I Broke My Hand | Wine About It

[@bogart12]

"Oh you -- you had a --- you had a lollipop my little --- my little chubby boy? are you getting --- are you getting big for me? are you getting big for me? Ooh I love it when you're big for me, you're my --- you're my little goblin" insane intro

[@tomw8329]

Not quite on par with fanfan's uwu daddy one but I'll take it, LMAO.

[@vexellent]

she's becoming slime

[@jessie.jordan]

Was that a prank call? We should hear it. There’s a girl who does old lady accents and prank calls people saying shit like that 🥴

[@55avenger]

nick coming in with the "imagine if we" is so accurate.

[@Enjemnsnens]

I’ve been laughing at “we fattened up the boys” for like 5 mins

[@ponkotuu]

that was probably the craziest intro ive heard to a podcast ever

[@Karan-Aujla]

What can I say? Slime is electric.

[@stevenacosta1134]

😂😂😂😂

[@TissueCat_]

i had to rewatch it just to process wtf i heard lmao

[@Nugget568]

Listen to the yard haha

[@taylifts]

​@@Nugget568yeah I didn't wanna be like "my dad could beat up your dad" but all I could think was "when was the last time you beat your dirty nasty little shit?" at the TOP of the episode just a couple weeks ago lol

[@justindono]

audio listeners, Maya is qt's little goblin

[@itsAustinGreen]

QT’s impression of The Yard was so incredibly spot on

[@DaGoon_]

She's a true Yardigan who has watched all the eps and primos. Plus she's lived with all the boys. I just got to her impression and it convinced me that if Ludwig and Slime got kidnapped to Dr Epstein's covid island, she could take up the mantle.

[@r4ngutang]

"We need to get better at Yes, and. Should we practice" "No" 😂

[@TheOneWithComments]

There's no way that lady wasn't friends with the landlord or was the landlord herself. Literally who else would be offended by that smh.

[@ronanmchugh2253]

My theory is that they were afraid QT will say “well little miss boutique down the street is paying half the rent you’re charging me” and that may prompt Landlord to raise their rent out of spite for helping QT

[@simonji2940]

A lot of people love the ones who abuse and exploit them. Like how so mant love billionaires when you cant get that rich without being the main reason for thousands of peoples suffering.

[@K1ngCorvus]

This is one of the best episodes of The Yard I’ve listened to in a while

[@MulletPower75]

That lady who got defensive about you asking how much she pays is probably a landlord themselves.

[@MegaEliteAwesome]

As someone who works with a bunch of landlords (property management, I hate it and will quit as soon as I find something paying the same or better), I can say with some confidence that the business that refused to disclose their rent is 100% the building owner or is affiliated with them in some way beyond tenancy. It's like discussing your pay with co-workers. Your boss frowns on it because it could hurt them if you realize how much they're screwing some of their employees. That being said, if they are the landlord then there's a good chance they'll turn QT down after she asked that.

[@MulletPower75]

@@MegaEliteAwesome I meant more that they probably are a landlord of other properties on top of running a business.

[@thr04twh0r3]

I was one of those kids who got abducted in the night and sent to a wilderness survival rehabilitation center in Utah, although not the specific one you are referring to. I never graduated, the program ended because a girl died and they weren't able to get the program up to code. It was called Red Rock Ranch Academy based out of St. George Utah.

[@lex6576]

That’s insane and very traumatic, hope ur doing ok

[@MotherOfSuck]

That is horrific. I hope you are healing xx

[@kaspershaupt]

hope you are okey. that seems terrifying

[@raggedyattorney4745]

Nah QT you ain't in the wrong with the landlord thing. If anything you were way too nice. There would have been no way I didn't start making sarcastic comments and be extremely short with her.

