Gordon Ramsay Challenges Amateur Cook to Keep Up with Him | Back-to-Back Chef | Bon Appetit

[@serialvapist5807]

The fact that Shane pretends that everything is going perfect makes this so much better

[@jackiekey4674]

i think at some point he just didn't give a f$%^

[@divyaganesh1585]

Trueaf

[@valeriaco6017]

He a libra

[@justachannel40]

Just imagine the bigger shitshow it would’ve been if gordon didn’t gave him instructions😂

[@teeforthewin]

I was thinking that it makes it that much more annoying.

[@nayu7267]

Gordon: If you work nice and tidy Shane: *frantically throws crab all over the table trying to keep up*

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Gordon: *If you're workspace's a mess, you'll cook a mess* Shane: 💀

[@ubiquitous_plebeian]

Neolexious Neolexian oof

[@patiencewallace8453]

Neolexious Neolexian it killed me 😂😂😂

[@francescaa3556]

gordon: "no visual peppers" shane, looking at his huge cubed bellpeppers: "yeah you wouldnt even know theyre there"

[@John_Lemon23]

Francesca A I died when Shane looked at his crab cake while he said that. Lol

[@abstract0407]

Is this staged or is he really bad. I can't tell

[@ashkhri]

@@abstract0407 wasn't staged lol

[@jeremiahcoromandel2977]

Lmao

[@risi7634]

@@abstract0407 I think, at that point, he just knew he was too far gone with his mistakes and was just going with it

[@TANKCHANCHAN]

Gordon: "Shane will only be able to hear my voice, he can't see what I'll be doing." Gordon after 10 seconds: "You put the crab down on the board, like *this* "

[@Pip8448]

At least 4 times the instructions were, "like this" and a few "You can see" were there too.

[@senthilvelan544]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@unusual_log]

"Pinch them" "Their kinda pinching me" "Shane the crab is dead"

[@lamthanhtrung1919]

I am the 1000th like, hope u enjoy :)

[@unusual_log]

Oh wow, thank you I've never gotten this many likes before :))

[@mynewaccount2361]

@@unusual_log Thank you for posting the thanks in the replies :D

[@unusual_log]

@Justin Nowaczynski 😔

[@MoeAndTekila]

they're

[@clairezhou6472]

Shane: The crab's pinching me Gordon: The crab's dead

[@stym_6971]

N A Z I Z O M B I E S T H E M E S O N G I N T E N S I F I E S

[@aneta5196]

Claire Zhou and now I’m dead 😂

[@allydino2646]

Haha I have a friend totally like Shane.

[@Bibi_xoxoo]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣 that part

[@sage12]

It's so raw that it's pinching him hahaha

[@DPedro3]

2:52 Gordon: "take the little top off the lemon and squeeze it" Shane: *Takes the little top off and squeezes the rest of the lemon

[@theturninator3874]

Pedro Santos Lemmon? Do you mean lemon?

[@DPedro3]

Yeah, sry

[@dy5530]

I'm dead

[@firewolf7108]

I noticed that too 😂

[@heatherb1612]

Pedro Santos Grodon- “take your salad dressing. Lightly toss the dressing” *gordan putting dressing on the lettuce and tossed it all with hands* Shane-*tosses only the dressing with the spoon*

[@ashlynnecollins7016]

this man is the real life ´this is fine’ meme

[@2kdemiks816]

😂

[@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll]

*Gordon:* do this *Shane, knowing he’s doing something completely different:* okay 👌🏽

[@bernadethaathalia7601]

gordon: my boss me: shane

[@joshbennett7439]

The peppers should be invisible, the whole thing is peppers, ok got it

[@jboi]

Me in class

[@0xCAFEF00D]

I was thinking Gordon was a bit rough on the instruction at the start with the crab and had good sympathy. But when he cut 1cm+ squares out of peppers and considered that finely diced, didn't even bother mixing and didn't understand the concept of forming in a cookie cutter I lost sympathy. I'd probably have done worse.

[@tanyuhur7055]

he put the whole egg into it. Without cracking it. Just boom like that. He's on a whole new level

[@あくま月]

@De Unboxer hes not lmao, just a random dude

[@DoubleDTVx2]

De Unboxer ...pretty sure he did it ironically 😆

[@jea6539]

Omg i need chest compressions

[@guiseb7137]

It gives it a crispy touch

[@amisanders467]

@@guiseb7137 hahahah

[@evawins2]

I've never been so scared for someone's life and dignity before.

[@lbdj9367]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dicktopus]

Azért nem egy Elek Zoltán a csávó.

[@roddan0038]

@@Dicktopus *ENGLISH*

[@Dicktopus]

@@roddan0038 NO

[@sncheek8894]

same 😂😂😂

[@YoungMacdonald]

Gordon: "There will be no visible peppers because you fine diced them" Shane: *looks at his chunky peppers* Shane: "They are so finely diced you won't notice they're there"

[@helora1039]

LMAO

[@chryst1548]

🤣

[@knarp7063]

He 100% saw them when he turned around for a second.

[@BigstickNick]

Ive turned in homework like that.

[@lesmis012000]

"They're so finely diced, you wouldn't know there's peppers in there." I'm crying!!!!

