ace, and atheist, starring in a hallmark christmas movie

[@marishort6871]

Just like a vibe movie?

[@Wishfull._..Editor57]

@@marishort6871 yuss or like a video where ppls just open presents but the gifts inside are insanely weird

[@dabiskitt]

You should watch “Holliday in Handcuffs” It’s a movie about a guy getting kidnapped and falling in love with his captor... except Christmas themed!

[@vvvsss796]

okay so Stockholm Syndrome sick

[@dabiskitt]

Chiaki Nanami yes! It is!!

[@alyssagillespie]

Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. The ABC Family original christmas movies were sooooo much better than the Hallmark and Lifetime ones

[@spira543]

Oh dude I’ve actually seen this one!

[@pinknod]

Chiaki Nanami yeah I saw it on Hulu

[@andredavis5194]

Her: Those are your kids Him: ArE tHeY I lost it at that scene... the kids are in the background and could hear it 😂

[@saraputros1902]

hear*

[@ZanetaW]

I seriously thought it was Drew's voiceover like NO WAY THEY PUT THAT IN THE MOVIE

[@grace-bh6nq]

hey drew, so I'm watching your christmas videos because it's december. I commented on the video where you and amanda watch "alone for christmas" saying that i was gifted that dvd from my nan for christmas one year. I figured i would let you know that she also gave my brother "doggie boogie" one year. so there you go. my nan has given us 2 different dog movies you've disscussed in christmas videos on your channel. very strange it happened twice.

[@connorm6888]

“and then the second one is about billie ray cyrus falling in love with his sons daughter” *spits out drink* WTF *rewinds* “billie ray cyrus falling in love with his sons doctor” *oh...*

[@Jennifer_Devote]

Wait what I thought it said daughter too..

[@stayfrostyroyalmilktea]

lslslsksl

[@whowantsabighug]

"Hey there step-billie ray cyrus"

[@souless-sneaks3381]

@@whowantsabighug omfg XDD

[@KickAssCowgirl27]

I thought he said "son's daughter" too! 😆 lol

[@tramethozeine]

If there's a movie about Santa being Jewish I'll eat a tie

[@gexagon1804]

There kinda is. It's called Hebrew Hammer.

[@wa4645]

Better film it buddy, don't male us wait :)

[@cako666]

@@gexagon1804 I meaaaan. I only read the synopsis, and it doesn't seem that Santa is jewish. It's literally about an Israeli special forces vet that goes full batman, and is trying to stop *Damian Claus the evil son of Santa* I am not making this shit up lol

[@maggiee639]

I need this movie to exist

[@rowon5189]

u better film u eating the tie

[@zekeschmitz9328]

I think hallmarks advertisers might be getting screwed over. My aunt leaves the hallmark channel on all day for her dogs at home and I’m guessing they do not have a disposable income so the advertisers are paying for the rating when it’s really just a bunch of dogs who can’t spend money

[@Eli-mn5cq]

Do the dogs... watch it?

[@austins.2495]

How do you know if the dogs have money or not? Aren’t you sort of jumping to conclusions

[@sophzillaaa]

@@austins.2495 hey we all know, its universal knowledge, dogs are communists.

[@SquiddyHiggenbottom]

Cats and dogs that belong to people's grandmas and aunties are the biggest consumers of any given advertisement 😂

[@MrHendrix17]

@@austins.2495 If the dogs had money the IRS would know

[@vixy2321]

Hallmark after seeing all the ideas Drew gave them: *”Write that down, Write that down!”*

[@Nugget-uh4ko]

This is just the extended version of his "every Christmas movie ever" vine. And I LOVE IT

WE HAVE TO SAVE CHRISTMAS?!

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

Shut up spammer

[@whalesharko4465]

The most awaited sequel

[@lilyelva1705]

"these are your kids" "...aRe tHeY??"

[@00_jackyp]

Lily Allen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pinkharmonica1312]

Lmfao im so glad this is the first thing i saw.

[@cheyenneshoemaker6627]

"these are your Kids.." *"wa- ah- aRe tHey?"*

[@diamondtiara84]

How about a movie where the couple finds happiness living in a city instead of a small town; that would be a refreshing change!

