I became god in Bitlife and here is what happened

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

3 жыл бұрын

I became god in Bitlife and here is what happened, many tragedies.
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@Apparently_I_am_everywhere
@Apparently_I_am_everywhere 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin may be escaping his Among us addiction, but I feel like his Bitlife addiction is kicking in now.
@someone7221
@someone7221 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@cryptox1469
@cryptox1469 3 жыл бұрын
A soul for a soul
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the heart
@ourworld6520
@ourworld6520 3 жыл бұрын
now to heal his bitlife addiction by playing among us
@synnitheclown7872
@synnitheclown7872 3 жыл бұрын
Uh oh 👁👄👁
@LAL7887
@LAL7887 3 жыл бұрын
The part where he looked directly into the camera and told a little child they're going to be in debt for the rest of their lives was surely the highlight of this video lmao
@RosyKitteh
@RosyKitteh 3 жыл бұрын
And on top of that, he died at nine years old due to the measles
@sharkcolla7272
@sharkcolla7272 3 жыл бұрын
RosyKitteh “and you most likely won’t live that long” then he dies like a year later lmfao
@zackestin1368
@zackestin1368 3 жыл бұрын
he learnt a valuable lesson about america, dont be born there
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 3 жыл бұрын
9:18 Imagine this happening to you.
@Kalutzo
@Kalutzo 3 жыл бұрын
I love the traditional Irish names such as Grognak The Destroyer, Turg and CallMe. What a peculiar but beautiful people those Irish are.
@Lumberjack_king
@Lumberjack_king Жыл бұрын
Lol
@matthiascerebri3315
@matthiascerebri3315 4 ай бұрын
Or Tadgh and Caoimhe
@Pear_chan
@Pear_chan 3 жыл бұрын
I was planning on moving to Canada in real life, but now that the 100% accurate real-world simulator 'Bitlife' has shown me that you develop depression the moment you move there I'm starting to reconsider.
@shafay3262
@shafay3262 2 жыл бұрын
@E Sommerville ikr
@ryleebenson8231
@ryleebenson8231 2 жыл бұрын
@@shafay3262 word
@arias8239
@arias8239 2 жыл бұрын
as a Canadian, can confirm.
@cochleari3245
@cochleari3245 2 жыл бұрын
@E Sommerville are you sure
@layedout447
@layedout447 Жыл бұрын
You get the desert the forest, mountains and the Prairies all in one in Alberta it's a sick province.
@flareblitz2010
@flareblitz2010 3 жыл бұрын
4:05 "The ghost can wait, they're not going anywhere; that's the fecking problem!" -- underrated line oh my lord
@DioLT
@DioLT 3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this xD
@LizzieNya
@LizzieNya 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to put a random clip of his phasmophobia vids 😆
@truewhissan
@truewhissan 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't wrong xD
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 2 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@urvimilan
@urvimilan 3 жыл бұрын
“I made them stupid and crazy, why aren’t they dying?” Uhhh is that me, jesus?
@naseeb1
@naseeb1 3 жыл бұрын
?? ? ????? ??? ? ???? ??? ??? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? L
@crawford5448
@crawford5448 3 жыл бұрын
@@naseeb1 yes.
@realhuman5688
@realhuman5688 3 жыл бұрын
@@naseeb1 ok
@mrdooce7053
@mrdooce7053 3 жыл бұрын
@@naseeb1 based
@chickennuggies8725
@chickennuggies8725 3 жыл бұрын
@@naseeb1 *Queefs*
@kaitlindoesarts
@kaitlindoesarts 3 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that there is a WIKI PAGE that documents ALL of Kevin's life tips?
@rubym6178
@rubym6178 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 3 жыл бұрын
no
@rooness2184
@rooness2184 3 жыл бұрын
I’m getting mixed signals here
@arandomartist7076
@arandomartist7076 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@obsidianwarrior5580
@obsidianwarrior5580 2 жыл бұрын
Possibly
@vierots
@vierots 3 жыл бұрын
game: low karma will kill you kevin: turns karma all the way down also kevin: WHY DO I KEEP DYING ??