[@karthikg8144]

@inprints 1 yo

[@adamc222]

Fish

[@mbusomavuso3561]

I almost died at that part lmao

[@akanebenjirochihaya3003]

The moment he placed the whole egg in the bowl, it felt like my soul left me😂😂

[@bluwolf098]

Akane Benjiro Chihaya HE WAS USING THE COOKIE CUTTERS THE WRONG WAY. Every time he pushed down it killed me even more.

[@arifianashima9641]

Akane Benjiro Chihaya it cracks me up 😂

[@pickle5666]

Arifiana Shima unlike the egg.

[@naydsoe27]

I facepalmed my face so hard 😂😂😂

[@violetsnowfield]

I read this thinking he put two or three more egg mixture in, didn't expect it to be a literal whole egg 😂

[@ifbadwhypretty]

I've never been scared for someone else's life in my whole existence

[@raymolegacyhunting9954]

I want to die watching this

[@doddymcgrath2447]

You summarize the whole video

[@temptep]

I think you mean, "I've never been *so* scared". Otherwise, your comment is unrelated to the video.

[@Goku_is_my_idol]

@@temptep well you got it didnt you😅 Altho i dont disagree

[@christinecannibal844]

Same... Why was he lying lmaooo!!

[@basteala525]

I've seen Gordon angry, I've seen him encouraging, I've seen him simply passionate and loving food....I've never seen this quiet, sarcastic side, though. That was a treat.

[@iulia.bianca.b]

I think Gordon was restraining himself to the max...! 😄😆

[@CapoElChivo]

Watch kitchen nightmares UK

[@TheCuriousNoob]

​@@CapoElChivoI love the UK version. No drama, just Gordon honestly trying to improve people's life.

[@allyygatooor]

Gordon : open up the crab Shane : how Gordon : *like this* *VERY HELPFUL GORDON*

[@YourSybariticWren]

Gordon: gently lift your crab caked out Shane: ok Gordon: and place them *like that*

[@tim.e.l]

Exactly. I was looking for this comment. So many times he talks as if he can see him.

[@pingui089]

Hahahaha!!!

[@ky-kg3io]

"are you with me?" "i'm with you, Gordon" *doing exactly opposite of what Gordon said*

[@Carcosahead]

me: "abort! abort!"

[@Arella17]

This one is too frustrating because Gordon is an insanely visual teacher.

[@blazer181]

Arella17 yeah, in this kind of teaching, he isn’ t the best, he likes to do visual teaching so yeah.

[@denzeltaylor9336]

I don't think the point was to teach. I think the point was to move at a near pro pace and see if a complete amateur could keep up.

[@LifeWithNathan]

"Lightly sprinkle the breadcrumbs" "All of it?" "No. Lightly sprinkle" Shane internally: but how much?

[@mathlegendno12]

Yeah, he all ways say out of instinct : Look at this, look at that, it needs to be like this ...

[@midnightkt5133]

Ikr

[@KingNBubby]

“They’re pinching me” “They’re pinching you?? Shane, the crab is dead”

[@kronosyoi1135]

X)

[@IzzyCat923]

😂

[@sebastiansebastian5270]

My favorite part

[@oogleyb2683]

@@sebastiansebastian5270 haha same

[@gibbyo3408]

I read that in his voice too lol

[@mandyvanparidon3427]

“Remember the last time you bought roses” “Yeah” “THERE YOU GO” WHAT KIND OF INSTRUCTIONS ARE THAT

[@Beaver_Monday]

The Gordon kind

[@HannaAndMaddyRawr]

mandy van paridon IM CACKLING 😂😭😭👏🏼

[@dominicjohnson4313]

😂

[@tesscrelli783]

I think he's more used to teaching people that can actually see what he's doing. His verbal commands are absolute crap

[@makemugen7332]

Gordon without Visual aid is nonsense... 😂

[@WaDarkPhoenix]

"I'm about a 2 out of 10" Gordon: "Alright, 700% speed it is"

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

To be fair he was very conscious of the time they had left, but.......... yeah he's not the best verbal instructor lol

[@typhoontyph]

Im pretty sure he is slowing down

[@ateroxyrambles1762]

Gordon asked, how bad are you? He said 2. To my understanding, 1 is good 10 is worst. So maybe he should’ve said 8.

[@SniperJoe64]

Ate Roxy Rambles in what world is it ever 1 is the best. Nobody ever says this

[@jennifunny5421]

@@SniperJoe64 I think he means the question was reversed, since most people ask how *good* you are. If you flip it to ask how bad someone is, then on a scale of badness 10 would be highest (worst) and 1 would be lowest (best)

[@noodlepoodleoddle]

*The moment Shane snapped all the crab's legs off the body, I know this is going to be next level.*

[@ghadykeyrouz1116]

Lmao

[@143chans]

the way i laughed with my whole chest

[@dennis1248]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@SingingSuperstar28]

To be honest Gordon said place the crab flay side down. Now I don't know about you guys but I would have done what Shane did. On the other hand "put the whole egg in" literally puts the egg into the bowl 😂😂😂 there's absolutely no excuses for that one

[@Marnige]

@@SingingSuperstar28 i guess gordan should have said what not to do too. Like how youre not supposed to remobe the legs like that.

