Rogue 101

Learn all you need to know about the kooky characters of Rogue One before probably watching them die horribly.
Sources:
I watched the two trailers.
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[@maldoran9150]

I can basically hear the writers suddenly crying out in terror as they realize how predictable they've been.

[@timkinss]

Yes, you thought of a line, well done. Now try writing a movie.

[@bubsing7418]

"Oh Hi, Mark!"

[@natfailsyoutube8163]

I'm sure they cried out when be predictable was like the brief they were handed

[@squamish4244]

Like 90% of movies. So what. The point is how entertainingly predictable the movie is. Is it Michael Bay predictable or Steven Spielberg predictable?

[@thomashe1254]

I think they are all crying and hugging each other because they have done it, they have achieved the level of predictability needed to make this film a success.

[@TheEndKing]

That guy with the stick is the most dangerous one. Everyone knows that wooden weapons and rocks are the kryptonite of the galactic empire.

[@valhalla4558]

TheEndKing Take this W.

[@FelixVasquezJr]

Comment of the day. I bow to you.

[@Nemoticon]

It doesn't matter how far technology advances.... a stick to the face is always a bit of a wake up call. Also, considering Stormtrooper can't hit shit with guns, maybe they should consider using sticks as well.

[@Nemoticon]

jRoldo Mustache That entirely depends on how his character has been written. But considering so many people from outside Asia are looking forward to seeing Donie Yen in this movie, then it it is not the 'only' reason why he's in it. I mean, what do you want them to do, they're damned if they do, damned if they don't!

[@TheEndKing]

The entire art of film is based on a bad intention, just look at what the first feature-length movie was.

[@halflucan]

"Darth Vader is this movies Darth Maul" The last time he was burned that hard was when he was in a lava pit.

[@valhalla4558]

HalfLucan Take this W.

[@rikwisselink-bijker]

+

[@xxgracefallenxx]

This comment really comes into question when your perspective is coming from. Cuz if you mean last time as in closest to our time right now... no it wasn't. he was burned after he died at the end of RotJ. If you mean in terms of Rogue One time, or in terms of actual movies coming out, then you're correct. I need a life....

[@utrak]

nice one

[@Pineappolis]

@@xxgracefallenxx Anakin Skywalker was burned at the end of RotJ so, even in the former case, what the OP said is correct... ...from a certain point of view. Three years too late and so not worth it but I couldn't resist.

[@CatacombD]

I enjoy rewatching this and seeing that Jenny was dead on with exactly one prediction: K-2SO is the best character, and has the most violent death.

[@azraphon]

Two! Darth Vader was this movie's Darth Maul.

[@ThreadBomb]

Darth Maul was TPM's Boba Fett.

[@obscure.reference]

@@ThreadBomb maul was vader in anh. kills the jedi master, obi wan/qui gon, setting the events in motion.

[@Cerberus1441]

"It's like how in the Little Mermaid, Ariel has Flounder". This is why I subscribed, Jenny. Never change.

[@camerons7000]

"jyn erso appears to have a personality"...oh honey, you are in for so much dissapointment

[@ChrisMcSweeney]

Robolegs McLoughlin sounds like a Rick and Morty character. His brother would be named Regularlegs McLoughlin.

[@alejandrogarcia3352]

meatlegs McLoughlin

[@Teddiursir]

And his partner would be Babylegs McLoughlin.

[@ClayMann]

I member that TV Show. The McLoughlin Brothers. Member that one where Robolegs is bragging about how his Robolegs are so much better than Regularlegs's legs but he gets stuck on a magnetic floor and he says "I'm Robolegs McLoughlin and my Robolegs are no match for this magnetic floor" and Regularlegs bursts in and says "I'm Regularlegs McLoughlin and my regular legs aren't affected by this magnetic floor. And he picks his brother up and they get out of the building just in time before it blows up and Robolegs McLoughlin says something like "I'm Robolegs McLoughlin and I learned a valuable lesson today about" and he can't say anymore because shrapnel explodes his head. Yeah sure it was a dark episode and actually the final one they ever made but I liked it.

[@jordaneggerman4734]

@@lickitungsepultura it's just called "Robolegs"?! Just "Robolegs"?! Ok, then. It's "Robolegs". Coming to theaters....probably never; straight to video.

[@19torento]

Jyn Erso probably won't die. Yeah, about that...

[@MYTUBE427]

1:25. Jenny’s “type,” based on description of Diego Luna: 1. Fun 2. Makes quips and stuff 3. Is sexy 4. Capable of speaking and responding 5. Probably won’t die. But could.