@aashmitgupta2319
@aashmitgupta2319 3 жыл бұрын
That turtleneck has given me strength to get through this day.
@Oyasumi05
@Oyasumi05 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi what are on about, spamming every comment?
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@@Oyasumi05 I have no clue, but I do know that if he doesn't stop, he can get channel strikes.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@ke vo you could have just said that instead of spamming
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@ke vo it's ok, I'm willing to forgive you.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@ke vo you're welcome
@EMS12000
@EMS12000 3 жыл бұрын
The Lord itself couldn't get a job in the church, but The Devil immediately got the job as a monk. Funny, isn't it?
@anticommunist3415
@anticommunist3415 3 жыл бұрын
No
@EMS12000
@EMS12000 3 жыл бұрын
@@anticommunist3415 I meant to be ironic, if you didn't notice
@beezee1196
@beezee1196 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting indeed
@janpavel1441
@janpavel1441 3 жыл бұрын
The Devil also died at the age of 33, just like jesus.
@Kvitravn.
@Kvitravn. 3 жыл бұрын
@@janpavel1441 wait... Thats it! Its confirmed! Jesus was the devil playing a prank on the tiny humans to ruin god's day! Thank the gods im a Northman...
@jacksonstrickland4820
@jacksonstrickland4820 3 жыл бұрын
"They're not going anywhere thats the fecking problem" literally my favorite thing Kevin has said
@midgematic8659
@midgematic8659 3 жыл бұрын
The Reject being diagnosed with depressed at age 6, recovering, and then being diagnosed with it again a year later vibes with me on a whole other level
@TailsIsDisappointed
@TailsIsDisappointed 3 жыл бұрын
If God is an Irish guy with a turtleneck then by golly I'll crusade the entire world to bring back the true god that is Kevin.
@M.TTT.
@M.TTT. 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin...i mean God has a hickey has a hickey
@wastedtalent666
@wastedtalent666 3 жыл бұрын
"by golly" always makes me laugh 😂
@AceOfBlackjack
@AceOfBlackjack 3 жыл бұрын
Howdy.
@allanscott21
@allanscott21 3 жыл бұрын
All praise Kevin
@TheWrongenspodcast
@TheWrongenspodcast 3 жыл бұрын
No no no our lord is Jim pickins
@degenerateweeb7923
@degenerateweeb7923 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *Becomes The lord* The entirely of Human Population: Why are we all dead?
@misscath28
@misscath28 3 жыл бұрын
@ke vo did you get hacked midway throughout spitting your BS or did you have a realisation of your stupidity
@jabezteng9872
@jabezteng9872 3 жыл бұрын
I se you Adam Hilt
@tashkent561
@tashkent561 3 жыл бұрын
Is your pfp moustacheless Hitler
@TheMorbidMist
@TheMorbidMist 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin wearing a sweater in this video makes me think that when he becomes older he's going to be the real Jim Pickens, and there's nothing we can do to stop that. I for one am completely welcoming of our new future overlord.
@ItsMemeHere
@ItsMemeHere 3 жыл бұрын
kevin missed out on the perfect opportunity to name himself "Father K"
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin, in that turtleneck you’re already God
@mauterra1837
@mauterra1837 3 жыл бұрын
My tortoise approves of his turtle neck
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
True true
@giadaschnitzel
@giadaschnitzel 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@S_R_S08
@S_R_S08 3 жыл бұрын
hi turg
@ok.17092
@ok.17092 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😩
@beboronator
@beboronator 3 жыл бұрын
I Love how tasmanian was in his mid-life crisis when he was 5.
