Public Toilets | Michael Mcintyre Stand Up Comedy

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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet

[@ummtalhah313]

He's probably the only comedian whose whole bit is just to state everyday things people do and make it HILARIOUS 😅

[@ummtalhah313]

@Boris Erdogan hmm. I think other observational comedians kinda mix it up a bit though. This is literally all Michael McIntyre does.

[@lizadoesray]

How about Jerry Seinfeld? All observational comedy.

[@ozzydozzy1]

Billy Connely

[@Max-eh3gj]

Peter Kay

[@abigailmitchell2198]

Lee Evans

[@aviationlba747]

Seriously, the most relatable comedian in existence.

[@purplez4785]

Except for lee evans

[@warrior2835]

@@purplez4785 who is lee evans?

[@warrior2835]

I actually think that Rowan Atkinson is the funniest

[@bloodreddemons69]

Rowan Atkinson and Michael MacIntyre are the best

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

He's very much like Jasper Carrot with a bit of Lee Evens thrown in.

[@gillian1315]

He is winning at observational comedy - truly a work of art. Pissing myself every time lol

[@Gherkinlife]

Couldn't find a loo then?

[@Megz1501]

Dãndy Liõn 😂😂

[@waywardgoddess7219]

Just don't do it on the seats LOL

[@worsten32]

So it was you.. -.-

[@bryehoran4557]

@@Gherkinlife or the sea 😂

[@dynamo1726]

Who else spends 5 minutes trying to find a clean cubicle in a public toilet.😂

[@Huntedj20]

Yup,

[@linda8457]

Dev Patel that and checking the lock to make sure you don’t get stuck in there😳

[@ksportz66]

Dev Patel - impossible... I hold... unless on long haul flight :/

[@wendymckeown7206]

Q@@Huntedj20

[@chiagarerern6073]

i scour every single cubicle on EVERY floor of a mall until i find the "perfect" one. if not i'll just hold it in😂

[@tinklegaming2298]

why is it there is always someone who finds the need to sit in the cubicle next to you when there is 4 other empty cubicles 😂

[@derlangsame4471]

Because that is the second cleanest one after yours

[@Gherkinlife]

Ironically named tinkle too lol.

[@tinklegaming2298]

@@Gherkinlife hehe :P

[@colinweir5807]

The Deal or No Deal runner up.

[@island661]

The same reason they decide to park their car right next to you, when you and deliberately tried to park away from people. 🙄

[@deefee701]

I've always loved how Michael makes us laugh at our everyday lives but I just realised that he is highlighting the utter absurdities of our society.

[@wildnfree101]

Usually I don't find toilet jokes funny, but has always Michael McIntyre made me laugh.

[@incognitos4342]

T Iger cuz you’re the one who pees and poops everywhere except the toilet 😂😂😂

[@leonbanks5728]

You can say it was toilet humour.

[@lordtachocolate3568]

Icheal Ackinkacker back for another absolute banger

[@romainsavioz5466]

🦷

[@hamishdonaldson8240]

Its not Icheal Akinkacker its icheal Ackinkacker

[@lordtachocolate3568]

Hamish Donaldson *confused face of the receptionist intensifies*

[@jessicaj8564]

Sir would you like a wan kee??

[@eleanorblackledge8842]

Jessica J one of his best joke no joke

[@jenniferlane8675]

Watching this man is hazardous to my health. I laugh so hard I basically stop breathing!! How does he know so much about my life???

[@LiveLake]

This man is the funniest man alive. (Edit) ik it's only 41 likes but it's the most I've got on a comment so thanks.

[@jodistewart4452]

I love Michael McIntyre

[@abuladula]

I've listened to the same jokes many times yet it's still funny as heck. I don't think there are many comedians who are timeless as he is.

[@ferlvs]

His hability to make people laugh is boundless! I'm Brazilian, live in Brazil and still, he is my favourite comedian!

[@ktstankg2736]

what I like about you Michael is that you treat the audience with respect unlike other comedians. Keep on going... good luck!

[@charlottebrossette1749]

Every bit of his performance is funny, the jokes, the floppy hair, the intonation...

[@benfadhil5204]

McIntyre is the most relatable comedian! He beats every American comedian.

[@podiapod888]

Ben Fadhil American comedians aren’t even funny, compared to the Brits, IMHO.

[@spoon8179]

@@podiapod888 that because American comedy is not funny to us brits

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@spoon8179 well it would if they spoke english

[@Prophetic_Piano]

@@copperrose4376 How bout Matthew Perry?

[@katieviolin3621]

I find American comedy funny. I dont think they need to get our dry humour,its still funny in itself

[@Space2010]

The toilet seat run was hilarious🤣

[@kaypendergast5676]

I found it very funny too.

[@guineapigland5656]

I love how he turned a little mistake into a whole extra joke 😂

[@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl]

which mistake?