[@darthbaker1114]

I love how every single speculation on Chirrut was spot on.

[@shuzzlinreader5339]

when you've seen rogue one and the cheerut joke is actually completely correct

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

I thought this lady was gonna teach me how to be a Rogue. Despite learning nothing of being a Rogue, I still enjoyed this video. Thanks!

[@ElPayasoMalo]

To be a Rogue, you have to team up with Captain Cold and rob banks in Central City.

[@pewstew6747]

You were soo spot on with the Chirrut Imwe prediction here. Like i literally had to double check that rogue one hadn't come out before this video. Literallt everything was right. spooky

[@JAKECOT_CENTER]

Why does Jenny make all the best theories?

[@redtron]

Cause she's the cutest genius EVER :)

[@iDannyEl]

She's got a nice rack too.

[@robo3007]

I'm like, triggering so hard right now. She does have a nice rack though.

[@totengraben]

I like her picture on the wall. I want one like it.

[@rphuntarchive1]

Cuz she's a Jenius.

[@MyCoolHat]

If you were to take 101 and change it from binary to decimal you'd get 5. So this video is about Rogue 5, and whose callsign is that? That's right, loads of star wars folks, but mainly... Luke Skywalker. Jenny dropping hint bombs left, right and centre. You heard it here first, Luke Skywalker is C2-B5.

[@valhalla4558]

MyCoolHat Take this W.

[@chronicguardian9684]

Man, shows what I know. I was over here thinking Luke was Rogue Leader or something.

[@MemeSupreme69]

MyCoolHat illuminati confirmed

[@SparrowHawk183]

Yep, Luke's call sign is definitely Red 5. But there was that whole Rogue Squadron deal that Luke lead, so that's a bit confusing. :)

[@searchengine27]

trying to be funny, and this ends up being the lamest comment I've seen on youtube yet. Mostly because you're clearly a try-hard. If you really wanted to try that hard, maybe correct your use of 'whose'.

[@CW257866]

"[Krènnique] is this movie's Darth Vader. Darth Vader is this movie's Darth Maul". Dude, I laughed so hard at that. I'm sure you're right, too.

[@CW257866]

I never thought for a second that you were joking around with your spelling of "Krennic". Even to the point that when I saw the first few articles discussing the movie, I would think, "Wow, that's very sloppy", when I saw them use the correct spelling.

[@orangeapples]

You're wrong, Manny Bothans was one of the demolition experts and he died for those Death Star plans.

[@dhammarosi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dhammarosi]

RIP Manny 😢

[@dhammarosi]

Funniest comment

[@xPeterWhatever]

"Sources: I watched the two trailers." I already knew what to expect when i looked, but i about died laughing, your style of humor is relatable, keep on doing what you do.

[@chasestudio2736]

Can we have a wimpy female Star Wars character? Like, she’s used to a life of comfort and poshness, and she has to -grow- and become a stronger person?

[@albertskoften1452]

I mean, Padme is really more of an accessory than a character.

[@katatat2030]

I don't have a wider point here, but that's basically what luke was

[@albertskoften1452]

@@katatat2030 He never did pick up those power converters.

[@soldiaz7261]

@Oliver Yukica Leia was never really soft or coddled. She learned how to use a gun better, but she didn’t really have the fluff to tough transformation.

[@Nyxthebat04]

Why? That's a huge cliche lol

[@matthew-h]

How did Mr. and Mrs. McLachlan know to name their son "Robo-Legs"? Was he born with robo-legs or did he have the robo-legs installed later in life and the name was just a coincidence?

[@1080TJ]

The Krennic part was fucking gold

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

He's a bad dooood.

[@triggerfingerstudios]

Why is JIMMY SCRAMBLES not in this movie?????????

[@doctorcraptonicus7941]

-along with his sidekicks Tommy Rot & Colly Wobbles?

[@MrChickennugget360]

don't forget Amber Alert, she is the key to all this.

[@Naomi_Boyd]

This was a surprisingly apt description of a movie that you had not yet seen. The Force is strong with this one.

[@Nagoragama]

"Look, many Bothans!" And then they explode.

[@n.m.7930]

Jenny: "just let me have this!" Rogue One: "no"

[@cloud5buster]

Hah. The Rogue One Jenny imagined was way better than the actual Rogue One.

[@2_screwz_loose984]

So you have chose ... death

[@alyssaolson7964]

@Danny Stowers Basically Disney should just steal all of Jenny's ideas -(No Not The Palpatine One Dammit)-

[@AlexFurry]

I think it's perfect like it is.

