Every dude played this imaginary game as a kid💰😂☠️ (KvonComedy)

[@aMuenchGrinch]

"I gotta family to feed" That's taking one for the team.

[@kvoncomedy]

Megan Rapinoe wouldn’t do it. She wants an Arby’s roast with beefy lips hahhah

[@aMuenchGrinch]

@@kvoncomedy "She doesn't want a foot long in her mouth"😅

[@kariw.160]

Quite literally

[@monikag1323]

​@@kvoncomedybarf! I swear im going to start a petition to get Arby's banned in Texas! At least in the dfw area!!!

[@gavinschlachta9276]

Sounds more like he giving his family away

[@cousinbryan3007]

You just need to remind that friend, "I'd kill you for a Klondike bar". Puts it in perspective.

[@ttvhero1890]

Mid a$$ ice cream 💀

[@themagician2008]

​@@ttvhero1890so are you

[@jakobwhaley5641]

​@@themagician2008your response sucked but i had to like it so it would ratio the original guy cause was wrong

[@eternalrage6548]

​@@ttvhero1890 that makes it even better. "I'd have your blood on my hands for an ice cream bar that I didn't even want."

[@Inuxxus]

Id stab an infant for a fucking Mc-sprite

[@michaelg8841]

“Wait, you guys were getting paid?”

[@manuelgibbons5903]

I was paying him

[@respawnnnnnnnnnn]

ill do it for 20 bucks amen

[@jlucardie5805]

Were you referencing Meet The Millers

[@R_Karri]

This guy's gaaaaaaayyyyy

[@Jasonroad]

Shit I'll pay them

[@blobfish4999]

I can feel my heterosexuality dwindles every time I see a crisp $20 bill

[@Superman_305]

"$100 bucks is $100 DAMN IT!" 💀😂

[@tutran8363]

Game is game!!

[@omgitzthunderlol4598]

Hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks

[@nicogervacio3760]

The whole 20 bucks!

[@lepperkin]

"one hundred dollars bucks is one hundred dollars damn it!"

[@sathira_anuk5179]

I'll do it for free

[@Ender140]

My heterosexuality: exist 20 whole bucks:

[@illeatthat]

👉🏻👈🏻 so theoretically say I had $20?

[@senseimoo366]

​@@illeatthatI'm screaming 😭😭

[@haks7111]

​@@illeatthat😅😂

[@anakyangbudiman8497]

​@@senseimoo366 yeah without S

[@plasticoflamingo2952]

We have, finally, solved the riddle of "where did Bill Gates's first billion dollars come from?"

[@SarahBee727]

😂

[@MyhonestreactionTothatInformat]

🗿

[@matthewball8147]

A close uncle 🤔

[@CoffeeAndBusiness]

Lmao!

[@cecilia...504]

Oh God 😂😂😂

[@jryanw1159]

“See. The answer to a billion is Yes.” 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

Lol

[@Jerseybytes2]

@@kvoncomedy ask an 80 old guy, I bet ya he'll do it just so he can finally find how many licks it takes to tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

[@millenniumman75]

@@Jerseybytes2 One a-two-hoooooooooo - that's it lol

[@EricT3769]

@@Jerseybytes2Can’t we just ask Mr. Owl?

[@EricT3769]

@@BigBreakfast25 OUCH! 😂

[@moldycheesethedemonclown585]

"I aint gay but 20$ is 20$"

[@mathewjones7663]

All those guys burying their face in their hand know it's true! 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

Yuppp

[@AxRd85]

"For a billion dollars would yo-" "YES!! Dick, murder, anything. Just run me that money!" 😂😂

[@thes1lv3rwolf27]

Would you die for a billion (your family/friends/whoever you want gets it)

[@AxRd85]

@@thes1lv3rwolf27 if i have control over exactly how the money is split and who gets it then yes 100%

[@TheNameTag]

​​@@thes1lv3rwolf27if it results in me becoming a vampire yes.

[@saawysorenson4585]

​@@AxRd85if your momma heard you right now she would smack the shit out of you.

[@Latvijas_Amēlija]

​@@AxRd85damn.. i hope you folks are just being dramatic....

[@slypork5030]

In 1990 when I was ten I would only lick the pavement (sidewalk) for a million trillion pounds, now I'd French kiss it for a tenner!😂

[@JJfromPhilly67]

😂😂😂

[@ToasterOven_]

I will and have licked a pavement for my own amusement lol

[@miloheinze529]

​@@ToasterOven_...

[@pfftwhut7638]

Cocaine is a helluva drug 😂

[@anitajones4899]

You're gay dude! You're gay dude! He said he'd do it...He said he'd do it!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You're killin it K-von!!!

[@anitajones4899]

I wish I was able to be in St. Louis Sept. 13th!! YOU WILL BE AWESOME!!! Take it easy on the "Show Me" State ~ will ya please??? Nah...KILL EM K~von...or Kevin, whatever your name is!! Yo name K~von??? How'd you get a black name? 🤣😂

[@bobbygilbert6955]

my boss always jokes "a butt is a butt when the lights are off" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thenacho6354]

My heterosexuality vs 20 whole dollars.

