Relaxing with Tessa Brooks Vlogs

[@alexandrabozoova3357]

_Maybe she accidently uploaded the parts she cut out..._

[@gingergamergirl98]

Potato Salad Holy shit I didn’t even think of that as a possibility...are you a video editor, by chance?

[@joegus]

Potato Salad look at ur likes in tjis comment

[@CrystalGlitter1995]

Im a better youtuber lol

[@Thunderbolt5827]

Rebecca Galloway no. That’s all I have to say.

[@charityfannon7638]

So true

[@okay6470]

I honestly thought the gif was edited in by Danny

[@thereslettuce2147]

ahahahah me too

[@laurenbirney5613]

Hold up it wasn't?

[@okay6470]

lauren birney no, Tessa put it in her video exactly the way it’s shown in this video

[@laurenbirney5613]

@@okay6470 😂

[@Always_so_late]

okay me to!

[@FrenkTheJoy]

This is like when you're a bad/inexperienced writer who can't write action scenes, so you're writing like 'We went surfing. It was fun.' and that's the entire surfing scene.

[@sallyr8384]

That's exactly what my diary is like

[@warmchai]

@@sallyr8384 yes sometimes my hands get to lazy to write down that whole experience

[@Nike_IV]

Why does your pfp fit this comment so well, mister Banjo Hagrid

[@Cinic-minecraft]

Past me is shivering in his boots-

[@Tw0Dots]

@@Nike_IV damn rip

[@alm2587]

danny didn’t say bye, i’m not allowed to leave. i’ve been here three months already. send help.

[@jeremykane4007]

Stuck here forever. It’s month 4, no place left to go..quarantine with a single video

[@hikk1pilled]

Did you come here September 2020?

[@femcelfootjob]

day 867, food is running out, and i've become a mere husk of the woman i once was. I can only hope the others made it out safely. I should've never clicked this video, and she warned me not to, but of course, that only piqued my interest Please send help I'm going to die here

[@hikk1pilled]

@@femcelfootjob we are sending help now stay where you are

[@femcelfootjob]

@@hikk1pilled im unable to leave this video, so staying in one place should be easy

[@BeStudios6]

So she never actually showed the friend zone part that she advertised?

[@squidwardsnose3069]

no but she tells you she did it so you have to believe her

[@dissonantdreams]

For like 3 seconds at the start of the video. Great content there from Tessa 👍😂

[@mera4309]

That's what I was asking too.

[@hollberryy]

Ikr I was about to comment this, it's already a not very exciting name, and then it's completely clickbait 😂

[@karleeviator3510]

danny roasts the fuck out of people without saying any actual mean shit its unclockable

[@dina-jj5bb]

karlee viator right and it’s kinda hard to tell when he’s being sarcastic😂😂

[@limitless_valley]

Veteran Greg

[@alexandrabenny5430]

the passive aggressiveness of this video is why I love Danny

[@PsychoChanGacha]

Lol yes

[@DaviniaHill]

*boringvlogs*

[@toastytoast3271]

888 like

[@Hey_Jamie]

Pretty sure the fact he calls them _boring_ vlogs is the opposite of passive aggressive. He's being very open about his (minor) aggressiveness.

[@birdie1086]

PsychøChxqn Gⱥchⱥ b o r i n g v l o g s ssssssssss 😗

[@Dogtles]

Her vlogs are like when you're dreaming and the events of the dream just keep skipping forward to the next part of the dream.

[@kingpeedorah]

I wear a mask

[@Dogtles]

@@kingpeedorah very responsible

[@jxrru]

@@kingpeedorahokay

[@cosmoclancy]

To this day Danny’s wind noise impression amazes me

[@missgrreen9398]

Cameron Joseph Right? I had to play it back again.

[@glittersoop]

AHAHAHA SAME

[@venividivivi]

6:31

[@certifiedbootygoon]

Oh my god I'm glad I'm not the only one impressed by that!

[@patrickloftis7196]

I first read this as "Wind nose" and was really confused.

[@taraborthwick9259]

but wait... *there wasn't even a friendzoning part?*

[@cuteasstrash5073]

I thought about that too lmao

[@steakdressing9091]

Yeah lmao they said the word freindzone, like what tf do we get from a single word

[@wadvukbruh1623]

Lol

[@domilink9747]

tiredtara I didn’t even notice that because the video was too boring.

[@mariamgomaa1242]

I was way to invested in the cringe to notice

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

WHERE'S MY GREGS!?

