Ep. 105 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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And we're back in G-Bay Studios in Austin with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert is ON one, coming in hot with some cocktails! Bert is still on the fence if he has serious neurology problems, tries to give another history lesson about the Middle East trouble makers, and Bert shares his new found love, Starbucks Reserve! Bert realizes he can make his own coffee infused alcoholic beverages and starts experimenting! After Tom talks about the cigar lounge he tried out on the road, Bert realizes who much better Tom is at touring than he is. Tom suggests Bert should get someone to drive him around, which tail spins into Bert wanting to be sponsored by a Hooter Jet. Do Hooters still have jets? Bert talks about when he hung out with NFL quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers and we get a quick update on the weight loss!
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[@Ben-ec5fm]

Bert: “so how was your weekend” Tom: “it was okay I-“ Bert: “oh my god so did I tell you about”

[@dafatboy101]

I’m convinced Bart’s “panic attacks” are just withdrawals

[@kevingibson2519]

His convo with Steve-O seriously hits home. It's the only time I've ever seen Bert realize he has a problem. I'm holding out hope that Steve-O tries to help him.

[@ExistentialBordem]

Rebound anxiety from the alcohol n Xanax he takes uhhhh hundred percent.

[@CCitis]

@@kevingibson2519 Everyone laughs about it, but the man has got a fucking problem. I hope he sorts it before it catches up. You cannot go hard like that and live a healthy life. Seen it too many times.

[@anastasiarave7820]

Absolutely. From personal experience I know the things he’s talking about. The weight gain, anxiety, racing thoughts, fatty liver, protruding gut, waking up suddenly, fear, forgetting things… all of it. He needs to get help or he’s going to die. No amount of saunas, ice baths, treadmill runs, or weightlifting sessions are going to cancel out the booze.

[@CCitis]

@@anastasiarave7820 You got it... 8 years sober here, never was at a point where I was physically addicted... but he can't keep it up.

[@steinism8076]

gotta say tom gives jim a run for his money on those "look at the camera" moments

[@ElliottTimpf]

Burnt: “The” Nadav: HahahahahahHaAHahAhaHahAhahaHAhah

[@christianc1549]

Bert is one ceiling fan and a bad camera angle away from being a certified cool guy

[@dalelane1948]

ummmm im pretty sure its Brett, like a 100%

[@Sonicboom50000]

@@dalelane1948 Aaaaaaaauuuggghhhh HUNDRED percent.

[@spencerb_3]

Definitely Brent Crystals

[@vende6137]

@@dalelane1948 One HUNDRED Percent!

[@beardedrake9983]

You talking about Bruce?

[@Ramboskates85]

Those aren’t “panic attacks” they’re called the shakes and you get them from being an alcoholic bert lol

[@danny3487]

Combined with withdrawal from the Xanax

[@ExistentialBordem]

@@danny3487 this is something no one mentions. He openly talks about taking Xanax too. Theyre both GABA agonists. He's off the rails but high functioning... That's probably been him his entire life. He's simultaneously self aware and full of self lies. It's not charming anymore.

[@nolanlynch2430]

Hes not an alcoholic. He just uses it as his brand and drinks alot and can't see life without it.

[@ogpapabless9777]

You try drinking 128 ounces of red Kool aid and stand still

[@zoothief]

Ahhh good for him, better to burn out than fade out. He a star let him shine

[@AXLFREEDOM]

I can't believe that Bert still calls the movie "Precious Gems" even after the Adam Sandler incident

[@claudia_acvs1901]

and the booth boys even corrected him again lol

[@CakesTv1337]

Or the fact he says he just saw it lol

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

He's got SEVERE ADHD, probably one of the few legit cases on Earth honestly.. that and/or he's having a series of mini strokes, but honestly I think his mouth moves faster than his brain can think.

