A Poisonous Marriage | House M.D..

[@jackcarver5412]

He caught her..purple handed.

[@meghasridhar5224]

This pun should get more love. Cheers! :D

[@weltschmertzz]

Nice, mate!

[@darrelljacobjr2120]

I already knew not to trust her. I watched Firefly.

[@chloeocallaghan5118]

Jack Carver 😂

[@ComicSams48]

@@darrelljacobjr2120 huh? The wife wasn't on firefly

[@amatya.rakshasa]

There’s no way House can search a woman’s purse in 5 seconds. Those things are like K-Mart. There’s literally everything in those purses.

[@urielraven-frost8714]

Attention K-Mart shoppers! There's facts on Aisle.. Everywhere

[@MinecraftMasterNo1]

Notice the look on his face and remember the fact that she's a nympho

[@anndeneka9305]

Just a tiny piece of trivia. I had a handbag many years ago, decided to clean it out and found 19 pens plus other paraphernalia. It was one of those I can never find a pen moments.

[@amatya.rakshasa]

@@anndeneka9305 hahahahahahaha

[@rooftopvoter3015]

I threw satchel charges that weighed less than some purses

[@warboynick]

House: "She's poisoning him" (CHECKS BAG) House: "Let's say she's not poisoning him"😂😂😂😆

[@ManataxImplosion]

Lol XD

[@clout9661]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@alphawolf6334]

Don't trust anybody not even yourself

[@RandomFascination]

Lol

[@nereajus9106]

I didn't understand why he said that :(

[@tdevil101]

I love how House has saved so many lives, even with his insane methods, yet his team still questions him

[@gabrielgroenendaal3007]

He's wrong many times before he's right.

[@davidgodfrey9780]

@@gabrielgroenendaal3007 Unlike you he never gives up 😘

[@gabrielgroenendaal3007]

David Godfrey Care to explain your baseless assumption? 😂

[@davidgodfrey9780]

@@gabrielgroenendaal3007 no need to. I can see all your failures in the lines of your face

[@MrWongWey]

@@davidgodfrey9780 But you never saw his face...

[@tilaNmanx]

I love the old team so much. The new team was so scared of House, especially in the beginning, probably due to all the application games he played lol. But Foreman, Chase and Cameron feel very calm around House, and he seems to treat them more as equals, too. They work for House, but House clearly respects them a lot. It's such a good dynamic, and it feels real.

[@noctusowl]

I think they were supposed to be more experienced, close to be consultants or at least senior residents. The later teams were more like new residents just out of internship, very fresh, very inexperienced, lacking knowledge, leading to fear and insecurity. Like in real life, they behave differently.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Tiia Maybe at first new team was afraid of them but later on they all got more confident and earned his respect.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@noctusowl Right!

[@gayled3059]

"Clearly respects them"....I don't perceive him respecting them at all.

[@soleiltounsi6754]

All of House teams are so boring😂

[@izie5123]

I can’t believe they took this off Netflix

[@abigaelrarts2257]

WHAT . . . . I streamed it before again and always knew i'd watch it yet again so now i'm sad about ittttttt

[@jeremyjohnson8844]

Showbox.

[@SHERLOCKED_ARMY]

@@jeremyjohnson8844 yes I've been watching this on Showbox.

[@lein3121]

:’v ||-//

[@Em-bi7tn]

I'm livid, I want it in my Netflix!

[@Cayuse7]

This is by far the best episode. The Sherlock Holmes type medical crime solving was done so well. I come back to this episode every other month or so because the reveal was just too satisfying.

[@terakahn]

Xerin Knightwalker was Sherlock also a sex fiend?

[@sarizonana]

It was an amazing episode, because it was a great homage to their source material Sherlock Holmes it’s great how they did a medical and murder case at the same time.

[@historybuilds]

Levistic he is Sherlock Holmes xD

[@muditjha6251]

Levistic @3:20 there even is a subtle reference to a famous quote from Sherlock Holmes

[@HoBoJo1234]

where do you watch it?.. ever since it was taken off of netflix i was so sad!

[@domidium]

'Its not Lupus." 'How do you know that?' 'BECAUSE ITS NEVER LUPUS!'

[@DarkArmedDaddy01]

Except for that one time..............

[@DerMaguier]

is this lupus tho?

[@epiclifeross]

Why did they name a cancer wolf in Latin

[@rosep5672]

It's every time LUPUS

[@marannebbeling9799]

@@epiclifeross It's not cancer. It's called lupus because it gives you a rash that looks like the fur of a wolf's nose.

