Kurtis Tries A New Bit!

[@jessnicole12]

this feels so natural and welcoming and i’m not even in the room

[@user-rb8wt6xg3f]

Kurtis really is a natural.

[@liamwoodfield]

It’s pretty intimate

[@alchouinard6090]

Natural and welcoming but painfully unfunny

[@DavidGarcia-vs1sp]

You’re trippin this shit is ass

[@DavidGarcia-vs1sp]

What are you talking about this ain’t funny at all. PC comedians are the worst

[@dodie3412]

“no! no one knows i said!”

[@Cassiekillgannon]

That fucking sent me 😂 it was really cute

[@jooniperlynn]

I saw it coming, but it still got me

[@autumnpinder7551]

kurtis: *blinks* every single person in the room: *dies of laughter*

[@polyclips701]

Bro that's what I'm saying

[@frostinstant1892]

right?!?!?!?

[@dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220]

Yeah...everytime Kurtis plugs his stand up, I wait a while to see if his jokes are better. Then it just kinda makes me miss dane cook. I mean as much as everyone hated him. He did make me laugh.

[@some_random2225]

It’s like watching your favourite KZbinr but they have an unironic laugh track and it goes of after every pause

[@some_random2225]

“Growing up was very tough for me” (Audible loud laughter that lasts more than two seconds)

[@ki_solis]

Atleast my fans do smart

[@isha4985]

kiara Solis im SHAKINGGGGG

[@gnb9932]

And you’re profile is a bonus ....

[@ki_solis]

@@gnb9932 HAHA THANK YOU

[@trudymcknight4890]

LOLLL

[@nourm.3661]

YES!! I was gonna comment that

[@annajirouskova9893]

drink every time kurtis awkwardly touches the mic stand

[@kaustik185]

dammit, i drank at 1:10, he got me there. anyway, thanks, i'm pissed

[@kaustik185]

WHAT IS HE ADJUSTING

[@aphrcbite]

you improved so much from your old stand ups u uploaded here omg im so proud 🥺

[@cloverisblue]

YAAS

[@uglyoakley3868]

Same!

[@evanho4538]

Yeah dude for real. I just watched this one and an old one back to back and this hits way harder. Big improvement. Long time fan. Keep it up my guy.

[@20thcenturyf0ex]

He really has! His comedy seems so much more natural and comfortable now!! Definitely has improved a lot :,)

[@lotteliekeboer8680]

he really do be standing there comfortably 😳

[@Dr.Armchair]

lotteliekeboer he do be lookin kinda safe tho 👉👈

[@user-mk6fg6zl3c]

Ross Geller? What are you doing watching a Kurtis Conner bit?

[@slaughterparks]

‘did anyone have a really bad day? let’s talk about’ HAD ME DYING

[@Colossal322]

How is that a joke...

[@bookiwohoo]

@@Colossal322 cause talking about someone's issues during stand up is not usual and dumb and what is unusual and dumb is absurd. and absurdity is a form of comedy. it's just basic comedy man.

[@nathalie_6217]

Okay kurtis is doing a good job but the audience is laughing so uncontrollably the entire time like they’ve never heard a joke before.

[@notaprogamer2782]

Listen man it happens when you admire someone, every thing they say is giggle worthy. When I was 6 my cousin was over and everytime he'd say "wanna play minecraft?" I'd laugh my ass off. That's not funny. Not funny at all. But I'd still laugh.

[@DavidGarcia-vs1sp]

@@notaprogamer2782none of this is funny

[@aubreylynn717]

Where's your Netflix special?

[@annandnaomi]

i would pay to see that

[@emilycovington8563]

naomi you do pay for Netflix lol

[@annandnaomi]

@@emilycovington8563 i know but i would pay extra money to see kurt do standup

[@emilycovington8563]

naomi same thou

[@VickTD]

people complaining about the laughs have never been to a stand up show kasljdkasd you're having a few drinks and a joke that otherwise would make you just smile at home makes you giggle with everyone else and honestly its fucking great

[@clairewilson9272]

everything you do is funny you shouldn’t be scared to do a new bit cause people will always laugh

[@Colossal322]

It's not funny. The audience is trying to laugh at every thing he says. He could breathe and they laugh.

