Improbable Tales of Survival

[@SamONellaAcademy]

(Sorry for all the pubescent voice cracks, ya boy was feelin a lil under the weather during recording)

[@splanting]

Sam O'Nella Academy hope u get well soon

[@maxn8275]

Oopsie sorry about that sammy man not a problem mr guy

[@tessa_hs1827]

sam with all due respect please never refer to yourself as “ya boy” again

[@JamesMiller-eg7lu]

I want a recording of you saying the elephants went HUA at my wedding and funeral

[@Reya66]

It was hot

[@mayomynaise]

“He banged the wreck as hard as he could and the elephants went” *AH*

[@taylorowens3721]

Lucas Zhao *HUGH*

[@Kyzr_Signal]

Hah

[@OrchidAlloy]

A

[@nyssacorreia7110]

Think of this out of context

[@tyggerlily601]

heogh

[@bonepaste_3336]

Humans have two modes: *slips in the tub and dies* And *literally has a drill go through their head and survives perfectly fine*

[@lazarus9165]

Frickin’ Fricks so delicate flower or indestructible monster

[@sqiud3933]

i'm the third mode

[@damianmontoya6414]

We got wimpy bois and *STRONG BOIS*

[@PeeperSnail]

It’s so fucking funny. Normal stuff usually kills us so easily, but whenever a freak accident happen our bodies just fucking refuse to die. I’m guessing our bodies just call bullshit and refuse to confirm the kill.

[@johndee2990]

Man literally too angry to die.. A story about Survival

[@Dollybirdy]

There was a worker at my dads job who got his head crushed by a forklift. Initially, due to shock and a belief he was dead no one took any action, it was almost 10 minutes before anyone even fetched my dad from his office. The mans brains were spilling out and skull was hanging all over the place. My dad called an ambulance and wrapped his head in a jacket to hold his brains in until the ambulance arrived and started cpr on the man who’s coworkers had assumed was a goner.The guy lived, he was severely impaired for several years but apparently one day some brilliant doctor came by took a look at him and said “I can fix that” through a combination of brain surgery, physical therapy and a few alternative medical practices he managed to kinda put the guy back together and he is now able to support his family again. Dad always told us that story growing up to show that there really is no limit to what people can overcome with enough support and belief from people and to never give up on anyone in pain

[@trey-tjackson8106]

I call bull shit

[@CSGhostAnimation]

surgery cost: 100000000000000000000000000$

[@deliriouscheeto]

Dude had his brains spilled all over the ground, couldn't do anything for a couple of years and after that they still made him go to WORK? Are you fucking kidding me

[@YGYRWYFTDD]

Thats actually insane

[@yuarentlucky]

Is that guy still alive?

[@TheGrizzlo503]

“He lost a bit of his mind which caused him to lose his mind a bit” Galaxy brain writing

[@kazeki5755]

Lmao

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Or at least most of a brain

[@CakeryKay]

This is big brain time.

[@seanyourhero1765]

3d chess type shit

[@supersonictumbleweed]

A pro brainer move

[@kermitsewerside]

human bodies have the endurance of both a nuclear fallout shelter and an old sock. you could read a news story about a woman lifting a car to save her kid or a guy surviving in a canyon for weeks by cutting off his own arm followed immediately with “florida man falls down small ramp and dies”

[@kingcrimson293]

Lmao. True tho true

[@camerontodd4686]

kermit sewerside Florida man dies of boredom

[@12isaac00]

"Florida man sneezes and dies on the spot

[@notanotheryoutubechannel777]

Those damn Florida men 😑

[@kingcrimson293]

"Florida man jumps two inches. Dies on the way to the hospital"

[@thesupreme5999]

2:52 It's so incredible to think that some of the most interesting and important events in human history have all taken place in this same room.

[@null5697]

I just dropped my phone

[@anustin3439]

@@null5697 f

[@DJScaleModels]

Just pooped myself in realization of such a factoid.

[@Sheoll6]

Can someone explain this comment? It sounds interesting lmao

[@NieColall]

@@Sheoll6 Many videos of Sam got that room as a background

[@civi554]

After 4 years, the elephant going "A" still gets me

[@JamesJome123]

Same

[@NotoriousBud258]

Lmfaooo sammee

[@Imomrannn17]

AO

[@Khigha87]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@eduardolins5391]

even after 5 years

[@zaphodbeeblebrox7893]

Your hyena drawing is one of the most confusing things I’ve ever seen

[@ChaosAbandon]

Yeah the heanehsl be cornfusin

[@J3ste4]

Gave you 169 likes

[@breadbread4226]

It honestly looks like he recolored and edited a drawing of the human gut.

[@djmoneymanknutzen713]

I think that is disgusting

[@giddycadet]

what about the airplane with the little helicopter rotor on the tail

[@meboring1174]

Clearly he has horrible memory, “his brain remembered it shouldn’t be alive” the sarcasm is great

[@thehiddenninja3428]

Shouldn't exist*

[@fullmetalpleb]

@MrTaylordw Not quite your intestines or gut actually acts as a brain capable of some form of thought. We are the trinity of left brain right brain and our gut all working in unity to create what we call ourselves. This means if we were to decapitate you and keep your head in a jar Futurama style you'd be capable of many of the same thoughts, only something significant to your personality would be missing.