[@drewcifer_420]

I can

[@itsthedark0ne152]

@@JamesLeeBuzz as someone with bad ADHD and used to be in a school just for us.....yes, he acts exactly like the kids in my classes and myself. once it's in my head it MUST come out. 😂😂😂

[@fernperez4218]

Bert reminds me of a dog that’s been home all day waiting to see their owner, and then when he sees Tom he can’t control himself and his emotions just spill out all at once

[@Dr.RichardBanks]

Pretty damn excited about this Mondays episode of bert talks while Tom watches

[@MyhorseInthegravy]

Should be 1 Bear 1 Cave. Tom said Bart is endearing. Thank god Tom doesn’t have to be around him all the time because I don’t see the friendship lasting for very very obvious reasons. He needs help in several areas of his life, with the first one shushing up to let other people talk. Thank god Tom has other podcasts, because we get to hear him talk! Yay! Way funnier too. 👍🏽❤️❤️❤️

[@lenny6485]

Yea Brat ruins the show

[@jakeweber2589]

I only made it 20 minutes in before i had to shut it off...Bert doesnt shut the fuck up and could not possibly be more annoying in this one.

[@Dr.RichardBanks]

@@jakeweber2589 I honestly felt the same way. I cooked while it played instead of watching watching.

[@donquias903]

Tom tries to tell stories while he interrupted every 5 seconds with something unrelated. He’s incredibly patient

[@anthonyschlitt7752]

You can see it in Tom's face this entire podcast how exhausting Bert is when he is drinking lmao

[@420lito]

The same face he has during every episode of YMH with his wife. He is OVER it!

[@Wonkoman42]

Just wait til the next episode that they are recording right after this one! Doesn’t matter if he keeps drinking or not, all the alcohol that he had this episode will still be making it’s way into his system. Buckle up. Unless, of course, it’s just completely useless material and they scrap it.

[@707romo707]

You’ve never been sober around a drunk person before? Lol

[@ryanp6999]

@@707romo707 it’s incredibly annoying depending on the person. Burt just chirps a lot which can be annoying

[@jupiterokachobee1532]

This podcast is just Toms application for a doctorate in psychology. We're privileged to get to watch their sessions

[@matthewjones9716]

Bert is hilariously in denial. Drinking is literally the root of all his issues.

[@danielcooper9899]

You could skip to any given moment during this podcast and you’ll hear Bart talking about not having an alcohol problem.

[@Doorito_]

More chance of getting an ad read

[@greentea2521]

@@Doorito_ you guys

[@coltonbittner]

Lmfao literally true I skipped to 27:15 immediately after reading

[@FeetSmellGreat]

It’s fkn crazy at this point. The denial is seriously sad to watch.

[@pikasnipe1]

And last week I thought we finally astablished he is starting to have a problem. That is the first step.

[@thomasjameson6707]

I like how Bert has an excuse for all of his ailments but alcohol is never the problem

[@bmfrandomness1565]

Typical alcoholic. 🤣😂

[@ole_limberlegs]

"Just a little cocktail "

[@Cyxz666]

"When I stop drinking I start feeling better. I don't know what that's all about"

[@someguy1369]

Who tf is Bert??? We know Barf Crystals

[@MisterChief1117]

Steve-o alrdy told Bert straight up that something he was complaining about at the time was a key trait of alcoholism

[@Burgerform]

Bert: "i'm reaching my ass pretty well". Toms reaction is the best.

[@claytonhooper9981]

Bret not thinking that Tom and him have different crowds is mind boggling

[@laurenclark1304]

Tom is in such a state of exhaustion, he never stood a chance against Bert drinking a beer/coffee bomb. This is BEYOND off the rails!

[@will-i-am386]

Not at all ...he loves the shit it only takes a little nudge for Bert to be problematic and great radio and TV. It's too easy for Tom

[@kevingibson2519]

@@will-i-am386 A year ago I might have agreed with you. Now it's pretty obvious he's starting to really worry about him. The last pod where Bert described walking into their room while they were asleep was so cringe it hurt. The dude has a problem and I really hope he works on it.