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 3 жыл бұрын
Tasmanian knows kevin was playing... 5 is always mid life of most of his bitlife characters
@handleonafridge6828
@handleonafridge6828 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he only lived to nine so it really was his midlife crisis
@Theagames10
@Theagames10 3 жыл бұрын
Play Bitlife with the life as Santa Claus and see what happens! If you die, then change to Krampus!
@DuskPShermanWallaby123
@DuskPShermanWallaby123 3 жыл бұрын
ooh yeah that would be cool
@rd-cw8fj
@rd-cw8fj 3 жыл бұрын
@Mini crew Mate 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@rd-cw8fj
@rd-cw8fj 3 жыл бұрын
@Mini crew Mate ur prob 8
@Saplaboo
@Saplaboo 3 жыл бұрын
I knew what Krampus was when I was 6 what is this man doing he using internet explorer and haven’t closed out of it yet so it runs even slower.
@Pathanlon77
@Pathanlon77 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saplaboo I’m 17 and I don’t know wtf krampus is
@flareblitz2010
@flareblitz2010 3 жыл бұрын
12:07 "I'm two, I'm flu" - WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
@user-bv3gw4zp3y
@user-bv3gw4zp3y 3 жыл бұрын
When was the last time Kevin did one of these bitlife videos without being a porn set janitor at some point in the video
@LizzieNya
@LizzieNya 3 жыл бұрын
Never. Only because that is his secret dream job
@emilymarley4505
@emilymarley4505 3 жыл бұрын
Or going to prison.
@JamesV1
@JamesV1 3 жыл бұрын
He just likes wiping down the loads
@jaxteller5665
@jaxteller5665 3 жыл бұрын
Or 'Clubbing' someone
@markbertrand6052
@markbertrand6052 2 жыл бұрын
he was a porn set janitor in this video, the reject was
@arcofspira
@arcofspira 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: declares himself The Lord Jim Pickens: Are you challenging me?
@Escalad5
@Escalad5 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi dude are you really just comments Stfu on every comment. smh
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@@Escalad5 at this point, we should just report him. Ironic: he wants us to shut up, yet he can't shut up.
@khalidmohammed7603
@khalidmohammed7603 3 жыл бұрын
You mean GLASHNOK
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 3 жыл бұрын
@@Escalad5 It's probably a bot.
@shutupimndrinkingwatre6905
@shutupimndrinkingwatre6905 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're approaching me?
@spot67833
@spot67833 3 жыл бұрын
"She's in real estate, the devil loves that!" *irish housing crisis has entered the chat*
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 3 жыл бұрын
"The ghosts can wait, they're not goin' anywhere, that's the feckin problem!" As a demon I am offended.
@Evy_Wevy
@Evy_Wevy 2 жыл бұрын
So edgy
@alpakapucuf3394
@alpakapucuf3394 2 жыл бұрын
*E1M1 plays*
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 2 жыл бұрын
@@alpakapucuf3394 I'm a big fan of him.
@samthelion3925
@samthelion3925 3 жыл бұрын
"We live in Canada now. And I'm depressed." I'd suggest you use the free health care.
@Heleantoomuch
@Heleantoomuch 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi Aww is the wittle baby throwing a tantrum?
@Heleantoomuch
@Heleantoomuch 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi What?
@Heleantoomuch
@Heleantoomuch 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi Ok, umm, how old are you?
@metaltrombone549
@metaltrombone549 3 жыл бұрын
@@Heleantoomuch He can't access anger management for free in Canada immediately he has to sit in a waiting line for three years
@Krajenda
@Krajenda 3 жыл бұрын
@@metaltrombone549 It's obvious that you never were to a country with free health care.
@user-bv3gw4zp3y
@user-bv3gw4zp3y 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the Lord had grey hair and kept Kevin in his basement, not whatever this devil spawn is
@lovelyg826
@lovelyg826 3 жыл бұрын
“It was my first kiss. She tasted like tequila.”
