An hour of kids being really dumb lol

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Over an HOUR of the top posts from r/KidsareF'ingStupid on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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[@Witchy.Pan.]

Apparently the context for 5:09 is that the kid was actually peomised several times more than what his mother gave him. He'd actually done quite a few chores (or something similar), which they both agreed she would pay him for. If you'd been promised over $100 and someone decided at the last minute to yank that precognition away from you, even though you had agreed upon it, you'd be pretty pissed as well.

[@Ninth_Penumbra]

Especially if they tried to use it as a "teaching monent" & took money out as taxes, rent or food charges - so not appropriate for that young & ignorant a kid. They lack the prequisite knowledge to understand anything, other than you taking away her money.

[@mane53017]

This is what goverment does with our taxes smh

[@Fruad_jo]

@@mane53017difference is that you are informed of these taxes and simply just have to deal with these. Put yourself in this kids shoes you were just promised like idk 200 dollars and you think your going to get that full 200 dollars but then you get like 100 dollars because they just felt like giving you less money. How would you feel about that?

[@xavieronasis5361]

I cam here to say this, and am happy to see others know the truth of the story.

[@coleagnew691]

@@Ninth_Penumbra if you tax your kid for things well… the IRS would like to know your location. That’s right, that is income, AND your child is no longer a “dependent” on your taxes.

[@pirobot668beta]

I used to think that movies were released in black and white because someone died during production. If everyone survived, the movie was in color.

[@Snom_on_a_Bench]

23:07 "Once, there was an uuugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. (:" - Patrick Star

[@certifiablyRad]

peak storytelling honestly

[@isabelyork3265]

That didn't help at all!

[@Rainok]

The story with the head swap only to die in a flood is like a Monty Python skit, that kid is going places

[@feviana8852]

5:53 Ducks are predators, they eat fish, frogs, and basically anything they can swallow.

[@livingnightmare6841]

I don't know why i never thought about what ducks eat. Thx for teaching me something new

[@regulargoat7259]

@@livingnightmare6841 also! If you want to feed ducks dont give them bread. They love peas!

[@iclynnx]

Basically omnivores, then? By the way, does it sometimes depend on the species of duck? I don't think all ducks are predatory.

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Predators in more ways than one, they’re also super rapey. Female ducks developed a whole trap-door vagina system so they can avoid getting impregnated by drakes (male ducks) that they don’t think have the best genes.

[@swankstablook]

THE HALF DOG HUMAN BABY THING? WHATTT?? 😭

[@user-yy4lw2lr3y]

Could be worse. PuppyMonkeyBaby.

[@sterlinggainey8267]

Idk why but I had a problem trying to read the first half

[@Skullfacehoodieboy]

​@@user-yy4lw2lr3y no, please don't bring it back

[@starnekohikaru]

as a catboy i find that purrfectly normal

[@_letstartariot]

@@user-yy4lw2lr3ywe all know that ManBearPig is the worst of the worst.

[@preposteroussongs5572]

19:39 to be fair, the very next scene is them being told off for dumping sand in the middle of the house

[@Angrybird5429.]

Dear lord I actually remember this episode

[@shwahgamer]

I assume the parent turned the show off after seeing that moment. Still I totally get how they would get worried.

[@GORETIME600]

My entire street think I’m an alcoholic because I get excited for Halloween. Candy, glow sticks, costumes, decorations, ect… How else is my kid going to learn it’s ok to get excited about dumb shit if I don’t teach them?

[@adumbooctopus1115]

NO BECAUSE I WATCHED THAT INSIDE BEACH EPISODE AS A KID and I set up two towels, blue and yellow for sand and water, and brought in a boogie board from the garage and brought out my seashell collection, my parents were fuckin LUCKY i didn't have access to sand

[@Allen-sw8xb]

lol

[@Majikfish]

“Jobby” is a Scottish word for a poop, a turd, a shite, a shit etc

[@gemh89]

In my mum's opinion it was worse than the c word

[@_letstartariot]

When I was 5 I thought all females get pregnant automatically when they turn 25. I had this realisation eating at a KFC. So I cried and then had to explain to my parents why I was crying.

[@appapappa3597]

what.

[@Andrew-ih2gz]

My baby brother once wrote "I hate Mom," followed by writing my first name on our wallpaper in our room. We knew who wrote it immediately... Because he spelled my name wrong and crossed it out to fix it. Lol

[@wonderlandeldemonanastasi]

God okay the adhd energy of some of those kids in the recipe segment ending around 52:49 is hilarious and relatable. Relevant information stream!