[@idiotnoob751]

Shane's big brain moments 2:10 small dicing 3:01 whole egg 7:19 just like a rose

[@MrCheesegrabber]

That egg part! Looool

[@blacksnow7106]

lmao that egg part, is he aurora's fairy god mother?

[@aslanpatience8278]

Essential moment missed alert, the lemon squeeze was pure gold

[@botanicalabe]

I love Gordon’s instructions to a guy that can’t watch him Gordon: Open up the crab Shane: How do I open the crab? Gordon: *Like this*

[@Why-zl4mf]

😂😂😂😂

[@newleafoverit]

i mean u could've prepared mirrors so u could see what and how Gordon is doing

[@maxfelson9467]

@@newleafoverit but that would defeat the purpose of the show

[@newleafoverit]

@@maxfelson9467 it's a bloody lifecheat

[@maxfelson9467]

@@newleafoverit .....still...doesn't change anything though

[@whiterunguard698]

"It's actually seasoned nicely," has to be the most nicest compliment anyone will ever get form him

[@theshuman100]

levi go ikr like seriously.

[@0Rosina0]

Look up Momma Cherri's Soul Food Shack on UK Kitchen Nightmares.. :D

[@brittanyjackson8394]

CBA Fantham omg your comment has me in tears😂😂😂

[@IWANTAPS3ORAWII]

They're pinching you ? Shane, the crab is dead. 🤣

[@Theguynextdoor6]

Kenz Pereira that part was hilarious 😂

[@seraph9969]

Damn I was going to comment that

[@hylaneric916]

can I know where you get tha photo for your dp ?

[@largechicken7662]

You watch Nogame?

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

Classic Gordon

[@creepystonex]

"it's actually seasoned quite nicely." *_+ 1,000,000 XP_*

[@marcpower4167]

He did something right at least.

[@gamercat8109]

Level 420 Mafia Boss

[@kanoaikawach]

Forreal though. Presentation can sod off if it tastes good.

[@yaskzoo]

Watching this after all of Carla's episodes, really shows how important it is to explain every. single. step. and how good she is at it.

[@ispearedbritney]

She is perfect. Patient, thorough, and efficient. I wish I had teachers like her!

[@chawmila]

Well.. Besides one episode with a certain someone who goes by "ninja" 🙄

[@mateokunzer]

@@yaskzoo the way he cut the bread tho......

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

Damiän Van Berkel oh God I didn’t know this video existed but...uhm...I’m gonna watch this guy get murdered by Gordon then watch that, thanks!

[@devinaschenbrenner2683]

Gorden is more of a watch me do it chief. Not I'll talk and explan every fine detail. If you watch other videos where he actually gets to show the person what he is doing he very percise in showing his hand movements

[@acer8123]

Gordon: Un-shells his crab Shane: De-limbs his crab

[@ar_tc]

Aircoll ah god i just love the scene so much i’ve been watching it nonstop

[@deepaparakkal4241]

666 likes man, can't like it

[@julianrivera9815]

Lol when he puts the egg in the bowl😂😂

[@Cooky_McGee]

The epitome of "instructions unclear.."

[@ItsChloee01]

The second he didn’t do the crab correctly I just knew it would’ve gone downhill. But, he did try his best and I’ll give him that. Bless his soul

[@mertacar5668]

GORDON: *YOUR BEST IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH*

[@cindycadichon8979]

The second he diced the peppers for me was when he went downhill 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dumbdumb8526]

‘He tried his best’ Shane *has huge chunks of peppers despite Ramsey bringing up how small he needs to dice it several times* *puts the whole egg into the bowl* *makes a forest with the salad* *tosses the salad dressing instead of the salad* *throws dressing on top of the salad despite Ramsey saying it needs to be on the plate* *completely gives up somewhere half way*

[@graceh_]

I was screaming when he said “ they are so finely diced you can’t see them” and when his “cakes” just crumbled 😭

[@rafearafikh9476]

*I haven’t seen Gordon be this good to nobody.*

[@JonathanJONeill]

He's actually a really cool and level headed chef. He just plays it up on his shows. Watch some of his stuff on his channel and you'll see he's way different.

[@lepidoptery]

@@JonathanJONeill also the show he's on with the kids. He mostly yells at the adult professionals.

[@Phoenix.219]

He was good bcz the guy in the beginning said that he is a bad cook....if he had said that he is a good cook and then made sth like that then Gordon's reaction would have been worth watching.... that's how he is

[@jaketerry5879]

Lol I dont think hes that bad of a guy tbh I think he played a character on his shows but it seems like in real life he may just be a regular nice dude

[@jonb8899]

He’s a nice guy, but if you say you’re good or you know what you’re doing and produce garbage, at that point he treats you like you’re a professional and slams you.

[@josephstalin6008]

when he flips the cakes "lookin good " 😂😂

[@COZY__BOY]

and when he drops the whole egg into the salad lmao

[@pattyduke1971]

mexicanjesus 2017 lmfao

[@Ohlookitspablo]

And when he gently shakes his crab cake ! Hahahaha

[@stonecat676]

I feel bad for Gordon trusting the guy. Shane is too privileged, he doesn't even know how to crack an egg.

