"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous

[@CityGuest]

Исключительно тонкий юмор, спасибо мистер Пидор )))

[@n3colas_]

ахахаха

[@TuPlur]

Это было смешно)

[@feostun8385]

ЛОЛ)

[@dimasay3826]

Бля, кажись я не один спустился в комментарии в поисках russians

[@akop4ik1994]

Ну кто ж виноват что у мистера пидора трубы забиты 😂😂😂

[@TimohaNorveg]

As a Russian I approve the “Mr. Pidor” joke hehehe

[@Wiseman6672]

Do all russians laugh like that?

[@chaatkedekh]

@Sergey0101007 Sir Gay🤣🤣

[@quincygaming6426]

All my game russian friends say this to each other and me too xd voice chat is basically like this when someone get stunned and is about to die "PIDOR IDI NAHUI!"

[@Benwewin]

Oh yes,.it's oh so funny,..Mr. Pider !!

[@randomdude2550]

Hahah, I'm a fellow slav and I got it too

[@ВедроЗильбермана]

- Are you russian? - Sure! - Whats your name? - Khabib

[@mateuszg9866]

- And you're from? - Uzbekistan

[@boxfox007]

-Are you Russian? -Yes! -Whats your Name? -SirGay (Sergey) -Whats the Name of your Father? -GayOrgy Georgiy) HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@boxfox007]

@@darth_fyodor do you like Kebab?

[@darth_fyodor]

@@boxfox007 no

[@boxfox007]

@@darth_fyodor r u russian? or bulgarian?

[@DGrafov]

I had a Russian friend in college here in Canada studying ESL(English as a second language) named Семён (pronounced Semyon). He would always write his name on the board as Semen (thats how it is spelled in Russian). Teachers were laughing every time and eventually told him to change it to Simon

[@oldjeeper9174]

For english speaking people I always say that my name is Sam, because it's shorter than Simon and doesn't have this strange e (which causes a lot of problems with documents even in Russia, because some organisations write ё in name and some doesn't). P.s. my name is Семён)

[@IvanPolyansky]

@@oldjeeper9174c'mon bratishka ё is the best

[@Niwweleg]

what would you say about SEMØN?

[@nikarkharov5683]

A real story with another Russian Semen my ex-employer was hiring for a job: at the end of the interview process the HR asked the guy to change his name to Simon so that the email address wouldn't sound like "semen@[company]"

[@Real909Demon]

​@@IvanPolyanskyхз, его многие не пишут, так как им просто лень ставить 2 точки сверху

[@КонстантинБратищев-з3п]

Few people knows, but we specifically speak backwards to confuse a potential opponent

[@neskuchaev]

exactly

[@patrickmclaughlin61]

Baaahahahahahahaha

[@holicarpiomano1153]

I wish I'm fluent in Russian language,I only know some....

[@magia2289]

thats a good one!!!! bravo)

[@svetik1587]

Particularly some of them are easily confused!

[@praviyryad4173]

Russell: my last name is "Peters" me: **laughing in russian**

[@BitsEUismynamelilbish]

nouveau riche pidaras lol

[@praviyryad4173]

@@BitsEUismynamelilbish why u bullin' me блять та за шо?

[@BitsEUismynamelilbish]

nouveau riche I’m not bullyin’ lol просто стобой смеюсь по-русски

[@praviyryad4173]

@@BitsEUismynamelilbish а, зрозумив, тада соррян sam pidoras lol :*

[@BitsEUismynamelilbish]

nouveau riche theres no such word as зрозумив...

[@ivobo6227]

The joke on Russian sounding like they speak backwards just cracks me up every time, also because he starts walking backwards. And Im Bulgarian, so its pretty similar.

[@ggalaktionov]

BULGARI YUNACI

[@1sxs322]

Кво става

[@realone563]

И ам фром Сербиа

[@t-reggs3885]

Щом си казал

[@dzhanerk7224]

Ехеее

[@VuaR1208]

Как же у него отлично получается произноситься "Пи**ор"! :D Вообще без капли акцента

[@rezikfan5673]

ну это же его фамилия

[@Белый-ч8т]

​@@rezikfan5673это так плохо, что аж хорошо

[@АртурАхметжанов-я5щ]

Русские сантехники научили😂

[@barrdack]

Do you have Sun-technic problems mr. peed-r?

[@hocheshshweps]

Это говрит о чем то)

[@AugustOfTheWinter]

As a person who speaks russian I laughed so hard I cried when he just kept saying "Pydar" before explaining what it meant XD

[@ya55er4008]

Do you speak Slav Squat?

[@AugustOfTheWinter]

@@ya55er4008 what

[@damir1]

Man, I'm Russian. Saying Pydar is incorrect, "Pidor" or "Pidoras" or "Pidryla" will be right

[@LEX-rh8jr]

@@damir1 don't be so picky, he has somehow to make a funny story. I love him, he is good! 👍 Хорошего тебе дня! 🙏

[@primus1386]

@@damir1 ahahahah я ждал тебя

[@maratyuldashev2320]

Я, конечно, не силен в английском, но все понял. Больше всего мне понравился русский узбек Ананд:)

[@Chtotonazhal]

Когда он говорит, что русские говорят задом-наперед, правда похоже получилось))

[@azizparadero]

Аман, а не ананд

[@borismor1]

@@azizparadero да в этих русских именах фиг разберешься)

[@НиколайНикакоюс-л2ь]

@@azizparadero Он сказал Анод.

