Reviewing My Old Reviews

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[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

**gets to Spider-Verse** Marcus: I must've been on crack when I gave it a 9. Me: **loads gun** Marcus: Cause it's a 10. Me: Understandable. Have a nice day.

[@OptimusDelta]

Same reaction from me😂

[@ohadgoldhagen1095]

Literally me XD

[@mickdamack4887]

This made me laugh 😂

[@terrarin6745]

I feel like the anime girl and Peter porker ruined it for me

[@Eutikus]

Eh I didn’t think spider-verse was all that great tbh

[@adammonteiro7189]

alternate title: Marcus realizing how nice he used to be compared to how mean he is now

[@bobbyshewan4229]

Aquaman was a huge character arc moment for him wasn’t it?

[@mgannmcfernie1853]

@@bobbyshewan4229 It really was, so powerful

[@theirishpotato6588]

Yes

[@legomark300]

Mean Marcus arc

[@twelve11]

Its called getting older

[@jordanwilliams1447]

Marcus scared me when he said Spiderverse and Blade Runner 2049 weren’t 9s. The relief when he deemed them each a 10 was insane and he’s correct.

[@AlistairAi]

Honestly same

[@sleep6837]

They're both in my top five movies (besides classics,) so I was thrilled to see him re-evaluate them both.

[@johnstrawb3521]

Blade Runner 2049 is like a guy showing you his beautiful postcard collection---for eight hours.

[@jordanwilliams1447]

@@johnstrawb3521 oh wow, so you just like saying incorrect things, fascinating.

[@cxmxqx]

@@jordanwilliams1447 😂😂

[@BenSmith-xr7kf]

Marcus: I must've been high during my reviews! Also Marcus: Drinks during his MCU reviews

[@AlistairAi]

Who the hell is Cucky

[@XenteBR]

@@AlistairAi 🤣

[@Soldadito_Marinero]

“you killed my moms sister” is me trying to reach the word count on my essay

[@mts9266]

you have ended the life of the sibling of my significant parent that is female

[@glendarjj3991]

The life of my female parents female sibling has been taken away and therefore she is no longer living anymore.

[@calw.9373]

The homosapien female that was killed by you, a homosapien male was my significant parent’s fellow sibling

[@IcyDiamond]

You have committed the great treason of ending the life of my Moms female friend who had the same parents as my Mom did

[@alpha48z]

@@IcyDiamond You have intentionally taken the life of my maternal figures horizontally related kinsperson of whom they share a parent.

[@soggyman1098]

Marcus facing his Aquaman Arc is proper anime protagonist development.

[@adigrover2783]

LOOOL this comment boutta blow up

[@joaopedroauriemo]

He’s grown so much

[@weewer3369]

Best development in youtube, Aquaman hella fun.

[@unclephillymya]

My man became 7th Hokage Naruto

[@vintheguy]

Spoilers You babies better prepare for the SBR arc

[@exkobri558]

This is why I watch Marcus. While even though I don’t agree with him on everything, it’s still entertaining to see a differing opinion and it’s even more entertaining when we agree on something.

[@raptor_boquita]

What differs him from other reviewers is that he doesn't jump on trendy hate trains like all people (like sw tlj)

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@raptor_boquita Yea, Which is why anti-SJW is one of my least favorite fandom that i have ever seen.

[@dogeshark204]

Every time I watch him I feel like he is giving his genuine opinion. That, and the fact that his videos are so rewatchable makes me like him a lot.

[@ricniks4619]

@@raptor_boquita And he isn't one of those blind MCU stans that gives every movie a 8/10 or higher. He calls out when their is a bad Marvel movie like Thor 1, Thor 2, Eternals, Black Panther, etc. And gives a proper reason on why he dislikes it or if it has some flaws even the movies he likes like Solo.

[@zachp9314]

He’s the only reviewer I’ve watched that didn’t make me rage for a different take

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

"Solo is so good, it's fucking hideous"

[@WiloPolis03]

I can think of some movies I love even if they suck, Rise of Skywalker is always my go-to example

[@megazard5249]

@@WiloPolis03 ROS might actually be my fave Star Wars movie even though it is pretty close to being the worst one. I get such a kick out of watching it. 😂👌

[@tomjames9681]

This feels like the 47 minute video equivalent of when your brain reminds you of something embarrassing you did years ago while you’re trying to sleep.

[@SimplyHawa]

I HATE THIS BROO

[@funnysonicman]

@@SimplyHawa Same this is way too relatable

[@Alpha-bt9bh]

This hits home

[@s.g.woolf-hoyle4578]

Bro can't believe the Seal of Rassilon watches Cosmonaut 😳

[@comicstv7259]

Nah bro this is facts I always be thinking about all the embarrassing s*** I have done and what’s even worse is that my friends keep reminding me and it’s so annoying

[@nnamdiede1180]

Marcus is like that teacher that grades your paper so harshly , so you go back and ask why you got that grade, and so they go through it with you and tell you that your lucky they gave you that high a score in the first place

[@oasisconstructions]

No, they go through and notice that your grade should be lower.

[@petery6432]

@@oasisconstructions Yes, when you ask them what you did wrong, they look through and say "Oh dear, I let you off too easily".

[@julienrolle4080]

Imagine a teacher who sees your Test a second time, laughs and says why did i even give you 2 points 💀💀

[@josephmartins8882]

“Actually after looking this over again I realize I didn’t actually penalize you for this, so your real grade is actually supposed to be lower.”

