Every 'Journalist' Ever... | Garn.

yeah so i was eating my coco pops one day and out pops this journalism degree...
🎉 PATREON: / garncomedy
🎉 NEW Garn Merch! lonelykidsclub.com/collection...
Every 'Journalist' Ever...
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

[@lukehrabar8540]

THis guy is the most underrated KZbinr ever

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@SamSalty]

Absotively

[@lachiet5909]

Glad to have been here since 5k subs

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Same, he’s a legend

[@OHaraekul]

In line with journalism and 'which fruit are you quizzes' comes murph's next escapade; 'Every BuzzFeed employee ever'

[@arroeducarlion4990]

@laskin riubn keeps the flies away by the movement of your head in a similar way to the swishing of a horses tail keeping them off its a**

[@tyron7921]

And out pops a journalism degree All I get out of my coco pops is shitty digestive system and type 2 Diabetes

[@gohjohan]

Better that the cereal pops out the journalism degree than a cert 3 in plumbing and a driving license. With such skill in driving, Garn will be featured in Dash Cams of Australia's channel before we know it.

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@zacowaco6711]

Better work then the actual journalist today

[@bunkdevelopers4965]

lol

[@Screany]

Worked harder than them too.

[@spateri728]

There are good journos out there. Depends what you watch.

[@joshstanton267]

Also like to note that he was honest at least once, which is considered far above and beyond for a journalist these days 👍

[@Prodawg]

@@spateri728 Veritas

[@Thompson8200]

FriendlyJordies would enjoy this

[@woolly337]

would be a bloody quality collab between these 2

[@cluckendip]

Fuck yeah. Jordies, Garn and Spanian. The holy trinity.

[@TS-pi3um]

Old mate Merve in an Aussie courts after being caught selling darts to kids

[@marcusireland5696]

you said what i was thinking lol

[@StickmanA]

Let's keep the funny youtubers to ourselves

[@psivewri]

I love how the arm rests on his chair are just as munted as mine ahaha

[@VirtualR]

Had the same chair from officeworks, it ended up in the same condition too after a year lol

[@PHAZER99]

It happens because the oils on your skin eventually break down the fabric just wipe it down once in a while

[@Neojhun]

Ahh you got tricked into buying a Gaming Chair?

[@prithvisukka9271]

@Not Convinced u

[@MrBibi86]

@Not Convinced *mums!

[@Emmo76]

Only thing that comes out of my coco pops is cocoa covered rice bubbles. Wouldn't be surprised if Garn's pulling his scam packaging cereal

[@pavy.]

Murph got nearly as many professions as Johnny Sins

[@Raydiante]

"Teenager in Yellow Glasses Refuses to Apologise" I thought I was the only one that remembered the house party that Corey Worthington had

[@doingadlay]

Everyone remembers Corey

[@nathr7375]

Honestly who gives a fuck and how was that news? It was just a teenager being a stupid teenager, they actually made him famous in a 30 seconds of fame kind of way by running it.

[@james6614]

YEEEEAH COREY THE MAD LAD

[@james6614]

Sorry he's a ninja warrior now

[@Raydiante]

@@james6614 oh no way, is he on the latest season?

[@thatwasveryrude]

As an ex journo student at UQ I can 100% relate, did it for 2 years barely went to uni, never studied a thing, literally half the degree was blog posts that could be done on my phone while out and about

[@lyndsay80]

I got a journalism degree from UQ 20 years ago, there was actual work involved back then. SO not surprised to hear it's gone to shit now though 😂

[@gosonegr]

I thought that shit only happened in my country, in 4 years I barely even knew anyone, went just for the exams, got the degree and that was about it, I'm not even sure about what I did study

[@beary324]

Basically A Current Affair in a nutshell.

[@patricklauer4452]

Yes lmao

[@burnt2951]

Mans still has the steel caps on

[@ohforreal]

You never know when journos might attack

[@norbertmoses7134]

The "it ain't much but it's honest work" caught me off guard lol

[@joshuaculleton5230]

Les just take a minute to appreciate that this man is in our lives. Love you garno

[@matthewnichols4671]

no

[@benjaminfranklin2064]

As a journalism graduate, who never got a job in journalism, I have to say this is spot on!

[@speedwaynutt]

Garn and Dankpods should do a Cross over at some point.

[@AusCosmo]

Yes

[@Hayden-hm7rh]

dear god yes

[@bigload6]

Love dankpods!

[@TedJM]

Dankpods and hugh jeffreys, chaos meets calm. Garn, isacc butterfield, friendly jordies and ozzy man reviews crossover is where its at

[@JABSshorts]

Love the notes at 1:24

[@angustimoney4904]

"teenager in yellow glasses refuses to apologise" 🤣💀

[@angusmcpheee8028]

you need to do a meet up with friendly jordies you two would either love or hate each other

[@leehamz3885]

Good strategy. Never going to run out of people to play.

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Yeah the boys

[@OfficialTK]

That 1 strand of string hanging from your hat is an Australian icon

[@ohforreal]

I appreciate that

[@aiko7458]

This guy makes lockdown so much better

[@skypixxaviergregory2835]

What's Lockdown?

[@aiko7458]

sadness

[@sunshine8338]

Those boots... no matter where ya are. Ya got on on!

[@fanke__jake9967]

8 News logo is extremely uncomfortable

[@LMcB97]

Love the videos man. You nail the humour around each topic every vid. Keep em up 👌

[@kalvinversetheworld]

0:28 "teenager in yellow glasses refuses to apologize" golden🤣

[@crackers609]

That mullet with the sideburns is the dirtiest thing I’ve ever seen and the worst part is it looks great on you

[@ohforreal]

You're goddamn right

[@paydirt347]

Do a segment on politicians and their property developer mates.