[@variaxi935]

Don't you mean Brat Kruscher

[@daniel-eg2oq]

@@kevingibson2519 Not worried enough to stop egging on the behavior and stories for views tho

[@noprob364]

Lauren Clark please stand up

[@JSorb]

“I wanna talk about that, put a pin in it” -Goes directly back into talking about himself.

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

Amazing, isn't it.

[@comeonman3938]

I bet you smell like salmon

[@ApocalypticSigns]

Episode 105 and this is new for you? Lol.

[@JSorb]

@@ApocalypticSigns no, it’s not at all! That’s why it’s funny to point out.

[@turdiousmcfurgeson1570]

Tom looking at the camera when Bert says dumb shit has opened up a whole new avenue of laughs for me.

[@milehighguy23]

You can tell Tom has young kids for the amount of patience he affords Bert

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

Tom has 3 kids if you include Bart

[@MalorieMelts]

Bart “if you workout you’re not an alcoholic” Kersher

[@redsnflr]

I pity his organs.

[@HeyImBrim]

If you don't shoot herion you aren't actually an addict.

[@John-lo4xz]

@@mindyourbusiness6293 underrated

[@kanifalam7835]

The panic attacks are back. That's the alcohol. No it's not.🤣

[@tengukaze9199]

That's why I only snort heroin

[@johnharrison4400]

Berts ability to talk about something and then almost immediately say “what were we talking about” is insane.

[@buttmuncher9030]

Put a pin in that!

[@marycallahan7795]

He’s buzzed or hungover most of the time.

[@charlottem.1477]

ADD and few other things.

[@bradsully6620]

Wet brain.

[@chobblegobbler2536]

Tom has suggested neurological testing and would even pay for it in full no matter the scope or financial burden to him. Brent Krushner still refuses this help.

[@SunflowerDogs]

Burp's alcoholic dead-eye stare really brings back some fun childhood memories, what a cool guy!

[@ogstackadolla]

Love Tito's. Never heard of it before this podcast, but when the pandemic hit, they donated 2 pallets of sanitizer to the company I work for. We still have 1/2 a pallet left. Thank you Tito's

[@newamerikangospel]

And just like that, everyone forgot the “wiping with my finger” stories from Bert

[@purpleswitch6917]

Exactly where my mind went! 🤢

[@terrenceedmondson9846]

Bark: “I’m not an alcoholic, I just like to drink.” Tim: “They have coffee infused cocktails!” Bernie: “Do they have shots!!!” *Drooling*

[@Filiolus]

@@AgendaInMind Cool story bro. So anyway bert needs help.

[@leojensen9270]

@@AgendaInMind and what medical evidence do you have to support these anecdotes?

[@maddogkilla1]

Bark? Bernie? Wtf, Are you dumb?

[@leojensen9270]

@Pix Zle i was talking to @agenda in mind about his really long bs about sickness

[@shelbyd5095]

@Chris I was about to say..

[@RichRetr0]

Every couple of weeks according to Bertram: This week: "I'm working out pretty good, feeling good, feeling healthy" Next week: "I'm at the heaviest of ever been!"

[@paytonvanwinkle4651]

Next week? I think he switches between these 1-3x per podcast.

[@jamestown910]

😂

[@BrandonLongwell]

I know Bert's drinking is a long running joke, but this podcast made me feel "YIKES" the whole way through.

[@theblankyblankness]

Tom doesn't wear his glove with his special friend cause he'll just copy him.

[@sarahmcdevitt6000]

😂

[@ViewedOak]

If Brent starts wearing a glove people are just gonna think it’s cause he’s tok’d

[@jacobverlee6891]

Lmao didn't even think of the glove

[@MoneyHungryPig]

they record a bunch of episodes back to back in the same day. i dont think tom started wearing a glove at this point.

[@stimpsonsutube]

There’s definitely a type of dude that wears one glove, I saw a gas pumper rocking that look last week, it is the urban dictionary’s definition of “edgy” *edit: Tom wears the glove for humor, but I have seen real life Tok’s thinking that the one glove thing is somehow cool

[@jdh152]

"Homie you just made a coffee stout" is the line of the MF morning

[@sakamotosensei2506]

I love the way Bert constantly cuts Tom off every time he attempts to speak, it's really entertaining, and the his overwhelming insecurity and envy of Tom's career is an amazing bit. He's so funny.