[@nalvious]

"Your test is so bad, it's funny. Get a 10"

[@JacobManning]

Timestamps if anyone needs it: (0:00) Intro (1:41) Samurai Jack Season 5 - 7/10 (2:46) Wonder Woman - 6/10 (4:10) Castlevania - 7/10 (4:35) Star Wars: Rebels - 2/10 (4:56) Hellblade - 10/10 (5:15) Death Note - 8 and 4/10 (6:10) Neo Yokio - 3/10 (6:47) Blade Runner 2049 - 10/10 (7:38) Good Burger - 10/10 (7:41) Pacific Rim 2 - 1/10 (8:18) Devilman Crybaby - 9/10 (8:34) Ready Player One - 4.5/10 ---------- 10:12 Marvel Video (10:25) Iron Man - 6/10 (11:03) Incredible Hulk - 3/10 (11:20) Iron Man 2 - 4/10 (11:42) Thor - 3/10 (12:01) Captain America 1 - 5/10 (12:20) Avengers 1 - 8/10 (12:45) Iron Man 3 - 8/10 (13:05) Thor 2 - 1/10 (13:54) Captain America Winter Soldier - 7/10 (14:27) Guardians Of The Galaxy 1 - 9/10 (14:42) Avengers: Age Of Ultron - 4/10 (15:39) Ant Man 1 - 3/10 (16:13) Civil War - 5/10 (16:41) Doctor Strange - 5/10 (17:04) Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 - 7/10 (17:22) Spiderman Homecoming - 7.5/10 (17:40) Thor Ragnarok - 8/10 (18:59) Black Panther - 4/10 (19:36) Infinity War - 9/10 ---------- 19:54 End Of Marvel Video (19:54) Ant Man 2 - 2/10 ---------- 20:57 Spider Guy Videos (20:57) Spider-Man 1 - 6 and 10/10 (21:50) Spider-Man 2 - 7/10 (22:31) Spider-Man 3 - 3 and 9.5/10 (23:26) Amazing Spider-Man - 3/10 (23:38) Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 2/10 ---------- 23:45 End Of Spider Guy Videos Spider-Man PS4 (23:47) Spider-Man PS4 - 8/10 (23:59) Venom - 3/10 (24:27) Ax Em - 10/10 (24:49) Halloween 2018 - 5/10 (25:15) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 10/10 (25:36) Birdbox - ???/10 (26:17) Kingdom Hearts 3 - 3/10 (26:54) Alita Battle Angel - 7/10 (27:31) Captain Marvel - ???/10 (28:26) Fantastic Beasts 2 - 2/10 (28:46) Shazam - 7/10 (29:18) Avengers Endgame - ???/10 (30:10) Detective Pikachu - /10 (30:39) Game Of Thrones - 4/10 (31:44) Toy Story 4 - ???/10 (32:25) Far From Home - 7/10 (32:54) Fast And Furious movies - 5, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 7, 9 (spinoff: 2) /10 (34:45) Daredevil - 4/10 (35:01) It Chapter 2 - 2/10 (35:45) Joker - 7/10 (36:25) The Lighthouse - 10/10x ---------- 36:48 Star Wars Videos (36:53) A New Hope - 10/10 (37:12) Empire Strikes Back - 8,9,10/10 (37:27) Return of the Jedi - 5/10 (37:37) The Phantom Menace & Attack Of The Clones - 3/10 (38:10) Revenge Of The Sith - 4/10 (38:25) The Force Awakens - 7/10 (39:04) Rouge One - 6 or 5/10 (39:46) The Last Jedi - 6/10 (40:29) Solo - 8/10 (41:38) Rise Of Skywalker - ???/10 ---------- 42:39 Star Wars Videos (42:39) Birds Of Prey - 5/10 (43:00) Catwoman - 2/10 (43:19) The Last Airbender Movie - 1/10 (43:50) Resident Evil 3 - 5/10 (44:02) FF7 Remake - /10 (44:43) TLOU 2 - 7/10 (45:29) Aquaman - 7.5/10 (46:07) Avengers (game) - 2/10 (46:30) The Boys - 9 and 7/10 I did this for fun. What's wrong with me?

[@procopias7571]

you missed "Tall Girl - 10/10"

[@eric6432]

@@procopias7571 I think I’m stupid but that was sarcasm right

[@v3c4beme97]

This man gave the Last Jedi a 6/10?.....Yeah, I can respect the decision, but nothing can change my mind that The Last Jedi was not completely dog 💩

[@v3c4beme97]

I would personally give it a 3/10, because I still sat through it and didn’t leave the theater in anger and disgust until it ended.

[@lorineforman3748]

@ANTHONY THOMAS I strongly disagree but... opinions woohoo

[@abishekdhinesh21]

Petition for Marcus to make an X-Men All Movies Reviewed And Ranked Video

[@zumabbar]

he has to do this

[@tenderinnocence1392]

Fuck yes dude

[@trogbison1625]

I would actually love this.

[@ggt47]

Yes! I am waiting.

[@Sharpie2ish]

I'd watch it for sure

[@quard4079]

"There are so many Spider-Man movies that are better than Homecoming* *Only gives Spider Verse a higher score*

[@spider-man6932]

Lmao I think he meant to say Spider-Man media like PS4 game and other stuff

[@maverickmic]

@@spider-man6932 If that's what he meant, surely he would say that? It's also apples and pears, comparing a game to a movie? One is character and player driven the other is not, games also typically are much longer

[@spider-man6932]

@@maverickmic idk man maybe he was smoking something again 😂

[@UnderrealmLich]

I think he just wants to not backtrack his Raimi Trilogy takes lmao

[@wookiecommander4554]

The thing with homecoming was that far from home and infinity war and PS4 were all great stories and it has the same stature as iron man 1 at this point where it was a nice starting point but what came after was all just better and better it’s hard to praise it too much because then you think about all the better stuff that came after

[@j.c.d8768]

Its nice to see Marcus complete his arc and finally give spider-verse an 11.

[@millshaskett6044]

when he said "was I on crack?" I thought he was gonna lower the score and I was almost really angry.

[@glendarjj3991]

@@millshaskett6044 and then when he gave it a 10 (or an 11) I was so happy.

[@ohadgoldhagen1095]

@@millshaskett6044 SAME.