[@andrey9438]

@@НиколайНикакоюс-л2ь катод

[@suukinsin6771]

I am an indian ..studied medicine in russia..i had a chinese classmate in russia and ..his name was " су кин сын " (su kin sin = son of a bitch in russian) And 6 years we wondered why our russian teachers and professors giggled in class calling his name

[@irihaschoo8513]

У моей соседки-американки собачку звали Суки. Когда она ее выгуливала, громко звала суки, суки.

[@KING-ri2vs]

I'm giggling coz of your 6 years of MBBS in Russia. 🤭 Best of luck searching for a job.😅

[@Kurskayaduga]

हिंदी चीनी भाई भाई

[@Rusty9017]

ah yes sukin syn ! the usual suspect

[@KING-ri2vs]

@@suukinsin6771 Hope you are not practicing extensively though 😜🙏

[@avianna7738]

We should just hire Russell Peters to be a universal ambassador between all nations. He can find common ground and humor anywhere!

[@KPS_04]

Very true. He will bring unity among all countries.

[@tj21234]

Ahhh zelensky supposed to do the same but we know what he did.

[@ilsebilse]

Video: is about Russians Russians: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@KatyaLishch]

Как дела?

[@lkikost1625]

Russian is the second language on the Internet. We are always here, we just do not always write in Russian. According to etiquette, you need to participate in discussions in the language of the starter topic. If the topic is about Russian or in Russian, we use Russian.

[@KatyaLishch]

@@lkikost1625 Russian is the second language only by the number of Russian-language websites, but by the number of users it looks like this: 1 English 1,105,919,154 25.2% 2 Chinese 863,230,794 19.3% 3 Spanish 344,448,932 7.9% 4 Arabic 226,595,470 5.2% 5 Portuguese 171,583,004 3.9% 6 Indonesian / Malaysian 169,685,798 3.9% 7 French 144,695,288 3.3% 8 Japanese 118,626,672 2.7% 9 Russian 109,552,842 2.5% 10 German 92,304,792 2.1%

[@lkikost1625]

​@@KatyaLishch Угу, вот только Китайцы варятся в своем интернете, поэтому их сложно увидеть в том интернете, к которому мы привыкли, испаноязычные живут в основном в Южной Америке, В Испании самой меньше 50 миллионов населения. Эти ребята и правда в частности имеют представительство в интернете, вот только там все плохо с английским и они не выходят в реддит и прочие ресурсы, их редко встретишь в комментариях в ютубе. Такая же история с португальским. Позавчера общался с парнем из Перу. На счет арабского ничего не скажу, не бывают я в тех интернетах. Они должны быть в районе инстаграмма, не дальше. Даже под видео с арабскими гонками по барханам я арабской вязи не видел. Однако, у современного поколения все прекрасно с английским, лучше чем в россии точно. Все, дальше судить сложно. Индонезийцы есть, французы должны знать английский и им пользоваться чаще в интернетах. Японцы слишком консервативны в социальном плане, но это все высасано из стереотипов и пальца. Непонятно, где Индусы. Их как бы столько же сколько и Китайцев, они везде, куча видео от индусов, целый мем есть про то, что на все есть гайды на ютубе от индусов, но в этой статистики их нет. Странно. Однако, думаю, мы согласимся, что в киберспорте кричат сука-блять, мемы на реддите про русский язык в играх и кириличные ники. Носителей Белорусского языка и Украинского можно считать за русскоязычных пользователей, да простит меня суверинетет этих стран с их гордым народом. Есть три типа лжи, большая - маленькая и статистика. Видимо, где-то как-то не

[@KatyaLishch]

@@lkikost1625 возможно русские - одна из самых прокрастинирующих наций, проводящих очень много времени в интернете и за играми, возможно поэтому производительность труда в России гораздо ниже чем у всех развитых стран, а образование не так востребовано, у нас предпочитают финансировать силовиков, вместо науки с образованием, любят пострелять видимо.

[@andreikoto4810]

Fun fact. The answer to Cock Dealа? (Как дела?) is Horror Show (Хорошо) which means All good!

[@voshche]

Now we choke ----новичок

[@realifelevelup]

WTF?

[@Corvax77]

"Horror Show (Хорошо) which means All good!" - knee fucked (не факт) which means "it's not a fact"

[@nikitaaverin8117]

чот взоржал аки конь :)))

[@odeleya1768]

And to say a casual goodbye is Paka Paka (пока-пока) I don’t think I have to explain why that sounds ridiculous lol

[@Gtdm05]

Two Russian Plumbers SUPER BLYAT BROS

[@Spanishfutbol2010]

HAHA!!! I’d fucking buy that game

[@hastur3201]

Actually it's Super "sukablyat" Bros

[@processor8267]

Hahahahhah wth is this level :D

[@antonipeskova7882]

I laughed at this so hard I dropped my kvass

[@smritiid3697]

Dead 😂

[@cat_Vasya]

-U from Russia? -yeap -Ok. Where you from in Russia? -Uzbekistan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FireBurn256]

Just another country in Russia, why are you laughing?

[@cat_Vasya]

@@FireBurn256 Uzbekistan in Russia - like Mexico in USA. Uzbekistan does not even have a common border with Russia😏

[@mareksumguy1887]

@@FireBurn256 being Uzbeki… he wishes he was Russian.

[@Kyerkegor]

@@mareksumguy1887 terrible wish...