[@CyclingUrchin]

Just imagine how hard it'll be for the guy to learn to trust again in a relationship. That's heartbreaking!

[@coreypharveyable]

I know....they met in the 5th grade....probably high-school sweet hearts

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Right(

[@crazychase98]

He never will no should he

[@geraldpopinski5650]

better than dead

[@starcrafter13terran]

It takes time but you can learn to trust people, albeit less so, again.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

The nurse at 6:38 is just like "ah there's House, back at it again, probably shouldn't ask questions."

[@jed123e]

She just nods her head and walks out as if to say "I'm getting too old for his shit" lol

[@kaylag5043]

"I'm not even gonna ask"

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@knightenchanter7908]

Honestly how fun it would be to work in the same place as House though fr like he's entertaining as heck despite his arrogance and aholeness.

[@chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623]

yup. the nurse knows better than to question house. unlike the other doctprs around him.

[@RQReaper]

"A threesome, with her wife's college roommate." "If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be." xD

[@QixTheDS]

RQReaper his wife’s*

[@pollypockets508]

RQReaper She prolly got jealous after the threesome, thinking she wasn't good enough for him. Maybe he cheated on her with the college roommate. Who knows?

[@Mya731]

I think Him accepting the threesome was a test and he fail it. So she is more like a black widow

[@8bennaboo]

No black widows are a kind of female serial killer

[@RiiConnaissance]

@@8bennaboo and who's to say that if she had gotten away with it she wouldn't have started using that as her modus operandus?

[@incensive5020]

8:00 Cameron is just like "oh my god, she _was_ poisoning him" like ? y'all never believe house smh lmao

[@TykoBrian7]

only religious nutcases believe.

[@deffdefying4803]

@@TykoBrian7 wym?

[@Humalkeisari]

He means there is no reason to ever believe in things without proof. Even geniuses like House can make mistakes. Thats the whole reason for him having a team

[@maverun2061]

More like "Damnit I lost my bet."

[@kevinw712]

@@Humalkeisari well, that's PART of it, the reason for having a team. But I always looked at it as just as much (if not even more so) that having more minds on the problem will aid in simply getting to relevant and helpful info quicker. Because there's plenty of times when the team's in the middle of doing a differential, and the idea that one of them comes up with to go with, it's not like that was a medical fact that House himself was totally ignorant of (or any of the rest of the team, for that matter). like that you know you as a doctor have learned this bit of info along the line somewhere, you just don't remember ALL of your schooling at an equally immediate rate. So the team members help each other get to conclusions they would likely mostly reach themselves, have the training to, anyway, but it'd probably take a good bit longer. Not that simply adding more brains into the mix endlessly would make you solve things instantly, after a certain point you'd see diminishing returns and the purpose would be defeated.

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

How every episode goes House: "patient has this" His team: "that's impossible no they don't" House: "they do" His team: "oh wow you're right they do"

[@bursegsardaukar]

House should have made them pay up every time he’s right.

[@elcrucius]

You forgot to include his dialogues with cuddy😂 House: I am gonna do this. Cuddy: no youre not House: yes, i am. Cuddy: ok

[@amugglewatchingmugglething6585]

You also forgot the obligatory Wilson talk

[@ajdominguez1002]

@@bursegsardaukar also, they don't have lupus

[@lifesgoodeveryone5407]

And you watched every episode sounds like a great show!

[@aslaksockcraft]

House is genuinely intimidating when he corners her in the bathroom.

[@SnuffIt]

He’s always intimidating and when he gets serious he’s even more intimidating

[@headspaceaudio7745]

Women like that

[@emmidjam2307]

@@headspaceaudio774522 likes on this extremely creepy comment wow

[@RChamps88]

This episode was pure gold.

[@Siacourage]

I see what you did there. LOL

[@kaylag5043]

Unlike your comment

[@abelpap5313]

it wasn't pure gold, it was gold sodium thiomalate mixed with stannous chloride, that's why it turned purple, you should be paying more attention

[@ZweiPlayer]

r/woosh

[@Almagells]

@@abelpap5313 but deep red purple colour is from pure gold nanoparticles, see, gold sodium thio maleate reacts with stannous chloride, thus percipitate pure gold

[@l30ng62]

House should Work for the Police if he ever gets bored of the Hospital.

[@traceytaggart1740]

L30n G ...or maybe open a detective agency with Wilson in his flat on 221 Baker Street...

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

212 Brake Road. 'merica.

[@lemonskilledmyson9862]

Tracey Taggart Wilson dead

[@traceytaggart1740]

Lemonskilledmyson no shit “Sherlock”. (Let it sink in and you’ll understand my original comment better).