[@IcyDiamond]

@@millshaskett6044 yeah I was like, wait what?!?

[@knightshadowhimself]

Oh SpiderVerse fans are crazy 🤣

[@MrWordcraft]

Seeing Marcus find his love for Aquaman has been a hell of a ride, best character arc I've seen in a while.

[@deathwish5077]

When he said: “Revenge of the sith is better than all of the sequels, well if your like an idiot it is” I laughed so hard😂

[@souljacrankthat]

@Trey 2x definitely RoS that is the worst movie I have ever seen in theatres, but I think m TLJ with the Luke and Rey stuff is really good, but the Finn and Rose stuff is pure filler so for me i’m torn between which one is better: Revenge of the Sith or The Last Jedi

[@mortadelofilemon2086]

@@souljacrankthat I personally like the last jedi more, just because I take the ideas it presents more seriously. They both have good ideas, don't get me wrong, but the last jedi presents them better through the Luke/Rey/Kylo/Snoke stuff while in Revenge things just happen because people are too easily manipulated(Anakin turns so fucking quick from "o no, I killed Windu, whom I didn't like" to "Yeah sure, I'll kill the younglins with no hesitation"). Plus revenge gets weighted down by the two other prequels (like Anakin being already a fascist psycho in 2) while tlj was exactly what I expected after the force awakens. However its just personal preference.

[@deadmanrang]

TPM and AOTC are a 3/10 for me, ROTS is a 6/10, TFA is an 8/10, TLJ is a 7/10 and TROS is a 4/10 for me

[@jandcstopmotion7774]

But it is, I don’t even like the prequels but it’s is significantly better

[@christianschmidt8476]

@@deadmanrang Perfect rating. Yeah, Rise of Skywalker is from a writing standpoint awful. however it has some great standalone scenes like Bens redemption. And it has a good cinematography, humor and acting. Phantom menace and Attack of the clones haven´t even this.

[@misterdiesel3702]

Alternate title: How Marcus learned to stop worrying and love Aquaman.

[@ariaaster4122]

As IHE said " aquaman is epic dude"

[@boy_wxnder2662]

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[@oracletv1557]

Well, I really like the first Aquaman movie, but i will not see the second movie if She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is still in it, I'd rather not give her the satisfaction or the time of day after all the shit she's done has now come to light.

[@ariaaster4122]

@@oracletv1557 oh yeah fuck that lovecraftian , otherwise aquaman is epic dude

[@bebo2629]

@@ariaaster4122 „factually epic“

[@alexanderboulton2123]

Your grading scale had the consistency of the Terminator timeline

[@glendarjj3991]

Wow that is too accurate

[@akarim9878]

x men

[@GooseQuillWrites]

Ii haven't even watched this yet and im cracking up because that's exactly what I expect from him

[@glendarjj3991]

@@akarim9878 I want to say star wars But that's more consistency in quality

[@Josh-oj9mm]

More like the consistency of the fox xmen timeline

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

Old Marcus: Gives a completely fair and reasonable score Current Marcus: WAS I ON CRACK?????

[@arinhossain2100]

Nah, his reviews are the worst. He gave Captain Marvel and She Hulk a 7. No way, TASM movies are better. He gave TASM 1 a 3/10 and TASM 2 a 2/10. That's no way. TASM movies are better then Captain Marvel and She Hulk. TASM 1 had positive reviews. It should get between 7-8.5/10. It's better then a 3/10. It was well received by critics and audiences. TASM 2 is divisive but it's better then Captain Marvel at least. It's better then a 2/10. TASM 2 should get at least 6-7.5/10. HiTopFilms is better then this guy. Cosmount Quickie hates Sam Raimi's Spider Man trilogy too. He hates the Antman movies.

[@shreyasbhadury4173]

​@@arinhossain2100 opinions exist

[@arinhossain2100]

@@shreyasbhadury4173 depends on if it's correct or not. Cosmount Quicike is flawed and biased. He gave Antman 3/10. Antman was awesome. He gave the first Iron Man 6/10. It's better then that. I respect opinions but his ones are a$$. Like another IGN.

[@shreyasbhadury4173]

@@arinhossain2100 i mean, he could like or dislike a movie. he might just have different tastes.

[@arinhossain2100]

@@shreyasbhadury4173 except that IGN has the worst reviews similar to him as well. Like Fortnite 9.6/10 and they gave 2018 Spider-Man 8.7/10. No way he or IGN is right. I respect opinions but IGN's and his are lame 🤮

[@drag0nerd]

The Spiderverse rescore was honestly the best redemption arc ever

[@rodanandme]

most of this consists of: Marcus: "Why was I so nice?!" Marcus: *bumps it down by one number*

[@glendarjj3991]

Unless the film is 'into the spider verse' of course

[@tyrannosaur6265]

Or Marcus: “Was I on drugs?!” Marcus : bumps it down 2

[@mightycawl2745]

was rlly hoping it’d be the opposite lol , mans so negative it’s boring

[@lautaronemes4709]

that is not true

[@mboss5866]

@@mightycawl2745 NOT BORING SAD

[@MegaRay220]

Marcus at the beginning of the stream: "Why do I give everything a 7?" Marcus later: "Yea most of these movies are a 2"

[@glendarjj3991]

Yeah he even said about halfway through that 3 was becoming his new average

[@ytsejam58]

I don’t care what anyone else says. Your Spider-Man reviews are like comfort food for me. Love those videos

[@ZombieOwlYT]

Ikr, reading the comments on his spider-man reviews are so fun

[@Coconut_Prrson]

I also agree that Tom Holland is the goat (for now)

[@buckyhurdle4776]

I still put them on as background noise in 2024

[@cass6020]

I love how agro'd Marcus was over the Sam raimi trilogy video. That was the first cosmonaut video I ever ever saw and I could tell so obviously that he loved them as much as I do

[@TheLegoJungle]

This is gonna be more fuel for the people who get pissed because reviewers aren’t always consistent or walk back on things said previously.

