Madame Web REVIEW: One of the WORST MOVIES I've EVER Seen!!!

Wow, I have seen a lot of garbage over the last few years and yet Madame Web is a STAND OUT when it comes to that. EVERY facet about this movie was horrendous. From the acting, directing, editing, script and so much more the movie fails and every conceivable level!!
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[@Weirdaman]

Years of Batwoman hardening paid off. Nothing can hurt this man no more.

[@dermagnus8482]

He paid the prize.

[@CommDante]

@@dermagnus8482 She went full circle ... and became a 'toxic male'. Just without any heroics, character building etc and just needs to hear about something to know and own it in 5 min instead of the years that the man needed to even grasp at it ... true Mary Sue style.

[@michaelmcmahon3099]

Robyn hood might make him have a heart attack from laughing so hard if it gets a season 2... lol

[@CommDante]

@@michaelmcmahon3099 LOL, forgot it was actually a series ... I kinda just read 'strang FeMalE WhaMan' .. hehe

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

During those days Batwoman was bottom tier. Now, comparative to the last two years, that show was good.

[@mattb8754]

Those epic knockers couldn't save the film

[@alesksander]

Yeah. Apparently one man got caught red handed in theatre. Hhah "he probably tought, well movie is shit at least make most out of it" hahah

[@capslockcapable1719]

@@alesksander I'm surprised he was caught. Means there was someone else at that showing.

[@RicStorm616]

Or he was the only one there but was being noisy 🤣🤣🤣

[@moriarty1682]

Sidney sweenys are considered epic knockers? . Then I have been very lucky in my sexual partners 😂

[@KM-pm4vf]

He caught himself, meaning he felt so ashamed he turned himself in. I'd be ashamed too doing it to something like Madame Web.

[@johnmagoola7905]

Wait, Madame Web saves three girls by moving them out of New York? That does sound like legitimate heroism. Madame Web has my respect for that.

[@theelder4797]

Oh, new Afghanistan, formerly known as New York? Yeah, that is pretty heroic.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Yeah but didn't she take them to New Jersey so I think that was worse😂😂😂

[@LeXofLeviafan]

So wait, is this basically a remake of "Escape from New York" then? 😁

[@BruceWayne-br3pn]

As a native of northern NJ, I concur that it's a shithole/show. That being said, NY is still currently worse as far as quality of life. @@CurtisDofMontana

[@flacodeltoro6675]

😂😂

[@tanisdevelopment]

For authenticity, they originally offered the lead role to an actress who could really see into the future. She turned it down.

[@Oak__]

The movie's creators should have made the blonde wear skimpy outfits for an hour, then have a boss fight, the end, then enjoy your profits. Guys would get something to enjoy, girls will cosplay the character, everybody would remember the character, and the woke people get a character to ruin in 5 years. Everyone wins.

[@texasbeast239]

Oh I will probably get to see cosplayers at this year's con without even seeing this flick. So there's that.

[@jaypeadieL611]

The pron knockoffs gonna be wild and be better than this movie

[@maxstrike3022]

Now that's some toxic masculinity I can support.

[@flaminghead1va]

@@maxstrike3022 😂🤣🤣🤣​💀

[@HERITAGE12]

ah come on Az, the blonde with the jubblies has to be worth SOMETHING ! *Checks film to see she's covered head to toe at near all times * Ah FFS !

[@theelder4797]

Yep, effinism hatesWomen more than men, and the only good vvhamens is a man, so they've got to cover up anything feminine because that's sme33xualizing them, even though they ALSO say sme33xualizing themselves on OF is empowering! Double standards or none at all.

[@arthurballs9632]

Such lovely jubblies too 😍

[@mirceazaharia2094]

I'm sure that AI art of this miss could be procured or made...

[@30noir]

Isn't it interesting that she got them out for the premiere but when it comes to the movie the studio in it's infinite wisdom and political correctness made her a sexless blob for the entirety of it.

[@alexkogan9755]

Sadly not even Sydney Sweeney’s ballistics can save this tripe pinched out by Avi Arad.

[@chucknorris2418]

Especially when apparently flattened.

[@matthew90276]

You’d think they’d have her in cleavage revealing outfits in most scenes. You know, for the guys.

[@Xbalanque84]

Who even goes to a movie like this looking for fanservice? It's explicitly ideologically opposed to all female forms of fanservice!

[@almalone3282]

Unironicly a scene where she dances topless like in moribus would have saved the movie.

