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[@MegaTexan2010]

I love the "wife at the time" every time.

[@12jubus]

Every time I hear him say that i like to imagine it's a different wife each time

[@disturbdplayer]

At this point he might as well shorten it to "Watt" 🤣

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Every. Single. Time. Lmao

[@jjuel5]

Chris has lived more in one life than I could live in like five.

[@jackryan4313]

It's what happens when you grab life by the reins and you bend it to your will the way a blacksmith wills his iron and steel to match his vision

[@helidude3502]

As long as you can believe his stories 🤪

[@richardbaumgart2454]

@@helidude3502 I stopped watching Rob Pitts because I think his stories have about 10-25% truth, the rest fiction...not to mention he's a huge narcissist

[@YouTubeHandlesAreStupid]

@@helidude3502 People who believe Chris stories WANT to believe.

[@kenleppek]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Vin Wiki's very own Forest Gump.

[@CrazyUncleChris]

Animating Christopher's stories could be the greatest thing to ever happen on this channel

[@FrankieProkop]

Oh boy, an ANIMATED Christopher story? This is gonna be fun!

[@SupremeShuckle]

Lmao I’d pay good money to buy a Christopher autographed Vinwiki shirt

[@FrankieProkop]

@@SupremeShuckle I second that

[@Theredneckdeerhunter]

True that

[@ericworthington7299]

& pictures to back up the story...

[@DepreciationNation]

Anytime Chris stops by… you know you’re in for a wild ride! Love it!

[@zonac14]

Love Chris’ stories

[@timotheus2003]

Every Chris story starts with, "...my wife *at the time*..." Great stories! I see Chris, I click.

[@jjlegend3922]

These Vinwiki stories, reimagined as an adult cartoon series would be amazing. Sure the stories wouldn't flow together but who cares 😅

[@richardbaumgart2454]

Chris is cool as hell and that animation with the story was great

[@jjlegend3922]

@@richardbaumgart2454 it was! I want more! Haha!

[@richardbaumgart2454]

@@jjlegend3922 haha I was thinking the same

[@ltsnotspill6846]

It was, I laughed cause it jiggled! lol

[@richardbaumgart2454]

@@ltsnotspill6846 lol that was awesome

[@frozenninja4030]

I didn't know how Christopher's stories could get any better but the freakin animations were amazing. I was cracking the hell up, half at Christopher's hilarious depictions (Beauregard and Beaucephus Pappadeaux) and half at the impeccable timing of the animation. This is an instant all-time classic. Thanks Ed!

[@bryank3980]

Chris is a awesome story teller I was having a bad day I appreciate the cheering up 👍👍

[@MidwestMechanic]

Same I needed a good laugh today and this for sure provided it. Love his stories

[@jamesbarisitz4794]

Ok. Christopher is officially the best story teller. "We slid down the wet grass on that levee like we was wearin' church shoes." I shot a bit of beer out my nose! 👍 😃

[@SmokeyBear464]

This man’s stories are always golden!!!!

[@Rs3luis]

Shiba inu huh (:

[@SmokeyBear464]

@@Rs3luis to the moon

[@49breal]

He needs his own cartoon, sitcom, and reality show. Absolute legend! 💯

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks 49B!

[@chuckwhitson654]

Every story from Chris starts with my wife at the time..... Leads one to wonder how many he's had

[@bestdiycarcustomization941]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@dominickdolio2703]

“The fun you can have when you go a little ways off the map.” That is a very deep meaningful message. Great story!

[@christophermichaels]

Dominick my friend! It’s great to see a buddy in the comments!

[@dominickdolio2703]

@@christophermichaels what’s up doc? Always nice hearing from you.

[@nicksandoval9147]

Love the anatomical accuracy of the animation!!! 😁

[@danielseelye6005]

You referring to the Gravity of the Mammaries? 😏

[@jrlongmeat]

5:26 they really animated her fun bags flopping around 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roberthennel]

With your adventures Chris, I kind of believe death actually enjoys watching how far you can go, which is why you have survived so far.

[@nickthelick]

"Whatchu huntin'?" 🤔 "I'm jus' huntin' ta go fast..." 😀 I just love that line so much...! ✌🏼😁👍🏼

[@nickpollay1681]

I love this guy. I’ve lived a similar life and love telling my friends about my crazy times

[@floob247]

Maybe they should get you on the channel!

[@jimmyzoldyck2308]

Chris gets a new wife’s every adventure. And turns them all into “wife at the time”.