[@TraZox]

Danny Gonzalez i'm early love me

[@addonna7028]

Ayy

[@elikinsey5763]

Danny Gonzalez here

[@elikinsey5763]

Was saw my Gregs

[@pinkiepie2047]

Danny Gonzalez aYy

[@LANEcor3]

Greg G: Gonzalez R: Reaction E: Entertainment G: GOODEN

[@sforbesgocka]

gooden ranny e gooden

[@astererererer_]

great realistic extraordinary garden

[@mia-tr4shm4n50]

Greg Reg Eg G

[@Apollo_G]

why did I read this as G G R E G

[@pineapple423]

G fastest R growing E channel on G KZbin Don’t look that up

[@minhlede]

that audio quality is so disturbing. is it the mic or her voice? not sure.

[@Lisa-iz7ek]

Both

[@mksabourinable]

For real tho. I managed to find a decent clip on mic on Amazon for like $11 CAD. Just. Please. Your phone plus a cheap clip on mic would be an improvement ffs

[@wowiezowie1]

Minh Le i think it’s autotune

[@mea7109]

Minh Le both 😂

[@Vickpiure]

Minh Le everything

[@rayna6284]

Blue is definitely your colour

[@sisnbroyo3292]

Most def fam 👌

[@JesusChrist-rr7nt]

colououuouuououur or color

[@basementboy7055]

Airyel Edwards I’m American but I’ve been taught Colour. Idk

[@basementboy7055]

Blue is his colour

[@howdy1812]

PANda PAN holy frick! I’m pan too. 💖💛💙

[@KaceyXamComics]

I was just watching old Danny gonzalaz videos and i just realised that Danny won the pewdiepie vs tseries war by getting to 100 million subs first

[@tracimoyer9879]

okay true

[@diego9004]

GREG IS THE FASTEST GROWING ARMY

[@zohair239]

I’m the 1800th person to like ur comment :)

[@hybridslinky4829]

But drew has the only channel on youtube... ?

[@madisongraham2084]

u can tell Danny lied that he was on Ellen bc he said she was very nice

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

lol

[@meliycon-roma4112]

lmaoo

[@englishatheart]

Is using actual words that hard?

[@fishcocaine5928]

@@englishatheart is understanding simple slang that hard for you?

[@gagne6928]

@@englishatheart lol weirdest hill to die on

[@misseli1]

3:30 "Lost My Virginia" The entire state?

[@zainabj7032]

ellie

[@anniecampbell2653]

what do you mean I misplace it all the time

[@aki9059]

Annie Campbell exactly me too

[@hatsunememekuoisaneet]

ellie

[@codyallen2838]

You haven't lost your Virginia? Pfft, nerd.

[@laurennicole04]

When she dabbed fifteen times at the radio station....CRINGE.

[@moonlight-im8ik]

I thought she was broken or something !

[@user-mb7sl8ss6p]

More like broken record... Radio station.. records... Ahh.... 😒

[@jackiedelgado5293]

I cringed soooooo hard

[@arammedani359]

i made that 999 turn into 1k. You're welcome

[@entity42]

@@moonlight-im8ik oh she is!

[@jacobgandin5618]

“She doesn’t add in any of that extra stuff like humor, or cleverness, or excitement” I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@zaria_treasuress]

After 2 years I’m still laughing 😂😂

[@salvetre3966]

@@zaria_treasuress after 4years I'm still laughing

[@chinamcrich290]

are you still dying because that would be a little a bit concerning

[@heyimhere7048]

@@chinamcrich290 guess we’ll never know 🤫

[@calebgilmore3962]

Or content

[@micahrv4405]

The reason she couldn’t show you the radio show is because she’s radio rebel Edit: Guys I’m really sorry to break it to you, but I’M Radio Rebel 😔

[@sforbesgocka]

hheheheh

[@alastorbutwithagun]

no i'm radio rebel!

[@born-of-fire]

no, I’M radio rebel!

[@laurenlovegood9513]

no IM RADIO REBEL

[@Oraerilla]

I’m radio rebel

[@rachelmoore1996]

They really don't have a personality. It's like the most popular kids in school....only they film everything they do.

[@maryk7262]

and they can't even do that right, they just film themselves talking about what they're going to do or just did, because filming themselves actually doing the thing would be too interesting

[@austinschmidt8228]

this an incel comment, except for teen girls

[@immortalsun]

You mean they film _before_ and _after_ everything they do.