[@Tony-hv8wz]

Rogue one was awesome

[@bigmanpigman]

I'm glad her depiction of Saw Guerrera isn't accurate.

[@0_Danilo]

"It's a baaad dude..." LMAO also: "Krenic only drinks wine, ever."

[@phillipgiroux2145]

so which character in this one is secretly related to every single character in star wars?

[@hussamb9117]

vader

[@phillipgiroux2145]

Hussam B Damn! I walked into that one! haha 😅

[@CDexie]

Welp... This hits differently after the Rise of Skywalker

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Hey, guy from 2020 here. Palpatine. Rey's grandfather, technically Anakin's dad. Rise of Skywalker was... a movie

[@johnhunter4854]

@@CrazyRiverOtter It's been this long and I just realized they're cousins, Rey and Kylo Ren are cousins.

[@nathandunn6462]

Whats crazy is how accurate this actually was at times.

[@thesicksound]

😂 "I have to save my father from the Galactic Empire, Flounder" is so amazing.

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

1:50 “I have to save my father from the Galactic Empire, Flounder!” 🧜‍♀️🐠🤣

[@DeepPastry]

C2-B5 plays "Sir not appearing in this film"

[@williamberweger2971]

I used to think my cynicism for 'Hollywood blockbusters' was a result of decades of formulaic storytelling and disappointment. +Jenny Nicholson has shown me that it takes much less time than that! Thanks for letting me know that I'm not alone. I think she's spot on with her predictions; this *is* a Disney movie after all.

[@Rhykker]

I wish you had more videos

[@renendell]

You and me both Epic Voice Man. You and me both.

[@VanishingNomad]

C2-B5 is R2-D2's Father = )

[@kwijung]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[@Dorian_sapiens]

Like you, I avoided information about _Rogue One_ so I could watch it with fresh eyes. Well, I just got back from the theater, so now I can watch your _R1_ videos! EDIT: Wow, your predictions are less accurate than a storm trooper's aim-except for the ones that are uncannily accurate. Thanks for another great video!

[@kstatefan3]

3:43 "...and then of course [Imwe] will die in like a really poignant scene, and then they'll probably have [someone] repeat one of his mystic one-liners..." LOL, well done

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

I've stayed away from the trailers so I can go mostly blind into these movies and expect nothing, but your videos are great and I couldn't help myself. So I can't actually tell how much of this, if any of it, is a joke, and how much is actual info condensed down for the casual viewer. Nice.

[@Artemis690]

This is exactly me. I'll jump into fandom stuff once I see the movie.

[@micalishis]

I watched both trailers but only once so I don't really remember anything that I saw in them.

[@spoke2639]

RedTailedDolphin I just want to let you guys know that about 95% of what she said is completely made up, but this video is funny as hell. I keep up with all of the movie news but I won't ruin anything for those of you who want to go in completely blind. Hope you enjoy the movie when it comes out :-)

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

arlen guest oh ok thanks bud!

[@StarWarsExplained]

I'm not sure this is canon... :P

[@xxgracefallenxx]

not until we get our C2-B5 video... he's behind everything... i have a feeling that the self destruction is just a red haring.

[@g0nkdroid]

lol waiting for stupendious wave dash star and the collider jedi council to show up n comment now xD

[@MYTUBE427]

A lot of her predictions were correct though :)

[@MYTUBE427]

@@xxgracefallenxx “herring”

[@OctavioRedding]

"And she has a personality" HOPE!

[@NeonPhyzics]

"Darth Vader is this movie's Darth Maul" OK...you win again Jenny, you win again!

[@shlockofgod]

The Krenic part was hilarious.

[@thames1880]

shlockofgod he's a baaad man

[@thomasnn]

Well most of it was more or less dead on

[@thames1880]

Thomas Nilsson ikr

[@whong09]

Hah "dead"

[@Pugiron]

Nope, moron, she got most wrong, only right on K-2so and Chirrut Îmwe

[@LifeWKai]

Yeah, like "Jyn Erso probably won't die..."

[@von4297]

Nope, way off. Appreciate the attempt though. It was a funny and entertaining speculation.

[@sfFIRESTORM33]

Take a shot when Jenny looks down and to her left. My guess is she is looking at a ship in a bottle.

