Keith Eats Every Kind Of Dumpling

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[@vampymags12]

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[@ruthannett]

I knew it

[@AneMølleskov]

Best merch decision ever!!

[@vampymags12]

Best gift for the ✨holidaaays✨

[@pocco1001]

if only i have money 😭

[@Galinda28]

I would like an end of year best of best eat the menu items. Get your top item from each place and rank. Possibly a Rank King crossover?

[@rinavelli]

great suggestion!

[@Eleese__]

Genius

[@deprofundis3293]

Totally!

[@ashleyjoyes4425]

Yes!!

[@eeyrooie]

Here for it!

[@caithawkins2738]

I love that Kieth has been doing “smaller” local business for this show during the pandemic. It’s subtle way to encourage people to shop local!

[@ryanandriantorizki9830]

I always want to support those who only runs a small family bussiness. Especially when it comes to food.

[@BradleyWong_]

Ive been seeing Pattinson's picture as pfp alot lately 😂

[@dizzydazed8055]

a 'subtle' way? god almighty...

[@randomgrmlin]

@@neverintheworldwould How would you order from the restaurant during the quarantine tho?

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

I’m cheesed that I don’t love anywhere near dumpling monster because I would fuck up some dumplings

[@birgitt4283]

so I got these two ideas that I want to share: 1) for Keith: eat everything at IKEA . 2) for all the Try Guys: bake without a recipe gingerbread house or even a village

[@rowanw1312]

This shelf could use a little *keiths burger sauce!*

[@KayteeT]

for a second i forgot that IKEA sells food and thought you wanted him to eat the shelves and cabinets

[@gr8koolkat1]

This is GENIUS

[@SaltineCracker505]

How is he gonna eat wood???

[@Spemilie]

Yeeeeeeesssss

[@emi-lissa]

“In cartoons, you never see any sad crabs.” *thinks about Mr. Krabs playing the world’s smallest violin*

[@yogeshwark3905]

Haha. As soon as Keith said that, I immediately thought of Mr. Krabs.

[@Marianne999]

And Sebastian!

[@justkiddingjustliving]

I was thinking about the angry crabs in Finding Nemo.

[@mochabunny666]

@@Marianne999 I thought Sebastian was a lobster

[@samanthah4907]

@@mochabunny666 Sebastian is a crab. :)

[@chengchengyl]

This dumpling episode seems to be the only one so far where Keith doesn’t suffer an intense food coma, he finished pretty strong on this one!

[@GeraldDeBelen]

I think it was due to dumplings being bite size. Hence Keith can do this one without actually getting overwhelmed.

[@natashalongley3517]

@@GeraldDeBelen yeah he usually has pretty big bites so the dumplings are restricting his bites😂

[@kokohale]

He did well with Panda Express and Nando's. It's the American fast food that takes him out 😂

[@enkays_den]

I think it's also the lower percent of puffy, bread and animal fat for frying. The noodles and dumpling dough are dense and therefore less filling even if there's probably the same amount of carbs. Some of the noodles and dumplings are boiled and not fried, taking down the potential fat.

[@kokohale]

@@enkays_den Agree except for the noodles. At least where I am, noodles are known to expand in the stomach, making you feel fuller

[@elliegreen7340]

fun fact - the reason traditional jiaozi (饺子）dumplings are shaped like and ear is because a legend states a doctor in China cooked dumplings to help promote blood flow and thaw cold ears, and shaped them to look like little ears. Although people now call dumplings jiaozi', they were originally named 'jiao er’ for its shape of “tender ears”.

[@Rys_nailco]

Wow that’s really cool

[@itseggsie]

Keith eating so many dumplings he turns into the kid from the bao short film

[@meca03]

I love that that short film.

[@vally_mally]

I absolutely love that film! I was getting so attached to the characters, but let’s just say I cried a l o t during it.

[@dawnholmes2741]

It was a wonderful short

[@LobsterwithaG]

When Zach’s face swelled he looked like kid from bao. Now I can’t unsee it.

[@edenformaggio4733]

Oh yeah, i remember that shortfilm that was such a pain to the heart

[@thewildsnorlaxyt7406]

Keith should've tried himself, he's the sweetest dumpling I've ever met. *(I am not promoting cannibalism)*

[@alexusp]

THE LAST BIT GOT ME 😭😂 omg

[@Asma-yc1tt]

Loll

[@manasihunnur391]

U sound like a cute old grandmother 😂😂😂

[@nolife4588]

I thought what you mean is cannibalism cause I'm a sweet tooth lover-

[@maxineokwah]

The advisory😭😭🤣🤣

[@jacks.4220]

whoever edited this video needs to bring this energy back. i want more random animated animals floating around on screen. odds are a lot of people watching this (high) would agree.

