Open Bar #29 - Last Orders

[@michaelpipkin9942]

These two ....... That was adorable, MauLer. "You're not gonna make me watch that Willow show, are you???"

[@chasehedges6775]

They’re the best and I’m glad I haven’t seen the Willow show

[@kevinoneil5120]

Oh he sure did 😆

[@kevinoneil5120]

Remember when Jennifer Lawrence choked out Darth Vader AND Palpatine at the same time before throwing her lightsaber into the core of the Death Star and blowing up the whole Empire? So stunning and brave.

[@speciallasagna8521]

Was that the scene where Palpatine said "I am all the Sith" and Jennifer Lawrence said "I am all the Women"?

[@marsoelflaco5722]

She taught Rae all she knows.

[@justinbowman3567]

Congrats to Critical Drinker for being the first ever drinker of booze! Cheers 🍻🥂

[@teddyharvester]

Blasphemy. Nobody drank booze before Jennifer Lawrence came up with it.

[@SansoHumar]

@@teddyharvester damn you took the words out of my mouth.

[@wesheiser7531]

I would enjoy an awards show from Drinker, Mauler, Disparu, Nerdrotic, Az, etc.

[@Alakazzam09]

Dogma is an absolute classic. One of my favorite movies of all time. It's a really great comedy and there is a copy on KZbin for free. Worth checking out for sure.

[@KinoTurk]

Yay, seeing the drinker trying to pronounce my name was pure bliss! 1:23:12

[@LinktheSamoyed]

user "purpleburglaralarm" has entered the chat

[@jesupdaniel2752]

There’s a little dark patch right on your chin that looks an Eagle with the wings spread. I honestly love it😂

[@kelvinsullivan6299]

From now on anytime I see Jennifer Lawrence the song I'm every woman is going to play in my head.

[@chasehedges6775]

One of the actresses ever!

[@bigd5773]

Not going to lie, I quickly glanced at the thumbnail and this is what I saw: the Drinker handing the Mauler a red bottle with the big words “Superchat Catsup (ketchup)”

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

Yesterday I read "Fringy vs God" then noticed the title went to the second line and added "of War: Ragnarock" and my initial excitement was diminished, significantly.

[@Small-Chap]

You can tell Mauler hates videos like this 🤣responding to superchats from us 🤣 it's hilarious

[@mkhdnimg]

Duuuude, cannot believe my man doesn't know CHINA O'BRIEN!! massive martial arts star for 80s kids that loved Hobg Kong action flicks.

[@JosephFrostsGhost]

I hate that I keep missing these live. I really want to ask MauLer if we are ever gonna get an unbridled rage for Jurassic World Dominion, or at least get his thoughts from it. His Fallen Kingdom rage was one of the first KZbin vids I watched that began to make me aware of the fellowship, and I really want some Dominion rage.

[@chasehedges6775]

I would love to see a 5 hour Mauler video on Dominion and Fallen Kingdom is still one of the worst films of 2018.

[@chasehedges6775]

The girl who played Maisie, Isabella Sermon, was the only good thing in that garbage movie and she was also the only good thing in Fallen Kingdom, which was also terrible

[@WarAgainstCruelty22]

Execute Order 66

[@chasehedges6775]

@@WarAgainstCruelty22 It will be done, my lord

[@jaysimpson3920]

Oh yes, dominion was absolutely awful. Well deserving an unbridled rampage plus i'm still waiting for got season 8 finale rage

[@allantidgwell5624]

I learned how to speak American Sign Language in college. To sing using ASL you sign using clear gestures. If you'd like to see an example you can watch the remake of Miracle on 34th Street and see a little deaf girl singing Jingle Bells

[@nickmiles2862]

James Purefoy should play the Doctor

[@totomomo18]

Awake is amazing show that could have continued but at least they finished it in a good place.

[@totomomo18]

Cynthia Rothrock was the inspiration for Sonya in the Mortal Kombat games. She is an amazing marital artist a true strong woman. Also about Jennifer Lawrence remark about being the first female in a action movie I recently learn that first movie star ever was actually a woman named Florence Lawrence (No relation to Jennifer Lawrence) so now Jennifer Lawrence could have the excuse that she mixed up the name :) . You can not say woman can not lead movies when the first movie star ever was a woman :) . Fyi Florence Lawrence was not also the first movie star she was an inventor who made a few inventions in the car industry but failed to register them. She tragically died when she committed suicide after she lost all her money and got injured when she tried to save a fellow co star from a fire on set.

