Monster Factory: Melting Bart Simpson in Black Desert Online

[@annajull328]

This is my first ep of monster factory, and it seems like it's a dingdong based franchise.

[@literalruleslawyer]

Do not watch Jefferson Tallpipe

[@greatpower6063]

lol well these two guys are a bunch of dingdogs lol

[@kazapher]

It is

[@mothmanofficaltm8397]

If you haven't checked out the final pam yet, go watch it, she's a classic.

[@poprocks6576]

Yeah the final Pam is pure beauty

[@filmingej]

Uploading a full Simpsons episode is against KZbin's terms of service

[@remomareno]

x'D!

[@Liliputian07]

x'D!

[@liesemiller4786]

x'D!

[@charlottegoodbye7757]

X'D!

[@Greg-ix4nu]

x'D!

[@Rick586]

This show is infinitely rewatchable because my brain refuses to retain how much they mess these bois up.

[@gabrielleengel7476]

On an epic rewatch right now, totally forgot some of their jokes and disastrous beings.

[@TheJbleslie]

whenever I'm feeling down I just restart this series and it always cheers me up :)

[@justsomenuts]

this my first time doing a good boys binge sequentially and my god the jokes are even better this way

[@dennis_duran]

I’m on my fourth rewatch and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten this much pleasure from a rewatch let alone multiple times with anything. It’s actually astounding how rewatchable it is.

[@lologoaty]

i absolutely agree. gotta give them like a three to four month cool down and i can always revisit

[@samanthabiggs7701]

I can see myself in him

[@famtomerc]

(in more ways than one!)

[@abunchofletters9507]

Bart Simpson EAT PANTS!!!

[@griffobird971]

Eat pant

[@RustyMuck]

LIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAA...

[@slimeking5911]

AY CRUMBO!!!

[@MangoMars]

LIBA SOMPSON CAN I BORROW YOUR ***BASSOOOOOONNNN***

[@apulover69-11]

Just like Bart!

[@korpington]

+apulover69 - I knew you were real!

[@rehpotsirhic]

+apulover69 - comment of they year.

[@magnumbadguy9354]

No comment has made me more sexually satisfied

[@Mamoru0Hasukage]

Promote this man.

[@Connorthecatsdad]

+apulover69 - Apulover69 for President

[@olivia7782]

One of the best parts of McElroy content is when Griffin just runs with a bit and Justin starts laughing so hard he almost throws up

[@FinandDandy]

Honestly, can relate. TMI but watching this series has made me laugh so hard that I've thrown up. 🤣🤷‍♀️

[@f-sharp-a-sharp]

And especially when one of them laughs while backing away from the microphone

[@AndorianBlues]

All joking aside the character creation in Black Desert Online is absolutely amazing. They were able to make a character who looks EXACTLY like Bart Simpson

[@DrewDawkins]

And we're talking, Toe to tip. Just like Bart!

[@mariabarnard8089]

10:26 "Hey is this- is this too upsetting?" I mean I've literally almost pushed my matress off the bed in an instinctive attempt to flee this cursed visage, but w/e

[@michi4066]

I JUST made that mistake. Oof.

[@AmbientSounds205]

but it is exactly like bart soooo....

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

I'm pretty sure that "medieval fast and the furious movie" Griffin mentions at the beginning was made by him and is called Petals to the Metal.

[@EmilyHoot]

TRUE THO

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

Emily Bluejeans Ooh, sorry about the death of your relative Barry Bluejeans. He will be missed.

[@EmilyHoot]

your condolences are appreciated but it's like we always say in the bluejeans family!! "there's always another bluejeans!" cousin garry is cooler than him anyway

[@CaptLuser]

Emily have you heard the good news

[@splatalie746]

Pineapple Time barry lives!!

[@secretname3897]

After thinking about it a while, I've concluded that these two are actually the crew you want to test your game. The bonkers way their brains mold ideas from the ether would allow them to find the most inconceivable hidden bugs.

[@ahobbit1273]

The McElroys and CallMeKevin

[@otamatoneperson7733]

there's also josh from let's game it out: he just breaks games.

[@OxTheHerdzz]

The best part is when they discover something and just loose their shit

[@Shiri1432]

I think the best part is that... Y'know, he looks JUST like Bart!

[@abunchofletters9507]

Shiri1432 Take it to the bank boys! This is just like Bart!