[@justacupoftea5771]

how did you know lol

[@jacks.4220]

@@justacupoftea5771 it takes one to know one, comrade.

[@Keijiishi]

I second this, as i am high as well

[@SirPhilipSidneyReal]

i three this

[@Michelle-1]

fourth this

[@ahokero]

Ive been craving dumplings so bad this feels targeted Edit: the 2k likes convinced my mother to make dumplings lets go

[@Zester0009]

Bots in the replys

[@monologodejess8296]

Same

[@conniezeng6023]

Lol I have frozen dumplings in the freezer

[@fareedahndana3686]

I've never had dumplings 👁👄👁

[@fizzy950]

@@fareedahndana3686 NOOO! YOU'RE MISSING OUT

[@morgantaylor1865]

The worst thing to do is to watch these videos when you’re hungry.

[@blissclair9743]

I watched this while eating dinner and I still got hungry!

[@danielleking262]

I've never had a dumpling and have no idea what they would taste like, so I get incredibly jealous that he gets to try ALLLLL of these. Every damn episode, I get so jealous. I wish I could try these different foods.

[@wenjunbleeker6020]

Yes agree craving dumplings now😭

[@randomgrmlin]

I'm eating dinner while watching but now I'm craving dumplings

[@kayelahbrown2845]

I had to grab a snack but I still wanted dumplings

[@goodstory24]

“The stems can go to hell, but the tree tops go to my heart.” EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT BROCCOLI.

[@hanadellasala1236]

Sammme!😄

[@J.unglecat]

I felt this on a whole new level.

[@noodleznoodlez6185]

Same here

[@mariaaa3157]

ME TOO

[@im_the_trashman]

I feel the opposite of this I love the stems with butter and don’t really like the tops

[@niahluvsyu9630]

Mildly disappointed at 4:01 that Keith didn’t call the little mushroom fella a “fun guy”. That pun would’ve made my day. Lol

[@samikshaakhegaonkar7989]

That pun was hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂

[@amanitucker7504]

If you want to hear that pun in action go watch the collab that brad mondo and dr mike did to talk about various scalp issues. It's amazing Why am i promoting so hard rn-😂

[@kateseery8870]

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

[@TikoyTV]

He has done it in another video 😂

[@rachelbringle5826]

"I don't know what kind of meat this is...." Talking about a vegan bun Keith 2020

[@danielleking262]

LOL I caught that too!! My guess is he meant what meat substitute they used??

[@gisellesparklestreamers8094]

@@danielleking262 yeah like what kind of meat taste they were going for

[@hanadellasala1236]

That is hilarious😅

[@vishrutii]

lolol I think he said "I don't know what kind of *leaf* this is...."

[@ryanawilson8549]

@@vishrutii he definitely said meat 😆

[@andrewxu8611]

when he was introducing Zach, he said, my best friend, my love, and the hearts appeared on the screen. I was like: ohhhh its Becky. And Then Zack Enters I was laughing so hard!!!!

[@eileenchanto]

Same

[@theyrecomingforyoubarbara]

When Zach said wrap me in dough and stuff my insides I realized...aren’t humans just...giant dumplings?

[@cin8151]

Without the bones yeah. I dont think anyone would want to eat a dumpling with bones in it (unless thats a thing?)

[@balladeer9384]

Technically dumplings would be little humans

[@TracyRose727]

Do you guys remember the Pixar short Bao watch it the mom things her child is a dumplings it’s about growing up

[@gheroshinkai5823]

Yeah dumplings with 70% of water in it

[@theyrecomingforyoubarbara]

@@gheroshinkai5823 soup dumplings

[@princesstacocat2403]

I want a post-eat the menu video, of Keith just laying down somewhere, cold wash cloth over his eyes, saying weird shit. I'd watch at least fifteen minutes of that.

[@artemisbeasty196]

It'd be like High Keith reveals the secrets of the universe

[@pokoyolfhw]

@@artemisbeasty196 XD

[@anonymousflight]

"It kind of looks like an ear" flash back to when they did the soup dumpling challenge and mike was talking about the origin of dumplings and why they are shaped like ears.

[@taytay808issohot]

Eats vegan one “I don’t know what kind meat this is but”

[@limjiokong1245]

i thought i was the only one🤣

[@christyanne8322]

I thought that too!!! 😂

[@laerwen]

Yes, because it has vegan "meat" in it. Beyond Meat, to be exact.