[@ItotheCtotheE]

If you look up "best fight scene of all time" on youtube you'll see a clip of two guys fighting in a warehouse. The girl who shows up half way through is Cynthia. the movie is hilarious, it's called Undefeatable

[@totomomo18]

@@ItotheCtotheE There is also Martial Law 1 and 2.

[@gabrielhedin1697]

I prefer these over the main show.

[@ChrisBore13]

You guys absolutely need to do an awards show

[@hanzat_molemaev]

Bear in mind, if repopulating the earth comes down to you and She-Hulk, you may not have any say in the matter.

[@Soridan]

Exiting life is an option. She's not smart enough to stop you.

[@jdogg448]

Mauler needs to watch Severance, sounds very similiar to Awake.

[@bVdaunat]

I 100% agree with MauLer about the show Awake. I remember loving it when it aired and was gutted when it got cancelled cos almost no one watched or heard of it. If there was one show I'd do a revival or finish the story it's that.

[@TheBlackSeraph]

58:02 - Have to agree here. I watched two random Whittaker episodes, neither of which were considered overly controversial, and they were PAINFUL to watch to the point where I can't bring myself to watch other Chibnall-era episodes knowing what's coming. Pretty much every character was written poorly, especially Yaz and Whittaker's Doctor and the villain's monologue was delivered in such a way that I may as well have been reading an episode synopsis.

[@BillsTheory]

See you just do a retro award for the previous year to give everyone time to see everything, and it'll really show what sticks around in your mind or whats worth re-watching lol

[@skill14]

Jennifer Lawrence was the first woman to ride a bus

[@marsoelflaco5722]

She invented the bus.

[@HisNameWasCrazy]

You both need to play the Mass Effect trilogy! Not only are they (mostly) excellent games, but you'll be much better equipped to discuss how Amazon has ruined them in the future.

[@luminousbrilliance1711]

Mauler Watches not The Gun Top Of The Maverick's? Pshhh-Happy Holidays you Two Numbskulls!!!

[@samwallaceart288]

_Mosul_ is solid. Plot simple but solid action, acting, and theme. Follows a group of guys going from point A to point B across the city over the course of a day, and the stuff they encounter on their mission. Theme/tone wise it feels like a _good version_ of a David S. Goyer film like _Training Day,_ with directing on par with your _Black Hawk Down_ and _Lone Survivor._ So if that's your sort of thing you'll get a lot out of the movie. Plus the benefit of authentic stakes and pacing. Some of the character conflict and reversals felt forced for drama and pushing the theme; a couple contrived payoffs here and there. But overall it's good rat I would recommend. You'll have to poke around though because there's similarly-named documentaries that came out around the same time.

[@MisterDantastic]

Lol at the Before Jennifer Laurence thing, I'm old enough to remember when BJL was a reference to the shapeliness of a woman's mouth and the presumed suitability for performing excellent felatio.

[@KaiserInGilroy2K]

I’ve heard the name Noah Schnapp before. He was Charlie Brown in the 2015 Peanuts film.

[@jimnoel3025]

“ Metal is the only person I met in real life”- Mauler

[@briang3598]

Better Predator movie idea- Predator tries to take on Florida Man.

[@ronsmith8424]

The latest “defense” of Jennifer Lawrence is that other females before her were not used in the promotional material and posters to promote an action movie BUT LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER featured Angelina Jolie upfront in a skin tight outfit ! That was 2001.

[@jeffhall768]

It's funny that an Underworld movie and a Resident Evil movie came out the same year as The Hunger Games.

[@christo-gj1qk]

I bought the critical drinkers plushie and I'm so excited I got one, next is mauler

[@johndoe-qn2mm]

Don't get the reference on Elephant Man. But, Drinker is definitely Lord of the Masses

[@dRoscoAZ]

22:18 RRR was an awesome example of non-American cinema dominating the game by not taking it self too seriously; all while still telling a damn fun story with spectacle and substance. 8/10

[@doughbones]

Drinker you should really check out Stallone's new show "Tulsa King". It's fantastic.

[@chasehedges6775]

One of the best shows I have ever watched.

