Every Black Person Needs A Few White Friends. Drew Thomas

Every black person needs a few white friends. or at least thats how Drew Thomas feels in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Drew talks about the differences between hanging out with his white friends and hanging out with his black friends. Whether you're someone who has a spaceship in your garage, or you're just someone looking to get a ride, this clip from Drew Thomas is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@gogoscorner1111]

How can he be so calmly funny? 😂😂😂

[@Mobile131]

Fucking AMAZING

[@bz3105]

I think that's his angle.

[@mankind2393]

He's mastered delivering dead-panned jokes

[@vabriga1]

My guess is that he has heard those jokes few times already. 😜

[@olaoluwaelijah6154]

Exactly

[@erictrainor4345]

The idea that he’s joking about white people having spaceships to get off the planet in front of a Utah crowd is 👨‍🍳 💋.

[@Radnick0024]

Bruh I'm pretty sure Scientology is in LA, mate. Saves Tom Cruise a couple hours of driving

[@kinanshmahell8065]

​@@Radnick0024 he is talking about mormons

[@Radnick0024]

@@kinanshmahell8065 Been Mormon for 30 years now, still no clue where they keep the spaceships the non-members apparently know so much about. 🤔

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

I'm ex-mormon and there's nothing about spaceships in the belief system. Wtf are you talking about?

[@diallog1]

"And I don't wanna be the only Black person on the new planet. Somebody's moon-rock come up missing, and here we go with this BS again?" 😂😂😂

[@jeremyjacobs4991]

I love this guy’s delivery.

[@lehakwelesetla1631]

😂Oh, yeah...same!❤

[@porkch0mp538]

I watched it on mute with captions and its still real good

[@Patriot46426]

Perfect

[@massari4u]

Yeah man I just discovered him, he is so smooth! , as you said his delivery!!!!

[@globalismoblackman]

The punchlines are a hit always 😅😂

[@bracebrooks967]

So refreshing to hear some good comedy without cursing in it. It's also amazing how he looked partially depressed and hardly smiled during this segment yet still managed to make the audience laugh.

[@joso7228]

Deadpan Comedy

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

This is Dry Bar. It's a comedy club in Provo Utah. They don't serve alcohol and the comedy is always clean

[@DarrenMartin-bw8zi]

Ummm. Welcome to Drybar 😂😂😂

[@brettbarager9101]

I made the same comment about one of his other vids!

[@george.a7364]

And he is looks so serious while killing you with laughter.

[@bernie9728]

Not sure why this came up on you tube, but this guy is pure gold. Thanks brother, I have not laughed this much in a very long time.

[@angelamossucco2190]

Subscribe to him! ❤

[@JusticeOuinn420]

Ikr!!! He popped up in my feed as well and I have been watching his video's back to back☺

[@kenmorgan316]

Wear Dave's pajamas 😂, he's Dead 😂

[@dunstanngalomba9459]

I'm pretty sure, he killed Dave with his jokes😂😂😂 dude is so funny

[@t.bailey5043]

He is right. I got a white friend going to give me a lazy boy chair. He's holding it until I move in my new house. In my area is not many black like where I'm at now. Especially the elderly. They love to talk. They even tell you some of their personal business if they see you are a good person to talk to. Not too many people you can find doing this. My house has gotten damaged in a storm so I'm in an area where their a lot of white people. They would respect you if you respect them. Not all are bad. They love to go to events. I go to concerts,ball games and coming up there a gospel event coming up I'm going to. I'm like man this what I'm talking about.

[@huachichibitch66]

🖤

[@jodirenaud7917]

La z boy is expensive. I just bought one. 😂

[@SorbetthekindUbuyina2ndhandsto]

Amen

[@t.bailey5043]

@@jodirenaud7917 Yeah they are. It's a blessing I'm being given one. I sat in it before. I mean it is comfortable too. He told me I'll give it to you. I was like thanks

[@juliearmfield2634]

White people love casseroles and potluck suppers 😂

[@jackofalltempos]

"Somebodys moon rock missin here we go again with this shit." "Only one brother on Mars. Dammit wheres tyrone to blame when ya need him"

[@ZAZ-bw4wz]

I get all the jokes except the moon jokes. Can someone explain. I'm not American and English is not my first language

[@rainsofhealing]

He’s hilarious 😂 ridin the moose.

[@lsd8497]

"Back the car" 😂

[@bulaambrosio2802]

He's so effortless 😂😂😂 hilarious

[@VeganPrepper]

Holy crap, almost no one can come to my house without me giving them something. 😂 I feel called out.

[@darelet]

Can we be friends?

[@pimpmaestro5666]

He is so chilled and hilarious

[@malcolmmutambanengwe3453]

Watching from Zimbabwe, Africa. I haven't laughed this hard since the movie Coming to America.

[@seeleygirl6178]

My favorite kind of comedy. A real observation of our differences, ok, slightly exaggerated, we can laugh at ourselves and each other.