[@lucasmucas9072]

"oh yeah i shouldn't exist!"

[@tqser]

*FLORIDA MAN WITH ALZHEIMER FORGETS HE'S ALIVE AND FUCKING DIES*

[@atomykebonpyre]

"Hey! I shouldn't exist!" *has several consecutive and heavily lethal seizures*

[@johnbiever4204]

LMAO “The elephants went *HUA* and decided to leave him alone.” Keep doing what you’re doing please, your content is great.

[@CherryPepis]

I fucking snorted at this part and had to rewatch. The animation only makes it better too

[@SardaukarQC]

Lol, elephants are pussies. Before you dismiss me, ask yourselves, have you ever seen an elephant and a cat in the same picture? No! It's because they are secretly the same animal! Wake up sheeple!

[@hnanetoo]

That was GOLD we need more of this content 😂😂😭😭😭

[@firen777]

​@@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 Unfortunately, Elephants are getting more and more violent no thanks to human slaughtering their parents when they were young, leaving them orphaned without proper guidance of their parents and traumatically hell bent by our atrocity against their kin. We kinda deserved to be stampeded, tbh.

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

@@firen777 didn't know that, i know that tusk hunting made their theeth smaller bcs the hunters always aim for the elephant with the bigger ones, actually selecting em genetically (and making em more prone to starve), but i'm not a big fan of the concept that humanity sucks (!!), at the same time, about that, i second the principle that the worst the world treats you the more angry you are, especially at early youth, not a case that adopted children are often standoffish if not trublesome to an infinite extent... weirdly we are born in a comfortable environment and we notice the ugliness of the world only at a certain age, this makes us OR naive OR double faced fuckheads

[@Patricia-b]

Phineas Gage's injury is actually tons more interesting than just the sheer miracle of him surviving. Everything is up to debate since the sources about his behavioural changes are very muddy and even the areas of his brain that were affected are still debated to this day! His case is one that respected members of the neuroscience/neurology community still fight over.

[@DugrozReports]

I wonder what neurologists fighting sounds like? I bet it's pretty nerdy.

[@Rivarya]

In my psych class we were taught that the link between his limbic system and some other part of his brain was severed which caused him to act on emotional impulse with almost no control over his thoughts or feelings. Interesting shit indeed.

[@bricktoons02]

Elephant: "..." Greg: *BANGING* Elephant: *HA*

[@nalaprodd]

TheRedeemer it’s more like HUEAH

[@alon8163]

No,it's OH

[@dr_doritotf2305]

I spit out my hot chocolate when he did that, frickin hilarious

[@CosplayBuddies]

This has become an inside joke with a couple of my friends, any time someone gets surprised we say "HA" and start to laugh uncontrollably. We have no clue why we find it so funny

[@CK_limbo]

Or more like an a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

can we take a minute to just look at the hyena's he drew, i mean just look at the detail, the absolute incredible penwork, truly a 10/10

[@liucijalukosiute7031]

Agreed, I also love the hyper realistic Iions

[@tortoiseterror7073]

@@liucijalukosiute7031 Then there's that dog

[@ViNBrik]

Also his stick figures look like people and not like the abominations I get when I draw stick people

[@imherebecauseihateyourguts8122]

Wtf are they? They dont even have the shape of a hyena.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@imherebecauseihateyourguts8122 Welcome to *T h e A c a d e m y*

[@doge5014]

“and the elephants went” *_HEOUGH_*

[@deleriousdutch1179]

5:18

[@MrNinjakid2]

This had me dead!!!

[@arizenstudio1729]

😂🤣😂

[@rainbow.snipper4985]

Made me laugh out loud 😂🤣

[@caydensullivan5193]

Yep that’s what he said. Nice job typing it.

[@patronsaintofpoison]

I actually own the penultimate work about Phineas Gage, and he didn't necessarily put his head OVER the hole, it is believed the hole was at an angle. Its worth noting that, immediately after the accident, Gage sat up in a wagon and finished making the notes for the day (he was actually the secondary boss on the site).

[@DugrozReports]

Does it mention the few minutes of seizuring?

[@andrewdavis4295]

I like how he takes this as an opportunity to rant about lefty loosy

[@L0RDK3Y]

I hate the whole lefty loosy bs, it’s so frustrating

[@PoliceStatelame]

@@McCryptic nah

[@snugglecity3500]

I love that "dan" calls the other doctor a milf as an insult.

[@ok-bo8ml]

@@L0RDK3Y not if you have common fucking sense

[@Shinypiggy101]

I was confused for a second but it is common sense 😂

[@duard3731]

as an African, I can confirm elephants go "HEOUGH" when frightened.

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

Its common knowledge actually XD

[@AnnoyingRko]

Asian elephants also make that noise

[@urmumlol1991]

Creed trying to say egg

[@JustWowNick]

It’s more of a _HAH_ but whatever.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@AnnoyingRko No, they go umff

[@calebdoty8375]

when the elephants went “HEOUGH” i felt that

[@13crazydaisies]

It sounded 100% like Tina Belcher.

[@nalaprodd]

lol

[@firstnamelastname8865]

im the 1k like, so satisfying

[@ivoryas1696]

Caleb Doty Same, it's just like when the rat you're staring at runs at you.