[@josephgood2704]

''Meat'' is literally a term that means ''filling'' in much of the USA. He compared it to a vegetable immediately and said vegan right before.... He literally just used a different term for filling. You've never heard ''The MEAT of that sandwich was .......'' Basically the substance or filling is the meat.

[@limjiokong1245]

@@josephgood2704 The meat of that sandwich is not meat 🤣✌️

[@gottabeJenG]

Omg I’m so weirdly proud that Eat the Menu got a sponsor lol

[@mayamurali6583]

Ikr 😂

[@artemisu.caverly2827]

Literally same. I've been watching these dorks since I've been 15. I'm 21 and still here send help

[@lauracola]

I mean Keith has kinda been sponsoring all the past videos with his Chicken Sauce lol

[@heather3783]

@HostileEnvironment they’re a business dude, businesses need to make money

[@hostileenvironment6107]

delete my message so you cant see it, gotta love censorship as well.

[@mackenzienazworth6273]

Can we just discuss how Keith just called noodles “lanky little lizards”😂

[@AquavivaZZZ]

you first

[@heftymagic4814]

No lol

[@christineling821]

One of these days Keith is going to smell a drink with such force that the drink shoots up his nose

[@senorbaconhawk11]

“some cultures cook their green beans with bacon” ah yes, the southern United States

[@qtpi9228]

Oh midwesterners too 😂

[@laurelmoore5604]

Bacon grease and then we sauté onions in it. Once the onions are nice and caramelized we add in the green beans :)

[@SherriLyle80s]

Yep.

[@navarabellatrixdinivien6791]

Also germany :D

[@Honeyvee22]

South Americans do!! And we’e the kings of beans

[@jarinchu9595]

Who else got a heart attack when Nick stabbed the fried rice with chopsticks.... and left them standing upright?

[@zevitang9245]

omg yes

[@jessiekano]

ngl gave me anxiety

[@mailin7047]

Yes.

[@dylant.y]

the asian in me fainted

[@nunez849]

I use a fork so no

[@harrypotterluva09]

It took me forever to realize that wasn't a traffic cone randomly behind Keith

[@marim0y]

It isn't? 🤦🏽

[@danielleking262]

LMAO I was thinking about commenting this!! That is definitely an ugly vase.

[@courtneyniesen5674]

Yes! I could not get it out of my head when I watched 🤣

[@J.unglecat]

IM glad I wasn't the only one.

[@dianasakura4743]

X3 same

[@mayamurali6583]

1:46 Keith: Look at all this chicken! My brain: lOoK aT aLl tHoSe cHiCkEnS

[@NatalisaDesigns]

Finally, a person of culture!))

[@maymay022]

i was thinking the same thingg 😂

[@kathrynevans2346]

Saaammmmeeeeeee yasss

[@FantasticaB]

Same tho

[@JulianneFreytag]

i so appreciate how open keith is to vegan/vegetarian foods even as a meat enthusiast. like other folks might talk about how gross vegan food is or make a big stink abt it. love this guy

[@elyphant8626]

I can’t ignore how Keith ended up eating those soup dumplings by hand...

[@CaitlynWongSkate]

THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

[@kaamgirl101]

What do you eat them with

[@cheryl7638]

@@kaamgirl101 usually chopsticks or by using a spoon! mainly because the soup in the dumplings is SCALDINGLY HOT so holding them in your hands are usually off limits unless you have no pain receptors :)

[@kaamgirl101]

@@cheryl7638 thank you! I’ve never heard of soup dumplings so I was curious.

[@nininana972]

i saw this comment before i got to that part and thought how bad can it be? the technique was worse than i thought LOL

[@PrettyYounqThang]

notice how Keith feels fine after this eat the menu, but feels like absolute death after American food ETM

[@harryr5785]

and that’s on asian food supremacy!!

[@menglinwei8715]

so true

[@MiuBlaze]

To be fair, most of his American food etm are fast food places

[@parkerknight8738]

Yeah, but this one had nowhere near as much food as most of the American ones.

[@lcc726]

On a side note: never ever stick chop sticks in rice like that it resembles burning incense which is what Chinese do at a funeral

[@violetskies14]

Oh good info. I knew Chinese people burned incense at funerals but I never would have associated the two.

[@seanlim487]

i actually came to the comments section to see if any asians had commented on this XD.