[@olswel8008]

he's right you know@@Colossal322

[@bookiwohoo]

⁠​⁠@@Colossal322 2nd time you reply to ruin someone's fun. that's not only pathetic but makes you look dumb cause you can't understand basic concepts of comedy and also the fact it's subjective. it's not funny to you, but it's funny to others. kinda like the fact that most people would agree that you're being a dick here while you would most likely disagree. i should leave now cause your levels of stupidity are so high that i am confused about how dumb i thought someone could be. sincerely, - bill from bookiwohoo

[@Тобби-г8ш]

ah, i wish i could laugh that hard, i usually lightly giggle

[@annandnaomi]

dude whenever i have a bad day i literally watch ur stand up bc ur so funny and creative and ilysm

[@allredpost]

where is his other standup vids?

[@annandnaomi]

@@allredpost on his main channel, there's a playlist called standup and in that playlist there's all his different routines 10/10 reccomend

[@herefortheparty6297]

?

[@annandnaomi]

here fortheparty ?

[@herefortheparty6297]

@@annandnaomi it's not funny. Check out literally anyone else.

[@Waihz]

This feels like being in class when the teacher is out at the bathroom and a random student goes to the board and start saying random shit to make people laugh :')

[@mollysmith9606]

why are the audience peeing themselves at every word he says, it’s funny but he said “it’s humid in here” and they were like 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@vi5129]

man when youre drunk at a comedy bar watching someone you like youre gonna laugh at everything lmao its just the energy there

[@elegantdisarray]

I believe they sounded like a bunch of young women...They probably thought he was hella cute, so everything he said was hilarious ✌😜

[@coraorac]

Elegant Disarray i mean 👀

[@herefortheparty6297]

His subscriber count gained from making fun of everyone else.

[@kiiturii]

I feel like everyone who comments this has never ever been to any kind of comedy show

[@mayasanchez4014]

Never really seen your stand up shows but this bit is hilarious i actually laughed out loud dude, I’m hooked

[@kylemandrake9183]

U look intimate

[@thereadingwriter4197]

His stand up has gotten so much better IMO. It’s so cool to watch this after a 2015 and 2017 vid.

[@rhys3592]

omg hes really improved over the years it used to feel really stiff but i laughed out loud watching this

[@murfymurf]

What an adorable nugget. His stand-up is really good. Come to Florida!

[@onnetid4016]

why is everyone so mad over the laughing? its fuckign hilarious

[@Igotchillz]

I watched one of his standups from 3 years ago and he has improved so much he is so funnnyyy

[@Nat-xw6jw]

Damn now I wanna go to one of his shows but I can’t

[@henryg4315]

What I love about Kurtises stand up is it's not like lots of scattered planned jokes it's random always funny things all the time

[@maplesyrup4]

u are so talented and lovely to be around :) No matter what bit you do people will still laugh because you are mega funny and a great performer :))

[@tee3816]

hey man, you’re a genuinely funny person. when people laugh at your jokes they laugh at it because its actually funny. i laughed at this so much and i thank you for that because i needed it. People don’t just just laugh at your jokes for no reason. and although you might never see this comment, if you do i want you to know that i appreciate you and your sense of humour. you’re awesome man keep doing what you do.

[@ashleyhunter2156]

aw (:

[@mitskimybeloved6038]

^

[@isaactoews9885]

You seem like a nice person. The world needs more people like you man

[@XXhite]

Your right.. They don't laugh for no reason.. They laugh because they are huge fans, or have a crush on him. They would laugh if he stood on stage and pooped his pants for 20 minutes.. That doesn't mean it's funny💯💯💯💀

[@DavidGarcia-vs1sp]

Bruh this is not funny, didn’t laugh once

[@katiebex1898]

Kurtis! I like his bit very much!

[@SoulkeeperSora]

I'm going through your stand-up videos because I've never seen you live (RIP) and this is definitely one of the funniest ones, I love how natural it is and the jokes are hilarious.

[@alexthioux6366]

psst dude... can you pass me a- uh- n64 cartridge? shh be quiet though the teachers cant see

[@EverythingAnimePodcast]

They are laughing so randomly

[@MattColbo]

Had a damn good chuckle at 0:36, great set!

[@emh6046]

Would love to see you live!

