r/HFY TFOS# 662 - Euclidean Geometry & Human Terminator (r/HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

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Original Story :
/ euclidean_geometry
/ human_terminator
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{TimeStamps}
00:00 Intro
00:28 Euclidean Geometry by u/skank__hunt
12:38 Human Terminator by u/HardlightCereal
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
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Пікірлер: 85
@deathhog
@deathhog 3 жыл бұрын
I would've gone for the relativistic approach: "Yes, the curved path is shortest. But only because the space we drift within is itself curved. Once you get away from any stellar bodies, there is no curve to space, and the ellipse *becomes* a line. Fun isn't it?"
@darth_dan8886
@darth_dan8886 3 жыл бұрын
I mean there seems to be an innate misunderstanding of the difference between "shortest" and "quickest" path in play
@ornu01
@ornu01 3 жыл бұрын
Perception, perception, perception. Also, your lying eyes, and your brain is just lazy.
@jacobfoss7783
@jacobfoss7783 2 жыл бұрын
@@ornu01 The brain is NOT lazy(we wouldn't have the technology that we do otherwise)! It just takes shortcuts.
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobfoss7783 by expending the least amount of energy possible to do a task, as well as the rest of your body. But you are right, lazy isn't the right word. Overly parsimonious, stingy and mizerly, on the other hand. . . Also Greedy.
@johns9652
@johns9652 Ай бұрын
@@darth_dan8886 Yes. I came to the comments to say something similar, but you had the drop on me by 2 years. Even we present day Humans have had to do things like slingshot craft past gravity wells for a more efficient, but not straight line course.
@MarkGast
@MarkGast 3 жыл бұрын
Turning movies into reality is as dangerous as messing with The Algorithm11! Better get Euclid, Temporal Agent for Earth.
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
There is a reason why models and theories are tested. Like the math that says nukes equal time travel. Math is great, but you always need to experiment. That is how we are so perplexed that subatomic particles don't match models.
@fist-of-doom487
@fist-of-doom487 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair we still aren’t entirely sure you aren’t thrown through time by a nuke. Theirs very little to disprove that model
@Nyghtking
@Nyghtking 2 жыл бұрын
@@fist-of-doom487 Well i'm sure we'll find out at some point if a bunch of Japanese people start appearing.
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын
​@@NyghtkingWellll, unless they also happen to be teleporters (or the time travel is gravitationally bound), they would end up floating in space millions of miles away.
@lukkaredwolf3534
@lukkaredwolf3534 3 жыл бұрын
For the euclidean Algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@cassiswyrm8121
@cassiswyrm8121 3 жыл бұрын
Algie Ralgie.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
For the swarm
@draconusspiritus1037
@draconusspiritus1037 Жыл бұрын
When your course is plotted specifically, exclusively line of sight. Then yes, the shortest path in space would be an ellipse. Because your target is always moving. If instead you plot your course according to where your target will be when you arrive. Knowing it's direction and speed of movement. Like leading your target with a weapon. You cannot hit your target by shooting where it is now. Because you know it will not be there by the time your munitions arrive. You aim and shoot where your target will be.
@firstnamelastname7124
@firstnamelastname7124 3 жыл бұрын
Just use the pythagorean theorem long end of the triangle is food closest end is an asteroid the starting point is the alien the fastest route is the straight line
@najroe
@najroe Жыл бұрын
For the mighty AlGoRiIThM, may it favour us all.
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 2 жыл бұрын
tu-ru dut-du duru-duru-dut-tut-tuu, tu-rut-tut-tuu tu-duu! thank you for reading and be the algorythm with us all! edit: the second story^^ "theorietical modelling" i find this concept is one that definetely should be explored further. in every way, our fantasy and ability to invent scenarios and parallel worlds i the quintessential ability to theoretically model anything. Imagine a xenos species that got into contact with our vast library of pop-culture, literature, games and movies. they could potentially be overwhelmed by the amount of "forethought" we put into imagining what might happen.
@mhelm7842
@mhelm7842 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, the initial post for the first story has been deleted. enjoyed the stories!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
I think the author removed all their stories off of Reddit
@ragnorockcookie2868
@ragnorockcookie2868 3 жыл бұрын
But why why would they do that
@katakana1
@katakana1 3 жыл бұрын
It can still be read here: www.removeddit.com/r/HFY/comments/hxeff0/euclidean_geometry/
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
Ride the short bus when it comes to geometry.
@Erraddo
@Erraddo 3 жыл бұрын
The elliptical bus?
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 3 жыл бұрын
Well, there really isn't much difference between a biblical angel and an eldrich horror. In form or function. Makes one wonder.