[@ericwalsh2954]

Dr house, house is what becomes a home or hommes detective hommes

[@RDV333]

Hope House washes his hands, he's got gold and pee on them.

[@ClockworkGearhead]

A golden shower, if you will.

[@vermentiderat4424]

Always. He has handled The Bubonic Plague with bare hands. House is no fool.

[@nathaliea9877]

he is... of course... a Doctor.

[@CommonCent]

Natty A that means nothing

[@QixTheDS]

anybody wanna jump on this?

[@eggyrepublic]

By this point if I were a doctor I would just fully trust House's instincts.

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Then you'd be fired for being useless, lol

[@fairystail1]

@@catdogfishdogcats Also House is wrong something like 3 times an episode He eventually gets it right, but is still wrong more often than not

[@carb_8781]

@@fairystail1 yeah, he needs his team

[@Z-add]

He gets it right eventually. Not in the beginning.

[@LegendoftheGalacticHero]

He needs the team to help him diagnosis, not because he doesn’t have the knowledge because he needs those conversations to steer his mind from all the possibilities. That’s why he needs a good team, people tratamiento will walk him through the right wrong ideas.

[@jonathanroberts377]

"Quite the little actress." Played very convincingly by a real actress. Trust no one. No matter how genuine they seem.

[@lavisdizzi3903]

Sounds lonely

[@georgeway2092]

@@lavisdizzi3903 your lonely ... if you want to be lonely ... you control what you think and believe .......

[@lavisdizzi3903]

@@georgeway2092 yeah okay. I was saying to trust no one. That sounds lonely . But thanks I love a lesson in philosophy with a condescending overtone.

[@lukej452]

watch out for the overly nice ones.

[@Pete-th9oq]

They need to make a pre-House M.D. series where a younger House is in Med school and doing practicum. That would be an awesome series!

[@factbeaglesarebest]

Who could possibly day play him

[@erronblack308]

Who on earth would play him? He wasn’t exactly a small child when he went to med school so pulling off a younger him would be difficult or it just wouldn’t feel like house if it was someone else.

[@mstree9173]

@@erronblack308 that's what make up is for

[@KayKay114]

With the right actor yeah but where could you find someone young to do this guy? 🤔

[@robertsenseman4339]

They did it was called doogy howser

[@henrypeters5291]

Chase should have remembered this episode before he got a divorce.

[@librahaniff8642]

Henry Peters hb

[@kimnamjoonsbonsaitree2059]

oof memories

[@wobby1268]

True. Although he did end up getting his threesome anyway.

[@dreamhobbiz]

I thought they only got married after House's funeral.

[@oliviarogers2808]

Cameron divorced HIM

[@thecowboy9698]

"If you're happy, you've got nothing to look for." House may have been an ass, but he was definitely keenly astute regarding human nature.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

This is the one thing he got wrong though. You don't have to be miserable to strive for something. You can be both happy and still want more. It's called maturity and drama-free adult life.

[@TheAdarshMehta]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 100% True.

[@tylerchambers6246]

@@TheAdarshMehta In order to push yourself into real greatness, in any field, you have to have a profound lack you feel in life, like something is missing, despite the knowledge that you should be happy, despite everything. You don't need to be miserable and pop pills all day, but you do need the tragic sense to permeate your thoughts, however subtle, about life. But pills help, yeah.

[@fatty1040]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 How do you actually know *BOTH* want more tho? Thats the subtext question house is proposing by that statement. Communication right? Congratulate yourself if you're actually in the small percentage of good relationships like that (Everyone says they are but mmhmm sure) however thats why House is correct in this observation of HUMANITY as whole. TLDR House is using basic knowledge about human nature as a whole to draw a conclusion about this couple's marriage.....and considering how it ended...

[@АлександрСиротин-ь5у]

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[@dreboy7688]

It's crazy that they never believe House.

[@wolfgod6443]

Probably a good idea because it avoids "group think" (which is when a team is used to one guy usually making the right decisions so they do whatever he says no matter how dumb it is). They're all doctors, not just House, and they're all smart. If they just do whatever he says, and he's makes one mistake, they all fall with him (or don't even need doctorates if they just do whatever one guys says anyways). If they question him every time, they can ensure they have the right answer.