[@lappi6043]

Same

[@nunez849]

Don't care

[@lappi6043]

@@nunez849 wow thank you for your valuable opinion. It just changed my Life

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

2:59 **eats a VEGAN dumpling** Keith: “I don’t know what kind of meat this is...”

[@frederikfalck7504]

I heard it to, but i made my brain think he said greens insted of meat

[@minnie6598]

To be fair, he may have thought there was a sort of mock meat in it

[@unoriginal1086]

@@minnie6598 thats how i interpreted it

[@nicoledavis9980]

Can I just say, I'm loving Keith in the pink and purple shirt combo?! He has come so far in his fashion. Way to go Becky!

[@mariapizzaa]

Haha keith has evolved from blue checks to pink & purple checks

[@NSAB120]

Purple squares instead of blue squares

[@jocelynnguyen2812]

I’m always amazed at how entertaining Keith can be by himself (I like the guests on the eat the menus too, but Keith is like a whole ensemble cast on his own)

[@yvonneennovy]

Fun fact: the reason why the noodles are usually so long is because we have noodles on our birthdays and the length of it symbolizes our lives.

[@earth2ravenn]

Ya learn something new everyday!

[@megan-wl1ym]

and it hurts me every time i see people bite their noodles

[@21stcenturyhippie42]

Woahh I didn’t know that, that’s so cool!!

[@josephgood2704]

I thought that was yi mein and was a different dish not just noodles in all dishes but i guess I learned something.

[@SabrinaRina]

Didn't know this, but it's cool, and even without knowing this, I love trying to maintain a long noodle. One of my old favorite pho places had only one dish I liked with everything in it, crab, fish, shrimp, bbq pork, chicken and all the scallops and cilantro and I'd order it every time, but I almost choked on the noodles trying to reach the ends in one go they were so long.

[@DandiLion22]

Why are Keith singing about what they ate and Zach dancing around the table my last two brain cells? 😂😂😂

[@angelbowen9107]

😂😂😂😂

[@greenmachine5600]

Too real lmao

[@LilAnnThrax]

I like that food affects Keith like alcohol in a way. The more he eats the sillier he gets and I love it.

[@brianna3275]

6:29 you know when YB was editing this she thought "OH! what if... I added a cute little crab while they’re eating crab rice? yep. that's what I'll do" Thanks YB. We appreciate the little details

[@vickyg9742]

Me: never had a dumpling Kieth: " I love dumplings, you love dumplings" Me: i guess i love dumplings

[@madyh5152]

GO EAT A DAMN DUMPLING

[@mlreya]

You have to try themmm

[@erjinson]

hOw-

[@Aaaaaaaalonika]

Same. I mean, I know I love them even though I’ve never had one.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2263]

Chin

[@CallMeNeecko]

Keith: “When you’re ordering entrees, just order an extra one!” Me: cries in broke teacher

[@LammasDeluge]

I order just one entree and split it with my partner because we're too broke to buy an entree each.

[@msmccrabbleapple]

14:06 "I'm not afraid of him because his mouth is too little to hurt me" Keith every living creature has a little mouth in comparison to yours

[@BlackCatsAndCorgis]

I dunno, Steven Tyler gives him a run for his money.

[@reeereee7401]

“The stems can go to hell, but the tree tops can go to my heart“ 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁......

[@WarriorAuranae]

AMEN 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@amandamosman]

Truth

[@bcaye]

I like all of it. Just not raw.

[@reeereee7401]

@@bcaye same I like it boiled.

[@alyssagutierrez6400]

Even my guinea pig felt it

[@perfectblueeeee]

Certified Ned Free Video™️ ( *this certification is to ensure that Ned’s physical presence isn’t in a video for those triggered by/seeking to avoid cheating scumbags who abuse their power* )

[@Iagffa018]

Lmao you have too much time on your hands if you are doing this for every video

[@orangeants]

Lmao I got a YT blurb here asking me to rate your comment. I rated it excellent for the reasons of: interesting, informative, funny

[@TheArtistLuna]

Thank you kind sir or ma'am

[@perfectblueeeee]

@@Iagffa018 I literally am just doing it as I’m watching the vids, not just sitting around and checking every vid

[@perfectblueeeee]

@@orangeants lol I’m glad 😃

[@graciejohnson5612]

Anyone else think the orange vase in the background looks like a traffic cone?

[@meaganbarbie4545]

Yes! I was wondering why they had a traffic cone in the shot. Then looked a little closer and saw it was a vase.

[@niteflitetheknitter]

I came here to also comment on how I know that's not a traffic cone but that it's the first thing that comes to mind.