[@ExistentialBordem]

I love how Tom is basically grooming Bert into becoming a full blown Cool Guy.

[@Shuffffff]

Bert is already breaching cool guy territory

[@larsbee]

I love how the car nerd explains to bert how to pronounce Maybach and gets it wrong as well .... these two really have found each other... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@eahernandez8856]

When tom stares into the camera after Brent says some ridiculous things absolutely kills me 🤣

[@antinsanwo]

It’ always gets me too 😂 Tony and the audience are all in on the jokes and barf is completely ignorant lmao

[@soluna6513]

At 15:11 when he says the word "weight " . his heart & chair drop a level . almost got me fired at how hard i laughed during monday morning meeting hahaha

[@dancehallvibes42]

There is no way he's less than 260 hahaha

[@DamnThatsFunny308]

What do U do?

[@Drewx2k6]

This episode might hold the record for the amount of times Tom does a "Jim" into his camera in response to something wild Bert just said hahahah

[@DownriverRat]

This episode HAS to be a record for how little Tom has spoke. Brett was nuts this ep!

[@imjustapancake3188]

Too true :(( he was pretty trashed this episode

[@uwotm]

As an alcoholic i can one humdread percent guarantee his panic attacks are from drinking and lack of rest. Get them the same way especially when i dont sleep

[@ashlylemage8166]

You never enter deep sleep.

[@rflanaganagan8489]

Then your brain starts to try get sleep during waking hours - delerium tremors The same can happen with the devil's lettuce 🥬

[@jordanphillips7344]

The more I watch this the less I drink

[@joeyfaoro6308]

Bart saying “you can drink 100 of these and not get drunk” only for it to turn out to have almost double the Alc% of a typical light bear is soooo alcoholic it’s almost not even funny… but it is.

[@thabrownieviking]

The unintentional typo of light bear makes this so much funnier lol

[@Doorito_]

I'm convinced he's got the same thing as ozzy osbourne

[@vloppysagina]

@@Doorito_ addictive personality and the presentation of being the life of the party?

[@TheNinjaBlade77]

Anybody else feel like they're stuck in Groundhog Day listening to Bart week after week?

[@DrDime_]

He's fucking insane in my opinion, I give the dude 5 years of life left max.

[@alexgregory6682]

"Keep goin, keep goin" as he repeatedly interrupts and talks over Tom, telling him to keep going. 😂😂😂

[@Bonifaquisha]

Bert: "This is gonna sound very creepy, and I am drunk. . ." His best friend: "Please continue while we broadcast your assuredly irresponsible statement to a few hundred thousand people."

[@ExistentialBordem]

His best friend is the Cool Guy Vlun curator! I'd expect nothing less! He's grooming Bert to be a cool guy.

[@williamphelps8550]

I’m uh-hundred percent sure that Bart got the word ‘rudderless’ on his word of the day toilet paper.

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

Toilet paper? You mean his smelly finger?

[@Raaandy]

Bert just learned the term "rudderless", apparently. Said it about 20 times in 5 minutes. lol

[@FaterialL]

him and his 400 lunges in 20 minutes

[@Greeezy]

That's what happens when you're the size of an actual boat.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

"Apparently, I'm apparently rudderless"

[@jldrum89]

The chair literally taking Bret down a notch 👌🏼

[@Sarah-pp1ki]

The hooters plane part got me lol. Bert “hey you know the B-man! Let’s bang out a couple commercials, get your fried shrimp, grouper sandwich and then ok ladies let’s go… to Tampa…. Or wherever.” I love how excited he was during that whole pitch but ends up in Tampa 😂

[@zackmitchell9587]

Can’t believe he still called it “Precious Gems.” 😂

[@Filiolus]

Wet brain.

[@JSorb]

It’s on purpose as it was the first time

[@billybob5898]

@@JSorb sure it was

[@joemcevoy2553]

Garth is seriously catching on! He liked my bodies post!