[@penelopepitstop762]

Agreed!

[@jonceewalsh.]

This guy is truly witty love the delivery 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@bruceyboy7349]

I watch a lot of comedy and I laugh inside a lot. The fact that I make audible noises when this guy talks is a testament to his comedic skills. (I'm English too)

[@ronleon62]

Drew's delivery is masterful!

[@sherrireed4959]

I want a full episode of this guy!

[@patrickivindyo8711]

😂 he's the Steph Curry of comedy. So chilled in his devastatingly funny delivery.

[@TheSleepingonit]

He's hilarious, I've gotten along fine with black and Hispanic neighbors

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

They're just nice to you because they want to get on your spaceship. 😉

[@nickgoldring1446]

Thanks for reminding me how pathetically my fellow whites often behave. Oh, and blacks.

[@estellejohnson7406]

Oh sure, because you have a spare bedroom with pajamas left by some dead relative!

[@TheSleepingonit]

@@estellejohnson7406 what the fuck are you talking about? I meant as neighbors

[@A-broken-clay-jar]

Now come to think of it, all my white friends have a spare bedroom. My husband is a white, so we have our own spaceship 😂

[@546people]

He did great. Can’t wait to see more of him.

[@michaelshields4514]

The pancakes are what killed Dave.

[@marvinbienaime2012]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mandarkastronomonov2962]

😂😂😂😂

[@lorajacks3367]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@penelopepitstop762]

Now I have a craving for pancakes lol

[@petebutler5139]

😜😅😂😂😂😂

[@haitianblakk]

He's cool with his delivery and that's what makes it interesting

[@lynnetheridge1765]

Thanks for the giggles! 💕

[@zb3495]

If he mentioned it they would’ve let him keep the canoe

[@brendarewan7441]

My former supervisor: A black female retired colonel used to say “That dog don’t hunt “ so funny to me.

[@t.amis1-6769]

He SMOOTH with his Delivery! Jokes Just roll out Easy!

[@johnmantovani7285]

Incredibly good writing, spot-on. Your audience loves you😊 also, fantastic delivery🎉 I would not be surprised if you wrote material for others

[@lynghee159]

Great, funny & clean comedy? Hysterical 🤣

[@bantupiwe9192]

What a man🎉..what a delivery🎉🎉

[@vbetta8979]

Very unique! Can say I never heard a routine like this. Somebody's moon rock goes missing, lol.

[@sneakysnake8562]

Underrated comedian

[@BIZZLLENIZZLLE]

Even how he holds the microphone to his chin is hilarious.

[@ZolfeLee-qg9rw]

His comedy is intelligent ,amazing

[@bezizwedlamini1575]

As soon as I saw the audience 3:33 and realized it was mostly white...I understood why it was relatable for the audience cause they wouldn't stop laughing...even when I wasn't 😂

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

😂😂😂😂

[@SameerPrehistorica]

He is good, i want to see more of him. The pancakes, spaceships stuff was very funny. Seems like now i want some pancakes.

[@ramseynubes3586]

Yes, he is spot on about the pan cakes and Give you items etc...

[@benjaminleonard5770]

…I didn’t come here for this! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@USA50_]

That's so true! I know people like that 😂❤🇺🇲

[@humblejoy3564]

really smooth and love his seriousness!

[@barbarabonnette2705]

This is the best comedian I’ve seen in a very long while! Thanks, Man! Another white friend! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zghani2410]

Drew Thomas is simply NATURAL!

[@kerricorser4562]

This guy is funny!!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@novellacruce6128]

Wayment! I'm half white and I didn't know about the space ship! 🤔

[@jonathangault3335]

You need white friends with space ships 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AurorahDey]

I’m falling OUT😆😆

[@davidlucas307]

Then he finds out Dave died from pancakes

[@shannonwestley6895]

😂😂😂

[@evelynwaugh4053]

No, Dave didn't stay over. He drove drunk.

[@shannonwestley6895]

@@evelynwaugh4053 Hahaha that's a good one!

[@Paul_Sleeping]

@@evelynwaugh4053 Actually, he was riding a moose.

[@libertybelllandscaping1757]

Now that's funny

[@BudaMac]

This guy’s extremely funny 😂😂😂

[@limatoshijamir6440]

This guy's the best 😂

[@jasonhare8540]

I do be getting tired of shit and giving it away ... Never even thought about it before 🤔🤣

[@tedereTSSK]

Great delivery. Thanks man

[@priya-lz5oj]

lol, this is a great comedic timing with a calm voice.

[@A-broken-clay-jar]

I have watched this 3 times in two days 😂

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

What's hilarious is that I honestly, if I have a friend drunk over, I will make them pancakes in the morning. I have done that.

[@hugeuglygorillaz9599]

I usually don't go for the "black people do this, white people do that" jokes (most are a bit exaggerated to emphasize differences... just seems an odd thing to do and can come acrossa bit insulting) but this guy did make me actually laugh out loud (especially the canoe bit) and, just to clarify, we do give a lot of shit away if someone complements it.