[@hunterfunnyguy]

nice icon shiri

[@Shiri1432]

plebeianAstrophysicist thanks, I made it myself

[@hunterfunnyguy]

Shiri1432 nicenice

[@2fortsmostwanted]

I love that the eyes follow the cursor, it's like he's watching Griffin touch all the sliders and fearing what's gonna happen to him

[@Delexia07]

God he's like the orange slippery embodiment of a Salvador Dali clock painting

[@Dethcloxy]

That's a really, really strange way of spelling "Bart" but hey, we're all a little different.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Delexia07 I think you mean Just like Bart but whatever floats your boat weirdo

[@mirmalchik]

"ceci n'est pas une bart" is french for "Toe to tip, this is a Bart!" - Matt Groening

[@pinkushatejar]

This is the only genuinely upsetting monster they ever made

[@dianej.c.3079]

So, you must think that Bart is upsetting, because this... is a perfect Bart.

[@pinkushatejar]

@@dianej.c.3079 yes

[@Noeyk200]

This one, huh? Not pigman Truck Shepard?

[@pinkushatejar]

@@Noeyk200 truck was a FUCKIN cutie what do you mean

[@kodaaxolotlnerd9352]

@@pinkushatejar i think about this every day

[@Megamaniac610]

Griffin came closest in this episode to actually murdering Justin with laughter.

[@FallFluff]

This one and the episode of Ark!

[@BugHazard]

I love the sound of Justin crying with laughter in the background of every monster factory

[@tredlow]

”Usher it to the treasury, gentlemen; this particular personage is, in every respect, identical to Bartholomew.” - Matthew Abram Groening

[@famtomerc]

"From the uppermost section of the cranium, down to the lower appendages. This depiction is identical to Bartholomew!" -Enamorer of Apu Sixty-Nine

[@spencerkaminsky6943]

"Excellent Endeavor, Gentlemen of Monster Factory, This creation is highly similar to Bartholomew Simpson" -Matthew Abram Groening, Creator of the Mean Yellow Family and Future Town

[@johnnytwitter1959]

"I beg of you, take this one to the bank, gentlemen, because we have before us a creation that is nearly identical to Bart." -Matthias Abras Groaning

[@Dogman_35]

"I find myself unable to believe my own two eyes, but from tip top toe to pointy golden crown, this appears to be a near identical physical representation of the mean spirited child known as Bartholomew Simpson!" Sixty ninth excessively obsessive fanatic of Indian merchant

[@TheClassyZombie]

Refrain from obtaining a domestic bovine, sir.

[@valeriegrey8328]

every one of justin's "he looks like a-" bits are always so spot-on

[@deffdefying4803]

"I wanna put his soul in a globe and put it on my desk." *_so THIS is where that comes from!_*

[@callmekitto]

"THIS MAN IS A LIVING BOTTLE OF OLIVE OIL" is where I lost it.

[@laurahudsonisbomb]

''It looks like you put his muscles in a space saver bag and vaccuumed all the air out'' My favourite video series of all time

[@valeriegrey8328]

ITS SO TRUE

[@SirJamestown]

If you put Bart and Borth side by side and asked me to kill the real Bart, I wouldn't know which one to shoot!

[@aroutinemalaise]

+James Harris I'm seeing double! Four Barts!

[@yourmother7052]

Shoot both just to be safe.

[@dinosharkrobopope8111]

bart, shoot bart!

[@danielquiroz4230]

+Xavier Rubetzki Noonan XDDDD

[@gwen6622]

i'd shoot myself, so that two barths may live

[@memoriam.victoriam]

"i want to lock his spirit in a globe and put in on my desk" is an underrated line omfg

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Before his spirit even finished printing

[@duncan9993]

It'd fit!

[@tepuntopunto]

Justins laugh is audible happiness

[@nostrobothnia]

+tepunto fucking seconded

[@foehammer5047]

... Aren't all laughs?

[@Tony-dh9ru]

So.. A laugh?

[@truemcdonald6783]

Essi K. Thirded one year later.

[@moosekilzer8690]

Injectable auditory serotonin

[@megangoss135]

Hey, I just wanted to say that this is one of the first memes I ever sent to a boy I was into three years ago and we've now just had our three year anniversary a week or two ago :) thanks you spicy boys

[@GippyHappy]

R u still together

[@cheasepriest]

@@GippyHappy would also like to know

[@imthetrashman8620]

are you still together?