[@mareksumguy1887]

@@Kyerkegor … better than uzbeki

[@Lokeessh]

Russell laughing in *russian* makes me die laughing 😂

[@doro5013]

Hello, Pidr 😂 hahahaha (This means in Russian- gay what fuking kids)

[@user-cl6rx2ju6h]

hahahaha me too!

[@lima2025]

Hahaha👌

[@lohitpant70]

lokya....

[@karimmounir9185]

Me toooooo I swear I teard up laughing

[@ummyhorse7791]

We have to admit that Russians are unique. You can’t but love them!

[@sevastikseva6595]

Thanks, bro)))

[@Pekos3]

Ого! Круто, меня любят за то что я русский! Неожиданно...

[@petrap.7256]

the situation might have changed a little over the last few years

[@guzelfetkulina9599]

🙄🥴

[@GhettPhocqued]

​@@Pekos3 4 years ago, before you started killing your ethnic brothers.

[@friendleemachine2365]

As Russian I approve this "speaking backwards" thing. Always wanted to know how do others hear our language and it sounded legit in his perfomance.

[@MrsSourisrousse]

Ещё бы Серебряном веке было придумано стихотворение "Дыр бул щыл" Дыр бул щыл убеш щур скум вы со бу р л эз" Идея была как раз в том, что так звучит для иностранцев русский. Имхо, до сих пор верно :)

[@friendleemachine2365]

@@MrsSourisrousse это часом не тактильная поэма какая-нибудь?

[@MrsSourisrousse]

@@friendleemachine2365, насколько я знаю, поэт Кручёных ею не занимался, а общий жанр, к которому это стихотворение относится, называется "заумь".

[@friendleemachine2365]

@@MrsSourisrousse вот уж действительно заумь

[@MrsSourisrousse]

@@friendleemachine2365 авангард такой авангард, что делать :) Хармс тоже любил этот жанр.

[@roberttanha2926]

This might well be the single, best performance by a stand up comedian ever. Well done, Russell.

[@venom_spy_chaosgod]

Yeah, mister Pidor did a good job here!XD

[@jumajaco]

It's way more funnier when you speak both English and Russian 😂

[@ybk82]

Agree with you, even if it doesn't seems at first sight

[@СофьяВоскресенская]

More funny/funnier

[@vlagavulvin3847]

@@СофьяВоскресенская nah, более забавнее, пятиста и вот это вот все... и, да: ей богу, узбеки нынче грамотнее

[@eugeniegene1589]

I'm half-Russian. Grew up with two languages. A friend of mine was named Panayotis, he was from Greece and desperately wanted us to call him " Panos ". I'm so sorry to say that, but Panos (written Ponos) means Diarrhea in Russian. )) LIL ADD : He's aware of what it might sound like in Russian and is having fun with that ))

[@NeuroticPixieSlasher]

That's ponOs though ; ) He's pAnos

[@baddcarma]

In Russian it is in fact pronounced "panos", you need to remember that Russian pronunciation differs from the way the word is written.

[@eugeniegene1589]

Thank you indeed, I forgot to mention that ! Thank you !

[@emanuelrojas2]

XD Hey Ponos do you smell something?

[@Ce3nt307]

Thanos

[@argent5721]

Are you russian? - Sure! - Whats your name? Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.

[@alexholston7645]

As Russian, I would say that I was laughing so hard, about "backwards" joke.

[@suraj-op2bx]

I wish i was born in russia 😪

[@2.3.79]

Тепер я реально думаю что русский звучит как язык задом на перед

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

ꓷЯAH OƧ HӘUA⅃ ƎM ƎꓷAM ƧꓷЯAWꓘƆAꓭ ӘИIꓘ⅃AT ƎЯ'YƎHT ƎꓘI⅃ ꓷИUOƧ ƧИAIƧƧUЯ

[@inq3265]

@@suraj-op2bx oh, really? I don't think so xD they are crazy and torture their own people for protesting

[@anupamsingh25]

@@PhantomFilmAustralia bro even google translate not working

[@shinlir]

I’m Russian and I didn't notice anything until he mentioned the way we speak. Damn)

[@Tastako]

Аналогично ))) Но ребята сантехники, видимо, давно так развлекаются с американскими фамилиями )))

[@markraid9452]

Ааааааа мы с парнями второй день арём над нам . Красава мужик . Насмешил мистер пидэр .+100 к карме

[@markraid9452]

Привет ОМСК

[@indiworldentertainment]

но он не американец , он индус

[@webpunky]

Damn.. Maybe you mean "blyat!"?))

[@kittycatjinx3876]

I was crying while watching this. I am russian and I can say that Russell is 100% right about all that stuff :D Especially talking backwards-it literally killed me , I blew up with laughter. What an amazing sense of humor , 0 hate , 0 racism , 100% pure humor

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Literally killed you? So how are you writing that comment?

[@kittycatjinx3876]

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet steak brought me back to life

[@Real909Demon]

Хз, по моему шутки хрень. Разве что про п*дора мб норм, а в остальном он слишком какой-то бред 😑

[@ElijahGraff]

Сэнк'ю веримач фо зыс видео. Джёукс эбаут рашнс а оосом! Ай ноу ю уил андэстенд насин фром зис месседж бат сомбади дефинитли уил.. Энд зей вуд би рашнс ту. ;)

[@fellepjeanchev8043]

Мейби ивън бългейрианс, ху ноус

[@olegyefremov2583]

Фэйсом об тэйбл

[@ArtSNik]

Ейс ейс -Гйорл !!! Чувиха )))

[@YbbNoo]

Ай ду.