[@dancophobe1]

He did?

[@whatsinaname3561]

The toilet door not going above your head??

[@thatloganr4819]

One of the most iconic comedians ever.

[@deanbarton8960]

Have you ever been to a school bathroom, if there is a door you have one the jackpot

[@itsskyler98]

Dean Barton or a toilet in general

[@tcbuses]

If you find one with out shit and piss and Jordan’s number on the wall. FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY, AND DONT WANT A GOOD TIME! Jesus Christ

[@DH-of7ri]

Mission impossible: Try to eat while watching Michael McIntyre

[@jobloggs5248]

i know he puts you off

[@DH-of7ri]

@@jobloggs5248 no, because I can't stop laughing

[@IdahoDali]

I learned the hard way not to pull cones while listening to Michael McIntyre.

[@suzannebowers8634]

I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.

[@Just-SomeGuy]

Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again. Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again. If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door. Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!

[@bigsistruck]

Haha yes! I always make sure the stall has the hook for my purse or I won't use it!

[@carolynworthington8996]

Ross Yes!

[@johnlloyddy7016]

And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.

[@johnlloyddy7016]

And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.

[@silvasilvasilva]

It's even worse at airports, where people will certainly have some kind of luggage and there's just not enough room in the cubicles.

[@ftroop2000]

Haven't laughed like that in many years🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@steveshuffle]

The toilet door description got my in tears of laughter

[@brandonfletcher2842]

He done a Marathon walking around the stage

[@Bangsy3000]

i don't like ur pfp 😐

[@brandonfletcher2842]

Lucy Rose how comes ?

[@Exceltiaawesome]

Lucy Rose Same. I would have liked the comment otherwise. That’s a huge yikes.

[@seanblack8652]

I’m on the toilet as I’m watching and I’ve never laughed so hard at something so relatable

[@raven6606]

Absolutely love this guy uploading his specials at bits of a time for us peasants to view them freely. Class act.

[@sharonozvenom]

The Tai chi comment about the tap is so true 😂😂

[@jackfrost2146]

A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"

[@ambercarp9909]

it's 2 am and im trying to be quiet while laughing my head off 😂

[@DragonLuver44]

How can 5 people vote him down? Michael is a genius! LOVE MICHAEL!

[@emilyalcorn3547]

12 now... it’s a disgrace! Michaels hilarious 😂

[@emilian7052]

17 now

[@asterunum]

I bet they're public bathroom designers and/or cleaners.

[@winifredrobinson5132]

Aliens?

[@ceridwen04]

One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.

[@barbshircel9154]

Oh my gosh... I have tears running down my face... My family is wondering if I am OK. Laughing and crying at the same time. Great compellation.

[@targetbull2718]

This is every time for me in the services

[@Sunflower-es1br]

Hahahahahahahaha So hilarious !! The fact that it is so true makes it so much funnier and how you deliver it. You are fabulous

[@louiserobinson410]

Watching this and realised I was crying with laughter.

[@racheldemain1940]

He makes everything we cope with daily, hilarious.

[@Secarious]

I haven't laughed so hard I nearly choked in years.

[@marycanary86]

"kicks off the lock" that kick x'D

[@jackpot7898]

Comedy is everywhere, he know the way to see and express it. Legend!

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?! ... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD

[@dylanromani2596]

honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross. idk why people are nasty.

[@AndorRadnai]

1:48 that kick was unexpectedly vigorous!

[@kriddius]

We have those air blades at work, motion sensors, and literally 90%+ of the workforce can't get them to work. Day in. Day out. Months on end, still doing tai chi every break period

[@irisgallati]

This is how these modern companies want to make work-life-balance easy for you...😅🤣🤣😜🥴🦸‍♀️💃🕺🤺🤸‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🙏👘

[@markfox1545]

'Literally 90%'? So...90%, you mean....

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

"DEAL!"🤣 I know that feeling. My 12 year old learned the hard way to check for to toilet paper BEFOREHAND.

[@darrengilmore4387]

Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

[@lizzieisweird12]

2:46 Got this far before I was about ready to cave in with laughter

[@carol-annemartin401]

wish you had a one hour video of your show . your so funny love it

[@jacetaneneko_vt]

Never did I think I needed to see a Saturday night TV host and comedian rant about public shitting.

[@WxB2001]

0:00 - 4:18 This was one of my favourite bits of the DVD. I was in stitches 😂😂

[@dark_light1013]

I actually love this man I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@billskarsgardchrisevans]

He's so relatable Him and Lee Evan's are too brilliant when it comes to being moods 😂

[@tonyp3790]

Brilliant comedy at its best for sure thanks Michael ..