[@gruby970]

careful there, you dont want to sound auntie semaytic, do you

[@Ryan-vl2nn]

You’re a far braver man than I for enduring such heinous psychological torture.

[@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905]

I repeat the same thing as with video games ... Why they is so many masochist that never learn and keep giving western entertainment money? YOu knew it was going to be awful why giving them your money? eAstern only !! Let the woke western entertainment industry die turn back and dont watch them sink

[@blackoutone9797]

So the pepsi sign is the real hero in this film 😀

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

I am 69 (tomorrow) years old and I have never , in my life, seen a product placement kill a fool. I'm done! I paid 330 Filipino pesos (about $7.50 USD) . There were maybe 10 other people in the theater only because it was Thursday and Seniors get to see movies for free. I think half of them slept through it. They were the lucky ones.

[@proto-geek248]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

@@proto-geek248 Thank you so much! You made my day.

[@proto-geek248]

Pleasure's all mine, dear. Enjoy the day ❤✌

[@zenon026]

Happy birthday! Treat yourself. You really deserve it after surviving this movie😅

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

@@zenon026 Thank you .

[@Drambles77]

Came for the thirst trap thumbnail, stayed for the honest breakdown.

[@drdreddmanofmystery9482]

Can you imagine what the makers of Godzilla Minus One could do with a budget of 80 million?

[@mirceazaharia2094]

They'd make a few masterpieces beyond compare.

[@tavarfirestone7573]

the part where its sponserd by "go fuck yourself" is what had me laughing tears.

[@jmace2424]

That Spider-Man costume seriously looks like a live action Miles Morales costume 😬🤣

[@matthew90276]

That was also the only present day suit up we see. None of the heroines wear their costumes as none have powers outside of her future visions.

[@Xbalanque84]

You misspelled "Milhouse Morales."

[@charlieflight6124]

Bro that suit looks like garbage. It's not miles morales. It's kilometers degenerous.

[@silverscorpio24]

Dakota Johnson has as much charm and charisma as a wet paper towel

[@portalmanHUN]

That woman is sleepwalking through life.

[@shadowarez1337]

So the next Kristin Stewart gross 🤢🤮

[@matthew90276]

In most scenes she and her new friends are in danger yet her acting and facial expressions are so wooden it’s like she doesn’t care.

[@shadowarez1337]

@@matthew90276 more then likely she was staring at green screen and they just placed her in already rendered scenes 🤣

[@charleshowarth1]

I think she put in the effort that the film merited. She's pretty good in the Suspiria 2018 remake, so she definitely can act when required.

[@Black_Revue]

Madam Webb and the Spinsters of Power

[@lonestar6709]

How the xxxx are Sony still afloat? Games, movies, everything is failing. Must be a tax write-off scam they've got going.

[@texasbeast239]

Sydney might not be able to do much else, but at least she floats!

[@jordanrock3494]

Other is what their highest profits come from..so it's anyone's guess.😂

[@lonestar6709]

@@jordanrock3494 The consoles are non-profit. It's the software that has to sell. They've cancelled 1st party games for the whole year. Their exclusive game sales are way down. And their movies are bombing. They must be in big trouble.

[@almalone3282]

​@@lonestar6709 supposedly Spiderman 2 still hasn't made a profit because Sony put almost a billion dollars behind the game (including marketing)

[@jordanrock3494]

@lonestar6709 I know, if you look up their profits, "other" is their highest money maker. I've heard it's medical stuff and the Japanese government contracts that keep them afloat. 🤷‍♂️

[@Jeff-cn9up]

Bloom: "You can make more money with a flop than with a hit." Modern Hollywood: "I'm all ears!"

[@SeanH212]

I applaud you AZ for having the courage to see this abomination

[@ohtonedeaf3753]

CHAT GPT would have produced a much better script. This was clearly check box writers.

[@rwuttke]

To add "When it was turned off"

[@CodyBroo]

Chat GPT is run by libtards and operates on the libtarded ideology. ChatGPT probably WROTE this movie!

[@Blakkrazor69]

And remember folks; If you assume great responsibility then you are entitled to great power. Somewhere, Stan Lee is asking to reincarnate to slap a 304.

[@773superprguy]

Thank you for thumbnail.

[@NexusKin]

That thumbnail is literally better than the entire movie.

[@Dragonk116]

All the guys who took their girls to go see this movie on Valentine's day should be immediately dumped, horrible date night.