[@patrickjuma1373]

Definitely great series ,short episodes though ....last week was 36 min only ......Sly still got it

[@markrowe1979]

Great show. Stallone is acting his chops off

[@chasehedges6775]

@@markrowe1979 Yeah, he’s awesome

[@kimhenderson3895]

I watched Xena back in the day too, lol!

[@MrSirling]

Really want to see Cavil as Batman. Just to see if he can handle it

[@Matt-416]

Mauler, I'm 100% with you on John Wick. They're beating a dead horse for cash. The first was outstanding... Then it nose-dived into solid boredom. However, in context of today's entertainment, they are superior to most of what's out there.

[@chasehedges6775]

They’re pretty generic but at the same time, SOOOOO ENTERTAINING!

[@Matt-416]

@@chasehedges6775 Yes. Absolutely!

[@Skyrimdude1PSN]

Hollywood should keep the pace its going till we get another person like George Lucas to come in and create their own studio

[@chasehedges6775]

I agree. George Lucas deserves better

[@mykr0324]

Xena and Hercules crossovers were like the shit version of Buffy and angel crossovers lol. Loved them both haha

[@aldunlop4622]

The glory days of hot chicks with swords.

[@theExile45]

i can remember getting lost in the fantasy of bruce lee movies... and other asain flicks over time... hmm do you need someone to represent you right down to your hair cut and shoes?

[@alswaniharris]

Talking about adaptations, have you seen sandman?

[@weswolever7477]

Xena warrior princess was a spinoff of Hercules the legendary journeys and Cynthia Rothrock couldn’t out act a fence post

[@AscendingAdventures]

Moon knight is how I discovered you, funnily enough.

[@chasehedges6775]

Moon Knight was meh.

[@kostasmik9003]

One of the most heaviest choices a caracter had to make in a modern movie was: MAVERIC not telling ROOSTER that he pulled his aplicasion forms because his mother asked him to do so.. that's a strong caracter.

[@kostasmik9003]

and wokes make fight scenes

[@radovanobal3842]

What about barb wire?

[@WayStedYou]

I watched troll the other night, it was alright with a few strange character decisions in the film. The Christianity thing is basically like drinker said where the troll can smell the blood of Christians not that it is bad per se.

[@renesalinas1029]

Drinker no you would remember Cynthia Rothrock if you saw her fighting as a kid she's not famous for her acting but for her action I can't believe you never came across her lol

[@SumDumGy]

I’m not boycotting Avatar but I *am* boycotting the Rodent House.

[@srwde76]

@TheDrinker you should watch Better Watch Out. Christmas movie and get to see what really happens if you get smacked in the face with a paint can

[@tubetorpedo]

Mute people usually sing bit better than Yoko Ono, but on the same ballpark.

[@IRMentat]

Been slowly listening to the barsoom/carter-of-Mars audiobooks. It’s no wonder the adaptation struggled. They pulled an 80s dune with the wrist beam nonsense, introduced the overarching antagonists in a movie they were not needed in and frankly the 4 armed natives and the other locals were wildly glossed over despite the setting effectively being a lot like classic planet of the apes, Flash Gordon movie or Star Wars episode 1 nano situation. It should have been an extended sequence of skirmishes with a city siege at the end not a one n done finale versus darth-Judas About the only thing they did get right was having John carter there as a disruptive element.

[@jesse-got-dolphins-into-heaven]

#$%@ you willow was awesome... the movie.......

[@roboninja3194]

Id definitely pay to see Cocaine Predator. The story would be easy. Predator kills some cartel guys. Bunhca coke gets shot up and is in the air, maybe the Predator gets hit in the face with a kilo or something. Writers could easily create a scenario to make it work. The Predator enjoys the drug so much it starts hunting the cartels looking for more cocaine 😆And of course tweaks tf out and is speed killing humans.

[@thechicagobox]

I identify as broke

[@lliamthrumble]

What kind of gender is that? Stunning. Brave.