[@grawlixis]

Congrats you two!

[@strawberrywheels]

AW YEA

[@pawprint6677]

The best way I could describe this abomination in two words is "Violently unnerving".

[@deftoast]

I need three words: "Just like Bart."

[@Armageddon325]

No. It's a Bart!

[@dawn3679]

How about three. "Just like bart!"

[@athenabrown3117]

That's how I feel about Bart, so it _is_ Just Like Bart!

[@roosterboots4684]

Two words; Bart? Yes.

[@junedug]

I love the part where Griffin gets so emotional about Bart's goodness that his laugh just turns into wailing.

[@oliverage24]

Toe to tip, this is a bart!

[@ewilson3000]

All jokes aside, the craziest thing about this is that the character looks exactly like Bart Simpson

[@genericusername546]

It does look a lot like Bart is the thing

[@mattisheretonight]

genericusername546 the thing thats like kinda freaking me out right now is that it looks just like bart

[@disaidra]

@@mattisheretonight Where I really think they nailed the "Bartness" of it is the body form aswell

[@ahousecatwhohasacellphone]

i saw this comment thread just as these lines came up lmao

[@f1zz-k1d89]

DisaidraGaming “toe to tip, this is a bart!” matt groening says.

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

I just see a black screen for the whole video, did Fox content claim this for using the actual realistic likeness of Bart Simpson?

[@ghostrobots]

but justin, don't you play a taako as well?

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Hi I know I'm late but this comment murdered me and my entire family

[@SupernaturalBaby08]

"I can see myself in him! I mean in more ways than one!" "I see myself in him too, Griffin" iconic

[@GiuliaCan]

Monster Factory made me uncomfortable before, but here you have reached unprecedented levels of oh-god-i-can't-look-uncanny-valley-is-real. 10/10

[@nicksimons7391]

+acrylicnotoilpainting Just like Bart!

[@wazappoful]

+Nick Simons tip to toe

[@BrazenSolar]

+Nick Simons hey nice avatar ;)

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

This guy being actually added to Death Road To Canada, down to the red eye and everything, is just amazing

[@zufoxz]

Take it to the bank boys. This one's just like Bart!

[@shoople]

"that would be ideal if you could just make the pinky as unnoticeable as possible" - god giving me brachydactyly

[@JacobTheLoofah]

I don't know why, but for some reason at 11:30, the "I'M A HELL MAN" thing caused me to laugh for 5 solid minutes uncontrollably. My face is sweaty from laughing so hard. I don't know what you two boys did to me but well done.

[@scorchwave1]

Same, I started laughing so hard at certain moments I started crying.

[@jeanandnoosh3606]

Jacob The Loofah I

[@theprodigalson4003]

Jacob The Loofah you lost your shit over a statement it wasn’t even a joke lmao

[@MYLAR.]

i cant do it. i cant bring myself to ruin your perfect 666 likes

[@ellahardek7448]

I’m so upset that they missed the “deep thrust” attack

[@alecjahn]

... that's the Tacorina of Time.

[@0rbeez]

Alec J do you mean the TAAKOrina of time?

[@janesmith1840]

*thyme

[@thankyoulovely8281]

the most underrated bit in this episode is Justin's 'hey great news. my mom gave me four ritz CRACKERS!'

[@davidjrae]

"Disgraced Simpsons creator Matt Groening gives up."

[@f1zz-k1d89]

David Rae YES, THEY ARE THE BARTMEN NOW.

[@dragonqueen6798]

Two new Bart men elected

[@Saladmanderps]

This actually was my first monster factory and I'm sold!

[@rasamatazz9823]

Okay but where's the black desert? This is more like Normal Forest Online

[@hannesv.2670]

Rasamatazz it comes in the DLC

[@dekronnnnnnnnn]

GUYS, THAT STARTED AS AN ANIME FACE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

[@Thishandle_isnt_available]

simpsons is my favorite anime

[@davidbyrne8227]

Take it to the bank, boys, this is not my beautiful wife.

[@f1zz-k1d89]

i have gained a whole extra set of borth-sampson-like abdominals from laughing so goddamn hard at this

[@MaxKesmodel]

This was the worst Monster Factory yet. There was no creativity that came into creating this character at all, which is the main point of the series. It's infuriating. This character was just like Bart. If I had to give a solid smooch to the real Bart and you put Borth and Bart side by side I wouldn't be able to choose because he's just like Bart. Eat My Shorts/10

[@justintriumphant]

+MaxKesmodel we're as concerned as you are about this and we will try to do better

[@betaprotocol]

+MaxKesmodel Exactly, if I wanted to watch a Simpsons episode I would just do that.