[@funkydiscogod]

didn't the lead actress immediately fire her agent for signing her on to this crap?

[@jordanrock3494]

I'll just stare at Sweeney's balloons on google images for and hour and call it even.😂

[@markiangooley]

She does look cute in glasses but is utterly unconvincing as a nerdy schoolgirl. I was reminded of Monique Gabrielle in glasses as the nerdy college girl in Evil Toons.

[@vewyscawymonsta]

She's made them readily available, too. If she doesn't already have an OF, she likely will soon. Oh and uh... Duck Duck Go with Safe Search off, mate.

[@Chris-we7hh]

her red carpet dress unironically is the best part about this shitty movie

[@jasontodd6604]

Dude why are you such a simp? God it's pathetic she's not gonna sleep with you.😂😂😂

[@jasontodd6604]

​@@Chris-we7hhHer dress makes the movie worst😂😂

[@Xolcm]

Madam Web: Thank you so much for watching my movie. You may shake my hand if you like. Viewer: Given the circumstances I'd rather not. Madam Web: What? Viewer: Madam Web, you are the worst super hero movie ever made. Madam Web: You mean I'm worse than the Marvels? Viewer: Yes. Madam Web: Catwoman? Viewer: Yes. Madam Web: Shaq Steel?! Viewer: A little bit, yes. Madam Web: I see. Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes? Viewer: Uhhmm, no, I'm afraid not.

[@rwuttke]

Sounds like you "watched it wrong" :)

[@patrickmcgavin2245]

A movie or show is only as smart as the ppl writing them.

[@literalvampirepotbellygobl5629]

Seeing AZ's beautiful face in a dimly lit room has me confronting all sorts of feelings that I didn't know were there.

[@pugsabi]

😂😂😂

[@rbu2136]

I’d only they did a T&A movie with those hotties we could have seen the happy swear glistening off his forehead.

[@jasontodd6604]

​@@rbu2136Dude stop Simping it's pathetic and it won't save this movie

[@endovault8003]

The only true disappointment of this movie is the fact it wasn't made by Disney.

[@darrellmarcks6304]

My favorite part of this movie was thinking "Who is Dakota Johnson? Oh, she was in 50 shades.. there has to be nudes of her online." Yup. "Ok, who is Sydney Sweeney? Oh wow... I wonder if she has nudes online..." Yup. Best part of the movie

[@SomeNorwegianGuy]

How did I go from never having seen or heard of that chick, to seeing her EVERYWHERE within half a year?

[@Mad-Cat_Dan]

It's Webbin' Time! - Madame Web

[@alexbelfor9451]

Wait, no Gladiator style opening where Az runs his hands through wheat and lets dirt sift through his fingers as he contemplates the emptiness of Madame Web?

[@CrowRobo-Z]

“Have you ever shoved anything in your own Az” “Of course. Duh.”

[@alpineredneck]

I'm just here for the shits n' giggles.

[@MyVengenceEndsNow]

Was waiting for "eughh eh-eughhhh eh-eughh"..... I am now fulfilled

[@kerravon4159]

At least they mostly cast attractive women in the roles, if it had been a Lucasfilm production they would have cast Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Madame Webb and Lashana Lynch, Brie Larson and Kristen Stewart as the 'teenage girls'. Gotta defeat that male gaze folks.

[@jasontodd6604]

Who cares about attractive wahmen this is a super hero Genre not a 🌽 industry take your fantasies somewhere else.

[@easter_sunday]

You're here for the roast! Admit it!!! Admit it!!!

[@danieldevers8017]

And the boobs, cant forget the boobs.

[@VaniFoxOfficial]

I just watch movies from the 1940s, 50s and 60s. Something I can only recommend.

[@CommanderLongJohn]

You can keep going until the late 90s/early 2000's, not that there isn't a massive dip in quality on average, however 70's films are irrefutably the GREATEST in cinema history, just casually scroll through a list 70's movies and tell me handfuls of the greatest movies ever made weren't produced in that decade 😉 To name a few: Clockwork Orange/Cuckoos Nest/Apocalypse Now/Godfather 1 & 2/Star Wars/Logans Run/Invasion of the Body Snatchers/American Grafitti/Alien/Deer Hunter/Taxi Driver/Patton/All Quiet on The Western Front/Serpico/Shaft/Chinatown/The Boys From Brazil/Jaws/The Sting/Superfly/Rocky/Blazing Sadles/Animal House/Enter The Dragon/Dirty Harry/The French Connection/A Bridge Too Far/The Eagle Has Landed/The Wild Geese/Mad Max/The Duellist and plenty of others! It's actually pretty outrageous just how many amazing films came out of the 1970s