[@decimace]

HaH

[@mutantmaster1]

I remember reading a story where a man had a car engine fall on his face, but because it cracked every bone in his skull, everything was able to safely swell up and prevent any hard brain damage. He did need a ton of surgery to reattach every bone bit though

[@jacobb8531]

5:18 the elephents "HUH" is the best moment in the video.

[@firepower7017]

I wish I could scare Weebs the same way

[@firepower7017]

slavics. No way wiuld you represent Slavs, too Asian to be such thing.

[@firepower7017]

slavics. I know, super bewildering however I wonder what creep would even make such a poll. Edit: and a majority of Russians see Stalin as a hero

[@firepower7017]

slavics. I'd rather be Slavic than Asian, my culture history will end up dying to those Anime makers in the first place, and I am not joking literally Cambodian history is a huge mystery and even historians have a hard time telling the past.

[@winnerschannel7318]

@@firepower7017 im a weeb

[@Amalgam86]

The time when you are actually grateful for stick figure graphics, because just imagining these injuries made me sick! Great video as always!

[@squareheadcomedy9960]

На иа Ман! Эх бэн айнферштанден!

[@pauljones3017]

Isn't that the whole point of the channel?

[@Amalgam86]

@@pauljones3017 It's why i enjoy it all the more, but in this video it's especially appropriate and morbidly funny!

[@reudig123lol4]

yea in the middle of this video i just looked outside, thinking damn life can be so brutal pls

[@wellfindheavenineachother]

Хахаха!

[@lukosejohn2939]

The injury was so bad that the brain forgot to die

[@n_d_cisive]

Yes

[@m4tt655]

mic studios daddy

[@n_d_cisive]

@@m4tt655 what the fuck

[@aapplleess9973]

overlord cringe awww yissss

[@n_d_cisive]

@@aapplleess9973 WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[@spaghettibird5135]

1:31 it took me this long to notice the Chris-Chan reference with the shirt

[@andrewwinslow9315]

Hopefully Shiva Gautama Christ Chan did not screw his mother, Kali Maya Devi Mary Barb Chan

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Devil may Barbra chan

[@TheHutchy01]

I maintain that the lawyer who successfully got a not guilty verdict for Chris is genuinely one of the finest lawyers to ever live.

[@kinkade508]

Phineas Gage’s brain is the living example of internet explorer. Took it about a decade to do what it was supposed to.

[@olliegoria]

Alright, have the blue thumb and go.

[@PedroHenrique-zo2lx]

i almost died reading this, no joking

[@navaryn2938]

I swear humans have the same kind of durability as iphones. Lay down the wrong way? Spine shatters. Get shot through the brain with a pole? That's fine

[@spindash64]

I think it’s more that there’s a huge gap between what hurts us and what kills us instantly, and because of our 5heads, most things that don’t kill us right away, we can find a way to survive

[@kaleidoscope5054]

1984

[@aperson8077]

Lmao that reminds me when I saw 2 cars crash right next to a old guy on a bike. The people inside cars survived. The old guy feel down the bike and died

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Human durability is based on RNG and there is no way you can convince me otherwise

[@brovid-19]

yeah the guy with 13k likes did it better than you. how does that feel?

[@cheesymcbadbad732]

“The elephants went “AH!” And decided to leave him alone.” God sam you’re a comedic genius and you don’t even try to be

[@TRUSNIP3]

I couldn't stop laughing when Sam made that "AH!" sound, it was so sudden and sounded too funny.

[@fattyboi2660]

5:14

[@elevated_0574]

it fucking killed me and i’m not even sure why.. just so perfectly executed 😂

[@plcflame]

hAHAHAHahahaha I can't stop laughing!

[@MrIKnow-qk8cr]

5:18

[@caberknight9013]

That Christ-Chan joke aged incredibly well

[@mythcat1273]

I've watched this video like 20 times and I just realized it was a Chris Chan reference

[@JJamahJamerson]

@@mythcat1273um… when is it?

[@mythcat1273]

​@@JJamahJamerson 1:28 he's wearing Chris Chan's infamous striped shirt

[@CoralCopperHead]

...dude was topical when the joke was made.

[@Pengal25]

He's been saying he was christ for years

[@crystalherman4918]

" Then his brain remembered "' Oh yeah, I shouldn't exist anymore'" Lol

[@AxeAR]

Me in school

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

my existence in a nutshell

[@justcommenting6791]

My part of me that makes me know I have to be dead came back

[@devilgirl7__yt655]

This sentence caused me to subscribe

[@TouFast91]

Shh my brain doesn’t know that yet lol

[@FSHR-kf3dk]

That lefty loosey conversation gave me ptsd flashbacks of my dad yelling at me and me being confused. "But dad that is left, it's a circle"

[@WeaselWJ]

Haha exactly the same for me too!

[@RagbagMcShag]

top-left or bottom-left would avoid this problem and its just one more word

[@Loui12333]

It’s not the thing but your hands that you grab onto and twist your hands to the left or right

[@atomicwinter31]

God damn this hits so close

[@jon6car]

That's why I tell the fellows at the shop clockwise and counterclockwise

[@boodiabed6414]

Honestly the 3rd one was an anticlimax I expected something like the plane went through his head

[@saturdayted]

For the plane to be able to pierce through his head without also being smaller than his head (which making a plane smaller than someone's head is an accomplishment all and in of itself), if a normal plane were to be able to go through his head while also being smaller, his extremely inflated head would have caused him to die anyways so uhh....