[@thethoughtemporium]

You can tell gordon is used to teaching with a camera on him. Leaves out huge amounts of detail because he forgets shane can't see him. He's explaining things exactly how he would if he had students in front of him.

[@tunatutuncu2221]

Yup, thats exactly how it is!

[@syawndarren4284]

@Aryaman Prajin Markiplier actually had prior cooking experience, though that doesn't outline the fact that Gordon is way more visual than audible and he's not used to giving verbal instructions.

[@sdfghuihef5602]

Shane also is kind of an idiot though

[@cummerchant542]

@GrEEnBlade L it’s averagely 15 minutes

[@cummerchant542]

@@sdfghuihef5602 how

[@dahlia3796]

"Sorry what am I doing with the egg?" "You just put the egg into the bowl" *plops whole egg into bowl*

[@geeky8693]

I CRACKED

[@dahlia3796]

@@geeky8693 lmao

[@deadstream3370]

@@geeky8693 eyyyyy

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

@@geeky8693 He didn't

[@barbecuedogs]

@@boringperson-zb8vy 3:04

[@guillermoalcantara8608]

It says a lot about a professional when he's cold and straight to the point, "You failed, that wasn't good" but doesn't just leave it there and ends it "but promise me you'll keep on trying". In my humble opinion, I believe that's much better than saying "You did fine" or "It was ok for your first try".

[@Justin-ev8nn]

That’s why I love Gordon. He’s honest but encouraging too.

[@TaggedByTim]

I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with "it's ok for your first try" if it's true. But if it's so far out of the ballpark like Shane was I agree with what you said

[@abilawaandamari8366]

@@Justin-ev8nn to people who actually wants to get better that honesty goes a long way. Sometimes you have to know how bad you are.

[@AlexR2648]

But he could also acknowledge that he could have done a better job giving verbal instructions.

[@Firefly_______15]

I honestly love Gordon because of that, because on Master Chef Junior he is soo kind to all the kids.

[@THEJEYDRICK9]

Shane: "Do you think I did good Gordon?" Gordon: *tries to think of the nicest way possible to reply* "No"

[@ar_tc]

THEJEYDRICK9 lol gordan is used to roast the f out of ppl and gordan was trying to be so nice, and just went *no*

[@abiyyuharahap]

That might even be his nicest reply possible

[@sammillia5004]

the cutes no ever!

[@annettewailes8103]

"Sorry what am I doing with the egg?" "You just put the egg into the bowl" Plops the whole egg into the bowl 😂

[@trifluffle]

"I don't know metric." Gordon: " *shame* "

[@astonmartin6527]

Tdawg 1 more like SHANE

[@Charsy8]

I could hear the bell ringing everytime he said "Shame!" lmao :'D

[@taelisa_w]

It was actually "Shane", which is the name of the amateur cook.

[@joelearnshaw4706]

Exactly you bunch of fucken idiots.

[@jensmith1291]

He's not angry just disappointed

[@alf8628]

Gordon: "Give your crab cakes a little shake" Shane: **shakes pan in fear**

[@Alyssa-pi3sb]

Gordon: “Put the whole egg” Shane: “The whole egg?” Gordon: “yes” *puts the egg without cracking it* Gordon: “Now whisk the egg” Shane: *how tf am I suppose to whisk the egg* I died 😂 OMG

[@itsmenelson3010]

😂

[@neiht20]

3:04

[@maddeline.dominguez]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilosnitch3247]

American mong

[@lambsauc324]

I thought he was joking

[@TheKgpunkin]

“Small dice peppers” Cuts peppers into 1 inch chunks. 😂

[@YostPeter]

"He doesn't do metric"

[@daanzoomer2997]

Peter Yost you but gordon said small

[@dudefrihni7560]

half a centimeter? more like half a foot

[@rehaan6428]

A Person Using KZbin half the size of the sun

[@icantthinkofaname1674]

Star Blazer Half a milky-way more like it.

[@Squidceviche]

“Shane, the crab is dead” lmao 😂

[@aubs2843]

Shet

[@aubs2843]

Dongus

[@quentinbrown7166]

Shane, the crab is dead*

[@quentinbrown7166]

No, Gordon is saying to Shane that the crab is dead, so the comma needs to be there, if it's not then Gordon would be implying that the crab is named Shane, which makes no sense whatsoever.

[@Squidceviche]

Quentin Brown I didn’t even look at it like that lol. Glad this is the Internet and not English class 😂 (fixed it ^~^)

[@2003tsuki]

Gordon: "cut the top of the lemon and squeeze" --> squeezing the small part Shane: "o-ok" --> squeezing the whole lemon

[@tanvikhare9710]

🤣

[@aslanpatience8278]

Thos moment got me good

[@pinkginger12]

I love Gordon's "subtlety" Gordon: 5:14 'peeks at Shane's crab cakes and sees the peppers very clearly not diced' ya know the nice thing is about these crab cakes there'll be *NO* visual peppers cuz you would've *FINELY* diced them Shane: 'nods'

[@andrealozoya6412]

I was reading this as soon as it happened 🤣🤣

[@maluegawhale1562]

Everyone is harping on Shane but we gotta give him some credit, it takes some nerve to have Gordon Ramsay teach you something you're not confident about, and also Gordon was assuming that Shane knew more than he did

[@carolc9654]

Shane was a star! He smiled throughout even though he knew he was screwing up big time

[@passiveagressive4983]

maluega whale no he rated himself 2/10. GR was being deliberately fast.