@oumashu8390
@oumashu8390 3 жыл бұрын
i think that "the reject" proves that ignorance is indeed bliss.
@flareblitz2010
@flareblitz2010 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 For some reason the fact that "Recent Wiki Activity" just has three Hagrids in a row at the top had me absolutely in stitches 😂😂😂
@Phi_Lix
@Phi_Lix 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *Becomes God* All of Humanity: “ *Chuckles* We’re in danger “
@Phi_Lix
@Phi_Lix 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi ...
@snowouroboros9250
@snowouroboros9250 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phi_Lix he's being a troll. But to inconvenience them, I am flooding their notifications as payment for him being rude.
@Phi_Lix
@Phi_Lix 3 жыл бұрын
@@snowouroboros9250 Uh sure, do that I guess.
@snowouroboros9250
@snowouroboros9250 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phi_Lix yup. I have nothing to do with my time atm, so as a bit of fun, I decided to 1.) See where they commented, and comment to their comment. Though, the comments otherwise were pretty entertaining to read, so that's nice.
@DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy
@DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy 3 жыл бұрын
@ke vo UWU
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 3 жыл бұрын
10:32 "If only I had any accuracy" GLASHNOK's life in a nutshell: "I tried to uppercut my classmate, but I missed. Then I tried to uppercut another classmate, but I missed again". If they're a god, they're just the anti-Artemis :P
@ineedamilkshake
@ineedamilkshake 3 жыл бұрын
"the ghost isn't going anywhere, that's the feckin problem"
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
Steve Jobs as an Irish God? Oh I’m ready for this.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be ironic if Steve Jobs never worked a day in his life?
@numbdigger9552
@numbdigger9552 3 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON well he didnt...
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@@numbdigger9552 I know, I just wanted to share a random thought
@thehobgoblin1313
@thehobgoblin1313 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin would probably accidentally strike himself with lighting.
@joanmare709
@joanmare709 3 жыл бұрын
And survive
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when thor boops you too hard on the snoop. You get fecking destroyed by lightning!
@tcg1_qc
@tcg1_qc 3 жыл бұрын
*His dad dies* Him: *YES!*
@thewackycabbage461
@thewackycabbage461 3 жыл бұрын
I felt that.
@stealthy1223
@stealthy1223 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to edit you" is one of the most threatening things I've heard in a while
@ESCEra13
@ESCEra13 3 жыл бұрын
Day 192 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
@gggg-hq4td
@gggg-hq4td 3 жыл бұрын
there's a kim kardashian mobile game?
@Phi_Lix
@Phi_Lix 3 жыл бұрын
@@gggg-hq4td I guess.
@kopii00
@kopii00 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phi_Lix if yall didnt know i-
@kopii00
@kopii00 3 жыл бұрын
@@gggg-hq4td its like episodes
@RubyBlueUwU
@RubyBlueUwU 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that there’s people who don’t know........god I wish that were me
@FowlsNest
@FowlsNest 3 жыл бұрын
"We're reaching the age of 14, this is a miracle!" Kids that are unvaccinated^
@swagittarius5748
@swagittarius5748 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a minute to appreciate how good Kevin looks in that shirt?
@cheeseisherelive753
@cheeseisherelive753 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin teaching us how to say Saoirse every time he makes his life in Ireland 😂
@wonergie
@wonergie 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin + bit life = *certain death for many people*
@haseenabadshah5381
@haseenabadshah5381 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes lmao
@bigratman_
@bigratman_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nice name, but are you the Gongoozler in disguise?
@bry756
@bry756 3 жыл бұрын
"Your smarts are nearly 100%, why are you failing??" Ouch why was that suddenly personal 😔😔
@emperorpenguin6420
@emperorpenguin6420 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is atleast 60%, so it could be worse
@kitfisto6345
@kitfisto6345 3 жыл бұрын
What would 0% smarts even look like?