[@matthewletexier]

People change with time and so do their opinions

[@dasboom7133]

You said you loved it ten years ago but now you say you hate it! Make up your mind!! Tell us your true feelings on bill cosby!

[@ethangamino4740]

aka Snyder stans on twitter

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

Changing your mind over time is completely fine Changing your mind quick and with an extreme change is what makes people mad

[@shade0636]

@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 They shouldn't be getting mad at someone else's opinion on movies in the first place.

[@reallyfreakingoodvideogame468]

You know, I enjoyed the first Ant Man. I thought it was pretty funny and the relationship between Scot and his daughter is sweet and a high point of the film.

[@XenteBR]

It was my favorite MCU movie. The only flaw that I could find is how inconsistent it is with the Pym Particles.

[@TheSonicBros1]

It certainly has way more heart than the other ant man films

[@RayCPenny]

​@crazyyellowshadow2918 boy how old are you

[@lordleo9047]

I love how marcus’ entire youtube persona is “these reviews are taking a physical toll on me, i’m trying to go to bed” 😂

[@AntonioRedgrave]

My favorite part of this entire video is Marcus giving a take then hearing Aquaman saying "MY MAN!"

[@Covelion]

My Man!

[@argo9721]

My Man!

[@jordan11752]

My Man!

[@jamesreagan8175]

My Man!

[@someguy1892]

My man!

[@itamar20112]

Marcus: "Captain Marvel was one of my inspirations for this stream" Also Marcus: *Forgets to give it a new score*

[@brxndxn1516]

He gave it a 5/10 he just didn’t put in the video

[@LOLquendoTV]

@@brxndxn1516 thats a fair score for a forgettable movie like that

[@CopperIron]

@@brxndxn1516 5 for Marvel and 3 for Ant-Man? Rough...

[@swagmeat1760]

@@CopperIron there ain’t no way ant man better than captain marvel bro

[@martinmp19]

Yeah ant man is so boring IMO

[@pear-head]

Your reviews are either the exact opposite of what I think or they precisely reflect my opinions, with no in-between. I love it, keep it up man.

[@bleachedraptor131]

Twitch Chat’s comments about Ragnarok got me fuckin HEATED bro that shit is so good

[@fathercounts2820]

I love how Marcus just doesn’t remember reviewing some movies

[@glendarjj3991]

Yeah his toy story 4 reaction was hilarious

[@matename769]

Yup i

[@grimreefer9324]

I would kill for a Cosmonaut Picture Show on Ready Player One. I’d probably just kill for a Cosmonaut Picture Show. Edit: I’d probably just kill.

[@orangejuice4266]

I'd kill

[@manoknowfish]

I'd probaly just kill for the fun

[@RiderNexus]

I want him to do all the Transformers movies like he did for the Star Wars movies Because I'm a sadist.. but at least he gets to end on a good note with Bumblebee

[@gabrielmutombo7078]

I would in fact kill for that And yes, I said kill

[@VVIASIP]

@@gabrielmutombo7078 God that movie sucked

[@mitchelsmith5643]

I still hold onto the concept that Endgame works better as a bookend than as a standalone movie. But not many, if any, films have really had this problem before, where it wasn’t really built to fit completely as a movie on its own. It’s a mess on its own in many ways, but it’s cultural impact, as well as its completion of the infinity saga, makes it an 8 for me.

[@faxedwang]

It's the film equivalent of the saying "If you know, you know." I agree that the movie isn't really a movie and is more of a series finale but I feel it doesn't excuse the fact that it's a mess, even if you watch all the movies it still feels disjointed. Like they had too many ideas and mashed three movies together. Clunky, bloated, and a bittersweet ending to a series of films. It's a solid 6!

[@shubhroy7960]

The first time I watched Endgame was when I had only watched a few MCU movies like IM1 and 3, Avengers 1 and Thor Ragnarok and almost forgotten them as well. The entire movie I had no idea what was going on and I couldn't feel for any of the characters coz I felt like I didn't know them. When I was telling my friends about how much Endgame sucked, they were upset and confused. They said I had to experience hours of character development and plot unfolding before I could enjoy the movie. I said that wasn't worth my time. COVID happened and I caught up on all MCU movies and I gotta say that ENDGAME IS THE BEST CONCLUSION EVER SEEN ON SCREEN by me; totally worth my time. It wasn't perfect, and the films leading to it weren't even close to perfect (except Infinity War). But then again I ain't perfect either, none of us are...

[@ikeflaherty8910]

Everytime Marcus mentions Rise of Skywalker my anticipation for the why it sucks grows and grows

[@jjmartchev]

What did you think of his video on it

[@makcarolin]

Marcus: “Worse than you remember doesn’t mean bad” Also Marcus: *puts “why it sucks” in the thumbnail*

[@svennevs5740]

He does that for every thumbnail. Show should be called "why it sucks"

[@musicIistener]

@@svennevs5740 it is literally one of the named shows on his channel... just like picture show lol

[@buenosdias4039]

@@musicIistener its still kinda funny

[@urmomsfavorite6236]

@@musicIistener exactly

[@IcyDiamond]

I was thinking that to lol

[@anthonymignogna4703]

This is why jelloapocalyplse’s rating scale is so good, he uses negative numbers to indicate ironic enjoyment

[@stevenbobbybills]

Absolutely.

[@Satherian]

I like the idea of 2 scores: one for overall enjoyment and one for quality. Then you can get a sense of what the movie was like to the reviewer: - High Enjoyment, High Quality: A great movie - High Enjoyment, Low Quality: A 'so-bad-it's-good' movie - Low Enjoyment, High Quality: A well-made movie that wasn't their kinda thing - Low Enjoyment, Low Quality: Shite

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@Satherian I like that.

[@RealSafeMode]

Yep

[@freealter]

@@Satherian the political compass of content

[@WWCspectaculer]

Bruh: THIS IS AN OLD REVIEW!