[@makemugen7332]

Yeah, Gordon was phasing trough like usain bolt and leaving shane behind like he was his competitor...

[@nocturnenix]

And to be fair, Gordon ain't giving clear instructions.

[@Gloomysushiroll]

make mugen well the challenge is keeping up with gordon

[@destree5315]

6:46 "and turn it over" "Ok" *flips the crab cake and it breaks apart* "looking good..."

[@katarinasimic2276]

L

[@spriteisheckingood5661]

@@3-Rex same 😂😂😂

[@clairufo]

I just bursted into laughter when I saw his cake of bell peppers crumbled. 😂😂😂

[@andytieu604]

Gordons side: Beautiful creation Shanes side: Beautiful destruction

[@derky3146]

Gordon Ramsay: 'Put the egg in the bowl.' Shane: *Puts the egg with the shell in the bowl*

[@christeaaa]

man i felt the pressure haha. he was sooo stressed

[@julianrivera9815]

😂😂 couldn’t stop laughing

[@Lliamhd]

I was done with the video, I got all my laughs in, then I read your comment and I burst out laughing all over again :'D

[@Justlov4]

Bless your heart Shane. Still going even when things are falling apart.

[@kawardt6784]

Lmao

[@natalieozment1778]

I just spat applesauce ALL OVER

[@SakarhMuwaun]

uh...what? this vids 3 years old?

[@Cloudsssss]

Agreed

[@kaylakurapati]

I lost it when he dropped the WHOLE EGG into the bowl 😂 💀

[@mr.progressivelyconservati3262]

Kayla Kurapati this is the dumbest person I have seen in the test kitchen.

[@italowizard]

He had to have been trolling at least a little for the cameras

[@suziedepingu]

i cracked up big time when that happened!

[@jwck7]

I already cracked up after Gordon said exactly how to cut the peppers and the guy was just carving big dumb cube shapes

[@j.r.p1305]

Don't worry, there are a lot of people who don't know how to cook an egg, my father had a room mate before and he thought to cook an egg, you just had to literally put the egg on the pan and nothing else.

[@lkx-mv4og]

turn it over, shane, looks at his stir fry, "ok, looking good"

[@cdl1875]

THE GUY EVEN THOUGHT OF WHISKING THE WHOLE UNCRACKED EGG

[@yourluggage1918]

im ur 1.1k like

[@maltzu]

Ikr I died there xd

[@D82087]

Forgotten Boi I laughed hard at that part 😂😂😂😂

[@cdl1875]

Divya Manda me too! hahaha

[@Razbeariez]

This is the best metaphor for what math class was like for my teachers and I that I have ever come across.

[@bda529]

Brynley Louise tru lmao 😂

[@november8289]

Brynley Louise Nobody cares Louise.

[@craviid]

Brynley Louise true

[@ivanberdichevsky5679]

Rather than a metaphor, more like a complete analogy.

[@shrill_2165]

Yeah except there's no rule saying you can't stop them and ask questions you fucking moron

[@jsin4982]

Gordon: place it like a rose on your plate Shane: * throws all salad on the plate *

[@bananawammabama]

He actually started without the plate lol so he did well!

[@quillion0877]

Well, this proves that he is a romantic if that's how he remembers the roses be bought XD

[@leemoore8154]

The title of these always says that a person tries to keep up with a professional chef, but the chef usually waits for the person and goes at their pace. This is great because Gordon Ramsay isn't waiting. He's going at his own pace with just enough of a slow down to say out loud what he's doing.

[@skyblueerik]

Not quite sure who Shane is, but I'd totally watch more of these

[@DimZdalle]

i need to get to know shane

[@jasminee204]

Curtis I want to watch him get better. It'd be amazing if they managed to train him up.

[@JS-ri8qc]

MrCpetti damn you beat me to it

[@iProvisionals]

He's a random guy

[@edeny6560]

Its the guy in the video that is cooking back to back with Chef Ramsay

[@Mikeological]

"now flip the crab cake over" *camera cuts to an overhead view of a crab murder scene*

[@kadentai7120]

Mikeology lol

[@virginiafontana8486]

"looking good"

[@someone123421]

Virginia Fontana lol yeah i wondered why he would say that

[@extrafishes3319]

Not even crab murder, just pepper murder 😂

[@eduardkeandreisolina1502]

Yup where I just started to laugh

[@emansol9588]

"Slice the top off the lemon and squeeze the juice in there. *Slices top and squeezes the whole lemon* 😂😂😂 2:50

[@yasyashushus]

Eman Sol f

[@alfizzle6794]

Please stop I can't breathe LOL

[@AlyahyaSulaimansk]

Lmao

[@MiChAeL98332]

To be fair he did do as he was told just the opposite way haha

[@blahajthefriendlyshark556]