[@h_cerezo0321]

It's a vase? I legit thought it was a traffic cone

[@LouNeptune]

JUST REALIZED THAT WASNT A TRAFFIC CONE LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭

[@kyndramb7050]

It didn't occur to me that it was not a traffic cone. I don't know what that says about me... but it definitely says something.

[@CeliaHakusho]

I feel like if Mikey Chen was in this episode, between Keith and Mikey, they could have taken down the entire menu just by themselves.

[@anupriyaranjan7643]

Hahah hell yeah xD

[@TikoyTV]

Mike Chen❤️

[@Ohmy_Goku]

Too bad he’s in Korea rn :(

[@liulingling88]

Keith, you coward. When are you gonna eat everything at the Cheesecake Factory?

[@brianneczechowski9209]

I’ll stand in as an extra food baby for that episode 😋

[@beerdoan6397]

He's not Julia from Delish.

[@lexi-mn7ql]

He will die of a heart attack, there is so much food at the Cheesecake Factory

[@oka3107]

I don't think yt would like a 5 hour video

[@oka3107]

@@mork4971 yeah

[@atang7428]

can we talk about how PACKED the fried rice was? like damnnn

[@spaghetti2777]

Opposite of Lays chips, the amount of fried rice squeezes the air out.

[@anitar1674]

Keith eats the menu at a healthy vegan restaurant! _for his liver and kidneys, please lmao_

[@josephgood2704]

Ugh that makes me sick to hear when people on 100% carnivore diets that literally never eat a single vegetable have very very healthy liver and kidneys.. Meat ISN'T bad for you. We literally biologically formed eating meat for thousands and thousands of years... now you just want to disrupt the natural order for what? You should educate yourself... Not with a google search. But listen to podcasts with harvard and yale professors that have been studying this for 30 years.. None of them will say eating meat is worse for his liver or kidney than eating way too many vegetables.

[@raekaskie1521]

@@josephgood2704 agreed it should be a choice to be vegan or not. It can’t be good for him to binge eat fast food and heavy foods like this a lot. It might be nice to have a lighter binge (though still very bad for you to do so).

[@josephgood2704]

@@raekaskie1521 it would be just as horrible to binge eat vegetables that are "light" actually it could be much worse since we are bred to be able to metabolize massive amounts of meat... and if you eat an entire animal (organs) you get over 90% of the vitamins needed to sustain life... 10 lbs of grass weighs the same as 10 lbs of steak. "Heavy" is a dumb e expression for food

[@anitar1674]

Joseph Good Oh to be clear I’m fine with anyone eating whatever they want...I just thought after eating a lot of greasy food and fast food unhealthier stuff it’d be a fun switcheroo for him to eat at a vegan restaurant lol... nothing again people eating meat?

[@anitar1674]

Joseph Good and again I have nothing again meat at all...just feels like a fun, entertaining opposite to fast food videos to binge vegan food marketed as healthy by their restaurants lol...it’s a KZbin video suggestion, that’s all

[@shinyhoundour924]

Really appreciate you saying when items are vegan! My mom has recently gone vegan so we’re always looking for new places that we can go to with her so we’ll definitely be giving this place a try!

[@NiniZim]

A lot of food places are adding vegan options to their menus these days. Hope you find some great options for your mum, from a fellow vegan!

[@morgan7147]

Zach is a monster for stabbing his dumplings with the chopsticks.

[@yiklongtay6029]

In some countries, that's a war crime

[@skxrched]

Yeah I felt some type of way when he did that... 😤

[@marim0y]

He didn't even try ... 😒

[@rebeccagorman9580]

its bad luck 😰

[@norahgrover6388]

Okay, but seriously, chill. He didn’t know. Like, come on. Don’t hate on him because he “stabbed a dumpling” with chopsticks. Zach is wonderful. And if y’all have nothing nice to say, then keep quiet.

[@alysonshorthouse8858]

Keith: drunk, high or just food-drunk? He is definitely a lot more "Keith" here than usual

[@Lindseyisloony]

He must be one of those things cause shrimp are NOT bugs....

[@Super_Swank]

It has a lot of 'this is sponsored content' energy

[@melgibson2930]

Ido but I feel like zach was definetly high lol

[@melgibson2930]

*idk

[@joannarodriguez474]

@@melgibson2930 I think he was too

[@wow3530]

I think of the guys, Keith talks most clearly. I use CC when watching videos to help me process them better and the most accurate subtitles are always for Keith.