[@SageVaderSage]

When you got to Death Note and hesitated and said "this one is tricky" I audibly reacted at knowing what you were about to say because I feel the exact same way!!

[@grfrjiglstan]

Imagine if you come back to this in 5 years like "omg, what was I thinking, Pacific Rim Uprising is an 8, easy."

[@angelfilms4886]

That would be fucking hilarious XD

[@glendarjj3991]

I can genuinely imagine him saying 'The last airbender still sucks as an actual movie. But as an ironic comedy? 9/10'

[@luisguerra8852]

40:29 "I love Solo, it's an 8" *proceeds to roast the shit out of it*

[@jordanboyd5587]

That was the funniest moment of the whole stream.

[@wafflemcmulligan9186]

Just the visual aspect. That’s why it doesn’t get a higher score

[@tux75]

@Joshua White Both of them suck.

[@jokerknight1247]

@@tux75 no they don’t

[@tux75]

@@jokerknight1247 Solo and Homecoming both suck, they're terrible.

[@thedorkydoodlesden]

In a world where fans rate every movie they see 10 or 0, I'm glad there's Marcus who's out hear speaking truth and putting y'all in your place.

[@XenteBR]

I don't see people doing it that extreme, but it has been a long time since I saw someone other than Marcus give a movie a 4-7/10.

[@ricniks4619]

So basically every mcu fan? Swear they give every movie a 8 - 10/10 even if the film isn't good they will try to defend the score they gave it.

[@XenteBR]

@@ricniks4619 Exactly. I'm an Mcu fan and I agree.

[@ricniks4619]

@@XenteBR Not throwing any shade on people who like the Mcu I love it too but the scores some people be giving some of the movies are just highly questionable. Because I don't get why a lot of people like Winter Solider more than Infinity War, Endgame, GOTG 1, Thor 3, Avengers 1 I saw it recently and it was just a meh movie or alright movie not a top 5 mcu film.

[@XenteBR]

@@ricniks4619 What I think is the wierdest is that most of my unpopular opinions are me liking things most people don't like, but with the MCU, no. THe only time that happened was with Iron Man 3.

[@gregordavidson4178]

This was such a lovely watch, good to see someone own up to their tastes and opinions changing. We need more of this

[@liamnope3268]

respect to marcus for watching and editing down a 3hr stream

[@AxxLAfriku]

My name: AxxL My job: Superstar I like: Handsome girls I have: 2 handsome girlfriends My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends Your name: iam

[@argo9721]

@@AxxLAfriku just leave

[@ahopefor]

Yeah man puts in a ton of effort.

[@carlossalgado3677]

What did he stream on?

[@munkee_man]

@@carlossalgado3677 Twitch I believe.

[@krusnik94]

This is the kind of humility the internet needs. Another reason Markus is streets ahead

[@rayaneuf4596]

Wow community reference

[@rayaneuf4596]

@@watermelonz9453 who is pierce hawthorn?

[@rayaneuf4596]

@@watermelonz9453 really I only know Jeff, Brita, Annie, Shirley, abed, Chang, the Dean, vaun, So there’s a guy named pierce huh?

[@rayaneuf4596]

Oh I forgot starburns and John Oliver

[@glendarjj3991]

What's streets ahe- Oh no I'm streets behind

[@jack_kerins]

I love how Marcus can have the worst takes and also some of the best. He really does cut both ways.

[@lmansnatchercatd4944]

Revenge of the sith as a movie is a 6/10 but my enjoyment is 20/10

[@FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb]

Probably the most accurate score I had in my head

[@wrenren2112]

Yeah it’s a 6/10 for my enjoyment. Cosmonaut is right when he gives it a 4 tho

[@evingrindle1929]

Finally an honest prequel fan! I do enjoy the prequels even enduring it's most unwatchable moments, ROTS is a pretty mid film, but like all Star Wars movies, it has some amazing moments and scenes in the midst of being a bad to decent movie. ROTS by itself is a 6/10, but when you add what we know from TCW, it's a 11/10 if I could give it that.

[@theseel2718]

Probs a 5 or 6 imo Not terrible, but the people who call it the best Star Wars movie are on crack

[@rhodriwilliams2599]

"I went to see venom multiple times, with people who hadn't seen it just so we could laugh at it." You're the reason they're making a sequel...

[@Torannn]

If it’s make you laugh, you probably enjoy it ironically.

[@bingusshlingus1442]

fuck yeah. Hopefully it's either more funny or just better in general-

[@oracletv1557]

Judging by the trailer, the sequel looks like its going full comedy and not gonna take itself seriously, which I admire tbh.

[@thesabotagedandovershadowe8423]

This movie was great for the monster fuckers and terrible for everyone else lmao

[@KoolMonkE]

@@oracletv1557 it could be good but, IMO, making a "comedy" with Carnage as the antagonist is setting the movie up for failure because so many people are going to go in expecting something else.

[@athenajaxon2397]

" I was really on an MCU kick" gave everything a 4/10 lmao

[@unclephillymya]

Thor 2 is so bad that he didn’t even rescored hahahaha

[@carnivalwilson1978]

@@unclephillymya yea he gave it a 1/2 I forget which, but he says it’s worse than Thor 1 which he used to not say

[@herniagaming]

Yeah but MCU is low quality in general, shitty jokes and 'comedic' cuts in action no one laughs at, often forgetable story and badly written characters, worst set of Spiderman films and depiction of the character Ive seen so far and like idk man these films feel like they have no soul, there's a frequent lack of emotion and stakes to the films that make them really unengaging and difficult to actually care about the characters, so yeah I hate them, fuck MCU(except for iron man 3 that's shits good as)

[@ericstorm6582]

@@herniagaming If you think that Homecoming and Far From Home are the worst depictions of who Spider-Man is, you really have never picked up a comic book from the original run by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

[@red_dawg5564]

@@herniagaming I think you just flipped the switch of which movies are good both the Spiderman movies are good iron man 3 is sus not that good as the previous films

[@omas1178]

Cosmonaut aquaman arc is the most compelling character arc I've ever seen

[@MachoMan_Vert]

The fact that he put the Ant-Man movies in par with the TASM 2 makes me unreasonably sad. Maybe because I like Paul Rudd too much and I happen to think that it's a pretty harmless and fun movie on its own.