[@djtheturtle1399]

@Jake-Amir Blumenfeldwitz but shes actually doing interesting things and only recording before and after them or just cutting it off early

[@PNDismyhusband]

The Immortal Sun-kun Tessa brooks was at a radio show thing, in Hawaii, is a part of team ten, and you’re telling me that she couldn’t come up with something interesting?

[@nightowl8477]

Did she just dab on the radio?

[@robinok3]

yes

[@hannahgeere4939]

i mean theres a reason why she cant talk book 🙄😂

[@angeL_ocracy]

Unfortunately, Yes

[@JennaLeigh]

nightowl she sure did. Brutal.

[@Maggie-hi6yo]

I wish she didn't

[@legalduidriving]

*I just lost my Virginia!* -Great Britain in 1776

[@Zidan07166]

Lol good one

[@LifewithAlelee]

underrated comment.

[@potato3551]

Lol

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

Lool

[@starcord9731]

Legend

[@Jeanniebugg]

I had surgery several years ago and my experience that day was similar to your "passing out" metaphor. I would open my eyes and someone would be there to visit me. I'd talk for about one minute and then close my eyes. The next time I opened them, someone different would be there. It happened 4 times - my husband, my father, and 2 different coworkers (I had surgery at the hospital that I worked at, so it wasn't unusual for my coworkers to visit me). But, it was the strangest thing. I just thought I was blinking my eyes - apparently I was passing out.

[@IDK-kv8ob]

Words were never spoken so eloquently.

[@olive2637]

"hey Greg it's me Danny" hey Danny it's me greg

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

hey greg it's me greg

[@fis8364]

hey danny it’s me danny

[@serenityhatesyou5553]

Hey Dreg, it's me Ganny

[@ejabaLIVE]

hey granny its me deg

[@monimon9460]

Hey gerg it’s me ynnad

[@iklv07]

G: fastest R: growing E: army G: on KZbin Don’t look that up.

[@kingcole9842]

Indigo Vukovich I did..... but the internet did say it’s true.... so I mean I think we good

[@zoemoore9401]

King Cole YOU LOOKED IT UP?!?!? OH MY GODDDD!!!! B-B-BUT HE SAID NOT TO!!! HES MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!

[@goatedcoconut2019]

OML KING COLE YOU ARE IN DANGER

[@kingcole9842]

Jaden mai I mean I’ve lived the last three days so I think I’m ok?

[@lorettalynn2723]

Oh no we're fgaoy's

[@astrawnamedrobbienowitsisa273]

i just watched a 18 min video about tessa brooks.... wow

[@kellsiegaldamez8875]

irrelevant same .-.

[@rachael9182]

The competition shook

[@lori3033]

irrelevant and he made a 18 minute video about Tessa Brooks... wow

[@mollyh4258]

yO itS tEssa BrooKs thE compEtitioN SHOOKETH

[@briannedurrant8434]

He made an 18 minutes and 36 second video about Tessa; get it right. 😋

[@cameronsitton501]

The fact that Danny literally showed the "something about a nuke" segment and then STILL caught me off guard with it is absolutely astounding. You always hear about people getting shot by Chekov's Gun, but you never expect it to be you

[@PiffPeterson]

THE COMPETITION WAS SHOOK

[@TheRealNabil]

Piff AINT TALKING BOOK

[@PiffPeterson]

Nabil PANERA IS YOUR HOME?!

[@penutbuterrhoohaboioioioin9511]

*So stop calling my phone* ✋✋

[@sarah5607]

*Im fly like a drone*

[@chepeolvera8057]

Sarah_ Xoxo They Buying like a loan.

[@soup1370]

The whole vlog felt like an Instagram story where you update people on what’s happening in between the stuff that’s happening

[@slaughterofelysium]

HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE?!?! Also yeah lmao- or like skipping through someone you don't care about's insta story because you're not bothered watching it- 😭

[@zeynepdavulcu5889]

his eyes r so dang pretty.

[@emiliecroft8503]

all of him is ugggghh

[@ashley-xz1jn]

S E aye, you can look but you can't touch

[@mousebutcool]

ally xo lucky wife, right?

[@LifewithAlelee]

"There's nothing forcing you to be a daily vlogger" major facts.