[@MariyaMary2023]

Elijah Graff йор инглиш ис гууд. Ай эндестэнд ю вери уелл. Гуд джоб 😁

[@FunkyGalilea]

My boyfriend is Russian and I laughed so hard because he really does sound like he's talking backward when he converses with his parents

[@dmitryvorozhtsov4911]

English sounds the same for Russians. I mean "backwards". 🙂

[@robotube7361]

@@dmitryvorozhtsov4911 Actually English for Russians sounds like a broken Slow tape player. The English R is like a slow mo russian R.

[@РоманОгнев-д6ы]

Для нас вы, америкосы говорите так, как-будто у вас во рту находится хуй.

[@IvanovaEkaterina-jr6fv]

For Russians English sounds that u eat porridge and talking about smth. Say as russian girl.

[@ruslanisaev5224]

Say Privet to your boyfriend

[@super-six-four]

DESPITE I'M A RUSSIAN SPEAKING MAN, THOSE JOKES MAKES ME LAUGH. WELL DONE, "MR.PIDOR"! :) NO OFFENCE!

[@Raspab]

Серьёзно ? Не плохо.

[@paraplegicmom5318]

2:31 Laughs in Russian lol

[@NameNik223]

Never realized that Как дела? (How are you?) sounded like "coke dealer"

[@Shantykoff]

cock dealer :C not the coke dealer

[@StRanGerManY]

Тогда уж cuck dealer

[@AleckFenelix]

coco dealer

[@TimurKaramov]

Because it doesn’t

[@Змеяющаякуса]

Получается, что "куколка", звучит как "cuckold" 😂

[@noonecares379]

The joke of Russians talking like their always speaking backwards always cracks me up. Especially him walking backwards makes the joke 1000 times more funnier 😂😂

[@РокетМэн]

В России думают что вы говорите задом наперёд 🤣

[@МиленаАнфёрова]

Для меня речь американцев звучит как будто у них постоянно член во рту , всегда смеюсь слыша как они общаются .

[@weirdalyankovic474]

The polish guy looks like an villian from the 80s

[@S1lverarrow]

he looks like old Little Finger.

[@cybersquire]

Well he's old enough, so.... probably?

[@yourrightsareturnedoff.lea8652]

His agent name was double oh Dick aka 00DICK from the 80's

[@fairman01]

It's Garry oldman

[@dk-sky3820]

The "backwards" sounding Russian has an explanation: Most of the words in English end with vowels, so the flow of speech is almost uninterrupted, like a song. One word stacks with another like a jigsaw puzzle. It starts abruptly but then they drag the word. Russian on the other hand has majority of the words ending with consonants, so speaking Russian is like jumping on the river rocks, one by one. (I'm native russian speaker) We drag our words and then end them abruptly. So it's basically English in reverse.

[@irinavlady8299]

D K-sky when you said syllables you probably meant consonants.Syllables means слог

[@dk-sky3820]

irina vlady yes, right! I was thinking about Russians distinctively splitting words into syllables when we talk and wrote that word instead of consonants. I’ve edited, thanks.

[@truskoysusaventuras]

Huh, good explanation.

[@alexandersedov9896]

@No One Согласен. Тут ещё нужно учитывать момент, что в отличие от английского языка, в русском слова склоняются и поэтому часто оканчиваются на гласные. Пример: "Во поле берёза стояла, во поле кудрявая стояла, ой люли, люли, люли, люли стояла". Здесь ни одно слово не оканчивается на согласную. Ну, допустим, это специфический случай - текст песни, в которой нужно подчеркнуть мелодичность. Но вот элементарный случай: "Не подскажите сколько времени?"

[@redluna8865]

@No One согласна в вашим замечанием. Когда читала комментарий выше, сразу подумала: наоборот же! Возможно, это от того, что в английском слова начинаются! на гласные и заканчиваются согласными (все окончания), а в русском - наоборот, поэтому и звучит так)

[@manaral-aisri193]

My teachers are from Russia 🇷🇺 and I like to listen to them when they speak to each other 😂 lots of love from Oman 🇴🇲

[@dima_thabet1855]

هلا والله

[@artemsizov6753]

Russel Peters made me die laughing hahahaha

[@yahyaalghzwani1882]

ماشاء الله عندكم روس ف عمان 😉

[@kekhaunter8002]

How do you have 500+ subs with no video at all ?

[@manaral-aisri193]

@@kekhaunter8002 Hh yeah😂😩 I think coz I only comment on videos thats all 🤷‍♀️ And Yeah I don’t post no videos I just like looking to others videos and comment 😊

[@Octaavos]

As a Russian, I should note that in Russian there are several male names that sound somewhat ambiguous in English. For example Georgy (similar pronounce to Gay Orgy) or Sergey - Sir Gay.

[@пашазайцев-й2я]

I'm Russian and once a French guy said to me same about my language. And I said, that his language sounds for me like he try to do an air-cunnilingus: "la pulula lula" We laughed together))

[@lykn6929]

LMFAO!!!!

[@ЗЕТИКСОВИЧ]

3 year together.. true story

[@kirylneliubovich8162]

звучит как название авиакомпании "Эир Кунилингус"

[@КонстантинШубин-л6с]

@@kirylneliubovich8162 обеспечим залёты!)))