[@salad608]

Related to troubled teen boarding schools, there was also Elan School and Synanon where kids would be stripped of all possessions and identity (including hair) upon entry, stripped of your freedom to look at anything, stripped of your freedom to speak about anything but how good the school is, forced to yell at each other, fight in boxing rings, and a lot more. There's also a detailed Elan School comic written from one of the survivors.

[@VicodinAvenue]

I'm listening to this in the ER with my mom and it's the only thing keeping us sane tbh

[@LiveOutLoud321]

❤❤❤

[@artemis7496]

Sending love ❤❤

[@fakefish.]

hope you’re okay!

[@dominoot2652]

goodluck godspeed plot armor

[@alexd2069]

Hope all is well!!

[@thosedarngorillas]

QT's impression of the Yard was incredibly accurate

[@ck7802]

QT is spot on with how that conversation would go. Aiden is happy go lucky, slime is happy asshole, Nick likes to let the intrusive thoughts go public, and Ludwig couldn't show up to the Yard recording on time if he spent the night sleeping on set.

[@browny1962]

it may not look broken but it might be. you should still get it x-rayed just to be sure so it doesn't heal wrong. i've fractured a finger before, felt 0 pain, could still move it, and it was just swolen. went to hospital anyways cuz someone said i should, turned out to have a minor fracture and the doc made sure to adjust it so it wouldn't heal wrong and gave me a plastic mold thing shaped in a way to hold my finger in place so it heals right. ended up with tiny tilt to my finger but it healed almost 100% the same as it was before injury. idk what woulda happened if i didn't go. so go get it xrayed

[@surfingthedarkness]

Oh we been telling her every stream, she won't listen

[@odiousghoul]

​@@surfingthedarkness shes gonna have fun when it doesnt heal right and they possibly have to do surgery and re-break it

[@emeraldapple3990]

What a fascinating first few seconds, can't wait to see how this pans out

[@Warcon101]

QT's yard impression is 100% accurate, felt like a real episode

[@samf8405]

As a watcher of both, I would argue you guys are definitely AT LEAST as funny as The Yard - the only issue is you guys are half the team. If you had two more people you liked and could bounce conversations off of easily, it would have a similar feel to The Yard and would 1000% be funnier and more relatable (at least to me lol). But I do love Wine About It as is, it feels very cozy and like I'm a fly on the wall, hearing two besties catching up. I literally wouldn't change a thing about it. The Wine About It version of The Yard would be a fun treat, though, like a big sleepover where all the girlies (of all genders) hang out and do their gossiping 💅🏼

[@candidavis1061]

Just fyi broken bones in the hands and feet dont feel as bad as you may think it should. Try not to assume its not broken. I would get an Xray to make sure, because if it heals incorrectly without a cast they may have to rebreak it later in life when it causes you issues. Pain increases as we age from old injuries especially ones that heal incorrectly.

[@KayzlePop]

"They had so much Love & so much Jesus.. & they indoctrinated me just fine" QT is truly one of a kind!! How do ya not just fkn love her man?? 🤣🤣❤🤣🤣

[@elidwor1856]

maya playing some kind of twisted game of Maury with the goats is so fucking funny

[@candouidus]

I tried with The Yard but I can't!! I prefer Wine about it by A LOT!

[@wolfzbyte]

Maya's neighbors are... something else. I feel like they're older people, my grandparents ramble off on nonsense like that too

[@josephchacra2840]

That hand legitimately looks broken

[@agustinramirez377]

thanks doctor

[@oftheHowl]

if you can move it without much pain, it's not broken

[@AshiwiZuni]

Ive broken many fingers many times, working in demo and on cars. It may be fractured, but at the most the doctor’s office will provide a temporary splint. Id just say take it easy on that hand for a while and/or a anti-inflammatory cream, which you can get over the counter.