[@histnara4995]

Top Qot yeah uhhhhhh can you stfu

[@phineasthepheonix2460]

Top Qot r/whooosh

[@theviniso]

He survived a plane crash and over a day alone in the wild. I think he had enough.

[@MaxinEve]

AAh!

[@not_GovernmentDrone]

3:50 FINALLY! I have had this same thought for years and never once heard it from anyone else until now. I am so happy i found this video now

[@AlaskanPassion69]

5:18 leaving this here as a personal reminder to make this my text tone

[@Smthn_Wicked]

H o e g h

[@saltytoast3138]

Do it

[@phatphungus6453]

5:19

[@sl0thgames324]

I need to extract this as a sound file

[@666verylongcat8]

Howwww do u doitt

[@dragonboyjgh]

you're only 20? now I feel even more inept and unaccomplished.

[@salsamonkey65]

Same

[@3bydacreekside]

Idk right...hurts too cause my imvu account was just disabled

[@darkandsweetfairy091]

Same

[@NuddMastersonChinoborous]

Oh cool, same state same age. Who are you Sam???

[@Groot_The_Terrorist]

I'm 19, this guy could be my friend (if I had any) and if I didn't fuckin idolize this man

[@Snpaulie]

Sam lives in a sitcom without a Laugh Track

[@whatisgoingon6223]

Why does this not have more likes

[@vlad-ns6yt]

For some reason that gave a sudden rush of sadness. Weird

[@Benloadeon]

10th level of Hell

[@bigchonkerraccoon5046]

The Toastiest Toast I can only hear a laugh track now in these videos

[@andyphu5038]

he is the laugh track

[@dmcgee3]

I’d read about another one where a guy fell onto exposed rebar iirc on a construction job. Went through from hip to neck diagonally. Somehow just bypassed every single organ and artery. They basically just pulled it out, gave him some antibiotics and closed the holes and guy was completely fine. I’m sure there was a recovery period but that nothing vital was damaged. I cannot imagine how that happened, the doctors couldn’t either. I forget what country it was to try to find it, this was some years back but I saw the X-ray. Literally just throughout his body. The fact the on site guys cut him free from where he was impailed and was able to transferred to the hospital with it never killing or particularly injuring him, that’s insane.

[@dfiala9890]

"In blatant disregard for OSHA regulations" Machinist here, that literally almost made me shoot my soda out my nose. Earned a new sub, keep up the good work.

[@nguyenduyphuc3924]

D Fiala as an hvac student who just completed osha 10, I couldn’t relate more

[@bruhbbawallace]

Auto body tech student reporting in

[@tammy7098]

Normie here, can't get joke

[@floweuphoria69420]

Actual construction tradesmen. OSHA only matters when those high vis bitches are around. It sucks because some of it is important but it’s almost universally ignored.

[@toddhoward5749]

graphic design student here

[@oogthefroog8773]

I love how the "plane" at 4:40 doesn't have a propeller at the front but a anti-torque rotor for helicopters by the tail fin

[@darkcarp8178]

at least it still has a spinner on the nose though

[@poppinlochnesshopster3249]

Why do you think it crashed?

[@fernando47180]

​@@poppinlochnesshopster3249Because Fate said "No. Rhino must die". Did we even watch the same video?

[@poppinlochnesshopster3249]

@@fernando47180 You are saying the same thing I said, agreeing with me. You misunderstood my comment. I was asking him "Why do you think it crashed" in a reply to him pointing out it had no propeller. "He was found in the desert 10 days after running out of water" "Why do you think he died?" Sarcasm.

[@personperson.7744]

@@poppinlochnesshopster3249the comment above you was making a parody comment of “did you not watch the same video” comments I think

[@cocacola4blood365]

3:36 From the sound of THIS conversation I imagine they ended up holding the drill bit in place and unscrewing Ron instead.

[@reportedbooch697]

That is hilarious, and my new headcanon.

[@Michijoy]

T... The imagery...

[@goldenpig6453]

@@reportedbooch697 HEAD-CANON

[@dogsdestroytheworld]

@@goldenpig6453 ba-dum tss

[@fatbird4512]

I imagine a drill noise as he spins wildly and limply around the drill bit suspended in midair.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Gage was genuinely that casual about the whole thing. When the doctor showed up, he was casually chatting with his co-workers, almost oblivious to the holes in his head.

[@felakitschy]

Everybody’s talking about elephants but why is no one talking about Shiva Gautama Christ Chan

[@captus2975]

Christ Chan oh my god no that's uhh, well ive been on the internet for long enough to get that

[@poopmaster8212]

Because they do not want to belive that such greatness has always been there

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

I'm patiently waiting to be reunited with my sonichu OC, living forever happy in CWCville.

[@tashkent561]

What about Chernobog-Satan-kun

[@Zikeal-d4l]

What the frick internet

[@Boffy]

Your videos are like crack

[@pbobmapping4178]

And are beautiful

[@gangsteroldguy3965]

The legend himself

[@imcloud305]

Bro i watched all his videos in one DAY Now im re watching them

[@bruhwhy8359]

@@imcloud305 I am still surprised after rewatching it

[@Liscinov]

why are you here

[@georgewashington673]

In 2009, a photograph of Phineas Gage holding the iron rod that went through his head was found. The owners of the photo used to think it was of a wounded whaler with a harpoon.