[@alixnight5318]

House has made many wrong turns before. Sure, he usually ends up at the right answer but treating every wrong hunch can get a guy killed. At the end of the day it's hard to face someone's family and say "Sorry your loved one is dead, my asshole of a boss is usually right"

[@molspagetti]

He has to go through like 7 wrong ideas before he finds the right one

[@Taintsnicely5434]

I don't think it's that they don't believe him. It's more so that they're trying to make sure he has it right by questioning his logic. Nothing worse than having a roomful of Yes Men when you're trying to figure out how to save someone's life. You need your colleagues to call you out when they think you're wrong as it can help save the life you're trying to protect. Also house has been wrong before

[@air6665]

They have to not believe house. If they did, house wouldnt be right

[@Foxyfecker]

House: START HIM ON INTERFERON Team: it make no sense tho House: START HIM ON INTERFERON!!! next scene House: Aww shit stop the interferon

[@johnjordan3552]

Well... His crunch saved many patients. In medicine there has to be a greater good

[@Kratos8462]

That’s house in a nutshell lmao three wrong diagnosis and finally the crazy one you never saw coming

[@trueandika]

@@Kratos8462 I talked about heavy metal poisoning from the beginning !

[@patriot17764th]

pretty much...

[@RealButcher]

Hahahahahaha, soo funny and true.

[@GothPaoki]

I love how the show recognises that the reason she's poisoning him is not important and doesn't show it to us instead let's us guessing. Cause human motives in the series are pretty much irrelevant all that matters to House is the mystery of the ilness and the patient. The moment it is solved we no longer care

[@giantWario]

It's also irrelevant in the sense that there's no possible reason for her actions that would make this better. He loves her and she says she loves him (which is something House actually agrees with) and yet was perfectly fine with playing a distraught wife supporting her husband while she was actually slowly and painfully killing him.

[@Gigachadbased-p34]

Applying occams razor, Münchhausen by proxy seems like the obvious amswer.

[@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436]

it's not lupus

[@SwordTune]

It's never lupus.

[@formlesscorvid5336]

It's never lupus Except for my aunt Sanja And Selena Gomez

[@googleuser-lq7fu]

Its never lupus except that one time that it is lupus

[@SagarBh26]

its autoimmune

[@brentage5000]

Well, there was that one time in season 8, but he was in jail and it was a fellow prisoner that he wasn't technically treating, so it might not count

[@hisyamamirudiin26]

House sometime wrong when it come to disease but when it come to human relationship he pretty much always right,sooo dont make bet with house coz he always win.

[@Ethernet480]

5:30 - GIVE HIM INTERFERON...……….5:40 STOP THE INTERFERON

[@yang3479]

Mike Smith sounds like something from a transformers movie

[@SpendingAddict]

I've read that this was the most medically correct episode in the series.

[@abigbutterstick1780]

It was to be expected that House would realize she's acting but I like that Wilson noticed it too. I love when shows let all characters shine, not just the primary protagonist.

[@alanparsonsfan]

What clued Wilson in?

[@abigbutterstick1780]

@@alanparsonsfan I think he could just tell, the same way House could. Maybe they both think she's OVER acting.

[@katiebayliss9887]

@@alanparsonsfanmaybe that he just randomly started convulsing and she was the only one in the room

[@DeathlordSlavik]

@@alanparsonsfan They both watch those day time soap operas a lot combined with how they are both intelligent and very observant only natural they would both see it as just acting.

[@dharmallars]

Wilson was being sarcastic when he said that. He wasn’t actually calling her an actress, he was mocking house for saying the same thing earlier. It’s plot misdirection, the scene they’re watching unfold is supposed to lead you to believe that she’s not poisoning him. Her reaction to her husband almost dying convinces both house and Wilson, at that time, that she’s not acting.

[@AresSG]

If anyone is wondering why she did it, judging from how House doesn't doubt she loves her Husband, I'd say she has Munchhausen syndrome by proxy.

[@danlorett2184]

Simpler explanation: she got mad jealous about her old college roommate after that 3some.

[@hisokamorow6709]

Occam's razor*. She wasn't happily married. She tried all she could to make it work, it didn't. But she did love the man, but she hated the marriage. Also, mental illness for sure.

[@fatty1040]

Definitely a sociopath you can see her "real" face when house corners her. Status, money, reputation, she has it all but got it because of her husband but she doesnt want him around anymore and quickest solution without losing the above mentioned is murder disguised as an accident

[@caboose.20]

Sounds like you just finished watching The Sixth Sense and thought you'd because genius and diagnose her with FDIA. A common trait of FDIA is the desire of sympathy and praise for the factitious aid of a "ill" child. Which brings to my other point. Generally people with FDIA are parents using their child, as they have to rely on their parents to make sure they are treated. Now some adults are also victim, but they tend to be the elderly or disabled, those who also require aid from another.