[@BananaWamma7]

Yeah I liked that Marvel was at a point where they could do something a lot smaller in scale. I feel like that was even the meta joke that it was not as epic as every other Marvel movie being that you know, the main characters super power is shrinking shit. It was fun and light hearted and I liked the dad vibes. 7/10 Marvel movie. P.S I even liked the sequel more

[@ghintz2156]

His hatred of Rebels never sleeps.... When you score the America Deathnote movie and Neo Yokio even higher.

[@batt3ryac1d]

Yeah rebels was a little kid friendly sometimes but it was great.

[@zelo3238]

I mean to be fair...

[@glendarjj3991]

It's OK that he doesn't like rebels though. There is a lot to like about it and a lot to dislike. I can understand both the people who love it as well as the people who hate it.

[@ZHL242]

His hatred for rebels didn't go far enough.

[@lukasr1166]

I hate it just as much. I can't stand a single aspect of that show.

[@Sipedei]

Thor 2 is My movie If I have difficulty sleeping, I’ve honestly tried to watch it 4-5 times and I’vw never seen the ending

[@rooracleaf561]

Just start the movie in the last third

[@alexanderenyioma1754]

Honestly just watch the third movie

[@Thomas-qy3ox]

@@alexanderenyioma1754 I think the joke(or not a joke) was that it's so boring it helps them sleep.

[@haha-uj5rj]

I remember falling asleep to this movie. The only thing I remember is when Stan Lee asks for his shoe back

[@alexblanchard8559]

i tried watching this with my boyfriend when we did a marathon. Legit fell asleep because of how boring it is

[@leviticus2611]

Honestly I think that Marcus is what cinemasins should be, not just nitpicking every mistake but having genuine emotion towards his opinions and for that I commend Marcus for that

[@andressalexandregutierrezf7521]

Ok, now this video is getting old...

[@plebplane5037]

Let's get him to rewatch this and change the scores 💀

[@WiloPolis03]

Marcus has really harsh opinions lol but you can tell it's 100% genuine, and not just being an a-hole or cloutchasing, which I really respect

[@najadamu2724]

For the most part, at least. Some of his opinions still feel like he's trying to be contrarian for the sake of it.

[@WiloPolis03]

@@najadamu2724 I disagree, all of this reaction seems very honest tbh

[@oliverrasmusson2362]

I agree

[@TheRealdealdude2]

I agree with that. I definitely disagree with him 90% of the time though.

[@Poboi_Draws]

Same, I don’t agree with him all the time but I love how honest he is about the stuff even if I don’t agree with him. Plus he’s pretty funny imo.

[@Duck-de9dw]

Weird how so many people think anything less than a 7/10 means doodoo garbage when a 5/10 doesn't mean bad :(

[@Flome810]

1-2 terrible 3-4 bad 5-6 ok 7-8 good 9-10 masterpiece

[@karidyas00]

For me it's like there's so much stuff out there why would I watch anything less than good? (barring so-bad-it's-good fun factor)

[@michaczarnocki181]

@@Flome810 3-4 should be more like "boring/bad", not medicore. Medicore is just another word for ok/bland.

[@plushiesdx]

They think that because of the American grading system

[@thecyperhornet]

It because everybody wants their films to be 9 or 10/10

[@tristantaccad4644]

For real, I love this kind of thing People going back and seeing how their past opinions stack up to their current ones is my shit Loved this format Marcus, would be so down to see more

[@admiralackbar6551]

Ok so basically: 10: Flawless 9: Amazing 8: Great 7: Pretty Good 6: Good 5: Aight 4: Mediocre 3: Bad 2: Terrible 1: What the Fuck

[@jonahthejedai4973]

Only guy on KZbin whose number ratings don’t bother me because I fully understand how he feels about the film and the number is just there for everyone to gauge him based on how he’s set these numbers up. Dope stuff man. Keep it up.

[@glendarjj3991]

Yeah in a year or two (when he is feeling generous again) all the 2 will probably go up to about 5. But the good thing is he is completely aware of that.

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Marcus: We’re going back to the old ways. Darkseid: Finally, someone I can relate too.

[@link2297]

This is literally one of the best things I've ever gotten to watch on KZbin

[@jackgoodson1708]

When I was in seventh grade, I had never been as excited for a movie as I was for Age of Ultron, and I fell asleep in the first hour. I had never done that before.

[@RicAdbur]

It's so funny to me that you finally noticed after all this time that you rate everything 7/10

[@christopher-cf8jd]

Its almost like he has no actual standards.

[@DuelFanX]

I honestly think he had just as many 6's as 7's before.

[@the_rose_garden01]

@@DuelFanX Same

[@mr.goblin6039]

Marcus’ redemption arc with Aquaman is so satisfying. That movie was just dumb fun. The most comic bookiest comic book movie ever. I love it.

[@tobylerone4285]

Dunno which comics you read mate but the best ones tend to have a complex plot and engaging characters not Indiana Jones rip offs with none of the intelligence or energy

[@mr.goblin6039]

@@tobylerone4285 Dude... It's fucking AQUAMAN! I don't expect complexity or an introspective look at the human soul or some shit. I got exactly what I've wanted to see since 2011, when I picked up my first Aquaman comic written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Ivan Reis. It was goofy as shit back then and it still is now, but I love it and it got a movie that was just fun. Comics can be silly, ridiculous and even full blown nonsense and STILL be entertaining. Not everything has to be like Joker or Watchmen or whatever.