[@jimmypge]

+Justin McElroy I was pleased with the addition of the educational nature segment though. 10/10.

[@BookooZenny]

It's BORTH*, YOU SWINE!

[@haven4adream]

+Borth Sampson I laughed so hard... I almost broke my chair and choked on my gum. *slow clap* Bart... you're amazing.

[@CaptLuser]

this was my first monster factory. forever chasing that high of seeing this for the first time

[@Whitecroc]

Did it seem like a ding-dong based franchise at the time?

[@CranberryFo]

The game "Death Road to Canada" has a reference to this video. A character named "J*L*B" which is an abbreviation for "Just Like Bart" is able to be on your team. And he was inspired by this video. In the ending it even references how perfect of a re-creation of Bart he is. After I recruited him, he became my best party member and carried me all the way to the end of the game!

[@JBlooey]

Roses are red, Violets are smart. Take it to the bank, boys, THIS ONE'S JUST LIKE BART! Once upon a time I created the Simpsons, Now I'm only falling apart. Take it to the bank, boys, IT'S TOTALLY JUST LIKE BART!

[@finch7795]

okay but honestly?? this looks weirdly like bart from the simpsons, the character bart simpson... is it just me?

[@OwlyLyra]

No, I totally see it too. Maybe Matthew Groening (Creator of hit television series The Simpsons) asked these brothers to make a Bart?

[@robertsmithfan877]

finch look at me

[@finch7795]

@@robertsmithfan877 HELLO??

[@BestAtNothing]

Toe to tip, This is a Bart!

[@theanimationmaniac4187]

Oooohh you here too

[@anneshamoore47]

bat!!!!!

[@fathergascoigne3558]

>>:0000 BAN WATCHES POLYGON TOOOOO >>>>:00000000

[@laurelyt3361]

Does anyone else have that moment of satisfaction when they get the character to the point hinted at in the title?

[@Frogmood]

extra! extra! read all about it! im a hell man

[@naecomcbride3378]

these dudes really just edited photos of Bart Simpson onto their character and thought we wouldn't notice smh

[@TheComfyCushion]

When will the Final Pam join the roster of precious children on the title card?

[@yuwrenn]

+CeeDeeWai She's the precious Mother

[@caimaethervox1777]

+CeeDeeWai Dino-Lansbury needs to join the family, too. Give us all the precious children

[@fivekangaroosperohioan6503]

I’m gonna cry He’s so slippery He is asymmetric He is so slippery He somehow looks like Bart Simpson God he has been submerged in a vat of O i l for the past fourty years

[@mimimustrule]

"Medieval fast and the furious" hmmm...where have i....heard that before....

[@cahillcomics918]

Mimi Likes Tumblr *cough* Petals to the Metal *cough*

[@taakotuesdays]

Cahill Comics so canonically Bort Sampson was a battle wagon driver

[@grimble4564]

This man is a living bottle of olive oil is one of my absolute favorite qoutes to come off this show

[@ls-rk6hw]

god fucking dammit i always forget how absolutely hysterical this episode is

[@smugboon2377]

Me: mom can we get some Bart? Mom: we have Bart at home Bart at home:

[@nahyutarightsactivist]

superior barts are at home?

[@echelonii3403]

This isn’t superior or inferior. He’s identical to Bart.

[@jacksont8317]

The thing at home is meant to be worse not superior

[@onfrolicker9317]

The bart at home is just like Bart

[@BrentFelzien]

I can't believe it's not Bart!

[@leoembry2587]

Reminiscing on my time with the McElroy brothers and I realized, this really was my first episode of Monster Factory.

[@ScathingSarcasm]

Griffin I think this was after you wrote the Adventure Zone: Petals to the Metal storyline, you already MADE medieval Fast and the Furious with wagons. :D

[@NocturnalLamp]

Polygon thank you for letting Griffin and Justin bless us with their comedic gold, this series is amazing.

[@popcornenthusiast]

There’s no amount of money I wouldn’t pay to watch all of Monster Factory again for the first time

[@TheEffectOfMass]

20 year long Simpsons fanatic here. It's just like Bart!