[@quackquack7595]

You guys are like water and fire when it comes to letter R. 😂

[@volk2672]

Самый русский Аман из Узбекистана😂😂😂🤔

[@hardwired6248]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Тимашеро]

Например я. Многие иностранцы говорят что я Russian guy, хотя узбек, но видимо они так считают от того что я на русском говорю как носитель языка, а родной я почти забыл.

[@ЛордЛанцеврот]

@@Тимашеро эээ кутас бля!

[@flight_2543]

@@Тимашеро ну манкурт значить

[@supreme_007]

Бл узбеки везде, даже я

[@dangor1931]

Ты Русский? ДА! От куда ты? Из Узбекистана!)))

[@владрудкин-б9у]

аххаха- вот тоже поржал над ним)))

[@antopolskiy]

ну, в Узбекистане куча этнических русских, если вы не знали. если не ошибаюсь, чуть ли не до 10-15% в некоторых регионах.

[@ПавелБреанар]

Особенно с именем Оман и столь характерными чертами лица, этнический русский. Однако тот факт, что причисляет себя к русским, уже хорошо.

[@johndoe5555]

такое возмущение Узбекистаном, будто Москва выглядит значительно "белее" XD

[@владрудкин-б9у]

никакого возмущения! Узбек и есть узбек- если только не носитель русского языка!в Москве разное случается- есть и африканцы-носители русского! а это много значит- воспитался в России, значит и менталитет Российский!

[@vyktorzhuravlev8304]

My tears flowed from laughter and my lungs hurt :)))))

[@VR17658]

PETER was surely on top5 of our school jokes list in English class :D

[@ilja406]

Right, that's where I've learned the joke. :D

[@FM-yd5xy]

Didn't you have a king once, named Peter? I'm guessing there was alot of headless bodies in the basement of that castle of his.

[@АндрейПанов-м3л]

​@@FM-yd5xy , right, one of the best russian tzar, but ... his name sounds in russian like PIOTR (not PIDAR), so no problem here ) actually it's quite popular name still now - PETYA )

[@Kausarniyazee]

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[@Kausarniyazee]

@@sashafetisov2000 ? ㅕㅈ노ㅕㅓㅗ머ㅛㅕㅐ)ㅕㅕㅅ

[@ЙэлВас]

Молодец тот человек, который сделал русские субтитры

[@StrongRespect]

Для отсталых

[@superman9227]

Где?

[@ruingun5015]

смотрел в оригинале, но пересмотрю с субтирами...может чего нового узнаю про Мр.ПИДР!!! )))))

[@afanasievnikitin]

То чувство, когда посмотрел на английском, и только прочитав вас, понял, что это инглиш был.

[@Consigliori]

@@sebastianpereira4045 Ахахаххаха Красава!

[@everythingisamazing5765]

I just literally laughed out loud on a packed NYC train.

[@himanshu6489]

Everything is Amazing! At which station you laughed ?

[@kingkillerstripe1211]

nycczz23 Yeah I was at Brighton Beach in Brighton and I went to the Brighton pier

[@user-yd8nb4rl9d]

King Killerstripe Are you serious??? what are the bloody odds! I am on the B train heading towards Brighton Beach as well!

[@kingkillerstripe1211]

Yosif Sharhan I was saying there is a Brighton Beach in England in fact you copied us in America like with some of the other names

[@Pacifica1]

Everything is Amazing! lol

[@как-тотак-е9о]

То чувство, когда мы смотрели этот ролик на паре по английскому

[@ursa_margo]

Ничо так у вас уроки были. О.о

[@voose03]

Препод норм

[@АнтонАникеев-о7о]

))))))

[@sergeysolovyov3603]

ахереннный препод, знает как заинтересовать)

[@stevestever8907]

How the fuck do you people tame that god damn nightmare of an alphabet? Kmao

[@3DCommando]

*Any race exists* Russell Peters: I’m going to ruin this mans whole career.

[@doro5013]

They're can't live in Russia) We killing them couse they fu... kids.

[@BobrLovr]

@@lakotabrule oh my god, we're so sorry. Let's all collectively apologize. Omg, you poor poor thing :(

[@antonioholguin4872]

@@BobrLovr hahahaha

[@antonioholguin4872]

@@lakotabrule why are you here then

[@TheFurious74]

It might be a test. If someone laughs when you say "Mister Pidor" he is russian for sure!

[@LaumanJr]

😂😂😂

[@ScienceAround]

:-D

[@Царь_Горох]

Thank you son! Sincerely yours, CIA))

[@doro5013]

@Антон Щербаков to do, blend.

[@2009jonna]

Peter Belikh what does it mean in Russian ?

[@Resh_Roy]

I'm Russian and I'm not offended at all! It's HIlarious! I was laughing my ass off every sec!

[@sporthack8723]

I'm Russian (living in Russia), but i already love you humor Mr.Peters! 😁 You are incredible hilarious dude! 😂

[@fourbypete]

He kills me every time. What worries me though is my name is Peter. I'll never call Russian plumbers. Edit, only kidding. I don't care.

[@GUNIT50CentRap]

Come on man. You can't be serious.

[@avzarathustra6164]

@@GUNIT50CentRap Он серьезно. Фагот звучит как Питер lol, you've got to be careful with the Russian language.