[@fbswampfox]

Hisoka Morow Occam’s razor would be just mental illness due to fewer assumptions correlating to the same conclusion. The simplest answer is the best is a false, yet popular application of this particular scientific method. Occam’s razor is when you choose the superior demonstration which derives from the fewest hypothesis, and when the end result is the same for all hypothesis.

[@thatgreendinosaur2165]

“What was I supposed to do tie her up?” “Yeah she likes that” 😂😂

[@duckystudios2564]

Cameron is so childish and naive. She’s nearly killed so many patients.

[@favour3734]

Not childish and she brings a well needed color to the overflowing cynicism of the team

[@shihoblade]

The point always was that doctors have their own hangups and methods that interferes with a clear view. By taking the contrast of the personalities House kept himself from getting tied down into repetition. It's good Cameron was the way she was. This way House is able to draw the positives AND the negatives of her method to better his own path.

[@lsuen3946]

It’s not real. Relax

[@eksquisite]

@@favour3734 diversity even if its toxic and murderous amirite 2019

[@lourinaldoholanda585]

@@eksquisite She's there to remind House and his goons that they're still dealing with humans and not lab rats. If you say this isn't needed, you're a dumbass.

[@sv8945]

I cannot believe so many people in this show have beautiful blue eyes

[@1234567895182]

I cannot believe there are so many good looking people in a show that is scripted and edited for a major entertainment company to be presented to millions of viewers. Yep...totally just can't understand how such a thing happens.

[@skylarg6310]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Older cameras captured the blue soooo well too, they quite literally sparkle

[@s.a.8548]

Real life blue eyes are quite disappointing in comparison lol

[@kostisdedes4175]

Hugh Laurie has the most beautiful eyes

[@swannyswan8446]

House / Cameron baby would have the best eyes ever

[@MichaelB769]

‘If you ask me, if two people trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage.’ Everyone in the room: Instantly wants to marry Cameron.

[@crazychase98]

Tell you find out she ment 2 dude

[@carolinewhitaker967]

Disgusting Michael! You need to wash your mouth out and stop spreading lies! I have screenshot this for the police and government and cyber security action fraud. If you touch my food or computer again, there will be big trouble!

[@SydCar]

@@crazychase98 she definitely meant 2 dudes. Remember, she fell in love with her husband’s best friend. She’s probably fantasized about it frequently.

[@PhantomFan1a]

When House said "He had it coming." it makes me think of that song Cell Block Tango from Chicago LOL :D

[@jillianlapointe893]

Stop I was just listening to that and phantom of the opera

[@Thalanox]

He was explicitly referencing that spousal-murder-justifying song.

[@MegaVikingen]

"They had it coming, (they had it coming)! They only had themselves to blame!"

[@JakkFrost1]

Good old victim blaming.

[@littlesongbird1]

Did the episode ever state what her motives were?

[@Guanchen]

I love GOLD, the schmell of it, the taste of it, the color, the texture... I love gold so much, I lost my genital in an unfortunate schmelting accident... hence the name... goldmember.

[@TheHamadanners]

[@clxwncrxwn]

How about no. You crazy Dutch bastard.

[@InsaneLaughter01]

TLCBonaparte I just snorted

[@vidhu0211]

Bring out the fazshar.... :'D

[@supercalifragilisticexpial922]

💀💀

[@pinguru7384]

I love how Wilson also sees she is lying.

[@soupman5836]

This is possibly one of the coolest exposing-the-murderer scenes ever

[@chrisisagirlsname98]

Why won’t they ever learn, it’s NEVER lupus!

[@ellawalsh5434]

Except for the one time it was lupus

[@user-wx8nl5eu1s]

When has it ever been lupus? Btw just say it’s not lupus and you’ll know who’s a House fan around you😂

[@rambard5599]

They once had a case of a magician who actually had lupus.

[@gizira_leon]

Rambard what episode was that?

[@rambard5599]

Gizira Leon It was the 8th episode of the 4th season, titled "You Don't Want to Know". The House M.D. channel has a clip from that episode, called "Magician Blows House's Mind".

[@brieannabrammer3353]

EAW N it's not lupus

[@anthonyfanchin1144]

That gag that never gets old to any House fans.

[@trishpiglet]

"The only thing he did wrong was marry a sociopath" ... yup, ordinary everyday people do not try to poison each other

[@AamuAurora]

When I saw this episode for the first time, I was surprised that such a poor actress had been casted as the wife. Later, when her secret was uncovered, everything made sense. She did a great job portraying a dishonest person who was fulfilling her fantasy of being a distraught wife.

[@AreeeAsh]

The actress was acting while acting

[@jillnelson8746]

Anyone else notice her blue sclera? Osteogenesis imperfecta?