[@moosicisthegood]

Show me the image, Mr President.

[@georgewashington673]

@@moosicisthegood Here you go: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Phineas_Gage_GageMillerPhoto2010-02-17_Unretouched_Color_Cropped.jpg

[@moosicisthegood]

@@georgewashington673 Thanks, Mr President.

[@canadariots1139]

Homie lookin kinda cute doe

[@bold9291]

@@canadariots1139 For some reason yeah weird huh?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

1:27 Did Sam seriously predict Chris Chan declaring that he's Jesus?

[@dataexpunged1646]

yes

[@carlosricardoperaltamunoz3536]

But when we need him most... He vanished

[@TheHutchy01]

Who'd have thought between the prediction that the Cubs would remain a joke forever and Chris would declare themselves a god, the Curse of the Bambino would be the incorrect one?

[@litheralySOcool]

Then the brain remembered: "Oh! I shouldn't exist!" *Dies*

[@mgsgamer8340]

Firstname Lastname it’s much more original than H20 the only type of water.

[@junehello]

D yu stza sx 4ar

[@shane9245]

It’s funny because we all saw the video

[@edvid5626]

I mean to be fair with that kind of damage, of course it had to take that long for the brain to realise that

[@iamacat9400]

@Firstname Lastname jokes on ya it made me laugh so I shall like his comment

[@braydnrea5912]

No one: Elephants: H̢̦ͤ̍ͩ͒U̪̰ͫͮͮ͆ͭ͊͡H̟̪̣ͭ̑̉̄̑͌̂!̭̖̱̹̬̠́͗͑

[@delsin1126]

Braydn Rea HOOH

[@sadtoast6122]

Accurate

[@cookiestudios7442]

*H O O H !*

[@TauGeneration]

It's not funny But then why am I laughing my ass off ?

[@markcrawford5810]

Your joke is badd and you should feel badd.

[@shindari]

The story about the guy who got spiked in the brain reminds me of my own trauma. I suffered brain damage two years ago. If I don't bring it up in conversation, though. Nobody can tell! Most people who suffer brain damage are never the same again, after that. But I was supremely lucky. The area of my brain that got damaged was neither my memory center, nor my cerebrum. It was the tiny little area that dictates human senses. Today, I have no sense of taste (a major bummer, not being able to enjoy eating anymore), and hardly any sense of smell. But dammit, I can still work my own job, take care of my kids, and solve complicated math equations! My doctor told me I'm one of roughly 1% of brain damage victims, all time, who have ever come out of a brain injury with ZERO negative impact on their higher functions. Somebody up there likes me...

[@Feu2032]

Damn bro, but what happened to you? Car Crash?

[@akio_kuro]

If you don't mind, what exactly happened?

[@shindari]

@@akio_kuro I was hit by car, and didn't have a car around me. If I had been in the driver's seat, instead of crossing the road, on foot, I might have only suffered whiplash, and a few bruises, after getting struck by a car.

[@akio_kuro]

@@shindari Oh my gods I am so glad that you are alright. An accident like that is no joke. My cousin and aunt both passed away 2 years ago when someone ran a red light and ignored the fact the cross way was green. At least the doctors said that the both passed instantly and didn't suffer.

[@cadaver..]

@@shindari ooo I was also hit by a car, but it was a 2002 Toyota Corolla and it gave me permanent nerve damage in my legs :) at least I get my pot card here in Utah 😺 Also that is a bummer, getting hit isn't too amazing glad you didn't get your body spiked 6feet under and infested with icky gross bugs and such.

[@sovietplatypus2522]

3:48 a struggle we all endured silently as children, finally brought to light

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

“No, rhino must die.” -Fate

[@modestseagull193]

Nicholas Bender *in African accent for some reason*

[@cageybee7221]

@@modestseagull193 it happened in africa....

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Imagine having the earth launch a sharpened stripper pole through your mind at Mach 3 and getting up only to sneeze out part of your thinking center.

[@kalumander]

Descartes was dead wrong I guess.

[@laffinggas8068]

Guy: has a tamping iron go through his brain and survives People in the comments: lol elemphant go *HA*

[@possiblyrandom6703]

*HA*

[@itscoolthough419]

Istg 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@nothingisreal6816]

Why is your profile picture a representation of Phineas Gage

[@glb4010]

Lol

[@jarofdelisauce2266]

fts what about that dude that got a whole drill in the head?

[@street-folds-origami]

3:03 "jesse, we need to cook"

[@joelharber2100]

“Arthur, we need to rob”

[@CHNOPS1000]

I'm glad you shared my story Sam. All my Neopets were stolen by some greasy weirdo from a comfort inn. It's really brave of you to share a victim's story

[@jonahwiegand827]

Only guy that tells the Lord's Truth this O'Nella

[@Frostedlyre]

Death : you are dead now Gabe: no Death: please Gabe: *years later* ok

[@EatThaCookies]

death: thank

[@Frostedlyre]

Ignotus : hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahqhahhqhqhqh cant find me(from Harry Potter)

[@shiftyjim4138]

Pyre Squire GAGE*

[@therhythmictale5574]

Death: you are now dead Gabe: no u Death: *dies*

[@1un4cy]

Death really wants to play Half life 3 so gaben is immortal.