[@gregoryboatswain1605]

​@@oftheHowl This absolutely isn't true. You can have a fracture and move your hands completely normally. An actual doctor told my sister that absolute myth and she didn't bother doing anything about her hand until it got significantly more painful about a week later

[@RiversideM]

​@@gregoryboatswain1605I was Mountainbiking with a friend a while ago when he had a crash that made his wrist hurt. So I asked if it's broken, he said nah and didn't even want to go to the hospital (Germany so it's free either way). He went to work the next day (works in production so physical work) and it worked fine, until he used a drill. That apparently hurt so much that he did go to the hospital and his wrist was indeed broken

[@Kennitto]

Lotta slime energy with that intro

[@ast5578]

What the absolute fuck was that intro 💀😂

[@-L.S]

this podcast is the comfiest, sure others are 'funnier' (idk if i even agree with that because y'all make me laugh so much, maybe other podcasts are just trying to be funny when you are just naturally fun) but even when youre tired it's just always good vibes listening to friends chat with each other also how can you beat that intro

[@boofinshmirtz]

as someone who watches Yard About It, QT's made up episode of the yard was so real, it cemented the fact that she fr watching in the trenches with us, respect

[@crossboy]

i watched this immediately after the most recent fear& with qt and it really hits how much the interrupting is there and why it's so different from maya and qt here. when one of them interrupts the other here, it's relevant to the story / topic, and they pass it back to the original person at the end of it. at fear&, interruptions (of qt) are frequently off topic, turn into their own topic, and the discussion is never passed back to qt. ive seen (some of) them try more recently to let qt talk, but it's still so bad and it makes me sad both for qt having to deal with it, but also because i found fear& BECAUSE of qt and she's the main reason i watch it still i just hope it gets better for her there

[@hebedite4865]

She fr gets thrown into the ADHD moshpit over there and she's just standing there looking into the camera like "welp" every time lolol the boys do try but their adhd "gotta get this point in here before i forget it!" or "gotta be the funniest guy in the room" takes over a lot cuz they're bro-ing out too hard

[@darkphoenix2]

In football, the offense is allowed one forward pass per down. A lateral or backward pass can be done as many times as a team wants. Laterals are often seen at the end of a game when a team has run out of clock and is simply trying to keep the final play going until they can score.

[@chrisray1567]

Right. Lateral passes are rare because they are risk turnovers. That said, some of the best plays of all time involve several lateral passes just before or even during tackles, culminating in a game wining touchdown.

[@samanthaDH]

“because i can move it” *index finger proceeds not to move* girllllll

[@samanthaDH]

I’ve had a hairline wrist fracture. We now may have something in common. Go to the doc.

[@SalayaSkystone]

Honestly! I've broken my hand before and surprise... I could move everything. I am now still limited in movement within my hand, even when I went to the doctors immediately.

[@kittydaddy2023]

I broke my hand, too. Didn't go to the doctor for like 3 days. Probably the only bones you can break and not be sure.

[@thomasnguyen9335]

The story about the Boarding Schools is extremely relatable. I used to go to a school called Milton Hershey School. The history of it is fascinating but the school is really dark internally.

[@tonyanastasi22]

The passing after you catch thing is a lateral and they don’t do it a lot because usually theres defenders in the way and they pick it off, very rarely does it actually work out. It happens a lot on kickoffs or final plays of games

[@muffin9124]

I thought slimes "skykkuno likes diaper play" bit was really funny tbh. I think a similar unhinged demon lies inside QT but she gets shut down more (Kaya lady parts joke). Idk how but I'd like to see more of that chaotic energy :)

[@QBee_Buzz]

QT's neighbor story gives such icky corporate classest vibes. Like why on earth wouldn't you want to warn someone looking to rent that the price was just increased? Let alone not tell them the current price in general, if you establish friendly relations you can both benefit in your negotiations. This whole embarrassed future millionaire falisy is always so exhausting to deal with.