[@ailionorasummerdrea3159]

Lol look at chase's expressions at 1:30 😂😂 That's when he knew he wanted to marry her

[@redjohndeble9862]

Chase was like "hell yeah Alisson, you're next!"

[@FishAnvil]

I love his acting in this scene. Even crippled, House imposes himself on her, talking slowly and deliberately while standing over her.

[@jcorbett9620]

Hugh Laurie is nearly 6'4". He stands over almost everyone other than NBA players! lol

[@teenytinykittycat5702]

The doctor before House honestly knew what he was doing the most out of any of the others before him. Always refer to House.

[@topspinaurelius]

The most dangerous kind of ppl - those who are convinced they love you while slowly poisoning you to death behind your back

[@joriskemper5392]

"It's...almost poetic." House almost admiring how for the twisted woman went to poison her husband in such a way. It fascinates him because it is an anomaly.. Never seen before, both brilliant and twisted. At home, later that night, he sips his whiskey, staring in front of him.. thinking about himself.. Because he knows he walks a fine line between brilliance and madness himself, and he might get terrified of what he is capable of if he ever finds himself on the wrong side of that line.

[@ye721]

so he is like rock from Rick and Morty

[@commandernomad2817]

He was probably making a joke on her being a "gold digger".

[@GabrielaArredondo]

*far

[@YasmineAsaadd]

This is the only way people die from arsenic poisoning,by long term exposure to poison, we studied that in forensic medicine

[@RalphieMuskinyaar]

“If you’re happy you got nothing to look for” That line got me

[@eclaire_x88x]

Watching these back years later I realise Chase is my favourite, you realise there are moments when he and House actually talk about random shit like with Wilson you just dont see most of it. He and House are in the same page, and hes bloody funny, glad it was him who took over from House in the end not Foremn always though Forman was a bit if a prick.

[@oz_jones]

And he has the best hair!

[@graaau4582]

from the start chase was on the path to become the new house and foreman the new cuddy takes a few watching or a clever montage to notice it but it's shown

[@htunsunny7096]

A word of note in relationships: if after a break up, you are happy, you have simply broken up and are happy without anyone else, or you are hanging up with other people without romantic or sexual relationships, and they are mad, even if you’re not happy, then they absolutely do not love you. They have an infatuation for you. They are happy with you so long they get what they want. Love is a mutual feeling, with each person, in which both people want the other to feel happy. It’s not a “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours,” kinda deal. It’s “I’ll scratch your back if you’re happy with it.” If you’re in an unhealthy relationship, get out. It doesn’t do you or the other person any good. Sorry if that was unrelated to the video, just wanted to point this out with all the relationship talk going around.

[@bakarenibsheut12]

In this particular episode, House's distrust in humanity is founded. His pessimism allowed him to see what no one else was willing to.

[@BunzieCakes]

I just realized it was Emma this whole time...

[@BuchsdrN]

Aria Yi Another Oncer!

[@mizuharagaming9993]

Thank goodness I saw this comment cause I can't figure out where TV show did I saw her cause she looks familiar and your comment made me realize that she's Emma.

[@iRazenrak]

Emma found it hard to believe in magic because she'd spent so long watching Dr. House cure patients with science.

[@Tiny_Syren17]

The whole time I was woundering if she was Emma swan it was the hair that was throwing me off

[@somenightsidontknow3762]

No. This isn’t Emma. This is Cameron. When you watch once upon a time then you can say thats Cameron. She was Cameron before she was Emma

[@nottelling998]

Cameron: "What was I supposed to do? Tie her up?" House: "Why not she *likes* that" Savage 😂😂

[@sukmasucisafitri1457]

I'm loving this clips. Today is the day i discovered House M.D and it's great! Feels like a detective show/drama rather than doctors. I guess i'll watch the full shows

[@cuponoodles7541]

when the other people think House is crazy yet he's usually right xd

[@billrowse2266]

That is the point of the show....

[@khizarzahid1212]

hes wrong a lot too. A lot of trial and error and crazy guesses by him.

[@elisethompson406]

ITS NEVER LUPUS

[@dr.piyaldeb]

Started watching house in 2012, was in 10th grade at that time, loved every bit of it not for the dr part but for the sarcastic part. Now as a med student, I love House for the doctor part and the sarcastic part. Many times I memorized symptoms just by rerunning episodes.😁

[@willfischer4767]

House shotgunning a energy drink is something I didn’t know I needed

[@mirasandouka5910]

U know wat to do when a person is sick? CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

[@johnapple6646]

I see you watch a certain doctor from a particular youtube channel

[@swarada994]

Peewhoop!!!