[@tatoween1]

5:17 the elephants went “AH!”, never laughed so much from a damn shit joke! Love your videos!

[@fraserdavidson6900]

The Eisenhower screaming commies had me laughing loudly in public

[@thelaughingcossack6521]

@@fraserdavidson6900 That was the best

[@Shaker4etooo]

@@fraserdavidson6900 what video was that from

[@Evan-vj2li]

Bear Productions the one on the banana republics

[@SpruceReduce8854]

And the moment from 3:45 from the first dead body hijinks video

[@JosaxJaz]

3:50 thank you. Someone finally alerted me it was the top, but I was always kinda confused about that for the first years of my life

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

We actually had that first guy in our psychology textbook, apparently the brain he lost was the part that regulates emotion and aggression so he had literally no filter

[@sasdagreat8052]

I'm rewatching this vid while studying bio coz our book has Gage as a case study too, lol. Lost his frontal lobe so he couldn't control his emotions

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@sasdagreat8052 and like some of his amygdala too right or was that a different case study?

[@mrszmatan2727]

If I remember correctly this case later resulted into invention of lobotomy

[@stoneocean4760]

Improbable Tales of Survival 1. *Surviving Sam's Upload Schedule*

[@akaviolaqrif350]

My bad, the like is now 666 in total

[@maxvandijk2001]

Fr tough

[@chipskylark5500]

Too true

[@Nukenado-dr9nz]

Yes

[@cyrilltate7065]

""It goes soaring up the other side, landing 80 feet away, all smeared with blood and thought juice." I couldn't so much as hope to reach such eloquence in writing. A true miracle.

[@frostyboi312]

Fun fact: On the way to hospital Hunt told the paramedics THIS IS NOT A DRILL And that, is why I love this man

[@DugrozReports]

why?

[@jackmull4770]

The main two things I come to these videos for: 1) Crazy-ass stories with funny commentary 2) Seeing how Sam ingeniously and originally ties his stories into his sponsorship

[@kountyt1870]

Dietz Nuts

[@angelmoretti7791]

"While the accident didnt ruin his life you can rest easy knowing hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills probably did" aight imma sub to ya

[@plague8638]

Ah America

[@Its-Av3rage]

Son Of Trex should of had insurance or been safer.

[@IronicHavoc]

@@Its-Av3rage I personally don't know if he was responsible for the circumstances of how the ladder fell. Or if he could have afforded insurance at the time.

[@Its-Av3rage]

TacitIron Hav then he took a risk.

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

920th like

[@stixandfloatingsoulfeather8816]

He started banging on the wreckage and the elephants went: Å And left him alone.

[@ASHl33164]

Underrated comment, this somehow enhanced the joke lol

[@Galliut]

Å makes an "Oh" sound

[@slugsynthstudio1921]

That was the best part of the vid

[@SmitorZ420]

Dansker gang

[@thecaveimperials725]

@@Galliut shut your *M O U T H*

[@TheMildlyCoolMinocat]

Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan aged better than we could've ever imagined

[@poofoo5471]

"The elephants when 'aH' and decided to leave him alone." ~ Sam O'Nella (The next human alien man)

[@mamathar5033]

I laughed my ass off at this :DDDDDD

[@prw56]

Bob's burgers reference? Tina was dressed as an elephant and said ah in the exact same way.

[@GhostOfPerona]

After this I could not hold myself XD

[@cameronohlin511]

I know. I love that part

[@tangycuplg1690]

Immediately started laughing when he said “Greggy’s leggies.”

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

I laughed when the animal went Ah

[@jadetaylor6093]

Hi I'm a machinist and am required to screw and unscrew things many times a day. I have this left from top/bottom argument EVERY. DAY. THANK YOU.

[@belisarius6949]

What an unecessary argument to have

[@michaelfuchs]

Jade: So glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that way. Also, as I'm sure you know, not all screws are right-handed. There are left-handed screws as well (though 99% of people will never deal with them). So for most screws (whether looking at it from the top, bottom, or side) just take your right hand, point your thumb in the direction you want the screw to move (in or out) and your fingers will curl in the necessary direction of rotation.

[@theflyingcrud]

@@michaelfuchs that's a good trick, as a technician this whole thing is basically muscle memory but this is definitely a good method if something is at a hard to reach spot. Nice one

[@neji243]

Please use the same insult next time you do.

[@marwansaleh2820]

I find a KZbinr I love...last posted 3 years ago

[@joshuahancock9492]

*Tamping Iron blasts out of hole and into Phineas Gage* *"We'll be Right Back" from The Eric Andre Show plays*

[@snuggerdup3410]

And to be continued from jojo

[@dandcc9192]

I was today years old when I learned that the opposite of "fragile wimp" is "agile pimp."

[@justsogusto4979]

That's the deepest thing ive ever fucking heard man...

[@dandcc9192]

@@mantvydascepas1912 And "the most fun guy at the party" award goes to....

[@dandcc9192]

@@mantvydascepas1912 You are asking me who the award goes to and you call me a dumbass? lol

[@dandcc9192]

@@mantvydascepas1912 Sure thing, bud

[@dandcc9192]

@@mantvydascepas1912 Make me, lol

[@1chaoticgood]

Impressed at how you worked in that Chris Chan ref And that tangent you went off on with the two doctors taking the screw out was priceless Also: "Greggie's Leggies"

[@ForFearOfDeath]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed the Chris Chan reference.