@brunettebird57
@brunettebird57 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitfisto6345 like a redditor probably
@kitfisto6345
@kitfisto6345 3 жыл бұрын
@@brunettebird57 no that's only 0% looks
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitfisto6345 Twitter user then.
@jarredmcmerrick5311
@jarredmcmerrick5311 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 «I coughed up something gross.» «I didn’t let it bother me.» Relatable that
@icarus4302
@icarus4302 8 ай бұрын
I love that as Kevin is lowering his parents attributes, he puts their looks to 100. Truly a kind god.
@thebradman6685
@thebradman6685 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: escapes among us addiction Also kevin: relapses into bitlife
@chickenperson4585
@chickenperson4585 3 жыл бұрын
If god is an Irish man with a turtle neck then *I'm all here for it*
@beanman5001
@beanman5001 3 жыл бұрын
Very cringe name
@chickenperson4585
@chickenperson4585 3 жыл бұрын
@@beanman5001 I don’t remember asking for your opinion
@karisima6060
@karisima6060 3 жыл бұрын
@@beanman5001 Get a life.
@beanman5001
@beanman5001 3 жыл бұрын
@@chickenperson4585 still true
@chickenperson4585
@chickenperson4585 3 жыл бұрын
@@beanman5001 stop making hate comments and get a life 😗
@melikets2060
@melikets2060 2 жыл бұрын
8:21 as an actual tasmanian, i approve
@callmescourge6897
@callmescourge6897 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin has To be one of the funniest people I have ever seen
@deukaeteez
@deukaeteez 3 жыл бұрын
"are you sure you want to kiss your cousin on the lips?" SWEET HOME ALABAMA
@contentgremlinthe3rd
@contentgremlinthe3rd 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the only person who looks FECKING good in a turtle neck
@carmenq7339
@carmenq7339 3 жыл бұрын
everyone looks hot in turtleneck imo
@bukuroshebytyci185
@bukuroshebytyci185 3 жыл бұрын
Me, in a turtleneck: how very dare you
@soupy55
@soupy55 3 жыл бұрын
@@carmenq7339 exactly
@brechtdelaet6495
@brechtdelaet6495 3 жыл бұрын
10:51 i have dyslexia and this is terible.... i always get glasses....
@mawj09eas4
@mawj09eas4 4 ай бұрын
9:38 - Loved that laugh...
@yomama428
@yomama428 3 жыл бұрын
First it's him being a karen in bitlife and now its being a devil child, his ideas never end
@DayOldMeat
@DayOldMeat 3 жыл бұрын
"Your smarts are nearly 100%, why are you failing?" I ask myself the same thing every day, Kevin...
@high_on_acid
@high_on_acid 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Kevin's among us addiction isn't gone yet.
@mildtora8433
@mildtora8433 3 жыл бұрын
13:38 *“Dame Da Ne, Dame Yo”*
@ramal5708
@ramal5708 3 жыл бұрын
5:34 "I am literally called the lord and you won't even interview me" - Kevin to the Cork Community Church, 2020
@allisonionsoup
@allisonionsoup 3 жыл бұрын
12:34 american college students once they find alcohol but then immediately become depressed again
@cassykissack
@cassykissack 3 жыл бұрын
“TAKE THAT CANADIANS”... my initial thought “oh that’s nice we got a mention”. I may have just ascended to a new level of Canadian politeness. 😂😂😂
@fatfat3592
@fatfat3592 3 жыл бұрын
Funfact: when you rumble someone to always kill them Right Hook their skull
@elisabethsalmeron4502
@elisabethsalmeron4502 3 жыл бұрын
Every fan when Hamilton went onto Disney+ : **DADDY HAMILTON**
@miracleschmidt4342
@miracleschmidt4342 3 жыл бұрын
damn really called me out like that
@retrolush3200
@retrolush3200 3 жыл бұрын
"He looks like a guy who would rob a train" **flashbacks to Thug Life**
@Nemephosis
@Nemephosis 2 жыл бұрын
"I live in Canada now, and I'm depressed. Take that, Canadians!" Joke's on you, Kevin, I've been doing that for 40 years.