[@khushik247]

Dr Mike

[@IsaiahPZ4199]

1:38 House thinking "Ur on!"

[@hamzax283]

Is he a doctor or a detective I don’t know any doctor who dose such extensive research it more investigation and trail error

[@elizabethsmith7224]

He's both.

[@radmoonable]

All doctors are detectives to some extent.

[@kevinw712]

Greg House is a doctor heavily based on the detective Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes is a detective heavily based on the *real life* doctor Joseph Bell. ha!

[@siphy9335]

I think House is also, much like Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock, supposed to be on the psychopath spectrum.

[@An_Actual_Ditto]

Every episode of House > House: "This is what's wrong and here's how we fix it" > Everyone else: "You're wrong" > House is right > Everyone else: *WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS RIGHT*

[@stephenwallace8782]

Love the co-realization, with Wilson right by House's side at 2:32...Indeed Sherlock and Watson.

[@madworldfan123]

You mean Sherlock and Watson?

[@Notherhild]

8:00 her reaction xDDDDDDDDDDDDD "yeah, house was right AGAIN" xD

[@irrelevantdude8577]

SPOILERS / / / someone commented that house should become a police officer if he ever gets bored of the hospital and i just thought, well, that’s a little hard considering his current state.

[@Burner.Account..]

The amount of laws he breaks on a regular basis being an ass lol

[@abigaelrarts2257]

Considering his character is based on Sherlock Holmes, that is quite a fitting idea :) Holmes (homes) -> House John Watson -> James Wilson There is also an episode where the camera pans to his driver's license and it reads 221B Baker St :)

[@hoereadyjoerogan-gorillake9050]

He could be a detective. Nobody said anything about being a patrolman.

[@catwhowalksbyhimself]

@@abigaelrarts2257 A guy called Moriarty threatens to kill him. One episode mentions that Irene Adler was his one true love. Both characters were dependant on drugs, especially when they had no cases. Also Sherlock Holmes is based a real Doctor, Dr. Bell, so making him a doctor is a return to the source.

[@wjzav1971]

I don't know who directed this episode, but he sure loves his close-ups.

[@reinburhythm3215]

If the medical field was actually this interesting, I'd head to medical school this second

[@rubenlarochelle1881]

3:48 "Why would I want to hurt my husband?" Folk, when someone suddenly accuses you of something secretly true, you have to act surprised and confused, not point out there is no motive like if you're already in a trial.

[@marcov1147]

I like how house takes Vicodin like it’s gonna give him an extra boost to run

[@reddragon2406]

Emma Swan what are you doing you should go back to storybrooke

[@yikes4946]

sheriff swan!

[@hope_andbravery1324]

My same thoughts lol

[@Tiny_Syren17]

Some made another curse

[@courtneyjackson6489]

She was in this first

[@JulianSparks101]

She didn’t lose this job to become a bail bonds person yet.

[@rosevampire3755]

“It’s not lupus” It actually got used in serious context for once.

[@AVerySillySausage]

The dialogue in this show was absolutely perfect.

[@shreyas4359]

Actually the last doctor he visited is more wise than all the others before... He knew he couldn't treat him so he sent him to House... Bravo!

[@georginajones8594]

When you are tired of a marriage and you can't be bothered to get a divorce😂🥺

[@4079907]

That's funny?

[@bernlin2000]

1:25 The greatest moment of the first 3 seasons XD

[@LeoCalderoC]

Sherlock House

[@nathaliea9877]

ah ha! I get it... Sherlock "Holmes" (Homes)...Sherlock House... sorry, i'm slow... i'll leave this comment now... >.>

[@linusherr8257]

Wilson = Watson

[@jonathanfurtado3696]

both Gregory House and Sherlock Holmes live in the same apartment number

[@dynamicworlds1]

Well that's the character House was explicitly based on, just remained as a doctor instead of a detective.

[@GothicKuutar]

Fun fact: Sherlock Holmes is based on a real person, who was a doctor and used his wit to solve sicknesses. Dr. House is based on Sherlock Holmes. So in a twisted sense: House is basically the source/based on himself.

[@AmanExplorerBoy]

I love how house throws his cane to chase

[@safam5947]

Other doctors: She could never be poisoning her husband she loves him House: I smell toxic waifu

[@m.r.q9913]

The thing about this episode is I never understood why she wanted to kill him

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Cause she's a psychopath who decided that murder is better than divorce. She didn't love him but also didn't want to ruin the image of "perfect marriage". She's just a psycho.