[@lucikizz]

you haven’t mentioned that you’re the creator of youtube in like a year i’m concerned

[@zaramcmenamie3313]

illuxinr I’m starting to think that.... maybe he isn’t

[@woahtheremyguy]

@@zaramcmenamie3313 how dare you doubt him????

[@kyaaaaan]

maybe he's also..... not... the only... creator on youtube!

[@cako666]

@@mayakeller2023 by youtube, which he created. He bought himself

[@A.l.e.x.e.a]

"This. Movie. Has. Everything." *Stefan has entered the chat*

[@tayzlilkd]

😂😂😂 I immediately heard that line in Stefan's voice.

[@Natalie-101]

This comment made me smile. Like not just nose exhale like it made me happy. Idk why but he was always one of my favorites and thinking of him made me happy. It seems dumb to focus on that, but for real, thank you for giving me a smile. I've been having a really tough time recently💖

[@patrickriarchy6054]

Buff santas, homeless elves, Chex Mix and human wheelbarrows.

[@avery-gj2wt]

Drew: *Watches all these movies* My grandma: "Finally a worthy opponent"

[@squarepotatoes]

Their planning committee is the most realistic first meeting I've ever seen So bad and awkward

[@LibertyH76]

“These are your kids Evee!” “ARE THEY” I think the kids died inside

[@deepinmythots752]

Inside buddy, it's one word.

[@LibertyH76]

The Hash Slinging Slasher thx for helping my terrible grammar

[@dylansickinger545]

NO, its wednesday

[@taniani884]

The dad is so funny to me

[@watercrackersandwaferthinh601]

I recommend not clicking that link. You don't know where it goes.

[@JamesIsHere5]

Oh how bout a movie where a kid has the worst parents, and he gets left home when they go to p- *wait*

[@youngfunny1824]

@MilitaryBronyforlife I think it happened like 5 times.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

And there are three movies like holy shit

[@cryptidliam8452]

@@he.said.teenjiejer 4 times actually but in the last two they all get heavy plastic surgery and changed their identities for fun

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Liam Exists oh really? 😂

[@FantasticAlbum77]

Just gonna say it, during that quiz with his wife, Drew be lookin like that gay drama teacher who talks about his relationship struggles with his students

[@jasethomas5198]

You can just say regular drama teacher

[@haybale287]

​@@jasethomas5198Okay, but they weren't talking about the average drama teacher lol. God forbid they use a personal descriptive.

[@hollyelizabethrose]

@@haybale287 I think they were saying that "gay drama teacher who overshares with the class" IS the average drama teacher lol

[@as3609]

... it's beginning to sound a lot like grooming...

[@FantasticAlbum77]

@@as3609 why you gotta be like that I obviously meant his personal relationship struggles TO his students, not that he had a personal relationship WITH a student.

[@shilparath3074]

Hallmark at Christmas - "here's two attractive white people in love!" Drew's video at 4:16 - "here's two attractive white people in love!"

[@autoworld9681]

It's normal to have mostly white actors in a predominantly white country unless you're some racist radical leftist that selects actors based on skin color and NOT on merit for the sake of "diversity". This is what Hollyweird is doing amongst other lnsane things which is why they're losing their ratings. Have you ever watched a japanese film or an indian film? How much diversity do you see there?

[@thatsEforEveryone]

@@autoworld9681 this poor person did not need you to comment that 💀😭😂

[@ionastewart8814]

@@autoworld9681 And they say it's the left that has no sense of humour.

[@elenaburge8801]

Mark Pepper America is one of the most diverse countries in the world while countries like Japan and India are not. America is known as a cultural melting pot for a reason and we have a rich history of immigration. If you seriously think that these white actors (who are usually quite shit actors might I add) are being chosen because they’re simply more qualified than actors of color, then you’re an absolute idiot.

[@shilparath3074]

@@autoworld9681 Dear lord. Forgive me for posting a joke response to a funny commentary video from a youtube comedy channel... Lighten up, and have a happy new year buddy 😘

[@americanninja1200]

"These are YOUR kids!" "ARE they???" gold

[@parkernagle54]

American Ninja Productions no... it’s WEDNesday

[@watercrackersandwaferthinh601]

Let's NOT click that link.