“what’s tarragon?” “tarragon. have a little taste!” gordon’s so bad at verbal instructions oml 😂

[@aarontabuchi5693]

0:23 is the worst he says flat side down but puts his curved side down

[@aydenpomerleau5474]

"they're so finely diced you can barely tell there's peppers is there" 😂😂😂😂 it's just a big glob of peppers and crabmeat

[@nightknight6516]

Ayden Pomerleau there is no crabmeat mate

[@rubyharris6119]

@@nightknight6516 He pulled out a bowled of premade crab lol

[@rubyharris6119]

This was my favorite part, when he said that I was done haha

[@abcdeninisse]

"they're so finely diced, you wouldn't know there's peppers" 😂😂😂

[@sorrydidistutter7335]

abcdenisse his reaction at the end tho

[@darkstaramy6549]

abcdenisse Dont think Shane’s peppers fit that gordan😂

[@marissa3199]

3:45 “lightly sprinkle in breadcrumbs” “All of it??” “no.. LIGHTLY”

[@brogaming751]

Marissa grabs a world full of breadcrumbs. Gordon:”Okay now lightly sprinkle.” Plate shatters because of the impact on the drop. Shane: oKaY.

[@Smithy250]

He could've said a handful or something

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

@@Smithy250 Lightly is already pretty self explanatory.

[@sigitaventyte4684]

That was one of the problems. He didn't put enough so it didn't hold the form . Ofcourse the peppers were too big so..... but at least Gordon liked how it tasted.

[@notthere83]

Well... to a layman, "lightly" only describes HOW to do it, not HOW MUCH. ;)

[@laughingbuns5453]

Shane is all of us in class who's afraid of asking the teacher to SLOW DOWN and REPEAT!

[@leafy_turtle]

Tbh i dont think gordon would be ok with asking to slow down😭

[@leafy_turtle]

And they only have 15 mins? 😭

[@duricojhonacet.8011]

"I've got fifteen minutes to teach him, without actually showing him anything" LITERALLY MY PHYSICS TEACHER

[@ProKiller150]

Gordon: There are no visual peppers Shane: Uhh.. Yeah...

[@beatrizarg9504]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RedroomStudios]

he made pepper cakes!

[@missk2559]

Oh SHANE

[@lifelovegaming]

When someone asks if I am almost ready to leave I give them that response

[@BretSnyderMusic]

This was fucking brilliant. This absolutely MUST be turned into a show of some sort. 10/10 would watch again and again.

[@xhaxa1079]

Bret Snyder ayyy right!!!!

[@llamasarecool3665]

Bret Snyder beautiful les paul

[@BretSnyderMusic]

Llamas AreCool thanks!

[@gio4500]

Bret Snyder0lj .. ? 8l.9lhl mpup.h..mpiijm

[@4myfatfolks366]

Bret Snyder same! This shit needs to be turned into a show asap!

[@fifthseas0n]

Gordon: “Don’t blame the equipment” Shan, probably: “okay then I blame you”

[@espyslays4653]

"Remember the last time you bought roses?" "Yeah" "There you go"

[@BlueNinja-cc2zi]

Espy Slays *Drops whole salad onto the plate* One fucked up rose

[@derpyduck5088]

BlueNinja0963 To be fair, Gordon didn't say "roll up your lettuce" he just said make it like a rose

[@boomperson818]

lmao

[@CasperJun]

Espy Slays

[@plokijum]

Leaf > Gordon magic > Rose ???????

[@dekuscrub9583]

I love how shane's face for half the video is just "Oh, christ I fucked up hard"

[@EnMaybee]

HHAAHAHA DUDE U MAKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[@theguy_222]

DekuScrub95 yup XD Poor, poor Shane

[@aatir7madrid]

PikachuL0ver8883 is

[@khantayesha]

"Shane, did you drop it?" I'M WHEEZINGGGG 😂😂💀💀

[@Mister-AP]

Stop copying Lil shitto

[@khantayesha]

@@Mister-AP Excuse me?

[@jasminelove1795]

I would have just said yes.

[@lukejt8015]

Ayesha Tabassum trustt 😂😂😂😂

[@oopsiepa7858]

me too omg so funny

[@Layless]

At the end I was SO SCARED FOR HIM like fr i was mortified for his life 💀

[@danaalnajami1378]

“Turn our crab cakes, turn in cearfully Hand on top, spatula under and flip” *flips it and it scatteres into million pieces* Shane: *dying silently* ok looking good.....

[@alfizzle6794]

And then he pats it down😂 i cant breathe hahaha

[@AliF-sl5xy]

😂😂😂

[@MzLin08]

😂😂😂

[@ethan-du6uy]

i like how gordon is straightforward and doesn’t care. “gordon do u think i succeeded?” “no”

[@deouzy_1171]

Fr😂

[@saulem5278]

I thoutght that there is a lash on my screen. But then I realised it is your profile picture

[@metdil]

he even dared to ask that question i choked

[@ceanna3953]

@@saulem5278 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME EXACT THING 💀💀💀

[@swipe3696]

Are we not gonna talk about Shane tossing the actual dressing for the salad? 6:59

[@dumbdumb8526]

Shane is a whole mess.