[@hebedite4865]

She probably is a millionaire tbh. As someone who lives in LA she absolutely sounds like someone who lives in Beverly Hills or In The Hills based on her saying the whole "oh! well if you can't afford it" thing. Pretty much everywhere else in LA if you aren't a cop or a landlord you would never respond like that and every apartment I've moved to literally everyone shares what they are paying super casually. I would have literally rolled my eyes and walked away from that lady like she was so fake nice and rude and i cannot stand that at all lol

[@KayzlePop]

Qt looks BEAUTIFUL today!! Her hair looks amazing!

[@FenriRagni]

QT's rendition of The Yard was so accurate, I forgot I was listening to Wine About It

[@celinec3107]

You guys saying your not as funny or whatever than the yard is CRAZY to me! Your podcast is the best and I could listen to you guys chatting away for literally hours.

[@Shibanuwu]

You gals are doing fine! The vibe i get from this pod is ‘me and my girlies just talkin’

[@murstyle]

QT's impression of the yard podcast is spot on and is why i love the Yard and Wine about it

[@mistahtogether]

Holy shit Qt's reenactment of The Yard was so spot on

[@Person7537]

Watching them try to talk through a lateral pass in football is Magical. You 2 should watch rugby and have your minds blow that you can only throw to the side or behind or kick

[@thecabillonaire]

very late response but i thought it was funny that they didn’t realize it, especially with qt taking on being a chiefs fan this season cause of kelce. he had that huge lateral play to kadarius toney that got called back because toney was offsides, and it was super talked about at least during the season as such a big brained play

[@kaspershaupt]

@@thecabillonaire he laterals all the time

[@Mell0nballer]

I'm a regular Wine About It listener and probably outside of your target demo - but I think you guys should just have a few streamer guests on. Emiru, EE, Caroline, Fuslie. Seems like their general audience would eventually find the episode on youtube searches and then stick around as subscribers. Love the show either way!

[@WhereTheHellIsMyLifeGoing]

EE and Caroline have been on! I agree Emi and Leslie would be awesome too.

[@ninin11]

i LOVE the yard, but wine about it is def my favorite podcast

[@LaceJellyfish]

Hi ladies, just in case you see this I wanted to warn Maya, if she's got one or more dislocated knuckles (because her knuckles look like mine) I recommend getting a removable brace. I had mine made by a hand doctor because if it's not stabilized for long enough (usually 4-6 weeks) it will stay dislocated and get worse and worse (irreversible damage). Removable braces are great because they don't have most of the risks of complete braces or casts, but I recommend moleskin for any uncomfortable edges on yours, mine had those. I had x-rays done twice and regular hospital doctors said I was fine. It was only when I went to the specialist that I got real help that worked. Be careful even with the brace though because if you use that hand anyway, even with the brace on, it will take way longer to heal or it will never heal. Mine was fine for 2 months after wearing the brace for 5 weeks but I've dislocated them again since 😅. Hope that you all are well! Just at the beginning of the episode so excited to watch❤! Sorry if this gets covered 😅

[@Trepanation21]

Wine About It: __ Me: *WAT.*

[@JT-Rebel]

22:11 "It's a little risky to throw it back."" -Maya Higa 2024

[@hendini]

17:48 I don’t know everything about these terrible boarding schools, but I went to a fantastic therapy program at this thing called the Anxiety Institute, super nice people, very personalized, and they do EMDR and all sorts of therapy to help kids. It’s actually amazing. Genuinely transformed my life. Feel like these places are supposed to be more like the one I went to.

[@atypicaloddity]

QT with the flawless Yard impression

[@qsharaf3933]

i found both of you shortly after leaving a wilderness program while in a therapeutic boarding school and your videos have always been a great comfort to me, thank you soo much for talking about these horrible programs!💗💗💗💗

[@nazmistrife]

The intro was beautiful and natural.