[@GubanaNatureRefuge]

This

[@Wilburworm07]

Recommended for some reason, glad it was. Brilliant

[@bentelfer2933]

Had me dying in under 5 seconds, solid video

[@qxrkronos7852]

Employer: so what experience do you have? Murph:YES

[@yodabigbro3126]

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

[@gamingwithnicko1942]

Wanna become a journalist? get a 60 atar

[@kimbor6]

This is going to be a beauty!

[@0_fxcks]

Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha absolutely spot on. Quality journalism here you blokes. Bloody marvelous job.

[@TBG.61]

I love these impersonation vids! Keep it up

[@LHyoutube]

2:40 - Fucking lost it at "...find out now...today...now" 😂

[@juliettaylor8953]

Having a journalism degree was a little bit harder back in the day to get, but I do agree that these days, with the advent of the internet and 'free speech' and 'public opinion' about any and all shit, you don't even need a journalism degree to write crap. I believe you nailed it on point, with "reality" T.V.

[@juliettaylor8953]

@Kristian Mijic No, I am not and if you actually read my comment properly, you would know I do not. And while we're at it, get off this fucking "you will love North Korea" bandwagon shit, will you and try and think of something original to say?

[@dunnyify]

Such a great channel love this guy!

[@Dave-cx1tz]

He nailed it, he's the best !!!

[@Kaustich]

Good shit boss

[@troybailey9524]

Best video yet! Spot on!!

[@jennyanydots7582]

So many gems in this🤣

[@Repomidnight]

Just found this channel. One of the best I’ve come across in a long time.

[@kalvinversetheworld]

Not even 10 seconds and already dying🤣

[@remypages7301]

Great vid Garn 🤙

[@urphakeandgey6308]

When an Aussie says "journo," I can't tell if he's dissing them or just being Aussie.

[@Conceptualcreatures]

True piece of creative Aussie genius

[@gelentertainment5871]

This is by far my favourite yt channel

[@Danozgaming1]

I love how everything’s so true

[@tokiwartooth09]

just noticed the Chapter Name. BRAVO! BRAVO!!!!

[@Rexy1021]

I love 8 news.

[@joempoem478]

He explains it so convincingly!

[@bishfish1514]

8 news that rings a bell in my head like I’ve heard it somewhere

[@smeegle]

Yessss another garn video after work

[@Ourumov1]

Yes, I enjoyed this. Subscribed.

[@lukehrabar8540]

Are you the orange or the pair omg lmaooooooo I’m dying off laughter

[@TheMemeMachineMatt]

Smack on again Garn, love the content mate.

[@mbros84]

Yes. Perfection 👌

[@GubanaNatureRefuge]

Boys, this is most certainly your best work yet. Absolutely on point.

[@franaks774]

It’s a good day when Garn uploads

[@mraaronstewart1556]

Best Aussie KZbinr Edit: literally have that table at thend from officeworks

[@SenatorAri]

There it is, feels like forever .

[@BigBustard]

I think he’s described almost every rubbish NewsCorp news website perfectly 😂

[@K9_50Cal]

It's only a matter of time before this channel blows up lol guys so lucky just kicking back waiting for the checks hahaha

[@jackcampbell6502]

I always forget how good this content is

[@samryan3299]

F. That's actually gold in its sad truth 😂

[@willwick4353]

No farkin complaints here bro your a legend.

[@tonysuda9066]

Love it thank you Legolas

[@Alex-m8515]

You bloody hit the nail on the head again aye cob.

[@nicholasbestevaar6064]

Best video so far, Murph.

[@davidhart5344]

I would almost turn my youtube adBlocker off for this guy

[@johnsappleseed]

The inspect element is strong with this one

[@surge2401]

Yes! This is what I need!

[@jwins7]

Aussie gold mate!! So underrated!!!

[@blakepinhorn5561]

you deserve so much more clout

[@PaulSmith-hu5su]

Absolutely nailed it with this one *****

[@bullproductions]

Amazing!!

[@AlexG19g]

Been here since like 20k the channel is growing so quickly

[@moefoemonkey]

best part of my week

[@fluke1464]

Spot on ! A house fire, robbery and then something that has gone “viral”

[@factsjusticetruth8752]

*This is as accurate as it gets, mate*

[@MrDOHC1JZ]

Hits home so bad. So many boomer relatives who just sit on FB smashing out comments while perusing the Bulletin daily too.

[@DarkWoodBros]

Classic office works chair

[@martyp7401]

🔥🔥🔥 keep up the good work!

[@DCGMatthew1]

Sounds about right, probably better.

[@SuperRyan89]

bahahaha Garn still going hard.. good job champ

[@stewartdevisser3818]

Nailed it!

[@primafacie5029]

Well said

[@faloopindaloop8037]

Spot on sir spot on.

[@rubywilson2568]

Nailed it again mate

[@godbluffvdgg]

Funny to see the diploma fall out of the cereal box, THEN the pose with it...: D...Good shit@

[@MrDeeJayzee]

The colours are looking much better boys 👌🏽

[@Alexander-xr8tr]

the scuffed red bathurst racing chair from officeworks 🤣

[@LiamP_07]

Nice one mate!

[@Naeyx]

Did not think I would laugh so much from the first few seconds. 😀

[@wakalam]

Totally gem mate👍👍👍

[@hunterbirchall6462]

What a legend😉❤️

[@clowdz724]

your videos are way to on point man lmfao