[@Sethonious]

Try guys go crabbing. They can get in on the whole catch clean cook genre.

[@lisakealhofer7907]

try guys go crabbing without instructions

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2263]

GG

[@iwantsexseemyvideo464]

Fun

[@kyo5271]

This should've been a rank king crossover where Eugene ranks the dumplings as well as keith eats them

[@yessyviola]

ohhhh Eugene should really rank the dumplings :)))

[@Magnezone962]

Also add Mike Chen

[@kyo5271]

@@Magnezone962 yess

[@General_Philips]

"This perfectly perfectly parallelogram mushroom" "But it's *TOFU* "

[@laurali6236]

Everyone talks about how hard it is to be first, but it’s much harder to be last.😂 (Edit: Thank you so much! This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten!!)

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear maura

[@zhoradaiyu5184]

Reminds me of camp, we had a regional camp (scouts) which was a competition between about 50 4-8 person teams (kids between 10 and 15). Everybody wanted to be last. Being last was more of an accomplishment than being first. Our camp leaders always told us to either do our best to be in the top 10 or be last. Fun times (this is about 8 years ago now). The top 4 could go to the national camp, which was way less fun (been 3 times, because we were try hards). Sorry for reminiscing under your comment. Not a native English speaker so idk if my scouts experience translates well to English audiences

[@tingyi5292]

@@AxxLAfriku ya it’s horrible lmao

[@laah4968]

@@AxxLAfriku it's not bullying if it's the truth.

[@dino9607]

Only one person can be first but there will never be a last

[@malthewriterwizard]

*Keith:* Let's cut to the owner talking about the history of Grubhub. *Owner:* Uh, everyone loves dumplings :)

[@ry.the.stunner]

He meant the history of the restaurant, not the history of Grubhub.

[@malthewriterwizard]

@@ry.the.stunner I know, but “I and everyone loves dumplings” isn’t the history of the restaurant lol

[@obbyfool]

"Like the seasonings are so salty, flavourful, delicious...." Me: *It's the king of flavour, MSG* 1:54

[@JasonsMillionss]

There's nothing like eating while watching Keith eating a fuck ton of food. It's less lonely.

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Ikr

[@LivingMyBestLynnzy]

“Some cultures cook their green beans with bacon” I think I have had more green beans with bacon, than without bacon. Welcome to Texas, haha.

[@howaikarho3147]

This is like the only episode where keith likes basically everything lmao

[@Jiminie53421]

Keith pronouncing everything in the whitest way possible is honestly the best part 👌

[@user-pg1gr6vw1d]

zheeaow looong bow lol I love Keith and the try guys so much! Xiao long bao is my favourite

[@kylafu7277]

FR I died a little inside but it’s fine 😭😭😂

[@wendyheng6467]

The way they said shoe mai repeatedly got me 💀

[@amandakraay9548]

So we’ll just all assume Keith definitely high for this. He seemed to be saying a lot of things a high person would say.

[@shataradowns2770]

I read this just as he was saying the chicken crab dumpling looked “cutey-cute-cute” 😂

[@elianahughes5948]

WHY IS NOONE MENTIONING THE STRANGE PHONE CALLS

[@MonMon-xf6ep]

I bet it’s Ned calling to say Ariel had their baby! 🤣

[@bri829]

Shhhhhhh......... lol

[@sarahdibenedetto4456]

Idk why but the line "You know shrimps are bugs" while Keith is slowly slipping into insanity is so perfect

[@Ploypln]

Fried rice is the food grandma makes whenever she’s too lazy to cook something good....here in Thailand

[@A_T216]

Keith deserved this nice experience after that whole Jack In The Box...thing. 😅

[@laureneighmy3306]

I call it the Jack In The Box Incident

[@ia9929]

I'm really curious about why that video is the way it is and why Keith was acting like that...

[@A_T216]

@@ia9929 they explained it on one of the Tripod episodes! Him and Zach smoked a joint and for some reason they got f u c k e d u p. That contributed to Keith having a panic attack on set part way through the shoot. :(

[@ia9929]

@@A_T216 well thankfully Keith and Zach are doing supposedly well now...thanks for explaining this to me ^^

[@jadeyu7197]

@@A_T216 which trypod??