[@theminecraft4202]

"i've never broken or fractured anything" i've got new for you maya, that hand looks hella fractured

[@saraloveslfc]

If not much has happened in your life prior to the podcast recording you could bring the segment back where you research things and talk about it like the cannibalism thing! I loved that, it was funny ❤

[@Jessica-wq5ku]

Neighbor was def just wolfin out

[@justinbouchard]

parents paying to have their children kidnapped and held in unregulated child prison is the most american thing i have ever heard

[@happymedium8785]

Yes, it feels like a phone call- I love it. You guys help me go through my boring office job- You guys are my favorite potcast❤ I'm always so invested all the way through

[@kdundid]

Wine about it clears the Yard

[@ash-5488]

comparison will always be the death of QT's mental health....... she is so good at comparing herself with everyone else.. and put herself down.. its insane.

[@DudeWithTheNose]

38:35 might be slightly wrong but orange wine is white wine that was made while keeping the skins on.

[@iandianajones0]

If you guys are interested, you can look up travis kelce lateral plays to see some NFL in game examples of throwing the ball backward :)

[@drake6143]

Its pretty rare in football that a receiver will throw a lateral pass (can't throw it forward) but it does happen from time to time in some really creative plays.

[@remarku2291]

my ex got sent to one of those wilderness “retreats”. it was supposed to be a couple months which turned into about 6. they came back entirely different as a person it was insane

[@nickmargaritis3263]

The Majority Report interviewed mass torts lawyers that have clients that went to these troubled teens 'schools'. It is horrific and its not only for wealthy people.

[@engulfedbyfear1524]

Love you guys legit but I don't watch for crazy laughs, I just like the vibes and girl talk. You also make me chuckle sometimes too but you don't need to hold yourself to the standards of a comedy podcast, unless you want to ofc, just know you're good at other stuff too and clearly people enjoy this podcast :).

[@Mi-Hi]

i died after QT's yard impressions

[@theminecraft4202]

QT's Yard impression is on point

[@earelevant]

i remember maya saying her rib was fractured but i also remember bruised so i dont know which one of those memories are fabricated

[@chrunchmaster]

for the record i tried listening to the yard and i couldnt get through it, i like wine about it way better

[@kdundid]

Fear & and Wine about it are both funnier than the Yard. The Yard is too chipper, I prefer disfunction

[@chrunchmaster]

@@kdundid yeah i like fear& too, i feel like i learn something in both fear& and wine, like these ladies are PROFESSIONALS and they have a lot of interesting things to say. id rather listen to that or even fear& bickering (that is admittedly quite funny) than the goofing off on the yard lol

[@gregoryboatswain1605]

You can still move a broken hand. Muscles make your hand move, not bones. It's worth getting it looked at

[@MistakenAcorn]

Im listening to qt's bit about the boys, and it feels like I'm hearing an unaired episode of the yard. It's perfect 👌 😂

[@MistakenAcorn]

The problem with Maya trying to "yes and" is she doesn't sound very enthusiastic

[@BarginsGalore]

@@MistakenAcornit’s a 2 people problem. the yard can toss the ball to anyone who’s feeling it at the moment and keep that going for hours but a lot of wine about it is 1 person talking and the other reacting

[@aeas09]

Qts so pretty and her hair is literally so beautiful

[@eli.vzq464]

I learned a lot about american football, and also nothing at all. This is what I watch Wine about it for!

[@simonkemfors]

I was making a late night snack while the intro played, and I felt a little attacked to be honest. Also, by the way, I like it when Maya talks about a documentary or a podcast she's listened to, I think it often leads to interesting conversations

[@emmamarie7986]

As a girl I really like the yard boys but never finsihed a single yard episode until this day, wine about is just more of my humour and interests and I never missed an episode 😄

[@Seangi_]

I wanna paint my nails like Maya's, they're really cool

[@hollycastor-gv6ms]

QTs Yard impression has me dying 😂😂

[@spockola]

I love that Maya thinks The Yard is all super positivity fun bunch.