[@yuishishido8780]

Let’s see here… -Put a piece of baloney in my Sega Saturn thinking it would play the balonegh -Poured a bottle of coca-cola into a VCR thinking it would play the Coke -Stuck my finger in between the metal hinges of a chair recliner, nearly lost a finger. -Stuck a plastic traffic cone on my finger, and tried to stuck it down my throat -Tried to prove safety scissors were no less dangerous than real scissors…by using safety scissors to cut my lip (pretty certain all I did was demonstrate why I shouldn’t have scissors) How my dumbass survived natural selection is beyond me.

[@iNotAnHacker]

When I was in 4th grade I found a marble looking crack pipe outside of the school and picked it up and put it in my bag because it looked cool and I didn’t know what it was past it looked a little like a cartoon cigar. A teacher saw it later in the day when I was showing someone the neat thing I found and I got sent to the office and my parents were called, I think the school thought they had them lying around the house but my explanation of “I saw it on the ground outside the school and thought it looked cool” explained the situation well enough, it took years before I realized it was used for hard drugs and wasn’t just a neat looking cigar pipe.

[@chipproductions1510]

*a crackpipe? For me? Thanks!*

[@appapappa3597]

Well didn’t know it was used for crack myself but just for normal smoking

[@Idont_eatcrocs]

The new margarine „I didn’t put it under the bed!”

[@sezmaIoin]

....what?...

[@metal_pipe9764]

Did you used an alt account to reply to your comment, or is it just a wierd coincidence that 2 people have almost the same exact Airy profile picture?

[@Hershewed]

A set of suspicious profiles talks to one another

[@Idont_eatcrocs]

@@metal_pipe9764 coincidence

[@greengrey-yt]

They're friends

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

I mean, we all do dumb things at some point

[@capitanmexico4422]

Sounds like someone who puts half of a stick of butter in the bed

[@Flora568]

hm, yes very ​@@capitanmexico4422

[@TonelessKitty98]

Might as well get it done quickly

[@Mrpuggo0322]

My brother did one a couple days ago. He was starting my gokart engine and it has a really quiet muffler so he didn't see the crankshaft moving even though it was right in front of him. He pulled it again and dislocated his wrist. He's lucky I could hit the kill switch fast enough. Engines fine but he's going under surgery for his wrist

[@chaotic-doxxer]

Yeah but it’s funnier because kids

[@RobbieConger-fl5yy]

ROBIN STOP BEING MY FAVORITE EMKAY NARRTOR

[@pincloma9071]

46:08 There was one time when me and my sister (twins) were kids. Think just starting 1st or 2nd grade. My sister was mad at me for some reason so she drew on one of the doors and signed it with my name. I saw it happen and told our parents and she got in trouble. The funniest part is that she misspelled my name so even if I hadn't caught her, she still would have gotten in trouble.

[@LizFromDecencyUnited]

Damien, yes, drying bidets DO exist! We have one. Not only does it dry, but it heats the water AND has a heated seat! Neener neener! hahahaha!

[@jessethedutchie9649]

My younger brother has a plethora of stories of him being a stupid kid. He once rubbed baby cream all over himself as a baby and my mom had to use dish soap to get it out of his hair. He once ran butt naked across our street to the neighbors house and looked through her window and had to bring him back to the house. He once poured maple syrup all over the couch. He sprayed oven cleaner directly into his face one time. He also did poop art on his bedroom window for a week straight which caused my mom to sit out on the front porch and cry. And now recently, at the ripe old age of 13, spent five minutes trying to figure which bun is the top bun and bottom bun for his chicken sandwich. A comedy of errors with this kid everyday

[@SheepLiver]

19:05 I still to this day draw peacocks with four legs. I also HAVE to draw their feathers with human eyes, or else it doesn't work

[@heatfromsapphire]

21:10 Apparently I ate dog food when I was 5. My grandmother used this as an excuse to make me eat dog food when I was 15. We don’t talk to each other anymore.

[@mazoxxi]

babe wake up emkay posted

[@just_ur_local_idiot]

I remember in fifth grade I played a lot of animal crossing, and whenever I caught a cicada I would say “wow, a seeseeda!” I kept saying it until my parents corrected me. Same thing with the word “miscellaneous”. I would say “mishellenellious”

[@shadowfluff2255]

I would say "tree" instead of "three".... I was put in special ed. For that, too.