[@nkoru429]

Whenever I see nick, first thing that pops in my mind is "Always bet on gay" 💗

[@LadyAshurii93]

I love it when Keith does his own commercials for sponsors he’s so dramatically into it that it just brings a smile to your face

[@emilycampbell2880]

Keith: “We need more crabs!” Marylanders: “Say no more....” 🦀👀

[@sweetshawaii6133]

I felt this on a whole different level! I find any and all excuses to eat crabs

[@SaruhMmkz]

Came to the comments to find this genre of comment 🦀🦀🦀

[@lanamorecy1806]

Now I want to get crab, but I don’t have any old bay or crab 🦀

[@cbear7996]

As a Marylander, I think that we have so many good seafood restaurants to try. It’s always so fresh and good, and I personally recommend Gibby’s Seafood in Baltimore County

[@serinawong3019]

my god one day I'll go to Maryland and go to fucking town feasting on so much crab

[@danielleisraelsen]

Keith just so nonchalantly bringing up that he has burner phones has me dead for some reason 😂😂

[@Dammitliv613]

Same, it caught me off guard and I laughed v hard

[@RatQualia]

No matter how many zillion times I watch this eat the menu and all the other eat the menus I always momentarily convince myself that’s a traffic cone instead of a vase sitting behind Keith

[@johnk1695]

"Lets unwrap these little gifts of delight with our tongues" Yep. Imma use this line. Thanks Keith ☺️

[@HoneyBee-ui5nb]

Keith: *eats vegan bun* Also Keith: I don’t know what kind of MEAT this is...

[@Lexloves808]

Honestly as someone who cannot eat red meat, but LOVES dumplings, I am always so happy when there are chicken options 😊

[@lolake7594]

I once saw a dessert dumpling which was essentially a normal dumpling filled with chocolate. Told my Chinese mom about it and got a five minute rant about how bad it would taste and how dumpling shouldn’t be like that

[@nolanshen2773]

I ate one of those in Shanghai and it was actually really good.

[@anikagullapalli9092]

I can’t stop laughing this was me when I was talking to my Indian mom about putting chocolate in curry

[@river1135]

omg this reminds me of the fried ice cream i tried

[@jayhom5385]

@@anikagullapalli9092 That's, basically, molè.

[@slouberiee]

In my country (Czech Republic) we have wide variety of sweet stuffed dumplings, they are served as a main course not as a dessert. Some of the most common are: strawberry dumplings covered in sweet cheese, sugar and melted butter, dumplings stuffed with plum jam, covered in sugar and melted butter, potato dumplings stuffed with a plum, covered in grated gingerbread, sugar and melted butter... there are also other types like potato dumplings stuffed with smoked meat and fried onion with side of cabbage etc. etc. l love all kinds of dumplings sweet or the other ones :)

[@idontlikeformula1]

There’s something about zack in this episode... he’s oozing confidence and I’m attracted to it

[@cristinadavid4]

I totally agree. I feel people always sleep on Zack, but he’s cute! And the confidence in this video 🥰

[@spacecays8928]

I’ve been simping for years

[@violetskies14]

I'm gay so not seeing what you are but I always love it when people appreciate Zack

[@TheKoyn]

Somethin about the energy from both Keith and Zach

[@Alexisanemopotato]

After much research, I can only conclude that these men, specifically Keith in this instance, film these videos high as hell. It makes so much more sense now. they know their audience.

[@ayej26]

I’ve been saying this forverrr! Love that about them lol.

[@cookingwithchloe8061]

That’s the only reason how he can eat that much!!

[@heftymagic4814]

Sounds like ur projecting lmfao druggies these days

[@heftymagic4814]

@@ayej26 about the fact that u think they get high? Lmao

[@georgie1214]

@@heftymagic4814 they've literally gotten high on this channel repeatedly

[@sofiaarreola5624]

I just notices Keith is wearing a checkered shirt but.... it’s not blue

[@mrunmaiparab9705]

He had worn that many times

[@syonaaggarwal3442]

I just spent 22 minutes watching a man eat dumplings instead of studying for my midterm. Yay online school.

[@siyaverma7063]

I can feel you...:')

[@selinamatchim3940]

did they forget that the dude in their dumpling eating challenge literally told them a story on why dumplings look like ears? lol

[@haleymclain379]

keith: *eats vegan bun* also keith: “I don’t know what kind of meat this is...”

[@leilam.g.1875]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that

[@fangxyblare7804]

I have vegan friends and we were watching these and when he said meat and it was a vegan bun we were all like stop the screen we need to rant a tad bit!

[@mariapizzaa]

It looked like it had faux meat in there though so i assume he wondered if it was something like impossible meat or seitan or something else

[@dannyeisan6044]

THANK YOU!