[@anitonoyan6282]

your standup got so much funnier omg... the delivery

[@Shadowrun2589]

It’s not bad but Jesus Christ they audience can see him drop a pen and laugh non stop

[@annandnaomi]

doopydooper 7 because kurtis is bae

[@Whyiseverythingtakennnn]

cause the audience thirsty af

[@kurtisconner]

I didn’t hear any of the laughs when I was on stage so watching this made me feel great lol

[@annandnaomi]

Kurtis Conner oh my god kurtis responded

[@annandnaomi]

Kurtis Conner what are u gonna do for 2mil?

[@lucytrout3371]

The way he is holding the mic is so compelling and beautiful

[@andrewcoleofficial]

Brooo your standup has gotten SO much better

[@jessicarodriguezz4095]

kurtis: yo its kinds hot in here every girl in the crowd: HHAHHAHA

[@amandarockhold8390]

why specify girls tho

[@jessicarodriguezz4095]

@@amandarockhold8390 u only hear girls

[@amandarockhold8390]

@@jessicarodriguezz4095 why do u assume they r girls tho

[@nicolefrancese2602]

Seeing you do stand up hits different from a KZbin video (love both mediums). Love u x infinity I laughed out loud just watching this at home

[@theo2965]

could i bum a n64 cartridge? 👉🏼👈🏼 i just ran out 😔

[@weedlechu]

👌 quality. I wish I could’ve gotten to see your standup show in person.. 😔

[@emilyann5928]

this is such a great crowd omg

[@uglyoakley3868]

Hes really come a long way with stand up. I was literally laughing right away.

[@taltzi]

after the last "we're rocking and we're rolling" i felt like he would say "and oh god i think im starting to be seasick"

[@satan4518]

The delivery here is miles ahead of the older videos it’s great! I feel like you’re as comfortable here as when you’re making those hilarious joke/ skits in your edited videos

[@yaelmolina7940]

That was really funny kurtis he looks like he´s found his grove on stand up, like he seems much more confident, best bit i´ve heard of his

[@hadleycornelious434]

Please come do shows in Canada again! Ontario misses you :(

[@GreenAndGoth]

.... He lives in Toronto and does standup there, my friend

[@marleybayne6233]

That was very really funny😂😂

[@ChaunceyCC]

UPLOAD MORE STAND UP MATERIAL, KURTBOY! We need more. I’ve seriously watched this video like 15 times the past week. Wish someone would upload night 1 of S.F. when you called out my laugh. Lol. Love ya, Kurtis. ❤️

[@agentluciel9566]

Kurtis: Growing up was very tough for me, obviously.. Audience: finally, some good fucking *comedy*

[@ahxna25]

I love how he says he “was” white like he isn’t white now 😂

[@mikanbunny1547]

kurtis had some really good shit before but i think his main problem was that he was too awkward and didnt interact with the crowd. im so happy he’s doing it now 😹😹 this was much more enjoyable to watch

[@katieparker5952]

this made me laugh like crazy thank you

[@petrpipers]

I’m so happy you post them online I never get to go to them !!!!

[@Maya-pk4mt]

Kurt you got to post more stand up this shits hilarious

[@spoilledmillk]

your standup is so funny it made me laugh for the first time since lockdown. thank you, kurtis.

[@niki3694]

I think there's no other way to describe this except for very really good :)

[@relaxinandchillaxin]

wow. that was actually kinda good.

[@TheEMILYC13]

Thank u for sharing!!!

[@demidevsn]

If this dude goes to a comedy bar without any of his fans and he would bomb so fucking hard

[@internetgirl2001]

this was hilarious thank you Kurtis for making this

[@robertsmithfan877]

this one is so much better than the old ones wowzer

[@sarakuwatly9622]

funny guy : )

[@steponahen21219]

I actually have an intimate inoperable brain tumor, but it is okay because we have been going strong for 5 years and the intimacy has never left our relationship, as in, it's just chillin. ;)

[@SnakeStuck]

Hey there that was VERY REALLY GOOD

[@vommyinnityuh2290]

Oh my god I’ve never seen this is so gold

[@h0pelessely_dev0ted38]

Why is no one mentioning the fact Kurtis is such a good comedian and his energies are just so welcoming and comforting aaa I love him

[@annandnaomi]

kurtis i love you and ur hilarious

[@Pam_casso_o]

10/10 great video! You should do your stand up tour on KZbin since it’s canceled

[@milwil9255]

This is really funny dude!