[@lowearthsurfer]

@@ForFearOfDeath this is the god of the post-dimensional merge. He merged with the OG OC's

[@feetus6548]

pls explan

[@TravisBone14]

And the elephant sound XD

[@yungboy4216]

I didn't Pls explain

[@ashleyroot7056]

Correction: Phineas Gage was actually leaning on the tamping iron after he forgot to put sand over the gunpowder, then he got distracted, looked left, and it shot of through the top of his skull and left cheek bone. Fyi, he was actually pretty cheerful man until a few days after his recovery

[@redacted6592]

"no, rhino must die,, -Fate 2019

[@rakdoxx873]

yeah we heard thanks...

[@no-fx9fx]

@@rakdoxx873 yeah we heard thanks...

[@rakdoxx873]

@@no-fx9fx lol shut up

[@no-fx9fx]

@@rakdoxx873 lol shut up

[@michaelyen1783]

3:48 *y o u f u c k i n g m i l f*

[@therealopaartist]

Shouldnt it be DILF?

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

OPA ARTS its the old dilf'n'milf

[@Archistrategos11]

I would give you a thumb but you're at 69 so I can't

[@Archistrategos11]

Came back to give you that thumb now.

[@burpostockings]

Im glad he mentioned the whole left, right thing. I cant do lefty loosey righty tighty, it confuses me. I just go clockwisey tighty, counterclockwisey loosey.

[@prestongarcia7271]

Sleep: exists Sam O’Nella: I’m about to end this mans entire career

[@mcdavidmd7765]

I fire at D4. Oh, I have sunk your carrier.

[@justanirishtayto5755]

Fat mood

[@Chris-nw2lf]

career* edit it pls it will make it a lot better

[@prestongarcia7271]

Herb Man fixed

[@primtve_dope9568]

@@mcdavidmd7765 you're obviously cheating if you knew beforehand that you've sunk his carrier. Filthy cheater.

[@BigR24]

i swear, sam is the only dude that actually makes learning about history funny and fun

[@yumeko8838]

no one: the elephants: “æügh”

[@anomalocarisfangirl7626]

More like *ªH*

[@mac6na6na26]

the transcended sounds

[@molerat8525]

5:18 æø

[@Fallenangel_85]

Translation: "Ok, then we won't rescue you ..."

[@maeborowski1315]

*å*

[@dareven9984]

*arrives at hospital "Well it looks like you got a drill through your head but we gotta take an x-ray just to make sure"

[@raulphilipgoco403]

To be fair they have to make sure it didn't hit his brain.

[@pxldeath3561]

It could of been an illusion of some sorts so it's always best to double check

[@Celastrous]

I would sure as hell want documentation for the case study. I'm glad the doctors took some pics for posterity

[@neven8043]

Should've given him an MRI

[@JQ3B94]

@@neven8043 look up how a MRI works and tell me why that's a dreadful idea

[@stellr.]

*literally everybody* dropped what they were doing and directed their full attention to this video the moment he uploaded. sam could start a revolution if he wanted to.

[@Jaynepvg]

i will follow sam o'nella blindly, i just have to listen to his silky wise voice to find my way

[@jackie1949]

Ikr

[@stellr.]

i’ll believe any damn thing he says given people like tarrare and michael malloy exist

[@MikaylaMorrie]

Hey kids-

[@Kevedsa4esan]

I dropped my son

[@That90skidd]

Sam should do more of these! Laughed my face off while watching this!

[@fawxu]

this was uploaded at 10:34 on sunday night, good way to spend my time by watching sam o’ nella instead of sleeping

[@bathboyy]

Doki Doki Minecraft Let’s Plays central time let’s go baby

[@StuffWithWords505]

It already has over a thousand views and it hasn't been 2 minutes Jesus Christ

[@sam-ct5kc]

we have different time zones, thx for that confusing comment.

[@mrmsoove]

You live in merica

[@joshhoran6381]

Where I am it’s April 1st 4:36pm

[@emmyolague2183]

Me :*saying goodnight to everyone Samonella: hey kids wanna hear a story Me welp there goes my sleep

[@hayden_misenti]

Yeah basicly

[@jimbobcooter5161]

Thegame .Dev 6:09 I cut it off at the advertisement

[@klaussej]

It's 7 minutes

[@antoine9231]

"You should bang on your computer right now to keep predators away online" This channel is so beautiful.

[@AlejandroGarcia-tj2bs]

That went through my head the wrong way 😂

[@Buster-Sharp]

It's so cool that your back. Hopefully there will be more.

[@lolokaywinnie]

"he did lose a bit of his mind, which made him lose his mind a bit..."

[@Deadshot3535]

I like to believe that he actually did that on purpose since the topic is about him losing parts of his brain so it affected his mind but most likely it's a mistake in his script

[@nachostv4217]

@@Deadshot3535 Nah thats definitely part of the joke.

[@draculatod3559]

@@Deadshot3535 it's ... A ... Joke ........

[@EduardoElNegrete]

Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan, the creator of Sonichu doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan: 1:27

[@monarq2201]

"are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion." "Whats your religion" "Shiva Guatama Christ-chan is our god" "Im interested."