[@kaiyah8761]

Uhh, we not gonna address the fact that Ginny Weasley is in the dad is scrooge movie?!?

[@Lilya1014]

AND the kid from xmas mail?!?!

[@harrybarber3255]

Was gonna say something about how the actor that ruined my favourite character is all you need to know about the quality of that film but I didn't wanna be negative, oh well fuck that useless bitch

[@mechadonia]

Who the fuck is ginny weasley

[@nicolasgarcia2306]

Mr. Rotundus she’s a character from Harry Potter

[@idgaf5656]

Harry Barber it’s not bonnies fault they changed her personality and made her useless

[@daelen.cclark]

That clip with the Llama saying “That’s where babies come from” made me laugh my ass off.

[@therunawaykid6523]

We need more talking llamas in Christmas films

[@daelen.cclark]

@@therunawaykid6523 Especially one that talks about human biology.

[@sjjxjxbxdndnnxn6782]

My name is Guy and I get so confused every time he says “Hey Guy”

[@Xanxer]

Awe he loves u.

[@therealhurdygurdyman]

Hey Fawke you buddy

[@gregzo2021]

whats up greg

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@Samer-lx5sz dont expose him like that

[@sg-qi7np]

fieri?!!

[@jillbyrne7126]

personally, i feel that drew should be hired as santa in every. single. hallmark movie :)

[@milqvetoast]

I would actually watch Hallmark movies if this happened

[@serious.lybobby]

no he should be hired as the elf sidekick

[@lindseyetheridge1771]

Jill Byrne but santa has muscles

[@Eralen00]

We all need a sarcastic, skinny, boy-face santa

[@bigpoopyemo6218]

@@serious.lybobby keep in mind though... drew's got some big guns

[@aubreys7549]

how christmas movies start: two people (man and women) they either hate each other or one is already dating somone and ends up going through a breakup they hang out a lot like a couple doing couple things “as friends” they realize they might like each other one either has to leave town or has to go forever (sometimes) they don’t go and go to man or women they fell in love with they kiss and now you have a christmas movie folks ✨

[@phil6748]

Cory the Norm don’t forget that she has a city boyfriend who is bad and doesn’t like Christmas.

[@zyslug7503]

@@phil6748 and don't forget the couple has to have a fight and then reconcile

[@coreykirkbride]

15:39 oh my god he thinks John Lennon wrote Yesterday. this man doesn’t deserve love.

[@alienfromandromeda8067]

Wait it wasn’t John?

[@alexf225]

@@alienfromandromeda8067 McCartney did

[@alienfromandromeda8067]

@@alexf225 oh

[@tardigradez]

paul literally tells the story about how he wrote yesterday in like every interview he's in. it's his favorite story to tell next to how he wrote let it be 😭

[@StarbyterOddities]

​@@tardigradez as he should, good for him

[@likewisefish2934]

I have really bad psychogenic nonepileptic seizures when I try to fall asleep, and we don't yet know what causes them, but we have figured out that watching movies and videos and stuff can prevent them by distracting my brain by hearing words and sensing shifting light. Usually I use some of your videos, but this one was such a trip. When I'm falling asleep and listening to words, my head still translates them, but in a really groggy state. So essentially, my experience was summed up as: "Is that Amanda? doggie B???? Boogie sharks!!!"

[@dog1566]

lol i imagine just listening these videos w/o context lmao

[@spheriusisbabey3989]

15:25 this not only without video but also half unconscious is gonna make you have nightmares

[@Taifune81]

Is it possible your have a cerebral AVM? They can be seen with a brain MRI with contrast. When mine got diagnosed I had to go on seizure medicine as a preventative because sometimes patients have the kind ofseizures you are getting

[@MMDAMV]

Drew Gooden: Unexpected Therapy Aid

[@zacharymontgomery474]

"We'll be back next year, right? ...Maybe......" Amanda knew about 2020 and didn't tells.

[@dustsputnik1721]

No spoilers shush

[@bananaisgood3743]

Stephen King makes the best children books.