[@ImperativeGames]

Just tell to call you "Pete". It roughly translates as "Drink". Mr. Drink is ok ^^

[@YaroslavOstnikov]

It would be fun

[@ds77777]

You shouldn't worry. Actually in Russian it is "peedor" with highly articulated D. I am Russian and name Peter doesn't sound same to my ear. Surprised that the topic arose. What is more funny that Russians have names like Sergey (literally sounds like Sir Gay) and Alla.

[@AliasadKhan08]

Its amazing how he brings people of all nations together under an one roof.

[@GianetanSekhon]

He always brings a smile to my face no matter how many times I watch him. He makes you learn to laugh even when you are the butt of his jokes. Peters heeeheeeheeheeeaaa!

[@pinoybushcraft7023]

I almost died in my laugh when he did the Russians talking backwards. Hahaha

[@GrafMKristo]

Respect for Anand and his self-conscience. He's definitely uzbek (Uzbekistan was a part of USSR) but his classifying himself as a russian is great and touching!

[@OrangeAni]

Why is it great?

[@akuskus]

Russia invades a country. A guy from that country classifies himself as a Russian. Great and touching.

[@azmagaref]

@@akuskus lmao

[@StRanGerManY]

@@akuskus yes, this is pretty accurate

[@АлександрАлександр-п9ц1й]

@@akuskus England, France, Spaine invaded North America and now you classify your self as American?))))) Also, very touching)))

[@xvicio98]

those 300 dislike are all peters

[@Elizabeth-ic2xi]

Spad 'll

[@arhangel8608]

lol

[@ArslanJumayev]

Spade best comment

[@MrOmar0476]

now it 1/6 pidorov))))

[@parmodsharma4576]

in 2011 i had a stroke and was in a coma for a month. 3 months of my life are a blurr and when I got home the only thing that couldn't get enough of was you! I laughed so much that my husband was shocked. My husband is Indian from Meerut. I saw everything that was out there with you. THANK YOU SO MUCH! When you went to Westbury Music fair I attended but I got the flu that day and don't even remember anything of that night except wanting to get home into bed. Very few comedians make me laugh but you had me in tears. May you have continued success. I never tire of your shows and I saw the Indian detective. Would have like to see more. Again THANK YOU!!!!! ( PS: i'M LATINA)

[@marioiacolucci]

Hope you are doing well man

[@antonmedvedev1128]

Am russian, I have just coughed my lungs out of laughing!!! 😂😂😂 great!!!

[@GoryPotushi21]

@@vladtheclad и за что же нам гордиться

[@AliveTeenMusic]

да, просто до слез)))))

[@kuaranir2440]

@@vladtheclad а твоя гордость похоже выжала твое чувство юмора

[@zamanium7517]

@@vladtheclad Ничего плохого в юморе этого ролика нет

[@requiredlol]

when this man laughs in Russian not only he sounds like gru but he looks like gru

[@amigoAsterisk]

Gru mean Russian?

[@Clockworkg1rl]

@@amigoAsterisk GRU is russian special service, like CIA or MI6

[@shankyxyz]

@@Clockworkg1rl you guys havent seen the movie Despicable Me with GRU in it? To be fair Gru is Polish.

[@bm5448]

I work with a Russian guy who showed me this video, and now I think about it basically every day

[@mailman7296]

2:30 I almost died XD * I am Russian

[@tresspasse]

yea ask the same question 80% of the americans ....even ask the same Russell Peters )))

[@the_batmobile0.4]

You ain't no Russian liar

[@MHL]

Так Ян Арлазоров оказывается жив и говорит по английски

[@svetlananabokova3833]

Его внук.

[@ДмитрийФокин-ы9з]

Да, похож!

[@tommyturbique]

suh dude

[@ivanlancia8850]

скорее на Фоменко похож

[@sergeyivanov6847]

Я когда смотрел сразу на Яна подумал)

[@mewmew4258]

I'm from Lithuania but I take Russian classes and this video is my favourite

[@ФатееваЛиза]

Hi! I'm army from Russia. If you want to make better you Russian, that you can write)

[@ellerellerek52]

why do you take russian classes being from Lithuania?

[@Byrzzaa]

@@ellerellerek52 Maybe for business reasons or just for pure curiosity of learning lagnuages

[@MrBikercat]

he's a riot. he snaps on everyone. love the guy. at least he can be funny without having to constantly curse like some other so call "comedians"

[@SweetOsoka]

I dare you to say a word kniga(book in russian) in the Us. 🤣

[@yuzenpro3263]

Did you mean a contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person?

[@SweetOsoka]

@@yuzenpro3263 did I?

[@yarraidalg]

@@yuzenpro3263 i guess they did and there are lots of jokes here in russia regarding this matter

[@areaofapplauses2258]

And in mongolian Hui means Hey! But in Russian it’s like a swear word which means penis.

[@makemarker]

@@ghastlytsuyoshi346 Arnold Black-one-home

[@Dharshanth.k]

gotta admit, the moment he started walking backwards, that's where I lost it. I was laughing way too hard on that one haha

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Dharshanth Kumar He moonwalked better than Michael Jackson!😉

[@sjappiyah4071]

I nearly chocked on my food 😂😂

[@MrNorma77]

Good morning Mr. Pidor - 👍👌👈 Спасибо поржал ))

[@Richie6098]

Sergey Kostin exactly I have no idea what you said

[@cloudstriker3972]

You pipes are blocked

[@6aate3y]

cockdealer mr. Pidor?