[@MaddieThePancake]

All hail Shiva Guatama Christ-chan! The one true God!

[@abdsnomadicescapades7773]

Should've added Allah or Muhammad for good measure

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

Edgy Thing Go on.

[@langtonyeah9669]

My religion is hentai

[@2213blaise]

@@grugmann juuuullllayyyy!

[@aivlysplath]

I was born with the cord wrapped around my neck, almost drowned at 5, almost choked to death on food at 8, fell down a stairwell at school at 11, attempted unaliving twice as an adult(bipolar disorder I’m fine now), fell down a stairwell again at 29. I think I may be immortal…

[@bdgoodman313]

I like the phrase, "clockwise lockwise" instead of lefty loosey, righty tighty

[@itsmejak7888]

Counter clockwise counterlockwise

[@arctikf0x698]

Clockwise lockwise is a life changer What's the point of lefty loosy if you're already dyslexic in the first place?

[@justoh312]

shut up nerd

[@arctikf0x698]

@@justoh312 imagine supporting defective breeds of dog

[@DugrozReports]

ISWYDT

[@Diabl0Mask]

"He did lose a bit of his mind, which caused him to lose his mind a bit" XD

[@Essakturbo1106]

Diablo Mask pebissdddd

[@unknxwnlpm]

Speech 100

[@ailahmashod]

Diablo Mask I will one day use this In an essays...!

[@Wonderland_Homestead]

So good

[@ZOCCOK]

"Shiva Gautama Christ Chan, the one true god" - Sam O'Nella Academy

[@austintodd5356]

This is my fifth time watching this video and I only now noticed it’s wearing Chris-Chan’s shirt

[@ParodiesNStuff]

3:46 I love how Sam made a full on conversation idk I just think it’s hilarious

[@stormysamreen7062]

"While the accident didn't kill him, the hundreds lf thousand of dollars of medical bills and rehabilitation probably did"

[@josephine1468]

Guten Abend, Everyone! (Guten Abend!) We are here to tell you all about CHANGEOVER DAY! (Changeover Day?!) Changeover Day! from July the fourth, you gotta say goodbye to English. (Auf Wiedersehen!) So Get on board, or GET OUT! Change Over Day Make sure you know the date After the fourth of July Be careful what you say Change over day for the Nazi USA We all Know that German Is much better anyway T, H, and E Is silly, can't you see? Der, Die, und Das, Defined language can be Spaß! German is more accurate With what you want to say We all know that English Is confusing anyway Change over day Make sure you know the date After the fourth of July Be careful what you say Change over day for the Nazi USA We all know that German Is much better anyway Fußbodenschleifmaschinenverleih Big words are not a problem You don't even have to try! Complex names and phrases Are much easier to say And we all know that German Is much better anyway Change over day Make sure you know the date After the fourth of July Be careful what you say Change over day for the Nazi USA We all know that German is much better anyway Okay, Everybody! Let's Practise our German! (Yay!) Guten Tag! (Guten Tag!) Danke schön! (Danke schön!) Ich bin krank! (Ich bin krank!) That's it! You're doing great! Hilf mir! (Hilf mir!) Wo sind die Toiletten? (Wo sind die Toiletten?) Hier sind meine Papiere! (Hier sind meine Papiere!) Wunderbar! Fifteen is Fünfzehn! And Fifty is Fünfzig! Confusion will be zero! German numbers are your hero! Practise the new language Make sure you obey! Be happy that our new Nazi friends are here to stay! Change over day Make sure you know the date After the fourth of July Be careful what you say Change over day for the Nazi USA We all know that German Is much better anyway Change over day Make sure you know the date After the fourth of July Be careful what you say Change over day For the Nazi USA We all know that German Is much better anyway

[@blueshroom1]

TRITZ005 no

[@Crisyx91]

Mujahid Syed God bless america

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@josephine1468 wha??

[@wyattschaecher386]

Thanks America!

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

I just realized that his lil’ dudes in the videos have shadows

[@cennamonzimt]

Wow *DETAIL*

[@deadmeme902]

*Good Vibes* I will now refer to them all as “lil dudes”

[@IronRAVENxvx]

SKILLSHARE

[@traktortarik8224]

Yeah I think that’s somewhat new

[@thescruug2222]

Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan? ...Next thing you know, he is going to set fire on the ocean floor.

[@aidenburns8353]

The Scruug 😂😂

[@notaverage5551]

it’s been 3 years and i only now get the “Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan” joke

[@kaystephan2610]

So basically Gage's brain was like: "wait for it...wait for it..." **10 years later** "K bye"? Nice.

[@mokono5331]

5:18 had my literally dying to where my sister was like, “what is so funny?”

[@TheCrackCookie]

Bro SAAAAAME

[@recruit8921]

Same

[@Bluevlower]

there was a period where i was suicidal and the only thing that was able to make me laugh was this guy's videos. in short, i literally live for this

[@fernandogonzalez5214]

Praise our lord and savior sam o' nella

[@collinharris4848]

Praise our lord and savior sam o' nella

[@alanacastillo90]

Praise our lord and saviour sam o'nella

[@alanbrito141]

Sam's videos about dying people keep me alive

[@Lucas-._]

Praise our lord and savior sam o’ nella

[@nyancatto8835]

No one's gonna talk about christ-chan? That made my day