[@VaniFoxOfficial]

@CommanderLongJohn I'm into Western movies and film noir. Very thoughtful of you though to copy paste all these movies for whatever reason. lel

[@CommanderLongJohn]

@@VaniFoxOfficial Just off the top of my head hermano 😂

[@Nick_Nightingale]

I prefer 1970 - 2012 myself

[@OpenMawProductions]

@@CommanderLongJohn The 70s is one of the most dour, depressing, anti-American anti-western, deconstructionist decades of cinema. Are there some great films in the decade? Sure... But nothing compared to the golden age, and nothing with the pop culture fun of the 80s.

[@dolyharianto]

There's a saying that no filmmaker ever intended to make a horrible movie, well Madame Webb proved them wrong.

[@LukimusPrime]

Thank you so much Az for suffering through this trash for us. You’re a legend.

[@lorrainecasey749]

💯🙌🏼

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

This story would work better as an episode of that’s so raven

[@TheKpa11]

OH SNAP! *Thanos* : 😁

[@RossM3838]

It looks like Sony thought that the marvels would be successful. Thus they wanted their own version. They may also have had Birds of prey in mind.

[@matthew90276]

The movie would have been successful with three things. 1) Better writers, 2) Heroines having powers and suiting up in present day. 3) Sydney’s character wearing a skimpy costumes.

[@RossM3838]

@@matthew90276 and Don Johnson’s daughter in a different movie

[@jasontodd6604]

​@@matthew90276Sydney Sweeney wearing Skippy clothing will not save this movie this is a super hero genre not a 🌽 genre. Go beat your meat somewhere else

[@jasontodd6604]

​@@matthew90276You need to touch some grass and this is coming from a 25 year old virgin 😂😂😂

[@zendodeb]

Morbius, The Marvels, The Flash, Justice League, Blue Beetle, Dr. Strange MoM, WW1984, and now this. When was the last time we got a superhero movie that wasn't dog-shit out of 10?

[@WEKM]

Would have been better if the Bad Spider-Man were killed by his hair catching on fire from the fireworks. But, I think I've seen that Pepsi ad before. 🤔

[@deathcold_longplaysua4846]

I didn't watched this movie, and never gonna, but I saw someone's comment somewhere, where they said that "Madame Web movie makes Morbius movie looks like Nolan's Dark Knight". And I f-ing nearly died laughing 🤣

[@jeremyrivera7079]

05:50 I almost didn't notice he brought back the Robyn Hood theme song 😂

[@darkzak47]

It’s bad when you’re watching this movie and thinking, “I could be playing Starfield right now”

[@daskampffredchen]

I watched The Boy and the Heron a few weeks ago in Cinema. And seeing all these Previews and Trailers for new movies that played before it just reminded me that movies are fucked

[@4gottencrackaz]

How was the boy and the heron btw?

[@JohnDavidSullivan]

Badly want to see it. Wifey and I love Hayao Miyazaki 😊

[@daskampffredchen]

@@4gottencrackaz Was good but a bit all over the place

[@VanDutch87]

2 hours long and you don’t even get any good shots of Sweeney’s fun bags? That’s the greatest tragedy of all 😢

[@jasontodd6604]

Stop Simping it's pathetic this is a super hero genre no 50 shades of cringe.

[@jasontodd6604]

Go beat your meat somewhere else.

[@agiksf.8998]

@@jasontodd6604 I think you should go out and touch some grass. This was the dumbest overreaction to a joke I've seen in a while. So cringe.

[@NexusKin]

Just go watch The Voyeurs, fast forward to the best scene or two, and thank me later.

[@jasontodd6604]

@@agiksf.8998 I'm not the one Simping for wahmen joke or no joke Simping is pathetic. The sad thing is this coming from a 25 year old virgin so if I don't simp their absolutely no excuse why other men do. It's unacceptable.

[@serpentinious7745]

Meanwhile, they've already taken Godzilla out of theaters. Was hoping to take my uncle to see that one

[@dennisfarber3708]

Just when you thought that it couldn't get any worse, then Madame Web comes along. Are the studios just making these bad movies on purpose, or are they using these movies to laundry money?

[@nisetsu]

Now I have to watch it, I Can't believe that something can be worse than Echo.