[@spiritoflight5673]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AZANlA]

@@dumbdumb8526 its jargon tho i feel 4 him 😂

[@jamiec4522]

I mean he DID say 'toss your dressing' 😂🤣 this is such a beautiful mess

[@deealexandra6928]

I didn’t catch that the first time I just lost it 😂

[@Janine-jc4zw]

“Do you think I succeeded?” “No.” Shane: *visual disappointment*

[@vv_anas_vv]

"You are bad.."

[@crixtinizta]

I agree that Gordon was so fast in giving instructions, and sometimes wasn’t clear at all. But man, at least know when to crack an egg.

[@bobbyflay8247]

Well I think point is to show how someone at Gordon’s skill level would be able to follow, but someone who is new, like the guy in the video, can’t follow at that fast of a pace.

[@tybr00ks2]

I think he was pretty clear but going fast is what make this so funny

[@mic7265]

if I were in his situation I would have asked him to slow down a tad bit but otherwise I could do all of that

[@ethanquirk28]

Cristina Corea when Gordon said dice the peppers and he started cutting actual squares out of it one at a time, each the size of a coin

[@andyho4204]

he did say to put the whole egg in there, i see nothing wrong here.

[@zach4832]

Gordon: “Put the whole egg into the bowl” Amateur: “The whole egg” Gordon : “The whole egg” *Literally puts the entire egg into the bowl*

[@OhDannyBoy512]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leah3230]

I laughed so hard and I made all my friends watch

[@TechOwnage]

hahahhhaha

[@CrypticHowl]

🤣🤣

[@jessieyen416]

Definitely my favorite part!

[@paydenpackard561]

It’s more like “9 minutes of a guy lying to Gordon Ramsay”

[@DelRae]

payden Fishy “9 minutes of Gordon Ramsey forgetting his student can’t see his techniques”

[@Natashajb]

or a chef who cant give instruction

[@PowerPAOK]

tbf Gordon's instructions were insane. "Okay now rip off the legs, and form a perfectly round crab cake with the peppers you didn't have time to dice. How? ..... like this."

[@swasome5821]

I don't want to see Gordon's reaction to Shane's plate.

[@Tazkar]

@@PowerPAOK Gordon definitely isn't a verbal teacher, he's definitely more of a visual teacher of showing techniques as opposed to describing them so a layman can understand.

[@druskie4h]

This is still my absolute fave ep of keeping up with the chef back to back. BRING SHANE BACK!

[@theaparnaverma]

I was so scared when he had to turn around.

[@sydneyrudolph3848]

Spirited Gal SAME I WAS NERVOUS FOR HIM

[@AQCE245]

Sydney Rudolph YOU FUCKING PATHETIC IDIOT

[@LifeEnjoyer463]

I would have just left

[@Z_PvP]

Carl Johnson I said the exact same thing!!!

[@nexussll9557]

Spirited Gal lol i cringed

[@enriqueocampo8638]

This should be turned into a cooking contest show. Master chefs blindly guiding amateurs and see who makes the best dish.

[@HeyImMandy]

Enrique Ocampo Nice concept but I feel as if the result would obviously be predictable...

[@adam-vm3zj]

They would be like pokemon trainers! :D

[@Flubolaplays]

@@adam-vm3zj no

[@yunosatiantip4078]

That’s what they do at Hell’s Kitchen

[@Aprevil]

I would love to be in that show

[@N8rBeans]

5:20 "You get the visual that there aren't peppers, and..." "They are so finely diced you wouldn't know there's peppers." "There you go" Shane looks depressingly at his HUGE pepper chunks.

[@bigheartedgal833]

Oh God, I'm still laughing. hehehehe

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

not knowing what 5mm is was shocking ,

[@anagarcia6634]

The peppers are the best part of the video lol

[@vladimirzhivanevskaya5474]

It looked like he had never chopped anything in his life. He was just holding the knife up and hacking at the peppers >_

[@JohanHerdiPutra]

@@girlsdrinkfeck not knowing whether to use is or was, and use them both instead is was shocking.

[@weeronnotochi2240]

Gordon: "you are bad" Shane: "thanks for the words of encouragement"

[@MineCraftArcherGirl]

"Lightly sprinkle the breadcrumbs over the mix." "All of it?" "No. Lightly. Sprinkle."

[@maizeandblue5102]

*Literally adds a small pinch of breadcrumbs to crab meat* Shame: "Idk why the crabcake isn't staying together?"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Maize and Blue I mean, that’s a light sprinkle.

[@DueySR]

@@maizeandblue5102 It wasn't staying together because his peppers were enormous.

[@ItsJoeHut]

@@DeathnoteBB That's a pinch tho

[@DeathnoteBB]

Joe Hut A light sprinkle is a pinch

[@jakemiller3812]

Gordon Ramsey: "This looks terrible...... You failed" Shane: "your encouragement means a lot to me" Be a Shane you guys. Don't be a-shaned of what you created

[@fluidclapz-.-157]

Jake Miller wow.