[@Irapa7]

QT that Yard impression was IT lmao

[@ninostekar5183]

Orange wine is usually made by maceration, so a lot of orange wines are also natural wines

[@3yp0n]

IT'S WINE ABOUT IT WEDNESDAY!!! Audio listeners, is there a better way to treat your ears than to listen to a couple of yappers? I don't think so! qtcL

[@ndnerd1781]

Holy moly that was such a great impression of The Yard

[@sarshrimp1476]

I dated a guy who got sent to Cedu, one of those troubled teen camps, the stories he had were so disturbing. It shut down while he was there, he left with so many mental health issues that he never could talk about or get help for because no one believed him.

[@rad1461]

29:25 I bet she has an unique rental/lease situation with their landlord

[@knaxman9596]

Maya's best bit is just saying "ewww" to everything

[@dmitribennett501]

Y’all should look at the native boarding schools and what they did to my people

[@keishabriannax]

35:11 that’s how it is in native reservations, everyone just lets their dogs run around. i love it personally 😆

[@Alucardd-tt8eb]

46:43 Hi, male viewer here. I can confirm, the male brain IS easily amused. I have talked with other guy friends about paint drying, about rolling down hills, what it would be like if we only had big toes, etc. When there isn’t something important to discuss, we just shoot the shit and try to be goofy.

[@majormapleleaf164]

if anyone wants to know about those schools lmk, im a survivor of one!! 3 kids ran away and chose death rather than go back. most of that hits home, i went to a military school one, so we would get yelled at for the stupidest stuff, one time a kid got smoked for 5 hours cause he pissed off a staff member on a bad day, i never got a chance to do my school work, cause i was always in trouble, so i got punished for it. it was crazy.

[@trinitysmile]

you are so brave

[@majormapleleaf164]

@@trinitysmile sure fucked me up irreparable though, I died in that school

[@XDJaegermeister]

Every adult who sends a child to a charter school should end up in jail and never be allowed to care for a child.

[@muqmanor]

"Charter school" is definitely the wrong terminology for what they were describing. A charter school is simply a public school that is allowed to set its own curriculum rather than being forced to follow the state-provided educational curriculum. Whatever these insane psychological torture centers are, are not charter schools

[@viscerull]

Didn’t expect the cameo from the yard this episode

[@slimeyerin]

My sports trauma is I played ultimate frisbee and had my braces ripped clean off my teeth. Kept all my teeth tho

[@joeydrummer7929]

Just so you ladies know a fracture IS a break LOL. There’s different levels of breaks , Green stick fracture , compound fracture , etc but theyre all breaks AND fractures . Same thing.

[@zjostedt]

BTW you get an suneclips a few hours to a day from now. Moon lady might go really ham if something bad happens, take care!

[@jrenderos4]

The Quarterback is the Jesus of Football, he choses who gets to be an apostle and then they proselytize, but sometimes apostles get to baptize someone but only if they are behind them.

[@maccamachine]

Amazing intro so nice to hear qt talk like that

[@EMPiRE25593]

QT walking in there like Ben Mallah

[@CJMGalaxy]

Literally the "are you just gonna one day say you're married" thing happened earlier this week with a couple of youtubers 😂 I think it's a great way to do it if you're a content creator, that way the online freaks don't get their sticky fingers in things until it's too late

[@WrenRemm]

35:49 "is this your baby?" - Maya to the goats

[@queen-patches233]

so "the ranch" that doc phil was sending ppl to was actually a crazy boarding school? am i getting this right?

[@dorsag5132]

yea some of the kids who got "famous" have talked about it. i believe danielle bregoli has spoken on it if ur interested

[@SoggyLaundry]

I’d take a yard son, yard daughter, fear&son, fear&daughter and a wine about it son; but a wine about it daughter? I’d worry for her. She’s in danger. She’s troubled. She’s causing her parents to worry about her at night.

[@lukefisch9483]

Your so real for that

[@lukefisch9483]

real😭