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

There's always a way bigger, steaming-hot, horribly stinking pile of shite

[@crashandersen602]

Az being a large bald White Englishman in black clothing listening to Torn alone in his car is a total mood and I am here for it. I'm kidding, of course. There is no other color than White English.

[@TheNuclearGeek]

I can't wait for the pron version of this movie. I'm not sure how many movies' porn adaptations have performed better than the original movies. Frankly, it was at least 10x better watching the actresses at the premier than it was watching them in the movie. They don't even look like the same women!

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Iron Harto is supposedly excellent. The Japanese pron parody, not the upcoming Marvel slop.

[@TheNuclearGeek]

@@mirceazaharia2094 Oh I can TOTALLY believe that one!

[@sirellyn]

I do actually miss his Warcraft secrets videos..

[@Anchor-Supreme]

I saw the adds for this movie and was entirely unsure of what it was trying to be. I wasn’t sure if it was a horror movie, a superhero movie, a drama, a comedy, I had no idea. What I could tell is that it would be shit, so it’s good to see that my gut reaction for bad media is still consistent.

[@timo4826]

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for your service, Az.

[@michaelmicklethwaite]

Having seen the trailer and the 3 females heroes and the one male bad guy I had no intention of watching this at all in any sober way, I was however surprised to recognise the cinema!

[@ViolentMessiah666]

You're doing a great service Az, thank you for your sacrifice 😂

[@reverendbernfriedaxewielde8443]

I'm just baffled by the fact that somebody at Sony went, "Let's make it so that there was a Spider-Man before Spider-Man! And let's make him lame and evil!" It's like they have Mirror Cartman Kennedy as boss.

[@marhawkman303]

weirdest part? Ezekiel isn't a villain in the comics... he's an edgy hero. this kidnapping someone to save them so she can be a Spider-woman later?.... that's what Ezekiel did with Cindy Moon... who isn't in this movie. So... they stole Ezekiel's motive as a Spider-mentor... gave it to Madame Webb, and gave Ezekiel Webb's obsession with the future? And then made Ezekiel evil? wut???? why not use an actual villain?

[@BeforeMoviesSucked]

Worst movie. Best thumbnail. Natalie Imbruglia nostalgia on point, though... as cold and shamed as that makes me to say.

[@SpiralingOut23]

Dude, that's a serious insult to how far ChatGPT has come (or even how it was when it first came out)

[@jecker19000]

idk, you're making the movie sound pretty awesome

[@michaelmaley6490]

Pepsi advertised to the max

[@KennethBlum-sl6rx]

Two Girls And A Web.

[@jimheimerl1637]

Az, since you were the only person in the theater (an assumption, but not a bad assumption), your howls of laughter didn't bother anyone. Thank you for your sacrifice, good sir.

[@fozzbot2896]

Soooooo , your saying I need to see this film because it’s so bad it’s good 😂😂😂

[@wolfen210959]

Nah, most movies that are so bad they're good, have at least one redeeming quality. This movie had the potential for 2 redeeming qualities, but she kept them covered at all times.

[@proto-geek248]

So bad it's bad.

[@ASoberBear]

Az is not feeling unaliveable let it be known.

[@BigBenn2014]

Thank you for saving me the price of a cinema ticket.

[@Chikara199]

Finish up, Az! FNT is starting soon!

[@artimus7525]

Sony saw the blindfold scene in 50 shades of gray and decided she would make a great madam web

[@XaqNautilus]

I remember watching Tank Girl as a kid. I had never heard of Tank Girl and I even told my dad that I thought the movie was going to suck judging from the previews. He dragged my brother and I to watch the movie anyway, looking back I figure he liked the look of the lead actress and that was enough for him. I should find somewhere to watch Tank Girl again. It's probably a masterpiece in disguise.

[@ElectronicChateau]

I remember when it came out, still haven't seen it 😂

[@effsinthechat1766]

It's bonkers but better made than most movies these days. And at least they looked like they had read the comics

[@danieldevers8017]

Tank Girl was awesome. Over the top, fun and exciting. Regardless of source material.

[@richardharrison4762]

Even Tank Girl had the animated segment where we got to watch Jamie Hewlet comic book artwork in motion years before Gorillaz. Does Madam Web have anything that you can say ‘well at least it gave us…’

[@Jeffrey314159]

Tank Girl was a terrible and vulgar film

[@thedarkknight7287]

I give kudos to you for staying for the entire movie. I left at about the 40-minute mark; I just could not take it anymore. This is not the Madam Web from the comics. Great Job Sony, you have reached Disney status. They will never learn.