[@BeefyPrime]

My favorite thing is the production crew laughing so loud.. I love it. Lol

[@edwardkaszynski8446]

"i've been interviewing you alot lately" - the guy who hasn't shut tf up for tim in 105 episodes

[@chobblegobbler2536]

“Her physical flaws make me feel safe inside her”

[@SirrTokesalot]

10/10 burnt crystler

[@jrbanks6380]

We the same 😂

[@ryananderson586]

Bert is so wholesome and fucking gross.

[@DrDime_]

The most gay thing ive ever heard come out of a man's mouth.

[@bettiedavis1000]

The Chicago Reserve even has a bar with Starbucks drinks.

[@jpenhall]

Tom's look at the camera while Bert is describing how Aaron Rogers smelled had me dying.

[@cashismack1885]

Personally, I've been going through alot lately, but while watching Brad break that seat was the hardest I have laughed so far all year. You two are priceless together 😊

[@patrickburton1401]

Hope you’ve been good homie. Life is rough but it’s nice to have a little laugh.

[@petejones5227]

Bert talking about weight loss and then almost breaking the chair 😂

[@antinsanwo]

That was just so perfect I lost it 😂 sums barf up perfectly

[@lukewojdylo9241]

I thought this WAS the 2nd season of Love on the Spectrum.

[@andrestein6022]

Hahahahaha AYE AYE AYE

[@2pacfan56]

@@andrestein6022 just lemme eatcha

[@garcimq]

So fun to hear about places Tom visits and hearing Bert react to him it’s like a great travel show!

[@frecklefart909]

"Do you think the people listening can tell I'm drunk?"... Yes Bert, yes we can 😂😂

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

If hes breathing, he's drunk.

[@whothatguy3358]

When Bert decided to try Guinness with his coffee, IMMEDIATELY I thought, “He’s gonna say he loves it, he always loves his own creations”, and sure enough he loves it and Tom says the same thing 🤣🤣

[@jonathan2416]

Irish car bombs have been around for a while

[@TimTrOn3000]

First off, Irish car bomb doesn't involve coffee. 2nd, a splash of coffee in a guineas is dope as fuck. Very deleicious

[@andrewtruex]

How has this dude Bert never heard of coffee and Guinness. Idiot

[@JohnSmith-tk9ls]

lol also guinness makes a nitro brew coffee version of their drink

[@codydillard8918]

The chair giving up was easily my favorite part.

[@guyledouche6039]

Just skip to ---> 3:40 Skip ad read---> 21:14 Skip 3rd ad read--> 40:18 Skip last ad read--> 58:43

[@TheComedyGuitarGuy]

"Its not milk... its a plane!" The most I've laughed all week

[@tryitout-701]

Bert, you’d still be hilarious as a sober guy. It’s not the alcohol, it’s you.

[@brianbarrett2487]

Are we sure of that. Seems like the dude has been trashed since his first TV show.......

[@filthyfrank.5]

@@brianbarrett2487 naw. U also like ur own comment lmao

[@BusterBaxter]

@@brianbarrett2487 I think you should be supportive, because someone getting clean isn't a joke. Bert needs help man. You're just like him, and the same reason he won't get clean, just a fear that " oh well if I'm not drinking no one will give a shit about my jokes" like no dawg, if you're a good comedian, your jokes won't suffer from sobriety. He makes jokes on podcasts, stone sober, all the times and they are some of his best.

[@lenderzconstable]

He is so unfunny. How does anybody think he’s funny? They probably love that stupid hyena sound he always makes too….

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

@@BusterBaxter he straight up just needs to admit defeat, get broken down to nothing, and completely restart. Like, take him away from Tom, Leanne, the girls, his phone, literally everything. Make him dry up for a week, then spend 3 weeks finding medicine (he needs something, let's be honest), having him eat well, start reading, doing yoga and exercising. The dude would be unrecognizable in the absolute best way.