[@sp4c3y]

that one lady just screaming the whole time

[@UnrealisticArgument]

I was waiting for the greeting and than an extra greeting

[@yellow36]

kurtis is the best. confirmed

[@ashaylaanderson9096]

sir that was a mighty fine bit

[@AlyssaDickson-b9h]

me looking for pipers comment after watching the 90th podcast.

[@robinsparkles8108]

aoznwiznwoznwozjwozb i came here to find it

[@mia.reyyyy]

idk why but the ima take a quick blow *pulls out mario party 2* made me die laughing holy shit. i'm watching all these cause i'm seeing him soon for his comedy tour, cant wait.

[@Brattybat]

People really out here pointing out the little things that literally don't matter like "WhY aRe YoU sHufFlInG sO mUcH? ArE yOu NeRvOuS?" as if it's not completely normal to be nervous or anxious while doing this smh. I thought it was great and didn't even notice those things because I was actually engaged in the content

[@nickyyy777]

literally so fucking funny

[@sdkfjdslkflkdshfldsfjs2345]

oh how i would love to go to one of these

[@anncrim7852]

Giving me serious John Mulaney vibes

[@emmanememmanem]

king of comedy!!!!!!!!! really embarrassing that u don’t know what a tumbleweed is tho :/

[@trishaagr]

no. nobody knows

[@kenadee1905]

The improvement from 4 years ago! Feels like one of your videos but irl 😩

[@yes.9731]

Your so talented! Like seriously I think that some day you will be a really successful comedian good luck 💞

[@empuwm]

white male comedians: *breathes* audience: *dies of laughter* Female comedians: *make funny jokes* audience: *barely laughs* wOmEn aRen'T fUnNy

[@GEGGARCHY]

They just like his jokes dude they're funny, and yes while sexism is a big problem, the audience just likes his jokes

[@ihatehumans5185]

ok?

[@blocpartyfan97]

hold up, don’t act like woman are funny, don’t be silly. Bitches don’t tell jokes, they ARE jokes

[@MrKurtykurt]

These comments on his stand up might be the most entertaining thing in the comedy scene right now

[@idoneakw9996]

Love this

[@quinnpin2973]

If he was able to hone in just a tiny bit on his niche or find his little thing that sets him apart I could see him being pretty damn successful with his standup ( lbig successful like specials if he doesn’t have one yet). Super enjoyable and quirky jokes!

[@ashleyhunter2156]

This comment section is lovely

[@diamondsprince]

Why's he shuffling so much, nervous? Loved it otherwise

[@madisonfrawley3445]

I don’t think he’s nervous it kinda goes with the act

[@Aryan-is5yz]

No he confessed in one of his videos that he is not a good public speaker, cut him some slack

[@alexp.288]

This slaps dude!

[@nemo5959]

That one dislike is from someone who got kicked out of Curtis-Town, because they they didn't listen to Curtis when he said to stay indoors in his 60th episode of his podcast lmfao

[@Grace-px5ck]

Tf is Curtis-town

[@aishwaryap.2230]

@@Grace-px5ck The town where Kurtis is mayor.

[@Grace-px5ck]

@@aishwaryap.2230 I know what Kurtistown is dude I live there, but Curtis-town tf is that

[@lucymouton3562]

very funny! after this carona stuff come to houston so i can see le show

[@EverythingAnimePodcast]

Forced laughter? I mean not everything he’s saying is a joke

[@NoNamePerson18]

It's for kids

[@redvanilla]

I can't wait till all this shit is over and I get to go to your show 😩💛

[@rebekahshelton3977]

❤❤❤

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Ironically, I found out what the stuff that rolls in the desert is called through a Kurtis video

[@sofialindoso8904]

cute

[@mattsmokes2505]

If a golden retriever smoked weed and was a person, it would be Kurtis Conner

[@mcskeldge]

Cringe ahh comment

[@soph4081]

fucking sO GOOD

[@hi-five4960]

This is leagues better than the routine from 4 years ago

[@sophier873]

Hi love this and u