Game of Thrones Abridged #70: Tyrion IX, AGOT

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[@Dan-fu9eo]

they smoke pipeweed I believe, at least the hobbits. have no idea what Radegast has but I want some

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Yeah same here. I have no idea what it is but I'd love to know what Radegast is on.

[@dams6829]

Daniel Mráz Olorin is real smoker here, Curumo is second. Aiwendil doesn't even hold a candle to thos two.

[@shieraseastar9300]

Longbottom Leaf was the choice cut for Hobbits and Gandalf. It was the discovery of barrels of the Southfarthing grown leaf which gave Gandalf pause after the fall of Isengard (that Saruman's reach might have extended to the Shire and foreshadowing the ills which had befallen there).

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Thank you Shiera!

[@tbunating1451]

Saruman says that he's on mushrooms

[@jesriddle5450]

Wearing full armor in water will make you drown. Hmm interesting... maybe D&D should take some notes. Lol

[@rikkeholmberg]

THE LONG NIGHT HAS ENDED!

[@lauraviniconis3006]

Schwift emerged as Schwift the wight

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Schwift the wight... I see what you did there...

[@IvorMektin1701]

Laura Viniconis Wight Supremacy

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Rich FiveFiveSix rich are you in the squwad ? Who the hell ARE you?.....

[@IvorMektin1701]

Hairless Oyster I won't do Facebook, ever!!!

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Rich FiveFiveSix cheers ! I'll see you on the tubey yube.

[@kerrinoir]

Flement Brax FOR LIFE!

[@mrfredriclundberg]

Finally, I started getting withdrawal without the schwift

[@stephaniemorris1706]

I think we all were!

[@zetsubanned4308]

Holy shit for the last few days I was concerned I entered a dark dimension where my best one-sided internet-friend wasn't drunkenly explaining ASOIAF chapters to me while I drink alone. Now *that* is the shade that would make it the darkest timeline, and for that, I thank you for existing.

[@55bueller]

My sweet, beautiful unicorn Flement Brax. He is the only Narwald that I mean to bend the knee too!

[@55bueller]

Thank you Jeebus!!!!!

[@stephaniemorris1706]

You mean thank you Flement Brax

[@smashedavo6949]

My skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, my lungs are finally working properly, I am complete. Thank you Alt, you and the rest of the beautiful squwad bring great light in this time of videoless dark :P

[@stephaniemorris1706]

We're back and opening with a LOTR tangent. This is amazing. Thank you so much for updating! You've come back stronger even if you've lost some memories Alt! We got a shout out! Schwift saw our channel! Nice! THANK YOU FOR CHECKING IT OUT. YOU'VE GOT SOME AMAZING FANS PUTTING THEIR BEST SCHWIFT FORWARD. #schwiftysquwad

[@55bueller]

Yes we are back Steph and better than ever!!

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Amazing as always! I finished this episode, and just restarted it!

[@catathielemann3239]

I'm not even gonna try to explain how much we missed you, Alt dear. A hug to everyone on the #schwiftysquwad

[@stephaniemorris1706]

All the hugs and all the cakes. #schwiftysquwad

[@needycatproductions6830]

A hug back.

[@ZaeBae22]

ANNNNNND WE'RE BACK!! :)

[@Etalmyna]

Finally the schwiftyness is back!

[@stephaniemorris1706]

So happy he is! #schwiftysquwad

[@CaptConfuzionMANGO]

"Blokes are dead. And they keep marching." Yep, that's the Others for you. /s

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Do we only get fancy voice effects when you've been gone forever or will this continue through the rest of the book? It's pretty fun. I mean only for important characters like the personification of Tyrion's daddy issues and Flement Brax.

[@Taurickk]

WOOOO!

[@barnowl5665]

ahh finally some quality content eggs dee

[@Br4nTheBuilder]

Thank you, firstly and most importantly, for a new episode! We missed you ser! Also, THANK YOU for the shout out and the links! Love and respect!

[@alcyonae]

[@tenderistheday]

Missed you Schwifty! Thank you for everything :) And for the Squwad YT channel shout out especially :)

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Adva and Bran deserve all the shout out and love for the work they've putting into pulling these things together! So many awesome people have been showing off what they love and it's excellent!

[@tbunating1451]

OMGGGGGGGG I NEEEDED THIS SO BAD

[@stephaniemorris1706]

ME TOO

[@benjaminf8526]

Please put these up as podcasts! I would love to be able to listen to them on my podcast app. Im so glad you are back. This was missing from my life.

[@theveryworstluck1894]

Fingy Crevice is my new band name, I called it.

[@Ghostthegolden]

Sup Squad, love you guys

[@calikal1968]

Oh! What a good day! Hello Alt!! Hello Swhwifty Squad!! The Return!

[@calikal1968]

Had forgotten how good tangents are..

[@55bueller]

Well Hello there!

[@stephaniemorris1706]

The tangents are sooooo good. Hello Alex! #schwiftysquwad

[@andresvkfouri]

The Inn at the Crossroads is very similar to Juan Palomeque's inn in Don Quixote, in which pretty much every character shows up at some point.

[@oliveralfonzobernal4182]

I was about to comment the same thing! The first time I read AGOT I was thinking a lot about that inn and all the crazy shit that happened there

[@VIktoriusviking]

#Schwiftysqwad!