[@phillychillz1337]

I love it when Burt gets jealous of Tom's fun tour events. He's like a toddler finding out his best friend went to Disney and he didn't get invited 😆

[@zb2584]

Oh if you follow both of them on IG anytime Barf post anything Tom likes it! Any time Tom post something that maybe gets Barf jealous he won't like it or he will leave a shit ass comment! He is so jealous that Tom is doing shows with Chapelle, Ross, Rogan etc...Fact is Barf is a hack! His success ways on those that drink too much & love to hear the jackass speak nonsense on a platform they could never obtain! It's unbearable at times how much of a twat he is!

[@cynister801]

@@zb2584 wow that's crazy. stop watching 2 bears then, hater. also its *weighs by the way

[@sportyj123]

the collective groan when bert stirs the drink with his finger was hilarious

[@shawnmendibles1922]

Wait till Bert finds out that Guinness already makes a cold brew coffee with 4% abv. Lol

[@ShredHouseGaming]

Bert’s life flashed before his eyes when the chair went down

[@marycallahan7795]

😂😂😳

[@gangsterspairofdice1037]

Don't worry the ghost of liver disease future isn't going to let anything come between it and Bert's soul.

[@jonnyc8675]

Bert actually thinking he is the first human to add coffee to beer. Lol.

[@andrewtruex]

A real life r-word

[@georgekontorousis132]

Def on the tok spectrum

[@jordanlightsynakowski7176]

Switch the name of the show to "drunk talks while comedian listens"🤣🤣🤣

[@Jattmafia313]

It’s sad to see Bert talk about his anxiety but then also put alcohol in his coffee and not see the causes and effects in his life…

[@tommymarsh9257]

Bert: I am scared of Corona Virus Also Bert: Everyone drink from this cup i stirred with my finger!

[@EthanRoss22]

Knowing full well that he doesn't wash his hands after he shits. No chance I'd go anywhere near anything he'd even touched.

[@waightforrest1737]

*has admitted to wiping ass with hand

[@MrTakedownkd]

You gotta respect the fact Bart tries to let tim talk but then after 4 seconds gets bored and interrupts him He tries

[@brandonmcclellan963]

I really wish Tom could talk more

[@HeyImBrim]

He's such a child...

[@jessicawells-jamieson4490]

Interrupts to talk about himself. Such a narcissist.

[@probablynot879]

He’s scared Tom is going to be funnier than him, which inevitably he will be

[@AnComJohnny]

I am PRAYING they ended up recording a second episode, next week is gonna be insane if so

[@boaridng4life]

Man I could see the screams in Toms eyes you know man’s tired when he can’t hide that

[@alfaro999]

I know Tim loves Bart, but Jesus even he was tired after this one..

[@goerdn]

So was I

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Is anyone watching these for any other reason than to watch Bert's downfall at this point?

[@vloppysagina]

Damn, I really wanted to hear about Tom's experiences on his tour more. I wonder how weird it feels to be best friends with a content machine.

[@Gabriel.Melendez]

Love all four of you, thumbs up for 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

[@TheRedeye6]

Man, the way these dudes just casually and genuinely drop "I love you" to each other is wholesome as fuck. And I appreciate it.

[@anthonyzullo]

"why are you always tired but you dont do anything?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" Lmao!

[@children0fthegrave]

Props to Enny for not shattering Bert's dreams by telling him that just about every micro brewery in the world makes a coffee stout 🤣 not an original thought, Bart

[@HisHowliness]

Narragansett makes a coffee stout. It's not just micros. Shit is ubiquitous.

[@children0fthegrave]

@@HisHowliness fair enough, craft brewery would be a better description

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

Its like when he thought he invented soup last episode

[@AlreadyAway]

We make coffee stouts by making cold brew and adding it to a stout.

[@colind1637]

Yeah and specifically what he did Guinness already has a name, a Dublin iced coffee.

[@dylanturley7291]

I love hearing Tom talk about cars, wish he did more with it.

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

I've always thought he might be a closeted car guy.