[@fernandogajo8800]

Oh god the smirk as she says "Darth Vader is this movie's Darth Maul"

[@houselemuellan8756]

"Jyn Erso probably won't die"😬

[@MYTUBE427]

Bad qualities - things to avoid - based on description of krennic: 1. Drink wine. Only wine, ever. 2. Popped collar 3. Weird hobbies / blowing up businesses 4. Being evil, but not even in a cool way 5. Name that sounds like an insect’s name

[@Strausburg]

Your version of Rogue 1 is sooooooo much better than the real script!

[@bunchofbananaz9274]

true that

[@RossM3838]

It is indeed.

[@Rex_Crackerz]

I just want her to go through every movie character ever and say “that guy is a baaaaaad dude”

[@erinbailey7940]

Rewatching this four years later... I forgot Jyn’s name but somehow STILL know chirrut imwe ???

[@mconnaghan]

How many Bothans died to get you that vest?

[@Theworldsworstwoodsman]

mconnaghan many

[@SoupStores]

how many slices of bread have you eaten?

[@chriswyble143]

When you said "Bothans", I immediately thought, "no, that's Return Of The Jedi", then yanked my draws up my butt & took my own lunchmoney. Also, crazy to hear how dead-on some of these were.

[@jacobd1984]

Ah yes, Jyn Erso- the Diet Coke alternative to Princess Leia’s Coca Cola.

[@KPopsicleSNSD]

"only drinks wine ever" Best line

[@Nolls12]

"This ain't your mama's R2-D2." lol. Hilarious. Great video.

[@postertape]

Just discovering this and hearing "Jyn Erso has a personality!" gives me 2022 chuckles...

[@drmay]

Jenny is on my list of channels I actually look forward to and when I see a new video I get that rush of excitement. Thanks Jenny!

[@jaredmccarter9976]

Jenny, all your videos are a delight. I'm glad they're making Star Wars movies until the end of time because that means you'll probably make a bunch more clever and hilarious videos about them.

[@nukleon4808]

I was shaking my head when she started talking about the bothans and then she hit me with that gotcha and I realized that it is me who is the fool

[@pandoramachine]

You crack me up. And what cracks me up even more is how exact, precise, and insightful your dramaturgy is. Which makes your rants even funnier! Plus, that jacket looks awesome.

[@TadBigby]

I really wish you could have done this for Episode 7. I can't wait for Rogue One to play out exactly like this, be sitting in the theater, and mumble to myself, "Dangit, Jenny! Whyyy?!".

[@malaymartian9688]

That painting looks awesome

[@oldthinkertube]

Revealed next year in "James and That Small Moon".

[@oldthinkertube]

And a high-hopping C-3PO.

[@JosephDavies]

Geahk Burchill: That was just a prototype Death Star, before they decided to build an entire land a little bit north of that park. ;)

[@benfarrar741]

I just noticed-you always put one last joke in after the last ad plays, causing me to watch the last ad. Very clever!

[@user-vh8bm9mu4u]

A child's vest... as in you stole if from a child? And couldn't tell?! Are you a monster!!!!?!??!

[@hikaru99]

this is suprisingly accurate

[@verxys]

You forgot to mention how C2-B5 will eventually become BB-8 after Kylo finds his blow up hard drive.

[@kailomonkey]

Retrospectively... Half of this was Spot On! The other half was better than the reality.

[@longiniusspear4565]

Many children were harmed in the acquisition of that vest.

[@Techt]

I love it. You are the best Star Wars youtuber out there.

[@JCResDoc94]

Flounder is my fav starwars legends character

[@ElPayasoMalo]

We can already tell that Rogue One is going to be in Jenny's top five favorite films of all time and she will be praising it none stop.

[@Dayron669]

Your delivery makes this really amusing. Plus your take on Orson Krennic? I can see all of that. All of it.

[@rickandrygel913]

Krènnique is a baaaaaad car.

[@TheToasterbox]

you completely nailed the chirrut imwei arc perfectly!

[@jaysonthelucero5478]

You are so very comically and charmingly wise. I really dig your videos, and the way in which you break things down. Keep up the great content.

[@dietsnails8389]

she wasnt wrong about k2so

[@thames1880]

Was k2s0 in the movie at all? The only droids I saw were r2d2 and c3p0 for a scene and then that big black imperial droid.

[@mattduck69er]

forreal..?

[@benderbg]

I very much enjoy your narrative prowess. You are confident, timid and charming, all in one!.

[@l241ensea70y3w3]

I’m glad I missed so many videos so I have so many to watch since it’s all I watch now. Also C2- B5, my favorite droid.

[@mastermike890]

I haven't laughed so hard in a REALLY long time. I just can't even with that deadpan delivery. Thanks for making my afternoon.