[@stephaniemorris1706]

#schwiftysquwad

[@Lawngnomeking35]

Sweet! Welcome back. I'm excited for whatever videos might pop up in the future.

[@stephaniemorris1706]

I'm excited for the book club idea he keeps mentioning. He seems to really want to give it a try. I think it'd be nice if he is a little ASOIAF burnt out.

[@ProjectSeventy]

I say detail, rather than detail. Detail, though, that's right out.

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Of course you say detail.

[@btarczy5067]

My condolences to Flement Brax. May his unicorn horn impale many a horse of the knights the Brax surrenders himself to. Also Kevan, dude, you‘re supposed to be the good Lannister! Take a leaf out of the book of Brax who is by all accounts a stand up guy, possibly feeding his smallfolk with lamprey pie and Dornish eggs.

[@KlaraL-_-]

Awesome episode! A lot of good Tywin stuff here... And I was happy to hear of Flement Brax again.

[@lisalanducci1817]

These are fun to listen to. I almost spit out my coffee at "blue steel" Gandalf.

[@kevinmoore4237]

Finally! Just what I need to wash the stench of S7 away.

[@SeltzerHour]

Just got home from work! I am so late! So glad this is back

[@Firmus777]

Finish the first Animorphs book before moving on to other things. Please.

[@bcnofne5]

It's alive!!! Glad to have you back. Can you make sure to upload these to, at least, Bandcamp?

[@katie5822]

Tyrion, son of Tywin, son of an amoeba.

[@Jon155mt]

SCHWIFT-MIESTER BACK AT IT AGAIN!!!

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

Dracarys 🔥🔥🔥

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Fuck Yeah !!!!!!

[@stephaniemorris1706]

It's been 20 episodes since your origin story... has it really been such a long schwifty journey? YES. It has. I can't wait for your summary after this. #schwiftysquwad

[@tabeeb99]

I've been waiting for yeeeeaaaarrrrsss

[@stephaniemorris1706]

It feels like it.

[@dianarook9254]

Was flying when this came out. Do you know how hard it is to put on make up while listening to you? 😜😂😂😂 Welcome back Schwift!

[@yeahey5947]

It’s odd Tyrion says there can be no peace with the starks, when he gets to be hand of the king he’s actually the one that doesn’t give them serious peace terms he just railroads them around to buy time for stannis.

[@viktoriascholl5580]

yaaaay it's back

[@CMS5210001]

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[@aarniimmonen9374]

In the Shades of Magic- series there is an inn that exists in four dimensions, and everything just happens there :). I think some character might even refer to it as being the crossroad between the worlds

[@krallis123]

Damn it, I missed you man!

[@sffrnndzn]

Finally!

[@gemmagrennan]

We've missed you! Welcome back ❤

[@stephaniemorris1706]

We missed him so much we started reading to each other. Such an awesome surprise.

[@stephaniemorris1706]

#schwiftysquwad

[@megancamp4854]

I was quite poleaxed to see this video ;)

[@faisalkamal4319]

I don't believe in the Geneva convention - Tywin

[@tabeeb99]

The inn at the crossroad is like the biker chick from durarara

[@cibojules]

Like the Crossroads Inn, Sesame Street has a lot of coincidences happen... just sayin'.

[@shieraseastar9300]

I want to send you some lozenges, Schwift LOL! I've been wondering for a while now if Flement is named after the flehmen response?? In horses (and cats) it aids them in finding out who's hormonal LOL!

[@NostalgiaChubby]

Alt Schwift the Taupe!

[@Boyzby]

Homonyms are words that have the same meaning, like a synonym. Homophones are words that sound the same.

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

You can’t tell me what to do dad

[@SeltzerHour]

Guys guys guys! So I just finished the episode, and I just realize Flemont Brax is GoT batman... except a narwhal. His dad is killed in a river and to avenge him, he become the Narwhal That Rides... it's all coming together.

[@HelciusCabral]

#schwiftysquwad

[@justincoutts8748]

Hell ya baaaaaaabbbbbyyyyyyyyy

[@FaeryQuiene]

AWWW YASS #schwiftysquwad

[@stephaniemorris1706]

YAAAAASSSSSS #schwiftysquwad

[@stephaniemorris1706]

Maybe Alt will join my Hadas fan club?

[@jesriddle5450]

Stephanie Morris there's an official Hadas fan club?! Why am I JUST finding out about this?!

[@FaeryQuiene]

Your love is enough for me! but HOLY shit. my 'ancient hebrew tablets' got a shout out

[@jesriddle5450]

Hadas Goldgeier I too, Fooking love it

[@Maya-fp6id]

inn at the crossroads = three broomsticks?

[@TuyenNguyen-gm2et]

WOW I MADE IT!

[@justincoutts8748]

I lost my shit with flemont brax' name

[@faisalkamal4319]

Tywin would give Cersie and Tyrion for Jaime

[@victim109]

Flement Brax? oh you mean Azor Ahai the Faceless man?

[@shadedbear6414]

What of it I'm a fucking LANNISTER he's half a crakehall not even that

[@UraStr]

winds of winter abridged? anybody?

[@jackhill3273]

I believe it can happen, still getting through book 2 I'm sure. So time is all we have.