[@just_ur_local_idiot]

@@shadowfluff2255 I would always say “Taz-min-ee-a” instead of “Tasmania” The worst part is that I knew how to pronounce “Tasmanian Devil” perfectly fine

[@shadowfluff2255]

@just_ur_local_idiot My mom pronounced "squirrel" as "squail" and "wash" with the "a' sound that you use in "apple." She was in special ed. For that, too. Her whole family pronounces those words like that.

[@just_ur_local_idiot]

@@shadowfluff2255 this isn’t necessarily a something with pronunciation but it’s still pretty funny I was sitting in my dad’s car with my brother while my dad was gardening. I wanted to go help him and I didn’t know how to unlock doors cause I was a stupid six year old. So I rolled down the window of the car and jumped out. And then I learned how to unlock the door

[@shadowfluff2255]

@just_ur_local_idiot Haha! My dad's truck has broken door handles, so if the door handle fails to go back to the original position, you can't unlock the door. I had to get help so many times to leave the truck.

[@runeritari3]

i had to google what is skibidi toilet and now i want bleach my eyes

[@janetaltamirano4145]

Same.

[@Brain-dead-gamer]

I'll drink to that.

[@Snesthekeleton]

@@Brain-dead-gamerthe bleach?

[@SpikeThunderstrike]

I have absolutely no clue why gen alpha and some other people like about a distorted Garry’s Mod head inside a toilet. I honestly find it really annoying and cringey

[@Snowtiger610]

All I am going to say about the Skibidi toilet is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

[@micahfoley9572]

fun fact: early official depictions of christ are of an androgynous young person. enby tween jesus. the swarthy stud jesus that we're all familiar with today is actually based on the son of the borgia pope, one of history's great villains.

[@flameindigo8035]

in love with the image of enby tween jesus

[@micahfoley9572]

@@flameindigo8035 i know right? :) there's some fun lore too. art historian folks think the reason he was like that is cuz the people early christianity was advertising to were coming from traditions that revered the concepts of the divine masculine and feminine, and gods were typically representative of both, (like in the greek pantheon, where gods like zeus will show up as either at whim) and the christ was trying to represent both at once. this also the reason so many ancient cultures had unique places in society for trans folks, who were often seen as being closer to divine than most folks. you can still see this today in major religions like hinduism, where there are special roles in the priesthood that can only be filled by trans and/or intersex people. and bonus fun fact, india ratified legal protections for trans folks years ago.

[@Noah-XYZ]

Seriously, you guy's keep up with this stuff, every Emkay upload brightens my day!

[@MichaelMartinJr-co3zx]

I love how the kid thought 69 was funny, but didn’t actually know what it meant. Supervise your kids, people.

[@TheManOfMyriad]

35:30 OH MY GOD I LOVED USING THESE THINGS they only ever gave them out to children with disabilities so they couldn't write, or didn't write fast enough. And i remember my infant self trying their hardest to get yo use one, and it worked! For a short while at least.

[@Mia_the_Mcdonalds_FrenchFry]

You know it’s a good day when EmKay uploads a 50+ minute video

[@SparkykrapS]

9:00 Nah, that was actually him, not his kid. He hit his head against the wall and got like that.

[@FreyaCatherineMusic]

45:42 I did the exact same thing at around 7 except it was the wall with a pencil and I wrote my sisters name who is 10 years older than me. I was utterly perplexed when I got rumbled.

[@Im-Literally-Spider-man]

17:41 on the bright side he looks like a "Creative" Kratos

[@enigmaticrage812]

35:40 core memory unlocked I freaking loved those things more than i did the Chromebooks that came several years later, god I remember typing up stories on them.

[@slashr406]

Feels so good to return to emkay after binging it and hearing damians innocent voice

[@fury_thefurry]

Emkay is the best channel istg-

[@eldritch6403]

Damien bro you’ve always been my favorite emkay narrator 🤜🤛

[@stichesdog18]

Man, your laugh is stinkin infectious :D

[@moss4Bones]

3:33 - I would always play pretend and this one kid. *this one kid*. his pretend power was that he can negate anything and everything. and his cooldown (because we all decided it was only fair to have a cooldown)? one second because his character was SO SMART he didn't need thirty seconds to recharge. AND he could attack and block (his lazer could go through ANY shield appearently) at the same time so we may have uh... told him (politely) that his character had to go because he would always win the battles with a stupid grin on his face

[@GogiRegion]

On the school fundraiser, my parents decided one year to just donate money directly to the school instead of us participating like previous years. Well apparently because the school got only like 5% of the money, they decided to count our donation as if we had sold 20 times as much as my parents donated. Me and my sister ended up getting the best rewards while selling nothing my final couple years of elementary school.