[@tobylerone4285]

@@mr.goblin6039 so reading the 2011 comic is a similar sensation to having your head caved in by a box of crayola? Fair enough; but if aqua man has the same one dimensional characterisation in the comics then I really dunno why you’re into it

[@joeymama8141]

@@tobylerone4285 And you think Zack Snyder was the exception to making great redemption arcs to you or what?

[@joeymama8141]

@@tobylerone4285 I don't want to judge you, but I think you don't actually read comics to me tbf

[@notoriousfbi3847]

Lmao this vid made me realize how long I've been watching this channel. Literally matured alongside Marcus

[@yellowletters9465]

I think Rise of Skywalker is a 3.5 considering we would need to stay relative with your other Star Wars scores. It is absolutely better then the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones and I don't think many people would try to argue against that. Though I do think Rise of Skywalker certainly feels longer then Episode 1 and 2, I wouldn't put it below them. That said, I would prefer to watch Revenge of the Sith to Rise of Skywalker. I think comparing Episode 3 and 9 is difficult just because of how different their flaws are. Not that anyone particularly cares, but my personal star wars order is 4 > 5 > Solo > 7 > Rogue one > 8 > 6 > 3 > 9 > 1 >2

[@christianschmidt8476]

Great ranking!

[@wrenren2112]

Good ranking, thanks for not hopping on the Last Jedi bad bandwagon

[@andrewheaney4874]

Nice ranking! Here’s mine: The Empire Strikes Back (1980): 10/10 Star Wars (1977): 10/10 Return of the Jedi (1983): 9/10 The Force Awakens (2015): 7/10 The Last Jedi (2017): 7/10 Revenge of the Sith (2005): 7/10 Rogue One (2016): 6/10 Solo (2018): 6/10 The Phantom Menace (1999): 5/10 The Rise of Skywalker (2019): 3/10 Attack of the Clones (2002): 3/10 The Clone Wars Movie (2008): 2/10 The Mandalorian and The Clone Wars shows would both be between RotJ and TFA. Mandalorian is a 9/10, and Clone Wars is an 8/10 overall. EDIT: Corrected the ratings of Mandalorian and The Clone Wars show, and decidedly switched Rogue One and Solo.

[@yellowletters9465]

@@andrewheaney4874 mandalorian gets a 10/10 for me, both seasons. Clone wars meanwhile differs greatly depending on if I'm scoring individual arcs or the whole show.

[@andrewheaney4874]

@@yellowletters9465 That's fair. Correction on my scores for Mandalorian, both seasons are a strong 9/10 for me. Clone Wars is an 8/10 overall, the earlier seasons (especially Season 1) have scores below an 8 and the later seasons all have scores from me above an 8, so it averages out to an 8 I guess.

[@chesh1re_cat]

Marcus might be the only film critic I know that can point to something and say "This is unacceptable" with a big smile on his face while laughing. That's why he's so awesome

[@xblade149]

Hahaha sure

[@Max-zl8lp]

Do you know what he streams on what his account is called

[@snazzlevelzzans7093]

Guardians Vol 2 is soooo critically underrated. I honestly see why people like Vol 1 more, but the villain, character development, plot, and redemption arcs of Vol 2 are chef's kiss good.

[@OptimusDelta]

The jokes were atrocious.

[@davea3641]

@@OptimusDelta for real, the jokes were corny af but all mcu movies be like that with the jokes smh.

[@daniel-ov1vo]

@@OptimusDelta while that’s true, I honestly feel like it had some of the better emotional moments out of the rest of the MCU

[@SnakeEaterGaming]

I personally like Vol.2 better than 1 :)

[@Martin-xd4jl]

I found the swerves in tone in that movie super jarring. It switched from slapstick and pop culture references to 'Kurt Russell gave my mom terminal cancer'; I've been in an actual car accident that left me with less whiplash than that.

[@geovannibotticella7822]

Damn the worst part about the Game of Thrones review is how true it is. I really couldn’t go back and watch until HOTD came out

[@B1PFilms]

21:16 “worse than you remember doesn’t mean bad!” Dead ass the thumbnail: “Why it sucks” Ffs

[@randomguy6679]

Yeah, heaven forbid they watch the video.

[@pjdixon6199]

“Winter soldier is a 7/10” Pain

[@superxavxii421]

That's a good score isn't?

[@lyrik2473]

@@superxavxii421 I feel like more its more of an 8/10

[@yogurthoe8281]

He graded things on the thought that 5/10 is average so I get it

[@hanschristopherson8056]

This is the first marvel movie I ever watched so it’s always a 10 for me I’m biased

[@jayguero2123]

It’s generous.

[@therealianclarkfanpage6028]

“I was so sick for this one” Sounds exactly the same

[@notevenclose2020]

“Good Burger is a 10, Obviously” I can’t tell if this was ironic or not 💀

[@peepeepoopoo4363]

"i was on crack when i did this" 😨 "spiderverse is a 10" 😌

[@l0rdsnorlax]

He’s still so right about how underrated iron man 3 is

[@nra3zehuti781]

Agree, everyone complains about the mandarin in this film as if comic's mandarin was this 3 dimensional deep character or something

[@Spiderstan2000]

@@nra3zehuti781 I mean what's the point of building him up to be a big bad supervillain if he's gonna be a joke?

[@andreleiva5165]

@@nra3zehuti781 they made him seem like he was gonna be this cool iconic character

[@glendarjj3991]

@@andreleiva5165 I almost guarantee the mandarin we got is more memorable than the mandarin we would have got if marvel played it safe.

[@Satherian]

@@glendarjj3991 Yeah, at least they did something different and we didn't get *another* generic Marvel villain

[@Mohzbee]

The Cosmonaut Picture Shows are so quality, and a Ready Player One showing would be just chock full of hilarity. Please do one.