[@ellarose5845]

"You're just gonna stop mid-conversation and add in a me-" *Meme plays* "That's, it ma-" *Ad plays*

[@anti-socialwaffle155]

@Ella Rose The same happened to me lol

[@Lex-ej6iw]

Waffle Boi mhm same

[@Alex-hw9rb]

same thing happened to me

[@frogandtoadssharedaccount7223]

Oh my god, same! KZbin is spying on us...

[@captainawesome1779]

It’s a mid roll

[@Pixie-Alchemist]

If tessa brookes was a spice, she'd be flour

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

Pixie Alchemist 🤣

[@James-nl5pr]

Pixie Alchemist she has as much depth as an above ground swimming pool

[@ditemametja5257]

And I oop😂😂😂

[@AtheistGamerz]

She has a lot of souces.

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

Pixie Alchemist if she was a book, she’d be two books.

[@guccigoddess2956]

Whenever they have their little periods of dabs, they look like they’re having a stroke Like jeez, chill outttt

[@zzzzz6599]

GUCCI GODDESS I laughed more than I was supposed to at this

[@brandaccountname9833]

Says GUCCI GODDESS

[@alexcovey4056]

it’s too exciting.

[@awesomejb9646]

When I had my stroke I sure did not do any cringy dabs. My left side of my face was a little droopy, and was tingly and numb, and my left arm also was tingly. Zero dabs were done. 😏

[@eadie4300]

GUCCI GODDESS love your profile picture

[@almon_4716]

I have an identical hat to that. I’m never wearing it again. Thanks Danny.

[@hahafunny1317]

No you should wear it, if you like how it looks on you, wear it !!! Fuck what everyone else says (realistically I know this is a joke but maybe someone needs to hear this lol)

[@bohemianraspberry6010]

just don’t be tessa brooks

[@Heyimjustriver]

@@bohemianraspberry6010 I love your username

[@laysthechip3356]

Same 😔

[@omi_may]

Danny is such a fashion designer

[@BeaCanSeeYou]

dannys eyes said: 🔵👄🔵

[@minahr.6370]

Or : 🔵👃🔵

[@Chris-yt3sl]

@@minahr.6370 Combine forces 🔵👃🔵 👄

[@AlexM-wl2qu]

Cant unsee

[@kyburz2008]

deep

[@AlexM-wl2qu]

@@kyburz2008 council of water sheep

[@elenadelcampo6292]

When did she friendzone someone in the video? Wasn't that what the vlog was about?

[@drewcarroll8197]

it was at the beginning lol

[@elenadelcampo6292]

Flo love yours too 😂

[@pastaenjoyer6958]

I think she just added it in the beginning and was like, okay, they already saw that so I won’t bring it up again.

[@EricMtuhuru]

Maybe he edited it out or just didn't show that because it was pointless and he already talked about it....

[@dmystermillion9626]

She friend zoned her hat

[@mattgeorge5195]

Danny looks like he’s about to cry

[@jeamsis]

It's because Tessa's vlog was so beautiful

[@LilKingler]

always. his constantly distressed look is how we know he "isn't drew" q

[@pineapple423]

Aren’t we all about to cry?

[@jackos225]

@@pineapple423 ouch. But true. 😂😂

[@ruesylvester]

@@pineapple423 no lol

[@kroseandpen4671]

G: greatest R: rising E: empire? G: greg

[@slytherinpride1291]

And the cycle starts anew

[@brokenb0n35]

sp

[@kinda.svs.7471]

Ooh likes are at 69 must not ruin it

[@elenigrammatikou1229]

G.reatest R.ising E.mpire G.lobally

[@lovelyjuliexo]

okay but Tessa could’ve had a decent vlog, if she 1) actually recorded the interesting things she did/saw that day 2) fixed the audio 3) gotten a better camera in general 4) gotten rid of that hat...

[@emiwarble]

I actually really liked her hat :3

[@Laizerdisk]

I've always said that Friday by Rebecca Black would've been a good song if they changed A) the lyrics B) the video C) the singing and D) the backing track

[@swiftpig1229]

her vlogs are relaxing i enjoy how calm or “boring” it is

[@cheesecheese6950]

emiwarble Simp.

[@emiwarble]

@@cheesecheese6950 Oh, how rude! 0:

[@talvr.]

tessa brooks is so boring that i actually fell asleep halfway through this. I took a 40 minute nap, i never nap.

[@Kaylee4297]

ikr

[@krxstall]

You need to nap more, napping is the best thing in the world. Talia, please nap more.