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly 2 жыл бұрын
It's important to note that demons are just angels that were cast out from heaven. Meaning biblical angels depictions also easily apply to demons.
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын
@@CorwinTheOneAndOnly fair point
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm protects the algorithm destroys
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@firstnamelastname7124
@firstnamelastname7124 3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away
@brentonverlo7419
@brentonverlo7419 3 жыл бұрын
Achievement: ALGORITHM ACOLYTE: 200 comments on channel (agro Squerril)
@lawrencehagge3199
@lawrencehagge3199 Ай бұрын
Let's play a game of pool. Geometry gets simpler.
@arobidy
@arobidy 3 жыл бұрын
May the algorithm be praised
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@onewithpunstheascended9334
@onewithpunstheascended9334 3 жыл бұрын
May the Algorithm and RNJesus be with you
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm and RNJesus
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
The Space Whales aren't big enough nerds apparently.
@dragonriderabens9761
@dragonriderabens9761 Жыл бұрын
Terminator was an odd choice Time travel is a big part of it, but the real danger is in the AI If you want a cautionary tale on time travel, I’d recommend Back to the Future Why not Dr. Who? That more glorifies how much of a joy ride it can be
@nexusdrop7863
@nexusdrop7863 Жыл бұрын
It is the same problem as Frankenstein: humans attacked the creation so the creation struck back. 'They tried to pull the plug.' Ultimately the time travel was the Grand Father paradox, it created itself. Succeeding in removing Connor removes the reason why it existed in the first place. It was really about the paradox. Think it was.... systm (forgot the spelling) where T-Connor says something about multiple independent timelines (multiverse, he left original and is now in a completely independent one). Don't really accept anything past T2 as canon.
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын
At least the giant space whales are friendly.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
The shortest distance is not necessarily the shortest path.
@pilodrou4213
@pilodrou4213 2 жыл бұрын
...yes... yes it is... it might not be the fastest, but it is the shortest.
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 2 жыл бұрын
The shortest distance is the path light takes, which looks like a straight line unless space is VERY curved. Unless you exist in a universe with FTL travel... in which case the shortest line is whatever path the fastest form of FTL takes... I think. Anyway, Euclidean Geometry is based one the assumption of a flat plane/space. Which as one video I watched on Euclidean geometry pointed out, is only approximately true over short distances and isn't actually true over very long (astronomical) distances.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
@@pilodrou4213 It is not a path if you can't walk it.
@pilodrou4213
@pilodrou4213 2 жыл бұрын
@@calvingreene90 I'm curious to know what your thoughts on flight paths are?
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
@@pilodrou4213 Do you have wings sprouting out of your back.
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
thanks for the stories and narration
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
9.1k subs yesterday. 9.16k this noon.
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 3 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын
Blessed be the Prophet
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@got2kittys
@got2kittys 3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm 3 4 5.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
345
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Thejigholeman
@Thejigholeman 3 жыл бұрын
euclidian is pronounced as You-Clid-EE-in
@3PercentNeanderhal
@3PercentNeanderhal 3 жыл бұрын
"To Correct And Serve"
@Ander-5187
@Ander-5187 3 жыл бұрын
Did the intro say mentlegens instead of gentlemens?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yarp , well gents cause that makes a little more sense than gens
@ShiKageMaru
@ShiKageMaru 2 жыл бұрын
Yoo-klidd-eon
@sydneydaum9204
@sydneydaum9204 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@nos2342
@nos2342 2 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm is all
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@whowhat4573
@whowhat4573 3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm be pleased.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
82nd, 3 July 2023
@Fallenscion
@Fallenscion 3 жыл бұрын
Just as a note, your pronunciation of both "Euclidian" and "analogous" are very off.
@bewarethegreyghost
@bewarethegreyghost Жыл бұрын
English has to be a second language for you, how do you keep mispronounced words? Any slightly uncommon word and you mispronounced it. It this an AI generated narration? It's "yoo-CLIDian" geometry. Apathy, epitome, entomb, tome, meme, memetic, and many more. You keep saying them exactly wrong, story to story. Why?
@bewarethegreyghost
@bewarethegreyghost Жыл бұрын
You just did it again, prodigious, prodigy, these aren't hard words. I've heard you mispronounce "Gloucestershire" your English accent is fake, you're fake.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
Because there is more than one English accent in the world. This was also the period where I had a partially blown out voice and had to force it , which makes the enunciation of words different. Thank you for the views even though the content is not up to your standard, it is appreciated.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@milohobo9186
@milohobo9186 3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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