[@clintmack3286]

Bothans will cameo at the end and say... "yo! we'll take care of the next one!"

[@GarlicButterLightbulb]

When you say that it might be a child's vest but it's your now I think we have to assume you stole that vest off of some child.

[@StevenNatiello]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You're at least the third best person on youtube. Possibly the internet.

[@MarvelX42]

I love your videos! I could watch you talk about....almost anything, but the superhero and sci-fi stuff that you talk about is my faves.

[@77Hog77]

"Not yo mama's R2D2" i feel like that could be a nice graphic tee.

[@kant12]

Your videos are the best.

[@mcopado]

I know you've asked before about how people feel with you doing star wars videos.... I discovered you BECAUSE of your SW vids. I love your humor and somewhat sarcastic take on things. I'm a fan of all your movie/pop culture vids. I think you should do more Script Doctor videos too. Keep up the good work!

[@grahamhaspassedaway4580]

You should make a Special Edition of this where you have a CGI version of yourself adding "And s/he dies..." to the end of every character description.

[@AgiIeBeast]

Ahh sorry I'm also trying to stay away from trailers and stuff until I go watch it. I only know it will be in space (probably), and there's a big star that shoots lasers, and many Bothans will die.

[@ClayMann]

from what I can gather, this one is set under the sea with talking crustaceans

[@kitfistostrikesagain1414]

AgiIeBeast BOTHANS "STOLE" THE PLANS FOR THE SECOND DEATH STAR!!! Why can't people in the Internet understand?

[@AgiIeBeast]

Kit Fisto Strikes Again and many died doing so, I don't get your point mate.

[@kitfistostrikesagain1414]

AgiIeBeast you see, this Movie is about stealing the plans for the FIRST death star. Many bothans died while stealing the plans for the SECOND death star, which was in ROTJ

[@AgiIeBeast]

Kit Fisto Strikes Again Oh I'm an idiot, you're right. Now that I think about it Mon Mothma didn't show up until ROTJ.

[@57Starboard]

Re watching this after seeing Rogue One. Pretty close.

[@joebaumann3620]

"Ships in bottles, for fun...." lol. That was great!

[@budthecyborg4575]

The only problem with this channel is that there isn't more of it. But the current pacing is decent. I guess you can't force genius (I'm not sure if that's a pun). Keep it up Jenny!

[@remybaker7831]

This is hilarious, I love watching you tear the cover off and prod the machinery #C2B5dontplaybytherules. This also might be my first youtube comment, or at least my first one in years.

[@SpanielDayLewis]

Legit thought you'd made up the name 'Diego Luna' because it's the most ham-fisted sci-fi name I've ever heard. They might as well have just called him Jimmy Scrambles.

[@eeveeisepic11]

SpanielDayLewis you realise Diego Luna is the actors name right?

[@SpanielDayLewis]

oh man how embarrassing ...for him

[@eeveeisepic11]

indeed

[@felipus]

Do you know that "Luna" is Moon in spanish? That's no moon!!

[@saerain]

Star Wars names in a nutshell, though.

[@jbutler8585]

Your concept description for Chirrut soundss like a weeb but for Jedi stuff. And that's valid.

[@robert.sec2]

"she's facing a ship and staggering along and it's the coolest thing ever." Yeah, that was the moment that got me insanely excited for this movie. It was the climax to the trailers. The WOW moment. AND THEY CUT IT OUT OF THE FUCKING MOVIE

[@Olivysg]

C2-B5 sounds like Boba Fett except he actually does stuff.

[@ChrisPTenders]

All shall kneel before the magnificent lord of the cyber sith - C2-B5!!!

[@TroyPrater]

Hey Jenny, I really like your videos. I found your stuff on reddit and have been watching since. Keep em going! Your humor is on point.

[@FelixVasquezJr]

Robo-Legs MacLachlan? That's brilliant. Extra thumbs up for being so adorbs.

[@RachelLesley]

Diego Luna is the actors name. His character is called Cassian Andor.

[@stephanmirre4718]

What? Really? But at least Jenny got the name of Forest Whitaker's character right. Looking forward to see Robo-Legs MacLachlan in Rogue One :-)

[@mothecat7670]

RachieRocks that's the point

[@JennyNicholson]

RachieRocks No... Cassian Andor is the actor and Diego Luna is his crazy space name

[@mitcheljc]

Snoke's true identity is an anagram of these two names together.

[@chickenspy1854]

Luna is Latin for Moon. The fact checks out.