[@trinitybethea5305]

Ikr

[@evalisaevalisa]

MᝪᝪN ᝨHE ᗯEiRDᝪ if I nap I wont be able to sleep at night, which isnt really handy because I already have sleeping problems (Don’t sleep till 12 even if I try to sleep, wake up at 3o’clock, and my minimum amount of sleep I get is 2 hours, my max is 5) So napping doesnt work for me either. I feel so sad not being able to enjoy sleeping whenever.

[@ellienyah]

Eva de Kruijf you should really see a doctor if you’re averaging less than 5 hours of sleep a night... that can’t be good for you

[@domocon44]

I like to imagine the non youtubers at dinner with Tessa Brooks are not only annoyed but also freaked out cuz she naturally sounds like bad vlog audio just in real life

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

You're walking through the park and suddenly you see a group of teens waving cameras around making choppy wind noises and inaudible screeches.

[@ameliab.5531]

Lmaoooo

[@404usernotfound_]

She's a true American cryptid

[@k.i429]

Lol

[@justelciex]

i miss 2017 when the most overwhelming thing in our lives was traffic

[@lennonforreal1111]

Why is her mic in the restaurant sound like she’s standing by an airplane

[@YeetMasterz]

Facts bro

[@lixianssanity9012]

I understand this comment is five months old... BUT PLANES EAT TOO MAN!

[@gurglewater]

Yeah, in one of the engines.

[@Ashethetics]

"I'm hangryyyyy" Tessa: *screeches like a vulture*

[@lindseybarney3402]

Why did this remind me of devil lele pons

[@sverre4311]

hi

[@mollykircher3104]

What if that was her reaction to everything?

[@calowenby1654]

“Why is she the devil?”

[@hayleeburris2662]

Wait... did she even say “I friend zoned him” in the actual video besides the intro???

[@camigooch8038]

Yeah she did!

[@dampesthydra7422]

@@camigooch8038 why the "!"?

[@Duck_469]

dampesthydra7 he’s just actually pissed that he didn’t hear it

[@jasmijndg]

Timestamp???

[@asmrtpop2676]

dampesthydra7 they said it excitedly or loudly or with enthusiasm.

[@akshitapery3700]

We did it Danny has more subscribers than her now

[@CJ-iz3mp]

greg really IS the fastest growing army on the internet

[@rqpp8]

Yep

[@Delainie-v8w]

She has 3.48 and he has 4.38

[@conormeehan.]

Danny is also super popular but I haven’t heard anything about her in 2 years at least

[@Wow-zf6fh]

why was she dabbing in a radio show, does she know people can't see her?

[@Augs_Cable]

kaiexel she was doing it for her vlog/camera that she set up there to record that dab and those other 2.5 seconds of the studio scene lol

[@amd_hawk7318]

Um.... how would you see her???????

[@blacklotus561]

If nobody could see it, then how did you comment on it?

[@hhtptai]

kaiexel the true question is, why is she still dabbing in 2018?

[@WRAITHMANE]

Taiyah Jackson it wasn’t made in 2018

[@madelynf7038]

Okay but your wind noise sound is spot on 👌

[@ayaqawas9447]

Why does Danny look like he’s fifteen in this video

[@dollarintheswearjar6829]

I'm not an expert but It's probably the different lighting and his haircut that make him look 3 years older

[@dollarintheswearjar6829]

@@cheesecheese6950 I was saying he's actually 12 as a joke I know he's an adult lol

[@neymarjr-xs1lu]

I thought it’s because he is maybe skinnier in this video than he is now?

[@natsuki4021]

Because Danny looks 15 in general

[@household.hermit]

Because he is

[@meep2404]

i genuinely could not remember if this video was by danny or drew. both men live rent free in my mind but also in the same apartment

[@abbreviatedalex2418]

bro I wanted to watch this video again but couldn't remember who it was, all I could remember was the "boring vlogs" text on the green background. so I searched "kurtis connor boring vlogs" which didn't bring this up, so I searched "drew gooden boring vlogs" and this was the first result.

[@alaina3782]

Tessa’s vlogs remind me of my super vague and half assed middle school English papers

[@cayleigh611]

Creed Bratton why is this so accurate

[@MyWifesSon69]

Creed Bratton that's every single vlog. even Casey neistats vlogs. Just cause he uses shots of drones doesn't mean they aren't all the same boring stuff

[@whopeedonmyblunt8561]

Creed Bratton i relate so much right now

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

Creed?

[@perlebabin7115]

Creed, you have a KZbin account?