[@BichaeldeAngelo]

Solid stuff- I’m curious to see more of your sets in the future!

[@ouiroc]

You're the modern-day replacement for George Carlin and we thank you for that keep on rocking kavon

[@au51emu]

The guy he stole it from had a better delivery

[@Eduardedb]

There’s guy in their 60s who would do it just for the experience 😂

[@j_fbi7610]

“We have Jensen Ackles at home”. Funny af too.

[@jangofett4547]

Thought so too hahahah

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

"Youre GAY dude" "Nah, I a venture capitalist"

[@WhipRunner]

The chicks in the audience relating on another level😂

[@ferosdc]

Girl, by how much you did it? XXXX$ All that money?wow, i only get half of that, but maybe in the future i will reach your level.

[@NitrousDragon]

Damn, inflation hits differently here. 😂😂

[@MrGaleor]

I knew damn well where this joke was going from the bottom of my heart lol.

[@roackyroad585crunch8]

Fr like I gotta pay for my tuition somehow 😭

[@Bostonlowkeycrazy]

I’m 19 I still do this. I find imagining them doing whatever it is for the money hilarious

[@cjaguilar6762]

Same bro same

[@timcarr71]

Shit man where's that 100k guy at?

[@TPHB5011]

Reminded me of Eddie Murphy story... the kids teasing each other over ice cream... Comedic gold, this is awesome cant wait for the special and subsequent JRE Podcast 💪💪💪

[@izzieb.2926]

"I got some iiiiccceee cream, and you can't haaave none, 'cause yo momma's on weeellfare, and your daddy's an alcohooolllic! Wanna lick? SIKE! I got some iiice cream.........."

[@cantocraft]

This dude makes me crack up! Loved and was surprised to see you on PBD!!

[@kvoncomedy]

Glad you enjoyed! Yesss pbddd

[@emanon8537]

As a lesbian…20 bucks is 20 Bucks

[@MarshallPeters-ny2yl]

Well I got 50$ 😂😂

[@emanon8537]

@@MarshallPeters-ny2yleven better😂

[@kv4648]

​@@emanon8537ayy you got that dude as your pfp

[@lorenzeboneshirt1286]

A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks 😂😂😂😂

[@phoenixmason4101]

The list of things I wouldn’t do for $1 billion is very short

[@justAplayer333]

One guy once said: "million is a lot, for million you are not gay. You are a businessman."

[@chrismckinney2952]

Kvon, you had me in stitches with this joke.. keep posting to the net as great to see them and get a laugh.. you remind of when I was young and people could laugh at themselves

[@3xt1Collatz]

My dad use too say for a million dollars I’d suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 🤣

[@Strutability]

The interviewer is so cute 😊 you can tell that she's so focused on happiness, she's glowing!

[@KCsFunHouse]

What always cracks me up is that you ask a check if she’d kiss a girl for a million dollars, her answer will be something along the lines of “wait people are getting paid?”

[@johnqueen2754]

for a billion dollars???? can i get 5 dollars worth!!!😂😂😂

[@tutran8363]

1 billion for 1 time, I'd do it, as long as I'm quarterbacking and not wide receiving. Shiiiii....call me gay all you want. 😂😂😂

[@OldRhino]

Don't worry man, it's only gay if you push back. 😂

[@tutran8363]

@@OldRhino lmao!! I'm such a giver though...😆

[@tutran8363]

@@PotatoeSnow lol, you got yourself a deal.

[@Lorvay]

Let's be real for one billion you would gladly be on the receiving end.

[@tutran8363]

@@Lorvay you right, no BBC though. 😂

[@shilohstore6086]

I always used to say why you got a million dollars if not don't worry about it that would end the conversation right there😂😂😂

[@PatchesTanxHoney]

K-von, if a guy asked me if I would hook up with a certain guy, I would hook up with a dude for 1 million at this point......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Braveboss1982]

Dude where do you come up with this shit 😂. Funny funny 😂

[@damnjekyll]

I thought the punchline was gonna be him turning to his homie n asking if he had tht amount on him atm 😅

[@PA1NK1LLER]

This is so fucking funny because all of it is true!!!! That imaginary dude is never there when rent is due! When are you coming to Maryland? I used to perform at Magooby's Joke House. You would sell that place out!!!

[@matthewchristeson6589]

Hearing that "I have a family to feed" made me think of Egotaptor's PSP video

[@SpaghettiNoob]

Never sell your soul

[@_apsis]

what would you do it for

[@chadklaren9537]

What about that ass?

[@Chebab-Chebab]

The soul is immortal

[@draxkenta2045]

Would you sell you soul for 2 billion dollars?

[@brandonlopez3414]

You’re not selling your soul, you’re selling your body and guess what people do that everyday

[@natakhavan]

Very true...I'll always remember some sh*t like this from all the boys I hung out with when i was a kid!

[@TheKingsJarl]

This guy is naturally funny,I love’m

[@alpha_echo86]

Amazing execution!!😂

[@madtabby66]

My response is “unless you’ve got the money right here, right now, shut up.