[@christophermichaels]

Nope. Same one. In 19 years she made it into a lot of stories.

[@typexkouki]

I really can hear Chris’ stories for hours 😂. Always a great laugh with him.

[@StonkeyDomp]

Love the animation mixed in, and please bring Chris back for the story on his GrandPappys bi-plane!

[@maxsanchez04]

That's Bill from King of the Hill, lol. Love the animation especially when the boat was going fast and the animated bounce of them girls, lol.

[@AeroGuy07]

Airboats look scary as hell, but I'd love to try one! Also, I would love to hear Christopher recite Alice's Restaurant. Not sing, just spoken word.

[@zechsblack5891]

Absolutely

[@MianCowell]

That needs to be like a post-credits easter-egg

[@christophermichaels]

I’m down to recite that. I LOVE that song!

[@AeroGuy07]

@@christophermichaels Whose channel is willing to host this event?

[@noneentered1]

This needs to happen. It could become a cult classic redo, like disturbed's sound of silence.

[@Scruffy32]

I LOVE THE KING OF THE HILL THEME!

[@brewtown46614]

Chris is slowly becoming my favorite vinwiki story teller. #1.Rabbit then followed by a Chris and Doug in a two way tie for 2nd place

[@ihatemytown]

This man never ceases to amaze me with his stories 😂

[@pigasaur4592]

These stories as cartoons is everything I needed and I didn't even know it

[@stevie7214]

I’m so happy I found this channel a year ago or whenever I did, but Jesus am I so happy that Chris features on here as often as he has! I’ve went through his entire playlist probably twice and I go and check for new stories from him at least once every 2 weeks lol. He reminds me of some of family, If I could meet this dude I could listen to his stories for days. I’d almost even pay just to chill all day and listen to stories 😂 thanks Ed! I found you through car trek watching Freddie’s channel and I’ve never been even remotely disappointed since I did!

[@CrackedCandy]

Best ever VW story ever. Everything will be compared to this now

[@namesfate]

Never disappointed with a story from Chris. Not even once.

[@bonerracing6228]

“Slidin’ like church shoes on wet grass” Top shelf!!

[@chrissmith4713]

"If the bottom would hold up, we could take it to town!"

[@shawnnorton2674]

Chris, King of the Hill references, I’m sold. Seriously Chris is the most hilarious story teller ever. Even If he’s making it up I’m still sold. Fact or fiction doesn’t matter, sounds like corporate news.

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

Reminds me of when I used to go to the rogue river as a kid. My uncle gave fishing tours and was friendly with the guys who owned a company that had giant speedboats that people would ride in and they agreed to take my grandpa and I out and show us a good time. Apparently showing a good time meant "lifepreservers are for tourists" and "lets see how far we can push this boat". Still one of my best childhood experiences

[@rushnerd]

Sounds to me like you guys had a HELLGATE of a time!

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

@Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ yes I did...until my mom got sucked down the river when we went white water rafting. Shes lucky she didnt drown because instead of using her life preserver as intended she used it as an ass cushion. She was saved but she looked like she went a couple rounds with mike tyson after pinballing between rocks. I hadent been to grants pass since about 2000 and when I went in april I was amazed and how much its grown. When I was a kid there was nothing there and now theres actually stuff, though they demolished the old motel we always stayed at

[@rushnerd]

@@eriktruchinskas3747 Yeah that's about the time I moved there and left in 2015. Grants Pass and more so Medford/Rogue Valley went from lots of fields to a developed modern city. Only place that HASN'T changed is the famous California street in Jacksonville.

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

@Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ i still think about moving out there. When I flew in and out of medford I was amazed at how beautiful oregon really is

[@yotafan174]

A alligator pops up and the boat went "BONK" and we look at each other. That was the funniest part of the story. I can only imagine what the gator thought when that happened.

[@Raysboostin]

Chris legit needs his own tv series about his life. It's a hell of a lot more interesting than any other show about anyones life.

[@tastefullynasty]

That sure was a bumpy ride Mr. Animator 😉

[@calvincandie5344]

Slick like church shoes....that took me back in tha day..

[@chasepellettieri7128]

Love watching Christopher with my dad. We always find these stories amazing! Keep it up more Chris stories!

[@Droopy578]

This dude is awesome! Keep them coming!! The animation needs to be his “signature “ on all the stores he says from here forward 👍👍🔥🔥

[@goldenwheeledbanshee9160]

Outstanding animation an such cartoon drawing. Only way 2 live is southern. Great video and GREAT job telling it Chris.