[@ragenreyna6528]

At first i thought you added the meme 😂 it was so disconnected from the video lmao

[@lisbethberiguete6108]

Ragen Morgenroth same

[@l.illiad]

Me too

[@leylafuentes233]

Ragen Morgenroth sameeeee

[@deadchannel2771]

Exactly!

[@kat-nw5hh]

Ragen Morgenroth sameee

[@Slotha]

Sorry about the subs thing, sucks that Greg lost so many subs in a day.

[@komalpanda9076]

????

[@viktoriabrun6345]

Vítor Romagnoli because he got 100 mil and then lost it on the same day

[@SnubDolphin]

sad

[@KatieE-kq2rd]

Idk why James Charles got all this attention for losing 2mil in a week when Danny lost 98mil in a day 🤦‍♀️

[@SnubDolphin]

@@KatieE-kq2rd ikr. F for greg

[@soriachasauce]

To be honest, that hat makes her sorta look like a 2000s American Girl doll

[@arareanddifferenttune3130]

Memory unlocked

[@claranadine1086]

Dude yes 😂

[@GinaisaBAMF]

How to make better vlogs: Step 1: Sell your hat Step 2: Buy a new camera

[@hasmat.a7165]

Gina is a BAMF XD I read that the exact moment Danny said it

[@iiboxfox]

here is the excuse 1. my hat is too ugly 2. i'm broke

[@animeeti]

Gina is a BAMF step 3: buy a microphone

[@laniebananie1358]

Gina is a BAMF and fix audio

[@keri4148]

Oh and.... record stuff. Like not you telling us stuff when you could've easily could have recorded it.

[@mimi-ig5kr]

THE GIF OF THE GUY BLINKING I THOUGHT DANNY EDITED THAT IN LMAO

[@monicapetras8227]

I loved the whisper “Boring vlogs” title sequence 😂

[@limcritiques]

I can't be the only one who whispers along with him

[@mynameisgreg3033]

shahriar lim nah bro I whisper it too 😂😂

[@dawg-y6s]

rewatching old danny videos and oh my god he was actually bold and its so funny😭😭😭

[@Whydoyallkeeptalkingtokids]

Frr😂😂😂

[@danielfishburn7042]

Yeah I feel like he would never make a video this like aggressive now lmaooo like how he goes for her hat lmaoooo

[@_g0r3c0r3]

​@@danielfishburn7042 yes as u know.. the more subscribers u have the more famous u will become and more eyes will be on u and the number of ur haters will increase so u must be completely careful w any word u say and delete ur videos completely if u feel that u have been a lil bit "mean" in them cus they r "offensive" to some ppl and cus u will be a bad example for ur young followers and cus u will be canceled all over twitter and it will be too late to apologize and.. **takes a deep breath** its a never ending cycle..

[@talile8090]

*Is that your boy’s cologne?*

[@juded6720]

talile lol

[@santinaalessia7591]

*_I S T H A T Y O U R B O Y' S C O L O G N E?_*

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

is that your boys CHIMNEY SWEEP HAT!?!?

[@santinaalessia7591]

Danny Gonzalez oh lord

[@starylize]

I SMELL GOOD

[@beckystewart7288]

Danny definitely deserves way more subscribers than tessa

[@kellsiegaldamez8875]

Becky Stewart yeah

[@somechick6709]

Becky Stewart true!!!!!!

[@isabellaidc5282]

Yup

[@tessaelto1472]

hey fuck u

[@pugsterr3781]

tessa boi :(

[@xiamer7290]

Oh, I love how sometimes Tessa's audio doesn't sync up with the video.

[@iiitsRachel]

Maybe she thought she was pressing record when she was actually stopping recording, and just didn’t notice while editing

[@kaitshep7254]

lol and now Tessa's latest videos barely get a couple hundred thousand whereas Danny's get over a million every video 😂😂

[@abbyneugebauer]

Kait Shep lol

[@raelyne6514]

700th like and lolll

[@mynameisgreg3033]

Take that Tessa

[@annelisemarier2588]

Trueeeeeee

[@archiemillar8558]

owo

[@kylesunshine2731]

Poor Danny. :[ It’s sad that he can’t see the surfing and fireworks

[@firhoo3062]

Poor boi

[@Coldbloodyknife]

Yeah :(

[@gregknight121]

Went into the video being personally greeted by the youtuber. Hm not something I'm used to

[@keisha8270]

Greg Knight lmaooo

[@adrifait]

Lmao

[@alenajackdaughter1055]

lol

[@pretty0ddd]

Lmaoooo

[@betheve9890]

eheheheh 666th like *hell* yeah

[@lifeinthesaddle7002]

Usually I don't like watching KZbinrs older videos because they change so much. But danny😂 he doesn't even change his hairstyle (which is good) so i can watch any of his video anytime.