[@shwahgamer]

The funniest part about the Michael Jackson one is that obviously whoever took the picture for them also thought it was Michael. So it wasn't just the kid's fault for not knowing. And even if the person did know it wasn't really Michael, then they never told the kid.

[@DaPlenThing]

I love how on the cookbook, whoever typed transcribed what the kids said exact to each word so half of them are just the kids trying to find words lmao

[@ReinBelmont]

7:29 shout out to my wife who ate about a kilo of grapes and had to go to the hospital because of an obstruction, I think it's called a phytobezoar and is specifically because of the grape skins.

[@Deleted_Eevee]

16:25 when I found out Santa wasn’t real I used it as a weapon (I was like 4 so I didn’t really care) It got to the point where they made sure that people didn’t argue with me in November December and sometimes even January specifically

[@OpalBeams]

You were a force to be reckoned with in pre school😭🙏

[@Deleted_Eevee]

@@OpalBeams I was actually in my first year of kindergarten because I was too young to go into grade school (still mad about that)

[@OpalBeams]

@@Deleted_Eevee that’s even worse oh my god. You held all the power in school.

[@shwahgamer]

That's how it is though. There's always those shows or movies with a dramatic scene where the parents have to sit down with the kids and say "Santa isn't real." But in reality, you learn that from other kids at school. And if you somehow didn't, you would just figure it out yourself anyway.

[@Deleted_Eevee]

@@shwahgamer well for me nobody knew I knew till I got in trouble for it I kinda just realized like “hey wait we don’t have a chimney and if he entered anywhere else he’d be on the cameras”

[@Generalmontgomry]

For people who don’t know, in the US defacing currency is a federal crime, which makes it even funnier tbh

[@thatoneannoyingfriend]

Great videoooo!!! as always Keep it up!

[@the_knightofnirn9041]

Allowance? I was allowed to live there

[@duddud9450]

When I was like 6-8 my father walked into the kitchen and saw me chugging a bottle of maple syrup, he said “, what are you doing?” I then looked at him and then started chugging faster

[@RedsTheme]

i always thought that when the time movies didn’t have color the world didn’t have color either until movies with color came out 💀

[@alastor-dealmaker]

I swear I any says FeLl OfF, I'm gonna scream

[@JarlTryggve]

Finally, a Damien video.

[@AshyP4ws]

Yasss Emkay posted! Also 1:35 😨

[@tabby-pup.]

here's a story abt me being stupid: when i was around 4, i really liked all the shrek movies. and, my dad watched it a lot with me, and 1 day he said "did you know i was shrek? i used to be shrek but when (insert my mom's name) married me, i turned into a human." and, i believed him for a long time, till i was around 9, and realized that my dad was lying. and i have a hard time believing that i believed that lie for so long :'3

[@Bwunchies]

Nice to see the old background!

[@Gloopie.]

The butter one was so good

[@Kearny398]

i watch these vids at 11 to make me feel smarter

[@rapter9954]

Me knowing I’ve seen all of the videos in this compilation: “Oooo new kids are stupid video” Watches the entire thing

[@Alexa-Raine]

How😮 did you turn such a cute story#1 into horror and weird so quickly?

[@CottonPie327]

Everything made my brain hurt

[@Generalmontgomry]

22:55 Felt like an Old Testament story

[@mc_fruchtzwerg]

when i was in first grade i wrote a story based on a writing prompt, where the easter eggs were stolen from the easter bunny and he had to figure out who did it and wherte they took the eggs, to save easter. i wrote that the corpse king stole the eggs and the easter bunny followed the trail of corpses to Mount Everest, where he climbed it, defeated the king of the corpses and got his easter eggs back. i wad 6.

[@jamesvoiles364]

THE TRANSFORMERS POPCORN BUCKET IN THE BACKGROUND THO‼️

[@Kittycat246.]

as a Canadian the mention of Smarties when for me they're clearly rockets upset me

[@Voidic439]

26:00 reply with "yeah you went to the basement."