[@mclarenross]

Ok that was awesome! I love hearing Christopher's stories, he reminds me so much of a buddy I grew up with. And the animation was hilarious! Need to do that more.

[@cardsfanbj]

I'm loving the animated adventures idea. Might not work for everyone, but Christopher's stories are always a wild ride (pun intended).

[@JeffKendallWeed]

“Like church shoes on wet grass” hahaha excellent video! I usually just listen to these episodes, but caught a few drawings too- this was great!

[@blue95m3]

This Thanksgiving I am thankful for another VINWiki with Chris

[@kunzilla]

the part where the guy dives into the water and grabs a small alligator KILLS me lol

[@notchback93]

The infamous “Wife at the Time” Classic!

[@becomeraptureready]

Chris is the best story teller VinWiki has ever seen

[@pollodeharo394]

Omg the invader zim and king of the hill animations got me rollin!

[@chrisgrimes7178]

Every time I hear a Christopher story I just can't help but think, man I am living life wrong! Loves these stories!!

[@timothycoyne5874]

Amazing story, and the animation was the icing on the cake!!

[@Fire5485]

Christopher is my favorite presenter. It also makes me chuckle that almost every single one of his stories contains the line, "my wife at the time."

[@Tiburon3707]

That's amazing.. The cartoon that went with it is just funny as hell hope he makes a show like that with his adventures

[@dragthatsht]

This dude needs a movie made of his life.

[@breakupgoogle]

the crusing bouncing animation had me rolling.

[@ThunderApache]

Need one episode featuring Chris every week, just to survive 🤣 .

[@poonman420]

I met Chris at caffeine and octane the other week. We talked for probably 5 minutes he’s honestly such a genuine guy. Chris if you see this I got a 106 in a 75 on the way home!

[@christophermichaels]

Oh no! I got a 102 in a 70 last week myself! Call the Ticket Clinic. They can help!

[@rogerherring772]

Once again another awesome adventure from tha man, the myth, the legendary Christopher

[@whollymindless]

Chris' stories need the animation. It's not like we could IMAGINE the lunacy he comes up with.

[@JDelta87]

Christopher’s life is nothing short of a movie. The animation was a nice touch as well.

[@dvldrvr420]

Animated vin wiki stories. I love it. And chris as always is a badass.

[@dankhank6013]

Man Chris has the best stories, dude's lived like 5 lives in a single lifetime

[@chrisestill8825]

One of the best automotive story tellers there is.

[@a2d]

Having been on my first airboat ride about a month ago, this video was fantastic. There's nothing else out there like an airboat. The tour guide I went with was just blasting through the swamp at breakneck speed, knew all the trails and took us over land and sea with gusto. Totally worth it, can't wait for the next ride. Also, next time I'm stealing the line "double if you can scare me."

[@coleshelman6983]

Lmao the king of the hill alley in the animation!!!!!!

[@teweg7355]

Great story with good graphics!

[@80wolfmanrob]

Love the animation I think Chris's "wife at the time" wasn't wearing a bra when they done the animation.

[@FutureRailProductions]

Yeah!.

[@idrivearttabletennis]

Giving this video a "thumbs up" is such an understatement. It was great!

[@ericurmanski5733]

"This much alligator, this much tail" I am all ears if Christopher wants to talk about paint drying.

[@christophermichaels]

You’re in luck Eric because I make part of my living painting murals and you’re welcome to watch anytime. Thanks for the kind words!

[@BlazenTex]

As always a perfectly entertaining story from this guy. The animation was pretty funny as well.

[@philly7558]

My god, that was outstanding 👏 👏👏 the stories just keep getting better and better with Chris..love this guy!!!

[@GeminiS...]

Animated videos are way cool! Loved how it went back and forth.

[@justinlzt]

An animated ‘my wife at the time’ story? Hell yeah

[@Craig-wp3pz]

Been a rough day, but then a VinWiki notification, might cheer me up, they usually do....... its Chris again!! 🎆✨🎇🎁 More Chris!🛻🚔🚑🚍🚤🛶, bring it on VinWiki, Now its an awesome day ,thanks VW and Chris 👍👌😂 Best stuff by a country mile, and brilliant 👏 animations

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Craig!

[@Craig-wp3pz]

@@christophermichaels when you gonna do a book 📖 sir? Count me in for a pre-order!