[@AnodyneJS]

Tessa's vlogs be like, "Hey, we're about to do something interesting." Then cut to, "That was really interesting." She should rename it Tell, Don't Show, or just Yada, Yada, Yada.

[@XSimplyCleanProX]

the title of the vlog is about friend zoning, but when did the friend zoning even happen??? was it after that weird lick????

[@natalialawley6877]

i'm changing my twitter name to greg now.

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

maybe "spooky greg" for october

[@olive2637]

my @ on twitter is now @greg_spooky_fam

[@natalialawley6877]

yes omg haha! made my day you replied :))

[@twifanly]

yo! who's on your dp?

[@babiebrie]

natalia lawley same

[@zoinkscoobs73]

tbh Danny's voice with the meditational music in the background is honestly very calming

[@happywinterbears]

Am I *GREGNANT*

[@orbsorbs8465]

ToasterDraws OOOOOOHHHHHHH

[@Kalifromthevalleyyy]

ToasterDraws hahahah I LOVE THAT

[@bruhlips4498]

And I'm the daddy

[@lindacorwell603]

You are ***Gregaganilt***

[@spacedaddy2589]

L A N C E

[@pensj]

This was hilarious. Very refreshing different. Creative.

[@Green-H3]

ME NAM IS JEFF

[@JohnCena-ph3st]

Your name is jeff😂😂😂

[@Chanelle208]

Yes. Indeed. This was indeed hilarious. Very refreshing difffferent. Creeaaaative. Juicy and Fresh.

[@kingofthebis1068]

Lapidot Lapidot is otp

[@kingofthebis1068]

it's xenos I did

[@makstracy]

*I finally lost my Virginia!*

[@michelangeluhhh]

Maks Tracy oh shit were did it go again?

[@jaylac6908]

Lmaoooo

[@billdenbrough8983]

Virginity**

[@sugarfreegum8251]

WE LOST A STATE😂

[@wherecanibuyyoongislegs6086]

Bill Denbrough You don't get it do you?

[@Reynallday]

Her dabbing is just her aggressively slapping her face with her forearm.

[@ejojpeg]

I died when you read that comment "That hat is kind of terrible" 😂

[@jamesjeffreys6452]

Awkward bean lucky

[@iiboxfox]

i want to die

[@victoria642]

I LOOOVVEEE your profile pic dude

[@thabiso5792]

If you died then how are you alive?

[@iiboxfox]

atomic ant he is aliven't

[@crystala.8739]

I love How Danny is low key, high key roasting her 🤣🤣😂

[@Adi-cj6hb]

Crystal A. I read this in Mikaela Long’s voice😂😆

[@crystala.8739]

AdiBeee lol makes sense

[@camigooch8038]

Omg!!!! Hahahahahaha your soooo funnyyyy!!!!!!!! Jk no one cares how he's "low key roasting her"

[@crystala.8739]

The Cringe of Cami and Hadley I said low key *high key* 🤷‍♀️

[@aki9059]

Cami Gooch but who asked you? Literally no one 😂

[@nicholasphilmon]

tHe cOmPaTiTion *sHOOooOoOk*

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

+Nickalochi and she is NOT talkin book

[@idkman7118]

Us gregs should gift this hat to Danny. He seems to really love it.

[@immortalsun]

6:31 That is the best wind impression I have ever heard.

[@gwendolynhoweshowes8113]

Same

[@potato3551]

Wait yeah

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

@@potato3551 yeaah

[@peaceout8230]

Hidden talent

[@TyrannicalNoob]

Proud to be Greg!!

[@mrl2126]

TyrTV i was "like" 1,100 'o'

[@ambersmith4787]

THAT PIC OF OWEN WILSON I SPIT OUT MY TEA

[@emmarichards9311]

TyrTV YES same

[@AndArrington]

Honestly Danny if your daily vlog was truly inspired by Tessa it would have been more blurry and the audio would have been shit. Kinda disappointed. You weren't even wearing an ugly hat

[@charlottedreemurr2882]

Psht, yeah you're right. Danny is so fake. How can he say he was inspired by tessa when he didn't even wear an ugly hat

[@digitalharmony26]

How dare you insult Owen Wilson by comparing him to Logan.