[@afiqrizal9949]

you're my favorite comedian keep up the good work👍👍👍

[@michaelnaisbitt7926]

His humour is so artistically delivered he should be made prescribed viewing for those folks who suffer depression 😊

[@gandurk]

In this context the term "stand-up" gets added meaning

[@shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508]

WARNING! Not to be watched while bursting for a pee....unless already on the loo.....it will not end well 😂😂😂

[@lastjellyontheplate8828]

I was watching holding it in then saw your comment, so had to pause and go have a pee before it ended badly 👍

[@tigerstranger617]

I love him!

[@rebeccaswift7588]

Omg I love michael!..he makes me laugh everytime!..

[@hennyc6556]

Brilliant. Have seen Michael live. Amazing.

[@gaminglindis66]

Favourite comedian ❤️💙

[@matejarodi6947]

Unbeliiiiavable on point, my point exactly, just geniusly interpreted🤩 🙈 as always...

[@kripashanthi]

Funniest guy ever! I can watch him and laugh my heads out any time

[@DoubleDeckerAnton]

I can relate sooo much...🤣

[@cindygiesbrecht3146]

The truth is that they sign off on the 'cleaning' checklist without ever cleaning anything.

[@jessicaj8564]

Do you always presume people.are stupid ?

[@ksportz66]

Cindy Giesbrecht - I always wipe my a*rse on the checklist

[@clickbait7949]

Jessica J well I assume ur stupid

[@user-bt7pj4un5h]

Having grown up -- until I got fed up -- with Richard Pryor and others specialising in lewd humour, Michael is a breath of fresh air!

[@dancophobe1]

His sketch about bees and wasps is my favorite. Total panicker here, not gonna lie. 😂

[@goaway2803]

Thank you again and I remember being half cut and I had no idea how to get the water to flow in a club, so I had asked other girls. Take care of yourself, Mate

[@karenschroeder1918]

Michael is definitely my favourite comedian! 😅

[@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl]

i cant get enough of this

[@patiencekillz]

Gives Michael in the bathroom a whole new meaning

[@char-su9vu]

Oh my gosh this is so funny!! 😂🤣😂 so true!

[@francissummers1766]

Lol this guy 😂

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Where are the seats, who are you?😂👍 About accessing water from modern faucets, I was in Rome many years ago, went to the loo in a pizza place. It took me ages to figure out there was a foot pedal under the sink for the water faucet! A lot of Tai Chi went on before that!😂👍

[@brankicasaljicmilenkovic1175]

The best💜

[@rachelculloden80]

The KING of comedy

[@mjjacobsen7529]

😂lmao👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻thats f/ing hilarious nearly 😆peed myself🤣

[@lindab8397]

Michael YOU ARE the funniest guy ever ,,,, I am going to die laughing 😂 ❤️

[@jemmaj2919]

Now i understand why toilets with motion sensors have pee allover the place 😂

[@cranium33333]

Good god look at the calf’s on that guy!!😂🤣😂

[@cherbrowne1637]

Great observation and dares to say the things we daren't 😀

[@lynngilman1402]

Omg he is brilliant!

[@mst4309]

I thought, by the thumbnail, that the corona brain virus has reached Michael.

[@__0w0__]

I can’t stop laughing

[@madeleinelambourne529]

like the backup! lol!

[@bluzebra6650]

Ah I love ya man

[@brucecorson9167]

Just discovered you. Funniest stuff ever.

[@xpertah2441]

You got us

[@everogersdownunder1242]

He's so right! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@randomyoutubeperson6954]

@3:25 🤣 the shitting feet of strangers!!

[@kessangla7864]

I don't even live in this country and it's hilarious 😂

[@alihughes3728]

When I was little, I picked up a toilet seat, realised it was heavy and dropped it on the floor. It smashed.

[@bryehoran4557]

The public loo is way too relatable. Lol I’m always afraid I’ll fart or something in the loo and someone will see me later in the store because they noticed my shoes and will laugh at me or talk behind my back. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@princesslollypop7764]

He is so normal I love it

[@fayea78]

Well, in olden days Asia, the toilet doors really just covered the middle.

[@jessicaj8564]

How long ago?

[@ruuoxi]

yea..imagine the queuing though...watching the man poop for your next turn, or being watched by a bunch of strangers while you're pooping...

[@zoyajafri3792]

lol this man breathes and I start laughing

[@wolemercy]

Brilliant

[@oreooreo481]

the tiny loo door with your head sticking out? literally China....if you're lucky. no joke. 🤣

[@kristib3633]

I couldn’t figure out how to get the automatic paper towel dispenser to work. An Amish lady showed me how to work it!

[@Redrally]

I'm a gal, but seriously, I'm the 'creepy guy' that loves those Dyson airblades. I love 'em to bits and I'm convinced I creep people out

[@LeiaOrgana777]

I love Dyson airblades 😂

[@Crispy99999]

MICHAEL MCINTYRE IS A GOD!