[@Ty_N_KC]

That little bounce on the ounce was great! Lol

[@dannork1240]

I’m WAY more entertained by Mr Michaels’ stories, than the last 4 Hollywood movies I saw. Bravo, and please keep ‘em coming!

[@three6ohchris]

I wish I could have lived a quarter of the life that Chris has... He's got the absolute best stories along with the fact he's the absolute best storyteller. He's able to paint a picture in our minds with just a few words... Unlike anyone else I've ever listened to. My favorite thing tho, is that in a previous video with a Christopher story there was some douche in the comments who was basically calling Chris a liar. Saying he makes up his stories. Chris saw it, and made a quick comment, but moved on. Well, this time Chris came with receipts via pics that clearly back up his story. 😂 Regardless of all that though, it's easy to see that he's not lying, as he's able to seamlessly interjects small, random details that would honestly be very tough for someone to come up with on the fly like that if they were lying. ANYWAY, another great story. Thanks Christopher and Thank you VINwiki for sharing this with us.

[@christophermichaels]

Thank you for the support and the kind words threesixohchris!

[@molskimauler]

THIS GUY! He's your #1 guest.

[@GRIMRPR6942]

Animated VINwiki stories would be a sequel to that old animated movie "Heavy Metal". Please make it so!!!!

[@morkovija]

Gotta love Christoph dropping by to brighten up our days!

[@blairwilliams136]

Omg the King of the Hill animations killed me !

[@DanielMartinez-ye9hf]

Pretty cool that y’all put animations in the video

[@markmessier1752]

This guy needs a TV show

[@baukevanderkooi8712]

This is golden, would love to see more stories animated.

[@berlinclark]

Animating some of these stories would be awesome!!! KIMMMMMY

[@QuintonTV]

There ya go. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaineHRmprVjbZY

[@kevinrobertson3513]

Punch it Chewy 🤣🤣!!!! Man i just love these 👍🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@christophermichaels]

Hey Kevin! Thanks for watching again!

[@kevinrobertson3513]

@@christophermichaels Chris the thanks is with you and Edd! But please keep them coming as on behalf of the followers we love it!! They pick me up when i need a boost 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏻😁

[@charlie1832]

Luanne bouncing in the air boat is awesome

[@jamespatton3720]

I was having a really bad day, Christopher came through and cheered me up!!!

[@dwtrksvc]

"If the bottom would hold up we could take it to town"....I'm f'n dying!

[@convairb-3656]

i honestly think the little animations are a cool addition.

[@TheCiaMKultra]

So weird ! The map that the animated character was holding showed the town I live next too and the freeway I take on a regular basis !

[@kgriggs75]

I grew up next to a Cajun fellow. I was 10 he was 40 and only had daughters so I was like a substitute son. He taught me how to tune a Holley, set timing by ear and make boudan. I moved away 3 years later but still think of him often. I even own a 70 ç10 Chevy just like him. Crazy man he was.

[@tonykeast9966]

The animated graphics rocked. The boob jiggle in particular. Simple things eh!? Next tale about the Steerman biplane please!!

[@christophermichaels]

We had some wild times in that biplane. Maybe they’ll make it on. Thanks for your interest Tony!

[@tonykeast9966]

@@christophermichaels awesome! See, we're all apparently 'car cuys'. But if we are only car guys then that is shallow as shit! Some of the worst episodes on here are sadly from just car guys... nothing much else gone on in their little life. It's a cringe fest sometimes with some soul-less, personality deficient wannabes sitting stuttering out some drab story about cars. Troubled egos and gross attitudes, the supercar and hypercar stuff... too many of them are a psychologist's wet dream. You transcend that crap. Good storytelling is an art. It's a natural thing that can't be faked although we see plenty attempts. Just you keep keeping it cool like you do. Your observations and the little details are the key. Stand up quality sharp. Although yer sitting down. It's always a pleasure Chris! And that's what it's all about.

[@clintsnewname]

It takes an Airboat ride, or else it gets the hose again! 😂😂

[@violinmiata]

“Slipping on wet grass in church shoes”

[@mattyz28kbrracing80]

Love this guy's stories. He has lived more life than 100 regular guys.

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Matt! I’ve had some stories in some Z28’s for sure. Those cars are made for making stories.

[@frankx1661]

Chris has some of the BEST stories on the channel! 👏

[@illsuspect]

"Sliding on wet grass in church shoes" lol

[@411Adidas]

Best stories on the tube, hands down.