[@tobiasfrost86]

As a russian canadian these jokes made me laugh

[@tranquility9325]

The talking backwards is clever, good job Mr. Peter's 😂

[@Denzelidos]

Greetings from Uzbekistan

[@-paulmp]

I'm Australian, but my Dad and his entire family are Russian.. I nearly choked on my coffee, thanks Mr Pidor! hahahaha!

[@r8d8mir]

Поржал от души , хотя раньше уже видел это видео. Прикольный дядька. А русский узбек в Америке это что то ) 👍🏻

[@Ruvaky1]

Much love from Russia, Mr, Peters! And you are not pidor ;D

[@dannybeiinhongkong4173]

You can have a great education and live abroad for a very long time, but there is nothing you can do about laughing at Mr.Pidor😂😂

[@VNL-670]

В Америке весь пост советские считаются Russian, ты можешь твердить им что ты Узбек, Украинец, Латыш итд они всё равно между собой называют тебя Russian guy...!

[@polinaball542]

Zdes nikto ne znaet about 15 republics!

[@polinaball542]

Zdravstvuite vsem! Souza bolshe net, no nadeys druzhba ostalas.

[@bozolan]

Так не только в штатах. Во многих других странах тоже так.

[@vickexpress4959]

Так и есть ! А ты смотрю трак драйвер!? На Вольво 670 ездишь?

[@svgstudios831]

я как раз русский латыш

[@maryamsalah4723]

This guy knows how to put smile on my face

[@Prinzmetal49]

The funny thing is, "pidor" is short for "pidoras", which if you extend, becomes the full name of Peters Russel.

[@bakuretsutroll]

there is even a fullest version of it - "pederast"

[@angsta89]

I am totally laughed))))

[@victorborisov7074]

а ты хорош!

[@olexandernesteroff6368]

P Ciprian, don't read "pidor" in English pronunication. It's like "peedor" not "paidor".

[@olexandernesteroff6368]

They don't sound "same", they sound "similiar". Okay?

[@1allanbmw]

My wife is from Belarus. When I first went there 22 yrs ago, I had a headache for the 2 weeks I was there. It sounded like I had landed on the planet Romulus. My second language is Dutch and there was absolutely nothing "borrowed" from other languages there!! Now, I understand, they are speaking more and more Belarusian. As if there's a difference??!! Lol!

[@psoltiivan]

I was dying of laughter while watching Spiderman movie.

[@rougewillow]

Well, in Russia there are two different naratives for native Russian and Russian cityzent - native Russian is the one who is called RUSSKY, wile Russian cityzent is called ROSSIANIN. And the reason for this is that like America, Russia is very multicultural, so not all people living IN Russia are actually native Russians. They ARE however Russian cityzents. Some cityzents really imbody the culture of native Russians ( its called being Russian at heart ) Others don't - they speak good russian, but their culture, religion and the way they interact with other people is VERY VERY different to any other native Russians or othere native groups of Russian Federation. This goes particulary for muslims and buddist living on the Easter and Southern side of Russia. Its a tricky subject to adres, and many foreigners don't seems to care anyway, so regardless of the backround many Russian cityzents call themselfs Russians "automaticly". But by that they refer to themselfs as ROSSIANE - a proud narative most Russians LOVE using. I'm sure it feels like too much information, but there is no shorter way to explane it. P.S. most of the times, guys with names such as Khabib ect. are from Caucasian Mountain region, like Chechnya, Dagistan, Osetia or region of Tatarstan. Their skin color is also darker.

[@sereg4g448]

Not only in Russia,the same in UK--english and british 😎

[@loolya5724]

You didnt need to write an essay

[@Alinanurm]

Че за враньё)) чеченецы белые и рыжие ,татары тоже самое. Темные это Узбекистан, например. Но точно не наши республики

[@васяпупкин-таврический]

you are wrong, no one in Russia calls himself a Rossianin

[@Антрацит-й3л]

I’d like to tell you bro: “Russian-ism” isn’t defining by your nationality or even how good enough you speak Russian. If you know what I mean.

[@Ades-H]

Я так смеялась что живот чуть не лопнул и сердце не остановилось.

[@max1m264]

They sound like they are talking backwards

[@makavelithadon1224]

Maxim Shcherbakov I think german sounds english backwards

[@nishantchandra2876]

That was spot on😂

[@RoverWaters]

they are backwards

[@mihanich]

Maxim Shcherbakov every foreign language sounds "backwards" for a non-native speaker. Except for Vietnamese of course, which is indeed fucking hilarious.

[@maxpodonin2073]

К сожалению, не многие поняли юмора, заложенного в данный комментарий, который я, к сведению, очень оценил.

[@barrdack]

A plumber in Russian sounds like "Sun technic"!

[@Tulsenus]

bro Russia is a big country , there are mongolic , turkic , ... like many people . Having a Ананд name is not bad.

[@ok-se9jf]

That's the good old USSR.

[@evgen6815]

He is from Uzbekistan, just imigrated to russia... he will never be russian🤣

[@farida7499]

@@evgen6815 Damb racist!!

[@russiannationalstate5593]

@@farida7499 He cannot be racist, because Russians and Uzbeks are of the same race - Caucasian

[@RockyRackstor]

01:20 Russell: are there any Russians here? and the guy says: Yes Russell: Your name? He says: Anand. 😆😆. though his parents are from Uzbekistan. Onasini

[@ilivitorbalen8669]

My favorite part of this vid is when he said Pidor, HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, PIDOR!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@onlyjihan]

I love that he goes at everyone !! Love it !!