@opocop1134
@opocop1134 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that the title said “I tried to be good in BitLife” and I got really confused
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 3 жыл бұрын
Day 38 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💜
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Hello friend
@Prod.stixkyfingerz
@Prod.stixkyfingerz 3 жыл бұрын
Hello turg😎
@Carla-wk3mz
@Carla-wk3mz 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, how's it going??
@JakeHire
@JakeHire 3 жыл бұрын
Respect the grind
@Elliott540
@Elliott540 3 жыл бұрын
Hello turg
@wonergie
@wonergie 3 жыл бұрын
so basically, Kevin should have like no karma
@wonergie
@wonergie 3 жыл бұрын
@boi boi aha no ❤️
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@@wonergie yeah, he keeps spamming that for whatever reason. Just report him until he stops.
@thishonestgrifter
@thishonestgrifter 3 жыл бұрын
@@wonergie freef
@bellahernandez8204
@bellahernandez8204 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *reads about karma and how to increase it to live a longer and better bitlife* also Kevin: *looks the other way when someone is getting mauled*
@DTyler34
@DTyler34 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the better videos for a while. So consistantly entertaining and felt quick. Idk if he changed anything but this was mucho goodness for viewing-ness.
@LTD538
@LTD538 3 жыл бұрын
When 90% of comments are: Day (number) of asking kevin (random text)
@skylerstevens2941
@skylerstevens2941 3 жыл бұрын
COUGH COUGH call me turg COUGH COUGH
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 3 жыл бұрын
@@skylerstevens2941 hey >:( I’m not asking Kevin to play something, just letting him know that he’s tall, dark, and handsome. I know he sometimes struggles with his self-worth.
@misscath28
@misscath28 3 жыл бұрын
@@skylerstevens2941 he hath summon turg
@2413Peanut1
@2413Peanut1 3 жыл бұрын
BabeminzGirlsszz.SpaCe
@sadagusfate
@sadagusfate 3 жыл бұрын
@@callmeturg Good man, respect
@hedgehogsnhotdogs8627
@hedgehogsnhotdogs8627 3 жыл бұрын
6:52 all the problems with the education system in 5 seconds
@tradingfriends
@tradingfriends 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the accent at 9:29 actually jumpscared me coming from you
@jacobpourchot6294
@jacobpourchot6294 3 жыл бұрын
Great video! The edits were hilarious!
@wolfmcblack5974
@wolfmcblack5974 3 жыл бұрын
9:18 killed me I was laughing so hard. Seems it's not only the lads in Bitlife you're killing xD
@nasimaleem7991
@nasimaleem7991 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin making bad choices in BitLife is probably the best part of my day
@MrQwefty
@MrQwefty 3 жыл бұрын
13:45 Relatable
@boftungol9423
@boftungol9423 Ай бұрын
Kevin: bites mother during vaccination Also Kevin: why do I keep getting ill 😭
@robbobobbo8134
@robbobobbo8134 3 жыл бұрын
Christmas has come early. Let us pray
@lunabruce1804
@lunabruce1804 3 жыл бұрын
Let us pray to our dear leader.
@allisonionsoup
@allisonionsoup 3 жыл бұрын
you should create a politician or something and name them “Bran”
@knatterking6577
@knatterking6577 3 жыл бұрын
Bran Bronzebeard
@anticommunist3415
@anticommunist3415 3 жыл бұрын
No make. a corrupt politician and name him Joe Biden.
@cubancharlotte
@cubancharlotte 3 жыл бұрын
Anti Communist get back trump supporter, get back i say
@allisonionsoup
@allisonionsoup 3 жыл бұрын
@@anticommunist3415 yeah your kind is not welcome here 🤺🤺
@chabot4006
@chabot4006 3 жыл бұрын
its against international law to talk politics on a call me kevin video.