[@4079907]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 don't get married kids

[@larissaalcorn3406]

They intentionally leave it out. Keeps people talking about it. Even now, years later.

[@mwhitejr]

it's never lupus

[@qasemrimawi568]

Actually, in one episode it is.

[@jayylad38]

"testing a new caffeine delivery system" we do this daily at my job.

[@imstupid880]

Now, was it that hard to post the full clip?

[@blunttrauma5300]

Ouch

[@chibiprussia5574]

Is it that hard to understand what a "sneak peek" is?

[@SHUMBAY]

@@chibiprussia5574 where does it say sneak peak ??

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

Wtf do you mean sneak peak? This episode came out ten years ago

[@commondirtbagz7130]

Joey Abdi it doesn’t. He’s stupid.

[@Steve-bf2go]

Would love to see this show brought back! One of my favorites! The only doctor show worth watching!

[@nes9869]

In 5:34 it's very fast but you can see inside the wedding ring some violet smudges...what a brilliant spoiler of what's to come

[@videosforthebored3]

Bronze is way more of a considerable step down from silver than silver is from gold.

[@Chemist4271]

Lilah Jamison true, Silver has the highest electric and thermal conductivity and highest reflectivity of all the elements. Bronze is just a crap alloy

[@deffdefying4803]

hence why bronze is usually the least valuable in terms of money for fantasy settings. Gold, silver, bronze.

[@danlorett2184]

IMO should actually be gold, silver, and brass. Brass is mad useful and actually fairly valuable because of its various uses. It's also pretty.

[@franktib]

The bronze age

[@franktib]

@@danlorett2184 Technically brass is a form of bronze. Traditionally bronze is an alloy of copper and tin but any alloy of copper can be considered bronze.

[@cavareenvius7886]

9:10 No, Foreman! Bad Foreman! Stop justifying her actions. It always the same with you. Bad, bad Foreman.

[@foxibot]

How would you like to wake up in the hospital after nearly dying, suffering permanent damage and ask where your wife was only to be told she was slowly poisoning you?

[@moonbalancedd]

He's right. Gold as a poison sounds regal. darkly beautiful. poetic.

[@jeanneratterman]

These edited cutaway scenes are perfect bite sized ‘episodes’ Thanks!

[@hariodinio]

I like how the story was just giving time for the chemical reaction to take place

[@osho040993]

"If i'd meant that good chance i'd have said that" savage genius Dr. House :D

[@tianapitesr8553]

You should have the 'married couple' clip who found they had the same father!

[@missiman874]

That is Chicago Med, right?

[@missiman874]

Or House MD has it too?

[@nuriacondeperez6896]

Elyia Nur Iman bt. Sabri it happens in house too

[@redlupo6193]

They have it!

[@jar7840]

I just watched it

[@karadizon4299]

I love watching House M.D. my latest addiction during pandemic. With this episode, I don’t understand why the wife poisoned her husband except she gets a thrilled out of it

[@bentowers3614]

Sorry for the late reply, but, basically, it is implied she wants out of her marriage with him, but family and friends on both sides think everything is peachy keen. She decides to discreetly kill him by poisoning him, but to avoid being caught, uses a very rare/niche and very expensive gold-based poison that isn't really ever tested for. If he died to it, there was a very good chance she would escape without being caught and could leave the marriage while getting all his stuff as a bonus, all without ruining the "peachy keen" image their families had of the marriage. However, this is all guesswork. The episode never confirms the real reasons, leaving only the implications to go on.

[@mangohaeppchen3447]

This is one of my favorite House clips - what a clever way to poison someone. The husband seems like a catch if I've ever seen one. Also, Samantha Mathis has aged incredibly well - she didn't look much different in The Thing Called Love, which was filmed like 30 years ago.

[@angelaanaconda55]

"Where's Mrs. Nympho?" LOL

[@sophovot5079]

cameron is so pretty i'm gonna cry

[@epicgamerninja1096]

Sophovot do you mean petty? because she needs to learn many humans are horrible. yes some marriages are fine and some people are good. but it is rarely if ever sunshine and rainbows. everybody lies and everybody dies.

[@linusherr8257]

She has Maika's eyes.

[@de-fume]

epicgamer ninja I think you need to search for the definition of petty.

[@epicgamerninja1096]

defume it was a joke

[@epicgamerninja1096]

defume but technically I am also correct. she is less important than some on the show and is secondary to house.

[@scr1231]

Cameron’s reaction is priceless.

[@lrmcatspaw1]

1:26 and that was the moment Chase decided to Marry her.

[@G1dr4]

Whoever made this episode deserves a gold medal.