[@zackgaul4436]

"i've got a family to feed" x,D

[@AFVEH]

This is so f*cking true! 😂😂😂

[@feelingtardy]

i immediately thought of that workaholics episode. "did you say 900 bucks" lol

[@mhopkins7954]

OMG, he's so right! I'm 42 and DTF for 10K, and I love women only!

[@NickiBoi_109]

“I’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks”

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

"So we've agreed that youre gay, now we're just negotiating the price"-Winston Churchill, 2023

[@solshu]

No we have agreed that I'm willing to be bi if the price is right lol

[@overpercent]

"it's funny but it's true" -Homer Simpsons 😂😂

[@EliteJroc309]

I’m not gay but…….. 20$ is 20$ my guy 😂

[@orcaolivegames]

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20... Wait no.. I am gay, and $20 is still $20

[@victore8342]

"what do you think I am?!" "We already established what you are, the rest is negotiation" 💰💰

[@bobeyay]

Im not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks

[@jaylebo2025]

My favourite t shirt I’ve ever seen read “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

[@micahjones3695]

"You guys are getting paid?"

[@karlkinkler1635]

My cousin and i still, to this day, do the would you rather jokes. Im 42 and hes 39. It never leaves male humor

[@kaiocrap6965]

😂 bro preaching rn

[@6shoresy9]

"If it gets me a couple hundred miles up the interstate, ill takr a shot in the mouth!" -George Carlin explaining the 'Unwritten rules of the Road'

[@mupetmower7807]

No matter what anyone says... you're God damn right.

[@FTW60]

TIME FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND

[@PhilJLF]

Oh gosh, thanks for reminding me of not middle school but Jr High lol

[@user-bbc433.]

I have a family to feed 😂😂

[@javiersds8081]

"I'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars." - Anonymous

[@BoneMellow]

Dude im 23, not a gay bone in me, if some dude comes up and offers me anything more then $1,000 id be givin that guy the gawk gawk vacuum 5000 deluxe. A homie is strugglin.

[@kimmidojo6102]

Dude, you're so great!! I just want to hang out with you, have a beer ... and snort beer outta my nose while you make me laugh!!! 🤣

[@Beainkle]

This man looks like Jensen Ankles in so many ways

[@xblaze45]

TRUTH!! 💯

[@Zo-E_DSG]

“I WILL PAY YOU”

[@visitnamanga]

ALWAYS FUNNY!!!!❤

[@TaperTario]

Cant be a lads lad without being IN a lad

[@wind10miko]

When you're 30 $5000 sounds nice 😂 for real

[@teresarosemcallister2604]

So fucking accurate 🤣🤣

[@johnlorch3484]

Wanna go camping? 😂😂😂

[@jaxatron47]

As a 23 year old, $20 is $20

[@Wellactually123]

My answer to that question always was, "Well, now we know what you would buy if you had a billion dollars."

[@ziotem8243]

😂😂😂 You will have to stop me for a Grant

[@pablopipipopo]

Comedy like it should be.

[@nanners8814]

You forgot about college days. $10 is $10 you know

[@Spiggle25]

“Oh he’s paying me?!”

[@troudbalos333]

"Duuude, idd do it for free"

[@The_Palette01]

If that was my homie I’d say “Screw the mill I’d do it for free” 💀💀💀

[@alexjunamisao1470]

You are probably among the fearless man to talk about all the things happening right now. Probably next to Dave Chappelle.

[@kvoncomedy]

That’s a great compliment thank u

[@alexjunamisao1470]

I am honored. Thanks. And bless you my friend.

[@gabrielarkangelo]

To be fair.. with 1 billion you can "date" like.. one thousand different gals and that would cancel the gay polarity and you will still have hundreds of millions to live in peace and also can donate a few of those millions to help the poor. It's a win win.

[@RogerThat1945]

Nah; the person thinking that game up when I was a kid would have been KTFO.

[@dialecticalmonist3405]

"I've got a family to feed." I've got a soul to feed. And money don't feed it.

[@DarvakSondrath]

Feeding your soul doesn't feed your family.

[@dialecticalmonist3405]

@@DarvakSondrath Fasting feeds the soul.

[@jarradblair1793]

Haha yer so true, where the fuck is that million dollar man😂

[@jonathanleichtfried2770]

Bro a twenty is a lotta money

[@the_radio_demon-1933]

1bil is enough to support you comfortably for your whole life and some extra

[@ocrap6992]

I've heard this joke a few times even just on KZbin now

[@kvoncomedy]

Many people share my famous clips

[@BNuts]

So this is the origin of the "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20" T-shirt.

[@hudsonhaynie1632]

If you’re NOT gay for a billion, then there’s a problem.

[@scantyoutube5649]

"Would you hook up with a dude f-" Yes.

[@Bobby.Kristensen]

The singer 50 cent know the real value of love.

[@SarahBee727]

Chad Kroeger thought he did but he wants his nickel back

[@nunyabusiness4904]

I honestly feel like if some insanely rich dude like Elon Musk sat down across from you and handed you a blank check and said "Write any amount you want on there and after you blow me you can go cash the check." everyone would find that dollar amount they'd do something they never thought they'd do for. It's Elon Musk you know he's good for damn near any amount you wrote on there.