@katz5156
@katz5156 3 жыл бұрын
This video was hilarious omg, cant believe how many lives you went though and the crappiest one is the one that lasted the longest.
@blackjesus1745
@blackjesus1745 3 жыл бұрын
That doom edit, thank you so much for it
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 жыл бұрын
"An accidental pregnancy"..yes just like the real Kevin according to his parents😆
@TheDime99
@TheDime99 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is continuing to channel his inner Steve Jobs with that turtleneck. He already has the cult
@thiccolasbeaterson5382
@thiccolasbeaterson5382 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s out here looking like he’s bouta unveil the next iPhone any minute
@SladeMV
@SladeMV 3 жыл бұрын
"It's ok I'm Catholic!" Says the Irish lad as he spells God's name in the title without an uppercase "G".
@JJLiu-xc3kg
@JJLiu-xc3kg 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he doesn’t want to undermine the legitimacy of the actual Lord, hence uncapitalising the name to show how while he is roleplaying as a “god” figure, he is not claiming to be God. He’s actually less blasphemous this way.
@ascendedisamazing
@ascendedisamazing 3 жыл бұрын
Rejects life: literally the most miserable existence one can have Reject: "But I don't let it, let it get me down. 'Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around"
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 3 жыл бұрын
He must've read existentialism
@Cfreed
@Cfreed 3 жыл бұрын
"Why's it so hard to play god?" Have you wondered how hard it is to play Kevin? That's how hard it is to be that bad at being god.
@shannon8259
@shannon8259 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin should start a podcast for some reason his voice is really soothing to me
@Metzli
@Metzli 3 жыл бұрын
Specially in the ASMR video!
@JohnDonRon
@JohnDonRon 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’ve been watching Kevin for years and I’m just now learning that fandom has all of his life tips I’ve been wanting that for so long 🙃
@rubyrobinson9350
@rubyrobinson9350 3 жыл бұрын
this is somehow the most chaotic bitlife we've had so far
@SpazamsTV
@SpazamsTV 3 жыл бұрын
Tasmanian Devil had the saddest life I've every seen
@Papersan
@Papersan 3 жыл бұрын
I've laughed watching his content before, but this took the cake.
@sisypheanteasoup7534
@sisypheanteasoup7534 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin, that turtle neck is my absolute favorite!
@altersky4060
@altersky4060 3 жыл бұрын
12:07 I'm two, I'm flu!
@lucisomma6766
@lucisomma6766 3 жыл бұрын
plot twist: he's the devil
@lssweet
@lssweet 2 жыл бұрын
How I assume the video is: *maniacal laughter* Pre-roll ad: *maniacal laughter*
@TH-od3cu
@TH-od3cu 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much chaos Kevin could get up too in AI dungeon.
@peppernwarming6226
@peppernwarming6226 3 жыл бұрын
Day 555 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
@ThatGuyNyan
@ThatGuyNyan 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, didn't he play it once I remember watching something like that
@adefenselessnoob
@adefenselessnoob 3 жыл бұрын
oooof day 555? for real?
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@@adefenselessnoob yep. He made 612 comments so far.
@koalifications7231
@koalifications7231 3 жыл бұрын
Did you really go in the comment section for over a YEAR asking Kevin to play a game???? Respect bro....
@BigMac87963
@BigMac87963 3 жыл бұрын
Someone get this man a Legoland playthrough!
@shakeeljones1197
@shakeeljones1197 3 жыл бұрын
5:42 literally the story of my life rn
@brooksbrocc
@brooksbrocc 3 жыл бұрын
Me, an American writer who wrote a story about an irish mermaid: ah yes, Saoirse.
@DrJamskii
@DrJamskii 3 жыл бұрын
I’d have to say the bit life videos you do Kevin are by far my favourite 👍🏼
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