[@HopelessKitten]

I was about to comment, I only read stephen king as a kid ahahaha

[@Blueklima9708]

@@HopelessKitten Same here

[@watercolor1040]

It gave me the best dreams

[@idiotsandwich1045]

yeah my mom read me It before I got to sleep

[@KaytheWooper]

Yeah, "children books"

[@sophiebrown4498]

Omg my friend was in my dad is scrooge! He played Ollie and I watch that movie every year just because of him! I've been hoping to find a reaction to this for ages and you just made my year 🤣🤣🤣

[@theneonllama416]

No Flipping way

[@hahahahh2157]

“White couple in front of Christmas tree”

[@cecilvessel]

I only wish they’d make a gay hallmark movie to confuse the suburban white moms

[@camocrocs1490]

yes

[@marishort6871]

C'mon, Hallmark. Make it happen

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

Yeah they have a girl and a dude but the girl is the dude's sister trying to help him get a date with that guy who's going to a Christmas party with them

[@joebudzyn9347]

They're actually making a lesbian Christmas movie.

[@rayejohnston2821]

ok but,,,, it has to still have a straight white couple in front of a christmas tree on the cover And the first 10 minutes you think it's gonna be straight

[@hurrythepeace9443]

Ngl I was not expecting that patrick mahomes joke and I couldn’t stop laughing

[@ally5618]

Same~

[@lynestarchild]

My favorite christmas movie is that one about the guy who adopts four penguins after they get accidently sent to him. Loved it as a child and love it today still

[@charchar234cj]

I wasn’t expecting “and a happy new!” to take me out, but it did.

[@carolinaraeper2984]

You died? Rip. Have fun being buried in “lit” graveyard with all the other DEAD MEMES

[@charchar234cj]

Carolina Raeper no it took me out to dinner 😅

[@carolinaraeper2984]

TheRabbitWhole I’ll take you out to dinner

[@fi9263]

“Steven king is the only reason i know how to read” Christmas cupids arrow: *agrees*

[@mikolajwitkowski8093]

Who's Steven King?

[@Oakleydntblvinconsnt]

the weird Santa: Santa gets an addiction to eating towels

[@lilalovesu3373]

this belongs on my strange addiction

[@trinityw3964]

Only movie I would watch

[@rhubarbdude3347]

@@trinityw3964 ever

[@carolbaskin1857]

Beach towels or washcloths ???

[@garlicbread3170]

@@carolbaskin1857 both, duh 🙄

[@Sidecutter]

Well that's a deeply disturbing vibe at 14:30

[@fflarexx9061]

I thought you said "...falls in love with his son's daughter" Instead of "..falls in love with his son's doctor" And I was taken aback for a second

[@DaughterOfHelios]

My Dad thought that as well.

[@yereyerbouko5900]

Ô

[@msocias-lopez9852]

“These are your kids” “aRE THEY?????”

[@yeeyee9294]

Stolen comment

[@msocias-lopez9852]

Yee Yee alternatively: me and another million people watched the same video and found the same line from a movie funny. No right? I watched the same video as everyone else spent my time reading all the comments and then found someone’s comment, a direct quote from a movie in the video we all watched, so extremely funny I just had to steal that comment cause that’s how that works right?

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

At least the argument about who wrote “Yesterday” made the conversation seem more natural, before they both said they grew up reading Stephen King books.

[@emmaleia173]

It very much just an argument, not flirting, they had almost no chemistry, he was being too pushy and barely reacting with his face in any positive way 😬

[@EmiL_from_NieR]

Mostly Animated Sketches ikr. I mean I love reading Stephen King, I have since I was very young, however that is such a bizarre thing to put in a CHRISTMAS movie. Like why...??? The dude has more gore in his books than white people in Hallmark Christmas films 😬

[@tjblackwell1456]

Ah yes, I also read Stephen king's 1200 page, slightly pedophilic novel about a being of almost infinite power terrorizing a small town disguised as a clown when I was 8

[@jasmine-ws8xn]

Thomas Blackwell SLIGHTLY

[@norahpingping]

Thomas Blackwell stephen is such a fucking creep. He talks about tits so much in his books, even when describing preteens, teens. Its scary, hes not a good writer when it comes so woman

[@TheRealHiboman]

Leave it to Drew to hate on a scene with the most realistic flirting I’ve ever seen in a movie 😂

[@brooklynpayge4221]

He's real for that, I hate on watching people flirt in real life lmao