[@TedHendershot]

0:23 "the idea of a medieval fast and furious movie has gotten me so excited..." griffin, you already wrote and performed that with your brothers

[@Pandatege]

8:22 he looks like what might be if horses could birth human children

[@Pandatege]

+Borth Sampson omg im sorry

[@thefunkyrolo]

+Pandatege I like your profile picture

[@Mick_92]

HORSE ISLAND

[@epoillaKory]

Pandatege Just like Bart

[@jiffylou98]

my favorite character class to choose is definitely "location"

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Where I really think they nailed the Bart-ness of it, is the body form, as well

[@richardconway3950]

Pretty impressive that the character creator has enough going on to perfectly recreate Bart Simpson

[@MCDexX]

I can't believe that four years later, after rewatching this multiple times, I still have to pause it so I can get my breathing under control because I'm genuinely worried I'm going to asphyxiate from laughter.

[@liamlonergan9909]

Oh shit, that alvido voice is exactly the voice justin used in trolls 2

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

wild to see this comment post trolls world tour

[@FreiWraithborne]

It's literally just Bart

[@ataraxxi]

Here is My Professional Review of this video: -20 minutes of uninterrupted sobbing-

[@LazyMaybe]

this is like that shit in the Spy Kids movie

[@griffin1155]

this was my first piece of mcelroy content ever. someone posted a clip on tumblr and i laughed so hard i had to find the rest anyway it’s been 5 years and i’ve renamed myself griffin after our favorite sweet baby brother

[@deadpoolscousin]

this is what happens when gods get bored, they create abominations and laugh

[@garfieldbrooks]

that's how i was born

[@leedraconis5793]

This is NOT my first episode of monster factory and it seems like a dingdong based franchise

[@sillylittlerainbowchild9504]

Griffin: “The idea of a medieval Fast and the Furious movie has gotten me so excited.” Also Griffin: Has already made that happen in Petals to the Metal

[@Modusiticate]

Y'know I could really go both ways on this. You created something beautiful while destroying something previously thought to be set in stone. Because of this act of unprecedented violence towards the image of a beloved character in the eyes of our great nation America, I can honestly say, without a doubt in my mind, my soul, or even a shred of indecisiveness within a single fiber of my being, honestly and truly, in the eyes of our great lord Matt Groening, just like bart.

[@Thewalis123]

This is the first time a monster factory creation has genuinely scared and unnerved me

[@FaceStuffFace]

When Justin gets the squeaky giggles, makes everything funnier.

[@adropintheocean6282]

I can't believe this was SEVEN years ago...

[@SugarDelights]

I saw that a new monster factory was uploaded and literally a wave of calm and inner peace washed over me

[@kibumyong]

Justin at 10:09 wheezing and saying 'stop, stop, stop I'm gonna throw up' kills me every time

[@Iron_Lobster]

*Whispers in the winds blow through the broken halls singing* just like bart

[@agtwash93]

10:33 McElroy brothers confirmed as lead designer's on Neflix's Ryuk from Death Note.

[@jaredevans1985]

SWEET HEAVENS. I could watch Griffin make that slippery hunk of beefcake talk ALL. DAY. LONG.

[@Vesdus]

" I can see myself in him. *I mean in more ways than one!* "

[@Rosabel_Believe]

Wow, was that bart? I mean, it really looks like bart is the thing.

[@tick.tock.its.Quinn.o-clock]

this is the first time that i have ever been legitimately terrified by a monster factory creation.

[@TheFedoraKing]

This is the best series on the internet, and Im not even joking. This makes me laugh so fucking hard everytime.

[@ngrbntsf]

this is the first monster factory monster I’ve actually found upsetting to look at

[@effieclare]

Pretty bummed you missed a good Bart/Ace Ventura crossover fanfic opportunity there when you're chillin in that beast's butt.

[@lemonadepack]

+Effie Clare I was thinking the same thing. I wouldn't have pegged the brothers McElroy to miss an opportunity to slip Ace Ventura into something. I guess I was wrong.

[@bassguitarbill]

This video was the first McElroy product I was shown, and the line "We've turned, his nipples, inna little hidden Gobstoppers" has a permanent spot in my cerebral cortex

[@killerderp8987]

aw man, i think my first McElroy video was griffins pacifist run in world of warcraft. This one is absolutely great and i love it!

[@kabo0m]

I have never subscribed to a channel so fast in 20 years