[@phaylennl6415]

I paused to write this but knew in my heart it had already been said

[@lucypotter746]

Can we just talk about how good Zach's hair looks in this?!?!!

[@seran3638]

Ironically, I think this is the only KZbin video I've watched in the past 6 months without a Grubhub ad.

[@sarahleidhold740]

I think Keith should narrate a nature documentary about crustaceans while food drunk. I’m ready for it.

[@katkendall1554]

YES! I'd watch an hour of that

[@bbace87]

Silly little sea bugs

[@lilac_rain3855]

Fun fact: Hong Kong milk tea is actually strained over silk stockings (kinda like unused ballet tights) which gives it that creamy, silky texture. That’s also why we call it 絲襪奶茶 which roughly translates to “silk stockings milk tea”. Sounds kinda gross, but tastes like heaven

[@thebookwormhotel5336]

So it's a straining method that uses the most expensive fabric? Jayus I'd hope it'd taste like heaven

[@kimberlyhaines107]

Thank you for clarification!

[@Lindseyisloony]

No offense but I find it hilarious that you apparently thought some people might not know what silk stockings are but would know about ballet tights instead

[@Lindseyisloony]

@the bookworm hotel ....Silk is nowhere near the most expensive fabric. I don't think anybody wants tea filtered through vicuña wool. Sounds... fluffy

[@thebookwormhotel5336]

@@Lindseyisloony why are you fact checking a comment about silk being expensive? It's from alpaca and lama fur so yes like all wools it is fluffy.

[@brelodge55]

Okay, Nick stabbing the chopsticks into the rice and leaving them was horrible.

[@Emolove5000]

I was looking for this comment, thank you

[@randomgrmlin]

Death

[@TheCherryHomemaker]

Most people don’t know the meaning behind it, I know because of studying Japanese in primary school but I don’t think most would

[@bryangintora9541]

This is basically just food porn mixed with comedy. But I’m not complaining.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo464]

🎀❤️💔

[@findparadise]

My life has been so chaotic lately and my mental health has been through the absolute wringer but this content is a constant in my life and for that I am so ridiculously thankful

[@justherefor]

"SO WHEN IS KEITH GONNA EAT EVERYTHING AT JOLLIBEE?"

[@mattbill5565]

today

[@justherefor]

@@mattbill5565 yes i just watched it yesterday

[@tanvijoshi4140]

He didd😁

[@justherefor]

@@tanvijoshi4140 dude you are so late

[@jesscunn7632]

He said “you know shrimps are bugs” and casually moves on and I can’t get past that 😳

[@vintagelover2211]

yeah when i found that out i kinda died inside

[@amandaevans3761]

My mom called them “sea maggots” growing up. Never got over that.

[@pamelarodriguez6803]

@@amandaevans3761 and that’s how you traumatize your child ladies, gents, and friends

[@Meiabell]

So are lobsters, bugs are delicious

[@SherriLyle80s]

😂 so is lobster technically...

[@winniebae4alwayyz963]

*"They're always dancing, they got maracas on their hands, they're f***in' living life."* _Sebastian has entered the chat_

[@SabrinaRina]

All I could think was... but you're eating them, and bringing up a time you ate even more of them. Oh, and hopes to eat more. So I don't think they are ALWAYS living the life... literally. That said crab is delicious, I'm sorry.

[@RapWeasel22]

Keith: "Order an extra entree!" My bank account: $2.92

[@Al3saMarie]

Last time I checked mine it was -$2.92 🤣

[@alexandravoit4537]

am I watching a mukbang or a mental breakdown

[@AdorkableArtist92]

yes

[@mayamurali6583]

Both 😂

[@nlynn.7]

an ad

[@nicolescarbrough9316]

“I just ripped that the f*** apart, God I’m so strong “ 🤣

[@julias7600]

"Have you ever seen a cartoon of a sad crab?" Yes...have you seen the Little Mermaid? That crab is STRESSED!!! XP Edit: watching this 6 months later and have the same though...come down here to comment it only to find out I've already commented it! XD

[@denny.moiras]

My dream. Keith is literally living my dream life. Eating an ungodly amount of dumplings of a beautiful variety? Heck yeah

[@FramesPerSecond]

“You’ve never seen a cartoon where a crab is sad” Insert all the times Mr Krabs was sad on Spongebob😭

[@emilyconcannon]

A co-lab between y’all and Rhett and Link would make my heart happy

[@klisamarshall3594]

It’s hard to watch someone else live your dream.

[@cristinadavid4]

Hahahaha! Right????? I’m so hungry right now 😩