[@Macedoniaeternal1]

540 dislikes, so 540 Peter's visited hehe

[@subjectdelta4758]

"When you find Vaj dealer send her over" 😂😂😂

[@SergiyMichael]

Subject Delta oh, I thought he said Veg dealer.. did hear him saying her.. I'm so naive )

[@westonpeters7215]

Subject Delta u

[@Armyguywizerdo16]

It would be "Vag dealer" The word "Vaj" sounds a little bit different

[@mrone-rj1bn]

hi. what's "vag dealer"?

[@Armyguywizerdo16]

A dealer of "Vag"

[@haycheC]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

[@yanjiezheng7354]

H C no..

[@virenvs905]

H C fnnntastic....mind blasting....

[@subashdangal8471]

somebody, I'm not gonna tell you who... oh I think you might know him!

[@haycheC]

Subash Dangal please be my brother Julio

[@nikkosr888]

One of Russia famous city is saint PETERsburg.

[@nickdsp8089]

But russians call the city Petrogrand. PETERsburg is the english translation .

[@lupadapupa1957]

@@nickdsp8089 in russian it is Petersburg. it sounds like Peterburg or just Peeter (not Pidor by the way). no one here calls Petersburg Petrograd

[@nickdsp8089]

@@lupadapupa1957 Still it is the english or german translation NOT russian. The words Peter and burg are not russian.

[@lupadapupa1957]

@@nickdsp8089 >But russians call the city Petrogrand you said about how russians call the city and now you're saying that it's not about that. are u ok bro? yet, it's nothing like Petrogrand. it was Petrograd maybe, but it's rarely and mostly common for the previous centuries before the great revolution in Russia. after it Petersburg was called Leningrad for almost 80 years. now it's Saint-Petersburg (even in russian it's Санкт-Петербург) but it's mostly common as Petersburg (Петербург) or just Питер. the origin is not russian but the name of the city still remains Saint-Petersburg either in russian or not. so please if you don't have idea what are you talking about just don't say anything. Но вам, из Греции, конечно же, виднее, как мы, русские, называем нашу Северную столицу.

[@seawa1256]

PIDARsBurger

[@pumpkinspicyy]

That feeling when I speak Russian 😂 Good Morning, Mr Pidor 😂😂😂😂

[@oldatalli]

I'm so glad i play csgo, otherwise i wouldn't get it

[@haycheC]

"get rekt with the awp my friend cyka blyat" said every Russian ever when they headshot me

[@oldatalli]

H C i feel you

[@haycheC]

WENDIGO XD 😂

[@arysetiadi6344]

can u add me in steam?

[@ivaniwc6044]

Cs go gang

[@levkrainov]

He actually learned how to properly pronounce the word, nice.

[@dydysh99]

0:50 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 As a Russian, I tore my ass laughing at that moment!!!

[@sauron994]

Тот случай , когда не скем поделиться этим видео. Потому что никто не знает английского... Надо менять круг общения состоящий из кок дилеров.... -_-

[@Carmelojke]

Тот случай когда люди всё ещё не знают о наличии субтитров на ютубе

[@sauron994]

@@Carmelojke субтитры не передают все эмоции и чувства..

[@Carmelojke]

@@sauron994 Эм, так звук как бэ никуда не девается во время субтитров и все эмоции прекрасно слышны.

[@sauron994]

@@Carmelojke Посмотри любое подобное видео про комиков на незнакомом тебе языке с субтитрами и ты поймёшь что я имею ввиду.

[@Carmelojke]

@@sauron994 Я это делаю каждый день. И поэтому мне действительно не понятно о чём ты.

[@k__1234]

Didn't Trevor Noah copy this sketch to make a similar one about the Russian accent using the same joke.

[@Athinira]

He made a very similar joke, yes. That doesn't imply copying. Sometimes, great minds think alike.

[@ashishhembrom3905]

@@Athinira ummm no. In 19th century yes. Now it's mostly copying. Including Russell Peters himself.

[@Athinira]

@@ashishhembrom3905 Actually, it's the other way around. In the 20th century, copying was rampant because it was much harder to verify or know if a joke was copied. If you copied someone elses joke, there was a much lower chance that someone would accuse you for it, because peoples access to comedy was very limited before the internet. Compare this to today, where people in the comment section on KZbin will point it out instantly if a joke is copied, because there's a very good chance that someone has seen the original. This very thread is the proof of it.

[@eugenberzani1216]

He is a fake, trevor noah the biggest fake

[@Sant2409]

Yes, he did. But as far as I know he doesn't admit that it is Russell's joke.

[@andromeda0505]

When a video notification arrives from Russell peters, I put a like and then watch the video...

[@MrLighith]

Sujit Varadhan A salute for u

[@h.a.z6604]

Sujit Varadhan A savage lvl 1000

[@andromeda0505]

Lighith L 😊

[@andromeda0505]

H.A. A.Z 😎

[@koleynilesh]

Sujit Varadhan A so you mean you are a simple man..

[@eeeeee217]

Good subject for a comedy act. Well done.

[@Iskander2m]

Nothing personal, Mr.Peters, but it really causes a laugh.

[@traveldude9877]

Mr Pidor)))

[@PaulKretz]

All fun aside, *these Russian words do not sound exactly as they are laughed at* here =) Still good stuff, Mr. You Know Who :D

[@animishkhatawkar]

😂😂😂😂 .... but, lots of love to Russia from India ❤