[@Abi-tm1fj]

I laughed so hard and I’m glad someone else appreciates it

[@urgay6411]

Lightning Mcqueen himself

[@conormeehan.]

Mobius

[@Noochi-ow2jw]

@@conormeehan. lol

[@itme4756]

i love her energy like yes girl give us nothing!

[@ross9944]

I was not aware this joke was a thing 2 years ago

[@anonymous5150]

@@ross9944 same lmao

[@louislouislouis28]

@@alli50225 that’s what the comment says?

[@aster0070]

@@alli50225 thats what the joke means..

[@twicebang4556]

@@ross9944like woah, an og!

[@gargwinvinesnake6961]

Your audio was too crisp and audible, it stressed me out! Work on your muffled, static, noise filled sound please.

[@sisterssayer6666]

Gargwin Vinesnake it’s not his it’s tessa’s bad quality video and audio

[@gargwinvinesnake6961]

@@sisterssayer6666 aah, well darn her to heck then :(

[@SalahEddineH]

@@sisterssayer6666 Are you whooshing, or am I? Read the original comment again.

[@aliwirth58]

Add more windddddd, Danny 😫😫

[@jacksonblack3081]

It should sound like she's standing next to an airplane. And what about the random meme cuts. I think I speak for all of us when I say I want random meme cuts.

[@tamzin7778]

She protec She attac But most importantly She wear chimney sweep hat

[@strgrrl]

TheLil'Ravenclaw i wish i was a ravenclaw ::

[@daim6989]

Copied

[@amandavincent814]

U funny 😂😂💀

[@leanhippo2476]

This comment is my religion

[@tamzin7778]

WOW THATS A LOT OF LIKES

[@chloboboo7842]

You know this is an old video when you can't see the nutcracker

[@allygp6834]

i dont know about u guys but she strongly resembles a middle aged mom trying to be cool around her 16 year old children

[@gz5405]

Ally GP yes exactly omg

[@rithbajer6554]

So true

[@theykilledkenny5426]

Ally GP XD I feel you

[@Spamhard]

@papercuts Holy fuck, she's 19? I legit thought she was late 30s at least.

[@nataliewheeler9297]

I guess I just don’t understand why she feels the need to dab 8473926152838373829 times in a row??

[@goosethemoose424]

i love how at the restaurant when the chef did a trick tessa didn’t really care until he dabbed and then she was just like “OOOOHH YEAHHHH”

[@snfriedm]

This is what asmr should be. So relaxing.

[@skreebot]

Her vlogs look like she filmed it with a microwave

[@epoillaKory]

sounds like she filmed inside of a microwave too

[@lukestone856]

Shrek The Third lol

[@aryamansinha9309]

So she’s like maxim bady?

[@gretablackwell495]

No, a tiny microwave inside of a slightly bigger microwave inside of another microwave. There’s a difference.

[@charlottelandon1388]

Danny Gonzalez: The Fashion Police

[@alannabailey8787]

but the meme was my exact reaction to that awful licking thing

[@nastassjahall9358]

Same, I thought Danny put it in at first, then I remembered that it's Kurtis who edits his videos so that you feel like you're on crack

[@nalaprodd]

i read this as soon as it played that part

[@FAMOUS4EVER3000]

Probably also the people sitting across from them

[@butterflyexists]

I haven’t finished the video and now I’m scared.

[@natalialamasandrade7970]

I have been watching your videos nonstop. You are amazingly funny and have made this quarantine be less stressful.

[@smexyneko2975]

Imagine if all of the wind noise is actually how she speaks irl.

[@peyton2677]

Smexy Neko hxxexxey ghxhxuxhyss ihxhts tehhxhsshha

[@matthewklados3072]

Dude this video is brutal but accurate

[@crisduarte915]

when he said “you’re just gonna stop mid conversation and add in a meme.” an AD started playing.

[@jakedomanski7066]

Cris Duarte sameee

[@mauraphillips9298]

ME TOO!

[@ducksi1]

That’s the joke

[@nicolecyr569]

Cris Duarte I was scrolling and he said that right when I read that

[@Fronkador]

It's almost like he added that mid roll ad on purpose.

[@Avantisnailss]

Why does Danny look 12 here lmao

[@coolperson8272]

Apparently a 12 year old that started puberty very prematurely