[@penelopepitstop762]

I love black/white, man/woman, etc humor because we ARE different and that’s ok! 😊

[@luvnalaska44]

He is fantastic!

[@johnberry1107]

Great to find a fresh professional joker!

[@chifupapi]

Notice how he doesn't curse alot, or at all.

[@stephenmccullom928]

I love this guy! He reminds me of Tracy Morgan, but much cleaner!

[@fasameijer794]

Tracy en white people 😂😂😂

[@cawiltu]

I love the clean talk too🥰

[@dorishanoum5573]

🤗, Totally Funny all the way to the end🤣😅👍

[@aj0408aj]

Brilliant man, this guy's brilliant.

[@myst8217]

His weed joke in another video is hilarious.

[@kirknybronx02]

Somebody's moon rock come up missing...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@luvheeley]

no lies were told

[@trademarksmoto]

Someone's moon rock go missin here we go with this B's again 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@a.k.m.3419]

Everything this man said is true. In Canada I keep a kayak on the truck and yes if we see a moose we are trying to ride it, no matter how many people need to get fucked up by the moose.

[@judythompson8227]

gotta love this guy. Love the delivery too...

[@angelas.3645]

I have to say it is true...I have experienced that.

[@MzBettyK]

How is it that just found this much funny tonight⁉️🤣🤣🤣 Drew Thomas, I’m searching for more. 😅

[@delongonsalves2191]

The moon rock joke was off the hook 😂😂

[@astorcarlyle1241]

Clean and brilliantly creative

[@jennifer082255]

A long time ago,a friend wasn't allowed in his house because he was drunk. He slept it off at our house, and Daddy offered him breakfast, but not pancakes.

[@dijerrymedia]

I have experienced this and I know what this man is talking about 😂

[@TheKhulis]

.Genius Delivery! .Never heard of him before.

[@markinmadisonwi]

GREAT material 💯 and great delivery!!!

[@professoryecats1297]

It is great to hear comedy that is clean and doesn't have a lot of cussing and filthy language. The Bowtie Professor!

[@cryptopappy6408]

I had black friends. Now I have black grand children. The only color I see is love. Love is a color isn't it :-) My cat is black and grey stripped. Love her too. The dog is multi-colored. Love is a color. Cuz I love them all and color just helps me know who is who. The stripped cat. The multi-colored dog. The grey squirlle. The brown nutz. The green trees. Love is a color. And boy do I love all the colors. Just found out I have cancer. The trees are greener and the squirrels are nutties and I smile. Thank for the smiles.

[@dlxinfinite7098]

Thank you. I needed to hear this today.. Let it be known, that you have gave some one (me) hope and a reason to fight on and live.

[@daphneharper5287]

WOW, you are absolutely hilarious, your voice alone just makes me laugh you go boy.. I love it 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌺🙏

[@fornlike]

Waou! This one too is very good. He has a real talent.

[@CDN1975]

"You got any warrants?" 😂

[@christydethlefs9850]

So funny 😂

[@dfrees42]

I’m ready for that 🛸 too

[@nightcypha]

Where’s the entire set? This guy is hilarious.

[@a.taylor8294]

Aight, people, don't be in the front row at a comedy bar if you ain't gonna laugh

[@FunkyCarla]

@a.taylor8294 Riiiight, I thought the exact same thing?!! Drew is hilarious!! The 5 guys down front, like almost frowning?!!!🤪🤨🤬 GTFOHWTS...

[@a.taylor8294]

@@FunkyCarla, totally hilarious!

[@doug_1489]

so smooth man 👌

[@BaraAleia]

This guy is pure gold 😂😂😂😂

[@nancygiordano9053]

He’s so funny. Thank you

[@amy-t1h]

no you are awesome my man. i actually belly laughed. hilarious and all class all the way bro.

[@childrenofalessergod]

Straight up- “you got your license- you got any warrants- take the bullets out of the gun…” 😂

[@timothyspencer2861]

This is how stand-up should be no racist word or negative.

[@penelopepitstop762]

I’m happy to say my guest room has everything a guest could need and I learned to do that from my mom. ❤

[@JusticeOuinn420]

As a white person, I can 💯 confirm that yes we do in fact park our spaceships in the third garage☺👽

[@Who_Let_The_Dogs_Out_10-7]

Needs more views !

[@chrisbryan89]

I feel like this is a bit based on Katt’s bit about “getting you some white friends”

[@clarissagafoor5222]

funnily enough my friend from Congo does that - tell her you like a piece of jewlerry she's wearing she trys to give it to you because that's her country's custom.

[@wstafco]

Who is this guy? He's pretty good. His timing and delivery are excellent.

[@NhlamuloRSA]

This guy is hilarious😂

[@jodirenaud7917]

Funny stuff right there. 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@KaizerMayhem007]

Absolutely marvelous! :) :) :)