[@toddsalisbury3851]

Does anyone think the adam driver dinosaur movie will be good? trailer looks decent

[@mykr0324]

Bullet train was the only other film I've seen in the cinema apart from top gun maverick since the last jedi. It was a decent turn your brain off fun film

[@lliamthrumble]

It was the perfect "I already understand the plot and twists but its super fun seeing it play out" type of movie

[@Goldenhawk583]

The christians came in to norway and offered christianity and keeping your head attached, or keeping your old faith and lose your head. Trolls ( such stories) were hunted by christians, hence trolls does not like christians.. it is quite logical actually. The movie shows well how authority tends to pick violence first , second and last, if possible. A lot of this is fun, but maybe you need to be norwegian to get it:)

[@afreestate8466]

Something really interesting to me is their obsession with being first rather than just being grateful. Like I'm reasonably sure that if she had said something about how great it was to be apart of an exclusive club of women who lead successful action franchises, it would have gone over well, Mayne even appearing humble. But this obsession with being first is getting more and more absurd, like with Black Panther completely failing to recognize the monumental contribution to its own existence that was Wesley Snipe's Blade. They are hypocritical on a whole other level.

[@CupCakeUnleashed]

The Witcher 3 has its next gen update out now, so no better time to start playing it

[@jamesnagy4518]

Is die hard a Christmas movie?…..I think so.

[@andrii1365]

you don't know cynthia rothrock 🤨 , i remember watching her movie when i still in middle school , she have a lot action movie i know this because i watch it in tv couple of times because our tv station playing her movie couple of time in a year

[@theExile45]

oh aye.. banshee's of innisfree is actually about me... just a heads up!

[@aqua96870]

Anyone else hearing atreus shouting in the background?

[@AscendingAdventures]

Pedro Pascal was good in the first season of Narcos.

[@cloudygrosso1106]

Please review Drive (2011).

[@robertmccoy9901]

The Menu was pretty decent. Had the trailer for Cocaine Bear - that looks like pure rubbish.

[@congokael8087]

Rhona Mitra should have played Lara Croft instead of Angelina Jolie! She was even one of the models for the video games

[@railsplitters79]

When did gamora return to life?

[@samwallaceart288]

The new Gamora was part of the alternate past-timeline working alongside past-Thanos. In Endgame she and Thanos use the time-travel to their advantage kicking off the big battle. In the course of the battle Nebula (now on the Avengers side) gets past-Gamora alone, tells her about how dead-Gamora met the Guardians and betrayed Thanos once, and convinces past-Gamora to switch over to the Avengers side again. That said, this past-Gamora was at the point of betraying Thanos but she doesn't know Peter Quill or the Guardians and went off on her own path; her current whereabouts are unknown but presumably Quill could seek her out and try re-introducing her to the gang, though she might not go for it.

[@railsplitters79]

@@samwallaceart288 ah, Now i do remember much of that. Thanks.

[@reidycruise]

Cynthia is the female version of chuck

[@DerreckSequeira]

Best content creators on youtube???!?

[@chasehedges6775]

👍👍👍💯. Definitely

[@AscendingAdventures]

Cocaine bear looks awful/hilarious.

[@chasehedges6775]

Soooo…. a so bad it’s good movie?

[@samwallaceart288]

All I know is, me and my brother will be there opening day, hammered drunk.

[@kevinoneil5120]

So I had to watch Wednesday (girlfriend's choice) and I gotta say, after expecting the worst, I really didn't hate it. Every actor fully embraced their roles, and the attention to detail on those sets was fantastic.

[@From-North-Jersey]

"Why did twilight become a thing?" Because the author never described the main character and any girl could imagine herself as the main character who gets romanced by sparkles the vampireboi.

[@notjustforhackers4252]

Who's Cynthia Rothrock? For shame guys 😂Off you go, watch her movies.

[@danmallier5836]

Screaming China O’Brien at KZbin!!!!

[@saku0207]

👍

[@theExile45]

willy wonka and the comedian genius... pryor

[@theExile45]

in last samurai.. katsumoto was way cooler than tom cruise imo.. and dies a glorious death.... even tho it was another dances with wolves type movie,, why i enjoyed the original avatar

[@minbari73]

The Last of US HBO, white characters turn brown or black, but no black characters get race swapped. Why?

[@reidycruise]

Iron sky and iron sky 2 are funny as fuck lol bad but good

[@marcogenovesi8570]

because diversity means black

[@reidycruise]

@@marcogenovesi8570 green

[@samwallaceart288]

Every character is an asshole who dies gruesomely so it's not exactly a win. I'm just glad they're giving my big-boy Bill some screentime.