[@larsbee]

I love how the car nerd explains to bert how to pronounce Maybach and gets it wrong as well .... these two really have found each other... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@kylemitchell5007]

I genuinely feel bad for Bart, the mental gymnastics he does to convince himself he's not an alcoholic is impressive.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

You'd think all those gymnastics would at least burn some calories

[@Filiolus]

@@Christopher-md7tf Just brain cells.

[@JR-rz1br]

I knew he was in trouble when he doubled down on the fact that he refuses to ever fully stop drinking. It's not an option to consider ever, at any age. He will never fully quit.

[@HomeGrowin]

Literally just got caught up and finished ep 104. It's a good morning. Appreciate it fellas. Love the pod

[@jsprechs7847]

Bert with glasses on looks like a dad reading permission slip, that he already knows he's not going to sign.

[@rastacoffman]

Tom; " I love the way ur brain works" 😂love these two

[@unaccompaniedflyer7012]

Bert talking about how he gave a Ted Talk on the Middle East. Tom: “Is this your new hour?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mry9440]

Bert’s energy making me feel like I need a 30 day alcohol detox… I don’t even drink.

[@JFRED_254]

Take a drink everytime Bart says "by the way"...

[@zachbradley9082]

Make sure Brent Crystals doesn’t have covid, Rogers tested positive.

[@josef2012]

Holding out hope that Bart keeps this legendary "B-Man" character/persona as a permanent mouthbreathing feature.

[@dpl5804]

That's Brendon Walsh's nickname

[@ole_limberlegs]

Burnt yelling at the booth boys as if they aren't wearing headphones, everytime

[@MayhamRC]

Finally an episode you can drink along with!! Doesn’t happen enough anymore.

[@portal432]

Bert is on another level on this one. Man he’s spiraling so hard for the first 20 min

[@oleossantiago2369]

This podcast is almost getting hard to watch and listen too. It’s just Bart trying to convince himself he doesn’t have a drinking problem.

[@breadlytoasted]

That was the theme before 2b1c, his group of friends literally made a whole month long sobriety event twice just to get him to stop drinking for a second

[@charlottem.1477]

Bert is Van Wilder. So, what part isn’t making sense for you!? Just stop, or are you addicted?! Lmao

[@OUTLAWinTX]

Or actually allowing Tom to talk for more than 1 sentence before a 5 minute run on about himself. Bert NON STOP talks about Bert

[@ericlorance2089]

Barts new special: “Diarrhea of the mouth and Constipation of the brain” Your welcome

[@millenniumkenobi7291]

i looked away for the chair drop. had to rewind. im crying laughing lmao

[@aldertyler]

Saw Tom perform in Seattle a couple weeks ago, and I've been waiting to hear him talk about his experiences in the city.

[@petejones5227]

When Bert said who comes to this show just to see Tom?……Me exactly Me

[@cadam4272]

Tom: *telling a story* Bert: *interrupting* GRAB ME A GUINNESS

[@washedupwill3360]

Always love the best duo keep up the greatness

[@LiquidDaylight]

That whole Hooter's conversation had me dying. 😆

[@andrewpowers3719]

I challenge Burt to give his co-host over 50% of the airtime, during just one of his podcasts.

[@jeremiahsavage]

You just lost your life bud

[@staynielherbayn657]

Bert thinking he invented coffee stout made me laugh more than it should have

[@christopher152]

You can invent something without being the first one to do it…dummie.

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@christopher152 that’s not how it works... “dummie”(It’s spelt “dummy” by the way) So I can put cheese and steak in bread and say I am the inventor of a cheese steak? Put gin and tonic water together and say I just invented a drink called a g&t?

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@christopher152 can’t say he invented something when I literally just went to my local pub and had a coffee and cinder stout...

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@christopher152 That's called discovering then, not inventing. Your noggin needs a tuneup bro

[@christopher152]

@@staynielherbayn657 No, you can’t invent Gin and Tonic if you already know of it. I don’t know what a cheese steak is, but it’s the same concept. The act of inventing something is to to create something unknown through a process of imagination.