[@joinfortherapy6470]

11:35 So basically you're the brain and you are piloting a robot called your skeleton and have meat armor. The official name is the name for your robot, so you can still give a name to yourself

[@R-us-h]

One time in elementary school I was out for a day and came back. There was a rumor that I’d kissed a man I didn’t even know. (I’m straight btw) When I got home, my brother jokingly said “Wow, can’t believe you missed your first kiss” 💀💀💀

[@Autumnskinwalker]

“What are you meant to be🥰” “P̷̟̳͕̰̮͚̝̜͛̌̓̋̇͑̌̎̎a̶͎͉͍̺̭̲̟̿̍̃̑̆͐̀̑̓̉͛͌̚͝n̴̹̋͐͜͜t̷͍̻̥͙͉̫̓̄̄͜s̸̡̧̥͔̻͇̼̼̭̩̤͉̲̽͆̏̀͗͌͜”

[@Jintysarecool]

53:25 How is this kids being dumb? This is- so heartwarming what?-

[@Candy_Corne]

Remember... there will never be a smart 5yr old...

[@cadefilms4072]

Obviously But that’s not bad

[@kittehland]

14:51 i laughed so hard i spat on my moniter 💀

[@darrelladams4188]

Daddy goes to jail… maybe dad works as a police officer correction officer….. jail is his job 😂

[@emmaclouse6352]

the only thing to complain about with these multi video emkay videos, the same post could easily appear several times

[@JamesGarham-rq6ky]

They taught cursive in my school , but I am from Spain

[@Kenziegames439]

For the brothers saying I have a shield I would say I have armour piercing

[@layna-heyhey]

we need a full cover to cover reading of that cook book. all help books should be written like that cook book

[@lightfurya2087]

This sub is adorable!!!! Moreeeee

[@daesendri]

44:42 I find this too funny

[@mrlox9576]

Damo, good to hear ya voice man. 👍

[@crowdust_.]

1:40 this wont be forgotten

[@AnAverageOSCFan]

I just realized EmKay’s voice changes per video

[@Beedlebeee]

I remember as a small toddler being obsessed with eating cat food, I always found a way back to the kitchen and Mum found me in said kitchen with a hand full of cat food in my mouth

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

When I was 7 or 8 and my sister was 6, she was a bit sassy, and one time she told me it was because she was actually a 16-year-old stuck in the body of a 6-year-old. Let's just say, 2nd grade me was very gullible, and although I did have some questions, I believed her for the most part.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I was also the kid who took 3 or 4 days to realize that the kids who told me they'd bring me $50 the next day if I let them cut in line were lying

[@ProfileyBFDI2763]

35:03 plot twist: the sun goes “bet.” And shoots a solar flare at your sweet sweet child

[@AllHailDiskordia]

Kid in the thumbnail has a early 70's Peter Gabriel haircut

[@BullDeerAryu_]

I remember in second grade - I brought sushi for lunch. One of my friends thought it was cool, but there was this one girl that kept annoying me about it saying that it's disgusting and whatnot. She ended up in trouble about that, somehow. I find it funny that this was in second grade and sushi eventually became a popular food.

[@duraburr3612]

and my mom wonders why I don't want children lmao

[@wingerwc]

Haha, 45:27 reminded me of when my little sister tried to frame me for writing on my door, (she did it with a permanent marker, and it is still on my door to this day) She only wrote my name, but it back fired because her hand writing is a lot better than mine, and she wrote her "a" letter differently. Mum was mad.

[@Deagz3]

11:37 the brain named ITSELF!

[@InsideCastProductions]

When I was like 7 I had this big ass bin with a space between it and the wall. My mom has a box of candy for events, so whenever she wasn’t watching I would snatch some candy, eat it, and hide the wrappers behind the bin.

[@malice6081]

2:16 that’s Scottish slang. Yes

[@silentskyrim]

My parents had one of those dragon statues I personally was never afraid of it I actually miss having it but it was really beat up cuz it had fallen down our stone steps a couple times so you could see the armature wire in the tail in a couple spots and he was missing part of a foot

[@Milk-ck1wv]

5:48 I would use this as a learning experience

[@anothertakenname]

best title

[@feather8954]

43:55 i was a hell of a barber as a kid,gave my sister some FLAWLESS bangs

[@Dutch-fj2ix]

23:43 love the chin

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

What exactly was the teacher expecting asking pre-K students to give them recipes for a cookbook?

[@wazzlesmo]

2 of the 3 iPhones that I’ve owned had both battery issues and a crappy charging port, both occurring close to each other. They were both lightning iPhones, but luckily the second time it happened it was one with wireless charging.

[@17nero44]

In third grade we made mothers day cards, I wrote out that my mom’s favorite things were sushi, Wine and Oprah

[@IndigoApocalypse2051]

One time, when me and my brother did something wrong, we teamed up and barricaded the door (with us in the room) with almost everything we got in there.