[@moonsofneptune5]

Because reasons!

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

0:30

[@KobyBrennero]

Ye24 MauLer

[@theExile45]

i can relate to lando... even tho i'm as ginger as brendan gleeson :P

[@kimhenderson3895]

When you get to reviewing the Willow series, there is many things wrong with it, one of the biggest being that the main character, Willow, takes a backseat in his own show. We have seen this happen over and over again. Frankly, I almost had to turn it off in the first 20 minutes… so bad at the beginning! The characters are so awful, and some of the actor choices, just ugh. I also really miss Madmartigan (Val Kilmer) too! He had so much charisma in the movie and do not see anyone filling that void. Also, does anyone else find it stupid that Willow has not become a great sorcerer yet??? Seriously? Just like Obi Wan and Boba Fett, they become useless and need to be lead around by their smarter counterparts.

[@dimebag505]

I don't think Disney knows how to write real characters, male or female. None of the characteristics of the people they write actually exist in the real world.

[@DirkusTurkess]

Hear me out Hollywood, maybe diversity isn't our strength?

[@zwalafmalahesh1470]

I reckon some universal basic income would get more working class people into the arts.

[@nunyabidness8281]

So Drinker made a Private Video today… sick ass invite! :P (on the 11th)

[@theExile45]

i enjoyed the first twilight drunk.... the other ones i collectively i flicked through through them... lol just skipping pirated videos lol... probably viewed the other 4 movies in the space of an hour to see what it was all about... there was a lot of hype in the chat i was in :P

[@theExile45]

i'm never around for these things.. no doubt you would find me annoying as fook...!

[@CinemaGulp]

Not real interested in contributing today Mauler? I feel like drinkers corpse would’ve been more verbal.

[@planebreach]

You don't know about Cynthia Rotrock ?! ?! ... dude ... Her Honk Kong movie fights are pretty good. The american ones ... not so much.

[@theExile45]

why are the wokerati so vicious with there dehumanization of the dehumanizers?

[@scottrandell4281]

Generally agree with most of your reviews, but have to say that I really liked the Witcher. Since I knew nothing of the source material, I had 0 expectations when watching the first 2 seasons. While the 1st was confusing due to the constant time jumps and not knowing any of the characters or places, I reallly liked it. I think for some things like The Witcher it's better not knowing anything and coming in blind to it and just enjoy what someone put together. See how it goes once Henry Cavill leaves, as he was the main reason I wanted to watch it in the first place. But if I can get a good or better yet great Superman II out of it, I'll take him leaving the show.

[@stephenoleary9579]

China o'brien how did you not know that. And sonya for mortal kombat was based on her. So disappointed in you guys.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Dracula Untold 2 will be better than most of MCU

[@patrickjuma1373]

They are making it ? thought paramount cancelled their "monster cinematic universe "after failure of the mummy with tom cruise

[@TheOppl]

Be great if MauLer could even pretend to focus on this. You can literally hear whatever he's watching or playing through his microphone at times. Least Drinker always has the manners to give his audience his attention. Sad.

[@damienfritz5626]

Yeah, be it on Open Bar or Real BBC, it really feels like he's just half-assing it: Only speaks when spoken to, or when someone brings up a topic he's hyper passionate about. Once very full moon he'll bring up a topic on his own, but that's the exception. Other than that, he either chimes in with the bare minimum contribution, or just stays silent. Seriously, it's especially noticeable on Real BBC, where you'd have long ass stretches of time, and a handful of topics fly by without him giving any meaningful contribution or even speaking a single word. Which would be fine if he was some guest who's not that comfortable being live in front of thousands of people, but he's been a quasi-full-time podcaster for more than 4 years now, and he's supposed to be the co-host on those streams. I don't know how much of a cut he gets from those streams, and I'm sure he's very good friends with Drinker, Gary, Az and Nina, but it really comes across as though he's just managed to snatch a co-host position on some buddies' podcasts so that he could generate income while he does the mundane behind the scenes work related to his own projects (looking through footage, video editing, redrafting ...etc), or plays video games, thinking that it wouldn't be a big deal since he's not on camera.

[@TheOppl]

@@damienfritz5626 couldn’t agree more. Every word.

[@chasehedges6775]

Avatar 2 looks mediocre but the younger actors look fantastic and I can’t wait to see their performances