[@johnnytyler5685]

I have something deeply shameful to admit. I had never heard of Sydney Sweeney before watching the two vids that Gary and Az made on this Madame Web movie. In my defense, though, I've never seen one single movie or TV show that she's been in according to her IMDB page.

[@agiksf.8998]

How is not knowing an unknown actress exists shameful? I barely know who any of these overpaid adult pretenders are these days. And I will never feel ashamed that I don't care about their existence.

[@NexusKin]

I only first heard about her from Euphoria, and that was only because of all the hype over Zendaya starring in it. Later, I found out she made The Voyeurs, which was definitely worth it for that one scene or two. Madame Web does her absolutely no favors at all.

[@pauld6967]

We appreciate you Az, taking one for the team.

[@brucelombardo]

Brother, you’re the only reviewer I watch because of the British accent. It’s amazing how cool something sounds when it’s said by someone from not-your hometown. Anyway, excellent rip and tear on this movie, and I’m sorry, I’ll never see it. You’re living the dream, and God Bless You.

[@DAZzler3K]

0:15 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍(Reminder to me: don't drink and watch Az reviewing some (bad) movie).

[@paulsmith5684]

Entertainment this video is and I'm all here for it thank you Az.

[@wyldsong89]

I bow to your sacrifice in watching this "film" so I don't have to. We need to pitch a team up between Madame Web, Echo, and Daredevil; it can be a black screen with no sound for 2hrs.

[@peterd788]

Did either of the other audience members mind you laughing?

[@garrettgriffin4974]

The product placement is even more egregious: I'm drinking Pepsi with my dinner.

[@JohnDavidSullivan]

Imagine having Sydney Sweeney in a film, and opting to make her a geek and not promote or embellish her assets. Her huge personality.

[@jasontodd6604]

She has no assets your just a meat beating simp 😭😔😭

[@NexusKin]

Just go watch The Voyeurs, fast forward to the best scene or two, and thank me later.

[@DarkPal81]

That's is the difference between Spiderman and a spider-person. Spiderman survives an entire building falling on him... but the spider-person couldn't take one single p... lol

[@TheNewDarkTimes]

Do we have watch this before FNT?

[@Dave_McKansas]

So, Ezekiel is trying to kill the 3 girls who will kill him, who only do that because they met Cassandra, whom they never would have met unless he was trying to kill them? His vision of the future doesn't exist unless he responds to his vision of a future that doesn't exist? WHAT?????

[@michaellee8815]

Isn’t the original madam web in a wheel chair? Or some kind of immobilizing device? Seems to me like they gave some hot mobility privileged girl the role over a handicapped person. Cancelled

[@davidmckay7847]

I remember laughing my ass off at the final episode of Echo. Maybe Sony can rebrand it as a Airplane like spoof????

[@Martynde]

There’s only two good reasons to watch the movie, and they are both on this video’s thumbnail. So now you don’t need to; Az’s thumbnail is more entertaining and you won’t get ejected from the cinema.

[@jonugent42]

For about 5 minutes, Hollywood made respectable superhero films. When Marvel started their own studio it was like magic happened. Then Disney bought them.

[@Minifigz]

Banger of a video az

[@ivoivic2448]

I wondered why the advertisements about this movie were being shoved down my throat. now I know why.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

I heard Rodger Corman came back from the dead and saw this movie and said see my Fantastic Four movie was not that bad😂😂😂

[@proto-geek248]

His F4 is great 👍

[@MassillonObie]

Why is the villain in a Spider-Man costume? Madame Web figures out her powers at the end and immediately gets them punched out of her by the weird Spider-Man character with the bad audio dubbing.

[@drthmik]

Still hasn’t said if the CPR she teaches was the life saving technique or the song

[@drakeneagle]

I think chat gpt would be embarrassed to have written this

[@cutjack242]

Thanks for taking all those bullets for the team, Az. Sounds horrific.

[@anon_y_mousse]

I am so glad that you exist and watch these things so that I don't have to. God bless you, kind sir.

[@Charlatan-Parodyman]

Az excoriating this movie is almost as fun as watching Sweeney stand there!

[@misugita]

Thank you for taking one for the team. Your suffering for the rest of us is much appreciated. Godspeed sir!

[@gururue5996]

Why do i get the vibes you were abducted in the opening scene.