[@zdubbs7609]

Speechless

[@defaltgamer1524]

*pun intended *

[@DiegoBenavidesGT]

I must admit you gave me quite the laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@leyahb4559]

Oh my god

[@lissaa.6827]

7:57 I have never laughed harder watching a video I’m literally crying Gordon: *presents beautiful plate* Shane: *scoop scratching the pan*

[@Sh1ranu1]

“You were bad, but promise me you’ll keep trying” “Your words meant ‘something’ to me”

[@yiwenlin7119]

“Shane, that looks like a dog’s dinner” and then he had a spoonful of that

[@trashyweeb6868]

Tbh he's eaten death's dinner- Dog food should be no problem.

[@faith4664]

Gordon - Repeatedly says make sure bell peppers are SMALL Shane - seems about right Bell peppers are literally 2 inches wide I DIED

[@1arualblack1]

+Uh, how big should they be? -About half a centimeter +I don't know the metric system! -Shane, we're in the 21st century +Oh well *leaves them chunky*

[@scarlet9788]

cant fault him for that,remember he was under the pressure of GORDON RAMSAY

[@cdollarbillz]

This man isn't an amateur, he put a whole egg in that crab. He's never seen an oven before.

[@michellethomas5893]

Lmao that was the best part!

[@iashrai]

@Chase lol I think Ramsey plus the time limit just made him really nervous.

[@xxvertcerizexx]

Well the title does specify that he's an amateur cook lol

[@LewisHerd]

the joke is that even an amateur cook would never do that

[@nicolewilliams3434]

Chase Dollars 😂😂😂

[@richie1036]

Gordon: *says instructions at 2x speed* Gordon: this looks terrible, Shane

[@patiencewallace8453]

JiannaRicci Ferrer sounds about right 😂

[@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

JiannaRicci Ferrer Watch the intro again. They only had fifteen minutes to do it. That’s why Ramsay went so fast

[@ia7212]

JiannaRicci Ferrer Because he was supposed to go at his regular speed and see if Shane could keep up with him

[@cconnors]

They did it for entertainment purposes, it's hilarious and currently has 11 Million views. Job well done I'd say.

[@larissamatingane4513]

Gordon is not mean he is just passionate about cooking.

[@sleepy_crabrangoons5234]

i just love how gordon is constantly saying "just like this" or "look like this" bc hes just used to cooking for an audience in a teaching sort of way i love this man

[@Striderhiry0]

This needs to have a series!

[@Hav180]

Yeah, but I want to see him improving if he is the same person again.

[@georgejiang9192]

Nah, it should be a new random person, and a different dish.

[@crancelbrowser5478]

Alvin Gordon should stay, Shane can leave.

[@MuppetsSh0w]

Agree!

[@ZJCitricAcidGraf.E.T.]

Who is "Alvin Gordon"? Do you mean Gordon Ramsay? (just checking...)

[@joellejohnson4153]

It all went wrong when Shane didn’t dice the peppers

[@courtneymichelle5746]

No thanks B It went wrong from the beginning 😂 he took all the legs off when he shouldn’t have

[@andyh7777]

It went wrong when he put the crab down the wrong way round

[@aoiahiru670]

Clearly he missed the part where Gordon said, "form a beautiful julienne."

[@LennoxValencio]

it went wrong right after he agreed to make this video.

[@ProjectCarthage2004]

666 likes ok

[@NarcedaliaGarcia]

He deadass put the whole egg

[@sudoo6987]

"I don't know metric" *Shane more like shame.*

[@paulapena5840]

JAJAJAJJAA

[@FrancisJannFloresca]

the secret is that the pepper is finely diced... *at that moment he knew he fucked up

[@bubblegumbxtchh]

A Polar Bear hahaha and then his face when gordon said that you cant even tell there's peppers in it and his looks like a pepper salad

[@anunohmouse7460]

I only discovered what julienne slices were a year ago at 25. I don't blame him for going to shit at the peppers.

[@martinaee]

90 percent of this video: Shane thinking to himself "Ahhhh.... I've fucked this up so hard...."

[@Alvy.07]

That moment is when it all went down hill. *Crying*

[@fennxfox6241]

martinaee a

[@Juice-ig3jz]

"Put it flat side down" Puts it the opposite direction "ok" Me: This is gonna be bad

[@nancyidk6534]

Elias Woolfolk II I would have done the same the other Sid is more flat than the upper part of it (red part)

[@kaci6842]

Elias Woolfolk II 😂😂😂

[@kheyseed]

I lolled hard and I couldn't watch anymore. hahahaha

[@alebo0]

He should have just said "put it upside down"

[@pedroreyes7663]

Lmfao facts

[@omarguerrero1011]

"well, ugh. Shane, first of all don't blame the equipment take some responsibility..." lol man I really needed this

[@RagbagMcShag]

poor shane didnt even want to blame the equipment i think he just wanted to know how to make it better :( He should have sliced the pepper better

[@elmoelmerson172]

He meant his crab cakes!

[@omarguerrero1011]

Elmo - Talvy lmao that's hallirous. your totally right. I didn't notice it until you pointed it out lol

[@ramommeke]

Omar Guerrero 👏🤣 Great stuff

[@zsaurgaming6700]

Bro I'm laughing so hard I'm literally tearing up

[@subheldinfo]

Me too

[@parvindarkaur9612]

Same with me bro 😂😂😂

[@fionabq]

Same