[@thehumanity0]

I didn't even notice the "You killed my mom's sister" line. Wtf was Spielberg thinking?

[@BigMac0369]

Marcus: "These next scores aren't gonna change too much." **immediately ditches the next movies by 3-4 points**

[@albertocaparroso5128]

I have come to the conclusion that Marcus is the Anthony Fantano of movie reviews

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

I dunno I actually find this guy entertaining, I watch Fantano to find statements so bafflingly unfounded that I have to laugh.

[@xhillwontmiss]

My two favorite African American Reviewers

[@gabrielalfaia8154]

Oh yes, the single most relatable characteristic of todays young adult: The self-cringe.

[@Satherian]

When he saw that the oldest video was 8 years ago and wanted to quit, I felt that. You couldn't pay me enough to rewatch a video of my opinions from 8 years ago,

[@atharvavadeyar5157]

Marcus finding the "I love it" on Spider-Man 2 is his Joker moment

[@abcrasshadow9341]

Revised scores from the video: -------------Star wars: Phantom menace - 3 Attack of the clones - 3 (more action than phantom menace) Revenge of the sith - 4 Rebels - 2 Rogue one - 6 Solo - 8 (Please remove Darth Maul, this movie has lighting issues) ANH - 10 Empire - 9-10 Retunr of the jedi - 5 Force awakens - 7 (cringe and too long) The last Jedi - 6 Rise of Skywalker -

[@jordanwilliams1447]

I’ve played Hellblade consistently for three years and I’m still discovering new attack combos. The combat itself is a 10. There’s actually not one bad thing about the game, and I almost always end up completing it in one sitting. I’d honestly say it is better than God of War, and it’s upsetting more people don’t know about it.

There's one critical flaw the game has and that's the Fenrir glitch. It's a glitch that can happen in the battle with the wolf near the end of the game and it prevents you from keep going, making you to restart the whole game. It's just a technical issue and it's fairly rare but apparently it has been there since the beggining and Ninja Theory hasn't done anything about it so, for me at least, it's a flaw.

[@ford4793]

I love how Marcus doesn't even remember half of these and most of us remember all of them

[@azraeldumas7240]

I relate heavily with this comment

[@sapphic_sophie]

Marcus: I have literally no memory of this movie, it’s probably a 3 Lmao

[@moonlightrider24]

Also: “best picture nominee. Look at this, this attack of the clones ass movie. Best picture nominee...smh.” Classic. Lmao

[@arbiter5999]

It’s pretty funny how people will vilify you just because you’re not as obsessed with a movie as they are

[@sebastianserrano89]

"The Rock is never funny in these movies" There is one moment that made me laugh genuinely. "Mia you better hide your baby oil" "You better hide that big ass forehead"

[@dankerbell]

marcus' rage about people misunderstanding his raimi reviews is great

[@swordmasterarie7752]

40:33 I just love how the entire segment on Solo is Marcus laughing at how dark it is

[@hellstormstudios]

Instead of giving things a single number score you should give them a two number score. The first number being enjoyment level, the second being how objectively good the movie is. So a horrible movie thats really enjoyable to watch would be like an 8 | 2

There's no such thing as objectively good

[@raphaelrobles8104]

Far From Home is my MCU comfort movie. I can just watch it and be pleased.

[@arinhossain2100]

No Way Home is Tom Holland's only best Spider Man movie

[@alliedmussel1011]

Honestly I think movies should be rated on a coordinate plane with the x axis being quality and the y axis being enjoyment

[@yuampi5707]

Fuck yeah let's do that instead

[@munkee_man]

This is actually a great fucking idea!

[@gloomygloomstalker3878]

But why is this actually such a good idea tho

[@xant8344]

I think it's impossible to rate a lot of movies on quality with a single score because some movies are technically well-made but have abhorrent ideas or messages, and vice versa, like Pocahontas with its beautiful animation but disgusting theme that both sides were racist and bad, or Solo with its ugly visuals but great backstory for Han. It's impossible for me to rate movies quality with one number because a lot of the time the one aspect will cancel out another, which leads to wildly inconsistent scores.

[@brianneroberts8372]

‘Venom, venom, dunanunanuna denim’ -Cosmonaut Marcus, 2021

[@cameron2448]

Marcus: What was I on!? Me watching him crack white claws the whole series: Alcohol sir

[@alexfischer3347]

I love how sometimes Marcus will have a laughing fit and then move the score down one point

[@bageltoo]

Marcus 5 years from now: “Reviewing reviewing my old reviews”

[@volcranoii7709]

This video is worth it just to hear Spider-verse get the 10/10 it deserves

[@glendarjj3991]

Yeah best spider-man film by far. And one of the best animated films to be honest.

[@volcranoii7709]

@@glendarjj3991 It’s in my top 5 movies all time

[@volcranoii7709]

@@knightshadowhimself No.

[@pritimukherjee4835]

Its pretty overrated, but you aren't ready to debate that.

[@volcranoii7709]

@@pritimukherjee4835 You’re right. I’m not ready to debate with people who have bad taste.

[@mew1023]

This is still one of my favorite Cosmonaut videos. I think it’s always nice to see Marcus unscripted in between the reviews

[@TJHill07]

This and the contrarian video are really fun I wish we had more vids like this.

[@ozzem]

"There's been so many better Spiderman Movies [Than Homecoming]" *Rates almost every other spiderman movie worse than homecoming*

[@glendarjj3991]

Not spider verse though. He was probably thinking of how good spider verse was and that homecoming paled in comparison.

[@ozzem]

@@glendarjj3991 So many

[@duartevader2101]

_Spider-Man: Homecoming_ and _Spider-Man: Far From Home_ are the worst Spider-Man movies.

[@maryansamir8099]

@@duartevader2101 in your opinion

[@ozzem]

@@duartevader2101 Have you even seen the Amazing Spiderman movies? The MCU ones aren't great, but those are just irredeemable, honestly, especially 2.